Vazquez Stinks, Sox Drop Game 1 to Rays
What can you say that hasn't already been said about Javier Vazquez? He is what he is; an average pitcher who can't stand the heat in the kitchen.
I'd be lying if I said I expected anything better than 4.1 innings and 6 runs allowed from Vazquez, but there was a small part of me that knows that Vazquez can be a dominating pitcher at times, as he was in the first 4 innings of his last outing, or all 7 innings of the outing prior to the worst 4 consecutive starts of his career*. I hoped he would pitch well, better than expected, but I wasn't counting on it.
For that reason, and that reason alone, I don't feel too bad about the loss today. I was looking at this game as one that the Sox would be stealing if they were able to come out on top. And for about 10 minutes there, I thought they just might have a shot. But Vazquez gave the Sox 3 runs (earned on a two-out, two on Dewayne Wise HR) right back in the bottom half of the third.
I know there was considerable chatter in the gamethreads about Ken Griffey Jr.'s defense on Akinori Iwamura's triple in that inning, but I don't know if anyone gets to that ball. Junior was playing a bit shallow, by design, because of the moving-in-the-box type hitter at the plate, and I'd have to think that were Brian Anderson in the game, he might have been in even more. Junior played the ball as well as he can play it, and didn't even come close to making a play on the ball that hit at the base of the CF wall. Watching the replays, I think that ball was hit too hard, on too much of a line, to expect anyone to make that play. And this is coming from somebody who is always looking to point out Junior's defensive shortcomings.
* I went searching for a comparable stretch of games in Vazquez' past, but all I could come up with was a series of 4 straight games in which he allowed 5 runs earlier this season. Not surprisingly, Vazquez has had the two worst stretches of his career in the last 4 months on the south side.
If there was one bright spot for the Sox in their opening game loss, it had to be the pitching of Clayton Richard. In hindsight, he might have been an inspired choice for game one starter. But that's a move that I was admittedly against until I saw him pitch today, so it would be hypocritical of me chastise the organization for not having the balls (or foresight) to make that decision.
Unfortunately, Richard wasn't all that impressive out of the pen in relief of Vazquez late in the regular season. He was only alright, better than the other dreck littering the bullpen, which made the Sox decision an easy one. Vazquez would start game 1.
In the two biggest appearances of his career, his final start of the regular season in Yankee Stadium and the 3+ innings of playoff relief today, Richard has been very good. I suspect that the unusual left-handedness of those two clubs have something to do with his success, but Richard's two quality outings in high-stress situations for anyone, let alone a rookie who started the year in A-ball and outside the White Sox top 10 prospects, lie in stark contrast to the results of the $11+M proven veteran he relieved.
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There were some ruffled feathers in the 7th inning, when Grant Balfour and Orlando Cabrera exchanged words following a ball well outside the strike zone on the first pitch of Cabrera's at-bat. It appears that Balfour, who relieved Shields with 1-out and the bases loaded*, got a little too excited for Cabrera's liking following a strikeout of Juan Uribe. Balfour said/yelled something, and Cabrera was not appreciative, kicking a cloud of dirt and chalk in Balfour's direction and, if my Associates Degree in lip reading is worth anyting, and it better be worth the 3 payments of $495 I paid, told Balfour "Fuck You!" Balfour responded by striking Cabrera out, and getting his Carlos Zambrano on as he left the field, almost having to be pushed into the dugout, as both managers found their way to the field.
* Great call by Maddon. Balfour is his best reliever, and arguably the nastiest reliever in baseball even though he essentially throws only one pitch. With Troy Percival being left off the playoff roster, most managers would probably have handed closer duties to Balfour without thinking twice. Balfour is exactly the type of pitcher you call upon in the 7th with the bases loaded, and Maddon's refusal to automatically stick the //obvious// choice into the closer's role allowed him to turn to Balfour in a much higher leverage situation.
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Javy is a great 4th starter
Everyone gets seduced by the occasional dominant outing, but Javy is what he is: a 30+start, 200-inning, league average pitcher. His ERA+ is 100 or lower in 4 of the past 5 seasons. No way he should start game 1 of a playoff series—not that Ozzie had any other great options, though. His trade value is as low as it gets right now, so look forward to another year of him torturing us.
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by vanillablue on
Oct 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT
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I'd prefer he be a 5th starter
but it’s not like starting pitchers fall off of trees.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT
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no shit. they grow on vines.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on
Oct 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT
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stat stealer. flagged. i referenced that exact info like 3 hours ago.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Oct 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT
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didn't see your post
sorry. (of course, it’s not like you own that statistic.)
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by vanillablue on
Oct 2, 2008 10:51 PM CDT
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yeah, as a matter of fact i do own that statistic.
www.marketmakersstatistics.org/era+/getoffmyshityoufag.yeahimeanyouvanillablue.gov
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Oct 2, 2008 10:54 PM CDT
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Yes, but I own that web domain.
That will be $1.00, please.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Oct 2, 2008 10:57 PM CDT
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Javy is not great at anything.
Except maybe being bait. Or chum.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Oct 2, 2008 10:16 PM CDT
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Re: Balfour
Is he having a career year or has he finally figured it out? This was a guy anyone could’ve acquired last year if memory serves correct. They called him Ballfour in Milwaukee last year.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT
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contrary to my sig, i agree with your assessment of iwamura's triple
(although perhaps a stronger throw to the cutoff man would have been able to help nail him at third.)
i thought i heard ozzie say, during the in game interview (and before the hanger to longoria for his second homer), that javy was doing ok but just threw one bad pitch (referring to longoria’s first homer) but that pitch to iwamura was real bad too.
cabrera with an epic fail. did he say something about what balfour did after striking out uribe or was that something you (and others) noticed? i only heard jesse rogers say after the game that cabrera said he was trying to get in his head but obviously it didn’t work. if cabrera wanted to pull some shit i would have been ok with him trying the little league maneuver of squaring to bunt on the second pitch, which is a little less of a douchnozzle move than what he actually did.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on
Oct 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT
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I hate to admit it,
but upon review only 25 – 30 % chance Anderson gets ball. He might have though.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT
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Playoffs to date.
West 1 – 1.
Central 0 – 4.
East 4 – 0.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Oct 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT
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What a surprise
another Sun-times reporter with an ax to grind with a player.
Start with Vazquez. He never can pitch for the Sox again.
or how about this gem
Vazquez threw the worst pitch ever thrown in big-league history.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT
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Any one of us could've written that with a fair amount of sincerity.
At least the first part.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on
Oct 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT
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did royegan write the second one?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on
Oct 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT
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Master of the understatement.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on
Oct 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT
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I just have a problem with Couch saying never
so if he comes back on the team next year as a fifth starter, what will be said then? This is coming from the same guy who wrote the Sox can’t rely on Danks and Floyd to carry them to a division title. How’d that work out for him. I mean, come on, I’m not trying to defend him at this point, but what other realistic option did the Sox have for today’s game? And how does anyone really know if he’s hurt or something’s bothering him.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT
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there are lots of relieved pitchers out there tonight...mitch williams and brad lidge to name a couple.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on
Oct 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT
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Ha
that’s what I mean, what a ridiculous thing for him to write
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 8:41 PM CDT
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how the hell did his editors let him put that to paper?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT
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these are the same guys who let cowley twitter, right?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on
Oct 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT
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i figured he's allowed to do that on his own time right?
which isn’t to say they haven’t allowed unmitigated travesty to grace their papers on a regular basis.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT
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posted on the sun-times site, and sure isn't always about baseball.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on
Oct 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT
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I'm pretty sure all this cubs angst is getting into all the reporters' heads
so they’re taking it out on the Sox. They lost a game they had no business winning. The bottom line, teams don’t win in the playoffs when their starter can’t go at least five innings. Lots will be written about Cabrera and Balfour, most of it will be meaningless.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT
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Of course Cheat
I meant newspaper reporters with their hyperboles and not you.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT
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No offense
I don’t read most comments anyway. And when I do happen to read them it’s just to get take the pulse of the unwashed proletariat who actually think their “opinions” matter. ;)
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by The Cheat on
Oct 2, 2008 11:09 PM CDT
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maybe he did it to take some pressure off Javy? Ozzie-like....
He knew Javy failing would be the big story.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:02 PM CDT
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DOES THIS MEAN THAT I HAVE TO POST IN ALL CAPS NOW?
by The Actual El Guapo on
Oct 2, 2008 11:07 PM CDT
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THEY ARE RALLY QAPS, GET IT RIGHT.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 3, 2008 12:07 AM CDT
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This is, sadly, how all sports "journalism" is
I posted it on another thread, but has anyone read Bill Simmons’ dissertation on Manny? Complete trash. Simmons went to the greatest lengths—about five footnoted pages—saying how Manny is a villain, that he’s using the Dodgers to his own ends, etc… Pure speculation with a few hear/say stories about Manny being Manny sprinkled in. It’s idiotic, and plain lunacy how the east coast media can’t get over the fact that one their stars just doesn’t want to be there.
by HulkSmash on
Oct 3, 2008 8:47 AM CDT
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I couldn't get through it all
but I found it disgusting – especially the addition of footnotes
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 3, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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OT, but... seriously, the Cubs game was an 8:30 local time start?
Nice job there, Bud. That’s a great way to promote the product — have a non-West coast game starting at 9:30 EST.
by CWSKeith on
Oct 2, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
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No one on the East Coast is watching that game besides bandwagon Cubbie fans
Still, having the game start so late where it could end around midnight in the Midwest is pretty dumb.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 9:50 PM CDT
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Big Z never should have thrown that no-hitter
Just gave up a homer to Manny, 6-0 Dodgers.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 9:59 PM CDT
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This one was not on Zambrano
Cubs D was atrocious in that inning – flubbed 2 plays that would have let them get out unscathed.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:15 PM CDT
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Mumbles something about goats and a century of incompetence
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
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and Bartman....why not....he's out there somewhere....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:18 PM CDT
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This is where the old, wise man tells the plucky hero
“Don’t you see – you never needed Bartman. Shitty playoff play was within you all the time.”
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:21 PM CDT
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Apparently he's had his name changed
Meanwhile, douchebag fans of that team probably don’t even remember Alex Gonzalez.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:24 PM CDT
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OT - since the Giants came up earlier...this is from Benji Molina's blog - pretty interesting shit.
"Everyone always says if you come to ballpark every day, you’ll see something you’ve never seen. If you came to the ballpark Friday night, you saw something nobody has ever seen. It happened in the sixth inning with the Dodgers leading 2-0. Pablo Sandoval was on first. I hit a pitch that bounced off the right-field wall. I stopped at first, and Pablo advanced to third.
Bochy had already told Manny Burriss that if I reached first, he’d go in as a pinch-runner for me. When I got to the dugout, I saw Omar telling Bochy that he heard the ball hit the green metal roof above the wall, which meant it should have been a home run. Bochy talked to the umpire, who apparently felt confident in the call. Then Bochy saw the ball – it had green paint on it. The crew chief called for a review under the new rule, and he ruled it a home run,.
So now Manny’s standing at first, and I’m about to go back out there to complete the run around the bases. But the umpire said that, because Burriss was officially entered in the game, I couldn’t go back in. So he ran the bases.
When he came into the dugout, I was laughing. “Nice swing,” I said.
I heard the official scorer had to call the Elias Sports Bureau to get a ruling on how to score it. They said I’d get credit for the home run and the two RBI but not the run scored. So I am the only player in baseball history who has hit a home run without scoring."
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:07 PM CDT
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wow, nice find
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:11 PM CDT
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sorry I spelled Bengie wrong, before larry can correct me... :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:16 PM CDT
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(every Benji I've ever known has done the "ji" ending, heehee)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
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Benji Gill?
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:18 PM CDT
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yeah, him too.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:19 PM CDT
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Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:33 PM CDT
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I'd imagine those hip "W" flags can be found
fairly cheap after tonight
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:21 PM CDT
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Always next year, brah
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:23 PM CDT
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good point brahsef
BELIEVE
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by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:24 PM CDT
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Lets win this one tomorrow
Who cares about the North Siders at this point.. they are non existent to me at this point
by 815Sox on
Oct 2, 2008 10:23 PM CDT
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I agree
just not much else to talk about at this point, I think we’ve exhausted the analysis of today’s game
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:24 PM CDT
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I already forgot about today's game.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:25 PM CDT
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Can we talk about the Dodgers?
I love their lineup with Manny and Blake. Too bad they have about 60 million sitting on the bench.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 10:26 PM CDT
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I have no idea why they are good besides Manny
Never followed them, I guess their pitching is really good?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:26 PM CDT
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They pay in the NL west
I assume that helps.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:27 PM CDT
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And they have Pablo Ozuna
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:29 PM CDT
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Manny and Ethier
.462/.557/.692
Those perty numbers are Ethier’s Sept
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:30 PM CDT
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Billingsley looking pretty solid too
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by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:26 PM CDT
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He's a got a good butler name
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 10:27 PM CDT
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long time readers will remember a time when I thought we could trade Garland
for Billingsley and Broxton
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by The Cheat on
Oct 2, 2008 10:36 PM CDT
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Wasn't Broxton discussed
this offseason?
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by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:40 PM CDT
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That would've been the deal of the century.
Holy shit, I would’ve cried tears of joy.
by mjthor on
Oct 2, 2008 10:47 PM CDT
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http://www.southsidesox.com/2005/12/16/17051/351
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by The Cheat on
Oct 2, 2008 10:55 PM CDT
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You neglected to mention
your Garland for Horacio proposal. If you only knew what we all know now….
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 10:58 PM CDT
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Ha ha
I didn’t see that… Though I do remember writing the piece.. Everything after the jump was just me going through lineups and listing available player (pitchers, really) and trying to find a fit for what I assumed was an inevitable trade.
But yeah, Horacio sucks
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by The Cheat on
Oct 2, 2008 11:00 PM CDT
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They're probably going after CC in the offseason too
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:29 PM CDT
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I don't see why they don't lock up Manny
but they also are paying Pierre and Jones a nice piece of change to come up with high five celebrations with Pablo.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 10:36 PM CDT
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A playoff game is a playoff game
No matter if one team has the followings of Chicago’s elite douchenozzles.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:26 PM CDT
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Woulda been nice if Ocab had put his money where his mouth was....this, from draysbay:

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:30 PM CDT
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Karma's a bitch. Still early in this series.
by The Actual El Guapo on
Oct 2, 2008 10:33 PM CDT
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Indeed
the baseball gods don’t take kindly to behavior like that
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 10:34 PM CDT
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absolutely
and I fall in the optimistic camp sentiment that many have already posted on
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:34 PM CDT
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what the fuck? baseball is a game where if you are an allstar if you fail 70%
of the time. O’Cab was trying to get Ballfour out of his element and make something happen. He had a very close check swing go against him then struck out. So what? HE BRINGS THE FIRE AND THE PASSION DAGGUMETT!
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:37 PM CDT
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Cub fans, you're in my prayers this evening.
Now go fuck yourselves.
by RoyEgan on
Oct 2, 2008 10:32 PM CDT
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Sincere, yet not...
I like it; as there is no doubt god wants nothing to do with you or your prayers. Might want to try stanchar-ing god.
hehehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 2, 2008 10:37 PM CDT
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It's a well known fact
that 87% of Cubs fans would rather do the cha-cha slide than watch baseball, anyway. Have fun with your dance parties, douchebags.
by mjthor on
Oct 2, 2008 10:37 PM CDT
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They paid $900 for their seat, might as well have a good time
even if the team is dropping a huge deuce on the field.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 10:40 PM CDT
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ALFANSO HAS BEEN ON THE FIELD 2 YEARS BRAH
THAT DEUCE HAS BEEN PLAYING RF FOR 2 YEARS NOW. AND GOD FORBID NOT LEAD HIM OFF!
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:42 PM CDT
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Cotts in for relief
Hey, someone without a huge rep for choking in the postseason on the roster!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:37 PM CDT
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This is an absolute blood bath
7-0
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 10:40 PM CDT
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I do feel bad
Potentially dropping 2 in a row at home, then going to one of the best pitcher’s parks in the league? Not fun times at all.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 10:43 PM CDT
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I'd feel bad if...
No, I can’t really think of a single scenario where I’d feel bad at this point. Maybe if half the Cubs died in a plane crash. Then I’d feel bad, because that’s fucked up. Losing a couple baseball games, on the other hand… LOL!
by mjthor on
Oct 2, 2008 10:49 PM CDT
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+1
“Then I’d feel bad, because that’s fucked up.” HILARIOUS!
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:38 PM CDT
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Ehh
I think the Cubs have the pitching-match-up advantage in LA.
I am somewhat confused, though, why the Cubs didn’t use Harden in the first two games. They’ve babied him ever since they got him specifically because they wanted to win in October. And now he doesn’t get the ball till game three? That strikes me as very silly.
by CWSKeith on
Oct 2, 2008 11:01 PM CDT
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You mean like how Lou took Z out last year in Game 1 because he was saving him for Game 5?
Who knows what goes on in his head, he just wishes his lineup didn’t choke so much so he could finally retire.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 11:05 PM CDT
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I agree
this series is far from over, especially if the Cubs remember how to actually be patient hitters. If they keep gagging though, it won’t make past Saturday.
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 11:14 PM CDT
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WHEN YOU HAVE 5 ACES WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:39 PM CDT
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Edmonds is no BA
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 11:04 PM CDT
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But about 12 years ago
he was and more
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 11:05 PM CDT
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and 12 years ago griffey was the best player in baseball
things change
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on
Oct 3, 2008 6:41 AM CDT
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Haha
the guy with a watermelon on his head, you got it wrong pal, it’s more like egg on your face
by El Duque's Raft on
Oct 2, 2008 11:07 PM CDT
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I'm betting that seemed like a way better idea a couple hours ago
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on
Oct 2, 2008 11:09 PM CDT
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9-1 now Sheeeeeeit brah I spilled this Old Style on my North Face for no reason
I’m gonna fight some bum on the El now brah, maybe some gays off of Belmont.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Oct 2, 2008 11:09 PM CDT
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WHERE DO U WANNA MEET? I AM READY TO RIOT AND CHOKE SOME BUMS WITH MY CUBBIE BEADS!
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:40 PM CDT
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I'm quite happy to see the North Side Shrine Dwellers (a.k.a. "The Best Team in the NL")
getting their lunch handed to them.
However, in Zambrano’s defense, he only gave up 2 ERs. Four runs came on errors…the ones I saw were Theriot (The Riot, dude!), Lee and Ramirez.
A shame…just a darn shame.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 2, 2008 11:45 PM CDT
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LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC CROWD.
LOOK AT THE BLACK OUT. WHO’S GOT THE BETTER FANS NOW BRAH?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:46 PM CDT
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I had the good fortune to be at the blackout
It was one of the coolest (and kind of creepiest) things I had ever seen. My buddy commented before the game that they damn well had better win, because all the black would have truly looked like a funeral had they lost.
Kudos to Brooks Boyer for putting that phenomenal promotion together…overnight!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 2, 2008 11:51 PM CDT
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Yeah I could have went but lost out on some tickets, got greedy lost 3 tix, life goes on.
From my point of view it did look a little creepy but was easily one of the coolest things I have ever witnessed. The fans looked more amped up than in either of the 2 world series games. I mean you guys were screaming after every strike! I am not sure if it was a blow out in the sox favor that the crowd would have been as excited (maybe more we’ll never know?), but man for a 1-0 game that was one of the top 10 games of all time.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:58 PM CDT
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Best game atmosphere I've ever been a part of
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 3, 2008 12:01 AM CDT
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BTW, I LOVE YOUR QUOTE.
JUST PROVES THAT Q! IS THE NEW T3000 TERMINATOR, SARAH CONOR IS IN SOME SHIT…
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:48 PM CDT
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He said it so matter of factly...it was almost robot-like...like he believed
it would heal the next day. Gotta love that guy…stupid injury and all.
I wonder what the odds are that we see him should the Sox advance.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 2, 2008 11:53 PM CDT
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seemingly pretty good
from what I’ve read
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on
Oct 2, 2008 11:56 PM CDT
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Yeah I heard he is set to come back for the ALCS if needed.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:59 PM CDT
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well, not set but aiming to be ready by then...
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 3, 2008 12:00 AM CDT
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Glad to see Richard put in solid relief work today and build his confidence
as opposed to getting a start and potentially soiling himself.
Now if he does get a start over another starter (I’m looking in your direction Javy), he’ll have already popped his playoff cherry.
And…I predict…OCab (or the team in general) will get a last laugh at some point with Balfour. Apparently he’s a hot head (see: Zambrano, Carlos) so there’s a good possibilty the karma train will arrive and smack him right in the keester. I must credit OCab for admitting after the game that Balfour had “won the battle.”
Let’s hope MB can pitch a gem tomorrow and that the bats wake up a bit more. We’re not really going to rely on DeWayne to be our “ignitor,” are we?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 2, 2008 11:41 PM CDT
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I HOPE NOT (WISE), IN A DOME WE SHOULD START BA NO FUCKING IFS ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT.
SWISHER SHOULD GET THE NOD IN LF WHEN WE COME BACK HOME TIED 1-1. I PROBABLY START WISE AGAIN TOMORROW BECAUSE HE HAS A LITTLE MORE SPEED AND A MUCH BETTER ARM THAN SWISH.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:46 PM CDT
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HEY I FORGOT WHO POSTED THIS BUT IT WILL COME IN HANDY NOW.
http://www.earthcam.com/usa/illinois/chicago/wrigleyfield/
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 2, 2008 11:49 PM CDT
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Cool...I'm going to watch and see
if anyone throws himself in front of a car.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 2, 2008 11:56 PM CDT
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man if they kill eachother when they win, what the fuck will happen when they lose?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 3, 2008 12:00 AM CDT
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i am personally waiting for the first cub fan to go postal during or after a game.
not that i am hoping for it but, more people are going to get killed. Probably out of jealousy over the sox upcoming success.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on
Oct 3, 2008 12:03 AM CDT
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Mom always said, "Little Gater, in life, there's always someone who's worse
off than you, so don’t complain about your troubles and try to stay positive."
Mom knew what she was talking about.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on
Oct 3, 2008 12:10 AM CDT
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What did Buerhle do yesterday? I was only listening to the game....if you can get beyond the grammar and spelling shit in this comment, please enlighten me.
Hay Mark Buherle, your the biggest bitch I have ever fuckin seen, he stole raymonds atv because he was beating a white sox blow up
he fucking rolls it in the outfield and pissed me the fuck off
9=8
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 3, 2008 9:02 AM CDT
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exactly....I am so confused.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 3, 2008 9:33 AM CDT
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Raymond = mascot; antics loved by cowbell-weilding tampa //fans//
Raymond plays with blow up dolls, using them as effigies for White Sox players = HERO
Buehrle steals mascots mode of transportation while he is committing his wanton acts of latexual homicide = anti-hero
Somewhere, Carol Slezak weeps.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Oct 3, 2008 11:47 AM CDT
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I actually ended up getting the basics from reading later exchanges over on draysbay...and then someone over there was like, "are you seriously getting upset over this?"
So it made more sense.
How lame to call MB a bitch, let alone the biggest one he’s ever seen…apparently he has never watched a Twins game.
Thanks, Cheat!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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Oct 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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