No More Javy Dent
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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PUERTO RICO?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully on a street
that Ambiorix Burgos is driving on
can we still make Albert Belle jokes?
halloween’s just around the corner.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
The View
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
hobby has the smallest and smoothest balls of any mammal on the planet
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Oct 2, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions
like gin soaked grapes
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Remember 2005 Paulie? Do that type of shit
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
hola sox fans,
i has ear inffection in other eer today. sorries.
adios,
javy
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
i am one of possibly very few people
that has tried to defend javy, or at least has not criticized him.
that time has now passed. i can’t believe this shit. i guess i shouldn’t be surprised but for some reason i am.
brian anderson would've caught that...
i was probably his biggest supporter coming into the season
i just don’t get him. rearden and i ran some regression stuff (ask him) about FIP and what causes pitchers to consistently out or under perform. all we could find was luck. despite all this, there’s effing javy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
two straight 5 pitch abs anyway
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You're done Griffey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Vazquez = Phillies Floyd
Vazquez is what Floyd was supposed to be. Can’t handle the pressure.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions
We will sell low on Vazquez in the off-season.....
he won’t be back.
buehrle, danks, floyd, contreras?, richard?, broadway?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
we'll pay some old guy
$3-5M for a year. Paul Byrd type
Until Poreda is ready.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Poreda's not going to be ready until June 1 at earliest.
next year could be what 2007 was supposed to be: mediocrity to set up the following season.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Considering he's a pitcher in his prime
And had an average season for a good team I don’t think we are selling that low. He is what he is. A mediocre pitcher who doesn’t know how to win.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
he knows how to win as much as he knows how to lose, no?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah..
Some great offense behind him no?
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
at times. and he did win some games in montreal. he is what he is, but i don't think it's as simple as he "doesn't know how to win"
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
well i don't even know what that means
he obviously wins SOME games. and this big game thing was debunked the other day i thought. he’s just been completely infuriating this year.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i agree with the entirety of your statement, mostly for your use of debunked.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
4 out of last 5 years
his ERA+ has been 100 or lower. He’s just not worth the money.
and the other teams would see this as well?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Che needs to start another rally
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Shields at 64 pitches fwiw
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
What kind of shape is their bullpen in with Percival out?
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
it's better without him
Balfour, Wheeler, Howell all very good (except when Wheeler closes) plus David Price.
i'm not particularly scared by them
but i haven’t checked them out much. if they’re all extreme groundballers, then maybe i’ll get upset.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
That's good news
bad news is their pen is nasty
Prabability that Anderson catches ball?
I think 60 – 65.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
the triple? depends on how shallow he was playing.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
much better than that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so ozzie keeps grif in because?...
…he might hit a homer?
…he might cause a triple?
what’s the upside?
I'm done thinking about it
We’ve made the playoffs in spite of Griffey on the roster, and everyone knows it.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i just don't get it. it defies all logic.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
like ever deciding to play baseball in this building.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
what a shit hole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
when they showed the close up of the beams and god knows what other shit up there, all i could think of was america and apple pie.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
the extra bases he's giving up in center are a serious detriment to the team
and his bat just looks so so slow.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Thome is aging
and his numbers show it, but he still has the bat speed to hit one 460+. Griffey’s best swings only go 350.
he seems like he's turned into a doubles hitter
obviously this has a sample size caveat, but really we can’t afford to waste ABs. it’s a crap situation.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
frank still got a ring in 2005...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What I don't get is
How Griffey has managed to stay healthy for this entire half season. He needs to injure himself. This sounds like a job for Toby Hall.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Post of the day / week / MTD / QTD.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Q breaks his hand on a bat
Griffey plays center, stays healthy.
w.t.f.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
getting a little loose with "play" there, chachi.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for swinging at ball 4
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Javy is mowing em down!
6 k’s and 4 ER’s. in 3.1 innings….is that even possible?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
no more mindfuck! you say it happened and then asked if it was possible... kldfhakgh
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i'm going to do a HUPGOOD for javy
see what his ISO numbers look like.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Anyone warming up?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
swish having fun drawing on bats
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
his sole creative outlet
now that he’s not allowed to professionally pursue the art of inflating pitch counts.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ooooh, swisher is decorating the bat he's going to use to kill hobby.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
ritual ain't what it used to be in this country
fortunately Swish is a real American.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and uribe can't see his feet. what's your point?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hr is so witty...the bartlett move went "under the ray-dar." hehehehe. fucker.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
under the radar
like HR’s sexual deviancy until someone ratted him out finally
Nobody wins the first stolen base pool
all entries had the rays first theft in the first two innings
AIM: SouthSideCheat
you didn't enter? wow, you are oneeeeeeeeeeeee pathetic loooooser. no offense.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that leg kick by javy
looked like some kind of jokey exaggeration leg kick someone would do if they were just fucking around.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Wow throw strikes plz
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
just got back from class
howd the rays score their non longoria runs? were they javys fault or griffey being in center?
Javy HUPGOOD
how are the power numbers against his fastball that low? otoh, look at the power numbers against offspeed stuff. ew.
also: he’s throwing a ridiculous number of strikes called to balls with that fastball. that could be part of the problem.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
too much movementz.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
tanks colin...
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
leadoff man aboard!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Refreshing!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
when doesn't he?
one of my faves despite his many many faults.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I call the big one bitey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
we're on a monorail from hell and we can't get off
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
If he hits a dinger, I'll get a budgie
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
well orca that was shitty
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
hey reynolds
1. aj is an asshole
2. don’t grab a co-workers ass when hugging. you’ll get fired
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Was there a reason AJ freaking Pierzynski was trying to steal a base?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Missed hit-and-run.
On an 0-1 count = bad idea.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing special.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Average
B
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
decent
like Javy, but with the ability to not get inexplicably rocked.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Well he was on the rocks
A Thome hit could have changed things with JD on 2nd.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah that's true
you don’t give up a dong to Dewayne Wise to cement yourself as Better Than Javy
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Pathetic.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Cabrera has been about as awful with the bat as possible today.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
and wise didn't have a chance to pick him up this time.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
it was busted, that's for sure.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The Penguin strikes again!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Dear OC,
Mercenaries earn their pay.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
that was well hit
and Ozzie should not have been calling a hit and run there.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so what should i drink next?
i have class at 6.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Acid
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
you're just like mitzi
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'll have to try that one, it sounds delicious
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
closest thing to liquid crack you'll ever get
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I prefer the solid crack myself
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
unless you freebase anyway.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
everclear. save some for hobby.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
let's drown him in it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if we light it, then it can be his baptism by fire. time to exorcise your demons, hobby
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
if you live you're not a witch!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
trial by ordeal is downright american.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You actually attend class?
And you call yourself a Michigan Man
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
i don't recall him ever including "man"
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
here comes dick
he’s wearing a skirt.
here comes jane you know she’s sportin’ a chain.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
in general?
or “today” ?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
also: english major
we’re required to go to class.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
in general
back when I was there all they wanted from undergrads was a tuition check that cleared. Go to class, don’t go to class – you make the call.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
using the smallest glove possible.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i forgot Upton was even playing today
so there must be a HR coming shortly.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you forgot longoria was playing earlier?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
u r 2 stoopid to be in collidge.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
well yeah
that’s why i been here so long i reckon
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
reckon? no, sir, recked em all
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that a botched DP?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
In the end
I guess I really expected Javy to lose; he’s been terrible; but we are still in it, so I guess I shouldn’t be that disappointed. Gives me hope for the rest of the series. I was just hoping we’d take one of the two Javy wasn’t pitching here and then win two at home.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
My dream was 3 earned runs in 6 2/3
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
beggars can't be choosers
to me we’re playing with house money.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
which house? of 1000 corpses?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
gotta agree with ya
if we’re going to steal a game at TB, I figured it would be with Buehrle give the L/R splits they have
But still would’ve been nice not to blow a 3-1 lead
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
yeah that's not a bad point
today wasn’t supposed to be our day. according to the odds i saw, this was our worst chance for the win. the wise jack was certainly unexpected.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
In the end? We're down by one in the fifth.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That's my point
Even though he’s been bad; I expected it; and we’re still right in this game, I had no hope of winning, so I’m not disappointed with where we are currently.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
look. what. you. did.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
cashmere will be tough tomorrow. would be great to steal this game today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
If only for the belief it would deflate a young team
But the goal of any visiting team is to come back home tied, anything else is just a combo of luck and glorious timing.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
we've yet to find out
injury of some kind we presume
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
shows what i know
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that wasn't me until HS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Any chance that could happen to Longoria....like right now?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
if the sox had their paws up they would have scratched his eyes out already.
brian anderson would've caught that...
His eye exploded in a glorious glittering fireball.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
you should stick around
i don’t know what a dog fang hung is, but you’re solid.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm guessing if that's really true you haven't watched nearly as much baseball over your decades as i thought you had.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
the crowd politely claps for Longoria
pathetic. he’s winning the game more than Javy and GS have lost it.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Stop
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
damnit...ballgame ovah
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Stop the bleeding
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Whoop there it is?
I hate this stadium.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
pressure testing is a bitch.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel better.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
American League sides
of Chicago and New York cheer
you are one dark pot smoker. and not in the this is a dark indie flick kinda way.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
so you've gotten lit up twice by a guy in two pitches.
why is ozzie carrying seven relievers again?
the sox out-talled their opponent.
Group discounts for hotels
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
we haven't done anything easy all year
why start now?
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
can you find a comparable streak of suck in years past?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he still is. next stop: glue factory.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
beauty. ship him out!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
implying that he sucked over a large number of pitches?
or he actually has never done anything like this before?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Wasn't it postulated that there's something seriously wrong with his mechanics right now?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
postulated? crackhead word of the day calendar?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have that calendar, do you?
If so, can you lend it to me?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
pawned it.
like dukie.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah
his big leg kick throws his shit off from time to time.
but that really doesn’t look like that’s what’s happening here. the K’s are there and he’s not struggling with his control. maybe it’s just shitty luck, but i’m having a hard time keeping perspective.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the home run pitches were just misexecuted. period.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
he just wasn't scared of the guy who should finish behind alexei in roy voting.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, I'm having the same trouble re: perspective
but I agree with others that this wasn’t a matchup I thought favored the Sox, so I didn’t expect much.
doesn’t make it suck any less though
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
you feel better about buehrle-kazmir in dome tomorrow?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Buehrle, I always feel good about him
Mainly because he lacks a vagina.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
good point.
when you have one, you always want to use it. at least that’s how i’d feel.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
case in point.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It could just be ignorance, but as I understand it, the Rays can't hit lefties for shit
and Kazmir has had a bunch of issues lately
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
6-3
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
4 straight starts Javy didn’t make it out of the 5th aftr having only one such start all season prior (game we won vs Cubs)
WHY
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
philosopher griffin?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WE HAD THEM ON THE FUCKING ROPES
This is all SSH’s fault.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
He isn't Javy Dent...
HE’S SIMONE AND HE’S OUT FOR CLEAN NEEDLES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
cliff floyd needs to think of where he came from and give a fucking out
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
He hit like a 450 foot HR
against my high school some 17 years ago
it was just before I was in HS
not that I was good enough to play
now for that Navarro fuck
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
at least richard isn't entirely allergic to outs.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
apparently
on the other hand, he can come back in games we can actually win and provide some LHP.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Dwayne will lead off with a 3-run bomb
no worries.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
If I were Javy...
I’d walk out of the ball park, hang a right and pull a Virginia Woolf
by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i totally already made that joke this year
Rocks in Pockets ftw
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
jokes may only be made once a year if they reference virginia woolf
everyone knows that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Ah, so now we know just who's afraid of Virginia Woolf.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is it you writer types reference obscure (to me) peers
that, when I do a Wiki search, have within the first 2 paragraphs “He was gay”. First, “he”. Second, “was”. Third, “gay”. Why male, dead light in the loafers writers all the time?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
He doth protesteth muchth.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
WU, always quick is to find the homosexual element of any posting
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
rocco baldelli sighting
can we get him for Javy?
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
maybe Brian put up the defensive UFR by now...
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
When's the last time Dye hit a HR?
Horrible player.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I was joking about the horrible part
Not the HR
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not happy ;(
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Sox need to be down 0-2 in order win games
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
vasquez
vasquez is as bad as sin. i hope he drowns in front of his children. he is almost as bad as horacio rameriez.
This guy has three posts
One is wishing Vazquez would drown in front of his kids, another is taking TAEG’s analysis pieces seriously.
Off to a great start.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
only we don't put as much trust into HoRam...which makes it even worse that Javy sucks to such degrees.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
just got home from work and
saw the game at 3-1 us.
just got home to 3-6. shitpisscuntmotherfuckerassbitch.
(hey friends)
he's drinking with carver.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
When Javy gets a historectomy
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
who needs ovaries when you have get me over fastballs?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Let's dump Javy to Pittsburgh or SD....
he likes to hit and (be hit) but the low pressure situations are a fit….then we sign Lowe or Burnett……Danks and Floyd are still cheap…..Contreras is off the books after ‘09……let’s do it.
guess who's starting a possible game 5?
hint – it ain’t Javy
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
always was going to be buehrle on regular rest.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad you decided to arrive today. Only post time for you any more.
No pre-game shenanigans for you. Cutting straight to the chase.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
hey, no fun. at least put a question mark at the end so it seems like you're guessing and don't actually know.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
always going to be buehrle on regular rest.
definitely clayton richard in game 5.
fixed.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
new thread?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Kenwo.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Vazquez -- rennaisance man (from wiki)
Javier is maried to Kamille Vázquez, and the couple have two children, Kamilla and Javier Josué.1 Javier claims that he dislikes being the center of attention outside of the playing field and describes himself as a ‘house man’ spending his free time with his children.1 Vázquez is also interested in art pieces especially the ones that are produced by Puerto Rican artists and he possesses pictures painted by Wichie Torres and Iván Rosario.1 He is a wine aficionado and is educating himself about the different classes of wine in order to begin a private collection.1 Javier has also expressed that he has always been interested in charity work, this interest was fueled by his parents as he states that a Christian upbringing and their support when he began practicing sports were part of this influence.1
Metrosexual? Perhaps.
Weak of will – definitely.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i guess drowning in front of those kids might hurt their feelings.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
The Rays have struck out a ton today
Sadly, 2 horrible pitches by Javy and Griffey being on our roster have put us in a shit situation.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
But GS makes up for the poor D w/ the bat.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
The Charlotte Knights certainly came to play today
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wlill someone post their Gameday link?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
rays fans don't react to foul balls very quickly.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
DFA VAZQUEZ NOW!
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions
Swishefr
just his luck.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
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