Picture This...

by The Cheat on Feb 19, 2007 3:58 PM CST in White Sox News

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way better form

this year, bobby. possible pinch runner? almost looks like he might have his eyes partially open.

by larry on Feb 19, 2007 4:04 PM CST reply actions

great comparison

The side by side really shows how diff Bobby looks

-Jeeves Sweet Home Sports

by jeeves on Feb 19, 2007 4:19 PM CST reply actions

Erstad...

I like Prancer v2.0 or Mr. Dergan II.

by SSH2005 on Feb 19, 2007 6:05 PM CST reply actions

Booby

im hoping that the loss of weight wont mean a loss in his game. it may just be more chins, more wins.

by omnipotent grab on Feb 19, 2007 6:36 PM CST reply actions

Cheat, way to refocus

us on the. important things - what we have vs. what we don't. Bobby and Dan Marino could go on Weight Watchers together.

Metaphorically speaking, hopefully his cup size (below the waist, not above) has not shrunk but has become "muy mas grande". Cajones, baby, is what drives the closer.

by winningugly on Feb 19, 2007 7:00 PM CST reply actions

by cajones

i hope you mean cojones. i'm thinking furniture isn't what drives bobby.

by larry on Feb 19, 2007 7:05 PM CST up reply actions

Lo siento.

'Soy gringo.

by winningugly on Feb 19, 2007 7:10 PM CST up reply actions

PS Also nice to say

"Hasta la vista" to Los Osos for 2006/2007. It's time for Los Calcentines Blancos!

Vayamos!

by winningugly on Feb 19, 2007 7:08 PM CST up reply actions

Medias,

not calcetines. Los Medias Blancas. Literal translation would be closer to "The White Hose", or "The White Stockings". Por ejemplo.

by jackie hayes on Feb 19, 2007 8:34 PM CST up reply actions

Sox Notes...

Notes: Young arms provide options

Both Haeger and Masset could either be the 5th starter or in the bullpen.
Gio Gonzalez is hitting 94-mph with his fastball.
Jenks hit a bomb to LF off of the pitching machine.
Gustavo Molina hasn't reported to camp yet due to visa issues.
Dye avoided reporters asking questions about his current contract situation.

by SSH2005 on Feb 19, 2007 7:28 PM CST reply actions

Yes!

The hex has been lifted.

Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!

by zokmaad on Feb 19, 2007 9:39 PM CST reply actions

We didn't need it carrying over into the

exhibition season, but I didn't really have anything else that I wanted to put there.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Feb 19, 2007 11:20 PM CST up reply actions

it may not be what you think

its the way you'd line up

South
Side
Sox

Comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You White Sox!

by zokmaad on Feb 20, 2007 7:11 PM CST up reply actions

Is the title of this entry

a Huey Lewis & The News reference?

Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Feb 19, 2007 9:44 PM CST reply actions

This is it...

More musical connections:

Bobby Jenks is bald, has floppy (man) boobies, tattoos that he now regrets, and a large gut that presumably has stretch marks as well. Shall we call him Britney from now on.

/feelin' goofy.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Feb 19, 2007 11:18 PM CST up reply actions

Or The Verve Pipe "Photograph"

by winningugly on Feb 20, 2007 6:17 AM CST up reply actions

the bears let their DC/rivera go

bears blog

any word on why?

HEY THIS IS JI
JIM THOME
THE PEORIA POUNDER

by The Wizard on Feb 19, 2007 10:01 PM CST reply actions

Rivera

Honestly its Lovie's defense. The Bears privately hoped he would get offered a job. I have read on a couple of occasions he would really rather be running a form of the old Bears D.

More importanly they kept the Special Teams Coach. The D will be monster next year with or without Ronny.

by Tdogg on Feb 19, 2007 10:27 PM CST up reply actions

LB Coach for the Chargers

It's interesting because he took a step backwards by becoming the Linebacker Coach for the Chargers.

Apparently there were some philosophical differences between Rivera and Lovie. Lovie runs the Tampa/Bear 2, whereas Rivera wanted to run something closer to the 46 defense that he played under. I'm hoping that he doesn't actually use the 46 defense (whenever he becomes a defensive coordinator), because he'll get raped by all the teams that use the West Coast Offense, but I suppose a variation on it could be successful.

The Bears, by the way, upgraded their LB coach to coordinator duties.

-Jeeves Sweet Home Sports

by jeeves on Feb 20, 2007 1:30 AM CST up reply actions

Raped on short, quick passes?

Sounds like the entire second half of the season.

Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Feb 20, 2007 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

Indeed

I s'pose that's what happens when you fail to get pressure on the QB, which the 46 is predicated on, even more so than the current Bears' D...or at least so I've been told

-Jeeves Sweet Home Sports

by jeeves on Feb 20, 2007 11:17 AM CST up reply actions