Figuring Position Adjustments with bUZR
Tango takes the BIS UZR data up on fangraphs and gets his calculator out. His standard adjustment table ends up well supported by the data (which is unsurprising since that's how he derived them in the first place, iirc). The suggested adjustment:
LF/RF: -7.5 runs
2B/3B/CF: 2.5 runs
SS: 7.5 runs
Catcher is excluded b/c UZR does not have catcher data, but Tango has previously suggested 12.5 runs. Also, we need a new front page thread, so here it is.
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I'm here and I'm full of xmas cheer
does anyone want to talk about opening links in new windows or tabs or anything else for that matter?
number one when it mattered!
you mean SSS links?
that’s the way to go
usually I right-click and open in a new tab but sometimes I just forget and just click and in that situation it’s nice for the link to open in a new tab and not in your current and make you lose track of the new messages
links you just paste open in a new tab automatically I think
but links you enter manually do not, you gotta check the open in new window box
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
no
when you use the chain icon, to highlight some text to replace the ugly looking link, you have to check a box for it to open in a new tab, it should default to that. But it’s good manners to check it, and to not litter posts with long links.
number one when it mattered!
exactly
when you use the 
icon
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i for one am not enjoying this
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
go back to hell
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
rejoice all...i finally posted the buehrle/sabathia piece
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
showoff
colin is preparing his getz interview post now
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
you sit on a throne of lies
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Team Griffey Is Gonna Run You Down
It looks like Ken Giffrey has found his next career—pit crew supervisor for pre-teen go-kart racers. He’s a natural. [Tallahassee Democrat]
http://deadspin.com/5116624/team-griffey-is-gonna-run-you-down
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
that is palpably a black man who is not Ken Griffey
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 23, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Racist - they do not all look alike.
It’s him.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
larry, you kill me. I'd rec this but am not a member of Sickels' site:
So if I said you were a 100% douchebag based on two posts
Would that be picking it out of the air, or just a small sample size?
And would either of those actually make me wrong?
by thejd44 on Dec 23, 2008 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
at least you’d be basing it on first hand evidence.
“They will surely make fewer home runs,” Guillen said. “Defense players and worthy pitchers will likely take over the protagonist’s role.”
by larry on Dec 23, 2008 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Big props for consistency. You are like Buehrle.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
replacement value
fangraphs now has a section which calculates runs and wins over replacement for players. fantastic tool.
I see one fantastic tool here
you get a chocolate coin if you guess who
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Great link.....
Can i suggest in the future that you not post it so it opens a new browser window? I really hate it when i have a bunch of different windows popping up. It’s so much easier for me to just go back when i am done reading it….
Just a suggestion….
Thanks.. and Merry Christmas…
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
by ElDiablo on Dec 24, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Basically
“Stop whining about the bad offense, its "Bears Football”"
“People kept saying we were "lucky” in 05 and we went to the Super Bowl"
Etc etc
"Stop whining about the bad offense, its “Bears Football"”
sort of sounds like the argument we have had on here about “white sox baseball”…
WCG pisses me off
some people there are just sucha douches…
the other week they had an interview with garrett wolfe that was being done by walter paytons daughter and i jokingly requested she ask wolfe why we wasted a third round pick on him and these two assholes immediately started to say how disrespectful i was because the all time great brittany payton was doing this for us and i was being a jerk…
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
be careful about how you joke on the internet.
people will always assume you’re being a dick, rude, or nasty.
by larry on Dec 24, 2008 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No
They are crazy with that stuff over there. Quite a few posters over there have the “how dare you speak of the bears that way” deal going on.. even if you are complaining about legit things
I think larry was talking about SSS.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's funny..
but some people don’t use the internet as a source of entertainment and laughter. I think all message boards have their own feel to them. Everything is game here….. elsewhere in the blogging world….. not so much.
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
so hilarious
I txt messaged everyone of my friends “bear football”… all of them got “whooshed”. Bear football is 3 n out.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
i could of stated is as...
“bear football” = losing football
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
lol "Bears football"
And the fans wonder why their team has had like 5 good seasons since the Super Bowl victory?
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 24, 2008 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
"bears football" means never having to say "we're competent on both sides of the ball"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
yup
This whole concept of we are a team that runs the ball and plays hard defense is a joke. You cannot wing games with just those two things.
Not too mention the amount of money they spent on the D this year which is just a very average squad of aging vets
You can have that concept
if you have a running game and a defense.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Bo is getting the band back together
To go along with all the top-of-the-line equipment, Jackson has teamed up with John Cangelosi Baseball to provide one of the best baseball instructional institutes in the state.
Cangelois Baseball has hired several area coaches, including John Pappas, Kevin Sefcik, John McArthy, Ed Koncel, Jason Vitas and Illinois Sparks coach Bill Copp. These coaches will be joining Cangelosi and Dan Pasqua, both former White Sox players, to give the baseball academy top tier instruction year-round.
http://www.homerhorizon.com/NFL_MLB_great_Bo_Jackson_opens_training_facility…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Rays sign nelson (1 year/$1.3 mil)
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/rays-sign-joe-n.html
http://www.baseball-reference.com/n/nelsojo01.shtml
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Who says we need a new front page thread?? I thought things were going so pleasant in the last one...never wanted to leave!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Happy Holidays fellas
Off to play Santa for my kids.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
I remember alcoholic Santa
’swere the days
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
Merry Christmas!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I was not addressed here, but I will still say
same to you!
(not the Santa part though).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no!
Knuckleballer R.A. Dickey has chosen to pitch for the Minnesota Twins over returning to the Seattle Mariners, Kirby Arnold of The (Everett, Wash.) Daily Herald reported.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/dickey-picks-tw.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
isn't there a lot more room on a crappy mariners squad than
a pretty decent twins team for a guy like dickey? the twins don’t need a spot starter and have young but old enough (past 22) pitching. then again, if he settled for a minor league deal, that’s probably all that was available to him.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Twins tradition
Sign a crappy has-been and/or useless soft tosser, replace him with future all-star in June
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Still, if the Mariners offered more money,
ehhh?
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
it would seem that the Mariners being a pile of shit
and the Twins having won 89 games in large part due to a solid pitching rotation would be an obstacle in this case
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
seems like he spoke to both teams about their plans.
i’d say he knows better than us. and approximately the last thing i’d be doing if i were the mariners was guaranteeing innings to a guy of whom i have first-hand knowledge of his crappiness and, additionally, is 34 years old.
and i somehow doubt the twins are envisioning him for their rotation.
I believe "brushback" is calling you a pussy.
Not you Brush Back!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Thx for the clarity
Don't look back because we are going forward!
that's a good thing for the sox...they knock the shit out of dickey
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Wait, whaaaa's happening? Is it the 2005 WS montage tonight????
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Dear baby Jesus, let it be the 2005 WS thingie tonight!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
well, that just ruined my stupid Christmas more. got my hopes all up n shit.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
05' was the best year of my life,,,
It turned out to be my epic prophecy when we started the season 12-3.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
that movie with Steve Martin is on the telly 'the jerk'
I love this film, it makes me laugh.
number one when it mattered!
NO effing SHIT.
I own that DVD, haven’t watched it in years, and CHOSE TO WATCH IT TWO NIGHTS AGO ON MY LAST SNOW DAY!
random.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
quality, indeed.
I have a special purpose!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 24, 2008 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
it's so funny
when he hands his date the stems after all the roses have been ripped off by the nazi woman.
’ you have beautiful skin may I?’ hahaha
i love this film
number one when it mattered!
get a room
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
in the restaurant
with the 1966 Burgundy Wine
‘Take it away and get me some fresh stuff’
man I love this film
number one when it mattered!
if you've never seen it
please watch it, it’s about as funny as it gets
number one when it mattered!
I'd like to give all my pals on here a festive present
but the pound is worth fuck all these days, but it’s the thought that counts. In the meantime here is a nice picture of Bishopdale in the winter.
number one when it mattered!
picture of
WA. state?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
i'd say peoria, but there appears to be an incline in the terrain
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
LOL!!!
You are the best TSK.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
actually, this scene looks a lot like eastern washington, pictured here:
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
the falling pound has helped me out, mate. everything m'lady wants for xmas i can only find in britain
FINALLY the conversion isn’t fucking us doughboys. well, not as much.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
Possible reason BoSux whiffed on Tex? Buying back a part of the team from NYT?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123015342844033457.html?mod=testMod
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
are you being topical?
talking about baseball? why don’t you wish everyone a happy Christmas?
at least your link opens in a new tab
number one when it mattered!
Hoodster:
1. It’s a baseball site. I love baseball.
2. It’s Christmas eve here. Stop prematurely ejaculating well wishes (or know your audience – we’re Yanks, and in a different, better time zone). And we say “Merry Christmas”.
3. Let it go.
I will wish you a Merry Christmas, since you are 5 hours ahead of me. I hope you know what to do with it.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
you been watching mlb channel?
i imagine they’ve been replaying the same stuff for a few days now but this channel is awesome.
it will be when it stops showing the same stuff
but i could never get tired of the 05 WS dvd. i still bust it out every now and then
sit*
i hadn't seen this baseball great moments or whatever they're playing today yet.
plus the preview of what will be on the channel was pretty appetizing.
Christ, I wish I had digital cable
it isn’t on basic cable, is it? Christ, I wish I had digital cable.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
probably depends upon your cable system.
i think it’s in half of cable homes but i dunno about the digital part, per se.
i know i get it at my house
but i doubt i’ll get it down at school. i think it’s included in the next package past digital starter
sit*
it's a PERL script
that auto responds
number one when it mattered!
by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
U-god
once again you are sticking up for larry when he obviously does not need it. Quit dick-riding.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
leave the goon squad members alone
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Nice article....
