Home Field Speed
by The Cheat on Oct 5, 2008 5:04 PM CDT
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i love cutting away from commercial to a shot of the dan ryan. what a beautiful city!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
thought the same thing....hahaha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
And Danks makes Aki look like a chump.
Good start to this thread.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i wonder what watching the last week of baseball has been like for texas ranger fans. watching danks dominate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I live with a Rangers fan...
And it makes him hate the front office. A lot.
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would you take another?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ironically, i named my balls betelgeuse and antares.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
beautiful frame...
not as sexy as scarlett jo, but still
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions
i looooooove netflix.
/hawk
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
for folks watching - i still banned myself - do you think danks had the early inning jitters
and he’s settled in a groove now?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
as i look at the frank caliendo ad on this screen i just can't figure out if i like that guy or not.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I think he's a likable, mildly entertaining guy being overexposed
Kinda like the Peter Principle on TV.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i think they need to re-tool that show. the writing is terrible, but i think they could find a format that works.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
this is kind of pissing me off
sox should just say, deal with it. you are on the road. thats part of being on the road
what was she talking about?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
the mound, duh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
First batter is gonna be huge
Garza’s out of it mentally. If AJ reaches, Garza will be blaming the mound.
If AJ doesn’t reach, Garza will think the mound is fixed. That’s what was wrong
AIM: SouthSideCheat
stupid mound!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Does any other team take pride in its groundskeeper as much as the Sox?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i challenge you to explain your response.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
How many other groundskeepers have done half of the major league playing surfaces?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
no more than 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
rape joke!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Even these market types know how to add
It’s the estimating systemic risk part they ain’t so good at :)
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
more money > less money.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he is killing it. you gotta love a guy old as moses still really trying to amass wealth.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i doubt it
how many other teams fans’ actually know the groundskeeper’s name?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Yup
I almost took offense when Garza criticized the mound, which is why I was asking.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
yeah, hence my comment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
bossard is a household name.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Saw your wife at the bar last night
Helluva dancer. Now, I’m sure he’s just a close personal friend, but what were her panties doing on his head?
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THAT CALL WAS SOME GRADE A RODGER MCDOWELL BULLCORN
but i’ll take it
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hey, where's our friendly neighborhood oilman?
he has ssh down to a tee.
(which means he should be back any second now. thanks paulie)
fucking mound!
am i doing it right?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Those stubhub "best seats in the house"
are anything but.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
2 other things.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
om nom nom nom
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i would let danks shit on my face right about now.
assuming he’s not already scatted out from his date with BoeJouma
Pass on a free agent
Too expensive. If KW can trade for a starter, I’ll take it and then let Richard/Poreda battle for the last spot.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
how much does danks love these blackouts?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i would bring out danks to face the bottom of the line-up
does ozzie have anyone warming up?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions
Thornton and Dotel were up
But Danks isn’t even close to 100 pitches yet. Leave him in.
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for those of you whom i like...
i am considering ‘organizing’ a post-post-season toast when i come back to chi in november. haven’t yet decided if that is just a horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad idea….
i created an email account just for you fuckers, linked on my profile, if you would be interested in gathering for a beer somewhere in the city (probably south loop).
i will be rolling with my dearest sox friend, mike, and who knows, chiburb may even want to make an appearance…so no funny stuff (larrrrry) – i will also have weapons that i know how to use.
but it’s all consideration at this point.
email me if you would be interested – gonna get a sort of head count and go from there
(mm, please no penis pictures).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
among others. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing turns me on more than a portslut with nunchucks
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
'girls' with weapons are hot
won’t be around of course, but you know what you’re getting into ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
awww geez. non-intentional.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
sheesh. you send out a couple pictures of your penis out with all of your e-mails and all of a sudden you get a reputation.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
"Sorry, Matt. I can't hear you."
“You’re going to have to — no, Matt, I can’t — TAKE YOUR GODDAMN GLOVE OFF YOUR FACE.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
jr done good
hopefully the improved defense will outweigh the atrocious hitting to come
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions
Out Raysing these f*cks.
Get him IN.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions
he thinks he's so good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how Alexei thought he was safe
Sorry, but you were out by about three feet.
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what the fuck are you talking about harold reynolds?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fucking ridiculous. i feel so bad for the dude sitting with him. wait....there is somebody else in the box, right??
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They tried to hang Uribe out to dry on a hit-and-run.
OC’s wondering what happened.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i am vomiting a little bit here. involuntarily.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that reminds me; i need a refill.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
did someone say we're outraying the rays?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions
Yes!
More than I expected, even.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully we pick up a shortstop after this season.
like a sweet one. trade for jimmy rollins?
dreams can be fun.
id say a javy, crede trade (maybe cash added)
could get either. but probably not. maybe throw in haracio just to ge thim the fuck out of here
we don't have him anymore
and no way FLA takes on that much salary
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
you need to sit out a few plays.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
me too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Go other Sox!
I hate the Rays as much as you guys do!
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
You guys hate us that much?
We were going for you guys when you played the Twinkies. One, because you guys have Sox in your name, which makes you guys awesome, and second, because there were some MVP candidates on the Twins (Mauer, Morneau), but Quentin would have been in the running if he hadn’t gotten hurt.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
You guys don't have the best ambassadors
when it comes to ballparks outside of Fenway.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Quentin would have won it
But yeah dude, if we make it to the ALCS, we want to beat you. And I’d kind of like to see the Rays win it all if they beat us.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
If they weren't going to play the BoSox, I'd go for them too.
ChiSox or Rays.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
not really anything personal
(and thanks for the kind thoughts)… but most of everyone that isn’t a red sox fan hates them.
Man, we are turning into the Yankees....
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
you guys have been for awhile
but the yankees have always admitted to what they are. you guys are barely starting to
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
yes, i hate you guys and i live in boston
you guys are arrogant seamheads who only care about the red sox/yanks rivalry and thumb your nose to every other team in the league
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk to me again in 2 hours.
Just kidding.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
what a great, great show.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
2-run HR for Upton
Good thing we got that insurance run
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I don't think he was
With Pena on deck, I have no problems with him facing Upton.
All you have to do is throw strikes to get Pena…come on…
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix.
It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
milk was a bad choice.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Thank God DJ isn't doing this game
I got really sick of hearing “OH DO TELL” every time we brought in Octavio.
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So, if the Sox blow this one...
it’ll be an eerily similar three game series to when the Twins swept us.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
nah
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
America!
Not Communist China. Yet.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
me too. i wouldn't be able to contribute otherwise.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck you!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i'm sorry. that was unnecessary. but yeah, i agree.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Gotta love Dotel screaming.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Faith in Doc Oc = 0, Jim?
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Fear is the enemy.
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
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