Winter Meetings Day 1 Thread
I thought about writing an FJM style entry Saturday dissecting Phil Rogers' latest column on leadoff men, but decided I had better things to do with my Saturday night. I then ran across three more Chicago-based articles on Sunday which referenced Williams' conference call non-denial of a question regarding Jerry Owens. I had to post something.
But just as I was setting out to write a post titled "Leadoff Man Bukkake," the Jermaine Dye non-news broke, distracting me for a good 90 minutes. So, there will be no impotence or Viagra references in this post. Sorry.
I do have to ask why our local beat writers assume Jerry Owens is your 2009 CFer and defacto leadoff man while Chris Getz, who outperformed Owens on the same Charlotte squad, is in a competition for the second base job and penciled into the 9th spot on the extremely premature '09 White Sox lineup. What is it about Owens skills at age 28 that suggests he's any better than the discarded Willy Harris? Why does the local media think leadoff hitter is a position, and not simply the first man penciled into the lineup?
Anyway, the winter meetings start today in Vegas, and rumors are due to start tricking in any minute now, so use the comments to do what you do...
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What WTGTD writes
get’z set in stone.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
you on the ledge right now?
or are you 100% sure that dye isnt going anywhere?
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 9:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really on the ledge at all.
Wasn’t Torri Hunter and Miguel Cabrerra, white sox last year as well? Some hillrod from the Dayton trib killed any chance of this deal going down now.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Killed Dye being moved for Bailey or for anyone else?
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 9:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
For Bailey...
If you were the Red’s, would you make this trade?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 9:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They aren
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 9:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
**They aren't good enough
for Dye to be able to help them with anything besides maybe trading him for prospects at the deadline..
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 9:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So my membership is safe for now.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why trade him until some other chips fall?
His value may increase if a team loses out on a bat or 2 that they planned on signing/trading for.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why they think it is a "position"?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Everyone knows you need speed at the top of the order
Look at almost every World Series winner blah, blah, blah
by hitlesswonder on Dec 8, 2008 9:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well when Tex signs with the Yankees
and Kong is shipped to L.A. all this lead off talk will stop.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
who are we getting for p-kon?
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 9:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
do you have to ask?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yes
because this is like the brian roberts rumors in chicago…. our sportswriters have become obsessed wtih figgins and roberts, but theyre never going to happen.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 9:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we do have a surplus of middle infielders...
if the Oreiols were interested…
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 10:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I find it hard to believe
that all these players that we have acquired will still be here come feb 12th or whenever pitchers and catchers report.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ervin Santana… Figgins…
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
* Hunter
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
kotchman and garland
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
latest word is tex for paulie and owens
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i think it's because they are not smart.
because otherwise they would have figured this shit out already.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 9:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
is there any point in rec'ing front page posts?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 10:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
To boost Cheat's ego
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Dec 8, 2008 10:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i rec'd
can we make it green?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest flagging it
And turning it flaming red.
"It never is, because I'm the Shogun. And before you get to the Shogun, you gotta go through a lot of ninjas."
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
was Q acquired on the first day of winter meetings last year? or was it later than the first?
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 10:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
DUZ IT MATTERZ?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yes
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 12:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC
it got done right before the meetings wrapped up.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 1:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it was the first deal of the meetings
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WTF.
This Vegas, these guys won’t be doing business til 2 or 3 this afternoon.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on Dec 8, 2008 11:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
After a few trades are annulled
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Dec 8, 2008 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
because they won't be arriving until then...
Ken Williams expected into town the next few hours, and both he and manager Ozzie Guillen will meet with the media later today. 4 minutes ago
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lovely! it's been too long.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2008 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
plop plop!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I.E.
FAIL. What is that a picture of?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, WTGTD fail.
Works fine here.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 11:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I.E. FAIL
meaning Internet Explorer… I am used to my trusty mozilla.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you meant.
IE image works fine here.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would probably get fired
if it loaded. So thank god.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Completely suitable for work this time.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is why I usually post the dog hump/puke at night...
job security is already hard enough as it is!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
btw thank you for that article on closers.
I rec’d you for it.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. I saw that.
Where’s my prize?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You are looking at him.
unless JD gets traded.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
there's no way you're leaving SSS when JD gets traded.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 12:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I promised you all that he would not be traded.
Bet my membership on it. I couldn’t take that walk of shame.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 12:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat would crap his pants...
The threads would go from 100+ comments to 20. This place would turn into the D-Rays blog.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Old Chinese saying, WTGTD:
Put your hand in a moving stream, then remove it. The hole that is left is how indispensible you are. Or something like that.
(We are all dispensible. Anyone calling for Toonder’s return? I mean, really?)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and this place cycles through would be Cheat helpers like
you go through a bottle of wine.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 12:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*box for bottle
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as its not you and a bottle of Bourbon
:P
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yuck
drink a mans drink, mother’s milk, I mean Wolfshmidt Vodka! AKA wolfenshmuck.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not much of a hard alcohol guy (I love my beers)
Colin on the other hand had a great night on here after consuming what appeared to be quite a few drinks for him (so like 3)
by 815Sox on Dec 10, 2008 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I never got Toonder's departing message...
has anyone heard from ChicagoPete?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody did. It was whispered in the winds.
Or maybe that was the dog farting.
Either way….
Pete was last spotted (in my recollection) at the end of the season and in the short-lived post-season.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2008 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
With pete...
probably your dog passing gas.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well played
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Dec 8, 2008 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of questionable mediocre members of our team....
Look who is the proud new sponsor of our little Larry (Dewayne).
And for the record, I still love Willie.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2008 11:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
the ps?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is not very nice...
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
haha great
How much is that Uribe in the window?
by thecip on Dec 8, 2008 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
haha. that took me a second, but nicely done.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"The Grave Dancer" Sam Zell continues his tango with the Scrubs:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/28113659
Interesting last line in the article (re: Trib. possible bankruptcy) about trading with the Cubs. When is a contract not a contract?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
i somehow doubt that the chicago cubs would actually file a bankruptcy petition.
even if the tribune co. were to.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In what entity are the Cubs held?
But, yes, I agree with you. (And who am I to agrue – this is your baliwig.)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
some LLC
something like chicago cubs national league baseball club, llc
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well, they up and did it.
we’ll know shortly.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the cubs aren't one the the affiliated companies which filed today.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
somebody is holding some tribune long overnite!
this will not end well.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the trib did file chapter 11
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2008/12/tribune-files-for-bankruptcy.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tribune files for bankruptcy
Media conglomerate Tribune Co. has filed for bankruptcy protection, pressured by high debts.
The Chicago Tribune’s parent company was working with bankruptcy advisers at investment bank Lazard and law firm Sidley Austin to weigh financial options, sources told the Chicago Tribune for this morning’s paper.
Tribune Co. has been struggling under a $13 billion debt load since real estate magnate Sam Zell took the company private last December in an $8.2 billion leveraged buyout. The company faces a deadline today on $70 million of unsecured debt it took on before Zell’s deal.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 1:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
joe gordon elected to HOF; santo denied again
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
W . O . W .
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on Dec 8, 2008 12:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHA!
(I do feel bad for him, sort of.)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both legs is HOF-worthy,
sure.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:25 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
Very nice, Buckley. (Smirks to self.)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hard to feel sorry for him when doc said, "quit drinking or you'll lose yer legs".
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that is pretty sad.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2008 1:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no dick allen
bastasrds…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no jim kaat righteous anger?
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no dick allen level anger
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Woman arrested after ill-timed smoke break
Associated Press
12:02 AM CST, December 8, 2008
MUNCIE, Ind. – Police say a Muncie woman was arrested after asking a state trooper whether she could smoke — and then trying to light up a marijuana joint.
Thirty-two-year-old Honesty Knight was a passenger in a vehicle that Trooper Eric Perkins pulled over for a traffic violation early Friday. While the trooper was talking to the driver, Knight obtained the trooper’s permission to smoke.
