White Sox Community Prospect Ranking -- You're Invited
The topic of prospects came up (and started to take over) in the previous thread, so I thought now would be a great time to give out Community Prospect Ranking another shot. It's been a year since we last attempted this, and since then, I've discovered how to use Google Forms. So, this will be a little bit different (and hopefully a whole lot easier) than in years past.
After the jump, I've embedded a form listing 20+ White Sox prospects. Please rank your Top 10 (and only your top 10) from 1-10 (with 1 being best). I've left off Adam Russell, who lost his rookie eligibility due to the number of days he spent on the big league roster. Surprisingly, Clayton Richard appears to limbo just underneath the rookie eligibility bar.
Once all the data has been collected, I'll perform some College AP Poll-type weighting to the results and post our Community Rankings
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This was all off the top of my head:
1) Beckham
2) Poreda
3) Richard
4) Allen
5) Getz
6) Danks
7) Egbert
8) Gerst
9) Carter
10) Ely
Man, that’s still a really bad system.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shelby's stock has sure dropped in the last hour.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am a whirlwind yo
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just for the consideration of others.
i think cole armstrong should have been included in the above and should be a strong consideration for people’s top ten as a write-in. literally as i write this, he’s ripping through AFL pitching. good thing the sox protected him instead of whatever hernandez, right, wiz?
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed Brett Morel as well
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, i think he's more of a stretch than armstrong at this point. armstrong just seemed like a big miss, especially since i'm watching the peoria game on gameday.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think a .300 MiLB OBP
plays at any position
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.316 career!
you were way off.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we'll see. i retain optimism.
me saying he should be considered for a top ten says more about who you put on the list in front of him and the state of the white sox organization than anything else. i know i’d put the odds of him playing in the majors much higer than morel, gerst, mcculloch, griffin, silverio…
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
I just have trouble calling a guy whose ceiling is a backup catcher a prospect
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks that you write for a white sox blog then, huh.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I get to swim in piles of money at night
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the port sluts.
don’t forget the port sluts.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dat's right.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 89+ win seasons since Cheat started, right?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i immediately added him into the write-ins upon not seeing his name in the list before even reading your post
good call lare
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah i would like to put him in mi
mine but i went way quick on it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's a question then:
can we officially assign armstrong a floor of back-up catcher? is he officially likely to be a major leaguer?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask me in a month.
he’s certainly trying.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any further conclusions about his ceiling then?
his peripherals have historically sucked pretty bad, so he’ll need to have a definitive skill at hitting for average to be good. so yeah, i guess we do just have to wait.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy?
http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=623
http://www.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Cole%20Armstrong&pos=C&sid=l119&t=p_pbp&pid=454573
clearly
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd rather have that guy
than this worthless junk that you fell in love with for whatever reason.
by larry on Oct 11, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fell in love?
where are you pulling these stuff out of?
I didn’t fell in love with hernandez; I just thought he’d be a better guy to have in the last spot of our roster
the only player on our roster that’s worthy of ‘falling in love with’ is Q!
so in order to justify your argument you invented a position I never held
awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 11, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only player on our roster that’s worthy of ‘falling in love with’ is Q!
Danks too
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Link the former PSU closer
who has failed to impress so far? I remember BP was sorta optimistic on him
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do we have a guy like that
or am I totally imagining this? (Legitimately trying to find it now on my own for those ready to apply the lazy pos tag)
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
o'neil
racist
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question to whoever knows
what are the cheapest would be free agents likely to retain their A status after 2009 available this winter?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't understand this question.
are you looking for players to sign to one year deals like that? the answer to that is probably no one. maybe milton bradley. otherwise, guys who are type As generally aren’t going to sign short deals and projecting performance after 2011 or something ain’t easy.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cabrera types, maybe?
guys with one year left who could be obtained reasonably in trade and then allowed to walk for the compensation picks. i’m just guessing that’s what colin’s getting at. cot’s contracts has a list of 2010 free agents here.
your guess is undoubtedly superior to mine as to which of them are ilkely to be type a’s after next year. some infield names of possible interest to the sox as stopgaps:
Mark DeRosa CHC
Adam Kennedy STL
Placido Polanco DET
Brian Roberts BAL
Freddy Sanchez * PIT
Bobby Crosby OAK
Alex Gonzalez * CIN
Khalil Greene SD
Jack Wilson * PIT
Adrian Beltre SEA
Hank Blalock TEX
Chone Figgins LAA
Chad Tracy ARZ
Ty Wiggington HOU
by Ryno on Oct 9, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh. trade talk. well, i think i'll avoid that.
here’s a list of projected elias rankings. someone else can match them up to possible 2010 free agents for a wish list.
http://tigers-thoughts.blogspot.com/2008/08/projected-elias-rankings.html
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wiggington is a nice right handed bat who can play all the corners
i used him for that in fantasy this year, actually. i think he’s a very useful player when cheap.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about jose martinez
I know he’s raw, but anyone have an update on him?
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 9, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Busted up his foot
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel like i crashed this party, because i have no clue on how to evaluate minor league talent
i’m thinking its a combination of ceiling and whether there’s improvement to corresponding with increasing level (A to AA, etc)
as a heads up, i only ranked 5 or 6 (i forget already), feel free to flag, really…
beckham
poreda
danks
richard
shelby
getz
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RoyEgan, would you mind lending some advice to a young lady?
I would like to have a chat with you regarding your business….you already know the basics of what I’m doing….
but anyway, if you have a chance, please email me at the address on my profile.
Promise I am not one of those people. I will not hassle you beyond the discussion….and hopefully won’t hassle you during…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, right...
I apologize for nothing.
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know....he totally wants nothing to do with me. :) heeheehee.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 10, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't believe we're doing this in october.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this was already starting the night of game 4.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 9, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as opposed to august?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last year we did it in early november.
let’s be honest, is a prospects ranking going to change in the next month? probably not.
by larry on Oct 9, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't recall when we did this last year, interesting.
but I thought of how we were proposing rearrangements for the organization during the season last year, whereas we waited until after the season this year.
I like it when the Sox make the playoffs.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm a very conflicted individual
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 9, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the same trouble as OSFIB in that I'm not sure how to rank prospects
but I checked their profiles on fangraphs and based my order on how I thought they would contribute at the major league level (ie pulling it out of my ass). I would suppose this would be the opposite of the “upside” argument, but WTF do I know?
1 Beckham
2 Poreda
3 Richard
4 Getz
5 Danks
6 Egbert
7 Allen
8 Cassell
9 Harrell
10 Rasner
Unfortunately for cheat, I clicked on McCulloch accidentally and couldn’t erase the bubble completely, so I put him at #10 even though I didn’t intend to include him.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 9, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think that mcculloch will have a solid season next year and will eventually develop into a decent major league reliever
or possibly even starter…who knows…i just think he’s got a higher ceiling than some of the other guys
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that bad, eh? maybe it's just my furbsimism kicking in
but i still say he makes it up to the big club eventually and be like a dave bush or possibly matt guerrier
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Oct 9, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think mcculoch has what it takes too
marching on together
by hoodlight on Oct 9, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
put the bong down furbs
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't know how to rank prospects because you're dumbass!
i also had an incomplete list because i’m a lazy union loving communist!
i should check fangraphs, thanks.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Mofo, DEFEND!
I apologize for nothing.
by winningugly on Oct 9, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, what are you my old man? actually, i got me a 'date' now
d-day is scheduled for late january. i might have papers accepted for pub by then
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You refer to me as "old man",
might as well act like it.
I apologize for nothing.
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe this was mine
1. Beckham, despite my former dislike for him
2. Aaron Poreda
3. Jordan Danks, I really like him
4. Brandon Allen, I missed him before this year. I didn’t include him in my White Sox prospect rankings in the Project Prospect report last year. Highest power upside of anyone in the system
5. Clayton Richard, it may be a long process but I think he can become something quite useful
6. Jack Egbert, he’s testing my faith but it was one bad year
7. John Shelby, a really weak K/BB ratio in a league he was a bit old for, but the talent is there
8. Chris Getz, the kid has spunk
9. Jack Ely, stuff is there
10. Brent Morel, IDK why, Hudson would probably have been better here
by Daniel Berlyn on Oct 9, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does anyone have silverio in their top 10?
by Jbasic89 on Oct 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
17 people
more than have Harrell
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 9, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.586 OPS in bristol
but he should really still be in high school and not buying you a beer, right?
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway. Give me more veterans!
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 1:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kenwo lives!
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
How’s the 201k?
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's that? Uh -- Investments? Don't talk about -- investments? You kidding me? Investments? I just hope we can keep our jobs!
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Mora, Sr. is the new spokesperson for Morgan Stanley, from what I hear.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
^ cub fans
no seriously… they were at a cub game earlier that day.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"White Sox fans order brie, cub fans brats" - sports illustrated
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i didn’t understand that line at all. we order cheese?
really?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brie is not just any cheese...
They are saying we are sophisticated as opposed to the neanderthals that roam wrigleyville.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who took your picture?
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember Seinfeld? Theres a good naked... and a bad naked.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how Jim Cramer's stocks are doing?
Have yet to hear from him in a while…
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
iirc
he told people to sell most of their holdings a couple weeks back because he thought the market was going to hit bottom around 8000.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is bad... real bad...
I am lucky as hell I am starting a new career soon. Do I start up a 401k right away or do I put all my money into savings?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask WU. he's the financial advisor.
timing the market is generally quite difficult. i don’t think things will fall a great deal further than where they are now; however, i’m not sure we’re going to see much bounce from these levels, either, in the near term. i would be more inclined to invest at around these levels than hold cash if i weren’t a particularly sophisticated investor. keep in mind the tax advantages that come with putting money into your 401K (savings that can’t be deferred to another tax year). also, you can usually invest in conservative investments, such as bonds, via your 401K so you don’t have to invest in equities.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have started my 401k long ago...
It is hard to find that extra cash to invest when all of my expendable money goes to some oil tycoon making record profits. It is funny how the market crashes and gas prices plummet by 20 + cents around me. Seems someone has swallowed the key to our economy.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
401k ASAP. Really.
Tax-deferred compounding. You WANT to be buying for a 30-40 year time horizion right now, and hopefully things suck for a long time so you are not paying higher and higher prices when you are buying.
Retirees might be screwed, but you are entering into a perfect time to buy. Seriously, don’t even consider not signing up.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should have moved all of my equities to cash around jan, but didn't
and keeping all of the % of contributions on my “aggressive” portfolio the same. oh well, i just upped my contributions so i can get in on the new low prices.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU
appreciate it. I will get on my shit ASAP.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Said to put into cash everything you would need to live on for 5 years.
Too late for many. We’ve been recommending 3-4 years cash expenses. (Only for the last 6 months or so – not prescient.)
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am so glad i don't focus on this stuff
you are like a necessary captain bringdown. the economy needs to bounce back so we can have fun, senile wu back.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you not read what he said?
this is good news for people our age (assuming you have yet to set up your 401k).
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm quite a while away from a 401k hopefully
the good track for me is 6 more years of school
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EEEEEEEEE
sucks 4 u. U-god what are you going to school for if I may ask?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pre-vet
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good luck with that
I’ve heard bad things about getting into vet school, as in the difficulty level is the same as pharmacy or med school.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least he is not a history major...
hope he is good at sales ;X
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty solid at sales.
Hoping it doesn’t come to that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're no willy loman
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
wrecked
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody dast blame this man.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i got a joke? whos got 2 thumbs and is getting the fuck out of sales?
THIS GUY! (POINTS THUMBS AT MYSELF)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm a sales major
i still think i’m screwed
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SALES SUCKS
unless u sell eco-friendly lightbulbs. what ever you do stay away from anyone claiming that you will be doing “sports marketing”.
you should try doing college pro painting this winter… if you paint for them they let you open up your own franchise… i think it may even count for credits or some shit.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're fine. read this book.

you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's that easy?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course.
nothing in life worth doing is hard.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
written in 2005...
right before the housing market crisis? THATS-JUST-MEAN! I guess there could be a way to make money off of foreclosed properties but, I am no Trump.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yikes
modern day Nostradamus!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am waiting for his newest installment
where that house is crashing down on that family leaving a bloody mess all over the sidewalk.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can always do it in the virgin islands
the admission standards are easier there, plus you get to live on an island for a few years. and from what i’ve been told from people who’ve gone this route, there isn’t really any discrimination against it from employers as long as you’ve passed your licensure exam.
by Ryno on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the man speaks the troof
i have an ex that did vet school in the grenadines and is now going to wherever the fuck it was they had barbaro. great decision on her part.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although you are probably a genius and have nothing to worry about
I want to put the fear of Q! in you regardless.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
last night was one of those “oh shit, what if i don’t make it?” nights. but yeah, there’s only 29 vet schools in the states, so percentage-wise, its harder to get in. I’ve got it down to about 7 schools I’m looking at. Best case is I just get to stay down here.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 29 schools?
That’s how many med schools I applied to.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
i’ll have an ulcer by the time this is all done
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know a website...
just tell me what school and the degree is yours. :)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to Purdue and was in pre-vet for all of 1 year.
Out of state = 7 years before making it into vet school, or so they told me. Eff that.
Psychology, there I came.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a couple of buddies who have 4 year business degrees,
if you don’t have any experience these days you will only find entry level jobs. Seems like college may be a little over rated for all the money your parents shell out. That 6 years in school will cost you 6 years of work experience and you will come home with a cocaine and prostitute addiction. No doubt about it, people who graduate make much more money over the course of their lives than people who don’t.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many cans of soup do you suggest for my bunker?
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silverio, Gerst and McCulloch don’t make it.
by NLaloosh on Oct 10, 2008 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
died on the table, huh.

you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
died in the ambulance is more like it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham,Poreda,Richard,Danks,Shelby and Allen……after that not much.
If they don’t have a decent chance to become impact players in the big leagues they don’t matter much to me. I don’t consider Getz in that category.
by NLaloosh on Oct 10, 2008 10:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or Richard
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now are we judging these prospects as to who has the highest ceiling or who will make an impact first?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whichever you prefer
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super OT
but I just signed for a house to live in next year and wanted to share that with you all.
Here’s a picture.

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats u of i right?
of so, i know right where that is. had a friend i stayed with live in the apartments in the background last year i think
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Oct 10, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
it’s on wright, so those apartments would be on white i think
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now i know where you live.
or rather, where you will be living.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Oct 10, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm ok with that
i mean shit, wu knows my name and address already.
now you and illini0509 will know where my house is.
no big deal.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH2005 is going to kill you.
good luck.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
i’ll just set up a KW scarecrow in the front yard
he’ll be too busy fighting that
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure the crows from dumbo
kicked scarecrows ass. so it’s worse than you imagined.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
i just meant i was gonna make a kenny williams dummy for my front yard to distract ssh.
and now i have no clue what’s going on
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
master race baiter.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 10, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too bad we don't have ssh around
to google map it for us
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and provide satellite images of you gardening.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 10, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right, and I intent to sell it to members of PETA
and tell them you plan to euthanize animals.
DB.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's crazy because if it is where I think it is, my sister used to live next door (house to the right in that photo)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it a brick house?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Oct 10, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was some brick, but it wasn't an entirely brick house
although that house does look very similar to the one that was next door, I realize it wouldn’t be on Wright St.
The house I was thinking of was on California or Oregon
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a shithole
marching on together
by hoodlight on Oct 10, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send us your abode, hoodie.
’Neath the viaduct?
For a 19 year old kid that’s awfully nice.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blackhawks opener tonight w00t!
although I’m not too happy that each and every game (approx) 10% of the payroll will be firmly planted on the bench in the form of a backup goalie because the GM thought it was a good idea to sign one goalie for ~$6 million without having a plan for his other ~$6 million goalie. Oh, yeah, and there’s also the issue of the team not being able to ice its best possible team because said GM fucked up and now has to send down a competent 3-4 defenseman (Cam Barker) just to stay under the cap. Sigh…
oh, yeah, and fuck the salary cap. Seriously, it sucks. Competitive balance my ass.
by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
am trying to get back into the sport
what do you think of the youngins? Was Campbell really worth the contract he got, all I hear about on ESPN is that he was the most sought after defenceman on the market… either way, I guess its nice to see the Hawks moving in the right direction, which I guess is better than not moving at all.
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The youngins are good... really good.
Toews and Kane are franchise players (Toews ahead of Kane, IMO, but that’s subjective. Toews strikes me as a better finisher and plays a better two-way game but Kane’s hands are sick and his vision is top class) — they’re not in the Crosby/Ovechkin class but they’re only a notch below. Keith and Seabrook aren’t touted but they’ve been pretty steady and are young enough to where it wouldn’t shock me for them to settle in as #2-3 type defensemen. If Havlat stays healthy he’ll score 30+ goals (big big if — I’d compare him to Rich Harden. He’s absolutely a world-class player, just can’t seem to stay healthy for extended periods of time. IMO he’s the difference between the Hawks being a 4-6 seed in the West versus a 7-8 seed.) Byfuglien is also good.
Re: Campbell, you get kind of a mixed bag. He’s a very good offensive defenseman… he skates well, he can set-up the powerplay and he’s got a good shot. He’s not going to be great defensively but he’ll help with the rush up the ice. He and the afformentioned Keith are the fastest two defensemen (maybe even skaters in general) in the NHL so it should be fun to watch those two. I say it’s a mixed bag because Campbell probably isn’t worth the money and years he got, but for the next couple seasons that shouldn’t be a problem. I’ll be angry if his contract prevents them from extending guys like Keith, Seabrook, Toews, Kane and Byfuglien (among others), but I guess that’s a bridge will have to cross when it gets here.
I’ll leave you with this — even though expectations are extremely high, I’d be wary of ‘newcomers’ (I hope you don’t take offense to that — I’m using that term rather liberally) placing too much expectations on this group. This is the best team the Blackhawks have had in my lifetime (I’m not counting the early-to-mid 90s years — I was alive then, sure, but I remember none of it) but that isn’t saying a whole lot. This is a team that’s still a year or two away from contending for the Cup. My expectations are a playoff appearance, but a few key injuries can quickly throw a wrench into that.
by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Thanks for the thorough response. I understand the whole newcomer concept, I fall more into the camp of jaded fan who was sick of the crap product Wirtz put out there. From what I understand most “experts” are predicting a 7-8 finish. Last time I watched the Hawks was probably when they were swept by the Blues my freshmen year, I don’t believe they scored the entire series. You going to the game at Wrigley? A few of my friends got tickets, but they were fairly expensive.
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree
Campbell was slightly overpaid, but oh well.He is the leader of the powerplay and with Byfuglien, Toews, Kane, and Keith I expect a top 8 powerplay. This years team is a much more physical lineup. Campbell is know of more of a passer and skater but he can lay down some hits. As well as our goon Ben Eager (suspended the first 3 games for swinging his stick at someone) there is also Burish (first hawk over 200 penalty minutes in a season since Probert), Sopel, Wisniewski, and Byfuglien (who for all his big hits, never, ever fights) I expect a physical lineup. If the Hawks agree to pick up a million or two of Khabby’s contract, he can be moved at the deadline for either a temporary hired gun (like Carl Everett, Sandy Alomar, or GS) or some prospects.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I-0509 -- no, I (probably) won't be going to the Wrigley game unless tickets fall into my lap somehow. Too pricey for this college student.
As far as the physicality of this year’s team, I’d disagree — compared to your average hockey team, I’d say they’re below average. Eager is the team’s ‘heavyweight’ and he’s most certainly not a heavyweight. They do have some guys who are willing to go (Wisniewski, Burish), but as a group I’d say they’re below average in that department.
Having said that, I don’t think that’s a huge deal. I’m not completely diminishing it but (this is quick and dirty, I’m not putting a whole lot of thought into it) I’d compare being ‘tough’ or ‘physical’ (in the sense of having some protection for Kane, Toews and Havlat) to speed in baseball. If you have it, great — you’re certainly a better team if you do have it. But it’s not necessarily a fatal flaw, either.
And as far as Khabi, money can’t be picked up in a trade — thems the rules. Tallon fucked up, plain and simple. An even more worrying aspect could be Huet himself. I’m not necessarily sure he’s the guy to give ~4/$20 to considering the most games he’s played in a season is 52. In general I’m leery about most non-Broduer/Roy-type goalies. I kind of view them the same way I view running backs in the NFL — you have an elite few who will most likely do well regardless of who’s blocking/playing defense in front of them, but outside of that you are going to be made or be broken by who is in front of you.
by CWSKeith on Oct 10, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that someone, was that ferry
sean avery.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get in line

thanks nick punto.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
There is a picture of me standing at that wall behind those guys sitting on my grandma’s dresser from my 8th grade DC fieldtrip. Museums boring, buying crack from veterans is way more memorable.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Oct 10, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as we all know, experience is essential, especially in clutch situations like depressions.
will serve you well in the days ahead.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because eveyone learns from history.
Theirs, and especially others’.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it time to start hoarding cash under my bed yet?
This country needs a strong, Herbert Hoover type leader right now.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 10, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cash? yeah, paper is really gonna help you in the future, sucker.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cold, hard steel
and bullion. That’s it. Oh, and BHB.
I think i did this wrong. Oh well…..delete my votes as they all suck anyway.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 10, 2008 2:02 AM EDT
by winningugly on Oct 10, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny you wrote this
took the keys right off of my keyboard.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys would not believe how much mucus i have in my head right now
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson calls out SSH2005: it's on.
And you know what if people want to be negative about his injury (slapping his right hand on the bat after fouling off a pitch from Cliff Lee), it’s those people who are just looking for a reason to be negative and have nothing better to do.
oh, yeah (slipping into cowley mode), he wants to leave the white sox, too.
http://banderson.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/10/great_season_comes_to_tough_en.html
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I say it was a stupid habit hitting your hand on a hard piece of wood
if I’m negative, so be it….
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have any thoughts on Braden Looper as a candidate for 5th starter next year?
He’s a “B” free agent, 34, and has pitched his whole career in the NL. Come to think of it, those probably aren’t good signs.
Anyways, here’s a Fangraphs link, if it would be helpful.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no no and no.
You have to ask yourself, would he be a better option than Richard or Vazquez?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can understand a richard comp, but vasquez?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with vazquez?
if you are going to dump vazquez then you need to dump thome… they did about the same down the stretch and in the playoffs.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about Looper as a 5th starter
Perhaps with Richard in the bullpen? If Richard doesn’t add another pitch this offseason, I think he’ll have trouble as a 5th starter.
I would hold onto Vazquez, and I think OSFIB was thinking in those terms as well.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 10, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lives in palos heights
probably a candidate. i’d stick with richard etc. but there are worse ways to go, especially on a short contract.
you're fucked.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bull pen candidate?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only 409 KenWo4LiFe post's to go.
this is better than the most recent chris rock special.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*unnecessary apostrophe
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who is more full of shit, KenWo4LiFe or Sarah Palin?
320 left!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tough one
as caribou barbie did win 4 straight helicopter marksmanship titles.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged this doesn’t compare to winning the little league MVP so many times that they stopped giving out the award! CHEAT!
meant to reply to you tsk.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
this doesn’t compare to winning the little league MVP so many times that they stopped giving out the award! CHEAT!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
telling you some things you already knew - from the 09 bill james handbook
the sox were the worst team of the 8 in the playoffs by a variety of measures.
last in baserunning at -20 bases gained, last in pitching with a 4.06 era, last in “manufacturing runs”, last in fielding with -41 plays below average.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they were who we thought they were.
There are going to be some big changes this off-season contrary to what KW has recently said. Absolutely no versatility and a very average bull-pen. We need a true long man, another set up man, another starter, and about 4 speedy players who can get on base and put down a bunt when needed. Though, I believe we move on the ALCS with a healthy Jose, Q!, and Crede.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you pay for all these subscriptions?
If any, what sites would you recommend?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this info comes from a book, not a subscription.
if you’re going to pay for one baseball site, it should be baseball prospectus. that said, you can get plenty of info from free sites like hardball times, fangraphs, tom tango’s blog, etc.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I am tired of BP ripping the sox every year.
thx.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're summarizing the opinions of a site you don't pay for and therefore haven't read.
win.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
geee wiz colin good point… no one ever talks about BP’s preseason predictions on SSS do they?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no frame reference, then.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can pull up any BP article that larry has posted on this site.
there in lies my frame of reference.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just because you chose to argue with me.
