3 More for 3 More
by The Cheat on Oct 2, 2008 3:45 PM CDT
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let's do this.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
putting on my shoes. i'll be there in 15.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
don't think i won't ask you to return the favor.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm a cashew
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
No more Griffey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
since the hat change
alexi walks aj gets hit by pitch…….
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
thanks jr.
ya fuck
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
can't hit, can't field, what do ya do - can't hit, can't field, what do ya do
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
start him in cf?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
wow.
no. comment.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
pissed you didn't see the resemblance?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
never seen what she looks like
but considering what kind of character simone is on frisky dingo…glllll.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Wikipedia Christina Kahrl
Damn
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
so what, she's well respected in the field no?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know who she was
Now I do, the joke was pretty sweet.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Griffey fial
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
it's polish power time
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
RAPTORS CAN OPEN DOORS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
who plays 3rd?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Grounding out in 3 pitches
Or 8 pitches, what’s the difference?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
can we all chant aj together over the internet?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Booing AJ makes him stronger
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
No
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
espn just taught me
juan is hitting .388 with RISP this year
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
is there nothing we can't learn when we look to the east?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
is this where i make a uribe is fat joke and annoy larry?
or do i just comment mumble mumble mumble, i wouldnt mind him back mumble mumble?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Balfour has been great all year
Too bad he’s due for some wild pitches
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
They did
In May
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm seeing carl's picture right now in my head...come on juany
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Balfour's # are crazy
he basically did the same thing for 4 straight months…and he was untouchable in AAA before the promotion.
damnit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Brootal
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
channeling ssh?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
cmon you mercenary fuck
earn your pay
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
What just happened?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
would have been better not to swing at the overthrown fastball
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Between AAA/MLB this year
Balfour has 82 IP, 33 H, 121 K
that's kinda good.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he did not swing
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
game, set, match stanchar.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
too bad that line didnt let him keep his job at espn
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
brutal.........
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
That's just nasty
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Not sure I ever saw a first pitch
“trash talk.”
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
What a fucking idiot this Cabrera is.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
it was working out fine. balfour overthrew. should have been 3-1.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"should have been 3-1" ???????
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
the count. after talking shit, balfour started dialing it up and missing the zone. should have been a 3-1 count if cabrera didn't go on that shit pitch. way different situation 3-1 bases loaded rather than 2-2.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
HE CHECKED IT UP TOO, BAD CALL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
i disagree, but regardless he should have been nowhere near offering on that.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
IT WAS CLOSE, BAT NEVER WENT PAST THE PLATE
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i think he offered at it, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
cabrera talks sh*t to his teammates
but whiffs with bases loaded and whiffs on hit and run attempt. not good
Shouldawoulda coulda
talk is very cheap.
Let your bat do the talking.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Save the tough-guy talk for the Score
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And let OC save the tough-guy talk until *after* he manages to make contact once on the night.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It's in the heat of the moment
If they were winning you wouldn’t give a shit.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
fine. but i think i like the matchup of balfour-cabrera better if balfour is peeved and overthrowing.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
coulda ended worse?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
nevermind.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
HE WAS TRYING TO FIRE UP BALFOUR
TO TRY AND GET HIM AMPED UP FOR THE AT-BAT. GENIUS IMO.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
WHY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE BALFOUR SHOWING UP URIBE?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
balfour owned uribe. he should be pissed at uribe, not balfour. and then not be pissed at uribe once balfour owned him.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
probably should get him and javy and their kids together.
two birds, one stone.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
Well OC
thanks for being one of the many Angels who sucked in ‘05. Otherwise, you’re a glorified Royce Clayton.
that was completely full of suck.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
They have cheerleaders too?
Fun for the whole family!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Fugly, too.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Clayton Richard making Ozzie look foolish
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
maybe, but remember cr didn't get an out until the sox were down 3 runs already.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
how many innings is this?
3? 4? certainly a lot better than javy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i said maybe. who knows how richard would have done? but he hasn't exactly busted balls in high leverage today. came in 5-3, gave up a run scoring hit, and then settled in.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
single? that coulda been anyone.
absence of hard hits and walks is the first measure. he’s met that tonight.
…that said it’s not like that was super predictable. he’s definitely sucked this year already.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and the single was a grounder up the box that he could have had
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
The argument is pointless now I guess
But it’s a trend that TB sucks against LHP, Javy was shitty for multiple starts, and it’s a huge game. Worst case scenario for Richard would have been, what maybe a couple more runs than what the Rays have now?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
it could have been anyone, but it was the guy with the whip north of 1.50. fuck, maybe he would have pitched a perfect game.
i just don’t get this “he’s done well while the game was 6-3, so therefore he would have kicked ass starting the game.”
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget it - they're on a roll.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
totally agree with that
the mere fact he pitched well when he did doesn’t mean a thing.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
True, but back to back left-handers against the Rays?
If Richard gets rocked, how is it any different than starting Javy?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a little diffferent coming in with the pressure severely dialed down
rather than starting. But 20/20 away.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
yeah, no pressure there.
psych
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i don't know about that, start richard game fucking 1, yeah javy sucked the last few games, but this game 1
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
and how much money is he making this year?
he better be able to make a decent turn in the rotation during the playoffs.
…this is crazy, i don’t even sound like me. stupid javy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
don't get me wrong, i'm still pissed at javy, but you gotta go with what you have. starting clayton richard would be too unconventional...
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
not having an out pitch is a serious problem.
one that’s made him look like serious shit at times.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
a not-out pitch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
they're getting sonnanstined
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
he's done this before
and then gone through stretches of pure suck.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i agree, he has not always been lights out.
what the fuck is your point?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fuck if i know.
are we debating whether or not javy should have started? i’m not taking either side in that since i haven’t looked at it in depth. it’s pretty easy to make the claim that he should have at this point though.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
clayton has pitched well today. better than javy. no conclusions to be drawn. just the reality of the situation.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm with you there.
but i don’t think there’s much disagreement over that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i believe that's going to be my lasting memory of cabrera
that was totally uncalled for. it’s hard to root for a guy who does something like that.
i’m almost glad he struck out, unfortunately it only hurts the sox right there.
brian anderson would've caught that...
what exactly did he do?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
harold didn't like it either...
he kinda kicked dirt in the box after the first pitch…and it looks like he was trying to kick it at balfour
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
After a ball outside, he kicked dirt toward Balfour
Then Balfour said something like “Do something” or along those lines. They both just stood there pointing at eachother and yelling from a distance. Joe West held OC back, they went back to the box, and contiued the AB.
Well, if you don't back it up, you look like an idiot.
And if you do, you are an intense competitor who fires up his team. I have no problem with the style. I do if you don’t produce.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
The worst part is
that after OC struck out. Balfour pointed at him and started yelling in celebration. I thought OC would charge him.
balfour said, "what the fuck is your problem?"
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What was uncalled for? Can't see the game.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
OCAB WAS PISSED BALFOUR STARTED DANCING AFTER HE STRUCK OUT URIBE.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
THANK YOU, SoB.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i missed that
so if that’s true, what cabrera did is a little more understandable, but still way too much.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I missed that too, all he did was strike him out
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
STARTED FIST PUMPING AND SCREAMING
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
LIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEE THIISSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!
the sox out-talled their opponent.
after the 1st pitch a foot outside
cabrera kicked a bunch of dirt (mixed with batters box chalk) towards balfour and started yelling at him to throw him a strike.
brian anderson would've caught that...
well clayton apparently should have started.
crap.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
AT ME OF COURSE, I SHOULD MANAGE THE SOX
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this Pierzynskirules?
Welcome back, sweetheart! Missed your clever retorts.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
siding with hawk can make that happen.
apparently hawk isn’t a complete maroon? or blind squirrel syndrome?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
perhaps both.
he’s watched javy as much as we have. he also knows the rays don’t like lefties. it’s probably more of the “javy has no balls thing” but whether javy has no balls or is flying open or whatever it wasn’t a ridiculous thing to say. which is what many people on here were asserting.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
Not ridiculous,
but not a lead-pipe cinch he’s be doing now as the starter today.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i don't think that's the argument people were making when they were mocking hawk.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
Hawk didn't say it
But I think the implication was that Javy lost the respect of his teammates after Ozzie called him out and he flopped.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
i don't remember what i said, if anything
so i don’t think i have a dog in this here fight. either way, i don’t think our odds were stupendous to win game 1.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
This isn't fucking basketball.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
agreed but
the rest of the team seemed to act like the game was over
oc showed some intensity and hopefully fired up the tema a bit
guess we're watching different games.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
and did you ever consider that the team he fired up
may be the other one?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
troof.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The lineup is going through the motions
Anything to get them going.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
REC'D
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i, personally, would rather have seen him
shut his fucking mouth and get a motherfucking hit in a crucial situation.
brian anderson would've caught that...
YOU WANNA SEE ME FIRED UP?!?
IM FUCKING FIRED UP!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions
Stay away from the box of wine...
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
BOX OF WINE IS IN FULL EFFECT.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't really care what cabrera did prior to striking out.
it’s the K that pisses me off.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
What he says isn't that funny
but his impersonations are dead on.
Be that as it may, if it isn't funny, what's the point?
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't figure out who he's impersonating during commercials
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
Oh, thank you - they should have captions identifying them
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
TBS gave it another shot
after the writers strike derailed season 1
But it needs to die. He should stop learning impressions and write some fucking jokes.
Lurking since 2006
they don't write themselve?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"Hey! I'm talkin' like George Bush! That's really funny-like! See how I used bad grammar there?
That probably reminds you of somethin’ he would say! Why aintcha laughin’ yet?"
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Summary of Real Earned Runs.
White Sox 3
Rays 3
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Motivational . . .
Maybe Balfour’s histrionics will motivate the Sox the way the Twins celebrating like they had won the World Series after the sweep . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
the wave??
understandable if this is your first ever baseball game.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
BA loves him some Florida honeys
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
remember last year when I thought we might be able to steal Howell from the Rays in a trade
or the year before, when I thought they might be willing to part with Sonnanstine
AIM: SouthSideCheat
But but but
he once pitched for Kansas City…..
by El Duque's Raft on Oct 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ba could hardly even attempt to sell that it was a ball.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
well at least it wasn't a strike i guess.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the ball in the dirt's our favorite
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
JD loves that pitch
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Is this March Madness
I didn’t know the playoffs were over
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
just need to win one of three at TB and hold serve at the Cell
piece o’ cake, not to worry boys
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
once we went up 3-1...
…it was imperative we get out of next half inning while giving up 0 runs and javy gave it right back
and more.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty much. We do that, we suck the wind out of them.
Instead, we handed them a comeback lead.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
it would have been nice if he just pitched well
regardless of outcome.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Why was Wise
pinch hit for?? He’s the only one to do anything, besides that cocksucker Cabrera
nasty lefty.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
btw
i think clayton has picked up his tempo, which i think will probably help his stuff. that stiff ass leg kick that he rocks has a little less stiffness to it and i think it lets him turn better.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
since...always?
that’s the one thing he’s always gotten praise for.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
when?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Left Danksy in 2 days ago when many of us (incl. me) wanted him out
after 6 or 7. Ozzie’s been managing the staff very well.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Bring in Nessie - we need a win!
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
this is a guy who knows his shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
But he's
still gotta get a ring!
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
and he can still has ringz even if he doesn't play in the gamez.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Ozzie
Please put AJ back in the 2-hole and let Wise leadoff if everyone else is going to go 0 for 2008
k? thanks
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
what are you talking about?
OC’s been great moving runners over and handling the bat
too high for fatty
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
if we can finish this game (likely a loss) without using our key bullpen guys, then this loss doesn't hurt that bad
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
i miss nick magic.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
in his final trick, he pulled some "now you see me, now you don't" shit.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
ILLUSIONS, michael.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was "now you see me, now you see griffey" shit
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
now you see me, now you see the ghost of junior
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
also: this is definitely a try out for next year for clayton
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yes and yes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
no fair. the flyer said tryouts wouldn't be until after spring break.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
very true
if you dump Javy for a non-pitcher, it’s good to know this kid has the sax – he’s handled this very well today.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
Richard shouldn't be seen as anything better than a 5 starter
no matter the result. But yeah, he’s got some cojones.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
even if he's a 5th
now you only have one rotation spot to fill instead of 2
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
agreed
just making sure we don’t wishcast overly
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
kind of moot anyway
we don’t trade Javy unless it’s an overwhelming offer, he’s probably Type A after next year.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
yeah there's no way we're giving up pitching
after Count went down for the…um…count.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's why I don't understand Ozzie calling him out in public
if he fials, then what? Javy wants to come back here next year? I don’t think so.
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
Trying to motivate him, perhaps?
Winter is a long time. Spring comes, all will be forgotten.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
understanding Ozzie is apparently hopeless
see: Griffey Jr., Ken
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
The risk/reward is way out of whack in both cases
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
What's to understand?
Ozzie’s always gone for the vets. He likes L/R matchups. He doesn’t like young, blonde guys. He challenges guys (including his boss) in public when he’s frustrated. He’s the center of attention. Same Ozzie we’ve always seen.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Swish isn't a vet?
there’s no explaining why Griffey is in center.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Well, pardner, you got me there.
Neither can I.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
It ain't over till Uribe sings . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
For Javy...
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Yep. Not a fan of JV, though he did well last year when everyone else was sucking.
Hmmmm…
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Welp Clayton was good enough for a while
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
So...
walk/bean Longoria for the rest of the series?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
let's just wait until he comes home and kill his family
and his friends and everyone that owes his money.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
He has no family.
He is a Cyborg. He’s from a lab.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
cy richard's line might end up taking a hit here...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Cubs are a terrible example of passion, Bank of America.
We all saw their fans whimper through yesterday’s game.
i hate cub fans
this douche jumped up and yelled every time a cub hit a ball in the air when it was merely a shallow fly ball…
I don't think the Sox should trade Vazquez.
Yes, he folded like a bitch down the stretch, but if Floyd and Danks continue where they left off last year, Javy could just simply be a serviceable, if expensive, fourth or even fifth starter. Don’t let him pitch in the postseason, skip his start for the rest of the year, etc.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
ONE.OUT.
and we gotta chance.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Dotel with the bases loaded
Entertainment shall follow
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Pool on how far the home run ball goes?
I say 370.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
800
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
but not make it to the fence?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
uh, he's not in the game there, buddy
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
it's obviously a blooper to CF
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
it's just going to keep taking really high hops
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck entropy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there was a baseball video game years ago where that would happen in the virtual metrodome. bouncing ball in infield would bounce over infielders and then over outfielders.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
no way. maybe 2nd base, though.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS GAME IS KENNY WILLIAMS FAULT.
HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRADED FOR THAT LOSER VASQUEZ! MAN IF DON COOPER COULDN’T HELP HIM OUT NOBODY CAN.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM CDT reply actions
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE SHOULD NEVER HAD TRADED EL DUQUE!!!!!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i don't think you get enough credit for understanding the purpose of this game.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing to bite on. was just playing off your truism.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Impressive...now let's get grindy.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
CO, LSSGDMFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s go, go, go Whi9te Sos, we’re with you all the way…………
CSATB
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
need a 9 spot.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
CSATB?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Konerko grand slam right here
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
2005 is like so yesterday.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
No
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
is there anyway to track the recs that users get for their comments?
we should keep a running total. maybe cheat could find some real contributing authors.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I had to shit. Then I got back and saw Griffey still in and then I had to shit again.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
He's a laxative. I'll have to remember to keep a photo of him in my wallet next time I visit a steakhouse
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Yep. Better than Percy.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Dotel. Wheeler.
It’s the battle of former Astros setup men!
Where’s Chad Qualls?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
i found brad lidge
he’s apparently “not shitty”
weird i know.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Sucked yesterday.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
I know.
He’s better than a healthy Percy. I believe Bull Pain and I said Balfour should be closing when Rays were playing the Twinks last week. Not sure why their roles aren’t flipped.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
balfour can't perform in the crazy atmosphere. just like dotel when he gave up that grand slam today in the playoffs.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, whoooosh me, because I don't know what the hell you are saying.
Oh, sarcasm.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE JAVY CHOKED AGAIN.
DFA HIM NOW. NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
interesting note of the day. this wasn't much worse than hobby's two previous playoff starts.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
the main difference is they didn't pile onto the bullpen today
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
Paul.
You’re no AJ.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
LOL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
RESIGN O'CAB
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
RE-SIGN
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions
Paulie!!!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Rally killer.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Great AB
Now everybody else has seen all of Wheeler’s pitches.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Helped a lot.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Paulie says
read books kids!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
1 pitch. weak ass fly to left.
please stop playing this mfer.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this guy knows that he's talking about!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Get off the sauce.
2 pitchs.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
srsly?
my bad. let him play.
let him play.
let him play.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Dude knows how to take a pitch.
Unfortunately, if you throw anything but that one pitch, he’s swingin’ and missin’.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll allow it
NOT
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Has anyone actually asked Ozzie why he keeps throwing that carcas out there in center?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i emailed ozzie and told him not to
and have emailed the assorted beat writers to see if they know. obviously they don’t and haven’t asked.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Seriously
What is the % Swish starts tomorrow?
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Every game since we acquired him
Was either lost because of him or won in spite of him.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Why oh why did Cuddyer run on that shallow-ass fly to center???
Worst thing that could have happened re: Griffey’s PT in the playoffs.
I blame the fucking overaggressive Twins. Assholes derailing our playoff hopes from the grave.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Hey, it's a new year, Joist.
Don’t make your atonement in a week any longer than it already is.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
HERE WE GO MOTHER FUCKERS
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions
Would it be so bad to just put Q! in the lineup
He’d get HBP, thus get on base more than Griffey
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
if it was only one AB
and they talked up how he was healthy beforehand, there might be something gained by that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that guy should have been WEARING the cow bell. holy fuck
by BoeJouma on Oct 2, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
aj gonna come up with a 3 run homer right here
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Where's Joeeeeeeeeeee Credeeeeeeeeeeeeee when you need him?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Announcers seem to be showing some Rays bias. Paulie hits a home run,
the call is muted and flat. Che strikes out, and the guy’s larynx orgasms.
