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jazz hands. chaaa!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love cutting away from commercial to a shot of the dan ryan. what a beautiful city!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thought the same thing....hahaha

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit down, motherfucker

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit the fuck down, motherfucker!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wonder what watching the last week of baseball has been like for texas ranger fans. watching danks dominate.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I live with a Rangers fan...

And it makes him hate the front office. A lot.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

beautiful frame...

not as sexy as scarlett jo, but still

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vickey Christina Barcelona

a Woody Allen Movie

SUPER chick flick though

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i looooooove netflix.

/hawk

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as i look at the frank caliendo ad on this screen i just can't figure out if i like that guy or not.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Steve Stone:

“The mound is obviously the reason [Garza] has given up five hits and four runs.”

by Cold Snowden on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is kind of pissing me off

sox should just say, deal with it. you are on the road. thats part of being on the road

by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Could someone explain what is up with the mound for those of us without a live feed?

by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was clumpy and loose at the landing spot

bossard just came out and stripped off the loose shit

by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what was she talking about?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the mound, duh.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf?

they just stripped it to the mud?

by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First batter is gonna be huge

Garza’s out of it mentally. If AJ reaches, Garza will be blaming the mound.

If AJ doesn’t reach, Garza will think the mound is fixed. That’s what was wrong

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a double...

Come on, Garza. Get rattled.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stupid mound!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i challenge you to explain your response.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bossard just redid their field

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no more than 2.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rape joke!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even these market types know how to add

It’s the estimating systemic risk part they ain’t so good at :)

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more money > less money.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i doubt it

how many other teams fans’ actually know the groundskeeper’s name?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

I almost took offense when Garza criticized the mound, which is why I was asking.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah AJ.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ!

Take that, stupid mound!

by Cold Snowden on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

another lead off double

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mound's fixed

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think toby said

i fucked your mother navarro

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saw your wife at the bar last night

Helluva dancer. Now, I’m sure he’s just a close personal friend, but what were her panties doing on his head?

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice kong

dope.

house money!!

by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eeyore moment.

Garza pitched him tough.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mound's broke

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey, where's our friendly neighborhood oilman?

he has ssh down to a tee.

(which means he should be back any second now. thanks paulie)

by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No walks johnny

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking mound!

am i doing it right?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Those stubhub "best seats in the house"

are anything but.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

almost had them one time.

but i fell on my ass doing the bat spin thing

house money!!

by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 other things.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW

I don’t know if that was a strike…

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On second look

it was. Nasty, nasty pitch by Danks.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i would let danks shit on my face right about now.

assuming he’s not already scatted out from his date with BoeJouma

by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Danksian

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7 HRs 54 RBI

very all star worthy.

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who do you guys think will be the 4th and 5th starters in ’09?

by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Assuming that Contreras doesn’t get fixed and that JV is gone.

by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I would rather see Richard in that position than Poreda imho.

by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pass on a free agent

Too expensive. If KW can trade for a starter, I’ll take it and then let Richard/Poreda battle for the last spot.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how much does danks love these blackouts?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for those of you whom i like...

i am considering ‘organizing’ a post-post-season toast when i come back to chi in november. haven’t yet decided if that is just a horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad idea….
i created an email account just for you fuckers, linked on my profile, if you would be interested in gathering for a beer somewhere in the city (probably south loop).
i will be rolling with my dearest sox friend, mike, and who knows, chiburb may even want to make an appearance…so no funny stuff (larrrrry) – i will also have weapons that i know how to use.
but it’s all consideration at this point.
email me if you would be interested – gonna get a sort of head count and go from there
(mm, please no penis pictures).

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like nunchucks?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

among others. :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nothing turns me on more than a portslut with nunchucks

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'girls' with weapons are hot

won’t be around of course, but you know what you’re getting into ;-)

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awww geez. non-intentional.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sheesh. you send out a couple pictures of your penis out with all of your e-mails and all of a sudden you get a reputation.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ps fuck yes, danksie.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Sorry, Matt. I can't hear you."

“You’re going to have to — no, Matt, I can’t — TAKE YOUR GODDAMN GLOVE OFF YOUR FACE.”

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cmon ROY. Let score some more runs.

by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jr done good

hopefully the improved defense will outweigh the atrocious hitting to come

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Out Raysing these f*cks.

Get him IN.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really Longoria?

Really? At least BA advanced.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he thinks he's so good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got to give Longoria credit

That was a nice play

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or not.

That was huge.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jazz hands!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck are you talking about harold reynolds?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fatty puttin the nail in the coffin

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooh-ooooooh-oooorribee!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fatty got some wheels

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wheels!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes!

More than I expected, even.

Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?

by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ozzieball!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hopefully we pick up a shortstop after this season.

like a sweet one. trade for jimmy rollins?

dreams can be fun.

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pssh

dream big

Hanley

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

id say a javy, crede trade (maybe cash added)

could get either. but probably not. maybe throw in haracio just to ge thim the fuck out of here

by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you need to sit out a few plays.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go other Sox!

I hate the Rays as much as you guys do!

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You guys hate us that much?

We were going for you guys when you played the Twinkies. One, because you guys have Sox in your name, which makes you guys awesome, and second, because there were some MVP candidates on the Twins (Mauer, Morneau), but Quentin would have been in the running if he hadn’t gotten hurt.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You guys don't have the best ambassadors

when it comes to ballparks outside of Fenway.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quentin would have won it

But yeah dude, if we make it to the ALCS, we want to beat you. And I’d kind of like to see the Rays win it all if they beat us.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If they weren't going to play the BoSox, I'd go for them too.

ChiSox or Rays.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not really anything personal

(and thanks for the kind thoughts)… but most of everyone that isn’t a red sox fan hates them.

by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, we are turning into the Yankees....

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you guys have been for awhile

but the yankees have always admitted to what they are. you guys are barely starting to

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes, i hate you guys and i live in boston

you guys are arrogant seamheads who only care about the red sox/yanks rivalry and thumb your nose to every other team in the league

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Talk to me again in 2 hours.

Just kidding.

Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!

by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs