BRICKHEAD OZZIE HAILS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE, WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE AND FRIGHTENING
if BRICKHEAD OZZIE ever wants to manage a big-league team again, hes going tohave to change things.
1. he has to GET BACK TO THE MAJORS and raise his career batting average to .280 AT LEAST. WITH PATIENCE AND POWER. AND A PONY. BERNIE MAC DID IT, atlhough he wasnt a BRICKHEAD.
2. he must ADD AT LEAST FIVE WINS TO THE TOTALS OF EACH OF THE TEAMS OF THE WHITE SOX OF THE 1980S.
2. he must start WHITE PEOPLE AT EIGHT OF NINE POSITIONS. and BRIAN ANDERSON MUST PLAY TWO OF THEM. at LEAST.
B. he must publicly denounce the mustash he wore in the 80s A M E R I C A N S D O N T W E A R T H A T K I N D O F M U S T A S H.
1. he must LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH, and NOT WITH THAT R E-D-ICULOUS ACCENT. reinsdorf -- make him take classes to he speaks with the diction and tone of GREGORY PECK. BASEBALL MANAGERS ARE THE PARAGON OF ORATION AND I DONT SEE WHY BRICKHEAD OZZIE SHOULD BEANY DIFFERENT.
A. ozzie should get his CITIZENSHIP. a greencard ISN'T ENOUGH.
until he does thiese things, the closest he should get to the dugout is when rolling out the tarp.
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this stuff is great
more please
marching on together
by hoodlight on Oct 12, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha! love the consistency in organizing your points.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 12, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine if ozzie sounded like gregory peck
that would be tight
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 12, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dis is funny
FURBS WANT MOAR
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 12, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IF KINGCOACH THINKS OZZIE IS A BRICKHEAD
I’d really like to see what he has to say about the economy.
Give this man a job at CNN on the Best Political Team!
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think ozzie should sound like gregory allman.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BRICKHEAD OZZIE
at least you got the most important part right when you call him a BRICKHEAD too.
so we’re agreed? our manager is a BFICKHEAD?!?!
ok!! that’s a good start..
by KINGCOACH on Oct 12, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
who made an alter-ego?
this guy cannot be real. my money is on MM
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 12, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No, I checked
just someone who thinks this is chisox.com
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 12, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
I guess this is his white Latin whale.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 13, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Gullien
Haha. You should right one of these for every manager in baseball. That would be hilarious
by dasox313 on Oct 19, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or even write one
marching on together
by hoodlight on Oct 19, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
How could he lose the ball in the sun....he's from Mexico.
by Hoytsstash on Oct 20, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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