AAIIIIEEEEEE!  Perhaps longdrive knows more than the rest of us....

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

-Jim Morrison

        Name             AVG    HR      RBI     SB
1. P Ozuna, LF          .328    2       16      5
2. T Iguchi, 2B         .286    13      53      7
3. J Thome, DH          .294    36      90      0
4. P Konerko, 1B        .307    27      86      1
5. J Dye, RF            .320    34      93      5
6. J Crede, 3B          .294    25      81      0
7. J Uribe, SS          .245    14      55      0
8. B Anderson, CF       .223    7       31      4
9. S Alomar Jr., C      .158    0       3       0

        Name             AVG    HR      RBI     SB
1. N Perez, 2B          .000    0       0       0
2. C Monroe, LF         .282    21      69      1
3. I Rodriguez, C       .301    9       52      5
4. M Ordonez, RF        .295    17      81      1
5. C Guillen, SS        .309    14      70      17
6. M Thames, DH         .264    21      46      1
7. S Casey, 1B          .286    2       16      0
8. B Clevlen, CF        .364    3       6       0
9. B Inge, 3B           .245    21      63      6

First inning, Ozuna hit it hard, Konerko hit it hard, yet both went for outs.  Meanwhile, Detroit gets little Neifi Perez BS hits.

Just like it's supposed to be against a 53 year old pitcher

newsflash - Twins human

5-1 Orioles!

Can we possibly win the wildcard with 80 wins?  That's my hope for right now, not that I think we'll actually reach 80 wins.

We haven't scored more than 1 earned against a starter since the loss to Boof Bonser.

I don't care that we're facing the best pitchers in the world this week.  That's when it becomes about the pitching duel.  That's when you figure out a way to grind home that first run.

This feels pitiful.

Buehrle shutting down the sub-replacement level talent.

Sorry, guys.

has given up 2, gotten 2 outs, up by 3

GO HAWKINS!!!

1.  Bullpen still very rested!
   
2.  No errors 2 nights in a row!
   
3.  Loat by 6 last night - can't do worse than 4 tonight - margin of defeat improving!
   
4.  Minny loses!  We are still in the playoffs if the world ends today?  (And to read the posts tonight, it just might.)
   
5.  Only 2 walks given up by Sox pitching!
   
6.  Game over soon - begin getting hammered!
   
7.  1st place totally out of reach - less pressure/uncertainty re: goals (try and win this week being the first).