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let's do this.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

putting on my shoes. i'll be there in 15.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't think i won't ask you to return the favor.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a cashew

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon you fucking fuck!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No more Griffey

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

done

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

since the hat change

alexi walks aj gets hit by pitch…….

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks jr.

ya fuck

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

start him in cf?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jr

Really shouldn’t be in this game any longer

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

no. comment.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pissed you didn't see the resemblance?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

never seen what she looks like

but considering what kind of character simone is on frisky dingo…glllll.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks exactly like her.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wikipedia Christina Kahrl

Damn

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know who she was

Now I do, the joke was pretty sweet.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griffey fial

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha - Alexei BB: Apocalypse Now

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's polish power time

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Che can has patience?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's...adapting.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAPTORS CAN OPEN DOORS

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s a small sample of 94 at-bats, but it appears as if his plate discipline picked up a bit, with his highest monthly Isolated Patience of the year at .062, and he did still manage to match his monthly high with six homers. (Sept.)

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who plays 3rd?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grounding out in 3 pitches

Or 8 pitches, what’s the difference?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we all chant aj together over the internet?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ is into this game

I’d be down for him to be into a tie

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

new pitcherrrrr

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Booing AJ makes him stronger

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he step into that (just have gameday) ?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kind of

not enough for the ump to notice…. he definately took one for the team…. btw balfour a tough tough cookie here

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

got clipped on the knee-pit but turned his back to ‘avoid’ it

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oo-Oo-OOOOOOOOORibe!

Let’s go big guy!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

espn just taught me

juan is hitting .388 with RISP this year

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is there nothing we can't learn when we look to the east?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this where i make a uribe is fat joke and annoy larry?

or do i just comment mumble mumble mumble, i wouldnt mind him back mumble mumble?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Balfour has been great all year

Too bad he’s due for some wild pitches

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They did

In May

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they're twins!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm seeing carl's picture right now in my head...come on juany

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balfour vs. Uribe isn't a fair matchup

Can we get like 7 strikes?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i only see one set of footprints....

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balfour is unhittable

Absolutely unhittable…don’t think anyone will ever hit him AGAIN…EVER

by the wolf on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if Alexei can walk...

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heres the ballgame

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Balfour's # are crazy

he basically did the same thing for 4 straight months…and he was untouchable in AAA before the promotion.

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn!

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brootal

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

channeling ssh?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Overkill

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Scheißdreck

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If this were strat-o-matic

Uribe would have had about a 5% chance of reaching base

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hold on, this guy's money

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon you mercenary fuck

earn your pay

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

LOVE THE INTENSITY

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What just happened?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cant really explain it

OC started talkin some trash

by Jbasic89 on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

would have been better not to swing at the overthrown fastball

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Between AAA/MLB this year

Balfour has 82 IP, 33 H, 121 K

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's kinda good.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did not swing

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

game, set, match stanchar.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad that line didnt let him keep his job at espn

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

money player

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brutal.........

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's just nasty

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not sure I ever saw a first pitch

“trash talk.”

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a fucking idiot this Cabrera is.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it was working out fine. balfour overthrew. should have been 3-1.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"should have been 3-1" ???????

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE CHECKED IT UP TOO, BAD CALL

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i disagree, but regardless he should have been nowhere near offering on that.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT WAS CLOSE, BAT NEVER WENT PAST THE PLATE

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think he offered at it, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cabrera talks sh*t to his teammates

but whiffs with bases loaded and whiffs on hit and run attempt. not good

by The Scoper on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldawoulda coulda

talk is very cheap.

Let your bat do the talking.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Save the tough-guy talk for the Score

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's in the heat of the moment

If they were winning you wouldn’t give a shit.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

coulda ended worse?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE WAS TRYING TO FIRE UP BALFOUR

TO TRY AND GET HIM AMPED UP FOR THE AT-BAT. GENIUS IMO.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE BALFOUR SHOWING UP URIBE?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

balfour owned uribe. he should be pissed at uribe, not balfour. and then not be pissed at uribe once balfour owned him.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably should get him and javy and their kids together.

two birds, one stone.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well OC

thanks for being one of the many Angels who sucked in ‘05. Otherwise, you’re a glorified Royce Clayton.

by Bull Pain on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was completely full of suck.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god, what an asshole

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have cheerleaders too?

Fun for the whole family!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fugly, too.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clayton Richard making Ozzie look foolish

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe, but remember cr didn't get an out until the sox were down 3 runs already.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many innings is this?

