Merry Christmas

The little Cheat?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 25, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

No that one is in his pants.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 25, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Merry Christmas!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 25, 2008 3:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

merrty Q!mas

How much is that Uribe in the window?

by thecip on Dec 25, 2008 3:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

hehehehe. Yes! I'll celebrate that!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Mele Kalikimaka to all my fellow White Sox brothers (and sisters)

Happy HannuQ!ah and Q!wanzaa also.

by oahu420 on Dec 25, 2008 5:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

looks like there's more than one sox fan on the islands for xmas

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 12:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and peace on earth and goodwill to all men.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 25, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Aw snap!

2009 Hardball Times Annual for Christmas from my dad, so clutch. I didn’t even ask for it so I was shocked when I opened it. Phe – nomenal.

by CWSKeith on Dec 25, 2008 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Dec 26, 2008 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

rec'd for life

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i got a book called

“Then Ozzie said to Harold”. it’s supposed to be a bunch of white sox stories plus it has a dvd with play-by-play from game 1 of the 59 WS.

sit*

by U-God on Dec 25, 2008 8:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Tell me how it is...

I was interested in it a while ago. I need some more reading material for my office, sports illustrated and sporting news gets old after a while.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

49ers coaching audition over: Singletary to get job

Team officials plan on removing the interim label from fan favorite Mike Singletary and offering him a multiyear contract, according to a source close to the situation.

The offer likely will be made immediately after the team’s season finale Sunday against the Washington Redskins. The NFL’s Rooney Rule prevents teams from signing interim coaches to new deals during the season.

http://www.sacbee.com/sports/story/1498221.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 25, 2008 8:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

stupid question from the technologically impaired ...

…how do all u clever people post a picture?

by RoyEgan on Dec 25, 2008 11:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Press this button

And enter the URL of the image.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 25, 2008 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You, sir, are a gentleman. Godspeed.

by RoyEgan on Dec 25, 2008 11:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I am looking forward to the future of your picture-posting.....

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 25, 2008 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i'm a little scared

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 12:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

5 NBA games=Christmas present(s) for this Gentile

The last Christmas present I received from my parents was a Sega Dreamcast. That’s just failure on all sides.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 25, 2008 11:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Dude

Dreamcast was epic wins

by 3E8 on Dec 26, 2008 12:16 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed.

Sega was ahead of its time.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

loved that system

just came out at a shitty time

sit*

by U-God on Dec 26, 2008 6:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I dont know about that,

it seems that Sega systems just werent ever received very well.

Im going to have to find myself a Dreamcast and Genesis and play me some House of the Dead and Altered Beast.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i meant the timing of release was off

i agree that sega systems weren’t nearly as well-received. I just think they released it at such a crappy time video gamewise. The PS1 and N64 were pretty much dying and then the PS2 came out a year after dreamcast and just blew it out of the water. jet grind radio is still one of my favorite games.

sit*

by U-God on Dec 26, 2008 6:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The games were just really meh

It was one of the first systems to really promote the whole online gaming thing….but at a time when a lot of people were still running 56K it was kind of pointless.

Screw it, I’m going to play Virtuo Tennis today.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 26, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Is that dog on a platter?

If so, I’m going in for seconds!

;)

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 26, 2008 12:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I was

gonna do a SSS merry xmas picture using a nativity picture as a base having q! as baby jesus with ozzie and kenny as mary and joesph maybe burls and danks as shepherds and thome paulie and jd as the magi but i got bored and drunk.

jerry owens would have been the angel herald of baby q!’s birth.

orca and cowley would been background as animals.

how great would that have been. damn.

I am a twat.

How much is that Uribe in the window?

by thecip on Dec 26, 2008 12:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

and there's a star trek next gen marathon on sci fi

all over

How much is that Uribe in the window?

by thecip on Dec 26, 2008 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I would still like to see this, for when you sober up...

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Me too.

by palehose67 on Dec 26, 2008 10:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That is a cuuuute doggy, Cheat! Happy Holidays!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 8:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

phil rogers now writing for beyond the boxscore

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2008/12/26/702099/heath-phillips-f-x

by larry on Dec 26, 2008 11:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

in some respects, they're right.

he could be a useful pickup, especially as a guy who could end up leading the league in handsome.

by baby_jamie on Dec 26, 2008 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

we bounced heath phillips?

How can we let go of a big lefty from Indiana??? Who cares. Heath Phillips = why I am not a big fan of prospects.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

isn't that thinking kind of chicken-and-egg?

don’t all “proven” mlb players start out as prospects? you can’t sign diamond-in-the-rough FAs or waiver-wires all the damn time. prospects also serve as trading chits for “proven” guys, too.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I am a fan of fringe guys.

Who then turn into proven players, ala Q!.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

your definition of fringe is not my definition of fringe.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Q is not fringe.

He was a highly touted first round draft pick who got hurt.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 26, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"highly touted first round draft pick"

a “prospect”, even?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

then why don't you like phillips?

he’s the very definition of a fringe guy. the guy sucks. calling him a prospect gives prospects a bad name.

by larry on Dec 27, 2008 10:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Neifi Perez is why I'm not a fan of baseball

Britney Spears is why I’m not a fan of music
Jim Carey is why I’m not a fan of actors

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Dec 26, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you see that fangraphs post today about Neifi's 2002?

more than 3 wins below replacement!

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jim Carey is hilarious!

Blasphemy! Admittedly, any movie made after 2k has been horrible.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 26, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

with all due respectt

bruce almighty was the shit

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Dec 27, 2008 3:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it was ok...

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 28, 2008 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Seems the way things are playing out.....

there’s a real good chance some quality (veterans, not necessarily guys Sox would be interested in) bats available not only late March, but possibly later into the season. For instance I could see a Jim Edmonds signing with someone in June or July……

by stanchar on Dec 26, 2008 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Will They Fall For It Again?

http://smellslikemascot.blogspot.com/2008/12/will.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 1:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

carl rulz

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Obama to throw out first pitch at Sox opener; Cubs get Sarah Palin

http://www.sportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/12/obama-to-throw-out-first-pitch-at-sox-opener.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 1:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

W.O.W.

Just another reason to hate the Cubs.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

cough, cough...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ah. it's a joke. well, that's a relief. sorta...i was looking forward to hating the Cubs more, but i'm sure they'll give me other reasons in 2009...

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

what would be the reactions of the wrigley crowd were palin to show up there?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure many would be just fine with it. :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure many wouldn't even know who she is

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 26, 2008 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

They are usually too drunk to know there's a professional baseball game being played.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Dec 26, 2008 7:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"Hey duuuude brahh! It's Tina Fey!"

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i feel like "tiiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaa"

could be the new “daaaaaarrrylllll”

that would be pretty awesome if that cheer broke out every time palin appeared in public.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Santa decides Nets cheerleaders are nice

http://photos.nj.com/star-ledger/2008/12/santa_decides_nets_cheerleader.html

h/t http://deadspin.com/5116950/and-what-do-you-want-for-christmas-little-girl

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 1:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

who the hell is dashiell bennett?

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no fucking idea

tigers fan?

http://deadspin.com/people/Dashiell/

does it matter?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

writing for Deadspin's a pretty big deal.

i’m sure the guy has some other blog somewhere that’s well regarded…

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

regular writer for Deadspin

he’s pretty funny: http://deadspin.com/5118439/the-sad-state-of-the-double-entendre

by mjthor on Dec 26, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i really haven't been paying much attention to deadspin

i was all over it for a while, but i kind of built up a litany of complaints that weren’t going to be solved any time soon.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

links don't even open in a new window

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Dec 26, 2008 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's been all downhill since YWML

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I saw Carl Monday

doing one of his trademark ambush interviews of petty criminals on one of those clip shows yesterday, and I couldn’t stop laughing…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Dec 26, 2008 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Just saw Marley and Me

And cried. Holy shit. If you had a Dog that died, don’t see this movie. I haven’t cried in a movie since I was a kid and saw Homeward Bound.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 26, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

JCM24 = gay.

I said it. Yes, I did. Field of Dreams. The Natural. THOSE are OK to cry at if yoyu are a man. Old Yeller and Marley and Me – not OK.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 26, 2008 6:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But a dog is a man's best friend!!!! I would cry if I lost a diamond. ;)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Homeward Bound, not Old Yeller

And go see the movie, if you have ever had a dog in your childhood, you will cry. It didn’t help much that everyone around me was balling their eyes out, I had 3 simple tears.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 27, 2008 3:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

my uncles neighbor saw it and had a dog that died and his wife just had a miscarriage

which i believe also happened in the movie… not a fun time for them

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Dec 27, 2008 3:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, there was a miscarriage.

I could of cared less about the human loss in the movie, it was the dog that got me.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 27, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Cute Dog

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 5:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You are a twat.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You are a twat.

regards

fixed*

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 26, 2008 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no need to be so rude

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Can someone explain why replacement level and position adjustment

would be different from team to team within the AL?

see here

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'd love to answer your question Colin

but I’m very busy.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Vagina. Gash. Hole. Pussy.

You know who I’m talking to.

;)

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 26, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that's "busy" not "bushy" wu

i didn’t think dyslexia was communicable

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

fanny, morris, camels foot, liz, minge

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The outfield and foul territory dimensions would be my guess if they go by homefield.

I dont really know, just guessing.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 26, 2008 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that doesn't make sense, fwiw

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey I never said it was a good suggestion!

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 27, 2008 2:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

that link did not open in a new tab

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i forgot!

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

haha

you heard of that band Das Wanderlust? you’d like them

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hab' nichts

danke.

whada they play?

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

musical instruments

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 26, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no doug funnie covers from them then, i expect.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Killer Tofu!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Dec 26, 2008 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"banging on a trash can"

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 27, 2008 12:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It takes him a few times....he's only the "Associate Editor," remember....

And look at the company he’s in with that title – AEG (who???) and thecip, who is too drunk to provide us with pictures….ON CHRISTMAS nonetheless!

Anyway, I’d expect a few more tries outta Colin before you get that new window.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, it's got to become habit

and i couldn’t even remember my locker combo in high school.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It's all that dope you smoke.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

*glue i huff

middle school makes you do crazy things

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Colin, it was only a matter of time before someone told you, but you can't get high off of Elmer's!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

hsa, that was just to throw you off my tracks

i’ve been working with levi johnston’s mom since i was 8.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 6:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Nationals Book It After Foul Ball (from The Onion)

link heeeeere!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 6:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

The Pirates have promised to chip in $5, claiming that is all they have right now.

LOL!

ps. rec’d!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you just rec'd it cuz I know how to open link in new window.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it earned you brownie points!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the sox would put in a dollar, but they only have 50 cents

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Funny schtuff

by 815Sox on Dec 27, 2008 7:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hope this wasn't already posted...if it was....pretty funny, huh?

But here is the Tribe’s take on Sabathia’s new stripes.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 26, 2008 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

it's been sitting in the

SBN HOT STOVE feature in the sidebar for the past 2 weeks or so. those tears of infinite sadness are pretty delicious.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The Chicago Blackhawks Teach Us The True Meaning Of Hamburgers (A Radio Play)

http://deadspin.com/5118737/the-chicago-blackhawks-teach-us-the-true-meaning-of-hamburgers-a-radio-play

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Point of interest:

as far as I can tell, Tyler Flowers was second in the minor leagues in bb% at 19.2%.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

firstinning.com has three guys above 19.2%

but they also have Flowers at 18.9%

by 3E8 on Dec 26, 2008 8:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i was checking fangraphs

and using their defn. of qualification. either way, he’s got elite on base skills it would seem.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 9:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Randy Johnson is a Giant

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8992702/Big-Unit-agrees-to-one-year-deal-with-the-Giants

by CWSKeith on Dec 26, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Lincecum-Cain-Johnson-Sanchez

is a pretty damn good top 4. now if only they had any position players.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

surely you jest

they have The Legend!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 26, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

if only they had

The Actual

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 26, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

8 mil?

MLB.com’s Chris Haft heard from a baseball source that the deal guarantees the Big Unit $8MM in 2009 and includes performance bonuses that could reach $2.5MM and award bonuses that could reach another $2.5MM.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/giants-sign-ran.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 26, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs