Figuring Position Adjustments with bUZR

Tango takes the BIS UZR data up on fangraphs and gets his calculator out. His standard adjustment table ends up well supported by the data (which is unsurprising since that's how he derived them in the first place, iirc). The suggested adjustment:

LF/RF: -7.5 runs
2B/3B/CF: 2.5 runs
SS: 7.5 runs

Catcher is excluded b/c UZR does not have catcher data, but Tango has previously suggested 12.5 runs. Also, we need a new front page thread, so here it is.

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I'm here and I'm full of xmas cheer

does anyone want to talk about opening links in new windows or tabs or anything else for that matter?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 23, 2008 5:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

you mean SSS links?

that’s the way to go

usually I right-click and open in a new tab but sometimes I just forget and just click and in that situation it’s nice for the link to open in a new tab and not in your current and make you lose track of the new messages

links you just paste open in a new tab automatically I think
but links you enter manually do not, you gotta check the open in new window box

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 23, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hey look

someone agrees with me, where were you 6 hours ago?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 23, 2008 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

people actually enter the links manually?

sit*

by U-God on Dec 23, 2008 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no

when you use the chain icon, to highlight some text to replace the ugly looking link, you have to check a box for it to open in a new tab, it should default to that. But it’s good manners to check it, and to not litter posts with long links.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 23, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

exactly

when you use the icon

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 23, 2008 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

So when does Kenny trade for Damon?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 23, 2008 6:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

still not convinced

that 2b and 3b should be measured the same

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 23, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

if you read the post, you'd see that tango agrees.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i for one am not enjoying this

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 24, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

go back to hell

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

rejoice all...i finally posted the buehrle/sabathia piece

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 23, 2008 7:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

showoff

colin is preparing his getz interview post now

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 23, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you sit on a throne of lies

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 23, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Team Griffey Is Gonna Run You Down

It looks like Ken Giffrey has found his next career—pit crew supervisor for pre-teen go-kart racers. He’s a natural. [Tallahassee Democrat]

http://deadspin.com/5116624/team-griffey-is-gonna-run-you-down

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 23, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

that is palpably a black man who is not Ken Griffey

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 23, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 23, 2008 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

not buyin' it

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 23, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Racist - they do not all look alike.

It’s him.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 24, 2008 7:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

palpably?

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 23, 2008 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like KW

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 24, 2008 12:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

larry, you kill me. I'd rec this but am not a member of Sickels' site:

So if I said you were a 100% douchebag based on two posts
Would that be picking it out of the air, or just a small sample size?
And would either of those actually make me wrong?

by thejd44 on Dec 23, 2008 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

at least you’d be basing it on first hand evidence.

“They will surely make fewer home runs,” Guillen said. “Defense players and worthy pitchers will likely take over the protagonist’s role.”
by larry on Dec 23, 2008 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Big props for consistency. You are like Buehrle.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 24, 2008 8:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

replacement value

fangraphs now has a section which calculates runs and wins over replacement for players. fantastic tool.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/replacement-value

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 11:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I see one fantastic tool here

you get a chocolate coin if you guess who

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Great link.....

Can i suggest in the future that you not post it so it opens a new browser window? I really hate it when i have a bunch of different windows popping up. It’s so much easier for me to just go back when i am done reading it….

Just a suggestion….

Thanks.. and Merry Christmas…

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Dec 24, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Totally off topic

But some posters on Windy City Gridiron make BCB seem like the honors class

by 815Sox on Dec 24, 2008 11:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

any examples?

by airnjp on Dec 24, 2008 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Basically

“Stop whining about the bad offense, its "Bears Football”"

“People kept saying we were "lucky” in 05 and we went to the Super Bowl"

Etc etc

by 815Sox on Dec 24, 2008 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"Stop whining about the bad offense, its “Bears Football"”

sort of sounds like the argument we have had on here about “white sox baseball”…

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

WCG pisses me off

some people there are just sucha douches…

the other week they had an interview with garrett wolfe that was being done by walter paytons daughter and i jokingly requested she ask wolfe why we wasted a third round pick on him and these two assholes immediately started to say how disrespectful i was because the all time great brittany payton was doing this for us and i was being a jerk…

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Dec 24, 2008 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

be careful about how you joke on the internet.

people will always assume you’re being a dick, rude, or nasty.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

No

They are crazy with that stuff over there. Quite a few posters over there have the “how dare you speak of the bears that way” deal going on.. even if you are complaining about legit things

by 815Sox on Dec 24, 2008 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think larry was talking about SSS.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think that's funny..

but some people don’t use the internet as a source of entertainment and laughter. I think all message boards have their own feel to them. Everything is game here….. elsewhere in the blogging world….. not so much.

