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Sox Machine: If only Chicago weren't so balmy

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Most people assess a situation from different perspectives and weigh pros and cons in their own heads, form a conclusion and then share it with others. Ozzie, on the other hand, dumps out his internal monologue on his desk in the manager's office. The media transcribes it (a task that's easier said than done), and then we find out at which conclusion he arrived with his decision-making. As a result, he may never actually contradict himself, even if his words say otherwise. and Swagger, taking a dose and other jargon.