if BRICKHEAD OZZIE ever wants to manage a big-league team again, hes going tohave to change things.
1. he has to GET BACK TO THE MAJORS and raise his career batting average to .280 AT LEAST. WITH PATIENCE AND POWER. AND A PONY. BERNIE MAC DID IT, atlhough he wasnt a BRICKHEAD.
2. he must ADD AT LEAST FIVE WINS TO THE TOTALS OF EACH OF THE TEAMS OF THE WHITE SOX OF THE 1980S.
2. he must start WHITE PEOPLE AT EIGHT OF NINE POSITIONS. and BRIAN ANDERSON MUST PLAY TWO OF THEM. at LEAST.
B. he must publicly denounce the mustash he wore in the 80s A M E R I C A N S D O N T W E A R T H A T K I N D O F M U S T A S H.
1. he must LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH, and NOT WITH THAT R E-D-ICULOUS ACCENT. reinsdorf -- make him take classes to he speaks with the diction and tone of GREGORY PECK. BASEBALL MANAGERS ARE THE PARAGON OF ORATION AND I DONT SEE WHY BRICKHEAD OZZIE SHOULD BEANY DIFFERENT.
A. ozzie should get his CITIZENSHIP. a greencard ISN'T ENOUGH.
until he does thiese things, the closest he should get to the dugout is when rolling out the tarp.