Carlos Quentin Sleeps in His Uniform

Had the White Sox reached the second round of the playoffs last month, left fielder Carlos Quentin likely would have been added to the active roster, Williams said. ''Last time I saw Carlos Quentin, he was hitting balls out of the ballpark to straightaway center field, telling me it won't be long before he's ready to play,'' Williams said of a chat that took place before Game 4 of the American League Division Series against the Tampa Bay Ray. ''Carlos was going to take live BP if we ended up going back to Tampa (for Game 5).'' Williams is confident Quentin will be ready when spring training opens in February. ''He's probably ready now,'' Williams said. ''Knowing Carlos, he might have his uniform on already, sitting in front of the TV with his bat.''

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And, fortunately per the article above, Cub fans are still idiots.

Cubs fans still love their team, despite another postseason flop. Tickets went on sale Thursday for the January Cubs Convention and sold out in 24 minutes

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

yeah, faithful fans are nothing if not idiots.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

they're the real baseball fans. i bet they all watched the world series, too.

and cried like bitches the whole time.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

true patriots

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

How many times does one pony up extra bucks

for the privilege of getting kicked in the teeth?

Lots of battered wives and spouses of alcoholics are “faithful”, too, DB. When does it get to teh “self-abuse” point?

Not for you, SSH, Jr.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

/yawns

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

/snores

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

CHORTLES

/chortles

The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.

by U-God on Nov 7, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But what is Q! watching on tv?

While he is sitting on his couch, with his uniform on and bat?

I would bet “Brian’s Song” is on repeat and Q! isn’t even shedding a tear. That tough SOB!!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

BSS, I am surprised at you.

“The Natural.”

“God, I love baseball.”

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm going with Goodfellas

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

PK

"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody. " —Henry Hill

Carries over into real life too.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

tijuana donkey porn

and laughing at how small the donkey is. either that or G4 cause he likes that show with all the asians falling in the water.

house money!!

by thecip on Nov 7, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the andy griffith show?

The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.

by U-God on Nov 7, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

every show he watches on the teevee is color.

house money!!

by thecip on Nov 7, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Q! is tough

The Natural is a minor league version of Q!’s life.

How about Field of Dreams – Q! didn’t even shed a tear when this quote was said…

John Kinsella: Well, good night Ray.
Ray Kinsella: Good night, John.
[They shake hands and John begins to walk away]
Ray Kinsella: Hey… Dad?
[John turns]
Ray Kinsella: [choked up] “You wanna have a catch?”
John Kinsella: I’d like that.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Well, that was my 2nd choice.

But I cannot imagine a human being making it through that without shedding a tear. Maybe Toonder. But he’s not human.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Is he a dwarf or leprechaun?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

neither.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

So THAT'S why you're pissy today.

Coked up again.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oy. My entire shirt gets soaked with tears when I watch that damn scene.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Nov 11, 2008 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

new 'smells like mascot'

Fear of the Black Hat

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/10/10/632718/http-smellslikemascot-blog

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

its just not the same

The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.

by U-God on Nov 7, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/11/07/gold-vs-the-bible/

One of these days, the Rawlings Gold Glove people will realize that they really should stop lumping all outfielders. It’s ridiculous, really. All six Gold Glove outfielders were center fielders (Ichiro did move back to right at some point) — which is absolutely absurd. There were only 20 center fielders (again, including Ichiro) who played enough games to qualify for the ESPN fielding statistics, and SIX of them won Gold Gloves, about one in three. If you play center field in the big leagues, winning a Gold Glove is like being the seventh caller to the radio station.

And yet the Sox haven’t had a Gold Glover since Ventura….

Without looking it up can you name the last White Sox Gold Glover not named Ventura? (I had to look it up)

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Nov 7, 2008 1:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Snopek?

Fisk?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Little Looie?

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

VG

Sox in 2009!

by ballyb on Nov 7, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Squires?

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Better guess than mine.

HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, OPOS?

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

he already answered you and told you it was next month. for shame.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Where? I missed it. Glad you are keeping track.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

send him some coke

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and a smile

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah. i like how he askes a question and doesn't see if there's a reply

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

are we there yet? NO! five second pause are we there yet?

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Got it. Posted an hour+ after my question.

You you think I have all day to sit and wait for a reply?

;)

I thought it was this week. My. Bad.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i'm sure a light bulb will go off at some point in the next few days.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

glad you didn't maze that mistake with mrs. WU

you’d be sleeping with the fishes now!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

glad you didn't make that mistake with mrs. WU

you’d be sleeping with the fishes now!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

luzinski?

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

At least the voters realized the center fielders are better than the corner outfielders.

That doesn’t happen many years.

I agree all three outfield positions should be separated, but on some level it’s funny that we honor both the best shortstop and the best first basemen. I mean, is there a Cosmo award for best-looking bald woman or an Oscar for best movie to gross under $5MM?

Beyond the Boxscore // Calling BJ Upton lazy is lazy.

by Sky Kalkman on Nov 7, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the AL central in 2008 was decided by tallest midget.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

does it really matter?

like the oscars, the gold glove awards are a joke in their entirety.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i was told at BTB that

I like awards.
I would like them more if they were legit.

by philkid3 on Nov 5, 2008 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Winners like McLouth are what make these awards jokes.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2008 5:46 PM CST

these guys are out to change the world. get the fuck out of their way.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I agree whole-heartedly.

Beyond the Boxscore // Calling BJ Upton lazy is lazy.

by Sky Kalkman on Nov 7, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

since nobody got it....

It’s Ozzie… his only GG in ’90

Squires was the last one before that…

Then I think you have to go back to Aparicio/Fox.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Nov 7, 2008 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

spencer (1b) in '77, kaat (p) in '73-'75, berry (of) in '70, then aparicio.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

third best DH last year? probably should cut him.

this really shows how fucking god awful the DH position was last year. so fucking awful that rocco baldelli, who played like 10 games or something and also received a slight fielding deduction, was eighth. jason bourgeois, perplexingly, also was fifteenth.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2008/11/7/655875/best-designated-hitters-of

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 1:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

kalk skyman sighting in 5...4...3...

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

good thing there was no humor in larry's post

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I see you beat jokes to death over here.

I’ll have to say something else dumb to give you new material.

Beyond the Boxscore // Calling BJ Upton lazy is lazy.

by Sky Kalkman on Nov 7, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Classics never get old.

Hitler is still funny.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the smoldering dead horse didn't give it away?

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

at my age it's new every day

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it ain't just jokes, cosmic traveler.

this is the scene of many karmic crimes, including the brutal murder of logic and the subsequent raping of its corpse.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's in the charter, actually

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 7, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

do we have a charter?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yes, but provision 1a. is that we don't talk about it.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I thought numbers conveyed no feelings?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Nov 7, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and you got the name right too!

"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.

by Chiburb on Nov 7, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Huff = 2xThome

I’m usually good with math, but those numbers do not compute for me.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

right now i'm picturing you walking around in an blue button down shirt with a pocket protecter, waving a calculator around but not computing anything.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and wu accuses me of being baked...

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey man, you got a light?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

guess you forgot where you left your calculator.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And you can't see that I am not wearing pants.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you piano tuners are a breed apart.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Except for the denim shirt and pocket protector

it sort of does look like me maybe 10 years from now.

I do have “perfect pitch”, just like MB.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you really are worried you're about to lose your job...

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i wasn't going to say anything but, yeah, it does kind of look like you.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

though the white trash honies at the thunderdome maintain that you are quite handsome.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't have quite the bird's nest on my head,

nor the wrinkles, you POS. He looks more like my cousins.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

in your words to osfib, DEFEND! opos!

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But enough about moi.

I will never trust you again, POS. Defending Cub fans while dissing me. I will dump your corpse into the murky water s of the Bay after torching you in the SF half next July.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

shoulda known better before now...

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

what do you know about NOFX?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Depends on what head you are talking about.

We wouldn’t question this if you had your pants on.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You should see this shit I got now.

Grape Ape.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

anyone's stats can look good at the end of the year...

just ask ARam on the cubs about garbage time… All this means is that there is a market for him. Which makes me :)

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Weigh in men, yea or nay.

Jenks back with the Sox next year?

Sox in 2009!

by ballyb on Nov 7, 2008 3:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

if you mean whether he will be back (as opposed to whether i want him back if his value can be maximized in a trade), i'll say yay.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that depends upon what the definition of "Jenks", "back", "with", "the", "Sox", "next", and "year", respectively, is.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Prez Clinton?

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

or any lawyer in a deposition.

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yea

sox are trying to improve their bullpen… not subtract from it.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

danks contracting the obama fever.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile….8668&ref=nf

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 3:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

the old "let me show you how to handle the cue" technique

a timeless classic.

by Ryno on Nov 7, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's probably more the "i'm a major league baseball player. now get on your knees and suck my cock" method

by larry on Nov 7, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

for shame, larry

members of the white sox pr department could be reading this thread!

by Ryno on Nov 7, 2008 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

LOL. Rec'd.

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by winningugly on Nov 7, 2008 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

reinsdorf's grandkids get a free pass.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

wouldn't they be your age?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 7, 2008 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

what's my age again?

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 7:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

mark hoppus!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Nov 7, 2008 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

send good vibes 2 my boi travis barker plz. kthxbai!

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."

by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

John is voted for mcain but atleast obama isnt a cubs fan. 7:10pm - 24 Comments

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 8, 2008 12:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

nice fake

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

southpaw shops at target

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081107&content_id=3670854&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 6:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

swisher's honey?

LINK NSFW [FEMALE NUDITY] http://www.affaritaliani.it/sport/daniellagambawag071108.html

google says

The WAGS time when U.S.? It ’certainly the wonderful Danielle Gamba. The former Playboy coniglietta to be a thousand in this period. His love with baseball player of the Chicago White Sox, Nick Swisher is finished on the front pages of local gossip magazines.

The two are shown in public, have no fear to hide the paparazzi: from the most tender moments in banal situations such as sitting to browse the pages of a magazine, the couple does not miss its fan updates on the love story.

And while the 28enne born (his father was Stewie catcher in the years’70-’80 league in the U.S.) has gained last January, the jersey of the team in Chicago after three years at Oakland, Gamba is the most popular of semrpe world of showbiz.

The photos on the various newspapers ose sector (including Mystique Magazine, FHM and Maxim in his curriculum) not enough anymore. The model is increasingly in career and, thanks to this public report with a sample of sport, guadgana visibility from day to day. At that point the world of television has already called and next year should also get his film at the cinema …

I better not post the pictures from the article…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Nov 7, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Good choice on not posting pics --- though traffic to site would have greatly increased!

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 7, 2008 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you mean this pic?

His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing

by Jbasic89 on Nov 8, 2008 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

If that is Swisher's broad.....

then I am against trading him in hopes of me seeing her at a couple of games next year. I will be sure to use my “i’d buy you a drink but i’d be jealous of the straw” line.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 8, 2008 3:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oh, that's your line?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 8, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I assume you are a virgin...

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

well, there goes the rest of my day.

these pics are ridiculous. i’m in love with this woman. seriously.

i love the translation, wiz. i can’t understand a word of this shit. all i got is she’s hot and he seems to be banging her, in which case i’ll forgive him his awful season. anyone banging that chick has gotta be feeling pretty successful.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 8, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

not true

I’ve never even met that girl [model Danielle Gamba].

People have asked me about it; there was a story about it in some Web site, and the next thing you know, I got phone calls from people saying I had a new girlfriend. I was like, "Really. I’d like to meet her, too." Total lie. Nothing true about that.

Wear your poppy with pride.

by hoodlight on Nov 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Trade him!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

he gone.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Swisher strikes out again.

what new

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Nov 8, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And again - standing looking... didn't even swing

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Nov 9, 2008 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

WU this one is for you

laughed my ass off watching this, thought you would appreciate this..

link

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 10:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Excellent. I am carrying the White Man's Burden.

I am made of glass. Not the shatterproof kind!

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 8, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

haha

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that's pretty fucking hilarious.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Nov 8, 2008 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"it's how we do"

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 9, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

does anyone know much about dayan viciedo?

sox have the green light to sign him this offseason

suntimes link

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 11:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

i thought everyone in boston was a sox fan?

they cheered for us to break the curse in 05. Red Sox fans are ok in my book.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

they cheered for us?

red sox fans still thought they had the better team even though white sox whooped the red sox in the alds. they’re snobs..

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah cheered for us while we were celebrating on their field.

true story

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 6:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

not really that unusual.

sox fans cheered for the rays as they were celebrating on our field.

by larry on Nov 9, 2008 10:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Um, they cheered for the Sox, not the Rays.

Applauding a successful season. I sure as hell wasn’t applauding the Rays.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 10, 2008 6:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you weren't there, were you.

by larry on Nov 10, 2008 8:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I am speaking as a Sox fan for 49 years.

No real (old) Sox fan applauds the enemy combatants on our home turf, unless it’s Ripken retiring or something. They were cheering the Sox. You are sadly mistaken. And if you were cheering the Rays, God have mercy on your soul.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Whoosh!

by winningugly on Nov 10, 2008 9:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs