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1. Gordon Beckham 607 2. Aaron Poreda 555 3. Clayton Richard 428 4. Chris Getz 320 5. Jordan Danks 313 6. Brandon Allen 269 7. Jack Egbert 237 8. John Shelby 212 9. Lance Broadway 99 10. Juan Silverio 83 11. Dexter Carter 55 12. John Ely 52
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hype followed by lack of dehypitization
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
has dear science grown on you at all?
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
haven't listened to it since!
i’ll remember to put it on the ole ipod
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I voted for Silverio
I thought the list was a bit latino light, but that’s the only reason
marching on together
awesome. you'd fit in so nicely with the majority of idiotic people in this country.
Cashing checks and having sex.
"only guys with big salaries like me can afford a hat like that. hey! i'm a guy like me"
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Oct 16, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
OHHHHH THE DENVER BRONCOS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"What's wrong with the Denver Broncos?"
"Don’t you know anything about football Marge?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Oct 17, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
latinos need to get paid too, yo.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fucking democrats.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Oct 17, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no standard dev and min and max?!?! what about wack ballots??!
you sir are no brian cook.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'm guessing Cheat doesn't have an unhealthy hatred for Alabama, too
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Oct 16, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Saban is Der Teufel
and he’s an ass when it comes to recruiting practices. But these things probably don’t register with Cheat.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I have the sig for a reason.
You will never again be allowed near a ballot box. Go work for ACORN. DB.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
PS Anyone care about the FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME TONIGHT?
I didn’t think so. Whole thread flagged for being Communists.
Fer Chrissakes.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
clients threw you out early, huh?
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I killed.
No one fired me tonight. Tomorrow…
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
watching Longoria in the Post Season
makes me realise that Lexi does not have a prayer for the top rookie prize.
marching on together
Well, duh.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
I resemble that remark.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
Hoodie, I was being sarcastic.
N oone supported Che more than me, and I was a pain in the ass re: people who had the NERVE to state that Eva(n) was the hands-down ROY. I was jacking around -Che is a nice 2nd place, and that’s it.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
Self-hating Sox fan. Bastard.
Don’t bring up the KC guy. I know you. I will hunt you down.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
Is that a Pearl Jam song?
“Ohhhhhhh, IIIIIIIIIIII, Mike Alives.”
(Yes, I have my wine on.)
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
apparently he can play good defense at SS and hit
Alexei doesn’t do either as well.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he has a name. it's douchenozzle.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
did you watch him at all during the regular season? cuz i'm pretty sure he was convincing there too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
is baseball still on?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed the first 3 innings:
Did Longoria hit another dong? 4 in this series? 4 games in a row?
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
204.5%
Sawx initial ’08 payroll greater than Rays initial ’08 payroll.
Where did it get them?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
"Buehrle gets paid more than the whole Rays team!!!!"
Well-informed fans. Not limited to Tampa, I guess.
See, I agree with Toonder. Upton sucks.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
ssh handed you the reading comprehension reins. nice.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
He just struck out, DB. Lazy.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
at least he's only getting paid like 50 bucks or something to do that.
ortiz is getting paid like $25 million and all the free hookers and donuts he wants to go 1-383 in this series.
rays>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>red sox
Gas is up and so am I.
hopefully, rays >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phillies.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that ortiz guy really winds me up
when he does that hand clap thing before every single bat
marching on together
ever seen garciaparra's? if so, how did that make you feel?
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that's just as bad
Albert Pujols is the best, no tics, or messing with the gloves nothing at all
marching on together
doesn't our very own little qnicorn do a bit of a routine? or am i just dreaming that in the dark of night?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
most of em do though
they don’t bother me most of the time, except ortiz and one or two others. But Pujols, he doesn’t need to do any of that, it’s something I notice when I watch him bat
marching on together
you've pretty rapidly caught up to speed on certain in game nuances
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Papi misses Manny. Badly.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
Ortiz now 1-17 this series?
Nice.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
channeling 2000 frank thomas.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
fine, the the small sample size fetish then. i guess someone had to keep his spirit alive.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
sometimes, at a quick glance, your new avatar looks like kenwo's.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
sometimes, at a quick glance, you look like kenwo.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that is the finest compliment i've received thus far, in life.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Get a room, you two!
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
get a sponsor!
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
Fuck you, larry. Those were my peoples.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
I am not from Iowa,
where men are men and sheep are nervous.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
so that's why wu always wears a kilt...
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even 20 folks.
How did they get a charter?
After 15+ years of doing that, that is goodamn funny. What a geek I was.
Especially the .org.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
I had lots of them tonight.
Our event ended up costing nothing, as the “sponsors” (vendors) kicked in enought ot pay for the whole thing! What “recession”?
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
the last time i took that advice from you, i ended up doing camerawork for toonder and his boyfriend.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 16, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
bullshit. i only met him that afternoon.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
does the male genitalia offend you?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Only yours.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
see? toonder and hsa, happily ever after
we’ll send him to a Jesus camp for a week and it’ll all work out.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
when you get a real real job, you can afford her services too.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
is that what this is a picture of?
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
sometimes. but it is the female form that makes me uncomfortable.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 17, 2008 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
the verbiage is such a bother.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
pretty far
2 world series in 4 years. i’m sure the bosox would be able to draft like the rays with the luxury of picking in the top 5 every year.
(not at all disparaging the rays — just sayin’)
by Craig Grebeck on Oct 16, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
A Yankee fan would spit on that record.
A Cub fan would say the ratings were not high enough.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
and a cubs fan would say...moar bud light, brahhhhh...
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So, I assume if the Rays win we'll hear about how teams need to have more power.
What with the homers and all. Right? Or is that not playing the game the right way?
winning = playing the game the right way.
the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 16, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They don't NEED to hit homers.
They just decided to start in Boston. Just ’cause. And young guys hitting homers is better than old guys hittting homers. Young guys can still run and play defense. Old guys hitting homers = softball players needing to trot around the bases.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
Rays vs. Phils
would make me ever so happy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
relative to the non-Sox alternatives, of course.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Almost there.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
"Upton" is an anagram of "Punto"
That means something. Not sure what. But it means something.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
he's like a bizarro-punto
he actually has skill, comes off as lazy and getting by solely on talent, and we actually like him
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
I know it's meaningless
But I’m enjoying the fact that the Rays are smacking the Red Sox around harder than they smacked the White Sox…..
It's not meaningless
I was gonna center a post (albeit a short one) on that very topic
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Assuming that the BoSox don't come back to win this, I think you can still write that post
If nothing else, seeing the Rays tee-off on the Red Sox pitching really gives me an appreciation for just how much ass John Danks kicked this year. His great pitching against the Rays (and Twins) in the Cell were highlights, but he was excellent almost the whole season. It wasn’t just small-sample-size theater.
by hitlesswonder on Oct 16, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Was just gonna say the same thing...
Our Sox played Tampa close for four games. Were the Sox ever down by more than a grand slam all series? Don’t get me wrong — I never had the feeling during the series like the Sox had control, but it still makes you appreciate the fight they were able to put up.
Aww snap, we have a game. And Chip Carey will now be even more insufferable for these final few innings. Damnit.
Papelbon's already out, which is nice.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 16, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Caray hyperbole alert
One inning in which the Red Sox scored more than the Rays: A tale of two games.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Chip Caray doesn't know who that is.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 16, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
lets get a list
of people who properly filled out the form…. i wonder if i did.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
I didn't fill it out properly
because I had two #10s on it. I blame the form, however, since it wouldn’t let me erase a ranking. It would only let me change the number.
I guess this brings me down to dumbass Toonder’s level. Cripes, it smells really bad down here!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

the only issue now is whether i make it out of hampton alive.
by Toonderstrook on Oct 17, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
You are (sometimes) a wizard with an image, hippie.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
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