Kenny's secret plan: CC!
"The White Sox are seeking a few smart moves that will lighten their payroll, perhaps allowing them to afford Sabathia."
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Among the teams that have admitted interest in shortstop Orlando Cabrera – who had a forgettable year in Chicago – are the Giants, Orioles, Indians and Royals. The Giants and Orioles are waiting on Rafael Furcal first.
those teams’ 1st round draft picks are all protected…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Please no
just let him sign with the Yankees for record money.
Last thing we need is Bartolo Colon v2.0
he was awful in his one year with the sox.
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
colon was pretty good for us if i remember correctly no?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 19, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
awful is a little strong
he was 15-13 with a 3.87 ERA over 242 innings. Far from awful.
Kenwo4life=ratings
yes. the original poster knows i was being a sarcastic prick. i'll telegraph it even more for you next time.
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
well youre always a prick
how am i supposed to know when you are being sarcastic?
Kenwo4life=ratings
YOUSE YUR BRANE.
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
You know what I like about your posts, KenWo? The spaces.
They are like a millisecond of breathing in between having my face plunged into a vat of water.
by Daniel Berlyn on Nov 19, 2008 9:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa...... whoa...... that's a flag for jr.-high bus stop retort
15 yards and an old-man-sideline-swat from Buddy Ryan
How could he lose the ball in the sun....he's from Mexico.
I don't have one
shows how much you know
by Daniel Berlyn on Nov 19, 2008 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Than who did he bang?
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 11:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
i thought that was pretty obvious
because he obviously wasn’t terrible.
i didn’t even have to know your personality.
exactly. and knowing my personality as kenwo claims to should have made it even more obvious.
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Re: Coco Crisp to KC
when will the Gathright to the White Sox trade will be announced?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ozzie wants Joey
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Fuck it, let's just go after Fernando Perez, Joey Gathright
Willy Taveras, Chone Figgins and Juan Pierre.
Re: Coco Crisp to KC
when will the Gathright to the White Sox trade be announced?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ozzie's preference is the same no matter how many times you reply
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
There is a snowball's chance in hell that we get CC.
5 -140mil from the Yanks or come play in the ghetto?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 19, 2008 9:11 PM CST reply actions
plus if it has been written
it WILL not happen.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 19, 2008 9:11 PM CST reply actions
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 19, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions
links?
everything gathright can do, brian anderson can do (at min) slightly worse for cheaper.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Sabathia would be great
Gathright…not so much. For some reason I think if we are going to acquire one it will be Gathright.
Kenwo4life=ratings
He tells it like it is.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I have heard rumors about Joey Gathright
What does everyone else here think?
Hes fast.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
so can a tow truck driver. bfd.
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
he is the man
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Joey and Rick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VozGAK9VIHI
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This bulls game is a laughter.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 11:28 PM CST reply actions
are you wasted?
"move and i'll blow your afro off."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 19, 2008 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Your mom is!
Sorry, too much KenWo.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 19, 2008 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
holy fuck what the fuck
uncontested dunks, Thabo getting stuffed, Aaron Gray air balls, crazy alley-oops… and that’s all in the last 30 seconds.
plus a 43 point deficit!
gotta love bulls basketball
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
rose didn't even get double digits tonight
what a bust….terrible draft pick
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Whoosh.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
did i need to add clearly
see kenwo above.
don’t worry old man, i’m outta here..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 20, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
is CC referring to Commander Cool or Captain Charisma
i can’t figure it out
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
apparently being a douchebag is trademarked too
by YOU
by Daniel Berlyn on Nov 20, 2008 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Oh snap.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 20, 2008 5:42 AM CST up reply actions
zing
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 6:54 AM CST up reply actions
so is nWo. Sorry
regards
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Re. CC:
If you believe there’s even “a snowballs chance in hell” of him ending up with the Sox, then I got some really nice land to sell you in central Monroe County, Florida.
Sox in 2009!
I will take a deal on a foreclosure....
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 6:53 AM CST up reply actions
Mike and Mike may be dumber than nWo,
add Gammons to that list as well. Gammons insinuated that a pitcher’s “win” total is important when determining HOF credentials . “Wins” and “saves” make me fucking cringe. How about we judge pitchers on the amount of quality starts they have over how many intangibles play into getting a “win”. Plus M&M are fucking idiots anyways. FUCKING IDIOTS! PIZZA, DOUGHNUTS, POT ROAST, LASTHANGYA!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 6:50 AM CST reply actions
i'm right there with you.
i’m sure these idiots will get it right around the same time they figure out clutch is meaningless.
free chris getz!
larry partnering with SoB.
Armaggedon it.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
whoosh.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Whoosh, yourself.
Again, you are…?
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
hmm. i think Toonder is right about this one... whoosh indeed!
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
Not really, but whatever floats your boat.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
like the TidyBowl man?
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
Like our portfolios...
Whoosh.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
if you have not seen with your bad vision WU
Me and larry tend to agree a lot more than we disagree. When I first got here you 2 were the only ones to have my back. He is just a fool for thinking a homer counts the same in the first inning as it does in the bottom of the 9th 2 outs 3-2 count. ;x
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
btw
i hope “pacman” Jones breaks his neck and can never walk again. Kinda like what he and his posse did to that bouncer.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 6:57 AM CST reply actions
I like the idea of the Sox slashing payroll to go after Sabathia...
Because wouldn’t be enjoyable to read all articles and blogposts about how the Sox aren’t serious about pursuing CC and are just using it as an excuse to gut the payroll? That’d be a fun offseason.
Are you not having fun yet?
Swisher right out of the box pre-winter meetings? This is gonna be a blast.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
If the Swish trade ends up setting the tone for the offseason, I will not be entertained
by hitlesswonder on Nov 20, 2008 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Entertainment takes many forms.
Remember 2007? Highly entertaining in a masochistic way.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
ugh. my least favorite summer in many moons.
thx for the reminder, though the unexpected joy that was ‘08 hasn’t worn off yet.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
such is life, sir.
the good sets up the bad and vice versa. my many years have taught me at least this.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
As it says in the Bible
You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both
And there you have
The facts of life.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Nov 20, 2008 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Jim, you are precious.
When are you going to start your own site?
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
better question is,
when am I going to quit being so lazy and join it?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Jim, would
“Where Triples Go To Dye Is Burning” work or is that too many characters?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 20, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
that is only partially true. you will understand when you get a few years older.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Like you would be a proper source of information.
Age + experience =/ wisdom + perspective.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
whoosh again. you need help today.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
we can change his name to Nike
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
I am talking about you, soldier.
I believe you are the one who needs to keep up.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
well this'll be easy to resolve
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
don't make me bust out karl again.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I am about to bust a cap in you.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
If I must spell it out:
You have no business telling colin any life lessons, even though you are older. When you yourself get a clue, then you will be in position to give sage advice.
Whoosh.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
yes, i got that.
but, db, the entire second sentence of my post was a quote from kenwo on the music thread to which colin took offense. that was the point.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
don't worry toonder, i've got a working memory
can’t say the same for Oldy McDeath over there.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Well, then, I stand corrected,
since I don’t memorize all posts.
I will now withdraw in shame. Who’s got a knife?
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
take responsibility for the earlier woosh as well and i'll shiv you myself.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
this reminds me of that scene in glengarry glen ross
where lemmon “tells off” spacey.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
WU needs the glengarry leads?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
think last 10 minutes of the movie.
levine preaches and opens his fat maw a bit too much. the exchange ends with williamson saying something like “you’ve got a big mouth. now I’m gonna show you an even bigger one” before ratting out levine to the cops.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I got the original reference.
I know every line of that movie (almost).
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
it's 17 years old. i figured your brain was probably still experience regular functioning at that point.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
16?
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
experiencing ftw.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Thought you'd become an Eastern European judge.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
4.8 for execution. 1.1 degree of difficulty.
"god damn! we just had a near-life experience, fellas."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
or as Pudge Fisk said:
Life is made up of judgement and experience. Your bad judgement gives you the experience from which you acquire good judgement.
Baseball Writers dinner, 1988
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
also, in the future you might want to consider using =/= to indicate "does not equal"
so i don’t have to picture you making an emo face. opos.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, Internet Dad.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Prof Toonder is holding court.
Internet 101: Rudimentary Communication is now in session.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
mmm...rudiments.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
i don't have that many left to waste on such suckitude!
fuckin’ kids
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
last night i read a piece of criticism that described Shakespeare's sonnets
as the interplay between wanting to protect and legitimize homoerotic practice that was in the midst of being codified as illegal and immoral and the subsequent misogyny that arises from his attempt to do so. the more beautiful and aesthetically pure the young man, the more puerile and loathsome the dark lady.
on the one hand, i can’t believe how utterly meaningless that is, and at the same time i was compelled by the argument. the more ludicrous and coded* the piece got as i read further, the more i was struck by both thoughts simultaneously that pulled in totally opposite directions. luis terrero and carlos quentin on respective sides of the coin. without HBP! would there have been QBP! ? i fear for your few years.
*read enough of this stuff, and you realize you can start a drinking game and end up wasted if all you drink on is “transgression” and “mimesis”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
do you mean "mimosas"?
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
the boy started it, not me. and why can't mimosas be used in a drinking game?
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
This is a much more thoughtful alcohol-induced psychosis
than the one previously referred to on this thread.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
isn't it scarier when you realize that i actually think these thoughts while sober?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
scariest is that you think you make sense
I really think your longer posts (including your Bukakes or whatever you call them) need pictures.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
well i do get the positive feedback from my peers and profs
with good grades and respect and all that. i’d like you also to note that i expressed some exasperation with such intellectual meanderings in the first place, so it’s not like i’m in love with the fact this stuff comes out of me. moth meet flickering light.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you tortured soul, you.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
someone that sensitive COULD be driven to suicide
but then we wouldn’t have him to play with anymore.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
me:ball of yarn::y'all:cat
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'm not the one bemoaning my insatiable lust for an ugly and barren woman
don’t worry, perspective hasn’t abandoned me totally.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
just got done reading this entire conversation.
and there’s no getting that time back.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Just as an exercise, if the Sox did want to drop the payroll, who goes?
It’s Vazquez, Dotel, and Dye right? those are the only guys making significant money that are moveable.
Thome, Konerko, and Buehrle all have NTC issues and moving AJ leaves AFL God Cole Armstrong as starting C. So, I’d rule those moves out….
I was thinking the salary ballooning would be an issue
But, really, the contract is short enough and his performance was good enough that he could get moved.
OK, so the Sabathia firesale would have JV,Dotel,Dye, and Buehrle priced to move……
by hitlesswonder on Nov 20, 2008 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Exercise #2.
Clear payroll for CC and Teixeira.
Sox in 2009!
Exercise #3.
Clear payroll for CC, Teixeira and Manny.
Sox in 2009!
that would be pretty fun
but there’s no way in hell it happens
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Clearing payroll? How about the Blue Jays making a run at CC:
OTTAWA (Reuters) – Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.
The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are “functionally disabled by obesity” deserve to have two seats for one fare.
The airlines had lost an appeal at the Federal Court of Appeal in May and had sought to launch a fresh appeal at the Supreme Court. The court’s decision not to hear a new appeal means the one-person-one-fare policy stands.
The appeal had been launched by Air Canada, Air Canada Jazz and WestJet.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
Best day ever
So I’m reading the Daily Illini (our horseshit school paper), and there’s a little add at the bottom with my second favorite logo. “Just announced: Wu-Tang Clan at the Canopy Club December 13th”. I finished my test in 5 minutes and ran out and got a ticket. This will be my first concert ever. I am way too excited right now.
I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.
"This will be my first concert ever"
Of their’s or in general?
You can’t possibly be that culturally deprived.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
so you're depraved on account you're deprived!
are you a rural lad? even the state fairs have concerts!
Not mocking you, genuinely shocked. For example, before HSA was even a teen she’d seen Green Day and RHCPeppers and the Buckinghams and others i now forget. But then she had access to Chicago…
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
well, i'm from plainfield
so kind of but not really considering it’s only a half hour from chicago and in between joliet and naperville. and i know you’re not mocking me, i’ve gotten the same sentiment from a lot of people when they find that out. i’m not really sure why i never had before. i never really cared enough to want to go really until the last few years and bad luck or timing had blocked me from going to see some acts i really wanted to see (method man, flogging molly, girl talk, the third day at lollapolooza this summer). everything finally worked out.
I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.
Smashing Pumpkins in '93 was my first
unless you count the Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels at the local community fest w/ my parents, which I don’t
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Mitch Ryder? that's pretty fucking cool too. i bet he was a total geriatric at the time though.
Little Latin Lupe Lu baby!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
OK, now THAT is not cool.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Jeeves might be able to back me up on this one
Survivor played Vernon Hills days to much acclaim. “Eye of the Tiger” 4 times.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
word
they brought the hilarity
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Nov 20, 2008 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
"the search is over, you were with me all the whilllllllllllllllle."
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah, i forgot about matt.
he would definitely know.
/declines to make joke about lesbians
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
nice non-lesbian lesbian joke
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Nov 20, 2008 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
yah
that was pretty ridiculous…I was only there cuz of a kid from my club soccer team, god bless him, that’s a fond memory
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
the daughter of the guitar player from Survivor went to St. Viator
bible-thumping HS about two blocks from where I used to live in Arlington Heights.
but you should!
what difference does the venue make? live music is live music…
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
Book it, Dano.
Nutbush City, CC Rider, etc. Great tunes, Cheat. Don’t poop on your ancestry.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
utely out 4-6 months with hip surgery
What's a "Ute", and why is used as an adverb?
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
Contest
Who will be the first to FanShot the 40-man roster additions?
Winner gets an English lesson from KenWo
AIM: SouthSideCheat
i thought SSS didn't cover minor leaguers...
at least i’ve never seen such coverage.
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
I think it was at SoxGear or whatever Jim used to call his site
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
I just noticed tht Omar icon
where’d you find the illustration.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
typed omar little into google image
was considering making my sig “Oh, indeed.”
I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.
i think i was using that for a little while in may
or maybe i was just saying it constantly.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
just started watching about a week ago
prolly gonna finish the second season by night time
I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.
i make sure to fit it into conversations in order to prompt people into watching
and when that fails, i lash them to their seat and bust out my dvds, clockwork orange style.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yesterday at work i delved into the chess speech
only one person knew what i was talking about
I hope there isn't a rapiest ape.
if you can believe it, i'm used to having that kind of audience at this point.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this is the "tortured soul" stuff.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You have a soul?
You are Soulja Boy? NOW it makes sense to me.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
yes, the source of the earlier whoosh for which you have yet to assume responsibility.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
What did I miss, O Wise One?
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
by winningugly on Nov 20, 2008 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
didn't larry and wtgtd have quite a battle over "clutch?"
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. Again, I forget the historical battles,
unless they are mine. Pete, larry, and Toonder arguments are in my memory bank.
it’d be like defending your choice of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to someone who eats dog shit.
for that you shant be faulted.
when whooshed, however, i suggest you follow the example of our dear bhoov.
"only after disaster can we be resurrected."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
*runs off to do more research*
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no wonder Cheat pulls a Bill Watterson every now and then.
I’m glad you’ve nearly made it to 2008.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i thought Jim was just starting a site
but hadn’t had one before? he really needs to clarify on this.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
truly. since ssh left there hasn't even been a whiff of competition.
"god damn! we just had a near-life experience, fellas."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 20, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
as a non-participant in this thread, i can honestly call this the lardiest read this site has ever produced.
Cashing checks and having sex.
what the fuck did you expect from a thread inspired by cap'n cheeseburger?
"god damn! we just had a near-life experience, fellas."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 21, 2008 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
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