I could have pumped that out in 5 minutes. lol
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
that's not fair
do it right or don’t do it
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
that you know how to use perl but can't figure out how to click a mouse?
by larry on Dec 24, 2008 9:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
FFS it's Christmas
number one when it mattered!
by hoodlight on Dec 24, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
flagged
where is the comma?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
it's all green to me!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow the word twat seems
So nasty dirty…. When i envision a twat…. i am thinking that it has to have hair on it…. you would never call a bald pussy a twat…. so i’m thinking like a 2 inch wide 3 inch long brick of hair… I also think that it should be dripping wet. Twat doesn’t sound like a dry word… and it can’t be a small vagina. Not huge beef curtains either… somewhere in the middle…. but not tucked in…. like away from the body….
Did i tell you guys that booze is great….? Go Santa…. Happy Birthday Jesus.
I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.
nah
‘twat’ is like ‘trim’, something manicured, waxed, either totally or with a landing strip / something kept together.
‘cunt’, on the other hand, implies to me some bushy 70’s porn pussy that’s been around the block a few times.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 24, 2008 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
When I was in HS "twat: wass popular as a dis.
So, hoodie, Jesus, get with the new century, for Fuck’s sake.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I guess I won't be here for much longer
which is a shame, but I wouldn’t even take that kind of stuff from our kid, you try to be nice, really try.
number one when it mattered!
you are a twat
whom likes “poppers”.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
U-God (above) was not "dick-riding" by saying he thought hoodie was tracking larry all day.
You (here) are.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No, there is no way I am sticking up for larry...
I hated Hoodlight first. Nice try though.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
oh stop! WU and the rest of us still love you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
8 finger fuck?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Merry Christmas everyone!
except the homos…cuz God hates fags.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:05 PM CST reply actions
well...
God and Ozzie.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 24, 2008 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
oy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
lol
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Don't worry.... I didn't mention dikes.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
good thing. god damn dutch!
“ooh, look at us with our wooden shoes not getting flooded.” fuckers.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 25, 2008 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
I still got an hour before Christmas in PST, but I'll pretend I'm on Chicago time and say Merry Christmas, you band of ridiculous pieces of shit.
And up yours, WU! You are technically 2 hours into Christmas now, so Merry fucking Christmas! (What is this? New Year’s Eve, you Jewish bastard?)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
For the final time, I am Catholic,
fucking a Jew and raising one to be a Jewess. There is a big difference. I have not converted.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I know, I'm fuckin witcha. "Jewish bastard" is less of an insult than "Catholic."
:D
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ahh, time to plaster on a smile
and try to refrain from telling my family how I really feel about them, adding to the pressure that will inevitably explode on them one day.
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 24, 2008 11:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Danny, I want to know you.
That is rec’d. And I get it.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Family gatherings=fial
I hope robot Santa’s super high standard of nice doesn’t result in the deaths of you all.
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
outside of the globetrotters episode (which is maybe the best single cartoon ep of the 00's)
i think those are my favorite futuramas
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
ty, yt!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
merry christwanzukkamadanti to all!
and may robot santa have mercy on your soul
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
kwanza
lmao!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
You suck. He's dead. Leave him be.
Santo is the one to ridicule. And he’s an ex-Cub, you POS.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
john danks will certainly suck and/or be injured next year. conduct your fantasy draft accordingly.
MLB.com: Before you started this interview, I mentioned the rough years that followed for the three previous White Sox subjects of the MLB.com Holiday Q&A. Are you worried about bad luck to come on the field after this interview? In fairness, Ozzie Guillen did this interview in 2003, and things turned out fine for him.
Danks: I wouldn’t quite call it the Madden curse. But it’s something I need to keep an eye on.
also:
Danks: Really, it isn’t any one thing I remember. I know in watching home videos, when my brother and I were young, and I’m not sure if my sister was born yet, I was the big, brave older brother and Jordan was the little kid scared of Santa Claus. He was not going to come within 100 feet of him. There are videos of me taking a big leap and sitting on Santa’s lap at the mall, and Jordan is crying off to the side, with his balloon.
this is the sort of shit the white sox should have found out before drafting him not once but twice. sounds like a twat to me.
john, on the other hand,
MLB.com: And [a gift for] Matt Thornton?
Danks: A beach towel to wipe his tears from being dominated in Xbox
Haha, I love Danks
His comments about Wrigley Field were also hilarious.
’We’ll all be bringing our nose plugs, try not to smell all the urine over there
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 25, 2008 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
wow the quote about Matt Thornton is hilarious!
Used that one on the golf course many of times…
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 25, 2008 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 25, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions
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