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Game 27: Gamethread #2

'Q' is the official SSS man-crush!

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On your all star ballets…he needs our help…tell your friends and even your moms and your friends moms have them tell everyone in the hair salon and itll spread like wild fire

that is all

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

first post on the new thread

I feel so honored

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

calls calls calls

why oh why is minny’s strikezone bigger than ours?

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

see

Thats what Im sayin…glad you agree I thought I was goin crazy

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

have you been there yet? So good. Do you work nearby?

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am going to try it soon because of your recommendation actually.

My wife works at Good Samaritan so on her way home down Main I will have her pick it up one night.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

I grew up in Orchard Brook at the bottom of the hill, grew up on Mrs T’s and gryos king at that intersection, so so good. I work over in lisle and make it over to there and a place called Bertos in downtown downers for italian subs, good as well.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gyro King is pretty good

Just south of 63rd on Cass is a great find called Margies. Awesome burgers and fries there.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Also on 63rd just south of main, place called Teddy’s good pepper and egg

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

mrs. t's is money

that’s what my family always got when i was growing up in downers. nice to hear some fellow fans. i have long since moved away from dg, but that place will always be a fond memory.

by MarketMaker on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

did anyone

See the score of that Mets/Pirates game

Pirates up 5 runs not even through the 2nd on 2 hits…

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Nick Punto...

has a 2.000 OPS. This is unacceptable.

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Apr 30, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a good feeling about Thornton this year.

He looks like he has a much better feeling for the strike zone than last year

by Lawstudent201088 on Apr 30, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

So Alexei?

is having visa issues? Crazy.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

I read that..its hilarious in a way, but sad for our baseball team…

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

not unusual

for foreign players (one of the reasons for the decline in minor league affiliates in canada). especially when they only got their US permits recently, like alexei did.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Id be scared

Of a guy batting below .130 too

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who do you think will replace him?

I would favor a reliever over Owens. The bullpen has been getting a lot of work

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am listening

to the Twins announcers on XM and I love it when they saying something is “OOOOpen”

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Watch out!

Dye’s falling numbers may drop on your head.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Left 8 on base through 5

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Stats Question

I would think that it would be improbable for the Sox to continue to leave so many guys on base for the whole year. You’d think they start accidentally knocking some in.

Is there any statistical info that supports this trend continuing or ending?

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder

If Q would be a decent #2 hitter. Since we arent giving up outs obviously to move the runner over, I like his patience and his ability to adjust to pitches and hit it up the middle.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I would rather have him in the 3 hole in the future

I think the #2 hitter is your bat control specialist. I dont want him taking away from his power.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know

Who would make a great 2 hitter swish…and to lead off we have someone with like Jim Thome but with jerry Owens speed…think of him as a good ball player…oh and swishers ability to generate a walk and Qs ability to get hbp…yea….it would be awesome

btw I have no idea what im sayin anymore

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't we just

have Thome sit on Owens’ shoulders? Then we get the best of both worlds. Is that allowed?

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know who was a great #2 hitter? Joe Foy.

Could take a pitch, hit the other way, move a guy over, all the things that don’t show up in the stat sheets. A real baseball player.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q is the perfect #2 hitter

In an ideal new-age lineup that doesn’t do dumb shit like bunt and hit and run with the top of the order.

Under Ozzie though you’ve probably be taking the bat out of his hands way too much to want him there. He’s the ideal 5th hitter in this lineup.
Swisher
OC
Thome
Kong
Quentin
Dye
AJ
Crede
Uribe

by madvillian on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

perfect batting order

Swish
Q
Thome
JC
Q
JC
Q
JC
JC

see I have Crede at 8 and 9 for clutch reasons

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if we take the 1950s bunt and steal crap out

Then sure, 2 hole hitter would be great. My worry is that Ozzie would have him wasting ABs with stupid stuff based on the bantam weight cruiser running in front of him.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit

K but he still gets on base.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

thorton

used to be a starter. he looks tough today.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Thorton

looked great these last 2 innings…maybe he is channeling cliff politte circa 2005…remember when he was good…what the hell happened in 2006 when everytime he entered the game I would yell at him “boo, go back to triple A”

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

BA

call me crazy but BA is my favorite White Sox player…I have no idea why…just have a huge man crush on him

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he has a lot

of man-crush potential. He just hasn’t capitalized on it yet.

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I might like to invite

Q, BA and Swish out for drinks and just see where it goes from there.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where the eff is Crede?

Your team RBI leader in the clubhouse? Huh?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

tailgater likes 'em young

and joe’s married with kids. he ain’t no homewrecker.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Gater, what would you do if a 28 year old

Clemens befriended one of your 15 year old twin daughters?

Reminds me of the old SNL skit where Burt Reynolds was taking out a teenage girl for a schtupp with parental permission/urging.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure

Would I be allowed access to a Lear Jet?

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Apr 30, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, as it spirits you away

from your home whilst Roger Dodger moves in…

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha - hahaha

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Apr 30, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think

larry has a mancrush on joewho

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can he play 2B?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA @ 2B

Great idea!

Cubs suck.

by oahu420 on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't want to jinx it

he’s one more bulwark against the foretold return of jerrold owens.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great word, that "bulwark".

You don’t see that in print, unless you are reading a sailing manual.

Sailor?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

i don’t particularly like water. though i will be in the great state of florida later this week and will be forced to be near the atlantic ocean so maybe i’m unconsciously breaking this stuff out.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Lauderdale or so.

Well, the weather’s perfect, so there’s something positive there.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

miami

the four seasons. come visit. we can take some of those young marlins out for a drink. i’ll invite swishit, too. we can make-up.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Nice property. If it were the Ritz in Orlando I’d buy you a drink, but Miami’s a 3 1/2 hour drive. ‘tang and cash are the only reasons I’d drive down.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

and larry's got both for you

just don’t turn on the lights ;)

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Apr 30, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Cabrera!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

surprised

it took so long to pitch around swish

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

loves the walks

but i hate it when swish leaves it up to OC. prove me wrong OCab!

by Ryno on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell

is wrong with him. He was looking so good to start and has really started to shit the bed.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats a pet peeve of mine

First pitch hacking into a quick out, after a Walk.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was never looking good.

He was drawing walks for a while, but he’s stopped even doing that much.

He hasn’t hit for crap.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Started so good?

You mean all those plays he didn’t make in the field the first couple weeks?

by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

I was talking about his hitting and OBP

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes a career .272 hitter

he’s going to come back around, but this slump is killing us.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

why is he first pitch swingin

does he think he is Uribe

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shame

Kenny didn’t anticipate him being an awful baseball player.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

WASSERMANN

hizzzaaa…finally no Mac

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

remember

The beginning of the year when we had all those DPs…I liked that..we should do that some more

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Um...

why are they bringing in Wassermann to face the top of the Twins’ order? There are three lefties out of four there.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't you hear?

he can get lefties out, too.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

the resident SSS wassermannphile

(name escapes but he’s literally only posted about ehren) pointed out that wassermann was getting lefties out in charlotte, too. i pointed out the whole got totally killed by them last year thing.

i wouldn’t have sent him in there but ymmv.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heres boone

for you Jerry

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

why doesnt ozzie

get ejected…thats good television

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

is boone

tryin to throw a wild pitch

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

ball 4

i mean strike 2 thanks

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe – Iguchi for less then 10 mil. this year, + what ever you get for trading Garland vs. Cabrera – Uribe up the middle looks worse and worse to me as times goes on.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

My bad...

still didn’t seem relevant to what was happening in the game

by CatBrains on Apr 30, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cabrera’s awfulness is relevant to almost every game unfortunately.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn justin

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seemed like a good pitch?

He just muscled it out there.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on Apr 30, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets see how sox react

it seems lately that they let the close games get to them

by The Scoper on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Im guessing they react with a 1-2-3 8th followed by a 1-2-3 ninth.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

With 3 warning track shots

That are all caught. The pucker factor swing for the fence mode will be in full effect.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk dies from actually stretching while yelling stretch

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say

Thome grounds out, JD remembers how to play baseball…gets on base…Q hits a double…they walk Joe and BA hits a blast…yay BA

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Jimmy cant tell the difference between a slider away and a fastball.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like...

