3 More for 3 More

let's do this.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'll get the carpet, you bring your friend's van.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

putting on my shoes. i'll be there in 15.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks, buddy. i knew i could count on you.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't think i won't ask you to return the favor.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm a cashew

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey, redeem your existence.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

maybe

let’s pray

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he better.

defence will be huge in tomorrows game even if we pull this one out.

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

c'mon you fucking fuck!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fucking griffeyy

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, Griffey lookin' like an idiot on a changeup.

I think I’ve seen this before somewhere.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No more Griffey

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Amen

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Instructions

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

done

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

since the hat change

alexi walks aj gets hit by pitch…….

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks jr.

ya fuck

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

can't hit, can't field, what do ya do - can't hit, can't field, what do ya do

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

start him in cf?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OBviously

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jr

Really shouldn’t be in this game any longer

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i didnt know javy was in a cartoon???

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

why do you keep posting pictures of christina kahrl?

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow.

no. comment.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pissed you didn't see the resemblance?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

never seen what she looks like

but considering what kind of character simone is on frisky dingo…glllll.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks exactly like her.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wikipedia Christina Kahrl

Damn

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so what, she's well respected in the field no?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mad props from me.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's what'd i figure, she's one of the first writers for bp, right?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i should just wiki her too ;-)

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't know who she was

Now I do, the joke was pretty sweet.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Griffey fial

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

che che che che

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha - Alexei BB: Apocalypse Now

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it's polish power time

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

time for aj to piss off the rays

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Che can has patience?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's...adapting.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

RAPTORS CAN OPEN DOORS

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it’s a small sample of 94 at-bats, but it appears as if his plate discipline picked up a bit, with his highest monthly Isolated Patience of the year at .062, and he did still manage to match his monthly high with six homers. (Sept.)

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if uribe comes up in a big spot, do you pinch hit with swisher?

by wildsb4 on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

who plays 3rd?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey. Can't be worse than in CF.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fields?

by wildsb4 on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grounding out in 3 pitches

Or 8 pitches, what’s the difference?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

can we all chant aj together over the internet?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ is into this game

I’d be down for him to be into a tie

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ, homer makes 'em hate you.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hated him

so much, they decided to drill him instead.

by the wolf on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOOT

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh jesus

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ!

by Cold Snowden on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

new pitcherrrrr

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Booing AJ makes him stronger

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Can we get a Swisher in here right now

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol AJ. Just funny.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Did he step into that (just have gameday) ?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He kinda swung his hips out into it; struck him in the leg.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kind of

not enough for the ump to notice…. he definately took one for the team…. btw balfour a tough tough cookie here

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

got clipped on the knee-pit but turned his back to ‘avoid’ it

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Balfour...

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oo-Oo-OOOOOOOOORibe!

Let’s go big guy!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is the wind blowing out for Uribe?

by Cold Snowden on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ride on uribe's back

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

espn just taught me

juan is hitting .388 with RISP this year

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is there nothing we can't learn when we look to the east?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

twins should be all over him this offseason.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is this where i make a uribe is fat joke and annoy larry?

or do i just comment mumble mumble mumble, i wouldnt mind him back mumble mumble?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Balfour has been great all year

Too bad he’s due for some wild pitches

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we can get to balfour

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If only Alexei and Fatty could change places.

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They did

In May

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they're twins!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lets go Q!-ribe

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm seeing carl's picture right now in my head...come on juany

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

See if you can't metabolize some of that fat into RBIs.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Balfour vs. Uribe isn't a fair matchup

Can we get like 7 strikes?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i only see one set of footprints....

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Balfour is unhittable

Absolutely unhittable…don’t think anyone will ever hit him AGAIN…EVER

by the wolf on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

if Alexei can walk...

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

heres the ballgame

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn, just a few milliseconds off

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Balfour's # are crazy

he basically did the same thing for 4 straight months…and he was untouchable in AAA before the promotion.

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

good eye ribe

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lets go juan good 2 strike hitter

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damnit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Darn.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Uribe, FUCK!

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brootal

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

channeling ssh?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As expected

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it's oc time

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Overkill

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Scheißdreck

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just stick your bat out, OC.

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was clutch

by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If this were strat-o-matic

Uribe would have had about a 5% chance of reaching base

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It is stratomatic

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hold on, this guy's money

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Time for OC to do some damage!

I’ve got cab-mania!

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cmon you mercenary fuck

earn your pay

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OC FUCKING BADASS

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YES

LOVE THE INTENSITY

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What just happened?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cant really explain it

OC started talkin some trash

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing. OC just yelled.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And kicked some dirt.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

1-1

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2-1

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck OC, dont make him dial up some more speed.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If he loses control, do it!

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't know he could throw that hard.

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

would have been better not to swing at the overthrown fastball

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is man time.

by expatnyc on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Could we trade for some?

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OC unable to back the trash-talk up.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Between AAA/MLB this year

Balfour has 82 IP, 33 H, 121 K

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's kinda good.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

twins missed him

by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Clearly he's got some cheat codes on.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he did not swing

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

farmer and stone said he did...

by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well harold reynolds said he didnt!

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

game, set, match stanchar.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

too bad that line didnt let him keep his job at espn

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

money player

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

brutal.........

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Way to look like a bitch OC

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's just nasty

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not sure I ever saw a first pitch

“trash talk.”

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What a fucking idiot this Cabrera is.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

another guy playing in his last few games in a sox uniform....

by stanchar on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was working out fine. balfour overthrew. should have been 3-1.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"should have been 3-1" ???????

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the count. after talking shit, balfour started dialing it up and missing the zone. should have been a 3-1 count if cabrera didn't go on that shit pitch. way different situation 3-1 bases loaded rather than 2-2.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HE CHECKED IT UP TOO, BAD CALL

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i disagree, but regardless he should have been nowhere near offering on that.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

IT WAS CLOSE, BAT NEVER WENT PAST THE PLATE

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he offered at it, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cabrera talks sh*t to his teammates

but whiffs with bases loaded and whiffs on hit and run attempt. not good

by The Scoper on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shouldawoulda coulda

talk is very cheap.

Let your bat do the talking.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Save the tough-guy talk for the Score

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And let OC save the tough-guy talk until after he manages to make contact once on the night.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's in the heat of the moment

If they were winning you wouldn’t give a shit.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i must have missed it when OC provided some tough talk today.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fine. but i think i like the matchup of balfour-cabrera better if balfour is peeved and overthrowing.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

coulda ended worse?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nevermind.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HE WAS TRYING TO FIRE UP BALFOUR

TO TRY AND GET HIM AMPED UP FOR THE AT-BAT. GENIUS IMO.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE BALFOUR SHOWING UP URIBE?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

balfour owned uribe. he should be pissed at uribe, not balfour. and then not be pissed at uribe once balfour owned him.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably should get him and javy and their kids together.

two birds, one stone.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Game ovah

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well OC

thanks for being one of the many Angels who sucked in ‘05. Otherwise, you’re a glorified Royce Clayton.

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was completely full of suck.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

god, what an asshole

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 runners, 2 shots, 1 out, 0 runs.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They have cheerleaders too?

Fun for the whole family!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fugly, too.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There were too many distractions out there

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that sucked

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Clayton Richard making Ozzie look foolish

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

maybe, but remember cr didn't get an out until the sox were down 3 runs already.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how many innings is this?

3? 4? certainly a lot better than javy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i said maybe. who knows how richard would have done? but he hasn't exactly busted balls in high leverage today. came in 5-3, gave up a run scoring hit, and then settled in.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

single? that coulda been anyone.

absence of hard hits and walks is the first measure. he’s met that tonight.

…that said it’s not like that was super predictable. he’s definitely sucked this year already.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and the single was a grounder up the box that he could have had

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The argument is pointless now I guess

But it’s a trend that TB sucks against LHP, Javy was shitty for multiple starts, and it’s a huge game. Worst case scenario for Richard would have been, what maybe a couple more runs than what the Rays have now?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it could have been anyone, but it was the guy with the whip north of 1.50. fuck, maybe he would have pitched a perfect game.

i just don’t get this “he’s done well while the game was 6-3, so therefore he would have kicked ass starting the game.”

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forget it - they're on a roll.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

totally agree with that

the mere fact he pitched well when he did doesn’t mean a thing.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

True, but back to back left-handers against the Rays?

If Richard gets rocked, how is it any different than starting Javy?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a little diffferent coming in with the pressure severely dialed down

rather than starting. But 20/20 away.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dn

it’s still the playoffs and it’s relatively close.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, no pressure there.

psych

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know about that, start richard game fucking 1, yeah javy sucked the last few games, but this game 1

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and how much money is he making this year?

he better be able to make a decent turn in the rotation during the playoffs.

…this is crazy, i don’t even sound like me. stupid javy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't get me wrong, i'm still pissed at javy, but you gotta go with what you have. starting clayton richard would be too unconventional...

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not having an out pitch is a serious problem.

one that’s made him look like serious shit at times.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

5Ks in 2.2

what’s he getting them out with?

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a not-out pitch.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they're getting sonnanstined

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's done this before

and then gone through stretches of pure suck.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so you have a quick hook.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i agree, he has not always been lights out.

what the fuck is your point?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck if i know.

are we debating whether or not javy should have started? i’m not taking either side in that since i haven’t looked at it in depth. it’s pretty easy to make the claim that he should have at this point though.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

clayton has pitched well today. better than javy. no conclusions to be drawn. just the reality of the situation.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm with you there.

but i don’t think there’s much disagreement over that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if anything, ozzie could've put him in earlier before javy gave up 2 more runs...

