Saturday Night NL Playoff Action
by The Cheat on Oct 4, 2008 5:24 PM CDT
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PrintSince the Sox have the day off, I thought you might want an open thread to discuss the games today. Or Kimbo.
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You are so much more considerate than Christopher Michaels.
Go Dodgers!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Thank you, sir
Sitting here in Columbia waiting for the game to start…two hours…
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
I made the trip for the Buffalo game
I figured it might be my last chance to watch a Top 5 Mizzou team. Hopefully they can hold onto the ball better tonight.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Unfortunately, this may be true...
Which is why I’m enjoying this season as much as I can. I’m just lucky to be a student here through all of this.
I take it you went to Mizzou, then—what years were you there?
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
'00-'04
I went to the game where Mizzou snapped the 25-year losing streak against NU in 2003. Best game I’ve ever been to.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Do you have a piece of the goalpost?
Man, that game today was amazing. I really hope some Mizzou fan at the game yelled “WE’RE TAKING THE GOALPOSTS TO HARPO’S” like somebody did at the Cotton Bowl.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Dodger envy...
2 outs, Martin on 1st. manny comes up. base hit. Martin takes 3rd. Loney comes up, double down the line = 2 runs. Simple, right?
Just swing baby!
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/1201790,CST-SPT-greg04.article
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
who will do the paperwork if joey leaves?
If White Sox bench coach Joey Cora gets the Mariners’ managing job, as has been speculated, that would hurt the White Sox, an official from another American League team opined. The official said of Cora: “He’s very good. He does all of their paperwork and all of their spring training stuff.”
http://www.newsday.com/sports/ny-spken1005,0,7899558.column
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Maybe Swisher can
And he can still be head cheerleader too
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
so no one else would be able to do the "spring training stuff"?
Buddy Bell couldn’t do it? I would be happy to see Cora get a head coaching job, of course I am selfish and want him to stay with us but that is his decision.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 5, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
AND THIS BALL GAME IS OVAH! I'LL GIVE IT TO THE CUBS...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 5, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions
DFA LOU
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 5, 2008 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
New Fans--Welcome
The White Sox have just added many new fans. These frustrated Cubs fans should be welcomed by us. They do not need any more disrespect. As long as they are truly committed to the White Sox and not to the Cubs, let us show them how it feels to be part of a team that has winning as its first priority.
On Wisconsin!
yeah that's fucked up
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fuck that noise
i’m gonna take the high road and not brag about today colin
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Yup
I’m in Dekalb at a buddies right now, there were both sox fans and cubs fans cheering in the bar as the Cubs lost. They looked like idiots
i was referencing yesterday's football game
i was picking on cubs fans in the bar last night
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
you're right.
now that the cubs and twins have both been eliminated, we should welcome SSH2005 back. fair weather fans are awesome.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
I think SSH is probably catatonic right now dealing with the complete collapse of his worldview
by hitlesswonder on Oct 5, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
the comeback kidz let him down.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i know. so weird.
the twins are a better team than the sox. and yet somehow didn’t beat them to the title? the cubs always come back. and yet somehow didn’t come back? i guess he really should have shut the fuck up.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
yeah, if he came back, what would he have to say?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
somehow i don't think this would be seen as a problem by him.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
he's got a closer's mentality. he'd hardly even remember that he'd said it in the first place.
i really hope wu had the decency to show you to a nice titty bar in the tampa area.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
no decency. and based on the talent in the area, that may have been a good thing.
i defer to local knowledge.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
sox still choked and kw is a moron?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
wsi, too, iirc.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Any site left from which to be banned?
I might want to let my natural SSH loose on other sites so as to not foul this one (any more than I already have).
PS larry and I agree that you have a sweet job, Toonder. Though we sleep well at night. ;)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i'm pretty sure captain murphy and bob pollard
are different sides of the same coin.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"No matter what happens, we'll always have that in our pocket"
Lady & Gents,
Let’s go out there today and let’s get the ball rolling toward an improbable 3 game comeback.
We were just as dominating at home as they were this season (almost), so I see no reason why we can’t push this to a game 5, at a minimum.
John Danks, Your table is ready
Matchup: Rays (97-65) at White Sox (89-74), 3:07 p.m. CT, TBS
Probable Starters: Matt Garza (184 2/3 IP, 4.05 RA, 1.24 WHIP, 128 K) vs. John Danks (195, 3.42, 1.23, 159)
Pythagorean Record: Tampa Bay, 92-70 (774 RS, 671 RA); Chicago, 89-74 (811 RS, 729 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Tampa Bay, #3; Chicago, #10
Series Favorite: Rays, 89.5% (Up 2-0)
Prospectus: The White Sox have been exposed in the first two games of this series as a slow team unable to produce runs except via the long ball. Now they face elimination, and will have to “fight like a cat,” as manager Ozzie Guillen put it, if they want to have a shot at spoiling the Rays’ storybook season. Chicago does get to come back to US Cellular Field this afternoon, where it posted the fourth-best home winning percentage in baseball during the regular season. The Sox will also have Danks on the hill, who is coming off a superb performance in Chicago’s one-game divisional playoff win over Minnesota, and who pitched very well versus the lefty-vulnerable Rays this year: a 1.86 RA and 20/3 K/BB in 19 1/3 innings over three starts. Garza, on the other hand, has scuffled a bit down the stretch of the season, failing to throw more than five innings in any of his final three starts, and his road RA this season (4.83) was over a run and a half higher than his home mark (3.28).
The Rays could get Carlos Pena back in the lineup today, as the slugging first baseman expects to play after missing most of Game One and all of Game Two due to blurred vision resulting from a scratched cornea he suffered while at home. If Pena does play, there is a good chance that Tampa Bay could put forth a batting order featuring its full complement of offensive talents for the first time all season: the Rays have not played a single game this year with Pena, Evan Longoria, Carl Crawford, and Rocco Baldelli all in the lineup at the same time, but that could happen tonight. Baldelli missed most of the season due to his mitochondrial myopathy, returning in mid-August just a game after Crawford had been felled with a torn tendon in his finger, and three games after Longoria went down with a fractured wrist. Crawford didn’t get back into the batter’s box until this series, but has fallen right into his swing with a 3-for-8 showing and two RBI, while Longoria’s two blasts in Game One removed any lingering worries about his wrist. Anyone watching Baldelli race around the bases to score from first on Dioner Navarro’s pop-fly double in the eighth inning of Game Two had to be impressed with the progress that the outfielder has made in battling against his rare fatigue-inducing disease. It’s remarkable that the Rays were able to win 97 games while having their top batsmen miss so much time, and frightening for the rest of the playoff contenders that all of their offensive talent is finally healthy.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
line 'em up
OC, SS; AJ, C; Dye, RF; Thome, DH; PK, 1B; Griffey, CF; Ramirez, 2B; Wise, LF; Uribe, 3B. Danks pitching.
also an fyi for those of you holding tix for tomorrow:
Game Time
If the White Sox and Red Sox both win today, tomorrow’s game time will move to 7:07 p.m. to accommodate the TBS telecast (we’d be the only game in the country).
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
since this is potentially the last game of the season, fuck why not have swish in lf?
if the sox lose, i’m not going to pin it on ozzie b/c of swish/wise, but i thought he was alright in the #2 spot the other day.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
been the l/r platoon of late, no?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
wise was alright in the #2 spot the other day, too, hmmm.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
but it might be the last day. and swish is planning on bringing the awesome. or was it awful? wait, wait, playing at home...i had it right the first time with awesome.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, fuck it, forget i brought it up, i feel like ssh now
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm just glad he's not batting second.
not like aj is much better. the sox should consider finding some players who can hit first and/or second.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
etre d'accord.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
what if, and hear me out here, they brought in some guys who took a lot of walks?
that’s why, for all his struggles, i’d still be running swish out there a lot. he takes walks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i didn't say anything about "bringing" anyone in. they can be found anywhere.
swisher and his stellar sub .300 OBP in the last three months probably shouldn’t be in the current conversation. especially against righties.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
correct, i'm sorry brought this shit up, i could've done some simple research
sub-0.300 obp is pathetic.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd really like to know what is wrong with him.
i can’t see whatever “mechanical” issue KW says he has. doesn’t mean it’s not there, of course, but i don’t see what it is. part of it is probably in his head. he looks like he’s going up there banking on being able to work the count and get a walk. afraid to swing.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
i'll agree with you on swish's inability to pull the trigger right now. that seems to be the issue to me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i take that kdub comment with a grain of salt
but i’m also tired of hearing bad luck, even if there is babip to support. i mentioned this before, but nobody really responded, but he has hit pretty well in the cell this year. what do dramatic home/road splits mean in general?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
he likes to sleep in his own bed.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
extreme park factors.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
the guy batting second today has a .312 obp for the season. pick your poison.
our “leadoff hitter” has a .334.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and an equally atrocious sub .300 OBP in the last three months.
at least cabrera has been better than that line of late and in the leadoff position.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
Pods is on another team.
Rock Raines and Ricky are retired. No one left (well, J-Roll and Reyes, but I think they’re spoken for, too).
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
I've decided I'm starting a website
FIREEDFARMER.COM.
After listening to a variety of announcers on xm during the playoffs, I realize he sucks worse than I already knew that he sucked.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
thanks for clearing that up. i thought bally was starting a new site for downtrodden rural folk.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
ha.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
an excerpt from a text convo i had with several of my cubs fan friends:
can we please dismantle the whole cubs organization? they are a total fucking embarrassment to any self-respecting Chicagoan. i’m almost rooting for them just so i don’t have to watch anymore douchebags crying.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
so. using perfect hindsight.
was the sabathia for laporta trade worth it for milwaukee?
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
Bet they sold a lot more tickets. Sure.
(We’ll see in a year or two.)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
yeah.
the question is a bit of a no brainer with perfect hindsight because, duh, it looks like they’re going to get bounced in four games. but i think it was good to roll the dice. sold more tix. showed the fans you were willing to roll the dice (after failing to do so last year and likely missing the playoffs because of it). i know some brewers fans and they really liked the move and (this was in a vacuum and not the current reality) but they largely seemed okay with the move even if the brewers were to be knocked out in the first round. we’ll see if they’re singing that tune tonight or when laporta becomes a star.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
Plus MIL gets draft picks and they seem to know what to do with those
Even in hindsight, I think it’s worth it for them. They made the playoffs, sold some tickets, get some picks, and it’s not like laporta plays a position they were thin at.
by hitlesswonder on Oct 5, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea how to quantify the national exposure or what the move tells
potential free agents (and how it affects their behavior in their willingness to sign – hell, the Royals got Meche, sothere are always guys all about the $) but it looksto be an immediate positive. Unless the rental takes you all the way it’s always tough to justify it in the near term.
Did you just see the Thunderdome-like play by Counsell? Ball hit the roof railing in Miller and Counsell sprawled and caught the ricochet.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Beat me to it. See above.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i imagine counsell is a player you'd like.
looks like you or me.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
Normal-sized.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
LOL.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
At my boyfriend's parents' house last night, I got into a huge argument with his dad, when I asked him to put on the Cubs game.
I had the game on casually in the background, just to check in, see some plays, meh…
He could not believe that I wasn’t rooting for a Cubs win. I wasn’t being a dick about it, and cheering loudly for their demise; but I did express that I was hoping they lost.
Being from San Pedro, he was raised with the mindset that you root for your city, and even if the Sox are my team, the Cubs should then be my second team.
We argued for about 20 minutes, and I eventually got him to agree to disagree – we are of different cultures. He could not possibly get his head around the rivalry of the teams.
I know there are plenty of Sox/Cubs fans that loathe the other’s team. And I know there are plenty who don’t really care, and would root for the other, should they be competing… I don’t hold people at fault for thinking one way or the other… but I think part of my own take (in really disliking the Cubs) comes from the history of ridicule from Cubs fans – part of my wanting them to fail, comes from my not wanting Cubs fans to have bragging rights. I feel like this would fuck up my sphere of being in some way.
Anyway, long story short….am I a total asshole for not wanting the Cubs to win?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Doesn't matter - of more import: Ditch the boyfriend now.
You are marrying the family, and he will turn ito his Dad.
PS Did he defend your opinion? If not, ditch him today.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
DTSMFA
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Que? bally?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Yes, of course my boyfriend defended mine, and told his dad to let it go, cuz I certainly wouldn't back down - but it took him a while to understand my view too. He's also been to Chicago and seen the passion. His dad has no idea.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus, people out here in general (West Coast) lack a sort of fire for that sorta stuff. fucking hippies.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hippie, huh. nailed the communist part. tell him to fuck himself and then throw his tofu out the window. not sure why this went on for twenty minutes.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
nah, they aren't hippies - that's what yous call me at times, just for being where i am and eating all this fucking granola.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
how did you find a picture of my masseuse?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i didn't read the whole thing.
but the dad sounds like a racist. or a communist. or both.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
'course you didn't, fuckface.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed - did not think of that angle.
“Different cultures” – perhaps becaase you are a white woman (in his “culture”, women are to be seen and not heard, possibly) you are expected to STFU.
Was he wearing a “wife-beater”? Was his wife cowering in the bathroom? If either answer is “yes”, I think you know what to do next.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
ha! his mom is definitely not cowering to anyone, though his dad is also a tough man. tough, tough lady. hooo. wouldn't want to cross her...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I love my Mom a lot,
but you can ask all my ex-wives and the current (and last) one and they’d agree – a tough mother-in-law is not pleasant.
I see china-throwing in your future, Connie Corleone.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
no...they aren't...if they don't like you....this one adores me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
(I'm working clandestinely for Toonder. Even he doesn't know it.)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
i can tell. ;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
nicely done. does anyone read comments longer than 2 sentences? fucking BORING.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
now i just do it to piss you guys off....hahaha.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
san pedro produced the minutemen..the band, working class town, no?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
can't confirm the minutemen off the top of my head....nothing a little google won't solve though. but yeah, real working class...these are some tough people i am dealing with - lucky i have thick skin.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ah. i was grouping the whole statement with the question mark. heh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
can you please tell him to stop arguing with you and come mow my damn lawn? the hedges need work, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Sandwich first, or after mowing/trimming?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
landscaper/sandwich artist?
this guy should be making a killing.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
yeah, thinkin he meant for his dad to come a-mowing. but i'm sure me making the sandwich was implied in the text...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
MM assumed "different culture" means "Hispanic", I believe.
I, however, do not stereotpe like that misogynist Spaghetti Bender.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
this guy knows what i'm talking about.
(…now where is that fucking sandwich, hsa?)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
are you seriously not making some man a sandwich right now? god damn it! would somebody please train this woman?
i assumed different culture and from san pedro meant he was adept at landscaping.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I met w/ my broker the other day -- a northsider living out here...
all filled w/ cub hubris. He bet me a ‘3 pack’ of malnattis pizza (I guess they fly ‘em in) that the Cubs would go farther than the Sox. So i hope for a win today…but isn’t there better pizza than malnatti’s these days? Back in the day they weighed about 30 lbs a pizza. Ideas?
iirc, the only Chicago pizza places who ship online, are Lou's and Giordano's.
oh, and Uno….
but meh. I’d go for buttercrust.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Girdano's is a personal fave.
Fire your broker – his judgment sucks.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
and I can confirm that it is tasty through the mail. had it shipped here...got the job done.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm. don't recall. but the stuffed spinach is the way to go with Giordano's. that's what my dad and i usually have a beer with when i come home to visit. (november 5th! woooot!)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll send you my address if you're hankering to make a man a sandwich while you're back in town.
i know how you women love to do that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i just got it.
“make a man a sandwich” is your code for “come over here and have sexual relations with me for money, port slut.” gosh, i’m dense.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
woulda been clearer if he wrote "clearly." you aren't dense, silly goose, you know that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, larry
you spent too much time in Flori-duh. Better sharpen up before work tomorrow or you’ll get et alive.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
no, i really mean make me a sandwich. the sex is a given.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
oh yeah, that's really why i'm coming home in the first place - to make sandwiches for everyone i love.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
and "everyone i love"
is your code for “clients.” boy, it’s all becoming clear…
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
i do love them all, larry. my job is very fulfilling.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
strike ful-.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
(it was intentional) ;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
don't wink at me, jezebel.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i had something in my eye.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ba-zing!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Really, WTF is DTSMFA?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
yeah, I don't know either.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
dump the stupid mother fucker already.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought so.
;)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
ah! i knew there was a "mother fucker" in there..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course you did.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
get some eydrops. i'd lend you my visine, but the last three nights have forced me to run through my supply.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
eyedrops even.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunnoooo...
Lou’s is pretty damn good. Giordano’s is alright but to me it’s just average. I think people like it because it’s the exact idea of a deep-dish pizza.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i like it cuz it tastes like fucking heaven in my mouth.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
you trust this fucking guy?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
are you really letting a man who has confidence in the cubs handle your money? i hope he's got all your money in regional bank stocks.
i mix it up between lou’s and giordano’s. on a lou’s kick lately. those are the top 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm outta the chgo pizza loop
I actually like Grimaldis under the Brooklyn Bridge. Or Johns on W. 44th
pregame laugh.
Griffey, whose nine-year, $116.5 million contract expires after this season, told Chicago writers that he wants to play three more years.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
i cried a little.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
must be that time of the month.
it’s funny, not sad. get your emotions in check, woman.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
but, but, griff wants to be the hero so badly, and nobody on the sox is really helping him get there...he's doing everything he can out there, taking xbh's away, left and right, right and left, and all he wants is to hit that game-winning homer.
that didn’t make you sob a little!?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
where's ssh to lay into you for crying over baseball.
there’s a movie. i bet it’s on lifetime a lot because dykes fucking love it. stars tom hanks and a bunch of sissies. there’s some instructive dialogue in it.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
sorry, never seen it...but you sure watch some queer-sounding movies.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yaheearrrrd!
/black person
(sorry, wu, gotta agree on this one).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 5, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Colors of the world!
(spice up your life!)
Every boy and every girl!
(spice up your life!)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is Carl Everett playing?
They need a CF?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
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