Happy New Years!

Happy New Years!

about 3 years ago thecip 23 comments 0 recs |

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who is baby new year?

"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.

by e-gus on Dec 31, 2008 12:56 PM CST reply actions

Seconded.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 31, 2008 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

Dayan?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 31, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

best damn leadoff position player ever!

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 31, 2008 1:00 PM CST up reply actions

Dayan dayan dayan dayan dayan!

he spits hot fire.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 31, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions

I was waiting for someone to make that connection.

Easily his nickname of next season.

“HE SPITS HOT FIRE!”

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 31, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions

For those out of the know....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PS-rKxwCeE

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 31, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions

definitely agree.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 31, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions

Not my original idea, but...

Dayan Man…fighter of the Night Man, champion of the sun…

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Dec 31, 2008 6:37 PM CST up reply actions

i think you'd be better off fitting the syllables properly

Day-an! fighter of the Night Man!

i am in favor of this as well.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Dec 31, 2008 6:41 PM CST up reply actions

uh-aaaaaaaaaahh!!!

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Jan 2, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

the poor man's carlos gomez

jerry owens

http://www.daylife.com/photo/08lJfqr4yG6Gn

How much is that Uribe in the window?

by thecip on Dec 31, 2008 1:23 PM CST up reply actions

wow. sho nuf.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 31, 2008 1:24 PM CST up reply actions

You speak as a tool of the Devil.

We WILL get another CF. Mr. Baldelli, please pick up the courtesy phone.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 31, 2008 1:28 PM CST up reply actions

he's worth about 80 cents though.

will kenny have enough?

How much is that Uribe in the window?

by thecip on Dec 31, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions

i thought jerry owens...hmmm

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 31, 2008 1:06 PM CST reply actions

That's who he said would be his Christmas baby....but this feller looks too light-skinned to be Owens. And too tall.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 31, 2008 1:23 PM CST up reply actions

On the topic of bargain pitchers....

We might wanna look at Jason Jennings. I had him in mind some time ago, and today I read in Baseball Prospectus that he feels he is recovered from surgery on his elbow. He is a sinker baller supreme, as I remember, and could be what we’re loooking for in terms of style and price. I’d move on him.

by dantesox on Dec 31, 2008 3:42 PM CST reply actions

If we're going that route

Is Mark Mulder healthy?

by Grinder in Training on Dec 31, 2008 6:20 PM CST up reply actions

Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "

http://deadspin.com/5121873/charles-barkley-i-was-gonna-drive-around-the-corner-and-get-a-blow-job-

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 31, 2008 7:40 PM CST reply actions

The African-American Hugh Grant?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Dec 31, 2008 7:43 PM CST up reply actions

best bj he ever got.

lol.

I had a party a good ten maybe twelve years ago, and a friend of mine was telling a group of us about his best bj ever, when his girlfriend walked by, overheard enough to get the jist and was pissed off that he was seemingly sharing the details of their intimacy. He dismissed her saying,

“I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about the BEST blow job I ever got.”

Hes an ass, but that was frickin’ funny.

"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.

by e-gus on Jan 1, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions