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White Sox Community Prospect Ranking -- You're Invited

The topic of prospects came up (and started to take over) in the previous thread, so I thought now would be a great time to give out Community Prospect Ranking another shot. It's been a year since we last attempted this, and since then, I've discovered how to use Google Forms. So, this will be a little bit different (and hopefully a whole lot easier) than in years past.

After the jump, I've embedded a form listing 20+ White Sox prospects. Please rank your Top 10 (and only your top 10) from 1-10 (with 1 being best). I've left off Adam Russell, who lost his rookie eligibility due to the number of days he spent on the big league roster. Surprisingly, Clayton Richard appears to limbo just underneath the rookie eligibility bar.

Once all the data has been collected, I'll perform some College AP Poll-type weighting to the results and post our Community Rankings

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This was all off the top of my head:

1) Beckham
2) Poreda
3) Richard
4) Allen
5) Getz
6) Danks
7) Egbert
8) Gerst
9) Carter
10) Ely

Man, that’s still a really bad system.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i am a whirlwind yo

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just for the consideration of others.

i think cole armstrong should have been included in the above and should be a strong consideration for people’s top ten as a write-in. literally as i write this, he’s ripping through AFL pitching. good thing the sox protected him instead of whatever hernandez, right, wiz?

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think a .300 MiLB OBP

plays at any position

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.316 career!

you were way off.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we'll see. i retain optimism.

me saying he should be considered for a top ten says more about who you put on the list in front of him and the state of the white sox organization than anything else. i know i’d put the odds of him playing in the majors much higer than morel, gerst, mcculloch, griffin, silverio…

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

I just have trouble calling a guy whose ceiling is a backup catcher a prospect

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the port sluts.

don’t forget the port sluts.

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dat's right.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 89+ win seasons since Cheat started, right?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i immediately added him into the write-ins upon not seeing his name in the list before even reading your post

good call lare

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah i would like to put him in mi

mine but i went way quick on it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's a question then:

can we officially assign armstrong a floor of back-up catcher? is he officially likely to be a major leaguer?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask me in a month.

he’s certainly trying.

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

any further conclusions about his ceiling then?

his peripherals have historically sucked pretty bad, so he’ll need to have a definitive skill at hitting for average to be good. so yeah, i guess we do just have to wait.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this guy?

http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=623
http://www.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Cole%20Armstrong&pos=C&sid=l119&t=p_pbp&pid=454573

clearly

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd rather have that guy

than this worthless junk that you fell in love with for whatever reason.

http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=21809

by larry on Oct 11, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fell in love?

where are you pulling these stuff out of?

I didn’t fell in love with hernandez; I just thought he’d be a better guy to have in the last spot of our roster

the only player on our roster that’s worthy of ‘falling in love with’ is Q!

so in order to justify your argument you invented a position I never held

awesome!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 11, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only player on our roster that’s worthy of ‘falling in love with’ is Q!

Danks too

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Link the former PSU closer

who has failed to impress so far? I remember BP was sorta optimistic on him

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

do we have a guy like that

or am I totally imagining this? (Legitimately trying to find it now on my own for those ready to apply the lazy pos tag)

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

o'neil

racist

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question to whoever knows

what are the cheapest would be free agents likely to retain their A status after 2009 available this winter?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don't understand this question.

are you looking for players to sign to one year deals like that? the answer to that is probably no one. maybe milton bradley. otherwise, guys who are type As generally aren’t going to sign short deals and projecting performance after 2011 or something ain’t easy.

