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The Significance of 1-0

The White Sox have only won 6 games by a score of 1-0 under Ozzie Guillen. Most significantly, they opened the 2005 season with a 1-0 victory, then opened the '05 second half with another 1-0 win before finally closing out the World Series with the most memorable 1-0 game of my lifetime.

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Before tonight, their only 1-0 win outside the magical '05 season was the Anthony Reyes 1-hitter in '06, which also featured Jim Thome providing the game's only offensive tally.

I bring this up not just because it's a fun bit of trivia, but because this is how playoff games are played. The playoffs are about pitching and defense, and the Sox are clearly lacking the latter (in the outfield, at least) so they have to make it up with the former.

The last three days the Sox have essentially been playing playoff baseball. It was lose-and-go-home, pack your bags, season's over. They've been playing playoff baseball for three straight games, against three different teams; all with their starters going on just 3-days rest.

The point is, for all their flaws, the White Sox have just shown you firsthand how they can win in the playoffs. It's almost entirely about pitching, but the Sox have enough. They can compete. They can do more than compete. They can win.

Let's win 11 more!

Let's Win 100!

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FUCK 100 YEARS.

WE ARE AFTER 100 WINS!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from the game + bar

Fucking unbelievable game.

I didn’t get to go to any of the 2005 payoff games. This is easily the best Sox game I’ve ever been to.

The crowd was unbelievable. Every pitch Danks threw they were in it and shouting. The last 2 innings were standing.

The Griffey play: I thought to myself “no way, too deep.” And then he makes the perfect peg and AJ a spectacular pay at the plate – shades of 2004 but in reverse!

The Thome home run: Knew it was gone off the bat. The crowd erupted into pandemonium. A fucking bomb. Thome = so unclutch.

The Anderson catch: joyous, fucking unbelievable pandemonium.

My personal highlight – waving the Twins bullpen goodbye as they made the long slow walk to the golf course.

11 more, baby!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 1, 2008 1:41 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i was there too, and it was glorious

unquestionably the best game i’ve ever attended. the blackout was amazing. it really intensified that sense of sox fan brotherhood with everybody else at the game.

and everything about the game was intense: the cold, windy weather, the pregame video montages, the navy seal who threw out the first pitch and then pulled on a sox pride blackout shirt over his dress whites and pumped his fist, the pitcher’s duel, the crowd hanging on every pitch and going nuts for every big play, junior and aj’s clutch defense, and bad bobby jenks finding that extra gear in the ninth, with BA putting the cherry on the sundae and the stadium shaking as we all literally jumped for joy.

classic moment: i was in a huge line for the men’s room out on the concourse when thome hit his bomb. the crowd started to roar instantly and all the guys in line bailed out and sprinted toward the field in time to see one severely mashed tater land in front of the fan deck as the fireworks went off.

un.fucking.real. let’s keep it going.

by Ryno on Oct 1, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weak effort, ryno.

you said this was a game 7 and you went to the bathroom? where’s ssh to call you pathetic.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you?

you didn’t do shit. larry’s mom delivered this one. we all know this.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why do i get an anthony perkins in psycho vibe

whenever you talk about “larry’s mom”? have you and mom ever actually been seen together?

by Ryno on Oct 1, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

so this whole time you’ve been claiming to be a lawyer you were referring to your “moral court” practice?

by Ryno on Oct 1, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute.

But, but…you’re BLECK!

I suddenly have a relative that has fallen ill. I must unfortunately attend to this Friday and, ah, will be, ah, unavailable for the, uh, game.

(Shuts computer off, goes underneath desk top to hide.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heheheheeheahahahahhhahhahahoooo

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta ask re "junior ........clutch defense,"

How many teams / outfielders do the Twins try that on? Way, way, way too shallow for SOP.

They expected GS to screw it up, IMHO. It was a very good throw and he didn’t.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, they wouldn't do it on ichiro or something.

but it was probably the right move at the time and they probably would have done it against a lot of teams/outfielders. took a perfect throw to get him and it was. twins had gone half the game without scoring and were trying to get something going.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Watched the game at Shinnick’s. Great crowd. The bartender put on a helmet and was dancing on the bar afterwards. Also dropped by Jimbo’s, Schaller’s, and Mitchell’s. I could barely sleep last night I was so nervous. This really took a load off my chest after last week’s games. Go SOX!

www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com

by Raf on Oct 1, 2008 2:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STFU, Cheat.

Delete the last paragraph.