3? 4? certainly a lot better than javy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

single? that coulda been anyone.

absence of hard hits and walks is the first measure. he’s met that tonight.

…that said it’s not like that was super predictable. he’s definitely sucked this year already.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the single was a grounder up the box that he could have had

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The argument is pointless now I guess

But it’s a trend that TB sucks against LHP, Javy was shitty for multiple starts, and it’s a huge game. Worst case scenario for Richard would have been, what maybe a couple more runs than what the Rays have now?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it could have been anyone, but it was the guy with the whip north of 1.50. fuck, maybe he would have pitched a perfect game.

i just don’t get this “he’s done well while the game was 6-3, so therefore he would have kicked ass starting the game.”

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forget it - they're on a roll.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally agree with that

the mere fact he pitched well when he did doesn’t mean a thing.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, but back to back left-handers against the Rays?

If Richard gets rocked, how is it any different than starting Javy?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a little diffferent coming in with the pressure severely dialed down

rather than starting. But 20/20 away.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dn

it’s still the playoffs and it’s relatively close.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, no pressure there.

psych

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and how much money is he making this year?

he better be able to make a decent turn in the rotation during the playoffs.

…this is crazy, i don’t even sound like me. stupid javy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not having an out pitch is a serious problem.

one that’s made him look like serious shit at times.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5Ks in 2.2

what’s he getting them out with?

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a not-out pitch.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they're getting sonnanstined

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's done this before

and then gone through stretches of pure suck.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you have a quick hook.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree, he has not always been lights out.

what the fuck is your point?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck if i know.

are we debating whether or not javy should have started? i’m not taking either side in that since i haven’t looked at it in depth. it’s pretty easy to make the claim that he should have at this point though.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clayton has pitched well today. better than javy. no conclusions to be drawn. just the reality of the situation.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm with you there.

but i don’t think there’s much disagreement over that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe that's going to be my lasting memory of cabrera

that was totally uncalled for. it’s hard to root for a guy who does something like that.
i’m almost glad he struck out, unfortunately it only hurts the sox right there.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what exactly did he do?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

harold didn't like it either...

he kinda kicked dirt in the box after the first pitch…and it looks like he was trying to kick it at balfour

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After a ball outside, he kicked dirt toward Balfour

Then Balfour said something like “Do something” or along those lines. They both just stood there pointing at eachother and yelling from a distance. Joe West held OC back, they went back to the box, and contiued the AB.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if you don't back it up, you look like an idiot.

And if you do, you are an intense competitor who fires up his team. I have no problem with the style. I do if you don’t produce.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst part is

that after OC struck out. Balfour pointed at him and started yelling in celebration. I thought OC would charge him.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

balfour said, "what the fuck is your problem?"

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was uncalled for? Can't see the game.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OCAB WAS PISSED BALFOUR STARTED DANCING AFTER HE STRUCK OUT URIBE.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU, SoB.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i missed that

so if that’s true, what cabrera did is a little more understandable, but still way too much.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed that too, all he did was strike him out

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STARTED FIST PUMPING AND SCREAMING

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT, LIKE THIS?

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

LIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEE THIISSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

after the 1st pitch a foot outside

cabrera kicked a bunch of dirt (mixed with batters box chalk) towards balfour and started yelling at him to throw him a strike.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well clayton apparently should have started.

crap.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and people laughed. oh, the irony.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Pierzynskirules?

Welcome back, sweetheart! Missed your clever retorts.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

siding with hawk can make that happen.

apparently hawk isn’t a complete maroon? or blind squirrel syndrome?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps both.

he’s watched javy as much as we have. he also knows the rays don’t like lefties. it’s probably more of the “javy has no balls thing” but whether javy has no balls or is flying open or whatever it wasn’t a ridiculous thing to say. which is what many people on here were asserting.

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not ridiculous,

but not a lead-pipe cinch he’s be doing now as the starter today.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk didn't say it

But I think the implication was that Javy lost the respect of his teammates after Ozzie called him out and he flopped.

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't remember what i said, if anything

so i don’t think i have a dog in this here fight. either way, i don’t think our odds were stupendous to win game 1.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't fucking basketball.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed but

the rest of the team seemed to act like the game was over

oc showed some intensity and hopefully fired up the tema a bit

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess we're watching different games.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that was an intense strikeout by oc.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and did you ever consider that the team he fired up

may be the other one?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

troof.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lineup is going through the motions

Anything to get them going.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC'D

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i, personally, would rather have seen him

shut his fucking mouth and get a motherfucking hit in a crucial situation.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU WANNA SEE ME FIRED UP?!?

IM FUCKING FIRED UP!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay away from the box of wine...

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOX OF WINE IS IN FULL EFFECT.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't really care what cabrera did prior to striking out.

it’s the K that pisses me off.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TBS gave it another shot

after the writers strike derailed season 1

But it needs to die. He should stop learning impressions and write some fucking jokes.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they don't write themselve?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Hey! I'm talkin' like George Bush! That's really funny-like! See how I used bad grammar there?

That probably reminds you of somethin’ he would say! Why aintcha laughin’ yet?"

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Summary of Real Earned Runs.

White Sox 3
Rays 3

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

better score...

or all i have to look forward to is Tina Fey shitting her pants tonite

by RoyEgan on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Emmy winner - best comedy

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Wise gets on base

Expect a lot of good things this inning.

My word is born

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Motivational . . .

Maybe Balfour’s histrionics will motivate the Sox the way the Twins celebrating like they had won the World Series after the sweep . . .

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the wave??

understandable if this is your first ever baseball game.

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BA loves him some Florida honeys

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

remember last year when I thought we might be able to steal Howell from the Rays in a trade

or the year before, when I thought they might be willing to part with Sonnanstine

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was....

awesome dumb

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But but but

he once pitched for Kansas City…..

by El Duque's Raft on Oct 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ba could hardly even attempt to sell that it was a ball.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well at least it wasn't a strike i guess.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the ball in the dirt's our favorite

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JD loves that pitch

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this March Madness

I didn’t know the playoffs were over

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erstadian

4 PAs 4 weak groundballs to the right side

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just need to win one of three at TB and hold serve at the Cell

piece o’ cake, not to worry boys

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, Wise

for not making today completely embarrassing.

by Cold Snowden on Oct 2, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

once we went up 3-1...

…it was imperative we get out of next half inning while giving up 0 runs and javy gave it right back

by The Scoper on Oct 2, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and more.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it would have been nice if he just pitched well

regardless of outcome.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why was Wise

pinch hit for?? He’s the only one to do anything, besides that cocksucker Cabrera

by ozzieball12 on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nasty lefty.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw

i think clayton has picked up his tempo, which i think will probably help his stuff. that stiff ass leg kick that he rocks has a little less stiffness to it and i think it lets him turn better.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

since...always?

that’s the one thing he’s always gotten praise for.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dn

but he’s got a long track record at this point. and coop’s his right hand man back there.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Left Danksy in 2 days ago when many of us (incl. me) wanted him out

after 6 or 7. Ozzie’s been managing the staff very well.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring in Nessie - we need a win!

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 2, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is a guy who knows his shit.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he's

still gotta get a ring!

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Ozzie

Please put AJ back in the 2-hole and let Wise leadoff if everyone else is going to go 0 for 2008

k? thanks

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

too high for fatty

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i miss nick magic.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in his final trick, he pulled some "now you see me, now you don't" shit.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aztec tomb ftw

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ILLUSIONS, michael.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was "now you see me, now you see griffey" shit

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

rime of the ancient mariner?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now you see me, now you see the ghost of junior

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also: this is definitely a try out for next year for clayton

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes and yes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no fair. the flyer said tryouts wouldn't be until after spring break.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true

if you dump Javy for a non-pitcher, it’s good to know this kid has the sax – he’s handled this very well today.

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richard shouldn't be seen as anything better than a 5 starter

no matter the result. But yeah, he’s got some cojones.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if he's a 5th

now you only have one rotation spot to fill instead of 2

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

just making sure we don’t wishcast overly

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kind of moot anyway

we don’t trade Javy unless it’s an overwhelming offer, he’s probably Type A after next year.

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah there's no way we're giving up pitching

after Count went down for the…um…count.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why I don't understand Ozzie calling him out in public

if he fials, then what? Javy wants to come back here next year? I don’t think so.

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to motivate him, perhaps?

Winter is a long time. Spring comes, all will be forgotten.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

understanding Ozzie is apparently hopeless

see: Griffey Jr., Ken

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The risk/reward is way out of whack in both cases

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's to understand?

Ozzie’s always gone for the vets. He likes L/R matchups. He doesn’t like young, blonde guys. He challenges guys (including his boss) in public when he’s frustrated. He’s the center of attention. Same Ozzie we’ve always seen.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swish isn't a vet?

there’s no explaining why Griffey is in center.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, pardner, you got me there.

Neither can I.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It ain't over till Uribe sings . . .

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 2, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For Javy...

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep. Not a fan of JV, though he did well last year when everyone else was sucking.

Hmmmm…

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welp Clayton was good enough for a while

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

walk/bean Longoria for the rest of the series?

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's just wait until he comes home and kill his family

and his friends and everyone that owes his money.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has no family.

He is a Cyborg. He’s from a lab.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

can we assimilate his ass?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cy richard's line might end up taking a hit here...

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cubs are a terrible example of passion, Bank of America.

We all saw their fans whimper through yesterday’s game.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate cub fans

this douche jumped up and yelled every time a cub hit a ball in the air when it was merely a shallow fly ball…

by The Scoper on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think the Sox should trade Vazquez.

Yes, he folded like a bitch down the stretch, but if Floyd and Danks continue where they left off last year, Javy could just simply be a serviceable, if expensive, fourth or even fifth starter. Don’t let him pitch in the postseason, skip his start for the rest of the year, etc.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ONE.OUT.

and we gotta chance.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie loves national TV

Always gives em a little more extra personality

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dotel with the bases loaded

Entertainment shall follow

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

800

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

278

inside the park

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but not make it to the fence?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, he's not in the game there, buddy

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's obviously a blooper to CF

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's just going to keep taking really high hops

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck entropy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

entropy is a serious bitch.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way. maybe 2nd base, though.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS GAME IS KENNY WILLIAMS FAULT.

HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRADED FOR THAT LOSER VASQUEZ! MAN IF DON COOPER COULDN’T HELP HIM OUT NOBODY CAN.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE SHOULD NEVER HAD TRADED EL DUQUE!!!!!!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there we go - must.have.baserunners

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't think you get enough credit for understanding the purpose of this game.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, I'll bite - which is?

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing to bite on. was just playing off your truism.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, I thought I got whooshed there

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man I miss the Four Horsemen

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Octopus

No matter how much he’s hated here

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Impressive...now let's get grindy.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CO, LSSGDMFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s go, go, go Whi9te Sos, we’re with you all the way…………

CSATB

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

need a 9 spot.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CSATB?

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Konerko grand slam right here

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2005 is like so yesterday.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there anyway to track the recs that users get for their comments?

we should keep a running total. maybe cheat could find some real contributing authors.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

wheeler? this POS is their closer now?

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep. Better than Percy.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*injured percy

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dotel. Wheeler.

It’s the battle of former Astros setup men!

Where’s Chad Qualls?

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i found brad lidge

he’s apparently “not shitty”

weird i know.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucked yesterday.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

He’s better than a healthy Percy. I believe Bull Pain and I said Balfour should be closing when Rays were playing the Twinks last week. Not sure why their roles aren’t flipped.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, whoooosh me, because I don't know what the hell you are saying.

Oh, sarcasm.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE JAVY CHOKED AGAIN.

DFA HIM NOW. NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting note of the day. this wasn't much worse than hobby's two previous playoff starts.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the main difference is they didn't pile onto the bullpen today

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul.

You’re no AJ.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RESIGN O'CAB

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

RE-SIGN

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was fun

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Paulie!!!!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally killer.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Paulie Baby!

At bat of the month!

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB

Now everybody else has seen all of Wheeler’s pitches.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Helped a lot.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paulie says

read books kids!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 pitch. weak ass fly to left.

please stop playing this mfer.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy knows that he's talking about!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get off the sauce.

2 pitchs.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

srsly?

my bad. let him play.

let him play.

let him play.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude knows how to take a pitch.

Unfortunately, if you throw anything but that one pitch, he’s swingin’ and missin’.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll allow it

NOT

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE

makes the lineup.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i emailed ozzie and told him not to

and have emailed the assorted beat writers to see if they know. obviously they don’t and haven’t asked.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

What is the % Swish starts tomorrow?

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lefty?

decent. could be in left or center. hopefully we get the BA-Swish Lineup that we should.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every game since we acquired him

Was either lost because of him or won in spite of him.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

griffey:

“just put your glove up in the air like this, and ill do the rest.”

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why oh why did Cuddyer run on that shallow-ass fly to center???

Worst thing that could have happened re: Griffey’s PT in the playoffs.

I blame the fucking overaggressive Twins. Assholes derailing our playoff hopes from the grave.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, it's a new year, Joist.

