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Sox Sell Shockingly Low on Swisher

As a not-so-objective observer, it's hard to know what to say following the White Sox trade of Nick Swisher for Wilson Betemit! (exclamation point required for centerpiece of franchise-changing trade) and a pair of uninspiring minor league arms. Because, on balance, the Sox didn't get the best player in the deal, didn't get anyone with high upside in return, and didn't get much in the way of salary relief.

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No, this trade was all about getting rid of the strong personality of Swisher. It wasn't about baseball skill, or money, or the future. It was only about getting rid of a perceived problem for the sake of no longer having to deal with said problem.

There are whispers that Swisher rubbed much of the coaching staff and some of his teammates the wrong way with his outspoken behavior, and, most of all, his pouting when his season turned south. Now that he's no longer a member of the organization, I'm sure there will be plenty of leaks about him being an uncoachable, hard-partying, distraction in the clubhouse.

And even if all of those things are true, this is still a bad trade. The Sox simply didn't get any value in return.

Let's use their acquisition of Javier Vazquez as an example. Vazquez demanded a trade, as was his right, putting the D'backs out over a barrel. They had to trade him, and other teams knew it. Yet the Sox were still willing to part with their most dynamic position prospect in the last decade along with a couple of valuable-yet-replaceable spare parts. Where is our Chris Young-like player in return? It's not like the Yankees are completely devoid of young, unproven, high-upside players on the farm.

It's not Jeff Marquez, the former supplemental first rounder is a combination of Lance Broadway and Jon Garland with some Nick Massett thrown in for good measure. His hit rate and strikeout rate as he progressed through the minors are not indicative of future major league success. But he's having a good run in the Arizona Fall League, so I'm sure we can just ignore the rest of his minor league numbers.

LVL     H/9    K/9
A       8.9    6.9
A+     10.0    8.3
AA      9.4    5.6
AAA    10.4    3.7

And Nunez isn't even worth discussing, because the Sox added essentially the same player in the deal, a AA reliever with good numbers. That seems like a one-for-one swap in itself.

By default, Betemit is the Sox haul for Swisher. And Gio Gonzalez. And Ryan Sweeney. And Fautino De Los Santos.

Betemit was a former top-prospect in the Atlanta system who has been varying degrees of suck since he left the peach state. He's been particularly terrible in the American League, posting a .286 OBP and an 89/12 K/BB ratio in a year and a half in the league. He's like Juan Uribe without the plus defense. Oh, and he'll be competing for a starting job at 3rd, and possibly second.

It's hard to believe this is the best the Sox could get in return for Swisher. And if this was the best they could get on the eve of free agency, shouldn't the GM stand pat until the landscape changes? There's just no way can I can look at this and call it a good trade.

* * * * *

11 months ago when the Sox first acquired Nick Swisher from the A's, I closed my trade recap with the following sentence.

Overall, the Sox are a better team than they were yesterday. But they're still an organization adrift in mediocrity with no concrete plan to once again reach the shore of excellence.

A year later, a division title later, and it's even harder to understand the direction the organization is taking with this move.

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I think Rosenthal is sort of right

I think Vaquez is gone as well. But I don’t think the Sox are paring money to go after Hudson. As someone pointed out (you?Jim?) the Sox would have saved more by trading Dye and he could have brought a similar package. I think it’s just about shedding unwanted personnel, not acquiring a specific target.

I think, per Rosenthal, the Sox will not go young at 2B,CF, and 3B. I’m pretty sure Betemit will start at 3B.

In a way, the Sox moves are easy to predict. At the end of last season Swisher and Fields were on the bench and Vazquez was hung out to dry in the media. Actions speak louder than words, and I think we should all be able to guess the Sox plans for the remaining 2 guys on that list.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 1:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

from this article

“Dodgers center fielder Juan Pierre could be another option if the Dodgers pay a sizable percentage of the $28.5 million he is owed over the next three seasons.”

HOLY SHIT.

by RollingWave on Nov 14, 2008 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bravo

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 1:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes yes and yes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

one of my first thoughts yesterday was, "why didn't we just throw Ho-Ram to the Yankees too?"

however, since that did not happen, i am still ok with the idea of taking him out back and shooting him.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i would have thought this was the perfect deal to dump macdougal into.

you know, the yankees could have thrown the sox a bone instead of adding an additional kick in the balls by prising a good relief prospect. of course, that would mean cashman is dumb.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 10:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and that kw doesn't get off on testing his devotees.

to think – most of us were finally forgiving him for GS.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Betemit is fine as a backup. Maybe, an acceptable starting 3b.

