Home Field Speed
by The Cheat on Oct 5, 2008 5:04 PM CDT
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jazz hands. chaaa!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i love cutting away from commercial to a shot of the dan ryan. what a beautiful city!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thought the same thing....hahaha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit down, motherfucker
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Danks makes Aki look like a chump.
Good start to this thread.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you for saying "rbi"
as it should be
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
felt like it had been too long
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit the fuck down, motherfucker!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The less picturesque side of the park there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wonder what watching the last week of baseball has been like for texas ranger fans. watching danks dominate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I live with a Rangers fan...
And it makes him hate the front office. A lot.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoyable inning.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would you take another?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I *might*.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Danks really 23?
I call forged documentation.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
his balls are 23 pounds
a piece, mind you. and he’s such a man he has 12 balls.
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So THAT's why Natalie Punto loves him so much
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a comparison of white sox pitcher's ball sizes
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ironically, i named my balls betelgeuse and antares.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so danks is betelgeuse?
and Javy is Jupiter?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beautiful frame...
not as sexy as scarlett jo, but still
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did you see her and penelope cruz make out?
DAMN it was hot
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vickey Christina Barcelona
a Woody Allen Movie
SUPER chick flick though
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i looooooove netflix.
/hawk
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a well located fastball
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for folks watching - i still banned myself - do you think danks had the early inning jitters
and he’s settled in a groove now?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as i look at the frank caliendo ad on this screen i just can't figure out if i like that guy or not.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's a likable, mildly entertaining guy being overexposed
Kinda like the Peter Principle on TV.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think they need to re-tool that show. the writing is terrible, but i think they could find a format that works.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Stone:
“The mound is obviously the reason [Garza] has given up five hits and four runs.”
by Cold Snowden on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is kind of pissing me off
sox should just say, deal with it. you are on the road. thats part of being on the road
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could someone explain what is up with the mound for those of us without a live feed?
by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was clumpy and loose at the landing spot
bossard just came out and stripped off the loose shit
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was she talking about?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mound, duh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Bossard pissed?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First batter is gonna be huge
Garza’s out of it mentally. If AJ reaches, Garza will be blaming the mound.
If AJ doesn’t reach, Garza will think the mound is fixed. That’s what was wrong
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a double...
Come on, Garza. Get rattled.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid mound!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trap door would be sweet here on the first pitch.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does any other team take pride in its groundskeeper as much as the Sox?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i challenge you to explain your response.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bossard just redid their field
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many other groundskeepers have done half of the major league playing surfaces?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no more than 2.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rape joke!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even these market types know how to add
It’s the estimating systemic risk part they ain’t so good at :)
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more money > less money.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Warren Buffet agrees.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is killing it. you gotta love a guy old as moses still really trying to amass wealth.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i doubt it
how many other teams fans’ actually know the groundskeeper’s name?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I almost took offense when Garza criticized the mound, which is why I was asking.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt roger redo wrigley in the off season?
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, hence my comment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bossard is a household name.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah AJ.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the mound! The MOUUUUUUUND!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mound's fixed
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD had an Eeyore moment.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think toby said
i fucked your mother navarro
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saw your wife at the bar last night
Helluva dancer. Now, I’m sure he’s just a close personal friend, but what were her panties doing on his head?
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Major League
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT CALL WAS SOME GRADE A RODGER MCDOWELL BULLCORN
but i’ll take it
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to center, I hope.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not have a Bonerko for weak double plays to third
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eeyore moment.
Garza pitched him tough.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mound's broke
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, where's our friendly neighborhood oilman?
he has ssh down to a tee.
(which means he should be back any second now. thanks paulie)
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thank goodness, a profile of Longoria.
I didn’t know who he was.
by expatnyc on Oct 5, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No walks johnny
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking mound!
am i doing it right?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Those stubhub "best seats in the house"
are anything but.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
almost had them one time.
but i fell on my ass doing the bat spin thing
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe West's neck is something else.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 other things.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe west's neck is filled with applesauce
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
surely that must be followed up with a photoshop
you have until the first joe west game next year
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(making note on calender)
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big comeback there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
I don’t know if that was a strike…
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On second look
it was. Nasty, nasty pitch by Danks.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first one since august?
september blew
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would have been a ball in tampa
umpires are influenced by the crowd, i believe at times
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked like hometown call there
but i’ll take it
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Niiiiiiiice pitch by Danks
Two down
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its nice knowing that he is only 23
along with a young gavin and sturdy buehrle
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks eats up the strike zone:
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
om nom nom nom
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will haunt my dreams for years
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would let danks shit on my face right about now.
assuming he’s not already scatted out from his date with BoeJouma
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danksian
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who do you guys think will be the 4th and 5th starters in ’09?
by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Assuming that Contreras doesn’t get fixed and that JV is gone.
by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would rather see Richard in that position than Poreda imho.
by Ahillock on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pass on a free agent
Too expensive. If KW can trade for a starter, I’ll take it and then let Richard/Poreda battle for the last spot.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what everybody sees when they face Danks
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that is just awesome
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that great
I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN RAYS
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how much does danks love these blackouts?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is there any timetable on quentin going to instructional league?
to get reps in?
