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So far, on this chilly Monday afternoon in Dayton, there has been no confirmation or announcement on the trade of pitcher Homer Bailey to the Chicago White Sox (with a couple of minor-leaguers tossed in) for outfielder Jermaine Dye.

As many of you might suspect - because there is no LAS VEGAS dateline on my newspaper stories, I am NOT at the winter meetings. The economy being what it is, it just made little sense for the paper to send me to the meetings for four or five days when news out the winter meetings is so scarce.

Let’s hope there hasn’t been a snag in the deal. My source, reliable and an insider with the White Sox, says there is a deal in place. Or was.

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his source was hawk

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 8, 2008 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dewayne Wise

he’s from that area, I believe

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2008 7:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so one of the apparently last bastions of good sports journalism

has an in with the Sox?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

agreed

too big of a payroll increase

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 9, 2008 9:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AL Central Win Accounting

g-doc here

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

well it's fairly preliminary.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 8:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the idea was just to get them in place so i can plug and chug later

also: remember that those are all calculated assuming everyone gets 600 PA. for certain cases, this is a very bad assumption. i don’t really like the pitcher win accounting that much yet…part of that is the fact i only have marcel and bill james. those guys are fine in aggregate for veteran batters, but there just aren’t that many veteran pitchers in the same way. and then relievers? 60 IP? loooots of variance. to illustrate, the Sox normally get a ton more out of the their top 5 than the rest of the league and so just being average takes them a longer way than more injury prone staffs.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 8:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

link the terms on the column titles to definitions?

so if someone needs one, he can get it with a click

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 8:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i can't figure out how to make links in the gdoc spreadsheet

Tango teaches WAR calculation is probably/maybe sufficient for the whole thing though.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I still believe that it will happen.

Bailey and 2 prospects? Kenny should pull the trigger.

Although I don’t understand why he supposedly turned down Sonnanstine from Tampa. He’s better than Vazquez right now. I’d ask for Balfour,too. Make him the closer and trade Jenks.

by NLaloosh on Dec 8, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

whoa, whoa, whoa....

When did he turn down Sonnanstine? Link? I’ve been at class all day so I’m a little behind on all these rumors…

Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.

by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THE FIRST TEAM
The Chicago White Sox are on the verge of becoming the coolest team in the game.

President-elect Barack Obama wears a White Sox cap everywhere, and he is not a fair-weather, photo-op fan. At the same time, Kenny Williams defends his title as most proactive general manager in the game.

In trying to keep his team young, Williams has traded two veterans — outfielder-first baseman Nick Swisher and righthander Javier Vazquez — for prospects and payroll flexibility. Do not be surprised if Williams also trades outfielder Jermaine Dye.

Losers in the Ramirez and Teixeira sweepstakes would have to turn their attention to Dye, who has averaged 34 homers and 95 RBIs in the last four seasons. The White Sox would move quickly if they could get a center fielder-leadoff hitter for Dye. Williams could use Dye’s salary of $11.5 million for 2009 on free agents who fall through the cracks.

What happens in Vegas will be felt throughout the game.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=494898

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 8:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

My opinion is we firesale now,

Kenny has an Insider in Obama who knows how to “Coop” our economy, so we’ll have loads of cash to spend once the economy is fixed and we buy the Angels orginazation so we can finally get this Figgins-Konerko deal done…anyone with me on this one…?

Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.

by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

K thanks

So does 0.0 mean average?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So Josh Fields sitting at -.3

Was only basically average at 3B?

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 8:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nvm

That was in 2008, not 2007.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 8:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chone's projections

here

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 8, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Will Carroll would like to remind you that he has fucked Jen Sterger
You can’t always whip it out in Vegas.

My iPhone, I mean. Sometimes I won’t be able to take pictures, but where I can, I will. There’s more players here this year – wonder why? – and it’s a more charged atmosphere. Follow the fun of my photoblogging here, at Flickr.

Otherwise, we presented the Dick Martin Award to Brad Henderson and the rest of the Pirates staff. More on this in another post, once we get the pictures.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1120

The blockquoted link, of course redirects to his flickr account where you can find numerous photos of Sterger… I’m sure the one of her in front of wrigley is in there somehwere.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is that the slutty FSU cowgirl?

I remember those pics… can’t say I was focusing on her face as much

by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What an Ugly, Ugly

incredibly ugly and disgusting, almost puke looking, dog gagging, finger down my throat, sick to my stomach….hat.

Cr*pping my pants looked better.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 7:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and apparently poor

by the looks of his home (if that is in fact his home)

"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM

by Illini0509 on Dec 8, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Come on!

Will Carroll did not close that.

by VictorB on Dec 8, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hoodie is doing a good job
Finally, Maddon talked a little about his honeymoon to Europe, mentioning that he was noticed a few times and only saw one (one!) Rays fan while he was overseas. Curiously, he said there was a lot of White Sox merchandise in England — something that seemed odd until another reporter pointed out that the South Siders are the favorite team of one Barack Obama.