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cabrera types, maybe?

guys with one year left who could be obtained reasonably in trade and then allowed to walk for the compensation picks. i’m just guessing that’s what colin’s getting at. cot’s contracts has a list of 2010 free agents here.

your guess is undoubtedly superior to mine as to which of them are ilkely to be type a’s after next year. some infield names of possible interest to the sox as stopgaps:

Mark DeRosa CHC
Adam Kennedy STL
Placido Polanco DET
Brian Roberts BAL
Freddy Sanchez * PIT
Bobby Crosby OAK
Alex Gonzalez * CIN
Khalil Greene SD
Jack Wilson * PIT
Adrian Beltre SEA
Hank Blalock TEX
Chone Figgins LAA
Chad Tracy ARZ
Ty Wiggington HOU

by Ryno on Oct 9, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. trade talk. well, i think i'll avoid that.

here’s a list of projected elias rankings. someone else can match them up to possible 2010 free agents for a wish list.

http://tigers-thoughts.blogspot.com/2008/08/projected-elias-rankings.html

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wiggington is a nice right handed bat who can play all the corners

i used him for that in fantasy this year, actually. i think he’s a very useful player when cheap.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about jose martinez

I know he’s raw, but anyone have an update on him?

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel like i crashed this party, because i have no clue on how to evaluate minor league talent

i’m thinking its a combination of ceiling and whether there’s improvement to corresponding with increasing level (A to AA, etc)

as a heads up, i only ranked 5 or 6 (i forget already), feel free to flag, really…

beckham
poreda
danks
richard
shelby
getz

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Getz Jewish?

Is he in temple today?

by RoyEgan on Oct 9, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RoyEgan, would you mind lending some advice to a young lady?

I would like to have a chat with you regarding your business….you already know the basics of what I’m doing….
but anyway, if you have a chance, please email me at the address on my profile.
Promise I am not one of those people. I will not hassle you beyond the discussion….and hopefully won’t hassle you during…

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't believe we're doing this in october.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this was already starting the night of game 4.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as opposed to august?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

last year we did it in early november.

let’s be honest, is a prospects ranking going to change in the next month? probably not.

by larry on Oct 9, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't recall when we did this last year, interesting.

but I thought of how we were proposing rearrangements for the organization during the season last year, whereas we waited until after the season this year.

I like it when the Sox make the playoffs.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a very conflicted individual

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had the same trouble as OSFIB in that I'm not sure how to rank prospects

but I checked their profiles on fangraphs and based my order on how I thought they would contribute at the major league level (ie pulling it out of my ass). I would suppose this would be the opposite of the “upside” argument, but WTF do I know?

1 Beckham
2 Poreda
3 Richard
4 Getz
5 Danks
6 Egbert
7 Allen
8 Cassell
9 Harrell
10 Rasner

Unfortunately for cheat, I clicked on McCulloch accidentally and couldn’t erase the bubble completely, so I put him at #10 even though I didn’t intend to include him.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think that mcculloch will have a solid season next year and will eventually develop into a decent major league reliever

or possibly even starter…who knows…i just think he’s got a higher ceiling than some of the other guys

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that bad, eh? maybe it's just my furbsimism kicking in

but i still say he makes it up to the big club eventually and be like a dave bush or possibly matt guerrier

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hilarious

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 9, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

put the bong down furbs

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't know how to rank prospects because you're dumbass!

i also had an incomplete list because i’m a lazy union loving communist!

i should check fangraphs, thanks.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Mofo, DEFEND!

I apologize for nothing.

by winningugly on Oct 9, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, what are you my old man? actually, i got me a 'date' now

d-day is scheduled for late january. i might have papers accepted for pub by then

by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe this was mine

1. Beckham, despite my former dislike for him
2. Aaron Poreda
3. Jordan Danks, I really like him
4. Brandon Allen, I missed him before this year. I didn’t include him in my White Sox prospect rankings in the Project Prospect report last year. Highest power upside of anyone in the system
5. Clayton Richard, it may be a long process but I think he can become something quite useful
6. Jack Egbert, he’s testing my faith but it was one bad year
7. John Shelby, a really weak K/BB ratio in a league he was a bit old for, but the talent is there
8. Chris Getz, the kid has spunk
9. Jack Ely, stuff is there
10. Brent Morel, IDK why, Hudson would probably have been better here

by Daniel Berlyn on Oct 9, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

17 people

more than have Harrell

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.586 OPS in bristol

but he should really still be in high school and not buying you a beer, right?

