The Significance of 1-0
The White Sox have only won 6 games by a score of 1-0 under Ozzie Guillen. Most significantly, they opened the 2005 season with a 1-0 victory, then opened the '05 second half with another 1-0 win before finally closing out the World Series with the most memorable 1-0 game of my lifetime.
Before tonight, their only 1-0 win outside the magical '05 season was the Anthony Reyes 1-hitter in '06, which also featured Jim Thome providing the game's only offensive tally.
I bring this up not just because it's a fun bit of trivia, but because this is how playoff games are played. The playoffs are about pitching and defense, and the Sox are clearly lacking the latter (in the outfield, at least) so they have to make it up with the former.
The last three days the Sox have essentially been playing playoff baseball. It was lose-and-go-home, pack your bags, season's over. They've been playing playoff baseball for three straight games, against three different teams; all with their starters going on just 3-days rest.
The point is, for all their flaws, the White Sox have just shown you firsthand how they can win in the playoffs. It's almost entirely about pitching, but the Sox have enough. They can compete. They can do more than compete. They can win.
Let's win 11 more!
Let's Win 100!
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FUCK 100 YEARS.
WE ARE AFTER 100 WINS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 1, 2008 1:11 AM CDT
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Just got back from the game + bar
Fucking unbelievable game.
I didn’t get to go to any of the 2005 payoff games. This is easily the best Sox game I’ve ever been to.
The crowd was unbelievable. Every pitch Danks threw they were in it and shouting. The last 2 innings were standing.
The Griffey play: I thought to myself “no way, too deep.” And then he makes the perfect peg and AJ a spectacular pay at the plate – shades of 2004 but in reverse!
The Thome home run: Knew it was gone off the bat. The crowd erupted into pandemonium. A fucking bomb. Thome = so unclutch.
The Anderson catch: joyous, fucking unbelievable pandemonium.
My personal highlight – waving the Twins bullpen goodbye as they made the long slow walk to the golf course.
11 more, baby!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 1, 2008 1:41 AM CDT
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i was there too, and it was glorious
unquestionably the best game i’ve ever attended. the blackout was amazing. it really intensified that sense of sox fan brotherhood with everybody else at the game.
and everything about the game was intense: the cold, windy weather, the pregame video montages, the navy seal who threw out the first pitch and then pulled on a sox pride blackout shirt over his dress whites and pumped his fist, the pitcher’s duel, the crowd hanging on every pitch and going nuts for every big play, junior and aj’s clutch defense, and bad bobby jenks finding that extra gear in the ninth, with BA putting the cherry on the sundae and the stadium shaking as we all literally jumped for joy.
classic moment: i was in a huge line for the men’s room out on the concourse when thome hit his bomb. the crowd started to roar instantly and all the guys in line bailed out and sprinted toward the field in time to see one severely mashed tater land in front of the fan deck as the fireworks went off.
un.fucking.real. let’s keep it going.
by Ryno on
Oct 1, 2008 11:14 AM CDT
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weak effort, ryno.
you said this was a game 7 and you went to the bathroom? where’s ssh to call you pathetic.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 11:16 AM CDT
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good things happen when i'm not watching, larry
you should be thanking me.
by Ryno on
Oct 1, 2008 11:33 AM CDT
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thank you?
you didn’t do shit. larry’s mom delivered this one. we all know this.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 11:36 AM CDT
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why do i get an anthony perkins in psycho vibe
whenever you talk about “larry’s mom”? have you and mom ever actually been seen together?
by Ryno on
Oct 1, 2008 11:39 AM CDT
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Wait a minute.
But, but…you’re BLECK!
I suddenly have a relative that has fallen ill. I must unfortunately attend to this Friday and, ah, will be, ah, unavailable for the, uh, game.
(Shuts computer off, goes underneath desk top to hide.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Oct 1, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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heheheheeheahahahahhhahhahahoooo
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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Gotta ask re "junior ........clutch defense,"
How many teams / outfielders do the Twins try that on? Way, way, way too shallow for SOP.
They expected GS to screw it up, IMHO. It was a very good throw and he didn’t.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 11:29 AM CDT
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well, they wouldn't do it on ichiro or something.
but it was probably the right move at the time and they probably would have done it against a lot of teams/outfielders. took a perfect throw to get him and it was. twins had gone half the game without scoring and were trying to get something going.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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We have nothing to lose...
Let’s just win!
by Los Soxos on
Oct 1, 2008 2:31 AM CDT
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Awesome
Watched the game at Shinnick’s. Great crowd. The bartender put on a helmet and was dancing on the bar afterwards. Also dropped by Jimbo’s, Schaller’s, and Mitchell’s. I could barely sleep last night I was so nervous. This really took a load off my chest after last week’s games. Go SOX!
www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com
by Raf on
Oct 1, 2008 2:33 AM CDT
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yessir, he is! Go Bernie!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:59 AM CDT
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STFU, Cheat.
Delete the last paragraph.
