Community Projection: Juan Uribe's Weight

by ElDiablo on Feb 7, 2008 6:16 PM CST

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I would love to see......

A fit and trim Uribe playing the hell out of second base in spring training so we could deal him. But if i were a betting man i say he comes in at 215lbs and not a care in the world. Happy and content to make $4.5 mil sitting on the bench.

by ElDiablo on Feb 7, 2008 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

410 pounds...

because Uribe is going to eat O-Cab (185 pounds) so he can have his starting spot back.

by SSH2005 on Feb 7, 2008 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

With a Richar chaser

So instead of a big splash, there were ripples -- enough to change the tide, Williams believes

by Brush Back on Feb 7, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

213 pounds

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 7, 2008 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

222 lbs.

of pure muscle.

by Gus on Feb 7, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

buck eighty-five

"They say that blood is thicker than water. What we have is thicker than blood."

by Toonderstrook on Feb 7, 2008 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

Is he going to chop off an ass cheek?

by SSH2005 on Feb 7, 2008 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

lol. nutrisystem?

if nutrisystem sends chitterlings, chittlins, turkey legs, and ham hocks, then maybe I can see it.

It's all about the carbs, right? (haha.... yeah... right)

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 8, 2008 6:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Like the car he drives in the DR:

Deuce-and-a-quarter.

Jeff Cox: I'm going to call you "FN".

by winningugly on Feb 8, 2008 9:38 AM CST reply actions  

sounds just about right

I'll go with that as well!

by The Wizard on Feb 8, 2008 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll go with 180

his car broke down and now he has to walk everywhere.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Feb 8, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

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