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway. Give me more veterans!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 1:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kenwo lives!

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

duh

he’s 4LiFe

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CREEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

How’s the 201k?

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Mora, Sr. is the new spokesperson for Morgan Stanley, from what I hear.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

^ cub fans

no seriously… they were at a cub game earlier that day.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"White Sox fans order brie, cub fans brats" - sports illustrated

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i didn’t understand that line at all. we order cheese?

really?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

brie is not just any cheese...

They are saying we are sophisticated as opposed to the neanderthals that roam wrigleyville.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who took your picture?

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how Jim Cramer's stocks are doing?

Have yet to hear from him in a while…

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

iirc

he told people to sell most of their holdings a couple weeks back because he thought the market was going to hit bottom around 8000.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is bad... real bad...

I am lucky as hell I am starting a new career soon. Do I start up a 401k right away or do I put all my money into savings?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask WU. he's the financial advisor.

timing the market is generally quite difficult. i don’t think things will fall a great deal further than where they are now; however, i’m not sure we’re going to see much bounce from these levels, either, in the near term. i would be more inclined to invest at around these levels than hold cash if i weren’t a particularly sophisticated investor. keep in mind the tax advantages that come with putting money into your 401K (savings that can’t be deferred to another tax year). also, you can usually invest in conservative investments, such as bonds, via your 401K so you don’t have to invest in equities.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have started my 401k long ago...

It is hard to find that extra cash to invest when all of my expendable money goes to some oil tycoon making record profits. It is funny how the market crashes and gas prices plummet by 20 + cents around me. Seems someone has swallowed the key to our economy.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

401k ASAP. Really.

Tax-deferred compounding. You WANT to be buying for a 30-40 year time horizion right now, and hopefully things suck for a long time so you are not paying higher and higher prices when you are buying.

Retirees might be screwed, but you are entering into a perfect time to buy. Seriously, don’t even consider not signing up.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i should have moved all of my equities to cash around jan, but didn't

and keeping all of the % of contributions on my “aggressive” portfolio the same. oh well, i just upped my contributions so i can get in on the new low prices.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WU

appreciate it. I will get on my shit ASAP.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Said to put into cash everything you would need to live on for 5 years.

Too late for many. We’ve been recommending 3-4 years cash expenses. (Only for the last 6 months or so – not prescient.)

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am so glad i don't focus on this stuff

you are like a necessary captain bringdown. the economy needs to bounce back so we can have fun, senile wu back.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you not read what he said?

this is good news for people our age (assuming you have yet to set up your 401k).

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm quite a while away from a 401k hopefully

the good track for me is 6 more years of school

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EEEEEEEEE

sucks 4 u. U-god what are you going to school for if I may ask?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pre-vet

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck with that

I’ve heard bad things about getting into vet school, as in the difficulty level is the same as pharmacy or med school.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least he is not a history major...

hope he is good at sales ;X

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty solid at sales.

Hoping it doesn’t come to that

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're no willy loman

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

wrecked

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody dast blame this man.

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey i got a joke? whos got 2 thumbs and is getting the fuck out of sales?

THIS GUY! (POINTS THUMBS AT MYSELF)

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a sales major

i still think i’m screwed

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SALES SUCKS

unless u sell eco-friendly lightbulbs. what ever you do stay away from anyone claiming that you will be doing “sports marketing”.
you should try doing college pro painting this winter… if you paint for them they let you open up your own franchise… i think it may even count for credits or some shit.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's that easy?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course.

nothing in life worth doing is hard.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

written in 2005...

right before the housing market crisis? THATS-JUST-MEAN! I guess there could be a way to make money off of foreclosed properties but, I am no Trump.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes

modern day Nostradamus!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am waiting for his newest installment

where that house is crashing down on that family leaving a bloody mess all over the sidewalk.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can always do it in the virgin islands

the admission standards are easier there, plus you get to live on an island for a few years. and from what i’ve been told from people who’ve gone this route, there isn’t really any discrimination against it from employers as long as you’ve passed your licensure exam.

by Ryno on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the man speaks the troof

i have an ex that did vet school in the grenadines and is now going to wherever the fuck it was they had barbaro. great decision on her part.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

one of my former coworkers down here is at ross right now in the virgin islands

i see that as my last resort on account of the cost

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although you are probably a genius and have nothing to worry about

I want to put the fear of Q! in you regardless.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

last night was one of those “oh shit, what if i don’t make it?” nights. but yeah, there’s only 29 vet schools in the states, so percentage-wise, its harder to get in. I’ve got it down to about 7 schools I’m looking at. Best case is I just get to stay down here.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 29 schools?

That’s how many med schools I applied to.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

i’ll have an ulcer by the time this is all done

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know a website...

just tell me what school and the degree is yours. :)

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to Purdue and was in pre-vet for all of 1 year.

Out of state = 7 years before making it into vet school, or so they told me. Eff that.

Psychology, there I came.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a couple of buddies who have 4 year business degrees,

if you don’t have any experience these days you will only find entry level jobs. Seems like college may be a little over rated for all the money your parents shell out. That 6 years in school will cost you 6 years of work experience and you will come home with a cocaine and prostitute addiction. No doubt about it, people who graduate make much more money over the course of their lives than people who don’t.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silverio, Gerst and McCulloch don’t make it.

by NLaloosh on Oct 10, 2008 10:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckham,Poreda,Richard,Danks,Shelby and Allen……after that not much.

If they don’t have a decent chance to become impact players in the big leagues they don’t matter much to me. I don’t consider Getz in that category.

by NLaloosh on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or Richard

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whichever you prefer

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Super OT

but I just signed for a house to live in next year and wanted to share that with you all.

Here’s a picture.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats u of i right?

of so, i know right where that is. had a friend i stayed with live in the apartments in the background last year i think

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Oct 10, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

it’s on wright, so those apartments would be on white i think

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now i know where you live.

or rather, where you will be living.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Oct 10, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm ok with that

i mean shit, wu knows my name and address already.

now you and illini0509 will know where my house is.

no big deal.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

i’ll just set up a KW scarecrow in the front yard

he’ll be too busy fighting that

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

racist.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure the crows from dumbo

kicked scarecrows ass. so it’s worse than you imagined.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

i just meant i was gonna make a kenny williams dummy for my front yard to distract ssh.

and now i have no clue what’s going on

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

master race baiter.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 10, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad we don't have ssh around

to google map it for us

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and provide satellite images of you gardening.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 10, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's right, and I intent to sell it to members of PETA

and tell them you plan to euthanize animals.

DB.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it a brick house?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was some brick, but it wasn't an entirely brick house

although that house does look very similar to the one that was next door, I realize it wouldn’t be on Wright St.

The house I was thinking of was on California or Oregon

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a shithole

marching on together

by hoodlight on Oct 10, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send us your abode, hoodie.

’Neath the viaduct?

For a 19 year old kid that’s awfully nice.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm 20 wu

but thank you

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blackhawks opener tonight w00t!

although I’m not too happy that each and every game (approx) 10% of the payroll will be firmly planted on the bench in the form of a backup goalie because the GM thought it was a good idea to sign one goalie for ~$6 million without having a plan for his other ~$6 million goalie. Oh, yeah, and there’s also the issue of the team not being able to ice its best possible team because said GM fucked up and now has to send down a competent 3-4 defenseman (Cam Barker) just to stay under the cap. Sigh…

oh, yeah, and fuck the salary cap. Seriously, it sucks. Competitive balance my ass.

by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 11:36 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

am trying to get back into the sport

what do you think of the youngins? Was Campbell really worth the contract he got, all I hear about on ESPN is that he was the most sought after defenceman on the market… either way, I guess its nice to see the Hawks moving in the right direction, which I guess is better than not moving at all.

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The youngins are good... really good.

Toews and Kane are franchise players (Toews ahead of Kane, IMO, but that’s subjective. Toews strikes me as a better finisher and plays a better two-way game but Kane’s hands are sick and his vision is top class) — they’re not in the Crosby/Ovechkin class but they’re only a notch below. Keith and Seabrook aren’t touted but they’ve been pretty steady and are young enough to where it wouldn’t shock me for them to settle in as #2-3 type defensemen. If Havlat stays healthy he’ll score 30+ goals (big big if — I’d compare him to Rich Harden. He’s absolutely a world-class player, just can’t seem to stay healthy for extended periods of time. IMO he’s the difference between the Hawks being a 4-6 seed in the West versus a 7-8 seed.) Byfuglien is also good.

Re: Campbell, you get kind of a mixed bag. He’s a very good offensive defenseman… he skates well, he can set-up the powerplay and he’s got a good shot. He’s not going to be great defensively but he’ll help with the rush up the ice. He and the afformentioned Keith are the fastest two defensemen (maybe even skaters in general) in the NHL so it should be fun to watch those two. I say it’s a mixed bag because Campbell probably isn’t worth the money and years he got, but for the next couple seasons that shouldn’t be a problem. I’ll be angry if his contract prevents them from extending guys like Keith, Seabrook, Toews, Kane and Byfuglien (among others), but I guess that’s a bridge will have to cross when it gets here.

I’ll leave you with this — even though expectations are extremely high, I’d be wary of ‘newcomers’ (I hope you don’t take offense to that — I’m using that term rather liberally) placing too much expectations on this group. This is the best team the Blackhawks have had in my lifetime (I’m not counting the early-to-mid 90s years — I was alive then, sure, but I remember none of it) but that isn’t saying a whole lot. This is a team that’s still a year or two away from contending for the Cup. My expectations are a playoff appearance, but a few key injuries can quickly throw a wrench into that.

by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Thanks for the thorough response. I understand the whole newcomer concept, I fall more into the camp of jaded fan who was sick of the crap product Wirtz put out there. From what I understand most “experts” are predicting a 7-8 finish. Last time I watched the Hawks was probably when they were swept by the Blues my freshmen year, I don’t believe they scored the entire series. You going to the game at Wrigley? A few of my friends got tickets, but they were fairly expensive.

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

Campbell was slightly overpaid, but oh well.He is the leader of the powerplay and with Byfuglien, Toews, Kane, and Keith I expect a top 8 powerplay. This years team is a much more physical lineup. Campbell is know of more of a passer and skater but he can lay down some hits. As well as our goon Ben Eager (suspended the first 3 games for swinging his stick at someone) there is also Burish (first hawk over 200 penalty minutes in a season since Probert), Sopel, Wisniewski, and Byfuglien (who for all his big hits, never, ever fights) I expect a physical lineup. If the Hawks agree to pick up a million or two of Khabby’s contract, he can be moved at the deadline for either a temporary hired gun (like Carl Everett, Sandy Alomar, or GS) or some prospects.

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I-0509 -- no, I (probably) won't be going to the Wrigley game unless tickets fall into my lap somehow. Too pricey for this college student.

As far as the physicality of this year’s team, I’d disagree — compared to your average hockey team, I’d say they’re below average. Eager is the team’s ‘heavyweight’ and he’s most certainly not a heavyweight. They do have some guys who are willing to go (Wisniewski, Burish), but as a group I’d say they’re below average in that department.

Having said that, I don’t think that’s a huge deal. I’m not completely diminishing it but (this is quick and dirty, I’m not putting a whole lot of thought into it) I’d compare being ‘tough’ or ‘physical’ (in the sense of having some protection for Kane, Toews and Havlat) to speed in baseball. If you have it, great — you’re certainly a better team if you do have it. But it’s not necessarily a fatal flaw, either.