“X” people have to readit before it is real there, forget what X is.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 6:40 AM CDT
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Off to keyboarding.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 6:41 AM CDT
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Many images to fall asleep to....
nasty Danks, the peg, the tag, Thomer…but also OC going in the hole, torquing his body to get the throw off to first. This guy has been great for us. A great rental. Onward!
by RoyEgan on
Oct 1, 2008 6:42 AM CDT
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on the contrary - many images that woke me up in the middle of the night.....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 9:00 AM CDT
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OC
Absolutely, I meant to put that in my post below. The local press (well, one reporter*cough* in particular) has vilified this guy as too selfish. All I’m seeing is skill and desire.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:05 AM CDT
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Yes! Skill and desire, sprinkled with a little frustration because perhaps he did not feel that the rest of the team was giving as much heart.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 9:14 AM CDT
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OC is going to come through for us in the playoffs, i guarantee
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Oct 1, 2008 9:32 AM CDT
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Am I alone in hoping we reupp w/ him for next year and beyond?
by Crede's Crew on
Oct 1, 2008 9:56 AM CDT
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too early to tell (for me)
the draft picks would look pretty good too, and if Che can play SS…
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 10:07 AM CDT
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OrCa
led all SS in defensive Win Shares. that’s not too friggin shabby.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 10:18 AM CDT
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Prob'ly too expensive,
and I’m not sure he wants to stay in Chi. Bet he wants to go back to CA area.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Oct 1, 2008 10:20 AM CDT
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It'll be an interesting decision
he was definitely one of the best SS in the league and his defense alone probably made us nearly average in that department (well, prior to General Soreness anyway).
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by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 10:41 AM CDT
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i dont see the harm in a one or two year deal
because were not very deep at all in the infield
by Jbasic89 on
Oct 1, 2008 12:14 PM CDT
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orlando cabrera sees economic harm.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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I think he'd say "are you out of your freakin' mind"?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:16 PM CDT
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You are alone.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 10:56 AM CDT
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i loves me some OC.
pretty sure i’m the only one who loved him right from the start. but he’s a mercenary. he’s done his job (and will continue to do it). but time to move on. he’s a player whose skills likely will not age well. he will get a massive contract this offseason. and he deserves it, so long as the sox aren’t the ones paying it, of course.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT
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I was on the OC wagon from the start too there partner.
I don’t like him very much as a person from afar, so I guess we disagree there. But, this is baseball….
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 11:49 AM CDT
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I thought he had a pretty bad year.
He was decent defensively, but an 84 OPS+ and a .334 OBP isn’t anything to write home about from a leadoff hitter.
But he’s fine as a one-year rental. Bringing him back would be a big mistake.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 1:07 PM CDT
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his year was fine.
if you want to quibble with how he was used, that’s blame which lies someplace else. a .253 eqa was exactly what the sox expected when they acquired him.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 1:36 PM CDT
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I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that.
What’s important is that he’s gone after 2008. I definitely agree that his skill set (whatever you think of it) won’t age well.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 1:51 PM CDT
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confused. are you saying orlando cabrera should be blamed for how he is used?
he wasn’t brought here to lead off. set aside VORP or other offensive counting stats that would be affected by his inordinate amount of PAs. he basically provided exactly what the white sox were looking for: a 1.5 win or so improvement over juan uribe. you disagreed with me about this when the trade occurred, when the season started, during the season, and apparently now. unfortunately, the facts don’t support your disagreement.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 1:59 PM CDT
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He wasn't brought in to lead off?
He batted first or second in every game he started in 2008. The Sox absolutely expected him to provide offense at the top of the order. He was mediocre at best at doing that. You’re right that that’s not Cabrera’s fault (he is what he is and he doesn’t make out the lineup card), but nothing about Cabrera’s 2008 screams “boy, was I wrong about that”.
If all the Sox were looking for was a slight upgrade over Juan Uribe (and that’s what Cabrera was in 2008 – slightly better than Uribe), Cabrera would have been batting eighth or ninth.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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1.5 wins, jer.
you said it was unpossible prior to the season. he did it. ova. now say you’re sorry.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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I don't know...
where you’re getting that 1.5 wins number from, so I don’t know what I’d be apologizing for.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT
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yeah, we went over this then and i guess we're going to go over it again, huh.
you used the “i don’t know how to compute wins but you’re still wrong larry” defense when the trade happened. at least you’re consistent, jer.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:12 PM CDT
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That's because...
you never bothered to explain, just like you never bother to explain any of your arguments. You just throw out a number, declare victory, and walk away.
I fail to see how you can compare a player who played in all but two games at the top of the order with a guy who sat on the bench half the year and say that there was a 1.5 win difference between the two. But hey, that’s just me.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 2:16 PM CDT
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when we went over this initially, i asked you what stat you wanted to use.
win shares? vorp? something else? i told you feel free to throw something out there. you then professed to not understand such things.
let’s just go simple and stick with win shares. compared to 2007 uribe, 2008 cabrera provided roughly 1.5 more wins. that’s what the sox were looking for and that’s what i argued the sox were looking for. quibble around the edges if you want or quibble with my methodology. you saying “i don’t know how to compute this stuff” or “i don’t know where anyone could possibly find statistics about baseball” is more silly than me declaring victory. he did exactly what i said he would and you said he wouldn’t. you lose.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:22 PM CDT
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That's actually not what I said.
What I said was that I don’t trust defensive stats to give an accurate measure of individual players’ abilities. Since we’ve had this conversation, I’ve looked up how defensive Win Shares are calculated, and I’m not sold. So throwing numbers at me that I don’t find valid isn’t going to convince me of anything.
I thought the difference between Uribe and Cabrera wasn’t particularly significant (and I still don’t think so), but I didn’t have a huge problem with bringing in Cabrera. I wasn’t a big enough Uribe fan (or Garland fan) that it was a huge issue for me.
What I had a problem with was that the Sox would use him as a fixture at the top of the order. Parse it any way you want, compare him to Uribe all you want, the Sox stopped seeing Uribe as a top-of-the-order hitter years ago. They still see Cabrera as that guy, and he’s simply not.
But whatever. As long as he’s gone after this year. He’s fine right now, but I don’t want the Sox to give him a multi-year contract. And neither do you, so on that we agree.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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then neutralize for defense.
same result.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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He was supposed to bat 2nd, and did until
Swisher went into his 1st cold spell. I don’t think the Sox planned for him to lead off, and if he were re-signed I doubt they’d put him there again.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 2:52 PM CDT
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jerry probably sees that as not that relevant of a difference.
probably right in that. added, what, ten or so PAs because of that? dunno. at any rate, can’t blame cabrera for how he’s used. squarely on one ozzie guillen.
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by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:56 PM CDT
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Not true about being his only fan... .
I watched him on a daily basis from 2005-2007 here in LA. I was very sanguine when Kenny picked him up.
by RoyEgan on
Oct 1, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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i drank too much
which turned out to be just enough.
awesome.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 7:05 AM CDT
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Damn time to go to work
Thankfully I’m not hurting, tons of water and advil before I went to sleep (key)
by 815Sox on
Oct 1, 2008 7:14 AM CDT
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Joe Sheehan (7:06:56 PM PT): After the Cuddyer double: 15 batters, 47 pitches. They earned this loss…Gardy’s decision to let Thome face a righty in a tied game was a mistake, but it’s the Twins hitters who take the most blame.
Danks looked fantastic, and the Sox played good defense, and—shocking—won with a homer.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 7:28 AM CDT
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Odds and ends:
I’m sure nothing I type wasn’t covered in the game or recap threads, so excuse the lardiness since I don’t have time now to go through them.
1. General Soreness deserves a new nickname after managing a 2-hopper from 250 feet or so. I propose “Ancient Mariner” as the honorific. The throw was soooo nice to see!
2. But it wouldn’t have meant a thing without AJ’s game-saving tag. Beautiful also was his head-fake on the previous pitch. Talk about being in the game!
3. Jim* pointed out the great camerawork showing Ozzie telling his outfield to move shallower just before BA’s beauty. Once again, I doubt we’ll see any mention of that in the papers, but it was key. As was the BoyCrush catch of course!
4. Big hairy balls indeed. Danks, Gavin, Burls… holy crap! I wouldn’t be surprised to see Javy strap on a pair too. Fingers crossed…
5. Serenity now.
Thank you White Sox!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 7:30 AM CDT
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Jim*
Since I’m sure there are new folks visiting, Jim* refers to one of the best White Sox blogs on the planet. He writes the way all newspaper beat writers should write. Check him out here:
http://soxmachine.com/blogs/soxmachine/
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 7:33 AM CDT
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here's a nifty idea for you
Market is sagging again, why don’t you and ballb go naked 10,000 S&P’s – if the market dumps, ask the city council for a bailout.
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
by ChicagoPete on
Oct 1, 2008 9:03 AM CDT
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sagging, schmagging. we ain't leaving 'till we're heaving.
And I think the play you suggested is called an “O’Hare spread”.
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by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:07 AM CDT
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O'Hare spread is old school
This is new and exciting, repackaged and rebranded – a sexy new trading strategy developed by those wizards on Wall Street.
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
by ChicagoPete on
Oct 1, 2008 9:11 AM CDT
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I tried that in '89,
I wasn’t big enough.
Fial.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:10 AM CDT
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But but but - I'M TOO BIG TO FIAL! Give me money!
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
by ChicagoPete on
Oct 1, 2008 9:12 AM CDT
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I also made note of Ozzie calling in the outfield - in response to Roy's comment about how great Ozzie did last night. And I don't even know how to get to Jim's site!
(heheehee)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 9:03 AM CDT
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nice job.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:08 AM CDT
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I was raised good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 9:15 AM CDT
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remember a game at the Cell and the Sox had a guy on 1st with 1 out?
He stole second and the crowd was cheering, but you and your sister just looked at each other. I asked what was wrong, and you said “Frank will never see a strike with first base open”.
Don’t remember how old you were, but I’m guessing around 9?
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by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:19 AM CDT
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That's awesome
Gals who love and know baseball….[swoon]. mrs. beeramid is there for the former, and we’re working on the latter.
by beeramid on
Oct 1, 2008 9:42 AM CDT
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I don't recall the game exactly, but I do from your retelling of it. I know that made you prouder than any other thing I've ever accomplished in life thus far.
(small sample size)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 9:42 AM CDT
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IFTHTB.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT
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I have no idea what you just said. :p
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 11:00 AM CDT
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I find that hard to believe.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 11:30 AM CDT
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ah! No, it is true. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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ouch, my head hurts - but in a good way, woohoo!