“X” people have to readit before it is real there, forget what X is.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 6:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

read it

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off to keyboarding.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 6:41 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Many images to fall asleep to....

nasty Danks, the peg, the tag, Thomer…but also OC going in the hole, torquing his body to get the throw off to first. This guy has been great for us. A great rental. Onward!

by RoyEgan on Oct 1, 2008 6:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OC

Absolutely, I meant to put that in my post below. The local press (well, one reporter*cough* in particular) has vilified this guy as too selfish. All I’m seeing is skill and desire.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too early to tell (for me)

the draft picks would look pretty good too, and if Che can play SS…

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OrCa

led all SS in defensive Win Shares. that’s not too friggin shabby.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prob'ly too expensive,

and I’m not sure he wants to stay in Chi. Bet he wants to go back to CA area.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll be an interesting decision

he was definitely one of the best SS in the league and his defense alone probably made us nearly average in that department (well, prior to General Soreness anyway).

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont see the harm in a one or two year deal

because were not very deep at all in the infield

by Jbasic89 on Oct 1, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he'd say "are you out of your freakin' mind"?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are alone.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i loves me some OC.

pretty sure i’m the only one who loved him right from the start. but he’s a mercenary. he’s done his job (and will continue to do it). but time to move on. he’s a player whose skills likely will not age well. he will get a massive contract this offseason. and he deserves it, so long as the sox aren’t the ones paying it, of course.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was on the OC wagon from the start too there partner.

I don’t like him very much as a person from afar, so I guess we disagree there. But, this is baseball….

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he had a pretty bad year.

He was decent defensively, but an 84 OPS+ and a .334 OBP isn’t anything to write home about from a leadoff hitter.

But he’s fine as a one-year rental. Bringing him back would be a big mistake.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his year was fine.

if you want to quibble with how he was used, that’s blame which lies someplace else. a .253 eqa was exactly what the sox expected when they acquired him.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that.

What’s important is that he’s gone after 2008. I definitely agree that his skill set (whatever you think of it) won’t age well.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

confused. are you saying orlando cabrera should be blamed for how he is used?

he wasn’t brought here to lead off. set aside VORP or other offensive counting stats that would be affected by his inordinate amount of PAs. he basically provided exactly what the white sox were looking for: a 1.5 win or so improvement over juan uribe. you disagreed with me about this when the trade occurred, when the season started, during the season, and apparently now. unfortunately, the facts don’t support your disagreement.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wasn't brought in to lead off?

He batted first or second in every game he started in 2008. The Sox absolutely expected him to provide offense at the top of the order. He was mediocre at best at doing that. You’re right that that’s not Cabrera’s fault (he is what he is and he doesn’t make out the lineup card), but nothing about Cabrera’s 2008 screams “boy, was I wrong about that”.

If all the Sox were looking for was a slight upgrade over Juan Uribe (and that’s what Cabrera was in 2008 – slightly better than Uribe), Cabrera would have been batting eighth or ninth.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.5 wins, jer.

you said it was unpossible prior to the season. he did it. ova. now say you’re sorry.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know...

where you’re getting that 1.5 wins number from, so I don’t know what I’d be apologizing for.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, we went over this then and i guess we're going to go over it again, huh.

you used the “i don’t know how to compute wins but you’re still wrong larry” defense when the trade happened. at least you’re consistent, jer.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because...

you never bothered to explain, just like you never bother to explain any of your arguments. You just throw out a number, declare victory, and walk away.

I fail to see how you can compare a player who played in all but two games at the top of the order with a guy who sat on the bench half the year and say that there was a 1.5 win difference between the two. But hey, that’s just me.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when we went over this initially, i asked you what stat you wanted to use.

win shares? vorp? something else? i told you feel free to throw something out there. you then professed to not understand such things.

let’s just go simple and stick with win shares. compared to 2007 uribe, 2008 cabrera provided roughly 1.5 more wins. that’s what the sox were looking for and that’s what i argued the sox were looking for. quibble around the edges if you want or quibble with my methodology. you saying “i don’t know how to compute this stuff” or “i don’t know where anyone could possibly find statistics about baseball” is more silly than me declaring victory. he did exactly what i said he would and you said he wouldn’t. you lose.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's actually not what I said.

What I said was that I don’t trust defensive stats to give an accurate measure of individual players’ abilities. Since we’ve had this conversation, I’ve looked up how defensive Win Shares are calculated, and I’m not sold. So throwing numbers at me that I don’t find valid isn’t going to convince me of anything.

I thought the difference between Uribe and Cabrera wasn’t particularly significant (and I still don’t think so), but I didn’t have a huge problem with bringing in Cabrera. I wasn’t a big enough Uribe fan (or Garland fan) that it was a huge issue for me.

What I had a problem with was that the Sox would use him as a fixture at the top of the order. Parse it any way you want, compare him to Uribe all you want, the Sox stopped seeing Uribe as a top-of-the-order hitter years ago. They still see Cabrera as that guy, and he’s simply not.

But whatever. As long as he’s gone after this year. He’s fine right now, but I don’t want the Sox to give him a multi-year contract. And neither do you, so on that we agree.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 1, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

then neutralize for defense.

same result.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was supposed to bat 2nd, and did until

Swisher went into his 1st cold spell. I don’t think the Sox planned for him to lead off, and if he were re-signed I doubt they’d put him there again.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jerry probably sees that as not that relevant of a difference.

probably right in that. added, what, ten or so PAs because of that? dunno. at any rate, can’t blame cabrera for how he’s used. squarely on one ozzie guillen.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true about being his only fan... .

I watched him on a daily basis from 2005-2007 here in LA. I was very sanguine when Kenny picked him up.

by RoyEgan on Oct 1, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i drank too much

which turned out to be just enough.

awesome.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 7:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn time to go to work

Thankfully I’m not hurting, tons of water and advil before I went to sleep (key)

by 815Sox on Oct 1, 2008 7:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Sheehan (7:06:56 PM PT): After the Cuddyer double: 15 batters, 47 pitches. They earned this loss…Gardy’s decision to let Thome face a righty in a tied game was a mistake, but it’s the Twins hitters who take the most blame.

Danks looked fantastic, and the Sox played good defense, and—shocking—won with a homer.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 7:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Odds and ends:

I’m sure nothing I type wasn’t covered in the game or recap threads, so excuse the lardiness since I don’t have time now to go through them.

1. General Soreness deserves a new nickname after managing a 2-hopper from 250 feet or so. I propose “Ancient Mariner” as the honorific. The throw was soooo nice to see!

2. But it wouldn’t have meant a thing without AJ’s game-saving tag. Beautiful also was his head-fake on the previous pitch. Talk about being in the game!

3. Jim* pointed out the great camerawork showing Ozzie telling his outfield to move shallower just before BA’s beauty. Once again, I doubt we’ll see any mention of that in the papers, but it was key. As was the BoyCrush catch of course!

4. Big hairy balls indeed. Danks, Gavin, Burls… holy crap! I wouldn’t be surprised to see Javy strap on a pair too. Fingers crossed…

5. Serenity now.

Thank you White Sox!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 7:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim*

Since I’m sure there are new folks visiting, Jim* refers to one of the best White Sox blogs on the planet. He writes the way all newspaper beat writers should write. Check him out here:

http://soxmachine.com/blogs/soxmachine/

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's a nifty idea for you

Market is sagging again, why don’t you and ballb go naked 10,000 S&P’s – if the market dumps, ask the city council for a bailout.

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sagging, schmagging. we ain't leaving 'till we're heaving.

And I think the play you suggested is called an “O’Hare spread”.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

O'Hare spread is old school

This is new and exciting, repackaged and rebranded – a sexy new trading strategy developed by those wizards on Wall Street.

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried that in '89,

I wasn’t big enough.

Fial.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But but but - I'M TOO BIG TO FIAL! Give me money!

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice job.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was raised good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember a game at the Cell and the Sox had a guy on 1st with 1 out?

He stole second and the crowd was cheering, but you and your sister just looked at each other. I asked what was wrong, and you said “Frank will never see a strike with first base open”.
Don’t remember how old you were, but I’m guessing around 9?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome

Gals who love and know baseball….[swoon]. mrs. beeramid is there for the former, and we’re working on the latter.

by beeramid on Oct 1, 2008 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IFTHTB.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what you just said. :p

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find that hard to believe.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah! No, it is true. :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch, my head hurts - but in a good way, woohoo!

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 7:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For Floyd, for Alexi, for Q,

for Danks, for Linebrink, etc. and for evey other move for which you were criticized here and everywhere, thanks Kenny! Just 11 more wins.

by palehose67 on Oct 1, 2008 8:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

Lots of zeroes on the scoreboard. I kept thinking, shit, the game is almost over! Danks, Thome, Jenks, Griffey, AJ, BA, all the rest… What a great game! That’s what playoff baseball is all about!

"People call me the Danks man; I'm the stylish one of the group... I nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You Twinkies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

by thekever on Oct 1, 2008 8:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure this was mentioned

But there were about 10,000 posts to sift through, Q was hitting off a tee yesterday? May take flips today? MLB.com says if he feels good afterwards “he’ll give the thumbs up and then it’s up to the team.”

If this is actually happening.. does he get put on the roster for this round? If he is healthy, does anyone think he’d be ready to play by game 2 or 3?

by Grinder in Training on Oct 1, 2008 8:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He hasn't faced live pitching in a month, don't see how he can step right in and hit

But then again, it’s Q!

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats you magnificent bastards

Just look at what this team had to overcome: Konerko hurt. Q throws away MVP and the HR title. Contreras’s foot falls off. Crede’s back fails for good. Linebrink leaves the 8th inning to the likes of Mike MacDougal for months and months. Swisher hangs on to his job for many weeks longer than justified. Griffey picked up and put in center field, for god’s sake. Konerko hurt again. Add it up and you STILL take the division!

White Sox, you rule. RULE!

Sox in five vs Rays
Sox in six vs Bosox
Sox in seven vs CUBS

…baseball cancelled thereafter.

by IceColdFalstaff on Oct 1, 2008 8:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YMTGE.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so satisfying

a ragged bunch, they are. But the Twins have to suck it. Especially after celebrating last Thursday at the Metrodome. And the agony of watching those games and those fans in that stupid dome provides us with a sweeter feeling with last nights clinch. You don’t get to experience a high like this without absorbing the low.

A game like last night lives forever. Regardless of their overall playoff performance the rest of the way, this season is a huge success. And again, the Twins are cordially invited to suck it.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Oct 1, 2008 9:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, all the sweeter having them in the other dugout watching

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just love

watching Anderson run after the ball.

GS still running for it.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 9:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Ancient Mariner", not GS.

see above

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's pretty clever btw

didn’t know you had that in you

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. Came to me at 4:00 this morning

On the deck, 1st cup of coffee and ciggy.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CANNOT

beat The General.

Best ’o the Year, not even a 2nd place challenger.

Watch BA move for that ball.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Alexei's Mickey Mouse hands after his slam Monday is the best,

followed very closely by AJ’s tag. I loved that effin’ tag, especially after seeing the picture.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine is MUCH more respectful of our certain HOF'er, and

he’s earned the upgrade of late.

God. I feel like WU trying to make Slusher (or whatever it was) stick to Ramirez.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slusher?

that is a nickname that needs to stick to somebody.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is, and he has....

but that doesn’t take away the fact that he is generally sore!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slash didn't work.

Chelexei is much better.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still got your wallet?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 1, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to Ozzie & KW

This season is their finest work. KW had all the reasons in the world to blow this team up and go young after last year’s debacle, but he played his hunch and kept the core together for one more crack at it. This team was going to see it’s share of injuries, and he had just enough pieces available to hold it all together.

And Ozzie really made huge strides this year, he’s a totally different manager now than he was when he first started. How he and Coop maneuvered this team into the playoffs with the pitching in total shambles is a miracle.

Well done guys, well done. Wasn’t very pretty at times but it worked …NOW LET’S WIN 11 MORE GAMES!

''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''

by ChicagoPete on Oct 1, 2008 9:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Very good articulation there CP

I’m really proud of Kenny & Ozzie and all 25 of the guys for getting us in this position.

Amazing what a few good days at the right time can do.

by Crede's Crew on Oct 1, 2008 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congradulations once again to the city of Chicago and to the White Sox!

Guess the city series possibilty is still alive. The last few days we’ve seen Jekyll., hopefully in Tampa we won’t see Hyde.

by SoxfaninAZ on Oct 1, 2008 9:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Admit it. You REALLY LIKE this picture.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Oct 1, 2008 9:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i love it!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 1, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's that guy on the left?

Is he even on the team??

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not anymore.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP

*single tear

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the 14th opinion is the charm.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please...

my psychological evaluations have no place on this blog!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU, I got the tee

Better believe it I’m wearing it tomorrow! And really, if there’s some Boston novelty that comes to mind, you let me know.
Thanks!
OSFIB

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 1, 2008 9:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No problem. Wear it with pride.

And I have confirmed that, in fact, the 2 most loquacious blowhards on this site (most gross posts) will be meeting up in Tampa Friday afternoon. That’s right, worlds collide as larry and WU sit in (crappy) Tropicana Field to watch Sox kick Rays ass. I’m sure one of us will provide details.

I’ve not been to a playoff game in 25 years and am anxious to erase the 1-0 Dybzynski fiasco from ’83 from my mind.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. This oughtta be good. Do you think he'll sneer at your every utterance?

I’m guessing not, but you better not say anything stupid!

Ah, you guys will have a great time, I’m envious.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops. should have read who i was replying to before posting.

i mean “SSH2005 and swishit”.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't help it. Raised on the North side, was I.

Old, am I. Thus, stupid things eminate from my mouth occasionally. Like “I do”.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for you. post of the year, this is.