" BP still hates the white sox; nate silver likely a communist.
Prediction
With the White Sox missing Quentin and Crede, the Rays are simply the better baseball club. Their principal vulnerability is their comparative weakness against left-handed pitching, but they hedge against that well by having Scott Kazmir lined up to duel Mark Buehrle. I expect the Sox to make a series of it—especially if they can steal Game One, which would seem to present the most favorable matchup for the Rays on paper (home game against a righty). But the percentage play is Rays in five."
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8150
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Oct 2, 2008 10:45 AM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
earth to colin?
do you hide when you are proved wrong?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um did you see the score today?
Drowning his Big 10 sorrows into a big bottle of bourbon I imagine.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 11, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I would prefer a 5th of jager. I know jager is the choice of the typical douche bag but it is the only hard liquor I can take shots of with out gagging.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus when i was single
it was like spinach for popeye.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
another argument I am going to have to dominate
kenwo style!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like HBT but this douche nozzel christopher michaels
promised me the sox would win in 5! :(
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he also said the twins would win the division.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
// deletes HBT from bookmarks
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the subject of douchenozzlery
any chance i can convince you to change your avatar?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't be a "heel" with out it.
wtgtd=ratings
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
done deal.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god
what have i done?
well, at least this guy’s really only doucheriffic on MNF. PTI just has an assumed level of massengil, so it’s ok.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 10, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not your fault
Mariotti said the sox were dead. If by any chance he visits these blogs (i think he does, what else does he do?) and saw my avatar he would realize how much sox fans hate him. I will give him credit though, he did say the sox would win the division going into the twins series. He was the only one, we all knew it would come down to that last day. shows how much he watches the sox, apparently not enough to report on them.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i kinda contradicted myself there...
He said the sox were toast early and was calling for Guillens head, around that time I changed my avatar.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries
i just don’t like looking at that douchetard’s face, even if meant ironically. thanks for the switch.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 11, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does john dewan put out a book or just his stat of the week?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a revised edition of his book is coming out later this year i think
maybe early next year.
by larry on Oct 10, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is the BJHB a review of the past season?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
n/m i got the pdf to open.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-1 phillies 2nd inning.
Billingsly is pitching like Rick Ankiel right now. All over the place.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GRAB THE MOPS!
THIS BALL GAME IS OVAH!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow never seen a guy look that bad...
then out of nowhere gain his composure back and look nasty. How embarrassing for cub fans if the dodgers get swept?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 10, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the new of montreal is crazy
kevin barnes has the attention span of a freebasing horse fly.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so is it good or bad?
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't really tell yet
it’s fun to listen to at least.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually can't get a feel for whether or not I like an album till about 3 listens
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Cora is a huge figure in the Northwest" ?
The Seattle Mariners have Sox bench coach Joey Cora atop their managerial list. Cora is a huge figure in the Northwest, and now that the Sox are done for the year, the interview process will begin.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1208241,CST-SPT-sox08.article
is cora a huge figure in the northwest or is cowley drunk? hsa?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Oct 10, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the only thing i remember about him in seattle
was wearing that pin on his hat
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huge?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about *huge*...
but he’s pretty popular amongst Mariner fans. They loves them some scrappy middle infielder types (See Bloomquist, Willie).
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Oct 11, 2008 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preliminary Results
- Beckham
- Poreda
- Richard
- Getz
- Danks
- Allen
- Egbert
- Shelby
- Broadway
- Silverio
with my own looking like
- Becks
- Poreda
- Richard
- Allen
- Danks
- Shelby
- Getz
- Harrell
- Carter
- Upchurch
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Oct 11, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Richard has to be above Poreda right?
this is where I get confused, are we asking who is major league ready first, or who will make the biggest impact? Once I have the parameters down I will make my list.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 11, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that were the case
I’d imagine that Richard was also be ahead of Beckum.
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 11, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*would
"...fined for what, hittin' the ball into outer space?"
by Illini0509 on Oct 11, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really up to you, as I understand it, but I think "who will make the biggest impact" is in the general spirit of the exercise
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 11, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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