However, if neither of these 2 pitchers turn out to be very good then the Sox got fleeced because surely some team would have given up 1 good player for Swisher.

by NLaloosh on Nov 14, 2008 1:11 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Betemit

is not a acceptable everyday 2B with his glove, unless he lose about 50 pounds
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by RollingWave on Nov 14, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i hate when a move raises more questions than it answers. something has to be going on, right? a precursor to a much larger deal?

it’s difficult to envision the scenario in which this sets up a bigger impact trade.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 14, 2008 1:39 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

so, going to contact that depaul student?

go into detail of the Critical Thinking® skills that clearly had swish just moving from center?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Nov 14, 2008 1:54 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That post

originally finished with a paragraph which started something like this “The Sox may end up trading Swisher. Dye may be here on Opening Day.”

I clipped it because I couldnt’ really finish teh thought the way I liked, and my point was made without the final paragraph.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Nov 14, 2008 1:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if carl has anything to say about this...

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 2:49 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

check the fanshots

I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.

by U-God on Nov 14, 2008 8:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

joe cowley, your pulitzer is waiting.
It was an easy Kool-Aid to drink in April, when Nick Swisher was bringing a solid resume from Oakland and giving the White Sox a new-look, high-on-base-percentage mentality atop their lineup.

By September, the Sox were trying to find a dark corner in which to regurgitate that ‘’Dirty 30’’ juice they all had taken big gulps of.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 5:57 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

If we would have gotten Melky Or Radner,

Then I’d be happy. There is still a lot of time until opening day, but i can feel my interest in the White Sox waning. It is really funny, as someone else pointed out, that they just got $.50 on the dollar for their 2008 pitch man. I think about their stupid commercials. With Swish doing the worm, and shooting the guns, and Hawk narrating. I wonder if Thome started dusting off his first baseman’s mitt, since he has to be considered Konerko’s backup now. Who’s will spell our corner outfielders? Wise? What are the odds that Pauly and JD make it through the year with no injuries.?

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Nov 14, 2008 5:58 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fields?

I’d think Fields or Betimet get the spot if Konerko gets hurt. If it’s a long term thing they make a trade / sign a AAAA player.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 8:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've thought of that... but

You see how Dye bends when he’s in the outfield – I can’t imagine him trying to scoop one out of the dirt at first. So even though I like the idea, can’t envision it happening.

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Adrift in mediocrity"?

Take issue with the trade, if you will, but a division championship this year, the maturation of Q and Che, and Danks and Floyd blossoming mean that KW isn’t a total idiot. Even our minor league system is looking better than last year and is giving some signs of not being the worst in MLB.

Does anyone have any patience at all? Must everything be immediately trashed/exalted, or can we give this some time? Fer Chrissakes. It’s November. Not time to make sweeping generalizations about the “organization” which exceeded all (except WTGTD’s) expectations this year.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:21 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

"Adrift in mediocrity"

The comment was from a year ago.

Do you like the trade, WU?

Sox in 2009!

by ballyb on Nov 14, 2008 6:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know it's an old quote that was brought to present relevance.

I am withholding judgment right now. Initially it looks like we could’ve gotten more, thought Swish did much on the field to diminish his value (and if his clubhouse behavior was as is being reported – and it might be – he may have pulled a Manny to get out of Dodge, and I don’t see that the Red Sox got as much value back as perhaps was expected when they got rid of Manny).

So I’m punting right now. I’m not screaming about it one way or the other – he was on our bench, he wasn’t getting off it any time soon, and it seems the poor trade was when we acquired him. Spilt milk. Like a trade when you cut your losses, it hurts but you move on, right?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

flagged.

for equating a white sox trade with squeezing another commission out of the mandelbaums.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 6:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am fee-based and do not accept commissions.

Unlike you, I eat what I kill in the context of an ongoing relationship. DB.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 7:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good Gosh

Me and Winning Ugly agree….. the crime was the trade last year not this one. Miracles do happen!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 14, 2008 7:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Last year's trade was not a crime

We have picked that trade apart at length. Its seems sheik for folks to say that but its simply not true.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 7:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If those who are castigating the trade now are ticked we didn't get enough in return

it’s because of 3 reasons:

1. What we gave away last year (e.g. Keith Law analysis).
2. What we got in return (scrubs).
3. Why we sold low (which actually relates to #2), since it seems to be the common assessment that Swisher has a valuable (read: cheap) contract and may have some upside on his future performance. A “diamond in the rough”.

So leave the Arabs out of it, Tdogg (“chic”, not "sheik"). I seem to remember the posts being fairly evenly split on the value of the trade last year. I would bet it is far less split now, though many seem to be blaming KW, not Swisher’s failed and miserable performance (except in the Toby video – that was great).

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 7:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oops. Thanks for the correction

Brain not functioning properly. No offense to Arabs.

And I do agree the posts were split then. Now however there is this notion to lump everything together (read a few other sites.) I don’t follow or agree with that logic. If you trade assets, the future value has nothing to do with what you gave up in the past. Now we may hammer KW on the perceived value of Swish today but I disagree with this notion that the Oakland trade has anything to do with it now.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 8:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree with reviewing last year's trade and having accountability relating to

value obtained in this one. You try to build on assets accumulated. Lineage is important, whether draft picks or present MLB’ers. To say this trade has nothing to do with last year’s in naiive. Trades take years to play out when assessing whether or not they “worked out”, and part of that assessment is how the players/picks/cash you disposed of performed, IMO. I think you have to do a future value assessment re: the “time value” of those disposed-of assets vs. those acquired.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 8:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In a vacuum yes.

But I am speaking more to the current value of a player. Sorry that has nothing to do with the trade at the time. Swish was a good deal for those minor leaguer then and that hasnt changed. Again it is easy to use revisionist history after the 08 season played out.

And remember I am not arguing about who “won” the Oakland deal. I took exception to the notion that it was a “crime” and KW somehow got taken for a ride.

In summary future GMs don’t give a damn what you gave up to get a player when that next trade happens.

I might also add I see the beginnings of turning those past prospects into “all world” status which is far from true at this point.

That said I stand by KW’s original deal. I just wish he had a little more faith in it and gave it time for the benefits.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 9:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

The first deal is defensible — no way to foresee Swisher sucking so bad. It’s a “bad trade” only in hindsight and could have been a “good trade” if swish produced 2009 and beyond.

The current sucks on its face. Maybe Marquez will break out and make the trade good, but on paper it’s awful.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

????? Bravo.....

You need a pair of my glasses chief?

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 7:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

chief, sheik.

gonna break out the n word soon, whitey?

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 9:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

No you have to past many levels before you reach that level with me..

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

re

Does anyone have any patience at all? Must everything be immediately trashed/exalted, or can we give this some time? Fer Chrissakes. It’s November. Not time to make sweeping generalizations about the "organization" which exceeded all (except WTGTD’s) expectations this year.

we have patience

the trashing isn’t about trading swisher but about the current value of the return

yes marqez may break out or swisher may keep going down, but the trashing isn’t about that

the trashing is about not valuing your assets logically at this moment

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to wait a little longer and see how this plays out.

My intital reaction is to agree with you on this Cheat. I am totally shocked they sold so low on Swish. KW is unpredictable but not when it comes to this type of stuff. What I mean is he usually BUYS low or at least exchanges for a player they feel have a great deal of upside.

Maybe that nugget is Marquez. Perhaps they see something they feel will equal a higher degree of production then projected right now. (It wouldnt be the first time).

Ive also learned to not take any of his moves by themselves and instead see how they all fit together.

At the present moment though its difficult to defend this trade. Even if he was sour on him you would think he could have waited for Tex to get signed and gotten a little better deal.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 6:57 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ive also learned to not take any of his moves by themselves and instead see how they all fit together.

can you please explain me what do you mean here?
i’m not trying to be a smartass, I just don’t get it

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think he means that when kenny swaps the three stooges

LOL!

Made my morning!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing deep Wiz

Just additional moves that follow. The best example would be the Pods for Lee deal which didnt make a lot of sense at first. And BEFORE anyone says it I know its a stretch and not apples to apples. Just answering the man’s question.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it made sense as a salary dump, though.

people may not have liked it for a variety of reasons but there was a pretty clear justification for it from the very beginning. i guess people can point to this clubhouse stuff as justification…but that’s a pretty thin, largely non-baseball, justification.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

drives who nuts.

of course it’s not precisely quantifiable. but i doubt there’s anyone who can assert with a straight face that, whatever the quantity may be, it makes up for the complete ass-raping of value this deal represents.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Drives you nuts.

And I’m not saying that’s why the deal was done. I’m just sayin’. Drives ’em (seamheads, of which I consider you not only President but a member) nuts.

I “believe” this trade will make more sense over the coming months. (“Beliefs” and “intuition” are also not very quantifiable, which is why I am using such terms. To drive you nuts.)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it doesn't drive me nuts at all. not sure why you'd say that.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm exaggerating,

but we’ve discussed “chemistry”-type issues before, and IIRC you have not come out in favor of it being a determining factor in success, mostly because it is difficult/impossible to quantify.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's not quite what i would say.

it’s certainly there. but who knows how it develops (chicken or the egg) and how much it affects. how many times have we seen teams with what are described as horrible clubhouses win? good clubhouses lose? we all know there’s stuff that we can’t measure. spending time on arguing over it, when it appears from all research so far to be relatively minor, seems silly. swisher is worth about 2-3 wins and his contract has him being paid for less than half of that worth. you tell me if you think his supposed poisonous presence cancels that out. i find such an argument well beyond the pale.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't argue the "addition by subtraction", since I really

don’t know who will be replacing him (it aint WB). I hear you, though – equal value was not exchanged thus far. But I’d like to wait before pulling my hairs out.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did i miss a PTBNL in this deal.

equal value wasn’t exchanged. that isn’t going to change.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey WB might blow up BIG!

We are magical! Q! Che! BHB! Come on now – we are where dreams are made and potential is realized.

