Carlos Quentin Sleeps in His Uniform
Had the White Sox reached the second round of the playoffs last month, left fielder Carlos Quentin likely would have been added to the active roster, Williams said. ''Last time I saw Carlos Quentin, he was hitting balls out of the ballpark to straightaway center field, telling me it won't be long before he's ready to play,'' Williams said of a chat that took place before Game 4 of the American League Division Series against the Tampa Bay Ray. ''Carlos was going to take live BP if we ended up going back to Tampa (for Game 5).'' Williams is confident Quentin will be ready when spring training opens in February. ''He's probably ready now,'' Williams said. ''Knowing Carlos, he might have his uniform on already, sitting in front of the TV with his bat.''
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And, fortunately per the article above, Cub fans are still idiots.
Cubs fans still love their team, despite another postseason flop. Tickets went on sale Thursday for the January Cubs Convention and sold out in 24 minutes
Whoosh!
yeah, faithful fans are nothing if not idiots.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
they're the real baseball fans. i bet they all watched the world series, too.
and cried like bitches the whole time.
How many times does one pony up extra bucks
for the privilege of getting kicked in the teeth?
Lots of battered wives and spouses of alcoholics are “faithful”, too, DB. When does it get to teh “self-abuse” point?
Not for you, SSH, Jr.
Whoosh!
/yawns
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
But what is Q! watching on tv?
While he is sitting on his couch, with his uniform on and bat?
I would bet “Brian’s Song” is on repeat and Q! isn’t even shedding a tear. That tough SOB!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I'm going with Goodfellas
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
PK
"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody. " —Henry Hill
Carries over into real life too.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
tijuana donkey porn
and laughing at how small the donkey is. either that or G4 cause he likes that show with all the asians falling in the water.
house money!!
the andy griffith show?
The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.
Q! is tough
The Natural is a minor league version of Q!’s life.
How about Field of Dreams – Q! didn’t even shed a tear when this quote was said…
John Kinsella: Well, good night Ray.
Ray Kinsella: Good night, John.
[They shake hands and John begins to walk away]
Ray Kinsella: Hey… Dad?
[John turns]
Ray Kinsella: [choked up] “You wanna have a catch?”
John Kinsella: I’d like that.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Well, that was my 2nd choice.
But I cannot imagine a human being making it through that without shedding a tear. Maybe Toonder. But he’s not human.
Whoosh!
Is he a dwarf or leprechaun?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
neither.

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
oy. My entire shirt gets soaked with tears when I watch that damn scene.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Nov 11, 2008 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
new 'smells like mascot'
Fear of the Black Hat
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/10/10/632718/http-smellslikemascot-blog
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
its just not the same
The movement was so devastating that television announcer Hawk Harrelson called it "the Doomerang," saying that if Day had enough distance to work with, the pitch would eventually come back to him.
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/11/07/gold-vs-the-bible/
One of these days, the Rawlings Gold Glove people will realize that they really should stop lumping all outfielders. It’s ridiculous, really. All six Gold Glove outfielders were center fielders (Ichiro did move back to right at some point) — which is absolutely absurd. There were only 20 center fielders (again, including Ichiro) who played enough games to qualify for the ESPN fielding statistics, and SIX of them won Gold Gloves, about one in three. If you play center field in the big leagues, winning a Gold Glove is like being the seventh caller to the radio station.
And yet the Sox haven’t had a Gold Glover since Ventura….
Without looking it up can you name the last White Sox Gold Glover not named Ventura? (I had to look it up)
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Snopek?
Fisk?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
he already answered you and told you it was next month. for shame.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
send him some coke
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
yeah. i like how he askes a question and doesn't see if there's a reply
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
are we there yet? NO! *five second pause* are we there yet?
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Got it. Posted an hour+ after my question.
You you think I have all day to sit and wait for a reply?
;)
I thought it was this week. My. Bad.
Whoosh!
i'm sure a light bulb will go off at some point in the next few days.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
glad you didn't maze that mistake with mrs. WU
you’d be sleeping with the fishes now!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
glad you didn't make that mistake with mrs. WU
you’d be sleeping with the fishes now!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
luzinski?
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
At least the voters realized the center fielders are better than the corner outfielders.
That doesn’t happen many years.
I agree all three outfield positions should be separated, but on some level it’s funny that we honor both the best shortstop and the best first basemen. I mean, is there a Cosmo award for best-looking bald woman or an Oscar for best movie to gross under $5MM?
Beyond the Boxscore // Calling BJ Upton lazy is lazy.
does it really matter?
like the oscars, the gold glove awards are a joke in their entirety.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
i was told at BTB that
I like awards.
I would like them more if they were legit.
by philkid3 on Nov 5, 2008 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Winners like McLouth are what make these awards jokes.
by R.J. Anderson on Nov 5, 2008 5:46 PM CST
these guys are out to change the world. get the fuck out of their way.
since nobody got it....
It’s Ozzie… his only GG in ’90
Squires was the last one before that…
Then I think you have to go back to Aparicio/Fox.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
spencer (1b) in '77, kaat (p) in '73-'75, berry (of) in '70, then aparicio.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
third best DH last year? probably should cut him.
this really shows how fucking god awful the DH position was last year. so fucking awful that rocco baldelli, who played like 10 games or something and also received a slight fielding deduction, was eighth. jason bourgeois, perplexingly, also was fifteenth.
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2008/11/7/655875/best-designated-hitters-of
kalk skyman sighting in 5...4...3...
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
good thing there was no humor in larry's post
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
I see you beat jokes to death over here.
I’ll have to say something else dumb to give you new material.
Beyond the Boxscore // Calling BJ Upton lazy is lazy.
at my age it's new every day
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
it ain't just jokes, cosmic traveler.
this is the scene of many karmic crimes, including the brutal murder of logic and the subsequent raping of its corpse.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
it's in the charter, actually
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
do we have a charter?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yes, but provision 1a. is that we don't talk about it.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
I thought numbers conveyed no feelings?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Nov 7, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
and you got the name right too!
"God created [Republicans] because He was disappointed in the monkey." -- Mark Twain.
right now i'm picturing you walking around in an blue button down shirt with a pocket protecter, waving a calculator around but not computing anything.
and wu accuses me of being baked...
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Hey man, you got a light?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
guess you forgot where you left your calculator.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
you piano tuners are a breed apart.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Except for the denim shirt and pocket protector
it sort of does look like me maybe 10 years from now.
I do have “perfect pitch”, just like MB.
Whoosh!
you really are worried you're about to lose your job...
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have quite the bird's nest on my head,
nor the wrinkles, you POS. He looks more like my cousins.
Whoosh!
in your words to osfib, DEFEND! opos!
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
But enough about moi.
I will never trust you again, POS. Defending Cub fans while dissing me. I will dump your corpse into the murky water s of the Bay after torching you in the SF half next July.
Whoosh!
shoulda known better before now...

"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
what do you know about NOFX?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on what head you are talking about.
We wouldn’t question this if you had your pants on.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Nov 7, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
You should see this shit I got now.
Grape Ape.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
anyone's stats can look good at the end of the year...
just ask ARam on the cubs about garbage time… All this means is that there is a market for him. Which makes me :)
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Weigh in men, yea or nay.
Jenks back with the Sox next year?
Sox in 2009!
if you mean whether he will be back (as opposed to whether i want him back if his value can be maximized in a trade), i'll say yay.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
that depends upon what the definition of "Jenks", "back", "with", "the", "Sox", "next", and "year", respectively, is.
yea
sox are trying to improve their bullpen… not subtract from it.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
it's probably more the "i'm a major league baseball player. now get on your knees and suck my cock" method
by larry on Nov 7, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
for shame, larry
members of the white sox pr department could be reading this thread!
by Ryno on Nov 7, 2008 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
reinsdorf's grandkids get a free pass.
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
wouldn't they be your age?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
what's my age again?
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
send good vibes 2 my boi travis barker plz. kthxbai!
"your swordsmanship is amateur at best."
by Toonderstrook on Nov 7, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
John is voted for mcain but atleast obama isnt a cubs fan. 7:10pm - 24 Comments
His stats are as good as Fields -- that's the sad thing
nice fake
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
southpaw shops at target
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
swisher's honey?
LINK NSFW [FEMALE NUDITY] http://www.affaritaliani.it/sport/daniellagambawag071108.html
google says
The WAGS time when U.S.? It ’certainly the wonderful Danielle Gamba. The former Playboy coniglietta to be a thousand in this period. His love with baseball player of the Chicago White Sox, Nick Swisher is finished on the front pages of local gossip magazines.
The two are shown in public, have no fear to hide the paparazzi: from the most tender moments in banal situations such as sitting to browse the pages of a magazine, the couple does not miss its fan updates on the love story.
And while the 28enne born (his father was Stewie catcher in the years’70-’80 league in the U.S.) has gained last January, the jersey of the team in Chicago after three years at Oakland, Gamba is the most popular of semrpe world of showbiz.
The photos on the various newspapers ose sector (including Mystique Magazine, FHM and Maxim in his curriculum) not enough anymore. The model is increasingly in career and, thanks to this public report with a sample of sport, guadgana visibility from day to day. At that point the world of television has already called and next year should also get his film at the cinema …
I better not post the pictures from the article…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Good choice on not posting pics --- though traffic to site would have greatly increased!
Don't look back because we are going forward!
If that is Swisher's broad.....
then I am against trading him in hopes of me seeing her at a couple of games next year. I will be sure to use my “i’d buy you a drink but i’d be jealous of the straw” line.
Kenwo4life=ratings
I assume you are a virgin...
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
well, there goes the rest of my day.
these pics are ridiculous. i’m in love with this woman. seriously.
i love the translation, wiz. i can’t understand a word of this shit. all i got is she’s hot and he seems to be banging her, in which case i’ll forgive him his awful season. anyone banging that chick has gotta be feeling pretty successful.
Cashing checks and having sex.
not true
I’ve never even met that girl [model Danielle Gamba].
People have asked me about it; there was a story about it in some Web site, and the next thing you know, I got phone calls from people saying I had a new girlfriend. I was like, "Really. I’d like to meet her, too." Total lie. Nothing true about that.
Wear your poppy with pride.
Trade him!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Nov 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
he gone.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
And again - standing looking... didn't even swing
Don't look back because we are going forward!
WU this one is for you
laughed my ass off watching this, thought you would appreciate this..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 10:45 AM CST reply actions
Excellent. I am carrying the White Man's Burden.
I am made of glass. Not the shatterproof kind!
Whoosh!
does anyone know much about dayan viciedo?
sox have the green light to sign him this offseason
by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 11:22 AM CST reply actions
i thought everyone in boston was a sox fan?
they cheered for us to break the curse in 05. Red Sox fans are ok in my book.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
they cheered for us?
red sox fans still thought they had the better team even though white sox whooped the red sox in the alds. they’re snobs..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 8, 2008 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
yeah cheered for us while we were celebrating on their field.
true story
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 8, 2008 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
Um, they cheered for the Sox, not the Rays.
Applauding a successful season. I sure as hell wasn’t applauding the Rays.
Whoosh!
I am speaking as a Sox fan for 49 years.
No real (old) Sox fan applauds the enemy combatants on our home turf, unless it’s Ripken retiring or something. They were cheering the Sox. You are sadly mistaken. And if you were cheering the Rays, God have mercy on your soul.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Whoosh!
well, his agent sure seems to think highly of him
I’ve never heard anything about this guy from someone with out a vested interest in him.
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