Merry Christmas
by The Cheat on Dec 25, 2008 2:25 PM CST
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No that one is in his pants.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 25, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Merry Christmas!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
hehehehe. Yes! I'll celebrate that!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Mele Kalikimaka to all my fellow White Sox brothers (and sisters)
Happy HannuQ!ah and Q!wanzaa also.
looks like there's more than one sox fan on the islands for xmas
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Merry Christmas
and peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Aw snap!
2009 Hardball Times Annual for Christmas from my dad, so clutch. I didn’t even ask for it so I was shocked when I opened it. Phe – nomenal.
jim rome?
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
by Jbasic89 on Dec 26, 2008 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for life
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
i got a book called
“Then Ozzie said to Harold”. it’s supposed to be a bunch of white sox stories plus it has a dvd with play-by-play from game 1 of the 59 WS.
sit*
Tell me how it is...
I was interested in it a while ago. I need some more reading material for my office, sports illustrated and sporting news gets old after a while.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
49ers coaching audition over: Singletary to get job
Team officials plan on removing the interim label from fan favorite Mike Singletary and offering him a multiyear contract, according to a source close to the situation.
The offer likely will be made immediately after the team’s season finale Sunday against the Washington Redskins. The NFL’s Rooney Rule prevents teams from signing interim coaches to new deals during the season.
http://www.sacbee.com/sports/story/1498221.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 25, 2008 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
I am looking forward to the future of your picture-posting.....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
i'm a little scared
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
5 NBA games=Christmas present(s) for this Gentile
The last Christmas present I received from my parents was a Sega Dreamcast. That’s just failure on all sides.
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Sega was ahead of its time.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:09 AM CST up reply actions
I dont know about that,
it seems that Sega systems just werent ever received very well.
Im going to have to find myself a Dreamcast and Genesis and play me some House of the Dead and Altered Beast.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:24 AM CST up reply actions
i meant the timing of release was off
i agree that sega systems weren’t nearly as well-received. I just think they released it at such a crappy time video gamewise. The PS1 and N64 were pretty much dying and then the PS2 came out a year after dreamcast and just blew it out of the water. jet grind radio is still one of my favorite games.
sit*
The games were just really meh
It was one of the first systems to really promote the whole online gaming thing….but at a time when a lot of people were still running 56K it was kind of pointless.
Screw it, I’m going to play Virtuo Tennis today.
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 26, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Is that dog on a platter?
If so, I’m going in for seconds!
;)
My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.
I was
gonna do a SSS merry xmas picture using a nativity picture as a base having q! as baby jesus with ozzie and kenny as mary and joesph maybe burls and danks as shepherds and thome paulie and jd as the magi but i got bored and drunk.
jerry owens would have been the angel herald of baby q!’s birth.
orca and cowley would been background as animals.
how great would that have been. damn.
I am a twat.
How much is that Uribe in the window?
I would still like to see this, for when you sober up...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
in some respects, they're right.
he could be a useful pickup, especially as a guy who could end up leading the league in handsome.
we bounced heath phillips?
How can we let go of a big lefty from Indiana??? Who cares. Heath Phillips = why I am not a big fan of prospects.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
isn't that thinking kind of chicken-and-egg?
don’t all “proven” mlb players start out as prospects? you can’t sign diamond-in-the-rough FAs or waiver-wires all the damn time. prospects also serve as trading chits for “proven” guys, too.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
I am a fan of fringe guys.
Who then turn into proven players, ala Q!.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
your definition of fringe is not my definition of fringe.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Q is not fringe.
He was a highly touted first round draft pick who got hurt.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 26, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
"highly touted first round draft pick"
a “prospect”, even?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
then why don't you like phillips?
he’s the very definition of a fringe guy. the guy sucks. calling him a prospect gives prospects a bad name.
Neifi Perez is why I'm not a fan of baseball
Britney Spears is why I’m not a fan of music
Jim Carey is why I’m not a fan of actors
AIM: SouthSideCheat
you see that fangraphs post today about Neifi's 2002?
more than 3 wins below replacement!
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Jim Carey is hilarious!
Blasphemy! Admittedly, any movie made after 2k has been horrible.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
with all due respectt
bruce almighty was the shit
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it was ok...
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Seems the way things are playing out.....
there’s a real good chance some quality (veterans, not necessarily guys Sox would be interested in) bats available not only late March, but possibly later into the season. For instance I could see a Jim Edmonds signing with someone in June or July……
Will They Fall For It Again?
http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2008/12/will.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Obama to throw out first pitch at Sox opener; Cubs get Sarah Palin
http://www.sportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/12/obama-to-throw-out-first-pitch-at-sox-opener.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
W.O.W.
Just another reason to hate the Cubs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
cough, cough...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
ah. it's a joke. well, that's a relief. sorta...i was looking forward to hating the Cubs more, but i'm sure they'll give me other reasons in 2009...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
what would be the reactions of the wrigley crowd were palin to show up there?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I'm sure many would be just fine with it. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure many wouldn't even know who she is
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 26, 2008 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
"Hey duuuude brahh! It's Tina Fey!"
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
i feel like "tiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaa"
could be the new “daaaaaarrrylllll”
that would be pretty awesome if that cheer broke out every time palin appeared in public.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Santa decides Nets cheerleaders are nice
http://photos.nj.com/star-ledger/2008/12/santa_decides_nets_cheerleader.html
h/t http://deadspin.com/5116950/and-what-do-you-want-for-christmas-little-girl
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
who the hell is dashiell bennett?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
no fucking idea
tigers fan?
http://deadspin.com/people/Dashiell/
does it matter?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
writing for Deadspin's a pretty big deal.
i’m sure the guy has some other blog somewhere that’s well regarded…
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
regular writer for Deadspin
he’s pretty funny: http://deadspin.com/5118439/the-sad-state-of-the-double-entendre
i really haven't been paying much attention to deadspin
i was all over it for a while, but i kind of built up a litany of complaints that weren’t going to be solved any time soon.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
it's been all downhill since YWML
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
I saw Carl Monday
doing one of his trademark ambush interviews of petty criminals on one of those clip shows yesterday, and I couldn’t stop laughing…
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Just saw Marley and Me
And cried. Holy shit. If you had a Dog that died, don’t see this movie. I haven’t cried in a movie since I was a kid and saw Homeward Bound.
JCM24 = gay.
I said it. Yes, I did. Field of Dreams. The Natural. THOSE are OK to cry at if yoyu are a man. Old Yeller and Marley and Me – not OK.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
But a dog is a man's best friend!!!! I would cry if I lost a diamond. ;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
Homeward Bound, not Old Yeller
And go see the movie, if you have ever had a dog in your childhood, you will cry. It didn’t help much that everyone around me was balling their eyes out, I had 3 simple tears.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 27, 2008 3:08 AM CST up reply actions
my uncles neighbor saw it and had a dog that died and his wife just had a miscarriage
which i believe also happened in the movie… not a fun time for them
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, there was a miscarriage.
I could of cared less about the human loss in the movie, it was the dog that got me.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 27, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
You are a twat.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
You are a twat.
regards
fixed*
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Can someone explain why replacement level and position adjustment
would be different from team to team within the AL?
see here
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
I'd love to answer your question Colin
but I’m very busy.
number one when it mattered!
by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Vagina. Gash. Hole. Pussy.
You know who I’m talking to.
;)
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
that's "busy" not "bushy" wu
i didn’t think dyslexia was communicable
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
The outfield and foul territory dimensions would be my guess if they go by homefield.
I dont really know, just guessing.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
that doesn't make sense, fwiw
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Hey I never said it was a good suggestion!
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 27, 2008 2:08 AM CST up reply actions
hab' nichts
danke.
whada they play?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
no doug funnie covers from them then, i expect.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
"banging on a trash can"
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
It takes him a few times....he's only the "Associate Editor," remember....
And look at the company he’s in with that title – AEG (who???) and thecip, who is too drunk to provide us with pictures….ON CHRISTMAS nonetheless!
Anyway, I’d expect a few more tries outta Colin before you get that new window.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, it's got to become habit
and i couldn’t even remember my locker combo in high school.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
It's all that dope you smoke.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
*glue i huff
middle school makes you do crazy things
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Colin, it was only a matter of time before someone told you, but you can't get high off of Elmer's!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
hsa, that was just to throw you off my tracks
i’ve been working with levi johnston’s mom since i was 8.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
The Nationals Book It After Foul Ball (from The Onion)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The Pirates have promised to chip in $5, claiming that is all they have right now.
LOL!
ps. rec’d!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
you just rec'd it cuz I know how to open link in new window.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
it earned you brownie points!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the sox would put in a dollar, but they only have 50 cents
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Hope this wasn't already posted...if it was....pretty funny, huh?
But here is the Tribe’s take on Sabathia’s new stripes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
it's been sitting in the
SBN HOT STOVE feature in the sidebar for the past 2 weeks or so. those tears of infinite sadness are pretty delicious.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
The Chicago Blackhawks Teach Us The True Meaning Of Hamburgers (A Radio Play)
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Point of interest:
as far as I can tell, Tyler Flowers was second in the minor leagues in bb% at 19.2%.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
i was checking fangraphs
and using their defn. of qualification. either way, he’s got elite on base skills it would seem.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Lincecum-Cain-Johnson-Sanchez
is a pretty damn good top 4. now if only they had any position players.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
surely you jest
they have The Legend!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
if only they had
The Actual
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
8 mil?
MLB.com’s Chris Haft heard from a baseball source that the deal guarantees the Big Unit $8MM in 2009 and includes performance bonuses that could reach $2.5MM and award bonuses that could reach another $2.5MM.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/giants-sign-ran.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
man, that's a pretty dang good deal.
i don’t think that’s even an average starter money right there.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
intriguing.
biggest bargains and busts of the ’08 season
notice anything about those big free agent CFs from last off season?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
You must not know the right people here in Chicago.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
so i take it that's part of the health plan y'all got from the studios after the strike?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Dec 27, 2008 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I like reading SI in the can too!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Baldelli, Baldelli, Baldelli, Baldelli!!
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 27, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
NoOne, NoOne, NoOne, NoOne!!
That’s what I expect to see aquired – at least through free agency.
Don't look back because we are going forward!
That would be a great idea.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Or if there was anyway to trade for Crawford!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
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