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PrintTampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox, Oct 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT
Sonnanstine -- (SAHN-un-styne)
-verb
1. to shut down an opponent through use of the following method; throw strikes, change speeds and arm angles, all while possessing less than spectacular "stuff"
2. see Marcum or Mussina
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One game at a time, boys, one game at a time
Let’s go White Sox
clap, clap, clap, clap
Let the Black Out commence to envelop the Rays…
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
do you live in the East Bay?
or is it that you live in the eastern portion of a bay in San Diego?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I had this same conversation today with my dad,
He was saying that he didn’t know much about sonnanstine, but felt good with Gavin Big Balls throwing. So i gave him the scouting report of mid to high 80’s lots of junk good control and changes speed…… my dad just looked and me and said “Oh Fuck.”
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
correction...
looked at me …………………. not and me
I still feel good about this game though…
Did anyone else hear Danks on the score this morning? It was with Mully and Hanley. He actually credits Javy no heart V. with helping him, said that he feels bad for him, and wants him to get another start to prove himself…… I couldn’t help but like danks a little less for saying that….. I take it back…. i have too much man love for johny ballgame
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
nah, every evening usually. i should know betta!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
shame on you
every morning starts with ph8, sss, and some small indie site called soxmachine
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
come on gavin
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i love that they mention the General's gold gloves
it’s been about a decade
let it go
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
respecting the bunt?
showed on the first pitch
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
Looking at gameday, how was pitch #2 on Upton (the curve) not a strike?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
it looked good on tbs...i thought it was a strike
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
you gotta locate gavin
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Caught the game on the radio last night
could barely hear Stone over the crowd, seems quiet today by comparison
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
Good God...1-0 already?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
DiGiorno frozen pizza
I’m too lazy to really cook anything with the game on
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
homestyle bakes
it’s kinda like a casserole. its pretty solid. costs like $4 at meijer
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Sounds good
I’m not rocking anything but the beers right now
Beer Fridge is stocked with
1 Sixer of Great Lakes Moondog ESB
1 Sixer Sam Adams Irish Red
3 Dog Fish Head 90 Minute IPAs (will not be breaking into these tonight most likely)
2 Great Lakes Eliot Ness (Vienna Lager)
I'll be right there...
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
unfortunately, i have work tonight
and still being a minor, my beer stock is usually limited to a case of bud light
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Upton girl
I think his next at-bat should start with a little chin music. He looks a little too comfortable up there.
and its about time 'we' hit some homeruns, this is our fucking house
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 6, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions
what just happened to warrant all the "fucks?" i'm not at the bar yet!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
your occupation?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
corporate portslut. i'm heading over in a half-hour.
toonder@gmail?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
full name. thx.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
whooooops! whomever is toonder@gmail is going to get a fun little email surprise!
heheehehehehehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
don't you dare bill me for it.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
...the invoice shouldn't have been created yet, but let me know if you inadvertently get one and i'll credit you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Thomer
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmm….(praying)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
moar description plz.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
it looks like a disheveld homeless man somehow won tickets to game 4 of the ALDS
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
I know that this is going to jinx us,
but it looks like sonnanstine is having trouble hitting his spots….we need to get to him early…
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
just like kazmir!!
oh wait.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
larry's mom wasn't swinging her towel
enough…Thomer’s only happen with massive towel movement.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Is Gavin getting squeezed?
It looks that way on gameday
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
Seriously
what is going on with the umpiring in this series?
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
i think the sox are just waiting for the sss regulars to show up
hurry up already lare, wu, colin, mm, jim, and cheat
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
it's only 5:30. colin will be up soon.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
aren't you still at work? wtf, it's only 2:30 out there
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 6, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i am still at work. physically at least. but it's 5:30 for sleeping beauty colin in a2.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
walk him
c’mon you know you wanna!
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
like all OPOSs
back in their day they didn’t have machines that make letters for them, they had to use… get this… PENS.
i've heard of these pens
supposedly mightier than the sword?
i’m not buying it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
get a towel, quick!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking christ, walk that fucking asshole
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
i'm surprised he doesn't just stop his home run trot when he gets to first and return to the dugout.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought this Upton fellow was lazy?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Oh and fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
HR thinks we're going to score some runs
That’s not comforting at all.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
There's no excuse to not pick Floyd up
He’s had 2 bad pitches, but he’s going to hold the fort for at least 6 today. Wake the fuck up offense, or feel my internet wrath.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
If the offense doesn't wake up...
We’re gonna have to hurt them where it hurts the most.
Their dicks.
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
I find it interesting...
that Cabrera ragged on his teammates for not getting it done in tough situations and then disappears once the playoffs start.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 6, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
he didn't disappear. he's sucking ass in plain view.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a selfish twat
Because he, and only he is failing to produce in a high leverage situation. Everyone else is hitting grand slams, no?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
The other people in the lineup...
didn’t talk smack about their teammates.
If you talk, you’d better produce.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 6, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
did you call dotel to apologize yet?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Apologize for what?
All the games he blew in down the stretch?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 6, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
just looking at the gamelog again and can't see what you're talking about.
i was referring to his inability to pitch against good hitters in big situations. like against longoria. in the playoffs.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He talked shit, they won 3 in a row to make the playoffs
Corrleation=causation always.
And, there are more things to complain/talk about right now than Orca’s mouth. Go back to talking about the thick atmosphere clouding Dotel’s lungs.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually...
he talked shit right before they lost five straight to Minnesota and Cleveland.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 6, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny how if you said the same thing you would be patting yourself on the back, no?
Because a fan is allowed to armchair manage as much as possible, but the actual players who, you know, win and lose the games aren’t allowed to voice their opinion?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to the press, no.
Good to see that you get it now.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 6, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i may have to break out the bartman headphones and mow the lawn
surely that will bring the luck
I'm taking an hour break from the game...
it’s been working lately
by Craig Grebeck on Oct 6, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh. So you watched the first two series games in their entirety then?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Could this be a repeat of Floyd's 4HR performance against the Rockies?
(as long as fatty comes though and wins it for us again, I’m ok with that)
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Any way to find out
the Sox record this year in games where the opposing team hits the first home run? Seems like each of our guys automatically swings for the fences in that situation…
It seems like they swing for the fences in every situation, in every game this season
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
all over your new shirt?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
where is wise's dedication to that ball?
he was easily in diving distance. its win or go home, you have to make that effort. i dont care if youre gs and you oonly have a 30% chance at it, you gotta take that chance.
Bleak
All the hopes are pinned on an offense where the best run producer is Dewayne Wise.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
man
I was hoping for a good game today, even if they lost. I have a feeling they’re going to try and hit 5 solo homers next inning.
Richard getting primo auditioning time
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
4 runs down and folks are jumping off?
Weak. WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
by winningugly on Oct 6, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
PUT IN ON NOW!
(You’re welcome.)
No team can match the White Sox combination of power, pitching and experience. Certainly not the Rays. White Sox in 5
Yeah seriously
You shitcocks will have the rest of the winter to bitch and moan. Be a fan for 5 more innings.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
way to lay down the law.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Oct 6, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed, therefore rec'd
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
If we can keep the ball out of the air
and drive the ball we can be allright
General Soreness with a diving catch
BA would have caught that on the run with ease
Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?
(( rubs eyes ))
general?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
good move by ozzie, time for us to make our move
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 6, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
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