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"SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills that put TV’s Kim and Aggie to shame.

Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.

Aiko is actually a robot, a fantasy brought to life by inventor Le Trung.

Devoted Aiko — "in her 20s" — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.

She is always happy to clean the house for "husband" Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink. "
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Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few "tweaks" could turn her into a sexual partner.

Le said: "Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece

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nah. she rusted up when she swallowed.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 11, 2008 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Besides, for robotic pleasure NOBODY could beat Julie Newmar in My Living Doll...

you could look it up.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 11, 2008 1:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MM is off to Ontario!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 11, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MM needs to comment on the uselessness of the female orgasm,

robotic or otherwise. Like an appendix.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 11, 2008 1:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THAT took a long time.

I’d still rather see you do it. Much funnier.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 11, 2008 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this fanshot is why

this is the best blog on the internet

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Dec 12, 2008 2:34 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 12, 2008 11:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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