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would bring out danks to face the bottom of the line-up
does ozzie have anyone warming up?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton and Dotel were up
But Danks isn’t even close to 100 pitches yet. Leave him in.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for those of you whom i like...
i am considering ‘organizing’ a post-post-season toast when i come back to chi in november. haven’t yet decided if that is just a horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad idea….
i created an email account just for you fuckers, linked on my profile, if you would be interested in gathering for a beer somewhere in the city (probably south loop).
i will be rolling with my dearest sox friend, mike, and who knows, chiburb may even want to make an appearance…so no funny stuff (larrrrry) – i will also have weapons that i know how to use.
but it’s all consideration at this point.
email me if you would be interested – gonna get a sort of head count and go from there
(mm, please no penis pictures).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like nunchucks?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
among others. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing turns me on more than a portslut with nunchucks
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crossbow seems appropriate.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'girls' with weapons are hot
won’t be around of course, but you know what you’re getting into ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww geez. non-intentional.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sheesh. you send out a couple pictures of your penis out with all of your e-mails and all of a sudden you get a reputation.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ps fuck yes, danksie.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griff walks, BA in
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian gets to play!!!!!!!
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Sorry, Matt. I can't hear you."
“You’re going to have to — no, Matt, I can’t — TAKE YOUR GODDAMN GLOVE OFF YOUR FACE.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a bitchin' organ riff by Nancy
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jr done good
hopefully the improved defense will outweigh the atrocious hitting to come
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stolen base for BA!
SPEED
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the speedy chicago white sox
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Running scares me.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stealing second
and ladies hearts since 05
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Out Raysing these f*cks.
Get him IN.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really Longoria?
Really? At least BA advanced.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he thinks he's so good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Helluva pick by Longoria
But nice baserunning by BA.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got to give Longoria credit
That was a nice play
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uribe woulda thrown that on a fly
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how Alexei thought he was safe
Sorry, but you were out by about three feet.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great play be Pena
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squeeze.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or not.
That was huge.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drays are flashing some leather
That was another nice pick
by beeramid on Oct 5, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JUANIE!!!
PROFUNDO!
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jazz hands!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck are you talking about harold reynolds?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking ridiculous. i feel so bad for the dude sitting with him. wait....there is somebody else in the box, right??
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fatty puttin the nail in the coffin
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ooh-ooooooh-oooorribee!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The mound defeats Garza again
/fat joke.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stolen base for the fatty!
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fatty got some wheels
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheels!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They tried to hang Uribe out to dry on a hit-and-run.
OC’s wondering what happened.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was ozzie running so OC could lead off?
has he not been watching OC’s ABs?
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mini earthquakes knocked that ball out of his glove
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're just jocking on Garza's bitchass
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i am vomiting a little bit here. involuntarily.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that reminds me; i need a refill.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did someone say we're outraying the rays?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
More than I expected, even.
Welcome to Nowhere. How did the treadmill get us here?
by defensive indifference on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzieball!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe! Around the bases like a madman!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the things he does for cake
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oc is already signed with the twins
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully we pick up a shortstop after this season.
like a sweet one. trade for jimmy rollins?
dreams can be fun.
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pssh
dream big
Hanley
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id say a javy, crede trade (maybe cash added)
could get either. but probably not. maybe throw in haracio just to ge thim the fuck out of here
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade Crede?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
May I ask how?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
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by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we don't have him anymore
and no way FLA takes on that much salary
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to sit out a few plays.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Five! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
me too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go other Sox!
I hate the Rays as much as you guys do!
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we don't really hate them that much
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
either way we're probably hoping boston loses in the ALCS?
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys hate us that much?
We were going for you guys when you played the Twinkies. One, because you guys have Sox in your name, which makes you guys awesome, and second, because there were some MVP candidates on the Twins (Mauer, Morneau), but Quentin would have been in the running if he hadn’t gotten hurt.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys don't have the best ambassadors
when it comes to ballparks outside of Fenway.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quentin would have won it
But yeah dude, if we make it to the ALCS, we want to beat you. And I’d kind of like to see the Rays win it all if they beat us.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they weren't going to play the BoSox, I'd go for them too.
ChiSox or Rays.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really anything personal
(and thanks for the kind thoughts)… but most of everyone that isn’t a red sox fan hates them.
by Trooper on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, we are turning into the Yankees....
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys have been for awhile
but the yankees have always admitted to what they are. you guys are barely starting to
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, i hate you guys and i live in boston
you guys are arrogant seamheads who only care about the red sox/yanks rivalry and thumb your nose to every other team in the league
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk to me again in 2 hours.
Just kidding.
Well, I'll appreciate for you to keep my zingers outta your mouth!
by BoSox415 on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats with the macbooks in the MLB commericals
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wave of the future.
I write this from a macbook.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow youre just like koskie fukudome
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa whoa whoa
I can hit pitches that spin!
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mac = Fisher Price
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shiny round white plastic > common sense
house money!!
by thecip on Oct 5, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Bunt, Rocco! I need you to validate me!"
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks isn't coming off short rest, Harold
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Filthy changeup.
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
time for steak.
be back in a bit boys and girls.
by BoeJouma on Oct 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Iwamura:
DENIED
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a great, great show.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna hit you where it hurts the most
by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodbye Cruel World!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Oct 5, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wildcard bitches!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-run HR for Upton
Good thing we got that insurance run
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the run, Uribe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bullpen please
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he was
With Pena on deck, I have no problems with him facing Upton.
All you have to do is throw strikes to get Pena…come on…
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, now you take him out
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by UribeAuction on Oct 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 batters too long
he was struggling for first couple outs and noticeably missing his spots
by The Scoper on Oct 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yank him
He’s missing spots badly.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Drink check
Pepto bismol
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Oct 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Grainbelt Premium
And, with Dotel coming in and Longroria batting, regurgitated bile
by beeramid on Oct 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drain-o
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 5, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix.
It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 5, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milk was a bad choice.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.