Police say Perkins then asked to see the cigarette, which contained marijuana, not tobacco.
Knight faces a preliminary charge of possession of paraphernalia. She was released from jail on bond, but couldn’t be located for comment because no home telephone number was listed in her name.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
there's Muncie fer ya!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Try Indiana in general
I spent a year over there… never again
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sorry about your luck...
oh wait someone is going to get mad at me for making fun of people from Indiana who have never heard of hockey!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you guys
I live in Lake County, IN.
IN>IL
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that's not cool, man.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Viciedo update, etc.
By Mark Gonzales
LAS VEGAS — An announcement on the signing of 19-year-old third baseman Dayan Viciedo by the White Sox could come as soon as the end of the week.
Agent Jaime Torres comfirmed that the necessary paperwork was completed that would allow the Cuban to arrive in the United States.
Viciedo has drawn rave reviews from several major league scouts for his hitting, but Sox general manager Ken Williams revealed Viciedo was told to lose 10 pounds before the start of spring training.
Nevertheless, completing the paperwork will allow Viciedo to get acclimated to the United States.
Torres also reported that Sox shortstop Alexei Ramirez, the runnerup to Tampa Bay’s Evan Longoria in the 2009 American League rookie of the year ballotting, took only two weeks off before resuming workouts.
Recently signed pitcher John Van Benschoten is represented by agent Joe Bick, who represents since-departed Nick Swisher and Sox farm director Buddy Bell.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/12/viciedo-update.html
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks - I was wondering WTF was happening with this.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much on the ramirez path.
arrives one month after the deal is announced. they don’t just let anyone into this country. legally, of course.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked this part...
completing the paperwork will allow Viciedo to get acclimated to the United States.
Which to me reads that Viciedo needs to get used to doing a lot more paperwork in the US. Which is probably true: 401K distribution, timecards, insurance forms, the 3 things you fill out when you see a doctor that all ask what you are allergic to and which they don’t read, and so on……
by hitlesswonder on Dec 8, 2008 12:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do you have anything to declare?
And I think he’ll be contributing to his 401k – he’s a little young to be taking distributions, OPOS.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You think he has to fill out a time card?
by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2008 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
uh oh.
Patterson leaves Boras, hires new agents
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
Q. If the Detroit Lions go 0-16, will they qualify for a government bailout?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/othersports/390086_chad01.html
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 1:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tribune is verkacht.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Tribune-files-for-bankruptcy-apf-13773627.html
BWAHAHAHAHA!
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BTB
Quick UZR/PMR Comparison
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2008/12/8/684214/quick-uzr-pmr-comparison
Quick UZR/PMR Comparison
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2008/12/8/679648/introducing-justvorp
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So... as of right now.
are we the best team in the division? My answer is YES!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What happened to jack wilson?
ROFL at U-God’s post. Didn’t the Twins try this experiment last year?
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he's only going to cost the tigers $1M
and they don’t really need more offense, so it’s not a terrible signing for them
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
for sucktitude!
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's a great signing.
[again showing how defense is undervalued.] especially for the tigers, who were horseshit on defense last year.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria won a gold glove or 2 if I am not mistaken?
How did that work out for them? They still have Pena, and MCab in the infield. Not good. Polanco is decent but he is getting up there in age and size of head.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
renteria was also paid approx. nine times what everett is being paid.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what was Everett's injury last year
i honestly can’t remember
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no one named Pena plays for Detroit
and renteria’s defense has been down lately
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
right
- I mean Guillen
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
news to me
inge is a decent infielder.
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Inge will be at 3B
and he’s not awful defensively at third
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
if he's anywhere near the elite SS defender he's been in the past, he'll be well
worth a million dollars. and anytime you expect a low scoring game, the value of his defense goes up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the tigers are usually in low scoring games, too.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless they give him pogo sticks to stand on
he won’t be able to get to all those line drives hit over his head due to their shitty pitching staff.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
shitty defense contributes to shitty pitching staff
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
their pitching staff looked shitty in large part because of the even shittier defense behind them
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
a strong combination of both
in my estimation.