Unless you are Nick Swisher.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

che is only magical viz a viz his salary.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

indeed.

if the sox traded nick swisher for ramirez….ewww.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He magically filled a gaping hole in the IF.

You’d prefer whom after Crede went down and Juanny had to slide over? Maybe we could’ve had Fields on one leg?

For someone projected to be AA level I think his 2nd place ROY showing worked out just fine.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he performed well for what he's being paid. great asset.

but it takes more than a 103 ops+ and .266 eqa to get my panties moist in a magical kind of way.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it only takes me a sawbuck.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are a POS.

Admit when you are had. His whole 4 year contract was validated last year vs. Uribe’s $4.5MM one year deal.

And I have my wine on, after this week.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think i may join you, wu. a bottle of wine might help calm my nerves.

this job is really starting to take a toll on my health. i’m starting to wonder if i’m being paid enough for this much stress.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 14, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No shit.

My 35 year old associate, 3 years in the biz, told me this week “Maybe I made a poor career choice”.

You kids. Weak. 183-year events and you can’t handle it.

:)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

At least you're still paid

They cut me last week

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that blows, man. your firm in trouble? or is this preemtive?

maybe 2 weeks ago i was walking past the CBOT before the open and there was a moving truck parked outside on jackson and some people moving shit out of an office. i thought that was an ironic but on-point sign of the times.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 14, 2008 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to hear that, BB.

How are your prospects? Are you OK for a while?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 15, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we just have to agree to disagree on the definition of magical here, moses.

i’d imagine at your age, just being able to fart without shitting your pants is magical.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 6:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rule #2 - Never waste an erection.

Waste – is there a song titled that?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you and your non-believing! che IS magical.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you were around for the A's championship teams in the 70's

reports from that clubhouse weren’t exactly demure.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't know the a's were around in the 19th century.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 4:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Obama is not in office yet.

Patience.

BTW, don’t forget, all of us with jobs are already writing your checks. DB.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 4:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're both wrong.

there’s a bald eagle’s talon print on the bottom of my check.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nor the Yankees in the '70's. No one was happy in the '70's.

Bankrupt cities. Serial killers. Hostages. Oil embargos. But people generally work better in supportive, favorable conditions as opposed to caustic, negative conditions. Except this site, which needs pain and angst to truly come alive.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm thinking the sox were a 100 win team last year.

except cabrera and swisher were on it. this will be a cowley column within the week.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and, again, simply because you want to get rid of someone who is a problem it does not mean that you give them away for jackshit.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know - maybe "jack" was all that could be had?

I mean, maybe? Is it possible that Swish has worn it out? Maybe?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

possible? anything's possible.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's all I'm saying.

KW is not an idiot. The trade looks idiotic. Thus, we don’t know everything, or KW has become retarded/drunk/deranged.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

KW is not an idiot.

doesn’t mean he won’t make the same mistakes that idiots do from time to time.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't bring up that trade

every time i turn on the damn television Lee is still hitting f’ing BOMBS…. That trade was a huge crime world series or not. I’m still a little salty about that… Scott Podsednik…you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 14, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See Airplane

Fly over your head.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

World Series or Not.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln…

Fer Chrissakes, KenWo.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude...the team has budget and has to allocate resources well to achieve the most wins

And that’s what Williams did. And if you want Lee now with the contract he has you’re crazy. In evaluating any trade, service time and salaries are critically important information.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holding Judgement

I was surprised at this deal but it is apparent that KW wanted Swish gone. What looked like a cheap contract last year now looks like $8m a year for the next 3 for a guy they did not want. KW obviously wanted to clear those $$ before FA started. I know $8m does not buy much these days but $8m is a start toward 10 or 12. I was in the trade Dye and move Swish camp for some time but I have changed my mind. Dye will bring Type A compensation at the end of the year which will be the best talent infussion that we could get out of either Swish or JD. For one year I think I would rather have Dye anyway. The sad part of this is that last year I like the Swisher deal (sepecially after DLS proved to be damaged) and now it is easy to say that it did not work out but that happens. The bad news of this trade did not happen yesterday; it happend all of last year. When a stock keeps going down you the loss is gradual; it just hits you in the face when you sell it. Let’s hope the Sox can put this behind them and use the $$ in an effective way.

Sarasota Sox Fan

by boot2112 on Nov 14, 2008 8:18 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not a Swisher Fan -- intangibles

I admired his plate discipline (such as it is) in the beginning of the ‘08, but it seemed later in the season he let a lotta AB’s get away from him. One of the images I’m left w/ is Swish standing there frozen on strike 3 or swinging pathetically. Personality wise, I thought he was a clown. All that goofy shit in the promos and his obvious big mouth just rubbed me the wrong way — he wasn’t good enuf to pull off the swagger. Maybe they feel there’s an upside w/ the pitchers —another reclamation project for Coop. Let’s see how it plays out. .

by RoyEgan on Nov 14, 2008 8:27 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to get a scouts take on Nick Swisher. BABIP makes it seem like he’ll return to form, but maybe he just has lost it. If he really does suck and it wasn’t an outlier, a mediocre third baseman making a lot less money is probably the right trade.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 8:34 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

he's been tapped up

it’s obvious

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 8:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nope

it means he has been made aware of the Yankees interest and has acted to get the move.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 8:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

Any ideas on where Jimmy Hoffa is buried? Or who really killed Kennedy?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 8:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you really believe that that kind of thing does not go on in MLB

then I think you are being naive.

in the EPL, it was ilegal to tamper with other teams players, everyone denied it happened. then one or two people started blowing the whistle and found out it had being going on since players started getting paid more than brass washers.

It’s the same in all professional sport and if you think that MLB is somehow immune to such practices then you are sadly deluded.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 8:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't assume what I think, hoodie.

I just don’t think he tanked the last half to go to the Yankees. Building upon your idea, perhaps he told the Sox he wanted to go to NY (like Manny said he wanted out, and perhaps had some say as to whom he was traded).

I just thought you might have “specialized knowledge” in other areas, too.

(Since Stan’s return you are much less vulnerable. Must’ve been the wire brush.)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 8:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wire

jesus, I wouldn’t have beeen able to walk. How many birds do you know that have hairbrushes made from wire?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 9:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chicago birds.

They double as ice scrapers in the winter. Chicago Tough.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 9:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather not talk anymore about

the brush incident, thank you very much

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 9:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

more or less the same

but nylon bristles

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Nov 14, 2008 11:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gott in himmel

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 12:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that is what i heard.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 11:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Possible.

I really don’t know. He doesn’t seem like the type to just quit on a team, but I’m not in the clubhouse who knows.

Just hard to judge this trade until we see how Nick Swisher plays next year. WB was supposed to great at one time I guess; I’ll trust Kenny for now. He’s earned that much from me, this isn’t John Paxson, I have no reason to believe he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

 I’m just really trying to not get pissed about a trade that Kenny Williams makes, when I always end up eating crow midseason when he’s proven me wrong. I’m taking the same approach I did with Q and Alexei, that I’d believe we made the right move until proven otherwise and that worked out well for me.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 8:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

impossible to read KW but

any speculation on what his next move could be? it seems as if hes content on giving all of our young starters opportunities to win jobs out of ST…. possibly poreda, egbert, marquez(?), richard, etc….. does he target a CF’er now in trades? there really isnt much in FA that fits the sox needs.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 14, 2008 9:58 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd still look at the Brewers.

Mike Cameron, middle infield surplus, need pitching if they don’t get Sabathia. Vazquez and Cameron make the same amount of money too.

Vazquez, Anderson, Fields for Cameron, MI seems like the Brewers would do it. Not sure how the White Sox come out in the deal but fills our holes.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 10:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can the Brewers add salary?

The Sox might need to take back contract for that trade to happen. And I don’t think Cameron is KW’s style.

I do agree that it seems probable that Vazquez, Fields, and Anderson get moved to fill the “leadoff position”. Or maybe just Fields, Anderson, and Egbert for Juan Pierre? Something like that?

Getting Betemit and Marquez I think is about “freeing up” Vazquez and Fields for a trade….

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cameron makes 10 million. Their middle infielders make at least the same as Fields / Anderson.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 10:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sure at first glance i really can't stand this trade

and after reading about the prospects…with nunez as essentially 2 two pitch pitcher (when he gets his arm slot right apparently)…marquez seems to be the type of guy that perhaps can turn out to be an ok starter…sure his lines from last year don’t look great…maybe coop can get him going with the addition of a cutter…look what it did for danks and for a year loazia was the 2nd coming we’ll just have to wait and see…upon hearing betemit was included in the deal, my thoughts were wow a taller version of juan uribe that doesn’t eat up ground balls….i have to say that this deal has to be the groundbreaking of another deal in the works…if not…then i have no clue where the hell this franchise is headed….last night thoughts were swarming everywhere in new trade/sign possibilities…what kept jumping out was mark teixiera, and although this seems almost impossible, who knows what KW has in store for the south side next…i’m just sayin

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:12 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

justifying a bad trade by saying there must be another move coming

doesn’t make much sense. i’m failing to see how having swisher on the roster is an impediment to anything. unless ben sheets’ wife cheated on him with swisher and gettind rid of swisher is the only way he’d sign with the white sox. that’s about it. maybe. so i guess i’ll withold judgment to on the moroniosity until we find out how many different women and/or men swisher has banged and how that might affect later acquisitions.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 10:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's quite the sig you have there

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

logic returns! briefly…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

keith law knows
He could be a middle reliever, especially if he stops throwing his mediocre curve, but that’s probably it, and he doesn’t have anything to miss bats. (Of course, the White Sox will immediately teach him a cutter, so stay tuned.)