;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should break out the twitter, haha

would love to hear snarky updates from uncle larry

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 1, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a sweet piece of veal

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what an asshole midget

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's amazing!

I have to admit that I’ve had similar face plant / tumbling over episode.

I ate it while bombing a hill in Berkeley and trying to clear a metal maintenance door on my skateboard. No damage done but unfortunately no one saw it. It had to be one of the funniest sights never seen there.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ = Most Indispensable Sox Player of 2008.

Can I get an AMEN?

I love that guy. “Chicago Tough” should be tatooed on his forehead.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AMEN

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the other side

Sure, this would have been infinitely better if it were a picture of Gomez, but this should do

by beeramid on Oct 1, 2008 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, that is fantastic. Fantastic.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 1, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to Lilliput, you rapscallion.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Oct 1, 2008 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's nice that the sox made it to the playoffs.

but let’s be honest. they’re not going to do anything in them. they’re a one-dimensional softball team that can’t adapt their approach. not like those minnesota twins, that’s for sure. normally an aggressive, contact hitting team, they were faced last night with john danks, who was pitching on short rest and was eating them alive with his cut fastball. confronted with such a pitcher and team and away from their dome, they immediately changed their approach to a more patient one in order to get danks’ pitch count up (and thus get into the soft underbelly of the white sox, their bullpen) and also draw some walks to get some baserunners. what a team. i can see how they won the world series.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

last team to win a world series before october

since Yaz

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You jest, but...

This morning Buster Only told M&M that the Rays would win because they don’t rely on the HR. That HR hitting teams don’t fare as well in the playoffs.

I’m not going to bother watching after hearing that.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good, so we can jam it up the entire media's ass this year.

Just like Joe Effin’ Buck’s call when we won the World Series. Shocked, stunned, no excitement. Perfect.

Damn, this feels good.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just wait until you feel natalie.

he he, i tell ya, feisty.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you decided to bring her with?

good call! The extra $15 for checking the bag with her in it will be well worth the price, I am sure of it.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is the deal with defensive Win Shares?

is that a legit D stat? Because Alexei does very well in it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*fairly well

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better question (at least to me):

Can you think of another 2B that successfully made the move to SS (assuming that’s what Kenny GM has in mind for Alexei)?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would have thought that would have been an easy question to answer.

figured there have to be guys who had to start their career at 2B because of an incumbent SS. but can’t think of another one off the top of my head other than young.

i guess the question is do you consider alexei a 2B or a SS who is just playing 2B.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that IS the better question

I have no idea how the brain trust would answer that.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NY Times says he's a 3rd baseman.

And he has obviously proven himself at 2nd.

So yes. I think he can transition just fine into SS.

Or, to directly answer your question: I consider Alexei Ramirez a (blossoming) SS who is playing 2B this season.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jose reyes

played 43 games at 2B for the mets in 2004 while kaz matsui played short.

and, like reyes, i think of alexei as a SS playing 2B

by Ryno on Oct 1, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots, Actually

If you mean, “are there guys who were career second basemen who then got moved successfully moved to SS in the majors” then I’m not sure there are any. But there are lots of guys who started in the majors at 2B because they were too good to keep out of the line-up but there was an established player in front of them as SS. After a few years they moved to SS and had good careers. Off the top of my head and limited to my lifetime, I’d say:

Cesar Izturis
Orlando Cabrera (started at 2B for Montreal)
Nefi Perez (who sucks but did win a gold glove at SS)
Jay Bell (sort of – he played his first couple of games at 2B for the Indians)
Dal Maxvill
Jose Reyes
Jeff Blauser
Dickie Thon (who you may not remember but could really play before he got his orbital shattered by a pitch)
Rick Burelson

I’m sure I could come with some more if you gave me time. You can quibble about a few of these but the point is that guys who can play force themselves into the lineup (like Che did) even if their preferred spot is blocked. Then after a while they move to their natural SS position without any obvious problems.

by Landfill on Oct 1, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've got a pretty loose definition there.

i wouldn’t say any of those guys were 2B for any real stretch. they’re either guys who played something like 40 games at 2B or were utility guys. certainly none of them were a starter for 100+ games at the position in a year.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So?

A utility guy playing ~ 40 games at 2B is precisely what Che could have been if Uribe hadn’t washed out at second or if Richar had turned into a good player or if the Sox had somehow come up with some other 2B. The happenstance that led to Che having a chance to play 100 games at 2B in 2008 doesn’t have any correlation to whether he can play SS in 2009. Guys who come up at SS but start out at 2B due to the circumstances of their team are not necessarily handicapped as long-term SS.