Don’t make your atonement in a week any longer than it already is.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HERE WE GO MOTHER FUCKERS

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would it be so bad to just put Q! in the lineup

He’d get HBP, thus get on base more than Griffey

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if it was only one AB

and they talked up how he was healthy beforehand, there might be something gained by that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrecked

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aj gonna come up with a 3 run homer right here

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Joeeeeeeeeeee Credeeeeeeeeeeeeee when you need him?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Announcers seem to be showing some Rays bias. Paulie hits a home run,

the call is muted and flat. Che strikes out, and the guy’s larynx orgasms.

by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The announcer has been flat for all home run calls

Hawk he is not.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a game that we've been down no more than 3 runs the entire time

we sure are doom and gloom.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

boosh…

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sound surprised. Have you been on this site for very long?

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because Javy=depressoin?

Especially since this was a winnable game where the starting pitching failed, and the offense didn’t feel like picking up the slack.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well shitfuck

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we'll give 'em this one

MB goes tomorrow, bring it on baby

you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?

by ChicagoPete on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I wrong to put so much emphasis on the ball over GS's head?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he sure done was playing shallow...

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only saw the play once,

but it looked like he got to about 4 – 5 feet of it. IMO Anderson’s got to get that.

Who knows.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy,

if we only coulda got to Swisher.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!!!

BA in center tomorrow Ozzie! Give that old fuck an offseason off!

by ozzieball12 on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Buehrle gets them tomorrow

The night is darkest before the dawn no?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

tell us about it. fuck he’s bad

by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck he's terrible

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Subtlety is not recognized after a loss, AEG.

Much better pre-game.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you just "watch" it on Gameday and have such low expectations coming in, it's hard to get too exorcised.

Vazquez is a useless, sad sack of shit of a ballplayer. There are only so many times/ways that can be said.

by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1

To the Angels

by Option27 on Oct 2, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

11-1.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

11 wins 1 loss

equals 12

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those of you scoring at home, javy has had one season of better than replacement level ERA+ in the last 5 years.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 2, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

... and for a 90-loss team.

Javy is the exception that proves the rule that, by the time you reach the majors, you’ve weeded out all the head cases. There’s just too much evidence to the contrary in his case.

by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to not think it was that simple...he pitched well 2nd half of 2006

In games where the Sox were still contending for playoffs, so I didn’t really buy into the “can’t pitch in big games” stuff. But I’m definitely starting to waver on that.

by hitlesswonder on Oct 2, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fun facts about 2006 (Twins and Tigers finished above us that year of course):

Javy vs. Tigers: 0-1, 7.50 ERA (only 1 game)
Javy vs. Twins: 0-4, 6.83 ERA (5 games)
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/psplit.cgi?n1=vazquja01&year=2006

He did pitch well against Kansas City, though (2-1, 2.25 ERA). So he had that going for him. Which was nice.

by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, career-wise, he OWNS KC.

So maybe he’d like Detroit as his new home. Cheap real estate, power vacuum with the mayor going to jail, cheap cars. I think it’s a fit.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not ours to win today.

Dome/road/turf three-headed monster, Shields (best) vs. Javy (worst). MB squares all. Sleep well. Plus, I am dressing as larry’s Mom tomorrow. (larry, I know you already have the undergarments – just bring them to the hotel this time.)

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 4:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How far is the park from

Mons Venus.

My POR in Tampa.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Oct 2, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Far.

Trop is in St. Pete, off I-175. Mons in in Tampa, across from RJ Stadium, off I-275. Big bridge to traverse. Definitely gotta drive.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks, but we'll get the next 3

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least 3 of the next 4. But tomorrow is key.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

emphasizing the import of the game you're going to ftw!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey crackhead, what exactly is an "import of the game you're going to"?

OPOS

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm headed to the game tomorrow.

So. It’s. Important. Because. I . Will. Be. There. (According to Toondernuts.)

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but are you actually an import?

I guess larry could be considered one, but you live right there. No importing necessary. ;)

Bring us home a winner!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't help wondering if maybe a pvt. pyle soap 'n socks evening isn't in order for hobby.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL. Rec'd.

If you guaranteed me the ending would be the same I’d go do it myself. A little midnight recon.

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pardon?

Bags juiced and 1 out is not competitive? Screaming at the pitcher, who screams back? Not competitive?

What are you, a Crip or something?

No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5

by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"What are you, a Crip or something?"

ROFL!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take your word for it

cause I have no idea what you mean by blood mos def

I know what a blood is, I know who mos def is (wisely enough, I might add), but blood mos def has got me scratching my head

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is a blood. most definitely. no rapper involved.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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