I can’t say for certain that’s the reason there’s apparently so much White Sox merchandise abroad, but it certainly makes a lot of sense.

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/12/08/notes-from-sin-city-joe-maddon-dishes-on-rays/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think its Obama

When I lived over there I’d say that the White Sox probably came in 3rd (behind the Yankees and Red Sox) when it came to apparel, and I was over there when Obama first announced his Presidential candidacy. I think we have Dre to thank more for that then Obama.

Tons of Bulls stuff over there too…

or maybe it is just hoodie

by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was in Ireland and England in '03

And I recall mainly just Yankees, Yankees, Yankees.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

when i lived in berlin '05-'06

99% of caps i saw were yankees caps, as all the kids were enamored with anything NY hip-hop related. their clothing, their graffiti style, everything. nothing’s more hilarious than a blonde/blue-eyed kraut rocking head-to-toe fubu.

if i saw anything else, the cap wearer didn’t know what it was they were wearing (if european) or was an expat.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Nazi's woulda looked hilarious if they all wore Yankees caps

Thank you,
these bumblefucks think the Sox are going to trade Dye. I said I would cancel my membership on here in martyrdom of Dye being traded.

by Jbasic89 on Dec 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They already do.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 2:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nothing to do with Obama

I never see any Sox caps, apart from the one I wear. I see hundreds of people wearing Yankees caps, lots of women too. I’d say %99 of them don’t have the slightest interest in MLB.
Maybe it’s different in London (I’m guessing that’s where he went) they have a big MLB store there so the stuff is easier to get hold of, but I haven’t been down lately so I wouldn’t know.
A few people have asked me what the cap is mind since they have seen Obama in the papers wearing one.

regards

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 5:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rofl

stop with the regards!

regards

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Williams shoots down Dye trade, for now, etc.
By Mark Gonzales, 7:53 p.m.

LAS VEGAS—"No we haven’t traded Jermaine Dye to the Cincinnati Reds or anywhere else," White Sox general manager Ken Williams told Chicago media members Monday night.

Williams said he spoke twice with Dye recently to reiterate that he hadn’t been traded but confirm that there was plenty of interest from teams, including the Reds.

“We’ll just have to wait and see, and this goes into regards to everyone on our roster,” Williams said. “We’ll just have to wait and see what the week brings us.”

Williams added that recently acquired catcher Tyler Flowers has the ability to hit on the major league level now. Flowers is likely to start the season at Double-A Birmingham.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/12/williams-shoots.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hopefully not in the same way

Boone Logan was ready for the majors.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2008 10:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dye on hold
By Hal McCoy | Monday, December 8, 2008, 08:20 PM

While the Cincinnati Reds and Chicago White have had discussions about outfielder Jermaine Dye and pitcher Homer Bailey, Reds general manager Walt Jocketty said there have not been recent discussions.

A soure close to the White Sox told The Dayton Daily News Sunday that a deal was imminent and could be announced at baseball’s annual winter meetings this week in Las Vegas.

"We’re not close to a deal and while we have talked to the White Sox, there hasn’t been anything this month."

The Reds are seeking a righthanded power-hitting outfielder and Dye hit 34 homers last year. He will make $11 million in 2008 with a $12 million mutual option in 2009 – seemingly an affordable price tag with Adam Dunn and Ken Griffey Jr. off the roster.

So, the Reds and White Sox could announce a deal this week, re-visit it after the meetings or not make the trade at all.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/o/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2008/12/08/dye_on_hold_freel_on_the_block.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Trade = Sentence

I need to stop doing heroin

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 10:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you aren't serious

don’t be a quitter. heroin is much better than crack, imho, so I say shoot for the stars.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 12:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

iseewhatyoudidthere.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 7:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you smoke weed, you might as well do coke, if you do coke you might as well do crack. If you do crack you might as well snort heroin, if you snort heroin you might as well shoot it.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Manager [Dusty] confirms Dye talks, notes economics as barrier
Economics played a part in the Reds’ trade talks cooling with the White Sox over Jermaine Dye, Reds manager Dusty Baker confirmed on Monday.

During a session with reporters at the Winter Meetings, Baker said talks haven’t been held with Chicago for a couple of weeks.

“You guys were late on that one,” Baker told reporters. “That was a couple weeks ago there was talk. I thought that those talks were kind of off because of the economics and because everybody wants young players, which we are trying to groom to keep.”

The Reds shot down a rumor on Sunday that they would send 22-year-old pitcher Homer Bailey to the White Sox in exchange for Dye.

Finding a right-handed hitter, preferably a corner outfielder, is a primary concern for the Reds this offseason. Dye batted .292 with 34 home runs, 96 RBIs and a .344 on-base percentage last season.

The 35-year-old Dye will make $11.5 million in 2009 and has a $12 million mutual option for 2010.

“Were we interested in Jermaine Dye? Most definitely,” Baker said. “It’s just a matter of how much it’s going to cost the team. The economics, whether you want to face it or not, is a big issue, and not only in baseball, but in the world. Right now we are in an economic crisis.”

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20081208&content_id=3706805&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/12/dusty-on-reds-n.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

more kenny
Over on the Sox beat, Kenny said he’s talked with right fielder Jermaine Dye a couple times in the last few days out of respect to Dye and to dispel the rumors of Dye being traded to the Reds. It’s still possible the Sox will trade Dye, but Kenny was quick to shoot down the Dye-to-the-Reds rumors.

If Dye goes, Kenny seems to think Carlos Quentin possibly could move from left to right. "There’s no doubt that Carlos’ most natural position is right field," Kenny said. "He plays a good right field. We were not displeased with the way he played left field. He played a good left field."

On other topics: "We like what we have in Jerry Owens. Jerry Owens was acquired to be Scott Podsednik’s replacement. He’s that type of player. Brian Anderson was signed, was drafted, to be an impact type player. We have to find out about these guys, find out who they are and what they are. If you put yourself in a position of payroll flexibility, contract flexibility, then you can have it both ways. You can find out about them. At the same time, you can maybe correct a situation if it doesn’t go as planned and then go out and make a deal to reinforce yourself if it doesn’t work out."

Kenny added that Dewayne Wise would be "in the mix" for the outfield.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1080

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

part of the plan
General manager Ken Williams insisted his latest transactions have meshed with his plan that started three years ago to keep the White Sox’s organization stocked with young talent and not get stuck with washed-up veterans.

“If there’s anything I can impart to everyone, it’s that this is not a change in direction,” Williams said. “This is not a change n philosophy. We started this three years ago, after we won the World Series.”

Williams traded popular center fielder Aaron Rowand after the 2005 World Series, then dealt starting pitchers Freddy Garcia and Jon Garland in successive years before moving Javier Vazquez to Atlanta last week. Williams also is contemplating trading right fielder Jermaine Dye.

“One of my biggest worries over the years is to get an aged club to the point where they are ineffective, and then you have no value in order to get more players and continue the team rolling on,” Williams said. "If you get to that point and have done nothing, you’ve done nothyig with your drafting and done nothing to trade those particular players at a point in time where you can maximize their value, if you’ve done none of those things, you are going to be a club that suffers for a long time, and once you start suffering for a long time, it’s a deep hole to dig out of.

“So, this is necessary.”

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/12/status-quo-not.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Dec 8, 2008 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wiz

on a tear tonight

FifthFeather.com

by El Duque's Raft on Dec 8, 2008 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Making up for those months of sandy vag.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 8, 2008 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I struggled to keep the vomit down.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 8, 2008 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you live in a bed of lies

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 9, 2008 12:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and vomit.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Dec 9, 2008 1:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would not mind Q-uperman in RF

He showed us his arm when he gunned down Renteria (I think) from LF to 1B on the fly.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 8, 2008 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I remember being at a very Cubs friendly bar

and having my cubs fan friends talking about how awesome it was… it only got better from there

by 815Sox on Dec 8, 2008 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

true

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how do you know if you can only get gamecast in the UK?

or do you stream the games?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that must suck, not to be able to watch the sox in HD

sorry bout your luck bloat.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not that bothered about HD to be honest

having a 42 inch plasma screen in HD doesn’t make the shit programmes they put on any better.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 7:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if the signal coming in is in HD

then it should be close to blue ray quality. If I am not mistaken, my comcast feed for hd would be the same as blue ray.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the highest-level feeds aren't that bad, to be honest

most of the sox games are streamed widescreen, and they don’t look bad at all on my 720p projector.

unfortunately, i have to pro logic ii the stereo coming in rather than native 5.1, but oh well.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and i doubt comcast is broadcasting anything in 1080p (what you're calling 'blu-ray quality)

1080i maybe

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 9, 2008 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

er, bloat?

would you happen to mean bloke?

or is this some new slang i’m not privy to?

by jeeves on Dec 9, 2008 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bloke... yeah you are probably right.

If I lived in Peoria I would have known.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

You only get so many opportunities to gun someone down when your playing left field. The fact remains, he clearly has an arm, even if he didn’t get to use it.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 8:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I’m all for Anderson starting if we add a left fielder who can hit. Owens of course would be miserable, but the more I think about it I guess I could see it.
If we don’t fill the other holes on this roster, no reason to fill Owens spot. Would just be a waste of resources during a rebuilding year. I imagine, if he finds a solid LF, and another SP, then he looks at Owens replacement, if not, no reason to upgrade from 75 wins to 80 wins.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 8:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We won 89 last year?

75? Christ, I’m a pessimist, but you win the crown.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 8:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that’s a bit low, but my point was not no difference between losing out on the playoffs by 5 games or 10.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 10:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You missed one, Wiz...

Some interesting quotes re: Dye. The way I’m reading those quotes is that Dye is still very much on the table, with still a decent chance of him landing in Cincy. The more I think about it, the more I think it would be a really nice deal to get another young addition for Dye (even if it’s a question mark like Bailey) while using that available cash to go and find a LFer on the market.

by CWSKeith on Dec 8, 2008 11:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

manny?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two year deal?

We apparently have the money now, and would fit well with the timeline, sure doesn’t seem to mold with the rest of what we are doing, but would be fun to watch him hit at the cell.
Q, Manny, Thome in 2009? That’s not really fair.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 8:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

isn't he "boys" with Ozzie as well?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

re: manny

manny wouldnt accept a two year 50ish mil dollar deal from the dodgers, why would he accept one from us for less money?

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 9, 2008 9:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Give him 2 years with an option or 3 years.

I saw no signs of his bat slowing down. His brain yes. His bat no.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

plus if there is anyway to trade Thome

we could move Manny to DH. Less wear n tear on those bad knees.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thome is only here for one more year so that’s not really too important.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 10:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If jermaine should not remain
Is something KW only knows,
We’d lose a sweet swinger with
A World Series ring-er, but that’s the way it goes

It’s Bobby I’d pine over, not a BA or a Crede
Beckham’s too green, and Getz is a Jew,
Not that it matters, I don’t mean to be flip-per
But lets play a guy who won’t take off on Yom Kippur

by RoyEgan on Dec 8, 2008 11:57 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Medical Grade

Really brings it out of you doesn’t it?

by 815Sox on Dec 9, 2008 12:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like that should be the new slogan

Cheat make this happen

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Dec 9, 2008 12:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes and yes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Dec 9, 2008 12:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Too much time in Hollywood, Roy.

I’d have taken Koufax.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 7:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rec

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In other news

CC wants to be a dodger according to espn (grain of salt)

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3755609

by 815Sox on Dec 9, 2008 12:21 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

might not be SFW

perhaps worth the risk

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/

"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM

by Illini0509 on Dec 9, 2008 12:47 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Andy Sanberg has been the best part of SNL for last few years.

The show as a whole has really been good the last 3-4 seasons. Nice change of pace from when it was hardly funny a few years ago.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 9, 2008 12:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

have you seen Clone High?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 10:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the best show no one ever watched ever

i’ll sleep when i die.

you’ll die if you don’t sleep!

by baby_jamie on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Makeover!

someone needs to get the word out, damnit.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Forte is prety good but hes no Sandberg.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 9, 2008 11:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually think Bill Hader is the best

And that one lady who did the Suze Orman impression…she’s good. Hader has really good impressions, but SNL just makes too many skits that aren’t relevant, or reference stuff that was like 50 years ago.

What do you see in a 14 ppg with no jumper that makes one think he will be better than a 26ppg\ 12rpg guy? Is there some kind of magic formula that tells you 14 > 26??
by Dabullsfan on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 AM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"The show as a whole has really been good the last 3-4 seasons"

Remind me to never heed your advice on comedy. SNL may be the worst show on TV right now, Sanberg has had 1 funny skit in his whole career per www.comedian-reference.com .

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never seen it, nor care to watch it.

I saw that little rap that everyone thought was funny, I myself was not amused. D—K in a box? Like the ESPN skit goes, C’MON MAN!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the worst show on TV, though???

Have you watched Two and a Half Men? What about MTV’s “Laguna Beach” melange? I haven’t given very much thought to this, but I can’t imagine SNL, even in a down period, is even in the running.

by baby_jamie on Dec 9, 2008 10:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or d in a b?

"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM

by Illini0509 on Dec 9, 2008 10:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sanberg MAKES SNL

I usually only watch the show for the host and for Andy Samberg. That guy will go down as an SNL legend.

Try looking up a few Digital Shorts. The latest one “Jizz in my pants” is hilarious.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Dec 9, 2008 11:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or just click the link i provided

"KenWO
no point in arguing with people who are blinded from reality..."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 29, 2008 6:49 PM

by Illini0509 on Dec 9, 2008 8:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hilarious

and well done for followin the new rule

sit*

by U-God on Dec 9, 2008 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

new rule?

the link was freaking hilarious, btw.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Um, I think I missed it

cause I have no idea to what you are referring.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not Suitable for WU.

(No, really, not suitable for work.)

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gotcha

I think it’s a good rule. There have been a few pics of titties that have been embedded that I wish the poster had simply provided a link with an adequate warning.

And I can see how that would be a problem for you in the event that it was your once a month cialis day. You don’t want to waste that precious ammo on frivolous internet pics!

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

once a month cialis day

you only get it once a month?

Or is it because of the economy and you are cutting back?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WU has stated in the past that he and his wife have a schedule

which I like to “poke” fun at from time to time.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I am her monthly "friend".

This weekend the price for sex was getting her in a photo-op with Kelly Ripa and high-fiving Billy Ray C. whilst being a part of the Christmas special taping on ABC (everyone watch!).

I may have to rob a bank next time.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

jesus christ WU!

I hope she looks like Petra Nemcova.

Kelly Ripa and Billy Ray Cyrus in the same room? You didn’t go blind and were able to have sex afterwards?? You’re a good man.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

new rule?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sweaty Freddy may be on his way back...

heard it on the score this morning. Sox also interested in bringing back Garland. Ozzie said he would have no problems with that.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 7:29 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

don't tease me with thoughts of Carl.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Dec 9, 2008 8:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Garland makes some sense.

Eats a lot of innings.. reasonable price, right handed.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2008 8:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Ozzie having "no problem" with signing Garland

was in reference to the question if he left on good terms or not.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nor, would I mind getting Gar back.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's a know quantity - and will eat innings

Don't look back because we are going forward!

by Brush Back on Dec 9, 2008 8:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know why Paul Sullivan hates Garland?

I remember watching CTL and Sully went on a rant about how immature he is and he will for sure be traded (when he was with the sox). Paul was a year off but eventually was traded. Did it have anything to do with white sox players swearing in a resturant?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not him being traded but Paul's rant...

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but he was only a .500 pitcher with no balls.

Who wants that?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Dec 9, 2008 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WTF is going down in your state?

Breaking News >> Federal Agents Take Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Into Custody

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 8:32 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

One out.

One in.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 8:32 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL. Really, one of your best.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 8:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If Bush lets Ryan ou with Blagojevich getting indicted (?),

just an absolute fucking disgrace.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 8:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Talking reckless over the phone while you're being probed?

C’MON MAN!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 8:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

see?

this shows that he should have just appointed himself instead of “conducting a search”.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 9:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gee, and the Machine is dead?

Wait until it becomes national. (Oh, with Clinton as S of S it’s already started…)

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 9:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not really.

That’s all they talk about up here.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 8:37 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

To WU.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 8:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

for Patrick Fitzgerald.

Obama will promote him and the problem will go away.

Back to business as usual.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 9:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

"Obama will promote him and the problem will go away."

Too many open/ongoing investigations for a Fitz absence to matter. The wheels are a-turnin’…

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 9:08 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

meant for bally. see? I pulled a bally.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 9:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I got $5

he isn’t our US Attorney 1 year from today.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 9:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that may be true.

if he gets the governor before then. this is what he’s been after. but his departure won’t have a lick to do with obama.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 9:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and that's clever, of course, since his term is up then.

rare for a guy to be in a job like his for more than two terms.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 9:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not that clever Larry, you know that.

Just that there will be tremendous pressure on Obama to get him out of there. Very sad there aren’t more like him.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 9:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not sure if obama will have that much flexibility in this one.

he’s tied to rezcko. failing to appoint one of fiztgerald’s top lieutenants won’t look good. who knows what things will look like a year from now but fitzgerald’s replacement sure looks like it’s going to be a political hot potato that obama (and durbin and whomever obama’s replacement will be) won’t want to touch.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 9:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you are right, Larry.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 9:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Statistics have shown that he will be.

And if he’s not, he’ll still convince you that he is.
:D

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 9:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know this is a long-stretch, but I read yesterday that Ibanez declined arbitration.

linky-poo

We need an OF who can hit, non?
Maybe not for $10 mill/year….especially at age 36….

But still. I like Raul. He good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 9:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

didn't he single-handedly win the Central for the Sox last year?

my little Port Scout…

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 9:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. He made the Twins cry. A couple times. :)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 9:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why not keep Dye?

Racist.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 9:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He makes Dye look like a gold-glover

I think OF is not his best position

by hitlesswonder on Dec 9, 2008 9:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think LF defense is overrated.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 9:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda had him to close out this year.

Ibanez, LF.
GS, CF.
Dye, RF.

It would be like a T-ball game, the fans yelling

“Raul, GET IT.”

“Ken, IT’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.”

“JERMAINE, LOOK DOWN.”

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Dec 9, 2008 9:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

A live statue/ambassador is a rarity.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 10:01 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

scroll down.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 10:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

a "live statue"

lmao!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And worse yet, he has a soul patch.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 9:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why Garland was traded.

(Got 2-for-1 there – also the answer to the WTGTD question above.)

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 9:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i didnt ask if that is why he was traded

I asked if that was the reason paul sullivan has a vendetta against him?

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cement head:

Sullivan hates him because he has a soul patch.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 9:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so Sullivan

has the bowl haircut. which is worse? He looks like a little mushroom!

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wu i think you do this on purpose.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hee...

CHICAGO — Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges of conspiring to get financial benefits through his authority to appoint a U.S. senator to fill the vacancy left by Barack Obama’s election as president.

According to a federal criminal complaint, Blagojevich also was charged with illegally threatening to withhold state assistance to Tribune Co., the owner of the Chicago Tribune, in the sale of Wrigley Field. In return for state assistance, Blagojevich allegedly wanted members of the paper’s editorial board who had been critical of him fired.

Blagojevich also was charged with using his authority as governor in an attempt to squeeze out campaign contributions, prosecutors said.

Blagojevich’s chief of staff, John Harris, also was arrested.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 9:21 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

On CNBC - "How many IL governors have gone to prison in the last 35 years? Three.

And another was acquitted. So maybe corruption is part of the political system in IL."

Ya think?

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 9:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 9:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

do you have DVR can you slow mo it???

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 9:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what a douche bag.

can we get a real governor now? it’s been a while.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 10:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

pat quinn hasn't talked to the governor probably ever.

that should tell you a lot about his character.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how is that possible?

i actually didn’t know who Pat Quinn is, but his wiki was encouraging.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and somehow ended up gov and lt. gov?

illinois politics is fucked up.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't seem that strange to me.

some would consider it a better system of checks and balances to elect members of the executive branch independently rather than having them appointed by one person. in this case, i think we can all be pretty happy that the entire illiinois executive branch isn’t filled with blagojevich cronies.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it appears to have a ton of worth in this instance particularly.

so maybe illinois is slightly less fucked up than i thought.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 9, 2008 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Larry is right on this one

Thank god the Lt Gov isn’t part of the Blago machine.

by hitlesswonder on Dec 9, 2008 10:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they run independent of each other. not like prez and vp..

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What a Crybaby

Has anyone ever done this much campaigning for their own cause…?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3756458

I am going to ask you one time, and i'm gonna ask you nice. Where the fuck is Ringo bitch.

by ElDiablo on Dec 9, 2008 10:06 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fly on Santo's wall tape recorded this:

“AWE Pat, I can’t believe I didn’t make it into the HOF again. Why is it Pat that good luck just doesn’t seem to shine on me? We just can’t catch a STINKIN break…I mean nothing! AWE NOOOOOOOO! I just spilled my high ball of jack daniels all over my morning newspaper….PAT, can you help me out over here with some Bounty? AWE this just isn’t fair, no HOF and now the dog is chewing on my toupe’. GOSH, AWE Pat…we’ll have to get em’ again next year.”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mack Brown, recently.

Though Santo has been doing it (chuckle) for years. Now it’s “Boo hoo, I had diabetes. Boo hoo, no one knows how hard it was.”

OK, let’s elect all the crips. Monte Stratton, Pete Gray, Tony C., Carlos May (!)come on down. Let the Three-Fingered Man show you the way.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 10:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

for a second there I thought you meant the gangbanging crips

and seriously thought about how many crips have actually played in the major leagues.

BTW, you don’t call handicapped people crips, you call them an invalid or a gimp. Didn’t they teach you that on the short bus, OPOS?

;)

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well there goes my theory

I thought larry was actually Blagojevich. I doubt Blago is allowed to use his blackberry while in custody to make entries into SSS….so there goes my hypothesis.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:07 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

you really think he's dumb enough to be taken in his home at six in the morning?

he placed a stand-in in bed with his wife to avoid just this situation. he’s a really, really smart guy.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 9, 2008 10:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As smart as Ferris Bueller

it sounds like.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I bet he'll have a connection or two that will get him Internet access.

But he’ll auction off the user name “larry”.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 10:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HA!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, the devil's in the details...

That said, the potential is there for Vazquez to become a top of the rotation starter. The tools are there and a little molding might be all it takes. However, the Braves will be Vazquez’s fifth big league team and none of the previous four have been able to figure him out.

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 10:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That can't measure

the man’s will and intestinal fortitude. I would not want Javy covering my back as we stormed the beaches of Normandy…he would have hid under the boat.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would Javy been storming the beaches of Normandy?

He is Puerto Rican.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 10:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you actually watch the games?!

I was making a point about in the heat of battle, Javy melts. Example being the battle of normandy.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I didn't know any better I would have thought Javy

was French.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 10:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is the first comment from you that actually made me

chuckle (in a good way).

Nice one!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 10:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why is it funny?

I find it more amusing that great numbers of you seem to associate the French with cowardice when in fact historically they are one of the great Imperial and Military powers, much more so in fact than the US.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 10:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

certainly not with cowardice

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you Brits hated the Frogs.

WTF, hoodie? Great Granddaddy swim over and knock up a Can -Can girl?

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:31 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that for most educated people, it's a running joke

but since the talking heads say it (O’Reilly and Limbaugh come to mind), much of those who listen to them think it is true. And those who listen to O’Reilly and Limbaugh tend to be the obnoxious jackasses that make the attage “the squeaky wheel gets the grease” true.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It has nothing to do with

O’Reilly and Limbaugh. Look at WWII and WWI.

Notable French-only military victories include:

1) The 100 Years War
2) That’s it.

The Crimean War doesn’t count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.

William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.

Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)

Indo-china…That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh I dunno

I think they used to have a pretty good basis for national pride.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As larry stated

it wasn’t too hard to capture the areas that are shown above in blue. American Indians, tribal people in Africa and areas in the South Pacific.

Greece used to be pretty powerful as well.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

raped and pillaged Africa and it's resources.

Real stand up guys if you ask me…

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What point are you trying to make here?

I’m saying however you slice it, there is no way that you can associate French Imperialism with the word ‘cowardice’, maybe a lot of other things, which I think is where you are trying to direct this.
Please stay on the point.

regards

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In a way by your points above

the imperialism of France was very cowardly. the civilizations that they actually conquered were very basic and unsophisticated.

The recent history of the french, over the past 150 years shows in more relative terms how weak the french are.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I can see the Fleets setting off now years ago

We have six months at see lads we are going half way around the world with no modern navigation methods, fighting tropical diseases etc. etc. And you say that they are ‘Cowards’, I just don’t get it
The French are not Cowards.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sea, jesus

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Vichy France really stood up to the Nazis.

That God for the Resistance.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think the French give a fuck

about your opinion, which is probably a good thing to be honest. I’m sensing a lot of historical jealousy here; France and my own nation has one of these (a history that is).

regards

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have run into

many a Brit and German who have the same opinion as us that the French are a bunch of pussies. I have gone on vacation to Europe and my honeymoon in French Polynesian (the worst of the French in my opinion) and I can say that comparing the French to the Irish, Germans, Czechs and Italians – that the French are by far the biggest pussies on the continent.

True, they don’t give a f*ck – but they need everyone’s help when it comes to getting their ass out of the fire.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My history starts 6/6/44.

D-Day, baby. You can thank your lucky starts we bailed Europe out.

Now it’s your turn, hoodie. Brothercan you spare a euro?

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It will be euros here before long

next summer I reckon

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Truman dropped the bomb

to scare the shit out of Stalin. Not to save lives or “bail out Europe”.

Say what you will about the French, but they did hold it down in WWI. I’ll give them that.

www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com

by Raf on Dec 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When you look at whom they conquered

I wouldn’t be touting that they weren’t cowards.

True, they had to set sail across the world, blah blah just like everyone else that had to conquer foreign land.

The French are cowards.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

relax hoodie

they’re just trying to get your goat (colloquial translation: annoy you). And I agree with you; like most sterotypes the French:coward one isn’t true.

larrys fortune cookie: you will learn much and have the advantage of not reading my pompous responses.

by bhoov on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

talk to a few

frenchmen, bhoov and you’ll see my point.

I have french in my bloodline…actually about 1/4 french. Thank god i have irish and german to offset it.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how can you ascertain whether a frenchman is a coward or not just by talking to him?

at the least you should have punched him in the face, then you might have found out.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent. Well done.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have never seen

a succesful French prizefighter…have you?

Punching a frenchmen in the face is like punching a blind nun with one arm in a wheel chair.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've not seen many Jewish ones either

are they all cowards too?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They are smarter than that -

they actually go to school, brush their teeth, and earn a living by obfuscating the law and finance for personal gain.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Max Baer

was a pretty damn good fighter and an actor too!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 12:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

joke, right?

Jethro was Max’s son.

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 12:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so you're able to drink and act superior,

but you’re only a so-so lover?

;-)

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the grading of lovemaking

depends on the sobriety of the lady at hand.

I usually was either a “greek god of love” or “an intruder broke into my house and is sleeping in my bed, the police now!!”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's a myth that

I saw a survey that they went off quicker than any other men in Europe.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 12:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

greek or french?

The greeks have more sex than any other country.

Which is hard to believe because I work with some greeks, and they are about as suave as a bull in a china shop.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 12:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see your connection between France and Greece

Greece ruled over an area that has been notoriously difficult to manage (the middle east trade routes), so by the logic you’ve used, that should make them better than the French because it was harder to conquer / rule.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, I said I'm out, so now I'm out.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I could take over Africa today, fer Chrissakes.

Must’ve been really tough in the 1700’s. Louisiana was a tough place to plant the flag in, too.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You would get chopped into peices

and what is left of you would be sent to a river to fish out diamonds.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would remain a whole peice, not little peices.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*piece

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you degrade the White Man's Burden

They were savages! Rotten, dirty, non-white savages!

What do you see in a 14 ppg with no jumper that makes one think he will be better than a 26ppg\ 12rpg guy? Is there some kind of magic formula that tells you 14 > 26??
by Dabullsfan on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 AM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 9, 2008 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so...you listen to limbaugh, eh?

while I was taking a shot at Limbaught and O’Reilly, quite fun sometimes, I was trying to say that I don’t think many people have given much thought to the French being cowards and it is used more as a joke than anything else.

I understand now that I may be wrong and that many people may actually believe that the French are cowards.

A bit off topic, but if you want to talk about WWII, I think you should be aware that many non-Americans I’ve encountered have said that the Russians were the ones who really broke the Nazi’s and “won” the war.

Admittedly, I am no expert in these matters and will remove myself from the discussion.

My Mom and Dad went to Oklahoma, and all they brought back for me was this signature.

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2008 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you can "biggie" your Freedom Fries at lunch!

""I’m for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can’t be done.""
Bill Veeck

by Chiburb on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the Russians broke the Nazi's

and the Japanese got us in the war, which wouldn’t have happened as soon as it did otherwise.

I think just about everyone other than hoodlight feels that the french are stereotyped as cowards (and in some instances, rightfully so).

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I do feel that the French are stereotyped as Cowards

that’s why I made the original post.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 11:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BSS is saying there seems to be

some kind of merit behind these stereotypes…

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Because he runs away from fights 25% of the time.

Self-hating Frog.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

And 37.5% of the time he gets wasted and thinks he can knock the shit out of everyone

What do you see in a 14 ppg with no jumper that makes one think he will be better than a 26ppg\ 12rpg guy? Is there some kind of magic formula that tells you 14 > 26??
by Dabullsfan on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 AM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 9, 2008 12:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

save the sig

I will have to research blogabull later.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 12:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've come back to this because it annoyed me
The French showed outstanding bravery throughout the First World War, and this can be capitulated in many battles. The first battle of Marne is a prime example. In 1914, the Germans made a large sweeping run towards Paris, deciding that it would be easier to take over France that make any large maneuvers East. In an intelligent and courageous attempt by the French army with small help from the BEF they succeeded in throwing back the German offensive, recapturing lost ground in the process. More importantly, the battle ended any hope of Germany effectively bringing the war in the Western Front to an early close.
The second Battle of Marne in 1918 was a similar affair, with France (with help from Britain and America) securing the area once more, and dashing the German’s offensive. France lost 95 000, Germany 168 000, Britain 13 000 and the US 12 000.
Lest we forget Verdun in 1916. Germany once again attempted to break the French lines, attacking the Fort which extruded into German land. For nigh-on ten months the French defences held their lines. The General in charge of the fighting in Verdun, Henri-Philippe Petain, was once quoted as saying “Ils ne passeront pas!”. Literally, “They shall not pass!”.
Petain held his word, and in December 1916, the French forces drove the German line backwards, capturing 11 thousand German soldiers and 115 heavy guns in only 3 days. France’s losses were said to be around 550 000, and Germany’s at around 434-.

You will excuse me if I make the leap of calling a total of 220,000 men (which was the original number, before reserves were drafted in) holding a line against one million enemy soldiers for over nine months an act of bravery.
Napoleone Buonaparte was born in 1769 in French-owned Corsica. He was a Brigadier General by the age of 24. Three years later he was made Commander of the French army in Italy, and defeated four Austrian Generals in succession, each with greater armies. In 1799 he seized power from the government and by 1804 with the outstanding assent of the electorate he was made Emperor of France. He was 35. When Britain joined a coalition with Austria and Russia, Napoleon turned his armies against the Austria-Hungary lines, winning the Battle of Austerlitz in 1805. He took Naples the year after and had his brother instated as the King.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, hoodie, don't most folks defend the homeland to the death?

If I see a tank rolling up Mills Avenue in Orlando I just might do something about it. If I see one in London whilst on vacation, I might ease on out da back door.

But I can’t take issue with your point re: the Nappy guy. He was stellar.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Corsica is my favorite place I've ever been.

Aside from the Olympic Peninsula.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2008 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are well-traveled.

Though that goes without saying.

i guess if you think a guy who is missing both testicles is healthy,
sure.

by winningugly on Dec 10, 2008 6:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and of course the many French soldiers fought in the American revolution

were they all cowards as well?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Dec 9, 2008 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes. all of them.

a-rod is a traitor.

by larry on Dec 10, 2008 11:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

they gave us the statue of liberty as a symbol of how girly they fought in our revolution.

i mean, come on. how valiant can your fighters be when they’re led by this guy:

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 10, 2008 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*led

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Dec 10, 2008 11:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*sit

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Dec 10, 2008 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of thee i sing

sniff

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Dec 10, 2008 11:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

flagged. cheapshot.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Dec 11, 2008 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HUH?!

Historically….we gotta go WAY back. Like when WU was just a twinkle in his mom’s eye.

“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” - General George S. Patton

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 11:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wrong quote... it used to be my sig

nice try BSS

“I would rather have a battalion of Germans in front of me than a Platoon of French behind me.” I believe was the correct quote.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

there is quite a difference between a battalion and a platoon, which is part of the joke.

Way to go danks

bitch can’t throw more than 130 innings a season? Trade him. He has no balls

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2008 11:09 AM CST up reply actions