I’m familiar with the old Jamseian axiom that skills a player does not use tend to deteriorate, but is the argument that a certain number of games at 2B (more than 40 but less than 100?) causes SS skills to atrophy? That doesn’t make much sense to me and I can’t think of any examples of that happening.

by Landfill on Oct 1, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Asdrubal Cabrera

could be on that path. He was SS in the minors and is only at 2B because of the Barfield flop. Peralta sucks on D, so Cabrera could be moved there shortly.

by Bull Pain on Oct 1, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i loves me some other cabrera, too.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Site value skyrocketing, gotta be $140K what with 100% of baseball fans' eyes on us

the last 2 nights in victory. Goldman Sachs lining up to lend Cheat money for expansion into Europe/Asia. One catch – greater compliance/screening. Now will be unable to refer to Alexei as “Che” or talk about politics.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 10:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bourbon really is good luck

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Onto Tampa.

I hope the boys didn’t celebrate too late into the night because it’s time to get some work done.

It’s strange to think this the morning after they scored one run, but I feel like our offense is starting to break out of the funk of the past few weeks. Slugger Jim’s obviously got his homerun swing still intact, Slugger Jermaine seems to be looking better at the plate, Slugger Ken has been clutch, and Slugger Paulie is trying to redefine how people remember his season. It would be great if OCab continues to knock the ball around the field and Wise starts doing that too.

At this point I have no idea what to expect from the pitching. Vazquez is a headcase (thanks for picking that up in Contreras’s absence…), Denks NEVER PITCHES PAST THE SIXTH (*ahem), Floyd only grew pubes last month, and even thinking about the bullpen is a shotgun blast in the face.

I suppose this series will be billed as young and scrappy vs. veteran mashers and we’ll hear unending stories about Tampa Rays history. But for us, it’s about proving we deserve to be in the Playoffs. Go Sox!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 10:53 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fortunaely Tampa's history fits on a Bazooka Joe comic,

so we can’t hear that much. I like that we’re really in the spotlight and are responding. Kind of like Bad News Bears, or The Sunshine Boys – good to root for the underdog, and we certainly are that.

This will taste good for a long, long time.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to come up with a list of underdog songs.

Apparently they’ve got a theme song idea but if we leave it up to them, well…Journey still SUCKS!

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Onto Tampa?

Who will you be playing there? The Yankees single A team? The Rays will be waiting in St. Petersburg.

by steve-o1285 on Oct 1, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thx for noticing, lar

This looks like it might be interesting (haven’t read it yet):

http://www.draysbay.com/2008/9/30/625687/tampa-bay-rays-v-chicago-w

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i read it. pretty good preview.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa/St. Pete is how it's known locally, D-bag.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are rays fans the douchiest in sbnation?

has any one of them ever posted anything useful on this site?

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was useful

I just pointed out the correct city…seems useful

by steve-o1285 on Oct 1, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or completely nitpicky and unnecessary, but sure...

got any popsicles?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah because knowing precisely where in central crapland florida

the best team in the east plays is wholly necessary to my existence.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Basically, it's all...

the underside of America’s wang.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Least experienced, oldest (think: senility + Depends)

so, yeah, I’d agree, which is why trumpets are gonna blare when we walk in with our Sox shirts and hats. I imagine we’ll have a decent amount of company, if previous attendance demographics hold.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moment I knew we were gonna win...

When they interviewed Ozzie and everybody was throwing sunflower seeds at him (5th inning I think).

by Dick Allen's Mom on Oct 1, 2008 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved his reply.

“If Buehrle could pitch like he threw sunflower seeds, he’d be great!”

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a great time there last night...and gladly paying the price today!

Anyone got an Advil?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 1, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Us and the Brewers in the World Series.

Only teams without a vote from the “experts”. Now this makes me optimistic.

by Dick Allen's Mom on Oct 1, 2008 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whos howard bryant?

and pedro gomez was there last night so kinda tough for him to pick tampa

by Jbasic89 on Oct 1, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only to have another record low rating World Series

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brewers / Sox.

W-O-W.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ready answer for the experts (and trolls) who say "Sox won't go far..."

Click the link for the full article and data, but here’s the conclusion:

Many people call the baseball playoffs a "crapshoot" including Braves skipper Bobby Cox. A’s GM Billy Beane was quoted in Moneyball as saying: "My (expletive) doesn’t work in the playoffs. My job is to get us to the playoffs. What happens after that is (expletive) luck." The historical data presented in this article absolutely supports those sentiments. Considering that 51% of all playoff series are won by the lesser team indicates that it might as well be a coin flip. The MLB playoffs are indeed a crapshoot. Good luck to the Angels, the Cubs and all the playoff teams…with emphasis on LUCK.

http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2008/09/why_the_angels.php

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

The Sox have basically a 1 in 8 chance to win this thing. It was the Twins who exhibited the tight, tight sphincters last night. Beautiful.

by dantesox on Oct 1, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes luck is involved but as has been prevously discussed

there are a few traits that help predict a little more success. And small or long ball is not one of them.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Latest secret sauce rankings for playoff teams

1)Boston 15
2)Cubs 19
4)Ana 19
6)WSox 32
7)Rays 32
11)Milw 38
12)Phil 40
20)LAD 52

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the uninitiated (I'm looking at YOU The Actual El Greco!)

The secret sauce ranking consists of three statistics within the category of pitching and defense — Equivalent Strikeouts Per Nine innings (EqK9), Fielding Runs Above Average (FRAA), and Closer Performance (as measured by the WXRL of the pitcher with the most save opportunities) — that have been demonstrated to have a predictive relationship with success in the post-season. Teams are ranked from 1 to 30 in each category and the total rankings are added up to produce an overall score.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to be confused with:

Secret Stadium Sauce is a condiment popular at Milwaukee Brewers baseball games

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit is so good

Used to be Milwaukee Country Stadium Secret Sauce

by 815Sox on Oct 1, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That strikes me as odd...

that the Dodgers are all the way down at 20th. I don’t think they’re as bad as their ‘worst playoff team (wins-wise)’ indicates. Lowe and Billingsly are a tough 1-2 punch and Kuroda ain’t a bad three. Furthermore, their already-strong bullpen will probably add Clayton Kershaw.

Boy has Andre Ethier had a fine season. That’s a team with a real, real fine base of young talent.

by CWSKeith on Oct 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to BusterOnly on M&M this morning...

Dodgers are screwed because the Cubs won’t pitch to Manny.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah they are probably better "now" than say a whole season's worth

But remember the SP has not played out as significant over the past because every team is using their best SP (4 and 5s just don’t matter) and they are only decent in terms of bullpen ks to closer.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Btw, what's the date on that?

through the yesterday?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome, October!

glad to be here.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In case you were hoping to get tickets for Sunday...

From whitesox.com:

CHICAGO — Tickets for the Chicago White Sox Division Series games against the Tampa Bay Rays were made available through an online pre-sale and lottery for season ticket holders and whitesox.com registered users which took place through Major League Baseball on September 23rd and 24th.

Stubhub.com, here I come.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 1, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah I hit them this morning....

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

any word on SRO tickets?

worked out perfectly for me last night. managed to sit near my friends who actually had seats for most of the game.

by Ryno on Oct 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually bought 2 by mistake for Sunday, if someone needs them.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, yes, please.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Repost -Sox Pitchers vs Rays

 Stats vs Rays (a likely 1st round opponent)

Mark B
3 starts
19 2/3 IP 25 h, 4.58 era 0-1

Vazquez
3 starts
20 1/3 IP 16h, 3.54 era 1-2

Danks
3 starts
19 1/3 IP 16h, 1.86 era 2-1

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I thought they might leave Floyd off the playoff roster.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 1, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Oct 1, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pay up, JRE! Team OPS+ of 102!

I’m thinking Wise or Clayton Richard, with Nessie or DJ Carrasco as alternatives. It’s too bad Octavio Dotel’s page isn’t open, although that one probably would be much too high of a price.

by CWSKeith on Oct 1, 2008 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the drays have no idea what kind of balls theyre up against

Gavin Floyd (4.75) is the weak link in the Sox rotation. He’s prone to homeruns and compared to the other starters, walks. His stuff includes a 91 fastball, 85 slider, 79 curve and 82 change. If he gets the start it would likely mean the Rays are down, but perhaps not for long.

by Jbasic89 on Oct 1, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

theyre also expecting

94 mph heat from bobby and 95 from thornton… and with the way he pitches last night danks should surprise them too being around 94-95 all night.

i still cant believe jenks hit 100mph again

by Jbasic89 on Oct 1, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't either. Was that commented on in the game thread? That TBS had a fast gun?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Oct 1, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's real

He’s been moving up the gun all season, and in particular this September. Gameday had his last pitch at 99.7

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 1, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shit?

I guess he was saving his heat for october.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Oct 1, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many times this season did someone sarcastically say

“he can still dial it up to 100!”

like every time he gave up a hit?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look who's laughing now

Well, I guess we all are – laughing our way to the ALDS.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 1, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're like Count von Count!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh2005: 387 times

rest of board: 8 times

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't think it needed to be said

but when i said “someone” i meant “SSH”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like numbers

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like baseball

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like women

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Dad said I should be a ballplayer.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Masturbated a lot as a kid, eh?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my take

plenty of more informed people than me have said it all about the game itself.

That Blackout thing, everyone in black, it looked fucking amazing to me, and the atmosphere was something else. I could feel it here watching, never seen that before in a baseball game, reminded me of what it used to be like at Elland Road on a Saturday Afternoon. I bet there were fans of other clubs all over your country secretly thinking ‘I wish we could do something like that’.
 That kind of feeling must help the players, to have that many bodies rooting for you ( I sometimes experience this when I walk past the local University Women’s Halls). Watching the game was like taking a big black virtual Viagra tablet for me.

The coverage I thought was ace, I had been led to believe that that Harold bloke was a bonehead, but he really seemed to know his shit, and did it all with a pretty endearing touch. I think Danks had just struck out Mauer or Morneau or one of the other fuckers and he said “Danks is really dealing tonight”, seems trite in print, but at the time captured the moment perfectly.

regards

marching on together

by hoodlight on Oct 1, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hoodie in da house! woooot!

Glad you are enjoying this sport so much…and glad to know that energy was felt abroad.
I felt it in Seattle too. 2000 miles away, but it radiated off the screen.

Nothing like them Sox fans, I tell ya, hoodie. You will be hard-pressed to find baseball fans that emote and involve themselves to the level that we do. I would have paid some good money to be at that game last night – one of the more homesick night’s I’ve had here, wishing I could be there in person to go absolutely apeshit with my fellow fans…but I am just happy to support the Sox and send my good vibes from this corner of the country. Between myself, WU, OSFIB, and our many friends in LA, we just about have this team represented from all corners.

Thanks for doing your part and sending the love from overseas….and for being here, marching along with us every step of the way!

Regards!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I truly can not believe

that Leeds are in League 1…for a second straight season. Maybe Newcastle (aka the Cubs of England) is on that path too. God that would be great.

by Bull Pain on Oct 1, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Six wins on the bounce

we will go up this season, got a very very good squad and a very clever manager.

so far so good.

marching on together

by hoodlight on Oct 1, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hangovers suck

Especially when you’re hungry

by Option27 on Oct 1, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Find the nearest Taco Bell drive-thru and your good to go

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 1, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't wanna hangover

 . . . and stomach pain.

Haha

by Option27 on Oct 1, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hungover?

have a wank, Hoodlight’s cure all.

regards

marching on together

by hoodlight on Oct 1, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest stat of the year

The White Sox are undefeated in games after SSH has been banned.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

that's not true.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was he not banned after Saturday's game?

Wins against Cleveland, Detroit, Minnesota. They even won a game against the Dodgers back in June when SSH was banned for a day after the Cubs played with his emotions.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the legend to the reality

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 1, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've lost 2 since The Ban.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up my version is better

All you need to worry about is you and larry kidnapping Longoria.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tony parker would kick our ass.

no thanks.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 1, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that guy has a small penis.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's cute, but I don't roll like that.

Perv.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but you are rolling with larry on friday....and he does!

be prepared to kill some hookers too. don’t forget a pair of rubber gloves, and don’t agree to go anywhere with him after the game.

larry is like our very own chelexei – skinny arms, he looks weak, but boy can he swing a bat (at a hooker’s head, that is).

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, Mons Venus is in Tampa, across from RayJay Stadium.

Hmmmm…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

verrrry convenient....mmmhmmmmmm.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

Maddon also revealed Thursday’s starting lineup, which will be, in batting order: Akinori Iwamura, B.J. Upton, Carlos Pena, Evan Longoria, Cliff Floyd, Carl Crawford, Dioner Navarro, Gabe Gross and Jason Bartlett. As of Wednesday afternoon, the only tweaking that may occur would be flip-flopping Floyd and Crawford.

by Jbasic89 on Oct 1, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd be surprised if Crawford makes it all the way through the series.

Had major bandages on his hand just < a week ago. Think Q minus the superhero qualities.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 1, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

those with mlbtv

can you watch the games live? and how is the picture? choppy?

by The Scoper on Oct 1, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, they are broadcast very live (usually a minute delay or so). My picture has been very nice quality all year, no choppy.

I’ve had some sound issues, some buffering issues, and some issues with their “support” team.

But other than that – the quality is great (definitely depending also on your computer and internet speed) and now I can choose which team’s broadcast to watch!
Looking forward to 2009 with Hawk and Stone!!

If your alternative is no game at all (or Gameday), mlbtv is well worth the subscription costs. Made my Seattle living about 100 times better…

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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