THATS HOW WE DO SON

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 10:29 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

uhhh furbs knows....i mentioned teaching him a cutter in my comment

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I knew there would be at least one grind somewhere
“I’m not committing myself to anything right now,” Williams said on a conference call. “All I’m committing myself to, if anything, is simply grinding it away every day to exhaust possibilities.”

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 10:31 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cashman called Swisher a Grinder too.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is kitchenaid getting royalties from all this grinding?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m only in training.. I’m not quite sure how the royalties are distributed. I know Rowand gets a cut but that’s all they’ve told me so far.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

from all this scouting report Marquez sounds kinda like Vazquez
Marquez knows how to pitch and has a good idea of what he wants to do on the mound. He uses four pitches of varying degrees to get hitters out. In the AFL, he threw his fastball in the 89-93 mph range, comfortably sitting 90-91. His curve grades out as average, between 74-77 mph. He also threw a second breaking ball, a slider, which was a little more hit or miss. It clocked in at around 84-85 mph, but it needs to be tightened to be more effective. Of all his secondary pitches, though, it’s Marquez’s changeup that might be his best offering. He threw it 81-83 mph and showed a lot of comfort with it, commanding it well.

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 10:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

according to Law

his curveball is dogshit, and he needs to stop using it.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 14, 2008 10:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And Bull Pain said he was one of the worst pitchers he saw last season

That, plus the stats, plus Marquez’s place on the Yankees prospect rankings gives me a lot of confidence that this guy isn’t a major league pitcher. And won’t be.

Before this trade, no one was talking about Marquez challenging for a starting spot next season.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe Marquez has some heart, at least.

:P

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a few balls too

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cutters can work wonders

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 10:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

whose scouting report is this?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the one cashman had jeter write during trade negotiations.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Odds on "Groin Problem II"

being our starting CF in ’09?

I say 64 / 36.

Sox in 2009!

by ballyb on Nov 14, 2008 10:39 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

i'd say higher.

but why debate the percentages. it’s certainly more likely than not at this point.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 10:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Odds on Betemit being starting 3B?

he is latino….

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 14, 2008 10:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

call it even.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

at least owens can play the lead off position…..

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 14, 2008 10:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

chances of the goon squad wreaking havoc on your ass...100%

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My goon squad joke of the day

Jackie Mason (who famously pissed off Frank Sinatra):

Frank Sinatra saved my life.
One night at the Sands, four guys started beating and kicking me within an inch of my life. Just when I thought I was going to die, Frank walks by and says,
"That’s enough, boys."

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 10:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How old are you?

Jackie Mason? Fer Chrissakes, is Henny Youngman next?

(I enjoy the eff out of Jackie, BTW. But think of the kids…)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

can juan come back and eat betemit, pick up the slaq again and turn into the super thirdbaseman to be known as

Juansin Qtemit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...I'd go 50 -50

But if it’s not GP2, it will be someone like him. I was thinking that Vazquez and Fields were going to be used to fill CF. But it’s possible they’ll be used to fill 3B via trade I suppose. If that’s the case, GP2 is a lock for CF next season. Good times.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and then some depressed fuck cake eating

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

damnit i knew i messed it up

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

100/0

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 10:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the odds were the same as you living through the end of the year

diagnosis…not likely

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hysterical.

Here’s a quarter. Call me when you’re 21.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you even tried to find a pay phone these days?

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 10:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They still exist, but yeah,

not very topical. But the point is made, in good spirit.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 11:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you were making a point? a warning would have been in order.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure I understand.

Someone says I’ll be dead by year-end and I respond by telling them to grow some hair first. What warning?

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 11:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you were bald until you were 21? i am so confused.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are?

I thought you were omnipotent and omnipresent.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

omnipotent? now you're just picking on me because of my condition.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

good to see you

got to the bottom of it.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

solid

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if someone has fucked a cake, and they want to eat it....they would be eating a fucked-cake.

and yes, i am a writer, so i english all the time.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 17, 2008 12:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's NOVEMBER.

Nothing happens before the winter meetings.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 10:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hey...maybe we are missing the bigger picture....

couldn’t seattle use a couple (seemingly) worthless minor league pitchers, and might enjoy betemit instead of beltre!?
let’s just go after that mess of an organization with these guys. makes perfect sense!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:49 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

lets get felix hernandez

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 10:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and ichiro

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what if we threw in brett favre

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

favre and betemie for felix hernandez

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 11:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hell....

let’s treat Cora probably taking over for Riggleman as part of the trade…
i don’t think the mariners know enough about baseball to notice that that is an entirely different topic!

“we’ll throw in Marquez, Betenit, Horacio Ramirez (you remember that all-star, right?), and Joey Cora as manager for King Felix and Beltre.”

sounds good to me!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 10:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

get er done kenny

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 14, 2008 11:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you keep saying this, so i'm not sure if this is a joke

but ramirez is a free agent.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 11:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you need to get him in your pocket

unleash the hounds of dirty prostitute war, dang nabbit.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.

by U-God on Nov 14, 2008 11:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, though...

if it makes anyone feel better, Swisher’s most similar batters usually didn’t do much after age 30 (if they made it that far). Then again, his similar batters through age 27 were pretty decent 110-120 OPS+ guys, so…

No, even that doesn’t do a damned thing. This sucks. I like Betemit — ZiPS seems to give him a non-terrible chance of being a 105-110 OPS+ player — but for Swisher? Hell, even something like Betemit + MR. KENNEDY! would’ve been balanced. It’s just tough to get excited about Marquez and whoever else we traded for.

I’m so confused…

by CWSKeith on Nov 14, 2008 11:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

and — a bit off-topic — you and/or colin mentioned a week or two back about a ’what’cha reading’, link dump type thread. I think that needs to be started and I will get off my lazy ass and do so.

I guess I’m just looking for approval. I’m thinking people will actually post there (like the music thread and that mysterious minor leaguer, although I keep forgetting the name of the poster who started that thread), right?

by CWSKeith on Nov 14, 2008 11:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, but we are beginning to stray affar from the site's purpose, no?

Matters not to me. I think I might be able to keep up more on a “reading” list than a music list.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

I like the well-rounded commentary via our threads, as you might imagine. If seamheads and goofballs like me can co-exist, bring on the off-topic posts.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I had thought about that, WU

but I figured Cheat will jump in if/when he feels we’re moving too far astray (and subsequently I’d respect whatever decision he’d make). I don’t think a couple of condensed threads are that much of a problem, though. If it starts spreading to gobs of non-baseball/White Sox related posts/diaries, I could see a problem but as of now that’s not the case.

by CWSKeith on Nov 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. It's his site.

Value increasing – good arguments and diversification of topics might bring more eyeballs/revenue.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

do it, man!

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

there is a minor league thread you say?

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i've gotten to the point

of just not thinking about it anymore or trying to figure it out. it’s sort of working, idk though. can’t really worry too hard on it til march

I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.

by U-God on Nov 14, 2008 11:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Marquez is the football to the groin

Betemit, I’m not fond of because his glove sucks and he can’t get on base. I’d rather have Uribe, but maybe Juan wanted $3M or $4M or something. So, fine, replace him with Betemit.

But the other player in the deal should be a real prospect like Kennedy or Betances. The Sox thought they saw something in Marquez that puts him on that level. But no one else apparently does. I’m flabbergasted that this guy cost the Sox Swisher and is pencilled in on the major league roster (and presumably rotation). It’s utterly bizarre. Egbert is a better prospect, even now.

by hitlesswonder on Nov 14, 2008 11:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

firejoemorgan.com closes its doors.

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 12:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the universe just keeps piling it on

I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.

by U-God on Nov 14, 2008 12:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Like Bush, who has yet to find bin Laden,

FJM cedes defeat, as JM still has a job.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 12:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and fjm wasn't even subject to term limits.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 12:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guess both were just a waste...

“Waste”. What a great name for a song.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 12:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

get a fucking room, you two.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 14, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking more of a heavy petting room, but what the hell...

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why are you asking me? ask the pro.

"this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 14, 2008 1:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And popcorn.

I mean, it’s way too obvious without the popcorn. Except for colin, who I hear is hamster-like.

(Just kidding, colin the Club.)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's actually just that white.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 14, 2008 4:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i've always loved that song.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 14, 2008 5:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

With Swisher gone, I need to know...

1. Will any team members continue to strike the Capt. Morgan pose?
2. Will we see any more crazy coloring of facial hair?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Nov 14, 2008 12:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was fucking pissed when I heard of this trade yesterday

I decided I’d stay calm and wait to see Cheat’s analysis – hoping there was some value in this trade or these prospects that I was missing.

Now I’m back to being fucking pissed.

by chrome on Nov 14, 2008 1:23 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

+1

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Nov 14, 2008 1:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Trade

No way around it. This is one we can call Kenny out.

Usually we say “Give Kenny a chance”…. but not on this shit

by 815Sox on Nov 14, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i generally prefer trades where fans on both sides think they got royally screwed.
YankeesFan ((NY,NY)): WHAT A DEAL FOR THE YANKS!!!!

Steven Goldman: A lot like this here in the chat queue. I think that is the one aspect of this that’s pretty wonderful regardless of what happens with Teixeira. The Yankees gave up Jeff Marquez, who seems a good bet to never pitch in the big leagues, dealt a pitching prospect for another who looks even better who doesn’t have to be put on the 40-man, and Wilson Betemit, who played his way off the team. What’s not to love about that?

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

punch em in the dick

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kicking a man while he’s down

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ChuckR (Addison, IL): But there has to be some upside for the Sox on getting Betemit, right? There is at least some logic somewhere in the deal for Kenny Williams, right? Right?

Steven Goldman: It gives them another option besides Josh Fields, who they don’t seem too sold on in any case, but to my mind not a great one. Betamax is not a great defender and is a switch-hitter in name only—do NOT play against lefties. Oh, and he has no plate judgment. That said, he probably has some platoon value at 3B and emergency value at SS.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So...

The upside is they don’t have faith in Josh Fields and that Betemit has a great nickname. I just can’t fathom what the hell Kenny was thinking. How in the world is this the best thing we can get for such a cheap, decent if not good young player in his prime.

by Grinder in Training on Nov 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

your ribs broken yet?
Josh (Chicago): Steve, there are several reasons Kenny Williams may have traded Nick Swisher that have nothing to do with money/talent. As it’s been reported on the Chicago stations, Swisher shut out the coaching staff completely last year, blew off the hitting coach when he tried to help him, and simply withdrew into himself once he was put in a platoon. Additionally, Swisher’s locker room clown act was beginning to wear thin (his partner in crime, Toby Hall, has also been shown the door). Just something to keep in mind before blasting Kenny Williams…

Steven Goldman: I wasn’t necessarily blasting him, but the trade was uneven, even if his reasons are of the off-field variety. Whatever the issues with Swisher’s personality and comportment, he’s a guy with value, a four-position guy who has produced in the past and even in a miserable year took a whole bunch of walks and hit with power. Players are traded for all kinds of reasons, even the one you site—that they’re too annoying to live with. That still doesn’t mean that the team shouldn’t get value for them. At first glance it doesn’t appear Williams did that.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

mine too pretty much

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 6:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jew opinion.

How can I take this seriously? (As my daughter says the “baruch ata adonai” over dinner tonight.)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 6:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nunez-tex

And Nunez isn’t even worth discussing, because the Sox added essentially the same player in the deal, a AA reliever with good numbers. That seems like a one-for-one swap in itself.

tex’s numbers seem a bit better to me, no?

http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=32001

http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=31023

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm perplexed - why all the love for Swisher?

I saw a year of him here… what makes him so outstanding that a large percentage SSS’rs are upset. Does losing him hurt us in some major way I don’t see. Or is this just pent-up aggrivation being released over the first trade. On or off the roster – outside of the poss. talent given up last year and now lost (thx WU), this just doesn’t seem that big a deal to me.

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We. Are. Idiots.

OK, I said it before anyone else did.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

high OBP? young? very team-friendly contract?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

forgot 'good power'

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 14, 2008 6:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are looking at it the wrong way.

Swisher will likely rebound next year. What has most confused this is the exact opposite of KW does usually and for good reason I think.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

here's why. learn and evolve.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/swisher-changes-hands-again

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Same info. Agreeing with most people's "bet".

All I’m saying is the “bet” might come up a crapper re: motivation/other GM lusting after Swish.

(Devil’s advocate am I.)

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey - you calling me the devil then?

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE THE DEVILS!!!! THE DEVILSSSSSSS!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

even if

the Yankees “lose” on the bet, they still likely end up with the better player, which is the biggest problem.

by RollingWave on Nov 14, 2008 7:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All I'm saying is its not a big loss

He may bounce back – he may not. Unless Sox move PK, he won’t be the 1st baseman. He’s only OK in CF – and currently there is no spot in Left or Right. So in my view he’s a backup 1st baseman on the Sox. What we don’t know is the behind the scenes stuff – its all a guess and we are putting a value on a commodity that apparently didn’t draw interest from other buyers. Do you sit on the asset and hope it increases? I guess it depends on high you feel the gamble is. Apparently KW didn’t think the gamble was worth it.

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you forgetting the ages of Thome, Dye and Konerko?

The insurance alone makes a compelling case.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it is insurance - for Fields

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

yeah. fucking betemit. insurance. well, i guess i’m of the type that doesn’t fall for that whole life crap when it comes to insurance. apparently KW likes overpaying for his, too.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's really nice. overpaid for juan, too.

but that was just money. you don’t do the same with players. you want insurance at 3B/SS/2B, go overpay for cesar izturis or something.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No but I did work for Northwestern Mutual as a young lad.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Nov 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks.

it’s a huge loss. 2-3 wins at a cut rate price. not to mention tdogg’s point. you seem to think this is a gamble of some sort. i guess you didn’t read what i linked. his rebound is about the surest bet in baseball next year.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

trade dye. that is the one who should have gone to salve the "glut". this was a silly deal to make.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But how many wins do you give up by moving Dye

Though the return could offset that if you can get the right player/s

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i can tell you one thing for sure.

it would only be wins for next year and not the next four years. and i’d call the difference between dye and swisher in RF largely non-existent.

just like when god decides that your entire family should be brutally raped and murdered by neo-nazis, kenny williams is just testing our faith as a sox fans.

by larry on Nov 14, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and upset Kenwo and WTGTD???

No thank you!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Nov 15, 2008 11:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs