No More Javy Dent
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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Longoria > Vazquez. Headed to the 4th, down 1.
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Wonder where Javy's pitching next year?
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PUERTO RICO?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully on a street
that Ambiorix Burgos is driving on
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we still make Albert Belle jokes?
halloween’s just around the corner.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The View
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hobby has the smallest and smoothest balls of any mammal on the planet
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Oct 2, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like gin soaked grapes
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by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all this
plus the mail man stole my SI
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember 2005 Paulie? Do that type of shit
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hola sox fans,
i has ear inffection in other eer today. sorries.
adios,
javy
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am one of possibly very few people
that has tried to defend javy, or at least has not criticized him.
that time has now passed. i can’t believe this shit. i guess i shouldn’t be surprised but for some reason i am.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was probably his biggest supporter coming into the season
i just don’t get him. rearden and i ran some regression stuff (ask him) about FIP and what causes pitchers to consistently out or under perform. all we could find was luck. despite all this, there’s effing javy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they did something at fangraphs about him about 6 weeks ago.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two straight 5 pitch abs anyway
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're done Griffey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez = Phillies Floyd
Vazquez is what Floyd was supposed to be. Can’t handle the pressure.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We will sell low on Vazquez in the off-season.....
he won’t be back.
by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buehrle, danks, floyd, contreras?, richard?, broadway?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obviously somebody else at the back end
by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we'll pay some old guy
$3-5M for a year. Paul Byrd type
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
derek lowe would be nice
i know it won’t happen
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until Poreda is ready.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine Poreda with Gavin, Mark and Johnny
Goosebumps
by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poreda's not going to be ready until June 1 at earliest.
next year could be what 2007 was supposed to be: mediocrity to set up the following season.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering he's a pitcher in his prime
And had an average season for a good team I don’t think we are selling that low. He is what he is. A mediocre pitcher who doesn’t know how to win.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he knows how to win as much as he knows how to lose, no?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah..
Some great offense behind him no?
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at times. and he did win some games in montreal. he is what he is, but i don't think it's as simple as he "doesn't know how to win"
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i don't even know what that means
he obviously wins SOME games. and this big game thing was debunked the other day i thought. he’s just been completely infuriating this year.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree with the entirety of your statement, mostly for your use of debunked.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 out of last 5 years
his ERA+ has been 100 or lower. He’s just not worth the money.
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the other teams would see this as well?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che needs to start another rally
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shields at 64 pitches fwiw
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of shape is their bullpen in with Percival out?
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's better without him
Balfour, Wheeler, Howell all very good (except when Wheeler closes) plus David Price.
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not particularly scared by them
but i haven’t checked them out much. if they’re all extreme groundballers, then maybe i’ll get upset.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's good news
bad news is their pen is nasty
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prabability that Anderson catches ball?
I think 60 – 65.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the triple? depends on how shallow he was playing.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he would've scored on the HR anyway
No?
by Cold Snowden on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
homer wouldn't have happened, since Aybar would have been the 3rd out
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much better than that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so ozzie keeps grif in because?...
…he might hit a homer?
…he might cause a triple?
what’s the upside?
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done thinking about it
We’ve made the playoffs in spite of Griffey on the roster, and everyone knows it.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just don't get it. it defies all logic.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like ever deciding to play baseball in this building.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a shit hole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when they showed the close up of the beams and god knows what other shit up there, all i could think of was america and apple pie.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the extra bases he's giving up in center are a serious detriment to the team
and his bat just looks so so slow.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome is aging
and his numbers show it, but he still has the bat speed to hit one 460+. Griffey’s best swings only go 350.
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he seems like he's turned into a doubles hitter
obviously this has a sample size caveat, but really we can’t afford to waste ABs. it’s a crap situation.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
frank still got a ring in 2005...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I don't get is
How Griffey has managed to stay healthy for this entire half season. He needs to injure himself. This sounds like a job for Toby Hall.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't he frustrated?
Shouldn’t he take it out on a bat?
by Cold Snowden on Oct 2, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post of the day / week / MTD / QTD.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q breaks his hand on a bat
Griffey plays center, stays healthy.
w.t.f.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting a little loose with "play" there, chachi.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for swinging at ball 4
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy is mowing em down!
6 k’s and 4 ER’s. in 3.1 innings….is that even possible?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 2, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no more mindfuck! you say it happened and then asked if it was possible... kldfhakgh
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i'm going to do a HUPGOOD for javy
see what his ISO numbers look like.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone warming up?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swish?
whatcha doin’?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swish having fun drawing on bats
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like him more and more every day.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his sole creative outlet
now that he’s not allowed to professionally pursue the art of inflating pitch counts.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooooh, swisher is decorating the bat he's going to use to kill hobby.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he does practice santeria
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ritual ain't what it used to be in this country
fortunately Swish is a real American.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey drew a frowny face in crayon
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After all this...
I still want Javy here next season. I honestly can’t see anyone wanting him gone.
by Craig Grebeck on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
depends on what we could get
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and uribe can't see his feet. what's your point?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hr is so witty...the bartlett move went "under the ray-dar." hehehehe. fucker.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
under the radar
like HR’s sexual deviancy until someone ratted him out finally
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody wins the first stolen base pool
all entries had the rays first theft in the first two innings
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there was a pool?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you didn't enter? wow, you are oneeeeeeeeeeeee pathetic loooooser. no offense.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
none taken
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that leg kick by javy
looked like some kind of jokey exaggeration leg kick someone would do if they were just fucking around.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow throw strikes plz
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking vazquez!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SHITCOCK
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(meaning--- i agree)
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got back from class
howd the rays score their non longoria runs? were they javys fault or griffey being in center?
by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy HUPGOOD
how are the power numbers against his fastball that low? otoh, look at the power numbers against offspeed stuff. ew.
also: he’s throwing a ridiculous number of strikes called to balls with that fastball. that could be part of the problem.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too much movementz.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tanks colin...
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
leadoff man aboard!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Refreshing!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's already thinking Angels
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when doesn't he?
one of my faves despite his many many faults.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like some jazz hands
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its what we do best
something something and AARP
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a budgie but it died
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like pie
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call the big one bitey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're on a monorail from hell and we can't get off
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he hits a dinger, I'll get a budgie
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
less cowbell.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cabrera having a day.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well orca that was shitty
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey reynolds
1. aj is an asshole
2. don’t grab a co-workers ass when hugging. you’ll get fired
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
money player
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was there a reason AJ freaking Pierzynski was trying to steal a base?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Missed hit-and-run.
On an 0-1 count = bad idea.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing special.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Average
B
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
decent
like Javy, but with the ability to not get inexplicably rocked.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he was on the rocks
A Thome hit could have changed things with JD on 2nd.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that's true
you don’t give up a dong to Dewayne Wise to cement yourself as Better Than Javy
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pathetic.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera has been about as awful with the bat as possible today.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and wise didn't have a chance to pick him up this time.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well done OC
Have fun in Cali next year
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that a busted hit and run?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it was busted, that's for sure.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Penguin strikes again!
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by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear OC,
Mercenaries earn their pay.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was well hit
and Ozzie should not have been calling a hit and run there.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we're gonna win today
…why? ’Cause we suck.
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so what should i drink next?
i have class at 6.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Acid
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just like mitzi
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'the kool-aid'
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whiskey
spiked with acid.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have to try that one, it sounds delicious
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
closest thing to liquid crack you'll ever get
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer the solid crack myself
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless you freebase anyway.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everclear. save some for hobby.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's drown him in it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we light it, then it can be his baptism by fire. time to exorcise your demons, hobby
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you live you're not a witch!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trial by ordeal is downright american.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You actually attend class?
And you call yourself a Michigan Man
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't recall him ever including "man"
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here comes dick
he’s wearing a skirt.
here comes jane you know she’s sportin’ a chain.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in general?
or “today” ?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also: english major
we’re required to go to class.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in general
back when I was there all they wanted from undergrads was a tuition check that cleared. Go to class, don’t go to class – you make the call.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richard warming up yet?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
using the smallest glove possible.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i forgot Upton was even playing today
so there must be a HR coming shortly.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you forgot longoria was playing earlier?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both times.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
u r 2 stoopid to be in collidge.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well yeah
that’s why i been here so long i reckon
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reckon? no, sir, recked em all
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone's Turning Up Abreu
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that a botched DP?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the end
I guess I really expected Javy to lose; he’s been terrible; but we are still in it, so I guess I shouldn’t be that disappointed. Gives me hope for the rest of the series. I was just hoping we’d take one of the two Javy wasn’t pitching here and then win two at home.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My dream was 3 earned runs in 6 2/3
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beggars can't be choosers
to me we’re playing with house money.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which house? of 1000 corpses?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta agree with ya
if we’re going to steal a game at TB, I figured it would be with Buehrle give the L/R splits they have
But still would’ve been nice not to blow a 3-1 lead
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that's not a bad point
today wasn’t supposed to be our day. according to the odds i saw, this was our worst chance for the win. the wise jack was certainly unexpected.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the end? We're down by one in the fifth.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHLALALLALLLALLALLALALA
jinx cancel, jinx cancel!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my point
Even though he’s been bad; I expected it; and we’re still right in this game, I had no hope of winning, so I’m not disappointed with where we are currently.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look. what. you. did.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cashmere will be tough tomorrow. would be great to steal this game today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only for the belief it would deflate a young team
But the goal of any visiting team is to come back home tied, anything else is just a combo of luck and glorious timing.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something in his eye
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scratched his eye
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've yet to find out
injury of some kind we presume
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by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shows what i know
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't me until HS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scratched eye.
seriously.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any chance that could happen to Longoria....like right now?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the sox had their paws up they would have scratched his eyes out already.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His eye exploded in a glorious glittering fireball.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should stick around
i don’t know what a dog fang hung is, but you’re solid.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see he got two runners on for Longoria
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't think i've ever seen a pitcher w/ Javy's talent...
fail so badly under pressure
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm guessing if that's really true you haven't watched nearly as much baseball over your decades as i thought you had.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the crowd politely claps for Longoria
pathetic. he’s winning the game more than Javy and GS have lost it.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit...ballgame ovah
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he kept him in the park this time
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy's expanding his repertoire.
He can give up homers and liners and grounders through the gap.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop the bleeding
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoop there it is?
I hate this stadium.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pressure Fial
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pressure testing is a bitch.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel better.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Headline tomorrow
Vazquez found dead in Hotel Room
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
American League sides
of Chicago and New York cheer
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
autoerotic asphyxiation
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are one dark pot smoker. and not in the this is a dark indie flick kinda way.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you've gotten lit up twice by a guy in two pitches.
why is ozzie carrying seven relievers again?
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Group discounts for hotels
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because 5 of them suck. Duh!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we haven't done anything easy all year
why start now?
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Javy's last 4 games
no more than 4.1 IP in each game and 5-7 runs in each.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can you find a comparable streak of suck in years past?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
he used to be a horse — always went 5+
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he still is. next stop: glue factory.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll rec this.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beauty. ship him out!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
implying that he sucked over a large number of pitches?
or he actually has never done anything like this before?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it postulated that there's something seriously wrong with his mechanics right now?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
postulated? crackhead word of the day calendar?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have that calendar, do you?
If so, can you lend it to me?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pawned it.
like dukie.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
his big leg kick throws his shit off from time to time.
but that really doesn’t look like that’s what’s happening here. the K’s are there and he’s not struggling with his control. maybe it’s just shitty luck, but i’m having a hard time keeping perspective.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the home run pitches were just misexecuted. period.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should stop trying to execute with his vagina, then
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he just wasn't scared of the guy who should finish behind alexei in roy voting.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I'm having the same trouble re: perspective
but I agree with others that this wasn’t a matchup I thought favored the Sox, so I didn’t expect much.
doesn’t make it suck any less though
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you feel better about buehrle-kazmir in dome tomorrow?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll take a lefty against the rays anyday
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Buehrle, I always feel good about him
Mainly because he lacks a vagina.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point.
when you have one, you always want to use it. at least that’s how i’d feel.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
case in point.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could just be ignorance, but as I understand it, the Rays can't hit lefties for shit
and Kazmir has had a bunch of issues lately
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank You
Before the damage gets any worse
by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still 4-3???
whats going on?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6-3
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
4 straight starts Javy didn’t make it out of the 5th aftr having only one such start all season prior (game we won vs Cubs)
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
going to go take my frustrations out on the sheep brain
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BABIP FTW
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
philosopher griffin?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
field your position
that was weak
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WE HAD THEM ON THE FUCKING ROPES
This is all SSH’s fault.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad bad location
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is aggrivating. Go Dodgers!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He isn't Javy Dent...
HE’S SIMONE AND HE’S OUT FOR CLEAN NEEDLES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cliff floyd needs to think of where he came from and give a fucking out
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
done
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hit like a 450 foot HR
against my high school some 17 years ago
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was just before I was in HS
not that I was good enough to play
by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now for that Navarro fuck
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it shingo time yet?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep these strikeouts coming, Clayton
kthxbai
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least richard isn't entirely allergic to outs.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In my Mellencamp voice
That’s why I HATTTTEEEEEE this time!
by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
apparently
on the other hand, he can come back in games we can actually win and provide some LHP.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dwayne will lead off with a 3-run bomb
no worries.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If I were Javy...
I’d walk out of the ball park, hang a right and pull a Virginia Woolf
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i totally already made that joke this year
Rocks in Pockets ftw
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jokes may only be made once a year if they reference virginia woolf
everyone knows that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jokes probably shouldn't involve virginia woolf.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, so now we know just who's afraid of Virginia Woolf.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that's some funny shit.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is it you writer types reference obscure (to me) peers
that, when I do a Wiki search, have within the first 2 paragraphs “He was gay”. First, “he”. Second, “was”. Third, “gay”. Why male, dead light in the loafers writers all the time?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
roy's gay.
didn’t you know that?
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doth protesteth muchth.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU, always quick is to find the homosexual element of any posting
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rocco baldelli sighting
can we get him for Javy?
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't trade for free agents
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe Brian put up the defensive UFR by now...
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When's the last time Dye hit a HR?
Horrible player.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was joking about the horrible part
Not the HR
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Against the Indians
he had back to back games
by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not happy ;(
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on
Did you really think we had any shot with Javy pitching today?
Not me honestly
by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. I did.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox need to be down 0-2 in order win games
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
vasquez
vasquez is as bad as sin. i hope he drowns in front of his children. he is almost as bad as horacio rameriez.
by Chisox1705 on Oct 2, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmmm. so much to play with...
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy has three posts
One is wishing Vazquez would drown in front of his kids, another is taking TAEG’s analysis pieces seriously.
Off to a great start.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 2, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only we don't put as much trust into HoRam...which makes it even worse that Javy sucks to such degrees.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got home from work and
saw the game at 3-1 us.
just got home to 3-6. shitpisscuntmotherfuckerassbitch.
(hey friends)
by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's drinking with carver.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When does Coop teach Richard a cutter?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When Javy gets a historectomy
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who needs ovaries when you have get me over fastballs?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 straight K's
Looks like Richard would have been the right choice
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's dump Javy to Pittsburgh or SD....
he likes to hit and (be hit) but the low pressure situations are a fit….then we sign Lowe or Burnett……Danks and Floyd are still cheap…..Contreras is off the books after ‘09……let’s do it.
by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guess who's starting a possible game 5?
hint – it ain’t Javy
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mark buehrle?
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUSSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha if only. richard is lookin like a pimp though and i hope he DOES start
by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
always was going to be buehrle on regular rest.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you decided to arrive today. Only post time for you any more.
No pre-game shenanigans for you. Cutting straight to the chase.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, no fun. at least put a question mark at the end so it seems like you're guessing and don't actually know.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
always going to be buehrle on regular rest.
definitely clayton richard in game 5.
fixed.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new thread?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
27 k/9
career in the playoffs for richard
by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenwo.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez -- rennaisance man (from wiki)
Javier is maried to Kamille Vázquez, and the couple have two children, Kamilla and Javier Josué.1 Javier claims that he dislikes being the center of attention outside of the playing field and describes himself as a ‘house man’ spending his free time with his children.1 Vázquez is also interested in art pieces especially the ones that are produced by Puerto Rican artists and he possesses pictures painted by Wichie Torres and Iván Rosario.1 He is a wine aficionado and is educating himself about the different classes of wine in order to begin a private collection.1 Javier has also expressed that he has always been interested in charity work, this interest was fueled by his parents as he states that a Christian upbringing and their support when he began practicing sports were part of this influence.1
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Metrosexual? Perhaps.
Weak of will – definitely.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess drowning in front of those kids might hurt their feelings.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Paulie. Remember when you were really good?
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rays have struck out a ton today
Sadly, 2 horrible pitches by Javy and Griffey being on our roster have put us in a shit situation.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But GS makes up for the poor D w/ the bat.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Charlotte Knights certainly came to play today
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wlill someone post their Gameday link?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, a baserunner - woohoo!
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/10/2/627011/3-more-for-3-more
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rays fans don't react to foul balls very quickly.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look how they drive.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA VAZQUEZ NOW!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swishefr
just his luck.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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