The announcer has been flat for all home run calls
Hawk he is not.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
for a game that we've been down no more than 3 runs the entire time
we sure are doom and gloom.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Because we know it could be so much better, if not for, if not for, if not for.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 2, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
JAVY?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You sound surprised. Have you been on this site for very long?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Because Javy=depressoin?
Especially since this was a winnable game where the starting pitching failed, and the offense didn’t feel like picking up the slack.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
we'll give 'em this one
MB goes tomorrow, bring it on baby
you're full of shit and you’re old. how do you plead?
Am I wrong to put so much emphasis on the ball over GS's head?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
he sure done was playing shallow...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I only saw the play once,
but it looked like he got to about 4 – 5 feet of it. IMO Anderson’s got to get that.
Who knows.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Boy,
if we only coulda got to Swisher.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
NO!!!
BA in center tomorrow Ozzie! Give that old fuck an offseason off!
Buehrle gets them tomorrow
The night is darkest before the dawn no?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I have some issues with Javier Vazquez.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
fuck he's terrible
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Subtlety is not recognized after a loss, AEG.
Much better pre-game.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
When you just "watch" it on Gameday and have such low expectations coming in, it's hard to get too exorcised.
Vazquez is a useless, sad sack of shit of a ballplayer. There are only so many times/ways that can be said.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
11-1.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
11 wins 1 loss
equals 12
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 2, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
for those of you scoring at home, javy has had one season of better than replacement level ERA+ in the last 5 years.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
... and for a 90-loss team.
Javy is the exception that proves the rule that, by the time you reach the majors, you’ve weeded out all the head cases. There’s just too much evidence to the contrary in his case.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to not think it was that simple...he pitched well 2nd half of 2006
In games where the Sox were still contending for playoffs, so I didn’t really buy into the “can’t pitch in big games” stuff. But I’m definitely starting to waver on that.
by hitlesswonder on Oct 2, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Fun facts about 2006 (Twins and Tigers finished above us that year of course):
Javy vs. Tigers: 0-1, 7.50 ERA (only 1 game)
Javy vs. Twins: 0-4, 6.83 ERA (5 games)
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/psplit.cgi?n1=vazquja01&year=2006
He did pitch well against Kansas City, though (2-1, 2.25 ERA). So he had that going for him. Which was nice.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 2, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, career-wise, he OWNS KC.
So maybe he’d like Detroit as his new home. Cheap real estate, power vacuum with the mayor going to jail, cheap cars. I think it’s a fit.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Not ours to win today.
Dome/road/turf three-headed monster, Shields (best) vs. Javy (worst). MB squares all. Sleep well. Plus, I am dressing as larry’s Mom tomorrow. (larry, I know you already have the undergarments – just bring them to the hotel this time.)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
How far is the park from
Mons Venus.
My POR in Tampa.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Far.
Trop is in St. Pete, off I-175. Mons in in Tampa, across from RJ Stadium, off I-275. Big bridge to traverse. Definitely gotta drive.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Sucks, but we'll get the next 3
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
At least 3 of the next 4. But tomorrow is key.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
emphasizing the import of the game you're going to ftw!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey crackhead, what exactly is an "import of the game you're going to"?
OPOS
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I'm headed to the game tomorrow.
So. It’s. Important. Because. I . Will. Be. There. (According to Toondernuts.)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
but are you actually an import?
I guess larry could be considered one, but you live right there. No importing necessary. ;)
Bring us home a winner!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i can't help wondering if maybe a pvt. pyle soap 'n socks evening isn't in order for hobby.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
gm. 2 buehrle, gm. 3 floyd, gm. 4 danks, if necessary gm. 5 buehrle on 4 days rest.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL. Rec'd.
If you guaranteed me the ending would be the same I’d go do it myself. A little midnight recon.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
game was less competitive than the score indicates
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
Pardon?
Bags juiced and 1 out is not competitive? Screaming at the pitcher, who screams back? Not competitive?
What are you, a Crip or something?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 2, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"What are you, a Crip or something?"
ROFL!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i think that's an inside joke
blood mos def
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 2, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take your word for it
cause I have no idea what you mean by blood mos def
I know what a blood is, I know who mos def is (wisely enough, I might add), but blood mos def has got me scratching my head
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
he is a blood. most definitely. no rapper involved.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
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