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so you agree tha they do need help at defense. and they just signed the guy
was the consensus best shortstop in baseball from 03-07 for a million dollars, less than a fourth of what Uribe got last year. what’s the problem?
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by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I never said he was the best SS
from 03-07.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+ he might be done :X
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he's signed for a million dollars. that's twice the league min.
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by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
not a bad signing. not a great signing.
The question is, does this make them any better? NO.
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
considering they had no SS for next season
i think it does
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would agree that it probably does not make them
better over 2008 . . . probably not any worse either.
by jc2313 on Dec 8, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
its a “meh” signing. AIR thier offense wasn’t lighting the league on fire either… (as i recall)
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say we had a better offense than them.
They did most of that damage when they were completely out of it.
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think it's a good idea to assume that would happen again automatically next year
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what have they done to make me believe otherwise?
Healthy Granderson back + Everett but minus Ivan. WHERE IS PHIL ROGERS WHEN YOU NEED HIM!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is it a done deal?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
press release around 1:30 this afternoon our time
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That makes Everett about a +1 to +1.5 win player. He got $1 million, which is what teams pay for bad utility players who belong in Triple-A. This is a pretty massive steal for the Tigers, and along with the Gerald Laird trade earlier today, they’ve added something like three wins to their roster in 12 hours and spent a grand total of about $4 million to do so.
Heck of a day for Dave Dombrowski.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/tigers-sign-adam-everett
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we shall see how this turns out...
a million dollars is a lot for a month or 2 of healthy everett. Laird is a good pick up though.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
$1M is a little less than 1% of their payroll
so really it’s not a lot
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well GREAT for the TIGERS
I might go trade in my sox gear for some tiger gear!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
does that mean you'll start posting at BYB?
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
if he's actually worth 1-1.5 wins
or, in other words, $5M-7.5M or so, then, no, $1M isn’t a lot. it’s actually spot on.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that why the stat called "error" is recorded?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh. good try. i imagine colin will take that bait, though.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ostensibly.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you don't really judge by errors do you?
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
o'cab does
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i'm pretty sure given the pitchers, weather, park factor and hitters
i could guess which would be more low scoring.
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by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dye-for-Bailey not dead yet?
I know GM Walt Jocketty has denied the rumors about the Reds sending young pitcher Homer Bailey to the White Sox for OF Jermaine Dye publicly, but don’t be shocked if Homer does get dealt at some point. Some folks have said there’s some truth to the Dye-for-Bailey rumor and here’s why: The Reds need a right-handed No. 3 hitter to put between the young guys (Votto and Bruce). Dye and Reds manager Dusty Baker know each other well and get along. The Reds are not sure Bailey will ever throw strikes consistently because of too much length in his arm action. That also might keep him from finding consistency with his breaking ball. Add into the mix that there’s pressure from Reds ownership on Jocketty to make something happen and it’s possible this isn’t done yet on the Reds end.
As for the White Sox, they have developed a bit of a track record in young arm “reclamation projects.” Gavin Floyd is the most obvious and recent example, a guy who struggled with his original organization (the Phillies), but clicked once he had a change of scenery. Bailey’s raw stuff is still outstanding and if another organization — White Sox or otherwise — feels they can help him harness it, it might be a worthwhile gamble.
— Jonathan Mayo
http://hotstove.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/12/dyeforbailey_not_dead_yet.html
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by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"The Reds are not sure Bailey will ever throw strikes consistently because of too much length in his arm action. That also might keep him from finding consistency with his breaking ball"
So why do we want this guy?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
from what very limited info i have, he changed something that was working in '07
pretty drastically in ’08
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by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
which means he is hurt...
or a “coop project”. Great.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we would have 6 years to work with.
and we need to get 1 year’s worth of the 2-3WAR JD would have been. and at a fraction of the cost.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
id love it.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
plus the coop projects have been working pretty dece as of late
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cooper
I tried using Jim’s excellent search link (google), but couldn’t find it myself. Anyone have a link to pitching coach salaries? Seems we rely pretty heavily on the guy to develop these projects, I just was wondering how his salary compares.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I understand the contractual side but,
does it have to be this guy? IIRC he was one of their highest touted prospects going into last year correct? I am just fearful that he is injured and turns into 6 years of Mark Prior.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
six years of mark prior would be really good for one year of jermaine dye.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
as opposed to whom?
scarcity is a property of this market, sir.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we should get Neftali Feliz for Dye
straight up
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
does anybody know jon daniels' cell?
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by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ian kinsler... I like :)
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is exactly the kind of guy you want
for Dye . . . if you are going the prospect/rebuilding route. Not sure what else you could ask for actually.
by jc2313 on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
not if he has a torn labrum.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Using the assumption that the Sox will have no medical
background/information on him before completing the trade . . . it still very well could work out as he would have 5 years left and if he returned to ‘pre-injury’ form . . . that could be 4 or 5 good years. However, the assumption used in this circumstance makes little sense.
by jc2313 on Dec 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well teams have snuck injuries past other teams in the past. ALA Sirotka, Garcia, etc...
I would make sure we aren’t trading for damaged goods. Although if he needs surgery he would probably be useful for roughly 4 years.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hope you're in the burbs, WTGTD.
Mostly sub 4 story buildings. Might break a leg. Don’t dive.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on Dec 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
only tall building in Plainfield
lacks roof access
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and is overly rusty...
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why do you have a picture of that god forsaken eyesore?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why does anyone have a picture of this building???
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FU
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's one of the town's only landmarks
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the KKK was?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
considering that's not a building
doesn’t really count. also the fact that that was a long ass time ago factors in too.
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
isn't that the building where they hold their rallies?
cause it’s white.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's an abandoned grain elevator 1 mile away from downtown
so no
sit*
by U-God on Dec 8, 2008 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
calm down colin...
Im from the Brook son! Pfield is just where I lay my head, not my pride.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how do you like the new common cd?
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
cd? what kind of interest rate are you getting on that?
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
6% annual
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
M's signed Shelton
10:39 a.m.: The Mariners have signed first baseman Chris Shelton to a minor league deal. This is one of those low-risk, potentially high upside moves. Shelton posted a slugging percentage of .510 and .466 with the Detroit Tigers in 2005 and 2006 with Detroit over 388 and 373 at-bats respectively. He posted an .801 on-base-plus slugging percentage (OPS) with Class AAA Toledo after that, then a .979 OPS in 256 at-bats in AAA last season. Shelton also had 97 ABs with Texas last season, posting a not-so-good .663 OPS. But that’s a limited sampling.
Shelton’s minor league totals scream of potential upside, including a career .401 on-base percentage. The trouble he’s had is adjusting to major league pitching and converting those stats into meaningful major league totals. He got off to a great start with Detroit in 2006, but the “once around” syndrome appears to have caught up to him. We’ll see what the m’s think. Obviously, they suspect there might be a chance he’ll turn things around. Shelton should get a shot at the first base or DH job, despite being a righthanded bat. This team needs power and Shelton is a source of power when he’s on. Nothing wrong with creating a little competition. Or providing a platoon partner at first base with Russell Branyan, as some of you have mentioned.
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mariners/2008/12/08/let_the_dealing_begin.html
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by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the mariners just got a whole lot uglier

his head is like sputnik!
How much is that Uribe in the window?
by thecip on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
babe
Way to go danks
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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
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goldstein
Q: Kevin, in regard to the Rangers being unable to produce good Major League pitchers, do you think that it would be a good idea for the organization to start teaching a featured pitch (such as the White Sox do with the cutter, thus making John Danks the pitcher he is today)? It would seem that if we told all of our young pitchers that they were going to develop a reliable change-up, it would improve their chances of reaching the majors and being successful. Not to mention that throwing the change-up instead of the slider would put a lot less strain on their arms. Do you know if the Rangers are currently doing this or have any plans to?
- Jeromy
Goldstein: You can’t have a feature pitch because there is no one pitch that every player can throw. When you get a young kid, you get them to focus on a single breaking ball; you have them throw a curveball or a slider instead of throwing both. That way, they can focus on one and make it a really good pitch. They don’t make that decision by flipping a coin. You look at the kid and you look at his mechanics and his arm action and where his release point is, and based on those factors you can say that he would be better throwing a curveball, or he would be better off throwing a slider. If you make your organizational pitch a slider, well, there are plenty of kids that shouldn’t be throwing a slider because they just can’t throw a slider. This goes back to the cookie-cutter mentality. I think that is one thing that the Rangers don’t do. Every player they have is treated differently based on that player — based on ability and make-up.
http://mvn.com/baseballtimeinarlington/2008/12/kevin-goldstein-qa-part-ii.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
good answer.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd argue that the Jays with the cutter are a more appropriate example
Who’s thrown a cutter on the Sox since ‘00? Buerhle, Loaiza and Danks. That’s about it. Granted Coop gets some credit for all of them, but I’d hardly call it an organizational thing.
The Jays had more guys in their rotation this year throwing a cutter than the Sox have had this decade.
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by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
to expand, as goldstein sort of mentions, danks was the type of pitcher who would benefit (and obviously has benefitted) from the cutter.
you can’t just say, as the joke on here seems to be, teach whomever a cut fastball and it will work.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i'll teach you a cutter!
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
kenny turns 1 dollar to 20
A deft magician entertains some new acquaintances with card and other sleight-of-hand tricks by the front desk. The engaging young man is Jason Latimer, a renowned illusionist who happens to be represented by agent Dennis Gilbert.
Gilbert, a top players’ agent in a former life, now is a member of the Chicago White Sox front office as a special assistant to chairman Jerry Reinsdorf.
Gilbert’s dual-capacity appearance here, of course, ideally captures the transcendental nature of these Meetings, which could benefit greatly from Latimer’s influence.
Not so much because of Latimer’s ability to turn one-dollar bills into 20s … although that would certainly be a welcome way to stretch budgets.
But because of the teaser printed on his business card: “Impossible Is Merely An Opinion.”
A valuable mantra for baseball’s architects to chant for the next few days.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081208&content_id=3705913&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp
expect him to go after cc and tex now!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
kenny's vast network of bothan spies grows by the day!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we need a wookie DH
How much is that Uribe in the window?
by thecip on Dec 8, 2008 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we use magic to give ourselves an edge over the rest of baseball..?
WHY HAVEN’T WE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE NOW
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Teams inquire on d. cabrera
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/12/teams-intereste.html
could we be in on this?
"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM
by Illini0509 on Dec 8, 2008 3:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hawk drools over this guy,
so yeah he is probably on Kenny’s 3 year board.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes... but
the price will be higher than MLBTR is speculating — Cabrera can still be traded after he is tendered a contract offer, and the Orioles aren’t going to want to lose him for nothing.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2008 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Roberts and DCab for
Thome and Getz! KW I can play fantasy baseball with the best of em!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+ nick marquez
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you really have trouble with names, huh.
a-rod is a traitor.
by larry on Dec 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
harry you know I am terrible with names.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and jeff swisher.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2008 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that name has a ring to it...
Rec!
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
viciedo
Torres again insisted that if Viciedo does not make the club out of spring training, expect a call-up before the All-Star Game because "this kid is something special.’
http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2008/12/winter_meeting_day_1_news.html
Viciedo is a longshot to make the opening day roster, but his hitting ability could force the issue if Josh Fields doesn’t perform to the Sox’s standards.
Several scouts believe Viciedo is likely to end up at first base, but Paul Konerko currently occupies that position and Jim Thome is under contract as the designated hitter for 2009.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/12/guillen-viciedo.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 5:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Newsflash!
Dayan Viciedo’s agent says that Dayan Viciedo is good! Also, sun rose in east today.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Dec 8, 2008 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What does he have to gain right now.
We already signed him.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You've never heard of "reloading" the sale?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 7:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
probably because it doesn't mean anything
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It means once you have sold your client
you go back for more, while they are in a buying mood. Perhaps DV has a younger brother – like the Danks clan…?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dying to hear about Dye
By Hal McCoy | Monday, December 8, 2008, 04:23 PM
So far, on this chilly Monday afternoon in Dayton, there has been no confirmation or announcement on the trade of pitcher Homer Bailey to the Chicago White Sox (with a couple of minor-leaguers tossed in) for outfielder Jermaine Dye.
…
Let’s hope there hasn’t been a snag in the deal. My source, reliable and an insider with the White Sox, says there is a deal in place. Or was.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 5:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This guy is believing his own BULLSHIT!
HAHA.
Way to go danks
bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 8, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Derrick Rose injured. You gotta hear how.
Derrick Rose wore a large gauze bandage on his left forearm and a
sheepish smile on his face.
Rose missed Monday’s practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a
gash suffered when he said he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple
in bed.
“It was a silly incident,” Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I
laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of
water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced
my arm.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/fullcourtpress/2008/12/rose-injured.html
http://deadspin.com/5104510/derrick-rose-injured-in-freak-apple-peeling-incident
phew…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 6:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i had a dream today during a nap
and derrick rose broke his ankle…. i woke up so scared and was so relieved when i realized it was a dream…
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck off for that headline, wiz. that would literally ruin basketball for the winter.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
don't shoot the messenger!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Dec 9, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty on JD
“That was a couple of weeks that they talked,” Baker said. "I thought those talks were kind of off because of economics and because everybody wants your young players, which we’re trying to groom and keep.
"Were we interested in Jermaine Dye? Most definitely. It’s just a matter of how much it’s going to cost the team. The economics ‑‑ whether you want to face it or not, economics is a big issue, and not only in baseball, but in the world.
“And he’s just not Patterson-y enough, you know what I mean?”
http://hotstove.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/12/dusty_on_dye.html
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by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2008 6:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"whether you want to face it or not, economics is a big issue, and not only in baseball, but in the world."
that is such a great fucking quote. dusty baker has gotta be one of the 5 dumbest men in baseball. i mean, that guy is a fucking idiot.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, without clicking the article
I am really assuming/hoping you made up that last sentence.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love
Having some lady hit your car on the way home… drivers side none the less. Could have been way worse
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Were you in it at the time?
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yup
its icy as hell in Rockford… she slid right into me…
perfect capper to my day which included one of my foster parents running off into hiding with her 4 grandchildren who are in foster care.. (I am a Social Worker just so people do not misunderstand what I am saying)
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have family in Rockford, wonder if it was them
Was it a mini-van?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
nope
a 92 Camry.. into my brand new 2009 Dodge Caliber
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Its all good
shit happens, I was calm about it. She seems legit… just an older lady. The damage is not too bad, I also mentioned that I used to work at the DMV and would be able to look up her information if there was any problems.
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 8:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Calibers are badass
Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.
by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if you like cock!
Swish!
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Dec 8, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ba Dum Chish
I really like the car… it was pretty cheap. Plus its made 20 minutes away from my house
by 815Sox on Dec 9, 2008 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember your gig - you and dantesox are saving the goddamn world.
Been there. (Never had Obama’s help, though, so I may have to give it another shot…)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ehh its a job
Not trying to save the world, you will become jaded really quickly if you go into the field with that attitude..
but what other job will allow you to witness a schizophrenic lady scream “MY KIDS ARE DYING” within 2 minutes of being in a courtroom? Especially one that is in regards to her parenting ability? The best part about it is considering you saw this lady through a bucket of spaghetti all over the room 3 weeks earlier..
Needless to say I will not be doing this for the rest of my life..
by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow - do you know my mother? Or my sister?
:)
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2008 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no, he sends the car home first. then he follows it. makes it easier.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Might've been running an errand in a store and parked it, DB.
Go back to your “cutting”, knucklehead. I wipe myself with your T-shirt.
i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.
by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 8:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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