Back In Black
by The Cheat on Oct 5, 2008 2:15 PM CDT
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PrintTampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox, Oct 5, 2008 3:40 PM CDT
John Danks threw the game of his life the last time the White Sox found themselves in this position, stands blacked out (though somehow doubt it will be as effective a second time), lose-or-go-golfing game. But each time he retires a batter, he reaches a new career high in innings pitched. He's in uncharted territory. Who knows what we can expect from Danks?
We know Matt Garza. We've seen him in '06 and '07 as a Twin. But we don't know this Matt Garza. That was the embryonic, Philly Floyd version of Garza. He's turned into a real pitcher, a real, good pitcher. Who knows what we can expect from Garza?
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that looks pretty good.
mmmmm, i’m just starving. where’s that fucking sandwich at?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's not nov 5th. but keep holding that breath.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
me too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
so does this man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
cocksucker.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
We gonna get this in today?
Where’s bally’s weather report?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Black flag lineup
Griffey in center is good for a two run spread. Hoped he would take up residence at The Villages and not travel with the team from Tampa.
If Garza can top 88mph on the gun Thome is toast.
Cabrerra is playing out the string in the field as if he is already gone.
Next season without all of the above is the only way we keep pace with Minnesota and Cleveland.
I am afraid the only chance of prolonging the season is a rain out.
don't feed trolls
check out his comments, makes ssh look decent
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you read his name?
I see “mi oil man”, as in he’s his own oil man or he doesn’t want you touching his oil, because it is his.
Either way, he’s hoarding oil and inflating prices the prices for the rest of us. What a bastard.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
best talk to your terrorist friends you pal with like bill ayers
i don’t understand what you’re saying ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
We need enegry independence and it just really goes back to going into Washington and getting Joe Six Pack back into the Vice President role and I really Healthcare isn't just about not to raise taxes
know what I’m sayin’?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
did you just wink at me rhythm?
i feel a little uncomfortable..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i followed you right up to enegry.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
that was on purpose
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
that's not gonna stop me from not getting it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Cubs fan here
I just wanted to wish you guys luck and not all Cubs fans are jerks.
"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti
you building any immunity to cubs happenings? or is it still as surprising every year?
i can’t believe they couldn’t win one game against the dodgers. there is no doubt in my mind who the better team is. i thought the cubs would be good for at least a nlcs appearance.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how does the weather look, are they going to play soon?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
says 3:40....last i heard.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
where's the guy from sugar ray? i just wanna fly.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I always thought they were say "I just wanna get high"
they’re even lamer than I thought
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
coming from the resident stoner on this site
yeah, that’s pretty lame.
trip to the bay getting pushed back to november, but when i go, i’ll have to get some recs from you and toonder
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
dissertation troubles, or just change of plans?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
lets go white sox
clap clap clapclapclap
bears got me in the right mood. time for some ray fuckin?
wait. not that mood. oh oh oh. i got it: time for some winnin!
I'm certainly rooting for the Sox as well
but getting the clap from fucking a dude name Ray, not my kind of party
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
port brewing hop 15 and 2nd anniversary ale.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
seat check. what's everybody sitting on?
i’m on a couch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
cardboard, as always
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
ain't poverty a bitch?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
sometimes it gets old
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
bj upton disappointing this season
drafted too high on him for my fantasy team
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions
One out in the top of the 1st, and I already wanted to murder Reynolds.
(that’s his name, right?)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
what an odd inning for danks.
2 hits, 1 k, no double play. 12 pitches. 5 batters faced.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
felt a lot worse...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
what are you sitting on?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Fuck TBS is missing first pitches now?
In the fucking playoffs? You kidding me?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
after seeing seeing all those commercials...
…i admit that some of the impersonations are good, when taken into consideration the volume of them…..
however, i really have no intention of watching the show
i like the john madden. the rest i'm meh to.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he used to be funny...but now that he's doing all the sketch comedy i don't like it
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
agreed.
i saw an ad for Frank TV when i saw Eagle Eye and his Charles Barkley made me laugh out loud. i was the only on laughing…..
i love the charles barkeley
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
yeah, i forgot about that one. that's good too.
turribul, just turribul,
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
johnny is overthrowing that fastball. missing his location because of it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
damnit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
wtf aj?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm light as a feather?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Thome
How many pitches to strike out? I’ve got five.
overmatched on that fastball.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
anybody else notcie the gun
goes into flames and smoke after a fastball?
i wonder if there is a cut off for that
mioilman
Michigan oil man. Use it to aggravate morons on left wing web sites.
no, he spent that half inning setting up the deep fryer in the clubhouse
next inning is when he’ll be eyeing/stalking the bird
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
he'd chase the bird for 5 minutes and get all tired
then just shoot it for getting too close to his car
house money!!
only between the speed of 90 and 93 mph
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
the death of one man's bachelorhood/happiness.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
wedding on a Sunday evening? odd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Uribe
Juan’s perchant for pounding grounders should tenderize the flying rat.
moosewood mac'n'cheese recipe
From the Moosewood Restaurant Low-Fat Favorites cookbook, which I suggest you check out in person because it is very awesome.
I also threw some fresh spinach in here, just into the mixture before the breadcrumb step, and it turned out really well.
1 1/2 c 1% cottage cheese
1 1/2 c skim milk or buttermilk
1 t dried mustard or 1 T prepared mustard
pinch of cayenne (or more)
1/4 t nutmeg
1/2 t salt
1/4 t ground black pepper
1/4 c grated onions
1 c grated sharp cheddar (4 oz.)
1/2 lb. uncooked elbow macaroni (or other tubular pasta)
2 T finely grated Pecorino or Parmesan cheese
1/4 c bread crumbs
Preheat oven to 375. Prepare square baking pan with a light spray of oil.
In a blender, combine cottage cheese, milk, mustard, cayenne, nutmeg, salt and pepper and puree until smooth. In a large bowl (actually, I did this right in the baking dish), combine pureed mixture with the onions, cheddar and uncooked macaroni. Stir well. Pour macaroni and cheese mixture into the baking pan. Combine the grated Pecoino or Parmesan and bread crumbs and sprinkle over top.
Bake about 45 minutes, until topping is browned and the center is firm.
Serves 4
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
we don't want to read about your scat fantasies.
perhaps you mistook SSS for “sexy scat schemes”. others have made similar errors.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
well, I was putting this off since I slept in a bit this morning.... but I'm getting some wine.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
that's it. go comatose for me, baby.
/wedding crashers.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
if you hadn't indicated 'wedding crashers,' i really would have thought that is something you would say.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
garza's stuff is filthy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
let's get that man going from the stretch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
uribe, i'm so tired of your shenanigans.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
busted. icahned.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
baby steps.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oc's got it working at the plate so far today.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i really want one of our guys to just run through him some time
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
i think that's the second time i've seen him do that this year.
brian anderson would've caught that...
fuuuuuck.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
could this result in a 2 out risp hit that scores a run?
it’s all so exciting.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
YES!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
and it was exciting.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
that has gotta be the fail of the day.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's young still....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
that is really fucking funny actually. just a complete failure of a comment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yeah, "two" isn't in there at allll.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
we got a run for that? i didn't think you could score without a homer.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
should count for two for us...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
This constant talk from the announcers...
about how the Sox can only score on homeruns is getting old. Why don’t they try mentioning the innabilit to hit anything with RISP? We’ve gotten enough runners over to score without a homer in this series.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions
They would also have to point out that TB hasd the lowest BA w/RISP in the AL this year
AIM: SouthSideCheat
that's silly.
of course they wouldn’t mention that. announcers stating facts. where oh where do you come up with this stuff?
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
baseball is about intangibles. the only numbers i want to hear are the scores.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and the count.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and the standings.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
nice entrance. I did that thing that you don't like acronym-ed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
the key to this series is experience. and youth.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't know if anyone watched the Bears game.
There was a point where the Bears challenged and the announcers repeatedly said that Lovie did it only to pad Marty Booker’s stats. They didn’t even notice that the challenge led them to having the ball at the 2 instead of the 7.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
bless his soul....regardless of what evil actually owns it at this point.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Harold. I do not care what you "really think" anymore.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
actually?...........?......................
no.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
people tend to forget
that we score the majority of our runs without the long ball.
i mean, give us a break.
home runs cause banks to collapse.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
home runs hide out in book depositories.
book depository. book depository.
/south park: b, l, u
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
We must never forget the day home runs destroyed Pearl Harbor
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
WWOOOOT!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
both bartlett ABs i was thinking for a second that pitchers were batting.
fucking twins all look the same
moosewood vegetarian chili recipe
2 1/2 cups kidney beans raw
6 cups water
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup tomato juice
1 cup bulgur
2 teaspoons olive oil for saute
4 each garlic cloves crushed
1 1/2 cups onion chopped
1 cup carrots chopped
1 cup celery chopped
1 teaspoon basil
1 tablespoon chili powder or more to taste
1 tablespoon cumin ground
1 x salt and black pepper
1 dash cayenne pepper to taste
2 cups tomatoes fresh, chopped
1/2 each lemon juice of
3 teaspoons tomato paste
3 teaspoons red wine dry
1/3 cup cheese
1/4 cup parsley leaves fresh chopped
Directions
Put kidney beans in a saucepan and cover them with 6 cups of water.
Soak 3-4 hours.
Add extra water and salt. Cook until tender (about 1 hour).
Watch the water level, and add more if necessary.
Heat tomato juice to a boil.
Pour over raw bulgar.
Cover and let stand at least 15 minutes.
(It will be crunchy, so it can absorb more later).
Saute onions and garlic in olive oil.
Add carrots, celery and spices.
When vegetables are almost done, add peppers.
Cook until tender.
Combine beans, bulgar, sautéd vegetables, tomatoes, lemon juice, tomato paste, and wine and heat together gently, either in kettle over double boiler, or covered in a moderate oven.
Serve topped with cheese and parsley.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
troll.
Cheat, I petition to banish.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
1984?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
dat's my birfyear.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
have you his previous comments on the site?
i wouldn’t be surprised..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
excellent
garza tried hard to walk him, and paulie finally let him.
brian anderson would've caught that...
I wouldn't mind Griffey flashing a little of that ground-rule double power
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
What we need.
A running back behind the o-line on the base paths
matar paneer recipe
1/2 Kg. Paneer
15 Cashewnuts soaked in water for one hour
3 medium sized Tomatoes
1 tsP dhania powder
1/2 teaspoon Red Chilli Powder
Two pinches of Haldi
1 big Onion
4 to 5 flakes of Garlic
Some Frozen Peas
Fresh Coriander leaves.
Salt to taste
2 tbsp Ghee
Method:
1. Grind the tomatoes, cahsew nuts and masalas together.
2. Chop the onion and garlic and saute in ghee till golden brown. Then add the ground masala and let it fry on medium heat for some time till the ghee separates out.
3. Then add the paneer, salt, peas and fresh coriander leaves and its ready to eat. This is a heavy dish and goes well with Kali daal and alloo dum. Enjoy!!!!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
it's indian for
shut the fuck up, cubs fan.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
by larry on Oct 5, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
iawtc.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
man that goes up there with my cutter comment
big fucking rec
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
not many would score on a ball hit that hard right at the rightfielder
brian anderson would've caught that...
shut up harold.
ichiro wouldn’t have scored on that. shut up.
clearly what the sox lack is more cowbell.
i'm wearing my che shirt, che che che che
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions
me too! chechechechechechecheche
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
that's fucking sweet.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Station-to-station this!
Pfft.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions
me too. heeheheehehehhehee
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
D Wise!!
fuck you HR and your station to station bs
Swisher could stay on the bench if you ask me
Wise has been clutch in the playoffs…..
Where it counts
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
can we delete my comments from the previous thread
hey hey hey
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
none of us read em anyway. no worries.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
uribe and cabrera really giving us some quality at-bats today.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't think Uribe actually looks at the pitch before he swings like a fucking monster at it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
For the same reason people don't want to hear spoilers before seeing a movie.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Which reminds me
Saw ‘Saving Sarah Marshall’ last night… warning: not nearly enough tits in that movie to offset amount of time they show the lead dude’s BHB.
Did Iwamura just make an out?
I refuse to accept this reality
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