Ice is slippery? Who Knew?

Let's Keep Danks and Floyd away from the ice...kthxbai

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you just know there's some asshole out there calling him an idiot for slipping on ice outside his house.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 23, 2008 1:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

new contract clause: you may not leave tropical or mediterranean climates

"god damn! we just had a near-life experience, fellas."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 23, 2008 9:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that would be ssh

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 23, 2008 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you can't help slipping on ice......

but you can help being a fucking moron and slapping your bat causing yourself to break your wrist like a tool….

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 23, 2008 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

flagged for blasphemy

and for listening to shitty music

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 23, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

My music rocks.

Let me suggest to the board Face Down in the Dirt by Motley Crue

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 23, 2008 8:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

let me suggest you allow someone else to expose music to your kid.

"god damn! we just had a near-life experience, fellas."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 23, 2008 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Let me suggest that you worry about my kid after you get laid for the first time in your life

and have one of your own……

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 24, 2008 1:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's always the ones who shouldn't that do.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 24, 2008 4:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not always...

For some reason I feel like having a Cuban sandwich.

by winningugly on Nov 24, 2008 9:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

(as he proves colintj's point)

;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Nov 24, 2008 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You are speaking of my daughter.

THE best decision I’ve ever made.

Go get one yourself, POS. Get off the rock first, though.

For some reason I feel like having a Cuban sandwich.

by winningugly on Nov 24, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Whoosh!

So…can I buy your daughter or something? Not sure I know how to go about getting myself a daughter any other way…maybe if I use the powers of google, I can figure this one out.

Relax, OPOS. All in good fun.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Nov 24, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't get the "whoosh",

but I didn’t get 2 of Toonder’s last week, either.

I believe I’ll stick to baseball, financial markets, and politics, in that order. I feel like I am getting way too old for this banter, since I am in way over my head, it appears.

For some reason I feel like having a Cuban sandwich.

by winningugly on Nov 24, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs