For anyone who enjoys fantasy baseball, this list is a must read.  The Talented (or not so talented) Mr. Roto makes a bunch of predictions about the upcoming year.  Some more bold than others...and some just completely insane.

He ends his list with this claim: 

• At least 75 percent of these statements turn out to be true at the end of the season.

I say not a chance.  After the jump (not sure if there is still a jump) you can read his predictions.

• George Sherrill saves 30 games this year.
• Adam Jones hitting .240 and 20 home runs? I'll take the under.
• Mike Lowell hits .270 and only 15 home runs.
• Manny Ramirez hits fewer than 30.
• Josh Beckett makes fewer than 15 starts.
• Daisuke Matsuzaka's ERA this year: 4.50.
• Johnny Damon steals 35 bases.
• Joba Chamberlain is still in the bullpen at the All-Star break.
• Evan Longoria hits fewer than 16 home runs. And under .265.
• James Shields has a better year than Scott Kazmir.
• Nick Swisher hits 35 home runs and gets more than 120 RBIs.
• Ryan Garko hits .300 and 30 home runs.
• Josh Barfield gets back into the starting lineup and has double-digit steals and home runs.
• Joe Borowski keeps his closer gig all season and saves 40-plus games again.
• Superman II is a better movie than Superman. Kneel before Zod.
• Miguel Cabrera is top-three in all three Triple Crown categories.
• Justin Verlander finishes the year as the second best fantasy pitcher in the American League.
• The following outfielders all go 30/30 this year: Nick Markakis, Corey Hart, Hunter Pence.
• Curtis Granderson does not.
• In fact, he steals under 20 bases this year.
• And I wrote that before news of his broken finger, err… broke.
• Billy Butler hits .300 with 25 home runs.
• If "Me Wise Magic" had been released by the original Van Halen, it would be one of their top three sellers. I love that song.
• John Bale wins 10 games.
• Mike Lamb hits 20 home runs.
• Francisco Liriano strikes out fewer than 175 batters and I'll take the under on 25 starts.
• Torii Hunter goes 30/30.
• Chris Denorfia goes 20 and 10. You heard me.
• Bobby Crosby hits 25 home runs.
• Rich Harden stays healthy all year.
• Huston Street does not.
• I will date at least one sane woman in 2008.
• Richie Sexson bounces back (sort of) to hit .260 and 25 home runs.
• Josh Hamilton hits 30 home runs.
• So does Hank Blalock.
• Jarrod Saltalamacchia doesn't even get 200 at bats.
• Erik Bedard ends the season as the No. 1 overall fantasy pitcher. (I rank Johan ahead for now due to less risk, but believe Bedard ends the season at No. 1). • Kazuo Fukumori ends up the season with double-digit saves.
• Yunel Escobar goes 15/15.
• Anne Hathaway is hotter than Megan Fox. You heard me.
• The Marlins have five players get at least 25 home runs: Hanley Ramirez, Dan Uggla, Josh Willingham, Mike Jacobs and Jeremy Hermida.
• Orlando Hernandez has a better fantasy season than Pedro Martinez.
• Carlos Ruiz hits more than 15 home runs.
• Pedro Feliz hits 30 home runs.
• Shawn Hill pitches more than 150 innings, has a sub-3.30 ERA and wins double-digit games.
• Wily Mo Pena hits 30 home runs. Yes, even with the injury. You heard me.

• Ryan Theriot steals 35 bases and hits over .300.
• Carlos Marmol ends the year with more saves than current closer Kerry Wood.
• Kosuke Fukudome gets less than 15 home runs and less than 15 stolen bases.
• Johnny Cueto is the fantasy rookie pitcher of the year.
• Norris Hopper steals more than 30 bases.
• Jeff Keppinger has double-digit steals and home runs and hits better than .300.
• Jay Bruce ends the year with less than 200 major league at-bats.
• Miguel Tejada hits 30 home runs and has a resurgence in Houston.
• Phil Jackson should win the NBA coach of the year. But won't.
• Jose Valverde is not the Astros closer at the end of the season.
• Rickie Weeks goes 25/25 and doesn't kill your average.
• Xavier Nady hits 30 home runs.
• Rick Ankiel hits 40. You heard me.
• Troy Glaus ends the season with more home runs and RBIs than Albert Pujols.
• Randy Johnson strikes out 175 guys and wins at least 12 games, all with a sub-3.60 ERA.
• Dan Haren finishes the year with an ERA worse than 4.00.
• Yorvit Torrealba hits 15 home runs.
• Chad Billingsley finishes the year with an ERA over 4.00 and is considered one of the fantasy busts of the season.
• Hiroki Kuroda finishes the year with an ERA over 4.50.
• Mark Prior wins double digit games this year and strikes out more than 150.
• Rajai Davis steals 40 bases.
• At least 75 percent of these statements turn out to be true at the end of the season.