And as far as Khabi, money can’t be picked up in a trade — thems the rules. Tallon fucked up, plain and simple. An even more worrying aspect could be Huet himself. I’m not necessarily sure he’s the guy to give ~4/$20 to considering the most games he’s played in a season is 52. In general I’m leery about most non-Broduer/Roy-type goalies. I kind of view them the same way I view running backs in the NFL — you have an elite few who will most likely do well regardless of who’s blocking/playing defense in front of them, but outside of that you are going to be made or be broken by who is in front of you.

by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that someone, was that ferry

sean avery.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

get in line

thanks nick punto.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

There is a picture of me standing at that wall behind those guys sitting on my grandma’s dresser from my 8th grade DC fieldtrip. Museums boring, buying crack from veterans is way more memorable.

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, because eveyone learns from history.

Theirs, and especially others’.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it time to start hoarding cash under my bed yet?

This country needs a strong, Herbert Hoover type leader right now.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cold, hard steel

and bullion. That’s it. Oh, and BHB.

I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT

by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny you wrote this

took the keys right off of my keyboard.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys would not believe how much mucus i have in my head right now

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brian anderson calls out SSH2005: it's on.
And you know what if people want to be negative about his injury (slapping his right hand on the bat after fouling off a pitch from Cliff Lee), it’s those people who are just looking for a reason to be negative and have nothing better to do.

oh, yeah (slipping into cowley mode), he wants to leave the white sox, too.

http://banderson.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/10/great_season_comes_to_tough_en.html

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I say it was a stupid habit hitting your hand on a hard piece of wood

if I’m negative, so be it….

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone have any thoughts on Braden Looper as a candidate for 5th starter next year?

He’s a “B” free agent, 34, and has pitched his whole career in the NL. Come to think of it, those probably aren’t good signs.

Anyways, here’s a Fangraphs link, if it would be helpful.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no no and no.

You have to ask yourself, would he be a better option than Richard or Vazquez?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong with vazquez?

if you are going to dump vazquez then you need to dump thome… they did about the same down the stretch and in the playoffs.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was talking about Looper as a 5th starter

Perhaps with Richard in the bullpen? If Richard doesn’t add another pitch this offseason, I think he’ll have trouble as a 5th starter.

I would hold onto Vazquez, and I think OSFIB was thinking in those terms as well.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lives in palos heights

probably a candidate. i’d stick with richard etc. but there are worse ways to go, especially on a short contract.

you're fucked.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bull pen candidate?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 409 KenWo4LiFe post's to go.

this is better than the most recent chris rock special.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*unnecessary apostrophe

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who is more full of shit, KenWo4LiFe or Sarah Palin?

320 left!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough one

as caribou barbie did win 4 straight helicopter marksmanship titles.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged this doesn’t compare to winning the little league MVP so many times that they stopped giving out the award! CHEAT!

meant to reply to you tsk.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged

this doesn’t compare to winning the little league MVP so many times that they stopped giving out the award! CHEAT!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

telling you some things you already knew - from the 09 bill james handbook

the sox were the worst team of the 8 in the playoffs by a variety of measures.

last in baserunning at -20 bases gained, last in pitching with a 4.06 era, last in “manufacturing runs”, last in fielding with -41 plays below average.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they were who we thought they were.

There are going to be some big changes this off-season contrary to what KW has recently said. Absolutely no versatility and a very average bull-pen. We need a true long man, another set up man, another starter, and about 4 speedy players who can get on base and put down a bunt when needed. Though, I believe we move on the ALCS with a healthy Jose, Q!, and Crede.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you pay for all these subscriptions?

If any, what sites would you recommend?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this info comes from a book, not a subscription.

if you’re going to pay for one baseball site, it should be baseball prospectus. that said, you can get plenty of info from free sites like hardball times, fangraphs, tom tango’s blog, etc.

by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I am tired of BP ripping the sox every year.

thx.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're summarizing the opinions of a site you don't pay for and therefore haven't read.

win.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

geee wiz colin good point… no one ever talks about BP’s preseason predictions on SSS do they?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have no frame reference, then.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can pull up any BP article that larry has posted on this site.

there in lies my frame of reference.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just because you chose to argue with me.

" BP still hates the white sox; nate silver likely a communist.

    Prediction

    With the White Sox missing Quentin and Crede, the Rays are simply the better baseball club. Their principal vulnerability is their comparative weakness against left-handed pitching, but they hedge against that well by having Scott Kazmir lined up to duel Mark Buehrle. I expect the Sox to make a series of it—especially if they can steal Game One, which would seem to present the most favorable matchup for the Rays on paper (home game against a righty). But the percentage play is Rays in five."

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8150

the sox out-talled their opponent.

by larry on Oct 2, 2008 10:45 AM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

earth to colin?

do you hide when you are proved wrong?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um did you see the score today?

Drowning his Big 10 sorrows into a big bottle of bourbon I imagine.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 11, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I would prefer a 5th of jager. I know jager is the choice of the typical douche bag but it is the only hard liquor I can take shots of with out gagging.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus when i was single

it was like spinach for popeye.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

another argument I am going to have to dominate

kenwo style!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like HBT but this douche nozzel christopher michaels

promised me the sox would win in 5! :(

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

// deletes HBT from bookmarks

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the subject of douchenozzlery

any chance i can convince you to change your avatar?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't be a "heel" with out it.

wtgtd=ratings

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

done deal.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god

what have i done?

well, at least this guy’s really only doucheriffic on MNF. PTI just has an assumed level of massengil, so it’s ok.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not your fault

Mariotti said the sox were dead. If by any chance he visits these blogs (i think he does, what else does he do?) and saw my avatar he would realize how much sox fans hate him. I will give him credit though, he did say the sox would win the division going into the twins series. He was the only one, we all knew it would come down to that last day. shows how much he watches the sox, apparently not enough to report on them.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i kinda contradicted myself there...

He said the sox were toast early and was calling for Guillens head, around that time I changed my avatar.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries

i just don’t like looking at that douchetard’s face, even if meant ironically. thanks for the switch.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Oct 11, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does john dewan put out a book or just his stat of the week?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the BJHB a review of the past season?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

n/m i got the pdf to open.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-1 phillies 2nd inning.

Billingsly is pitching like Rick Ankiel right now. All over the place.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GRAB THE MOPS!

THIS BALL GAME IS OVAH!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow never seen a guy look that bad...

then out of nowhere gain his composure back and look nasty. How embarrassing for cub fans if the dodgers get swept?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the new of montreal is crazy

kevin barnes has the attention span of a freebasing horse fly.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so is it good or bad?

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't really tell yet

it’s fun to listen to at least.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Cora is a huge figure in the Northwest" ?
The Seattle Mariners have Sox bench coach Joey Cora atop their managerial list. Cora is a huge figure in the Northwest, and now that the Sox are done for the year, the interview process will begin.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1208241,CST-SPT-sox08.article

is cora a huge figure in the northwest or is cowley drunk? hsa?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the only thing i remember about him in seattle

was wearing that pin on his hat

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huge?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about *huge*...

but he’s pretty popular amongst Mariner fans. They loves them some scrappy middle infielder types (See Bloomquist, Willie).

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 11, 2008 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preliminary Results
  1. Beckham
  2. Poreda
  3. Richard
  4. Getz
  5. Danks
  6. Allen
  7. Egbert
  8. Shelby
  9. Broadway
  10. Silverio

with my own looking like

  1. Becks
  2. Poreda
  3. Richard
  4. Allen
  5. Danks
  6. Shelby
  7. Getz
  8. Harrell
  9. Carter
  10. Upchurch

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Oct 11, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Richard has to be above Poreda right?

this is where I get confused, are we asking who is major league ready first, or who will make the biggest impact? Once I have the parameters down I will make my list.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that were the case

I’d imagine that Richard was also be ahead of Beckum.

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 11, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*would

"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"

by Illini0509 on Oct 11, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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