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on
Oct 1, 2008 7:40 AM CDT
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For Floyd, for Alexi, for Q,
for Danks, for Linebrink, etc. and for evey other move for which you were criticized here and everywhere, thanks Kenny! Just 11 more wins.
by palehose67 on
Oct 1, 2008 8:00 AM CDT
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Awesome!
Lots of zeroes on the scoreboard. I kept thinking, shit, the game is almost over! Danks, Thome, Jenks, Griffey, AJ, BA, all the rest… What a great game! That’s what playoff baseball is all about!
"People call me the Danks man; I'm the stylish one of the group... I nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You Twinkies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by thekever on
Oct 1, 2008 8:06 AM CDT
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I'm sure this was mentioned
But there were about 10,000 posts to sift through, Q was hitting off a tee yesterday? May take flips today? MLB.com says if he feels good afterwards “he’ll give the thumbs up and then it’s up to the team.”
If this is actually happening.. does he get put on the roster for this round? If he is healthy, does anyone think he’d be ready to play by game 2 or 3?
by Grinder in Training on
Oct 1, 2008 8:37 AM CDT
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wow....pretty exciting if he lands on the roster.....
by stanchar on
Oct 1, 2008 8:50 AM CDT
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He hasn't faced live pitching in a month, don't see how he can step right in and hit
But then again, it’s Q!
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
by ChicagoPete on
Oct 1, 2008 9:29 AM CDT
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Congrats you magnificent bastards
Just look at what this team had to overcome: Konerko hurt. Q throws away MVP and the HR title. Contreras’s foot falls off. Crede’s back fails for good. Linebrink leaves the 8th inning to the likes of Mike MacDougal for months and months. Swisher hangs on to his job for many weeks longer than justified. Griffey picked up and put in center field, for god’s sake. Konerko hurt again. Add it up and you STILL take the division!
White Sox, you rule. RULE!
Sox in five vs Rays
Sox in six vs Bosox
Sox in seven vs CUBS
…baseball cancelled thereafter.
by IceColdFalstaff on
Oct 1, 2008 8:52 AM CDT
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so satisfying
a ragged bunch, they are. But the Twins have to suck it. Especially after celebrating last Thursday at the Metrodome. And the agony of watching those games and those fans in that stupid dome provides us with a sweeter feeling with last nights clinch. You don’t get to experience a high like this without absorbing the low.
A game like last night lives forever. Regardless of their overall playoff performance the rest of the way, this season is a huge success. And again, the Twins are cordially invited to suck it.
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on
Oct 1, 2008 9:11 AM CDT
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yes, all the sweeter having them in the other dugout watching
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
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Just love
watching Anderson run after the ball.
GS still running for it.
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heeheehee. I will have that catch in my memory eternally. That was when I started screaming, jumping, laughing, and crying simultaneously.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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"Ancient Mariner", not GS.
see above
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that's pretty clever btw
didn’t know you had that in you
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Thanks. Came to me at 4:00 this morning
On the deck, 1st cup of coffee and ciggy.
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CANNOT
beat The General.
Best ’o the Year, not even a 2nd place challenger.
Watch BA move for that ball.
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Nah, Alexei's Mickey Mouse hands after his slam Monday is the best,
followed very closely by AJ’s tag. I loved that effin’ tag, especially after seeing the picture.
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He can be both, depending on the situation. We cannot take General Soreness away. That is the funniest nickname I've heard all season (not that yours isn't good too).
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Mine is MUCH more respectful of our certain HOF'er, and
he’s earned the upgrade of late.
God. I feel like WU trying to make Slusher (or whatever it was) stick to Ramirez.
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It is, and he has....
but that doesn’t take away the fact that he is generally sore!
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Slash didn't work.
Chelexei is much better.
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i have never hugged so many random strangers as i did at the bars last night
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
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Still got your wallet?
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Congrats to Ozzie & KW
This season is their finest work. KW had all the reasons in the world to blow this team up and go young after last year’s debacle, but he played his hunch and kept the core together for one more crack at it. This team was going to see it’s share of injuries, and he had just enough pieces available to hold it all together.
And Ozzie really made huge strides this year, he’s a totally different manager now than he was when he first started. How he and Coop maneuvered this team into the playoffs with the pitching in total shambles is a miracle.
Well done guys, well done. Wasn’t very pretty at times but it worked …NOW LET’S WIN 11 MORE GAMES!
''Everything we've gone through this year,'' closer Bobby Jenks said, ''the ups and downs and injuries, to stay together, that's how championships are won.''
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Very good articulation there CP
I’m really proud of Kenny & Ozzie and all 25 of the guys for getting us in this position.
Amazing what a few good days at the right time can do.
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Congradulations once again to the city of Chicago and to the White Sox!
Guess the city series possibilty is still alive. The last few days we’ve seen Jekyll., hopefully in Tampa we won’t see Hyde.
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Admit it. You REALLY LIKE this picture.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
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you got me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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As an understudy of Bill Frist, I can guarantee that that wrist is healed and ready to rock.
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i love it!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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Who's that guy on the left?
Is he even on the team??
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Oct 1, 2008 10:27 AM CDT
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not anymore.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
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RIP
*single tear
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
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the 14th opinion is the charm.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
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Please...
my psychological evaluations have no place on this blog!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
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WU, I got the tee
Better believe it I’m wearing it tomorrow! And really, if there’s some Boston novelty that comes to mind, you let me know.
Thanks!
OSFIB
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No problem. Wear it with pride.
And I have confirmed that, in fact, the 2 most loquacious blowhards on this site (most gross posts) will be meeting up in Tampa Friday afternoon. That’s right, worlds collide as larry and WU sit in (crappy) Tropicana Field to watch Sox kick Rays ass. I’m sure one of us will provide details.
I’ve not been to a playoff game in 25 years and am anxious to erase the 1-0 Dybzynski fiasco from ’83 from my mind.
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Wow. This oughtta be good. Do you think he'll sneer at your every utterance?
I’m guessing not, but you better not say anything stupid!
Ah, you guys will have a great time, I’m envious.
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wu and i have agreed to only make fun of SSH2005 and Chiburb.
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oops. should have read who i was replying to before posting.
i mean “SSH2005 and swishit”.
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Can't help it. Raised on the North side, was I.
Old, am I. Thus, stupid things eminate from my mouth occasionally. Like “I do”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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for you. post of the year, this is.
;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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Oct 1, 2008 2:41 PM CDT
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you should break out the twitter, haha
would love to hear snarky updates from uncle larry
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lest we forget this angle....If someone finds the shot of AJ showing Cuddyer the ball...boy howdy, I would be one happy portslut.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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what a sweet piece of veal
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now THIS should make us all smile....look at Punto's stupid face. hahahahahaahahahahaaa

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what an asshole midget
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That's amazing!
I have to admit that I’ve had similar face plant / tumbling over episode.
I ate it while bombing a hill in Berkeley and trying to clear a metal maintenance door on my skateboard. No damage done but unfortunately no one saw it. It had to be one of the funniest sights never seen there.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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AJ = Most Indispensable Sox Player of 2008.
Can I get an AMEN?
I love that guy. “Chicago Tough” should be tatooed on his forehead.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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From the other side
Sure, this would have been infinitely better if it were a picture of Gomez, but this should do
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God, that is fantastic. Fantastic.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Go back to Lilliput, you rapscallion.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
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it's nice that the sox made it to the playoffs.
but let’s be honest. they’re not going to do anything in them. they’re a one-dimensional softball team that can’t adapt their approach. not like those minnesota twins, that’s for sure. normally an aggressive, contact hitting team, they were faced last night with john danks, who was pitching on short rest and was eating them alive with his cut fastball. confronted with such a pitcher and team and away from their dome, they immediately changed their approach to a more patient one in order to get danks’ pitch count up (and thus get into the soft underbelly of the white sox, their bullpen) and also draw some walks to get some baserunners. what a team. i can see how they won the world series.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
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last team to win a world series before october
since Yaz
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You jest, but...
This morning Buster Only told M&M that the Rays would win because they don’t rely on the HR. That HR hitting teams don’t fare as well in the playoffs.
I’m not going to bother watching after hearing that.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
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Oct 1, 2008 10:29 AM CDT
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Good, so we can jam it up the entire media's ass this year.
Just like Joe Effin’ Buck’s call when we won the World Series. Shocked, stunned, no excitement. Perfect.
Damn, this feels good.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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just wait until you feel natalie.
he he, i tell ya, feisty.
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you decided to bring her with?
good call! The extra $15 for checking the bag with her in it will be well worth the price, I am sure of it.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
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What is the deal with defensive Win Shares?
is that a legit D stat? Because Alexei does very well in it.
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*fairly well
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Better question (at least to me):
Can you think of another 2B that successfully made the move to SS (assuming that’s what Kenny GM has in mind for Alexei)?
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Oct 1, 2008 10:46 AM CDT
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Michael Young?
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i would have thought that would have been an easy question to answer.
figured there have to be guys who had to start their career at 2B because of an incumbent SS. but can’t think of another one off the top of my head other than young.
i guess the question is do you consider alexei a 2B or a SS who is just playing 2B.
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Yes, that IS the better question
I have no idea how the brain trust would answer that.
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by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 10:58 AM CDT
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rick hahn said he was a SS when i heard him speak in august.
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The NY Times says he's a 3rd baseman.
And he has obviously proven himself at 2nd.
So yes. I think he can transition just fine into SS.
Or, to directly answer your question: I consider Alexei Ramirez a (blossoming) SS who is playing 2B this season.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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jose reyes
played 43 games at 2B for the mets in 2004 while kaz matsui played short.
and, like reyes, i think of alexei as a SS playing 2B
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Lots, Actually
If you mean, “are there guys who were career second basemen who then got moved successfully moved to SS in the majors” then I’m not sure there are any. But there are lots of guys who started in the majors at 2B because they were too good to keep out of the line-up but there was an established player in front of them as SS. After a few years they moved to SS and had good careers. Off the top of my head and limited to my lifetime, I’d say:
Cesar Izturis
Orlando Cabrera (started at 2B for Montreal)
Nefi Perez (who sucks but did win a gold glove at SS)
Jay Bell (sort of – he played his first couple of games at 2B for the Indians)
Dal Maxvill
Jose Reyes
Jeff Blauser
Dickie Thon (who you may not remember but could really play before he got his orbital shattered by a pitch)
Rick Burelson
I’m sure I could come with some more if you gave me time. You can quibble about a few of these but the point is that guys who can play force themselves into the lineup (like Che did) even if their preferred spot is blocked. Then after a while they move to their natural SS position without any obvious problems.
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you've got a pretty loose definition there.
i wouldn’t say any of those guys were 2B for any real stretch. they’re either guys who played something like 40 games at 2B or were utility guys. certainly none of them were a starter for 100+ games at the position in a year.
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So?
A utility guy playing ~ 40 games at 2B is precisely what Che could have been if Uribe hadn’t washed out at second or if Richar had turned into a good player or if the Sox had somehow come up with some other 2B. The happenstance that led to Che having a chance to play 100 games at 2B in 2008 doesn’t have any correlation to whether he can play SS in 2009. Guys who come up at SS but start out at 2B due to the circumstances of their team are not necessarily handicapped as long-term SS.
I’m familiar with the old Jamseian axiom that skills a player does not use tend to deteriorate, but is the argument that a certain number of games at 2B (more than 40 but less than 100?) causes SS skills to atrophy? That doesn’t make much sense to me and I can’t think of any examples of that happening.
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i guess the 'so' is that i'm not sure what you listed was particularly responsive to Chiburb's question.
perhaps it’s more responsive to mine.
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Asdrubal Cabrera
could be on that path. He was SS in the minors and is only at 2B because of the Barfield flop. Peralta sucks on D, so Cabrera could be moved there shortly.
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i loves me some other cabrera, too.
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Site value skyrocketing, gotta be $140K what with 100% of baseball fans' eyes on us
the last 2 nights in victory. Goldman Sachs lining up to lend Cheat money for expansion into Europe/Asia. One catch – greater compliance/screening. Now will be unable to refer to Alexei as “Che” or talk about politics.
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bourbon really is good luck
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i guess it wasn't a completely terrible day for twins yesterday.
Twins ace ACT exam
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/content/education/chi-talk-actoct01,0,1853797.story
at least they’ll get into college.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
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Onto Tampa.
I hope the boys didn’t celebrate too late into the night because it’s time to get some work done.
It’s strange to think this the morning after they scored one run, but I feel like our offense is starting to break out of the funk of the past few weeks. Slugger Jim’s obviously got his homerun swing still intact, Slugger Jermaine seems to be looking better at the plate, Slugger Ken has been clutch, and Slugger Paulie is trying to redefine how people remember his season. It would be great if OCab continues to knock the ball around the field and Wise starts doing that too.
At this point I have no idea what to expect from the pitching. Vazquez is a headcase (thanks for picking that up in Contreras’s absence…), Denks NEVER PITCHES PAST THE SIXTH (*ahem), Floyd only grew pubes last month, and even thinking about the bullpen is a shotgun blast in the face.
I suppose this series will be billed as young and scrappy vs. veteran mashers and we’ll hear unending stories about Tampa Rays history. But for us, it’s about proving we deserve to be in the Playoffs. Go Sox!
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Fortunaely Tampa's history fits on a Bazooka Joe comic,
so we can’t hear that much. I like that we’re really in the spotlight and are responding. Kind of like Bad News Bears, or The Sunshine Boys – good to root for the underdog, and we certainly are that.
This will taste good for a long, long time.
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We need to come up with a list of underdog songs.
Apparently they’ve got a theme song idea but if we leave it up to them, well…Journey still SUCKS!
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Onto Tampa?
Who will you be playing there? The Yankees single A team? The Rays will be waiting in St. Petersburg.
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why is your favorite site called draysbay?
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Thx for noticing, lar
This looks like it might be interesting (haven’t read it yet):
http://www.draysbay.com/2008/9/30/625687/tampa-bay-rays-v-chicago-w
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i read it. pretty good preview.
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Tampa/St. Pete is how it's known locally, D-bag.
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are rays fans the douchiest in sbnation?
has any one of them ever posted anything useful on this site?
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That was useful
I just pointed out the correct city…seems useful
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Or completely nitpicky and unnecessary, but sure...
got any popsicles?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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yeah because knowing precisely where in central crapland florida
the best team in the east plays is wholly necessary to my existence.
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Basically, it's all...
the underside of America’s wang.
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Least experienced, oldest (think: senility + Depends)
so, yeah, I’d agree, which is why trumpets are gonna blare when we walk in with our Sox shirts and hats. I imagine we’ll have a decent amount of company, if previous attendance demographics hold.
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Moment I knew we were gonna win...
When they interviewed Ozzie and everybody was throwing sunflower seeds at him (5th inning I think).
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I loved his reply.
“If Buehrle could pitch like he threw sunflower seeds, he’d be great!”
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I had a great time there last night...and gladly paying the price today!
Anyone got an Advil?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
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Us and the Brewers in the World Series.
Only teams without a vote from the “experts”. Now this makes me optimistic.
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whos howard bryant?
and pedro gomez was there last night so kinda tough for him to pick tampa
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If only to have another record low rating World Series
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
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Brewers / Sox.
W-O-W.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
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Ready answer for the experts (and trolls) who say "Sox won't go far..."
Click the link for the full article and data, but here’s the conclusion:
Many people call the baseball playoffs a "crapshoot" including Braves skipper Bobby Cox. A’s GM Billy Beane was quoted in Moneyball as saying: "My (expletive) doesn’t work in the playoffs. My job is to get us to the playoffs. What happens after that is (expletive) luck." The historical data presented in this article absolutely supports those sentiments. Considering that 51% of all playoff series are won by the lesser team indicates that it might as well be a coin flip. The MLB playoffs are indeed a crapshoot. Good luck to the Angels, the Cubs and all the playoff teams…with emphasis on LUCK.
http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2008/09/why_the_angels.php
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 11:50 AM CDT
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Absolutely.
The Sox have basically a 1 in 8 chance to win this thing. It was the Twins who exhibited the tight, tight sphincters last night. Beautiful.
by dantesox on
Oct 1, 2008 11:53 AM CDT
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Yes luck is involved but as has been prevously discussed
there are a few traits that help predict a little more success. And small or long ball is not one of them.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 11:57 AM CDT
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Latest secret sauce rankings for playoff teams
1)Boston 15
2)Cubs 19
4)Ana 19
6)WSox 32
7)Rays 32
11)Milw 38
12)Phil 40
20)LAD 52
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 12:09 PM CDT
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For the uninitiated (I'm looking at YOU The Actual El Greco!)
The secret sauce ranking consists of three statistics within the category of pitching and defense — Equivalent Strikeouts Per Nine innings (EqK9), Fielding Runs Above Average (FRAA), and Closer Performance (as measured by the WXRL of the pitcher with the most save opportunities) — that have been demonstrated to have a predictive relationship with success in the post-season. Teams are ranked from 1 to 30 in each category and the total rankings are added up to produce an overall score.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:14 PM CDT
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Not to be confused with:
Secret Stadium Sauce is a condiment popular at Milwaukee Brewers baseball games
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Shit is so good
Used to be Milwaukee Country Stadium Secret Sauce
by 815Sox on
Oct 1, 2008 1:21 PM CDT
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That strikes me as odd...
that the Dodgers are all the way down at 20th. I don’t think they’re as bad as their ‘worst playoff team (wins-wise)’ indicates. Lowe and Billingsly are a tough 1-2 punch and Kuroda ain’t a bad three. Furthermore, their already-strong bullpen will probably add Clayton Kershaw.
Boy has Andre Ethier had a fine season. That’s a team with a real, real fine base of young talent.
by CWSKeith on
Oct 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT
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According to BusterOnly on M&M this morning...
Dodgers are screwed because the Cubs won’t pitch to Manny.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:32 PM CDT
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yeah they are probably better "now" than say a whole season's worth
But remember the SP has not played out as significant over the past because every team is using their best SP (4 and 5s just don’t matter) and they are only decent in terms of bullpen ks to closer.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 12:33 PM CDT
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Btw, what's the date on that?
through the yesterday?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:50 PM CDT
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Welcome, October!
glad to be here.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 12:01 PM CDT
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In case you were hoping to get tickets for Sunday...
From whitesox.com:
CHICAGO — Tickets for the Chicago White Sox Division Series games against the Tampa Bay Rays were made available through an online pre-sale and lottery for season ticket holders and whitesox.com registered users which took place through Major League Baseball on September 23rd and 24th.
Stubhub.com, here I come.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 1, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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yeah I hit them this morning....
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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any word on SRO tickets?
worked out perfectly for me last night. managed to sit near my friends who actually had seats for most of the game.
by Ryno on
Oct 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT
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I actually bought 2 by mistake for Sunday, if someone needs them.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Oct 1, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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uh, yes, please.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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Repost -Sox Pitchers vs Rays
Stats vs Rays (a likely 1st round opponent)
Mark B
3 starts
19 2/3 IP 25 h, 4.58 era 0-1
Vazquez
3 starts
20 1/3 IP 16h, 3.54 era 1-2
Danks
3 starts
19 1/3 IP 16h, 1.86 era 2-1
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Oct 1, 2008 12:15 PM CDT
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floyd never pitched against them?
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Oct 1, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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Yeah...
I thought they might leave Floyd off the playoff roster.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on
Oct 1, 2008 12:23 PM CDT
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Pay up, JRE! Team OPS+ of 102!
I’m thinking Wise or Clayton Richard, with Nessie or DJ Carrasco as alternatives. It’s too bad Octavio Dotel’s page isn’t open, although that one probably would be much too high of a price.
by CWSKeith on
Oct 1, 2008 12:30 PM CDT
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How much did we decide on? $10?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Oct 1, 2008 12:40 PM CDT
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I'm not sure if we ever came to a number, just something low
I don’t really care who you pick, honestly. Grab one of the Sox scrubs who has a $10 page on bbref, whoever the hell you please.
by CWSKeith on
Oct 1, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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the drays have no idea what kind of balls theyre up against
Gavin Floyd (4.75) is the weak link in the Sox rotation. He’s prone to homeruns and compared to the other starters, walks. His stuff includes a 91 fastball, 85 slider, 79 curve and 82 change. If he gets the start it would likely mean the Rays are down, but perhaps not for long.
by Jbasic89 on
Oct 1, 2008 12:53 PM CDT
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theyre also expecting
94 mph heat from bobby and 95 from thornton… and with the way he pitches last night danks should surprise them too being around 94-95 all night.
i still cant believe jenks hit 100mph again
by Jbasic89 on
Oct 1, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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I can't either. Was that commented on in the game thread? That TBS had a fast gun?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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It's real
He’s been moving up the gun all season, and in particular this September. Gameday had his last pitch at 99.7
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Oct 1, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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no shit?
I guess he was saving his heat for october.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on
Oct 1, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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how many times this season did someone sarcastically say
“he can still dial it up to 100!”
like every time he gave up a hit?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 2:25 PM CDT
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Look who's laughing now
Well, I guess we all are – laughing our way to the ALDS.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 1, 2008 2:26 PM CDT
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we're like Count von Count!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 2:37 PM CDT
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ssh2005: 387 times
rest of board: 8 times
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:27 PM CDT
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i didn't think it needed to be said
but when i said “someone” i meant “SSH”
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by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 2:37 PM CDT
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i like numbers
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:41 PM CDT
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i like baseball
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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i like women
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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My Dad said I should be a ballplayer.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Oct 1, 2008 2:48 PM CDT
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Masturbated a lot as a kid, eh?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on
Oct 1, 2008 3:06 PM CDT
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my take
plenty of more informed people than me have said it all about the game itself.
That Blackout thing, everyone in black, it looked fucking amazing to me, and the atmosphere was something else. I could feel it here watching, never seen that before in a baseball game, reminded me of what it used to be like at Elland Road on a Saturday Afternoon. I bet there were fans of other clubs all over your country secretly thinking ‘I wish we could do something like that’.
That kind of feeling must help the players, to have that many bodies rooting for you ( I sometimes experience this when I walk past the local University Women’s Halls). Watching the game was like taking a big black virtual Viagra tablet for me.
The coverage I thought was ace, I had been led to believe that that Harold bloke was a bonehead, but he really seemed to know his shit, and did it all with a pretty endearing touch. I think Danks had just struck out Mauer or Morneau or one of the other fuckers and he said “Danks is really dealing tonight”, seems trite in print, but at the time captured the moment perfectly.
regards
marching on together
by hoodlight on
Oct 1, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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hoodie in da house! woooot!
Glad you are enjoying this sport so much…and glad to know that energy was felt abroad.
I felt it in Seattle too. 2000 miles away, but it radiated off the screen.
Nothing like them Sox fans, I tell ya, hoodie. You will be hard-pressed to find baseball fans that emote and involve themselves to the level that we do. I would have paid some good money to be at that game last night – one of the more homesick night’s I’ve had here, wishing I could be there in person to go absolutely apeshit with my fellow fans…but I am just happy to support the Sox and send my good vibes from this corner of the country. Between myself, WU, OSFIB, and our many friends in LA, we just about have this team represented from all corners.
Thanks for doing your part and sending the love from overseas….and for being here, marching along with us every step of the way!
Regards!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 1:11 PM CDT
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You realize that without the Sox win you ensured in Seattle with your presence...
Well, you get the picture.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on
Oct 1, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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oh yes, I do realize. (winS - I went to the 2 they won, and watched Sunday's loss from the couch). I was going to pay a visit to Lookout Landing and sincerely thank them for taking 4/6 against the Twins towards the end of the season....RAUUL!
Sincerely,
Comcast Fan of the Game, May 9th, 2008.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 1:29 PM CDT
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(and when I say "sincerely thank them," I do mean that in a non-sarcastic manner. I am no troll on other team's sites. Not only because it's not my style, but out of respect to SSS).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
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I truly can not believe
that Leeds are in League 1…for a second straight season. Maybe Newcastle (aka the Cubs of England) is on that path too. God that would be great.
by Bull Pain on
Oct 1, 2008 1:50 PM CDT
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Six wins on the bounce
we will go up this season, got a very very good squad and a very clever manager.
marching on together
by hoodlight on
Oct 1, 2008 1:54 PM CDT
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Hangovers suck
Especially when you’re hungry
by Option27 on
Oct 1, 2008 1:37 PM CDT
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Find the nearest Taco Bell drive-thru and your good to go
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 1, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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Don't wanna hangover
. . . and stomach pain.
Haha
by Option27 on
Oct 1, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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Greatest stat of the year
The White Sox are undefeated in games after SSH has been banned.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 1, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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that's not true.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT
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Was he not banned after Saturday's game?
Wins against Cleveland, Detroit, Minnesota. They even won a game against the Dodgers back in June when SSH was banned for a day after the Cubs played with his emotions.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 1, 2008 2:13 PM CDT
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I prefer the legend to the reality
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 1, 2008 2:29 PM CDT
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We've lost 2 since The Ban.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Oct 1, 2008 2:49 PM CDT
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Shut up my version is better
All you need to worry about is you and larry kidnapping Longoria.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 1, 2008 2:57 PM CDT
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tony parker would kick our ass.
no thanks.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on
Oct 1, 2008 2:58 PM CDT
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that guy has a small penis.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 3:02 PM CDT
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He's cute, but I don't roll like that.
Perv.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Oct 1, 2008 3:01 PM CDT
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no, but you are rolling with larry on friday....and he does!
be prepared to kill some hookers too. don’t forget a pair of rubber gloves, and don’t agree to go anywhere with him after the game.
larry is like our very own chelexei – skinny arms, he looks weak, but boy can he swing a bat (at a hooker’s head, that is).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 3:12 PM CDT
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You know, Mons Venus is in Tampa, across from RayJay Stadium.
Hmmmm…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Oct 1, 2008 3:22 PM CDT
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