Rays Vs. Phillies: The Final Innings.
WU is crotchety, even for someone his age.
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Ahhhhhh, baseball. Like a heroin addict getting the first bit of smack in the vein.
I’ll start nodding out now, and giggling.
Whoosh!
i think i'm going to start envisioning you as Steve Earle's character in the Wire from now on
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
is it over yet
all I have is this change mooching chap on my TVs, I’m just going to assume he’s one of the crazy black guys from the old d-rays.
by Daniel Berlyn on Oct 29, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
BA would have both of those
Don't look back because we are going forward!
BA would have struck out like that too
Don't look back because we are going forward!
How White Sox like...
Don't look back because we are going forward!
aww c'mon
I would rather see a team that has a fan base which cares, win. Plus they gave us Floyd for nothing… I saw someone ask why Lloyd is spelled with 2 Ls, my question is why is Floyd only spelled with 1 L?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
not a pipe
rather a phillie ;) just answer the question.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
I was lying about utilizing phillies anyways. You know its gotta be the Swishers :)
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 30, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
you are all wankers
go get fucked, I hate you all
regards
Wear your poppy with pride.
by hoodlight on Oct 29, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BS. Bull and Bush here in Orlando on Robinson Street is a pub.
Newcastle by the pint, chap. Don’t presume to judge when you are talkin’ out your ass.
Whoosh!
dont talk to him.
he drinks warm beer.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sky Kalkman
accused me of making a personal attack on him, can’t be as bad as the massive stink over here at the moment where two big celebs left a message on a 78 year old man’s answer machine about how they had fucked his granddaughter, even the PM has got involved.
Wear your poppy with pride.
zZzZZzZzZZZZ
hoodlight… maybe you can explain why young British men have such angst towards America?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what this has to do with my post
and where the angst is towards America, anyway, perhaps if you would be so kind, can you explain why you are such an irritating cunt?
regards
Wear your poppy with pride.
WHOA!
SOMEONE DIDN’T CHANGE THEIR TAMPON TODAY…
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
have you got a dictionary?
look up the definition of ‘wit’, you might learn something.
regards
Wear your poppy with pride.
WHAT?
Send my regards to the Thome family. Thanks. Please explain why I would look up the definition of “wit” please? Maybe you need to look up the definition of phony?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
why? because you jump on this board like a raging pregnant woman?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
what? are you going to drive up from peoria and do something about it?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
just tell me...
the mizuno 5 iron or the callaway fusion hybrid?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
lolz
busted.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
place is pretty famous there big guy
The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.
PHILS ROOL RAYZ DROOL!
I was looking for a deep fried devil ray, apparently no one has ever taken a picture of it ;/
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
McCarver is a MADMAN! MADMAN!
Suggesting Victorino not bunt in front of Feliz. He’s ’round the bend! Crackers!
Oh, Feliz just got a hit driving in the run. Never mind.
Whoosh!
WU THAT IS WHY EVERY CHANNEL CHANGER
COMES WITH A TIM MCCARVER BUTTON.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.hardballtimes.com/images/uploads/TUCK102508WhatNoBerman.jpg
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
so I am not the only one?
I also love Joe Buck anointing every player’s “biggest hit of his life” or “career”. Buck has always been the master of stating the obvious…
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
You've played your way into game shape.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
This is one helluva game. These guys are good.
I love baseball. Have I said that already this week?
Whoosh!
you sound like McCarver.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
well... when the cheat runs a whois on your IP
and sees that your ISP is in Illinois, then no one is going to really believe you.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
what whois
that’s bollocks, I’m in fucking west yorkshire, not illinois, ask him if you don’t believe me
Wear your poppy with pride.
whois is a little tool
that can trace your IP address.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, running it through a quick mapping feature
shows he’s from the Isle of Man, baby.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
you couldn't have played along with this?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It's weird when you see the grounder to short
and think, “I wonder if he’s running full-speed.”
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
-rooting for lidge
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Lidge's wart is getting a lot of face time.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
*warts
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
think scott eyre is happy he got off that sinking ship when he did?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure Lou will get a box of chocolates for having an unnatural dislike for him
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
yea no shit...
Lou hated him from day 1.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
"that other crap"
like when Scotty “FUCKING” Podsednik took you yard?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
it was a much bigger gag job giving it up to a guy who hit 0 home runs the entire year.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
gag job!
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
lol
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
word.
who the hell hasn’t given up a bomb to pujols? pujols could take Jesus deep. a left handed me could keep pods in the yard 500 ABs out of 500 and lidge can’t do 1? take a bow motherfucker, you’re choker of the century.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
what about a righty you?
"i helped move the body because that mafia motherfucker was gonna beat the shit outta me."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 30, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Good to see Lidge has recovered from Pods and Pujols destroying him in 2005
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I honestly though lidge was done after that.
I though he would be out of baseball 2-3 years. I was wrong, he was outstanding this year.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing he did and were granted 3 straight home games
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 29, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hamels is married?
To a 30-year old???
dummy
by 3E8 on Oct 29, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hamels is married to a 30 yr old dummy?
he should try a real female next time
Wear your poppy with pride.
I don't think they get a chance with the Fox vultures everywhere.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The Rays just didn't have enough experience.
And they clearly don’t know how to play with heart.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Cleary too much speed - they need some slow footed sluggers to balance the team
Don't look back because we are going forward!
they're no cubs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
did nate changed glasses?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
haha rays blog
World Series Game 5.6: Rays @ Phillies
by R.J. Anderson on Oct 29, 2008 3:04 PM EDT
Serious: Lay off the homosexual slurs in the threads.
His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing
uk tv trivia
who was the last player to hit a home run in the World series for both leagues.
regards
Wear your poppy with pride.
Punto
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 29, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
world series
If you add up all the games the losers of the World Series have won, you’d have to go to 2003 to add up to 4 wins.
2008: Rays 1
2007: Rockies 0
2006: Tigers 1
2005: Astros 0
2004: Cardinals 0
2003: Yankees 2
see a pattern there?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Oct 30, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
sox ranked 21st best world series champ since 1980...
His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing
and i remember when immediately after the 05 series was over peter gammons and others on espn saying the sox were the best since the yankees 90s dynasty.
"winning tacos for America was pretty cool too."
#1
cubs or twins?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I am officially depressed.
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. No more baseball until pitchers and catchers in February. And threads popping up about music I’ve never heard of.
Signing off. Pulling psychic covers over my head now.
Whoosh!
well, you can play catch with mrs. WU
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Monthly. I have replaced her period, I believed.
Whoosh!
by winningugly on Oct 30, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that may be the funniest thing you've ever written on this site, to my knowledge.
don’t you find it hilarious how many young people are in such a rush to get married? you’ve got your whole life to be bored, undersexed and domesticated. why jump right in?
Cashing checks and having sex.
this is what happens when you lose the world series.
I do know one thing though. I’m not giving Maddon a pass on anything anymore. He has shown that despite how he speaks (very intelligently) and the reputation he has garnered through the media, he is an awful strategist. Nothing in the postseason provided any evidence to the contrary.
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/blog_article/managerial-postscript/
"winning tacos for America was pretty cool too."
sort of the right move, if a year too late.
[Piniella] also said he plans to move Kosuke Fukudome, the Cubs’ $48 million Japanese import whose second-half slump exasperated the manager, to center field as part of a platoon with Reed Johnson.
i wonder what the perception of fukudome would be if he’d been put in center from the start? anyone who starts that hot and then craters will get some serious stick but his overall production would be a whole lot more acceptable if he wasn’t in a corner.
"winning tacos for America was pretty cool too."
i don't know why he wasn't in center in the first place
that’s certainly what i advocated. he wasn’t supposed to come with a ton of pop.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the projection systems kind of disagreed with you on that. but whatever - it's a projection from japan to here. difficulties abound.
as for why he wasn’t in center, there was that whole thing about “will he be able to play there in america?” and, of course, felix pie. and when the pie experiment bombed, the cubs did the totally logical thing and signed that great defender jim edmonds instead of moving fukudome there. against apparently all odds, that move worked out handsomely. in his limited time in center, it seems like fukudome was fine. of course, another year to his age, a larger sample size, etc. may moot that. $12M is an awful lot for a fourth outfielder. as we recall, the sox supposedly had the superior offer to fukudome so KW may well have dodged a bullet.
"winning tacos for America was pretty cool too."
well he certainly showed very little pop, less than i expected
but i thought his OBP was the main attraction and the fact he could play center. what the cubs did with him makes very little sense to me. and why wouldn’t you want to play center instead of right?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i didn't realize he struck out that much.
without any BABIP issues, he hit less than .260? holy hell.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this was probably one of the clearest cases of pitchers figuring him out and a player failing to make any adjustment whatsoever that i can recall.
it was fucking comical to watch pitchers just do the same thing to him and him just do the same thing and him just do the same walk back to the dugout.
he's stubborn. and lacks discipline. and i hope he drowns in front of his children. but I’ll have to document all that when I see him next year, assuming he stays here, which he probably will. i don’t wanna be dissin’ without substance.
i didn't really catch any cubs games this year except when we played them
what did they figure out?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
slow, low, and away.
not that this was something pitchers shouldn’t have known at the start of the season – if they read BP.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=6461
he's stubborn. and lacks discipline. and i hope he drowns in front of his children. but I’ll have to document all that when I see him next year, assuming he stays here, which he probably will. i don’t wanna be dissin’ without substance.
those nippon articles were really great.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I used to watch them sometimes while channel flipping
His strikeouts were just brutal, basically quadrupled the agony of a Swisher at-bat.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 30, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
his peripherals make him look like a 4th OF too
he showed pretty big home/road splits
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
wasn't that a big part of what he wanted coming over to the US? i thought playing RF was one of his "demands".
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Oct 30, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
who knows. there was all sorts of rumors, justifications, blah blah blah about this guy.
if true, there’s another dumb decision. you gotta actually hit the ball if you want to play right.
he's stubborn. and lacks discipline. and i hope he drowns in front of his children. but I’ll have to document all that when I see him next year, assuming he stays here, which he probably will. i don’t wanna be dissin’ without substance.
OT - but for any hardcore NBA fans
Free Darko has a book coming out on 11/11, looks pretty good.
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
they are a bunch of really good writers
shoals in particular is awesome. his posts on Heaven and Here were pretty cool too.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
based on the preview
they’ve got some interesting ideas and the artwork is exceptional. would consider picking up a print or two, but i couldn’t justify hanging leandro barbosa on my wall.
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
Several of them live in Chicago
I have a love/hate thing with their writing, sometimes their thoughts on the league are absolutely spot on and so unique, yet other times I feel like they (especially Shoals/Friedman whatever the hell he wants to be called) just try wayy too hard to be “different” or just edgy. But, it’s still a good site on the vibe of the game, and how the NBA has the most eclectic group of personalities out of any major sport.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 31, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions

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