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i believe that's going to be my lasting memory of cabrera

that was totally uncalled for. it’s hard to root for a guy who does something like that.
i’m almost glad he struck out, unfortunately it only hurts the sox right there.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

what exactly did he do?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

harold didn't like it either...

he kinda kicked dirt in the box after the first pitch…and it looks like he was trying to kick it at balfour

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

After a ball outside, he kicked dirt toward Balfour

Then Balfour said something like “Do something” or along those lines. They both just stood there pointing at eachother and yelling from a distance. Joe West held OC back, they went back to the box, and contiued the AB.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, if you don't back it up, you look like an idiot.

And if you do, you are an intense competitor who fires up his team. I have no problem with the style. I do if you don’t produce.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The worst part is

that after OC struck out. Balfour pointed at him and started yelling in celebration. I thought OC would charge him.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

balfour said, "what the fuck is your problem?"

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What was uncalled for? Can't see the game.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OCAB WAS PISSED BALFOUR STARTED DANCING AFTER HE STRUCK OUT URIBE.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THANK YOU, SoB.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i missed that

so if that’s true, what cabrera did is a little more understandable, but still way too much.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I missed that too, all he did was strike him out

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

STARTED FIST PUMPING AND SCREAMING

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHAT, LIKE THIS?

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

LIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEE THIISSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

after the 1st pitch a foot outside

cabrera kicked a bunch of dirt (mixed with batters box chalk) towards balfour and started yelling at him to throw him a strike.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well clayton apparently should have started.

crap.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and people laughed. oh, the irony.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AT ME OF COURSE, I SHOULD MANAGE THE SOX

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that...was called for, but we like you for being the idiot you can be most of the time

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this Pierzynskirules?

Welcome back, sweetheart! Missed your clever retorts.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

siding with hawk can make that happen.

apparently hawk isn’t a complete maroon? or blind squirrel syndrome?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

perhaps both.

he’s watched javy as much as we have. he also knows the rays don’t like lefties. it’s probably more of the “javy has no balls thing” but whether javy has no balls or is flying open or whatever it wasn’t a ridiculous thing to say. which is what many people on here were asserting.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not ridiculous,

but not a lead-pipe cinch he’s be doing now as the starter today.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't think that's the argument people were making when they were mocking hawk.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk didn't say it

But I think the implication was that Javy lost the respect of his teammates after Ozzie called him out and he flopped.

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't remember what i said, if anything

so i don’t think i have a dog in this here fight. either way, i don’t think our odds were stupendous to win game 1.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahah, he scared the hell out of Ozzie.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i personally liked cabrera givin lip

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

This isn't fucking basketball.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed but

the rest of the team seemed to act like the game was over

oc showed some intensity and hopefully fired up the tema a bit

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

guess we're watching different games.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

that was an intense strikeout by oc.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and did you ever consider that the team he fired up

may be the other one?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

troof.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The lineup is going through the motions

Anything to get them going.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

REC'D

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i, personally, would rather have seen him

shut his fucking mouth and get a motherfucking hit in a crucial situation.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU WANNA SEE ME FIRED UP?!?

IM FUCKING FIRED UP!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Stay away from the box of wine...

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOX OF WINE IS IN FULL EFFECT.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't really care what cabrera did prior to striking out.

it’s the K that pisses me off.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am disappointed in a nation that allows there

to be two seasons of FrankTV.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What he says isn't that funny

but his impersonations are dead on.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Be that as it may, if it isn't funny, what's the point?

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't figure out who he's impersonating during commercials

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Al Pacino, George Bush, Robert DeNiro, a bunch others....

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, that one is Al Pacino? I guess it is. Still not funny.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, thank you - they should have captions identifying them

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

TBS gave it another shot

after the writers strike derailed season 1

But it needs to die. He should stop learning impressions and write some fucking jokes.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they don't write themselve?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Hey! I'm talkin' like George Bush! That's really funny-like! See how I used bad grammar there?

That probably reminds you of somethin’ he would say! Why aintcha laughin’ yet?"

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Summary of Real Earned Runs.

White Sox 3
Rays 3

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

javy is just a flat out loser!

by The Scoper on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

better score...

or all i have to look forward to is Tina Fey shitting her pants tonite

by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Emmy winner - best comedy

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Wise gets on base

Expect a lot of good things this inning.

My word is born

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well nothing good is happening now

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Motivational . . .

Maybe Balfour’s histrionics will motivate the Sox the way the Twins celebrating like they had won the World Series after the sweep . . .

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA Pinch hitter

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA will come thru

by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the wave??

understandable if this is your first ever baseball game.

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I call that the DEVASTATOR! There it is right there! (3-1 count). Well..."

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA loves him some Florida honeys

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs