Daniel Cabrera Is Gonna Cost More Than $1
by The Cheat on Dec 15, 2008 5:04 PM CST
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PrintAccording to Ken Rosenthal, Daniel Cabrera's agent received 5 calls from teams in the first 30 minutes after Cabrera became a free agent early Saturday morning . Meanwhile, some Schmuck from the Baltimore Sun notes that Cabrera's agent has been contacted by 11 teams including one which has already made a multi-year offer.
I was firmly in the camp who thought Cabrera would be a great fit for the White Sox, if for no other reason than he's (almost) undoubtedly better than [Starter Candidate 5], even if he never reaches the potential that so many believe he possesses. Unfortunately, with nearly half the league reportedly interested, I don't think the Sox can sign him; not unless he'd take 3-year, 75¢ deal.
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word on the street
is that KW hired the black p stones (no limit stones faction) to get him some cash money. i expect the sox will have some benjamins to splash in january.
Nice use of "No Limit" and "Cash Money" in the same sentence.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Stones Run It!
In high school Me and a few of my friends were surrounded by a group of “Moes” who are like Junior P-Stones after a movie at the dollar theater… fun times did not ensue, but we got out of it without getting beaten too badly.
Reminds me of colin.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
that kind of would remind me of colin
if colin looked the exact opposite of how he does
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Dec 15, 2008 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
That guy looks straight, and someone who completes alleged interviews,
so it figures.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 15, 2008 6:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
Way to stick up for your boy wsmatt.
I am sure he appreciates it.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
colin can haz hair?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Did you fight back?
Gangstas “don’t want to get punched in they faces so they keep the burners on em, and catch a bunch of cases.” -K to da Muah
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
you shouldn't have told them what the other slang meaning of "mo's" is, dumbass
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2008 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
MOE
stands for men of education. i have a lot of students that rep that…. unfortunately most of them fail my geography test. so much for that title.
Kenwo4life=ratings
do you teach hungover?
or are the time stamps on this page messed up?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 7:34 AM CST up reply actions
Moe can stand for alot of things
Jeff Fort (leader of the P Stones) went through a Moorish Science Phase and changed the name of the P Stones to El Rukins. The Moe thing is a tribute to that. I have some clients who are 3rd and 4th generation members…
I knew those Deviance/Corrections classes would come in handy.
black p stones as clients?
is that you larry?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
why make it rain when you can make it hurricane?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
Well, cents is the new slang for millions ya dig?
He’s got 75 cents now, because he missed out on Hunter last year.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hunter would have brought in 10-25 cents
so no, he doesn’t
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 15, 2008 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
I stand corrected...
because with Hunter, we would have made the playoffs. I am fucking retarded.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
do you do big Xmas drink ups with all your pals?
it’s a mad time here, on Friday me and about 20 pals are going here for our big Xmas celebration
number one when it mattered!
If you are a SSS poster
you have no friends with whom to drink. Other than larry, who is universally beloved by all in Hades.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 15, 2008 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
word
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
so you don't have a Christmas do?
when everyone who you work with finishes work at 11 am and then drinks and eats until they either pass out, get laid or get arrested?
number one when it mattered!
Tough times in the States.
Most companies have cancelled their holiday parties around here except for smaller companies. But, yes, we do have parties, just not where the Bobbies have to be called in to restore order. We prefer to shop and keep the World economy greased, or at least until this year.
(Got a couple of parties on Sunday. Yours sound more fun than mine will be.)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
it's no better here, no one has any money left at all
but you stop them on Black Friday
number one when it mattered!
bobbies. hoooo.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2008 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
hood,
you never explained how you got a brush shoved up your ass… I said it is impossible unless you let it happen and you disappeared.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
I am sure he can defend himself.
hood?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
He's English - he can't.
All he can do is march in a straight line and wear a red uniform. No flexibility, and easily outflanked. It’s in the genes.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
that reminds me of one of my favorite headlines from the Onion's Our Dumb Century:
Tuesday, August 23, 1927
Sacco, Vanzetti Executed for Murder, Italian Descent
Pair Dies On Two Counts Of Wopness
Cashing checks and having sex.
you have to forgive WTGTD
he has a fixation on foreign objects in foreign men’s asses.
it can’t be helped, really
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2008 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yet another thread that Reifert is disgusted by,
and that larry is mortified by. Fuck.
2009 can’t get here soon enough.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
even after 2009 is here
it’s still another month and a half before pitchers and catchers report.
oh wait, that just continues the thread! crap…
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
I asked him a question a couple of days ago and he dodged it.
I just wanted the facts. The way he was talking, you would have assumed “brushbacks” are a common occurrence.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
do you know what poppers are?
I don’t want to presume anything, but liberal types myself are used to having the prostrate gland stimulated during sexual activity.
number one when it mattered!
MM, I am deferring to you on this one.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
i was gonna say i wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot pole,
but i’m guessing the 10 foot pole has already been brought into the equation.
Cashing checks and having sex.
MM we seem to be surrounded by homos
Colin, hoodlight, chicagopete (rip), KenWo, and wu…. am I forgetting anyone?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
wu's not gay, he's just been neutered.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2008 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Thank you for making a proper distinction.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2008 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
just pullin your leg wu... the rest of those guys are homos.
No hard feelings ok?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
how could you not love this face???
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
hoodie's not gay, he's just european.
common mistake
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
ROFL!
Very true!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
HA!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2008 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
What is a prostrate gland?
You mean your prostate? Maybe I didn’t want to know why that brush went in so easy after all…
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
look maybe you have one too
number one when it mattered!
by hoodlight on Dec 15, 2008 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You would think you would be able to spell prostate correctly.
You have a diagram depicting it, with the proper spelling right there.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
and his people invented the fucking language
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2008 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
oooohhh
a pedant, oh what the fuck am I gonna do, I spelt a word wrong!! You are really going to regret making this post.
number one when it mattered!
What? Are you going to fly over here and throw one of your diseased butt plugs at me?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
i heard you guys got dumped on with snow
but you need a plane now to get between peoria and chicago?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2008 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
lol!
UT O….
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we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
that explains it then
was watching top gear last night, one of them painted rosser on a mocked up police car. hadn’t hear that one before
by southsideirish on Dec 16, 2008 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
my party got cancelled :(
at least I have a job though.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
I've had a few parties
For work… those are okay
Last saturday I had a party with my friends… I felt like a truck hit me on sunday though.
i've got my christmas party here:
http://www.danahotelandspa.com/rooftop-lounge/index.cfm
which should be pretty good. i’ve been going there for cocktails with my lady friends lately.
Cashing checks and having sex.
yep. on state street, which you may know from the frank sinatra song "chicago"
On State Street, that great street, I’d just want to say -
They do things they don’t do on Broadway.
They have the time, the time of their life.
I saw a man, he danced with his wife.
In Chicago, Chicago, my home town.
Cashing checks and having sex.
do they have amyl nitrate?
and birds who shove their fingers up your arse while you are fucking them?
no
I guessed as mush
number one when it mattered!
You are just out of control right now.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
be careful MM, be very careful
your reputation depends on your answer here
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So do you slip them the mickey before or after you take them there?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
hot girls with low self-esteem don't need to be slipped mickeys.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2008 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I like your style MM.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Tellin' it like it is.
What’s always been bizarre to me is the hot girl over-compensation “bravado”. Nut jobs.
…Although being homeless means I don’t have to worry about it too much.
Additionally, thousands of chubby or not so beautiful girls out their would love to look like these chicks, yet they have better self-esteem and fewer “issues”.
It just doesn’t make much sense to me.
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
you have to treat the really arrogant hot chicks like shit. they eat it up. doesn't make sense, but it works.
Cashing checks and having sex.
So true, so true.
And seriously, if it works for you, why question it? Seeking an answer in this kind of situation could cause one to over-think and just fuck everything up (something like a Seinfeld episode, I’d imagine).
I think you’re doing well by just rolling with what works.
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
used to exerting dominance and power. you're pulling the switcharoo on them
SSS: come for the baseball, stay for the anal play instructions and psych 101.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 17, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
Especially the ass play comment.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Furcal is coming to the South Side
4:40pm: Yahoo’s Tim Brown talked to Furcal’s agent Paul Kinzer, who said his client will sign by Tuesday. He’s mulling offers from the Dodgers, Royals, A’s, and…a mystery team.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/as-are-frontrun.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
lol
Looks like Che is practicing for center field!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Tim's mouth to God's ear.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
out WTGTD's ass.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
link
The Cubs and White Sox are gambling that fans want to see more games between the two teams, and they have added exhibition games in March in Las Vegas.
number one when it mattered!
Massive gamble.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Cubs To Sign Joey Gathright.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/cubs-to-sign-jo.html
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Above thread on MLBTR
will have 750 comments by 7AM tomorrow.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Will they all be as eloquent as the first by "CubbyFan23"?
“Nice.”
I can’t wait.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
#1 - #4:
1. Nice.
2. Woo Hoo!
Sources!
3. This guy can freakin fly… Literally he is extremely fast and he is known for jumping over pitchers from time to time. Nice signing cubbies.
4. Cool. I was afraid the Sox would sign him. Now if Tavarez would sign with the Reds I’ll feel a lot better.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
4. me too
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2008 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if the enthusiasm for "bargain hunting" will drive up the price of guys like Cabrera?
Markets are weird fucking things.
That was my thought
I don’t know if I’d call it bargain hunting, because I think of bargain hunting as finding an undervalued asset. But half of baseball thinks they can “fix” Cabrera. They might actually overvalue him.
We probably overvalue him as well under the same guise. I know if he signs somewhere else and pitches 15 games of 5.50 ERA before being removed from the rotation, I’ll probably be thinking “Coop coulda shaved a run or more off that ERA.”
He’s worth a 1-year flier in excess of $4M. But I think he’ll end up with more than that.
And since I think his future probably lies in the pen, I don’t think he’ll be worth what he’ll get paid next year.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Gathright to the Cubs = Sayonara Kosuke?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
"RIGHT FIELD SUCKS!"
“No literally, our right fielder sucks!”
-Bleacher Bum
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
January 30 is Rod Blagojevich Night
http://deadspin.com/5110170/let-your-hair-down-on-rod-blagojevich-night
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
that bloke is your former governer!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
On Saturday's SNL, Sen. Elizabeth Dole (Casey Wilson) said
“You’re a disgrace to the State of Illinois. Well, ah, ……, ah. …..maybe not to Illinois, but if you were a governor of any other state, you would be a disgrace to that state.”
Priceless.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
liddy dole?
the bitch can go shove a hairbrush up her ass…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
call it a "brushback"
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
Hey!
Don't look back because we are going forward!
=X
I just couldn’t resist… with the whole brush in the back thing. Sorry!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
your handle has multiple meanings now.
Thank hoodlight.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Great - time to change that now
Don't look back because we are going forward!
Unless...
You and Hoodlight are in cahoots!?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Whatever...
I’m doubting that most other states are bastions of purity. Blago is corrupt and incompetent, but the graft that has been exposed seems pretty banal (not to excuse, just measure). I’m not sure if it’s terribly worse than the beltway banditry that is supported by many politicians at the federal level. Blago shouldn’t be governor, and should be in jail, but I’m finding the media shock and condemnation of IL a little overblown.
And for the record, Illinois government is abysmal right now, but it also produced John Peter Altgeld.
by hitlesswonder on Dec 15, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
i think this is an opportunity to step back and laugh at our state
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
I'd agree with that -- that's not incompatible with my post
Whatever amount of my tax dollars paid for Fitzgerald it was way worth in entertainment value. The tap transcript is golden.
by hitlesswonder on Dec 15, 2008 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
it's just nice to know that another fellow Illinoisan has a love for the use of the word
“fuck” in all its assorted dimensions.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
lol
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
You do not even pay taxes yet.
It’s not your money being wasted by this corrupt system. Ask your parents if they think this is funny.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
incompetence and corruption are quite costly.
i imagine most people laugh because they don’t want to face that reality.
and because Blago has bear fur for a toupee
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
he must go to the same shop as this guy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2008 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
probably not.
we are talking about colin here.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
If you can read the transcript and not find it pathetically ridiculous than you miss the only redeeming thing from the scandal
Patti screaming “Hold up that fucking Cubs shit” in the background of the phone call is both depressing and funny. I’m sure there’s some Greek word for it. So I’m with colin
Look, Blago has destroyed state pension systems. Enough so that I imagine a default is inevitable. It’s essentially stealing from people. It’s an outrage — I appreciate the fact that on a larger scale he has picked all our (IL residents) pockets. The bastard deserves to mocked and locked up.
by hitlesswonder on Dec 16, 2008 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, us taxpayers can find it funny.
Colin can’t.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I am a teacher
and Blago was trying to get rid of the teaching pension for the state so he would have more money. Sad thing is that the teaching pension actually knows how to handle money better than the government. I am glad that the convention was voted down.
His cuts to Social Service programs are terrible
Two fridays ago I had to sit on the phone for 3 1/2 hours to report a violation to DCFS… thats what happens when you lay off 100+ workers the week before
Altgeld Hall, holler
"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM
I love it.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Oh the days...
…of staggering home from Murphys, stoping at Altgeld to urinate on it.
Just to show it I cared.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2008 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I was one of those Allen Hall weirdos
So a trip across the quad was the best route home.
Ahhh, the olden days of Murphs, before they took over the old BW3s, and when you could freely order for yourself at the bar, no matter what yer age.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2008 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
It was always on Green
But it used to be half the size of what it is now… the “east” half used to be BW3s, before they moved out to Prospect.
by South Side Expat on Dec 15, 2008 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
best place to urinate was in the stairwell of the psych building
FifthFeather.com
by El Duque's Raft on Dec 16, 2008 1:44 AM CST up reply actions
worst place = corner of the bookstore across from thetas
can’t remember if thats IUB or Follet’s, but anyway, was walking past and saw some wasted chick squatting in the corner on NYE
"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM
That would be the Robie House for me
I’d go a block out of my way to pee on that landmark. See the urine run off Prarie Style, if you know what I mean.
by BridgeportJoe on Dec 16, 2008 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
with the GSB right across the street you made an effort piss on the Wright building?
to each his own, i guess.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2008 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
When I was in HP
Pissing on the old, decrepit GSB building would have been like peeing on a three-legged dog. More mean than anything. I guess peeing on the Robie House is like that too, only the three-legged dog is Air Bud.
by BridgeportJoe on Dec 16, 2008 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
you must have been there a loooooong time ago, then
they built a shiny new one a while back across from robie house, next to ida. similar architectural style, but blinged out.
the buildings you’re thinking of are now housing humanities and econ folks.
either way, to get back on topic, i let loose my liquid ire on those cheap ugly fucking dorms they built around the reg.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
altgeld st. chicago, where you at?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 15, 2008 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
"Old money" hall, eh?
Is it a monument to old, rich, white guys?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2008 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
That building screams "old, rich, white guys"
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2008 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
remember when this used to? ahh, the good ole days.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2008 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Raci-...ahhhh, when you're right, you're right, MM.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
It needed no reply
ROFL didn’t do the post justice.
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
It's about time you woke up, Barnacle Bill.
;)
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Dec 17, 2008 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
used to be the law building
but we decided to downgrade
"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM
Hitler loved dogs.
Everything has a positive side. Illinois politics is a cesspool. Can’t whitewash it. Can’t, hitless.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
Ehh
Remember the guy is hated by the rest of the Democratic party in Illinois. Shit is cutthroat at the top Not to mention the fact that several races where lost simply because the Republican opponent was able to tie the Democratic candidate to Blago (some really were tied to Blago, others weren’t)
If you think this is his only transgression,
you are crazy. However, he stepped into ‘federal’ territory this time, so competent agents actually caught him. Throw some money in his coffers and it is amazing what can go away. He has been an absolute joke of a governor and after following Ryan, we deserve all the comedy that comes our way.
jc you sure do keep it real.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Bye, Tanisha!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
1 YEAR DEAL
I think that we can pretty much count on the fact that Kenny won’t be signing anyone that could possibly be offered a 2-year contract from any team including a team in the Korean league.
Think: David Wells, Esteban Loaiza, Fernando Valenzuela, Rich Dotson, Frank Tanana or Dave Dravecky.
I think you can count on KW to not sign any FAs this year
Unless the situation is the same as Viciedo
Don't look back because we are going forward!
Tanana or bust!
"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM
dye for escobar?
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Would this suggest talks for Peavy are back on for the Braves? They missed out on Burnett and now they can trade a SS to San Diego.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 16, 2008 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Guess I could have just read the link
So.. where does Cabrera end up now that he’s the best SS on the market.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 16, 2008 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
common ned, sign orlando and give us the #17 pick
btw,
10:51am: MLB.com’s Mark Bowman says the Braves have no intention of trading Johnson or Escobar – they are moving Johnson back to left field. Bowman believes Furcal will play second base.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/furcal-reaches.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
stop paying games ned, cabrera is your guy
1:00pm: Furcal’s agent Paul Kinzer says there’s no agreement yet. He says that if Furcal chose right now, it’d be Atlanta. However, Kinzer will call the Dodgers today to give them a final chance to sign Furcal. Furcal will probably accept an offer today, and it’ll be the Braves or Dodgers.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
playing...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
so the A's got played twice now?
sheeit.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
steak or al pastor?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
congratulations, asshole.
(that was to larry, not oc)
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 16, 2008 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
or to ozzie
I think Cabby would be a little better leader, but he played really, really good," said Guillen, when asked about Cabrera during the Winter Meetings. "Our expectations with Cabrera were a little higher than what we thought, but that’s another guy, where he was our leadoff guy all year and did very well out of his position.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 16, 2008 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
leadoff position?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
mlb network's website up
16 days to go and first month schedule is up. january 16 is (apparent) debut of white sox-astros world series highlights show. 1/31 for full games from that postseason (ALCS and world series).
sweeeeeeeeeet.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Prospect Pistols
Today we’ll examine catchers’ ability to control the running game, saving blocking and receiving skills for next time. The catchers listed below appeared in the 2008 Prospect Handbook (with a few exceptions) and had at least 50 stolen bases attempted against them in a full-season league in 2008. The numbers are players’ cumulative statistics from the 2008 season. “Levels” refers to the levels a player appeared in this year, with the level with the most stolen base attempts against listed first.
…
42 Flowers, Tyler CWS HiA 43 112 155 27.7%
http://www.baseballamerica.com/blog/prospects/?p=1724
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Gavin Floyd: Step Forward or Fluke?
Unfortunately, there are a number of reasons to think that Floyd’s 2008 campaign was more the product of good fortune than great pitching. Floyd’s ERA was a shiny 3.84, but he surrendered 19 unearned runs- pitchers bear some responsibility for those tallies as well. His strikeout rate was pretty ordinary, as he punched out 6.32 batters per nine innings, while serving out 3.05 free passes per nine. With a 2.07 K/BB ratio that was actually below the 2.12 AL average, Floyd’s Fielding Independent ERA (FIP) was a mundane 4.77. The 0.93 run difference between his ERA and FIP was the fifth-largest among all starters. Floyd’s .268 BABIP is going to rise, and with it, so will his ERA.
http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/gavin-floyd-step-forward-or-fluke/
no point breaking down his season
that would be too much work I guess
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I say - Fuck David Golebiewski.
What does he know about Big Hairy Balls?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
this fills me with glee
How much is that Uribe in the window?
by thecip on Dec 16, 2008 1:22 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
I could watch this. all. day. It just keeps. going. and going.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
wow me too.
i love this.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
how could everyone on here not rec this?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Beware English Soccer And Its Unclean Women
Napoli owner Aurelio De Laurentiis has a message for any of his players who are thinking about defecting to the Premiership:
"The English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."
http://deadspin.com/5111194/beware-english-soccer-and-its-unclean-women
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
No wonder Hoodie would rather do it with a hairbrush...
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
damn, beat me to the hoodie joke by 3 seconds...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
they are just jealous
English birds are the best looking in the world, and the easiest.
number one when it mattered!
well, with unwashed genitalia they'd have to be easy then, right?
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
you know what they say:
once you get past the smell you’ve got it licked!
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
by Chiburb on Dec 16, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I just threw up a little in my mouth
remembering college. (Shudders.)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
I had a girlfriend once who said 'kiss me where it smells'...
I drove her to Gary.
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
by Chiburb on Dec 16, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
burb...
you are friggin hilarious!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
You are just rec'ing anything these days now that Toonder (who?) is gone.
:’(
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
No, I didn't rec it. It's sad 3 others did.
Who’s Toonder?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
I don't know. Some guy I thought you guys had mentioned before. Probably a big loser.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
stop me if you've heard this one...
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
That's what I was thinking. This is his old standby!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
tried Viagra on Friday night. Got caught in my throat,
had a stiff neck all weekend.
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ah, dirty old man jokes.
my kingdom for a game thread. april better hurry the fuck up.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Gary, Indiana/Gary, Indiana/Gary, Indiana/Not Louisana, France, or Paris, Rome!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
wait - I think it goes, "Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome!"
I think.
It’s been a long while….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Imagine your bedroom is a city.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
wouldn't "clogged toilet" be more accurate than "bedroom"?
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
Xenophobe.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Dec 17, 2008 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
What can I say, the Dutch just rub me the wrong way.
(notice the excellent set-up)
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
We are not talking about any "bedroom" here.
We are talking about the guy who frequently and willingly receives brushbacks… Plus, he has mention that he is “liberal” and enjoys poppers (not the jalapeno ones).
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 17, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
so what if I was homosexual
have you got some kind of problem with that?
number one when it mattered!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 17, 2008 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
ROFL. Rec'd.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
No one called you a homosexual,
but since you went there….FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 22, 2008 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Try again.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
and he can talk
have you ever been to Italy, most of the women shave twice a day, and not their fannies
number one when it mattered!
Hey, you leave my Mom out of this.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
Hilarity
A- Gordon Beckham
-Ready to produce right now in the middle of White Sox lineup.
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2008/12/15/694034/dewey-s-report-card-the-a
sit*
When challenged on Beckham, he replied:
Beckham should produce excellent power numbers from a SS position (.280-.290, 25-30 HRs).
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
just like his 'happy holidays' message.
larry should pay him a visit.
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
The comment below the link should say . . .
“please read for the highest of unintentional comedy”
he's the Baseball Superstar Fairy
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
way too funny not to share, sorry it isn't a pure link gotta paste it but well worth the trouble
by spadog on Dec 16, 2008 3:32 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
"Fukudome sucks."
classic, thanks for the link.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
"Did you think I wouldn't see you holding it up in your bleacher seats, Chad?" is. awesome. HAHA!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Holy Cow, that video rocked ass.
“I’m not going to Cubs Convention / I hate that Ronnie Woo-Woo” was an all-time classic!
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
RECD!!!! Thank you.
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
for spaydogs.
""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck
You didn't realize we *can* has Bob Barker posting here.
sheesh, Cheat. You and your English.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm gonna blame the new comp
finally broke down and got myself a netbook… many typos expected in the future
AIM: SouthSideCheat
I don't know what that is, but shouldn't you upgrade to something that is an improvement, per se?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Someone needs to do a Cheat list of excuses for errors (actually used):
1. Drunky.
2. Busy.
3. Computer malfunction.
4. Rat chewed through my cable.
5. Sick.
6. Dyslexic.
7. Out of town.
8. Playing fantasy baseball with Gary Dell’abate.
9. Bored.
10. colin’s fault.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2008 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
shhhiiit. Weather wasn't even on your list of 'scuses, brought to you by WU.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Drunky?
How does that compare to drunk?
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
I got it from one of Cheat's drunken posts.
Do the research, man. Cheat sounded girlish. Might’ve been the last episode of “Gilmore Girls”.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Dec 17, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
I appreciate the clarification
OPOS.
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
hehehehehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 17, 2008 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
What's an Apple lle?
Oh, is that another typo?
I don’t like this new Cheat!
Besides – I don’t believe in size. (oh boy, here we go) I’ll take my 20" widescreen that I can’t move, over something I can lose in the bottom of my tote.
:P
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
It's not the size of the man's fist, it's the size of the fist in the man...
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
I hate Apple products, no matter what it is. Ewww.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 16, 2008 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Cheat = Nick Burns, The Company Computer Guy!
“You’re welcome!!!!!”
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 16, 2008 5:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
how can you guys not rec this?
reality hurts eh U-God?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
still looks like you blogging...
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
now that i think about it, that does fit right in at wu-tang shows
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 16, 2008 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
HAHA! You are really offended!
Chill out dudeman. Go light something on fire…
L
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
I think it IS offending you because of
how much effort you put into defending yourself.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
pshaw dood
you, like, totally are getting way too into this. clearly your face is just getting so red ‘cause of the wicked burn that was laid down. what is needed is to just lay back and just accept the fact that pwnage happened and you can’t stop it. it has nothing to do with sarcasm not being detected, nor the inability to let something just die. it’s all in your thin skin and pc-police “like, whoa, bro” easy-offendedness to ad hominem blasts. i think a chill pill is in order here.
so do something completely original: get this little known stuff called “nag champa” and light a couple and let it set a mellow mood, completing the vibes with a couple spins of this cd titled “Legend”. trust me, nobody else owns it; you’ll totally dig it.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 17, 2008 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
classic
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 17, 2008 7:01 AM CST up reply actions
very nice.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 17, 2008 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
oh yeah. mine too. he dug it the most.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 17, 2008 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
why would that be your favorite part?
I think you and HSA both need to read it again.
Key points.
1. “you, like, totally are getting way too into this” True.
2.“what is needed is to just lay back and just accept the fact that pwnage happened and you can’t stop it. it has nothing to do with sarcasm not being detected, nor the inability to let something just die.” TRUE
3. “i think a chill pill is in order here.”
4. You suck.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 17, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
I guess we will need TSK to answer that.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 18, 2008 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
it will help you feel irie, mon
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 23, 2008 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
arsonist LOL
go listen to some bob marley and light some candles.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
hahhahahaha. The new Cheat is funny.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't really directly responding to you
just wanted to add my opinion on the Apple topic. And I hate em.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 16, 2008 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
fangraphs now has a firefox search bar plugin!
woooooo!
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Jocketty on the Dye deal
• How about the Jermaine Dye deal?
“Right now, we’re thinking more long-term (Dye is 34) and he’s on the final year of his contract ($11.5 million in 2009). We have to fill out our outfield and some bench spots and it may or may not happen right away, but we’re working on it,” he said.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/s/content/oh/story/sports/pro/reds/2008/12/16/ddn121608spreds.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
infamous dayton daily news.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
that's slow for walking speed.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
took me 2 + hours to go 10 miles from work.
Normally a 20 minute drive. Did the feds arrest the snow plow drivers when they nabbed Blago?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
No but supposedly
the outlying/suburban areas of Rockford have already used 40 percent of there salt supply
Yikes!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 17, 2008 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Daniel Cabrera now officially coveted by half of baseball
“Honestly, I’ve heard from about half of Major League baseball,” said Mike Powers, Cabrera’s agent. “I’ve had parameter conversations with a lot of different clubs — some serious conversations.”
http://hotstove.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/12/jays_one_of_many_interested_in.html
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Anyone know anything about this guy?
Not sure why he merits a 40 man roster spot…….
At a glance, he looks like a good sub for Horacio....for those desperate times when we just can't bear to hold a lead.
Not that I enjoy perusing stats.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
i heard somewhere that the Sox think he's primed for a break out or summat
but it’s low qual; can’t remember where and haven’t seen it since.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
they drank up their wine
and they got to talkin
They had more important things to say
and when the car broke down they started walking
AIM: SouthSideCheat
it's always summer it never gets cold.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
one of the comments:
Mrs Lovejoy: "Do you think they should be talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n?"
Krusty the Clown: "Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
You inspired me to go to LL, HSA.
Fucking hysterical. One of the posts was so funny I had to bump larry’s Javy quote from my sig.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
There are some serious characters over there, for sure. It's fun to observe a blog full of people watching a team that sucks pitifully, yet comically bad.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I might have to join.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
see
i’d feel weird joining another team’s site. i prefer to just be a casual observer. i don’t know or want to know their misery, so i don’t feel i should comment there.
sit*
Good etiquette point.
Lurking sounds better. Not an M’s fan. Wouldn’t be prudent.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
i've joined
but never commented. just to be able to scroll through the comments
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Dec 16, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I'm not a big fan of other teams' fans dropping by to be douchenozzles here. I obviously like to represent my mother blog - and so, I prefer not to say much.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
I've said a thing here or there - at the end of the season, I thanked them for stopping the Twins....and for being such great, entertaining sports about the whole thing.
That’s it though. I’m a lurker otherwise.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
just checked....3 comments....all of them occurred on the same thread, too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
mine too! I'm biased, though.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
now 7, 14 during the season, 15 the month before opening day
16 opening day, 21 playoffs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I think we have a healthy balance of fun n serious here. Over there, all hell is loose all the time. But that has a lot to do with the team's failures. Jeff's a really great editor. Nice environment.
I like whatever volume SSS is on.
:-)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
So if MM is all coked up after a particularly good/bad trading day
you’d recommend he unleash there at 1 AM?
I like the intensity. I’ll have to save it as a favorite.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
But this one goes to 11.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2008 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
That site is so much like SSS, they even have their own Uribe.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 16, 2008 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
link
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/11/24/669782/there-are-many-questions-a
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 16, 2008 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I was just there yesterday
trying to find out what happened to Andrew Barb, and I saw that graphic. I still don’t get it.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 16, 2008 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
"I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT"
bleed cubbie blue?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions
NO KIDDING
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2008 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
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