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Dec 24, 2008 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

as colin always posts, the internet is serious business.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

so hilarious

I txt messaged everyone of my friends “bear football”… all of them got “whooshed”. Bear football is 3 n out.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i could of stated is as...

“bear football” = losing football

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

lol "Bears football"

And the fans wonder why their team has had like 5 good seasons since the Super Bowl victory?

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 24, 2008 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"bears football" means never having to say "we're competent on both sides of the ball"

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yup

This whole concept of we are a team that runs the ball and plays hard defense is a joke. You cannot wing games with just those two things.

Not too mention the amount of money they spent on the D this year which is just a very average squad of aging vets

by 815Sox on Dec 24, 2008 6:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You can have that concept

if you have a running game and a defense.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Bo is getting the band back together

To go along with all the top-of-the-line equipment, Jackson has teamed up with John Cangelosi Baseball to provide one of the best baseball instructional institutes in the state.

Cangelois Baseball has hired several area coaches, including John Pappas, Kevin Sefcik, John McArthy, Ed Koncel, Jason Vitas and Illinois Sparks coach Bill Copp. These coaches will be joining Cangelosi and Dan Pasqua, both former White Sox players, to give the baseball academy top tier instruction year-round.

http://www.homerhorizon.com/NFL_MLB_great_Bo_Jackson_opens_training_facility…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 24, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Rays sign nelson (1 year/$1.3 mil)

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/rays-sign-joe-n.html

http://www.baseball-reference.com/n/nelsojo01.shtml

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 24, 2008 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Who says we need a new front page thread?? I thought things were going so pleasant in the last one...never wanted to leave!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Happy Holidays fellas

Off to play Santa for my kids.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Dec 24, 2008 5:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I remember alcoholic Santa

’swere the days

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Merry Christmas!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 24, 2008 5:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I was not addressed here, but I will still say

same to you!

(not the Santa part though).

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh no!

Knuckleballer R.A. Dickey has chosen to pitch for the Minnesota Twins over returning to the Seattle Mariners, Kirby Arnold of The (Everett, Wash.) Daily Herald reported.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/dickey-picks-tw.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 24, 2008 5:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

isn't there a lot more room on a crappy mariners squad than

a pretty decent twins team for a guy like dickey? the twins don’t need a spot starter and have young but old enough (past 22) pitching. then again, if he settled for a minor league deal, that’s probably all that was available to him.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 24, 2008 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Twins tradition

Sign a crappy has-been and/or useless soft tosser, replace him with future all-star in June

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

dickey stinks. no one would give him a major league deal.

he signed with the twins last year, too.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 5:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Still, if the Mariners offered more money,

ehhh?

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

when you reach your mid 30s, i'd imagine the money becomes less and less important for an AAAA player.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it would seem that the Mariners being a pile of shit

and the Twins having won 89 games in large part due to a solid pitching rotation would be an obstacle in this case

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

seems like he spoke to both teams about their plans.

i’d say he knows better than us. and approximately the last thing i’d be doing if i were the mariners was guaranteeing innings to a guy of whom i have first-hand knowledge of his crappiness and, additionally, is 34 years old.

and i somehow doubt the twins are envisioning him for their rotation.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I believe "brushback" is calling you a pussy.

Not you Brush Back!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thx for the clarity

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Dec 25, 2008 11:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 6:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that's a good thing for the sox...they knock the shit out of dickey

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 24, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

giggles

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 25, 2008 1:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

t-minus 66 minutes until Comcast special

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Wait, whaaaa's happening? Is it the 2005 WS montage tonight????

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Dear baby Jesus, let it be the 2005 WS thingie tonight!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

well, that just ruined my stupid Christmas more. got my hopes all up n shit.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

sobeit.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 6:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

05' was the best year of my life,,,

It turned out to be my epic prophecy when we started the season 12-3.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that movie with Steve Martin is on the telly 'the jerk'

I love this film, it makes me laugh.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 6:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

NO effing SHIT.

I own that DVD, haven’t watched it in years, and CHOSE TO WATCH IT TWO NIGHTS AGO ON MY LAST SNOW DAY!

random.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I love it to bits

everything about it makes me smile

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

quality, indeed.

I have a special purpose!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's so funny

when he hands his date the stems after all the roses have been ripped off by the nazi woman.
’ you have beautiful skin may I?’ hahaha

i love this film

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

get a room

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

in the restaurant

with the 1966 Burgundy Wine

‘Take it away and get me some fresh stuff’

man I love this film

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

if you've never seen it

please watch it, it’s about as funny as it gets

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'd like to give all my pals on here a festive present

but the pound is worth fuck all these days, but it’s the thought that counts. In the meantime here is a nice picture of Bishopdale in the winter.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 7:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

picture of

WA. state?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i'd say peoria, but there appears to be an incline in the terrain

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!!!

You are the best TSK.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

actually, this scene looks a lot like eastern washington, pictured here:

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the falling pound has helped me out, mate. everything m'lady wants for xmas i can only find in britain

FINALLY the conversion isn’t fucking us doughboys. well, not as much.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Possible reason BoSux whiffed on Tex? Buying back a part of the team from NYT?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123015342844033457.html?mod=testMod

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 24, 2008 8:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

are you being topical?

talking about baseball? why don’t you wish everyone a happy Christmas?

at least your link opens in a new tab

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hoodster:

1. It’s a baseball site. I love baseball.
2. It’s Christmas eve here. Stop prematurely ejaculating well wishes (or know your audience – we’re Yanks, and in a different, better time zone). And we say “Merry Christmas”.
3. Let it go.

I will wish you a Merry Christmas, since you are 5 hours ahead of me. I hope you know what to do with it.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 24, 2008 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you been watching mlb channel?

i imagine they’ve been replaying the same stuff for a few days now but this channel is awesome.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it will be when it stops showing the same stuff

but i could never get tired of the 05 WS dvd. i still bust it out every now and then

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i hadn't seen this baseball great moments or whatever they're playing today yet.

plus the preview of what will be on the channel was pretty appetizing.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Christ, I wish I had digital cable

it isn’t on basic cable, is it? Christ, I wish I had digital cable.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

probably depends upon your cable system.

i think it’s in half of cable homes but i dunno about the digital part, per se.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i know i get it at my house

but i doubt i’ll get it down at school. i think it’s included in the next package past digital starter

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

do you have insight down there? i heard they don't have it.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 8:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

we used to

but then when comcast bought them out it switched over

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

your dedication is sort of impressive

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's a PERL script

that auto responds

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

o

and here i thought you’d been sitting here all day, tenaciously tracking all his posts

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 9:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

U-god

once again you are sticking up for larry when he obviously does not need it. Quit dick-riding.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

leave the goon squad members alone

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 24, 2008 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Nice article....

I could have pumped that out in 5 minutes. lol

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

how is this sticking up for larry?

sit*

by U-God on Dec 25, 2008 5:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that's not fair

do it right or don’t do it

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

I've turned it off now

point made

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that you know how to use perl but can't figure out how to click a mouse?

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

FFS it's Christmas

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

not here it isn't.

by larry on Dec 24, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

recs all around!

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 24, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

flagged

where is the comma?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's all green to me!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Somehow the word twat seems

So nasty dirty…. When i envision a twat…. i am thinking that it has to have hair on it…. you would never call a bald pussy a twat…. so i’m thinking like a 2 inch wide 3 inch long brick of hair… I also think that it should be dripping wet. Twat doesn’t sound like a dry word… and it can’t be a small vagina. Not huge beef curtains either… somewhere in the middle…. but not tucked in…. like away from the body….

Did i tell you guys that booze is great….? Go Santa…. Happy Birthday Jesus.

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Dec 24, 2008 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

nah

‘twat’ is like ‘trim’, something manicured, waxed, either totally or with a landing strip / something kept together.

‘cunt’, on the other hand, implies to me some bushy 70’s porn pussy that’s been around the block a few times.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

When I was in HS "twat: wass popular as a dis.

So, hoodie, Jesus, get with the new century, for Fuck’s sake.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 25, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and i do sort of miss insight

they had cheap ass cable and internet

sit*

by U-God on Dec 24, 2008 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I guess I won't be here for much longer

which is a shame, but I wouldn’t even take that kind of stuff from our kid, you try to be nice, really try.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 8:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you are a twat

whom likes “poppers”.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

U-God (above) was not "dick-riding" by saying he thought hoodie was tracking larry all day.

You (here) are.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

No, there is no way I am sticking up for larry...

I hated Hoodlight first. Nice try though.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oh stop! WU and the rest of us still love you.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

word.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 25, 2008 1:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Oneli signed with Padres

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081224&content_id=3728405&vkey=news_sd&fext=.jsp&c_id=sd&partnerId=rss_sd

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 24, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

8 finger fuck?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Merry Christmas everyone!

except the homos…cuz God hates fags.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

well...

God and Ozzie.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oy.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't worry.... I didn't mention dikes.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

good thing. god damn dutch!

“ooh, look at us with our wooden shoes not getting flooded.” fuckers.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 25, 2008 11:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

merry christmas, bitches.

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Dec 24, 2008 11:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Not here, it isn't.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 11:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I still got an hour before Christmas in PST, but I'll pretend I'm on Chicago time and say Merry Christmas, you band of ridiculous pieces of shit.

And up yours, WU! You are technically 2 hours into Christmas now, so Merry fucking Christmas! (What is this? New Year’s Eve, you Jewish bastard?)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

For the final time, I am Catholic,

fucking a Jew and raising one to be a Jewess. There is a big difference. I have not converted.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 25, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I know, I'm fuckin witcha. "Jewish bastard" is less of an insult than "Catholic."

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ahh, time to plaster on a smile

and try to refrain from telling my family how I really feel about them, adding to the pressure that will inevitably explode on them one day.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 11:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Danny, I want to know you.

That is rec’d. And I get it.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 25, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Family gatherings=fial

I hope robot Santa’s super high standard of nice doesn’t result in the deaths of you all.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 25, 2008 12:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

outside of the globetrotters episode (which is maybe the best single cartoon ep of the 00's)

i think those are my favorite futuramas

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 25, 2008 1:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

merry christmas guys

and gal

sit*

by U-God on Dec 25, 2008 5:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

ty, yt!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

merry christwanzukkamadanti to all!

and may robot santa have mercy on your soul

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 25, 2008 7:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

kwanza

lmao!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

merry nellie fox day.

MVP and HOFer. but would be ridiculed as a horseshit player today.

by larry on Dec 25, 2008 10:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

You suck. He's dead. Leave him be.

Santo is the one to ridicule. And he’s an ex-Cub, you POS.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 25, 2008 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

john danks will certainly suck and/or be injured next year. conduct your fantasy draft accordingly.

MLB.com: Before you started this interview, I mentioned the rough years that followed for the three previous White Sox subjects of the MLB.com Holiday Q&A. Are you worried about bad luck to come on the field after this interview? In fairness, Ozzie Guillen did this interview in 2003, and things turned out fine for him.

Danks: I wouldn’t quite call it the Madden curse. But it’s something I need to keep an eye on.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081219&content_id=3723290&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

also:

Danks: Really, it isn’t any one thing I remember. I know in watching home videos, when my brother and I were young, and I’m not sure if my sister was born yet, I was the big, brave older brother and Jordan was the little kid scared of Santa Claus. He was not going to come within 100 feet of him. There are videos of me taking a big leap and sitting on Santa’s lap at the mall, and Jordan is crying off to the side, with his balloon.

this is the sort of shit the white sox should have found out before drafting him not once but twice. sounds like a twat to me.

john, on the other hand,