Let's Pick Up Buehrle
Seriously, we need some runs from all these baserunners
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It says nice things about you too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 3, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
time for some strategic bombing

"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
I like this ice cream.
Not bad, Ben n Jerry’s.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 3, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
delicious
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
wft - bullshit
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
how does he call that a strike?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
bunt him over BA
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
oh yeah, they'd love that TB market instead
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Its a joke
After the AJ fiasco, there was/is a large amount of TB hillbilly fans that feel there is an active conspiracy against them by the MLB
I still got laid, man.
fixed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't want to brag, but i still got laid, man.
more fixed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I was strikin' out until I told those honeys I played for the Rays.
Bitches don’t pay attention, worked great.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
get this guy out of here and give us Wheeler pleazzzzze
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Nice...
about to be 12!
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 3, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
only if the moment presents itself. i do not want this inning to end at 2nd, with oc.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
selfish ass, he should've taken a few more pitches
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
BALK - should have been
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
Walk's been working with him, he's solid now
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
but he's got a fluid swing
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
swish was drawing a wonderboy lightning bolt on his bat yesterday - LET'S GO
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
3-2
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
whatever, that's too close to take there
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
For the last pitch, yes.
For the four or five other ridiculous calls this inning, no.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 3, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
well, it's obvious he's got a wide zone
you can’t take that pitch and expect him to call ball 4
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
12 LOB shouldent matter what kind of BS calls are made
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
i'm usually not one to question balls and strikes, but that was atrocious. impossible to guess what would be called.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I rarely believe in getting "jobbed". this is not one of those times. 12 lob. Sox fault
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
i'd like to congratulate j.p. howell's gameday pic for convincing me that he is retarded.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
retard-edly good
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
Q. who took over Roger Clemens all time K lead at Texas?
A. JP Howell
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
it's not over yet
Wheeler comes in for the 9th: JD, PK, Thomer – I say one of them goes boom!
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
this inning first
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
fuck
Buehrle hasn’t exactly been overpowering, I don’t know why you drag him out here for another inning.
fuck fuck fuck
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
how about now?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
for the people in tampa, its meth time
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
How ignorant.
For people in tampa, it’s always meth time.
by Dongfang Hong on Oct 3, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
recd - and I unfortunatly live in FLA
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
don't forget the hillbilly heroin - to help bring ya down

"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
leave buehrle in, he caused the mess, let him fix it, pop up, K, ground out
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
Now you pull him
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
GOD DAMN IT!
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
oh yeah, now the hook comes
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Game-set-match....
2-0 Rays.
Good season…we’ll be good again next year….probably a few tweaks on the way.
HR: that leadoff triple is such a great play..
really…are you sure about that?
there isint enough ML or Bacardi Limon to soothe this sore
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
and salt on my wounds
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
O NO DO TELL
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
Dotel vs. Longoria ...
this could be interesting.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 3, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
88% against us, according to MLB ALDS down 2 game stats
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
I know because i was making fun of Cubs fans
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
grinder rule yada yada
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
I really think the sox will win 2 in chicago. but thats it.
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
oh well, it's been a good year
hard to get mad at this team, getting to the playoffs is good enough for me.
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Yup. We're losing to a better team.
by The Actual El Guapo on Oct 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
avoiding the sweep would be nice though
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
fortunately sox are a completely different team out of domes and at home
2 at home doesn’t sound that far fetched. also, how do the rays like the cold?
They do not at all, but nor does John Danks, look at his stats (if you can find them) while pitching in under 50 degree weather
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
a little harsh to say a better attitude would put em over the hump
they’re running on fumes
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
as long as the cubs get swept out of the nlds, schadenfreude + us making the playoffs = satisfaction
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Oct 3, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
100 % agree - however I would have loved for the cubs to get swept and we make it to the ALCS
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
was thinking the same earlier today
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
well, right, but beggars can't be choosers.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ach ja, es tut mir leid, aber nicht weh
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Uhh...
Hope you meant to refer to 2009
Because otherwise it’s the most obvious F*ing post ever written
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi rays I'm the sox, you want me to get hits but not plate any runs? you got it, buddy
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
why not just leave dotel in for the 3rd out? keep thorny fresh, wtf?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
gone.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Griffey would have had it
Don't look back because we are going forward!
I noticed that
Don't look back because we are going forward!
I really believe with thome and griffey the sox will win 2 at home
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
you forgot to mention that OCab's really pissed off, so he'll be fired up
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
WHY THE FUCK DID HE YANK BUEHRLE!?!?!
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Long LOB story....
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
somewhere between 12% and 22%
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
But they will make it go back to tampa
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
im commin home again
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
if you don't know by now
I’m talkin bout chitown
Speed never slumps
Don't look back because we are going forward!
his selling it at the end clinched it
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Pablo effect
Don't look back because we are going forward!
flying, like a god
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
+1 call for us
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
1st base blue didnt get the memo
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
plus aybar is garbage
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
I noticed that it's the Obamas 16th anniv. and they are going out for Italian tonite
perhaps Javy the sommelier can suggest something dry but fruity.
or bold, and fruit first with an oaky finish
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
on this special occasion, may I recommend a 1992 from my cellar?
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Paulie - flying, like a god
"We have to win tomorrow," Guillen said. "I mean, it’s not a do or die thing, but I’d rather go home with one win than go home with our backs to the wall. This organization has been against the wall a lot of times, but we’ve pulled it out before."
Fundamentals! JD hit the ball and watched it before he started running. He would've been safe by a mile had he just put his head down and run.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
just saying.....don't watch the hit until you see it's bobbled. head down. run towards first.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Why start that at this point in your career?
Don't look back because we are going forward!
TIme for a solo Jim
Don't look back because we are going forward!
Nice watch - best save that strength for Chi
Don't look back because we are going forward!
I hate cow bells
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
halleluiah
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
can we plate ROB already
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
As you wish
Don't look back because we are going forward!
Keep a good firey omen
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
In birmingham?
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
what times the wedding?
3:30?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
3:07
Don't look back because we are going forward!
Be there in black - time for the Rolling Blackout
Don't look back because we are going forward!
dont like it
blackout was tuesday
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Desparate times require....
Don't look back because we are going forward!
ehhh i know this one.....
OH GOT IT – AB/RISP =K
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
fat girls?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Top of the class!
Don't look back because we are going forward!
everything equalls fat girls in my life
Gonna get a car wash – Fuck fat girl
Get bread from local market – fuck fat girl
Go to rays game – fuck fat girl
Go to sox game – get to drunk and film fat girl fucking her self
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
go back to the hospital baldelli
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
BA = Laid = 4-4 on sunday - but im sure GS plays
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
never
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
Looked like he never too his hand off the stick shift
Don't look back because we are going forward!
So what did we strand... 13?
We need Ozzie to call out Kenny again
Don't look back because we are going forward!

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