Ozzie Guillen would ever, ever pinch-hit for Jim Thome, regardless of who he has on the bench.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD

should have stayed on the bench, he looks awful since coming back.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then fields would just face a ROOGY

it’s not like fields is good against righthanders or something.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks JD

0-8 since his return from that groin…maybe we should have given him a few more days…

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

including

swinging at a ball that bounced 10 feet before the plate.

by Rockraines on Apr 30, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why I don't like Walker

The Twins radio guys pointed out Dye’s slump and said that the Sox remedy was to have Dye wear his pants above the knee. Are we sure Walker isn’t actually Tim Gunn?

by joewho112 on Apr 30, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, for all we know the pants legs will squeeze blood out of his legs

Causing him to lose all feeling there and as a result move even slower

by Lawstudent201088 on Apr 30, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds like...

the Twins radio guys are making up random crap to fill air time.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

q q q q q q

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

doh

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

well stop predicting that crap

predict will score runs in the 9th…and win the game…cant you do that

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Punto is so good, he can hit from both sides

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Apr 30, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

No worries - we own Nathan

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Apr 30, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

joe crede does

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

blow tel

does something productive

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

did i miss something?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh...box score refreshes

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

man crush

comin through again

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

trade him

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm just joking man

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad joke

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Apr 30, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feisty, you know who this new Brian Anderson reminds me of?

Yep, Jungle Jim Landis. Could run like a deer, track down flies in the alleys without breaking a sweat, and give you a good at-bat here and there.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Nathan walks Pierzynski. That’s not something you’ll see every day.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Well dont worry

We put the first pitch into play for the out.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

is Konerko

feelin that bad

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

i think he was meant to pinch run

for AJ

what are we thinkin, why dont we just give them the trophy

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Pablo Ozuna..

Get mad at Ozzie for putting him in. The guy is awful, not his fault he’s getting put in major league situations that he has no business being in.

by Grinder in Training on Apr 30, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really.

They would have been better off letting Hall bat for himself.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job Pablo.

You are a terrible, terrible ballplayer.

This team just has to have a crap ballplayer on the roster somewhere, doesn’t it? Ozuna, Erstad, Podsednik, Timo Perez…

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job Swisher.

You are a terrible, terrible ballplayer. Three pitch strikeout to end the game.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Called 3rd to end the game?

Nathan’s an ace, but Jeez….gotta hack.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

WILLIE

HARRIS

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Apr 30, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Willie Harris...

has some defensive ability.

Pablo Ozuna isn’t good at any aspect of the game.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

"energy" is an aspect, man

get your chakras in line and you’d know it.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I haven't...

I must just be unlucky like our offense.

by SSH2005 on Apr 30, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

that

is more than i wanted to know.

don’t worry, your BABIP (since you’re touchy about your wife, i won’t come up with anything clever – choose your own adventure) is unsustainably low. you’ll come around. har har.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

A pregnant woman is no one to poke fun at, lar.

And SSH just might be forgiven if he is a bit on edge (sorry if I am assuming a lot, SSH). The last time I mounted my pregnant wife her abdomen rippled as my unborn kid started asserting herself. After nearly ralphing I took my Catholic self to confession.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

go rent yourself some "fiddler on the roof"

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, this be da month

for your test results, si?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

mid-may.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will light a candle

Couldn’t hurt.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

light one for the sox offense, too.

if you hadn’t heard, THEY ARE TERRIBLE! AWFUL! PUTRID!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY KINGDOM FOR A STATUE

TO DRAG AROUNDTHE STREETS!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

so now you're telling me what to do

Stop making all of these sexual references and don’t tell me what to do.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

To life!

I thought as a cultured Left Coaster you might’ve seen Fiddler in your younger days.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh, I think these are still my younger days

but I haven’t ever seen Fiddler, so thanks, I’ll check it out.

Was trying to channel Chevy Chase and the poor comedy that was Fletch. Like most of my “jokes”, it bombed. That’ll teach you to think I’m cultured! ;)

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

but you don't mind making a "poke", eh?

no one would have been “poking” any direct fun at anyone but he seems touchy so i wouldn’t want my creativity with BABIP to be taken the wrong way.

and there’s more than one way to score, at least in my estimation. sort of like there’s more ways to get baserunners home than by getting a hit.

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I forgot. Is it time to get my drivers license picture changed? (Ray Ramano humor.)

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Fed cut rates .25%, bally hit the bar 45 minutes later after covering his shorts.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I took the pledge. I think the hitting will come around.

Starting pitching is solid.
Bullpen is coming around.
Defense is good.
Hitting will turn for the better.

1. Cabrera a big, big weak link so far.
2. Worried about Swisher leading off, just concerned it’s affecting him.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on Apr 30, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The team is fine

Lost a couple of close ones in a row to the nemesis up north. If the pitching collapses let me know.

by madvillian on Apr 30, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this Chip Diller?

All is well!!!!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

See what happens in Toronto…can’t wait until Owens is called up!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would play leadoff!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And play what position

Who are we benching. And if CQ is the answer then I realize you too are drunk as well.

by southsideirish71 on Apr 30, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

CQ

He hits too many singles.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean

not enough singles. (I’m drunk)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near larry, that's for sure.

larry would eviscerate him. Verbally.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the start of the season

I looked at the schedule and thought the Sox would be doing very well to come out of the month of April at .500. They’re coming out of the month 2 games over .500 and in first place. Does the team have problems? Of course. But I can’t be anything but happy with this first month of baseball. Months ago I said this team would be competetive in 2008, and for now, they are. Enjoy it a little, fellas.

by palehose67 on Apr 30, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

What are you going to say in May

When we are 10 games under .500?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say

that the Sox played some pretty crappy baseball. May, however, is tough. 9 homes games, and 20 road games. Considering the teams the Sox will be playing in May, I would be happy with a 14-15 record for the month, leaving the team one game over .500 and in pretty good shape for the rest of the season.

by palehose67 on Apr 30, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we will be in good shape

If we are .500 June 1st?

I think I would have to disagree. I think the sox are about a .500 team, so yeah – I wouldn’t be too upset. But, I wouldn’t say they would be in good shape. The Indians or Tigers will take over in May.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You might be right.

The Tigers have 4 more home game than the Sox in May, and the Tribe has 8 more home games (and what I would consider the easiest MAY schedule of the three teams). I could see the Tribe pulling a couple games ahead of the Sox (if the Sox go 14-15 for the month). But that would still leave the Sox in what I would consider good shape for the rest of the season. It sure is a long, long season…..

by palehose67 on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who thought of that schedule?

Is the circus coming to US Cellular?

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on Apr 30, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

April - in like a lion, out like a lamb.

Just like the Sox. Good work, PH.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

in the first

when thome tried for a triple
and was OBVIOUSLY thrown out
in the first
I said to myself
well thats it.

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

was that a poem?

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

I’m on the same wavelength as the attorneys on this site.

I have to go wash my brain with holy water.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

try bong water instead. same great feeling at half the price.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez, those drug tests you have to take to become a

Federale must be easy to pass. Whizzinator?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no hablo ingles.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Classic!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sammy?

Joo Ess Govurmaynt been berra, berra good tu mee.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee

hee

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is the sox record in 1 and 2 run ballgames?

it seems like they keep losing the close ones of late

they have had ample opportunity to close the door on the last orioles game and the two twins game but cannot capitalize.

instead of being 5-1 in those two series, sox are 2-3 with a chance to go 2-4.

that continued trend will be the difference in making the playoffs.

by The Scoper on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep, this is the knife edge

they played in 2005 – similar performance, very different results (so far). They always go the key hit, key pitch/out whenever they needed it. Not this year.

I blame Juan Uribe.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

i heard he ate three turducken's for breakfast. he is so fat.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

5-6

4/29/08: the ginger ninja strikes again

by larry on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

in april 2005

sox went 10-3 in 1-run games and 2-1 in 2-run games. 25-16 in 1-run games the rest of the way. looks like the early 1-run winning percentage was as unsustainable as this season’s april babip. well, not really, since the OFFENSE SUCKS AND IS PUTRID AND TERRIBLE AND CAN’T GET ANY HITS.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

One way to look at today's game...

is that the offense couldn’t get it done, and they blew several scoring opportunities.

Another way is that the Twins really let Nick Masset off the hook, and this should have been a blowout loss, rather than a close loss.

I don’t know if either of these is optimistic.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm with you there.

and thanks for that post. it sure was nice to read a non-reactionary thought.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who you callin' reactionary?

Act like you’re all high and mighty because you use STATISTICS. Well I’ve got news for YOU, even if the team is scoring RUNS, it doesn’t mean the OFFENSE is doing WELL. Scoring runs isn’t the whole POINT of the offense. You need to hit singles and get clubhouse morale up as well. You need to start watching the games with your own EYES and wearing a THOMAS jersey bought during the 2000 season, or since I don’t trust YOURS because you don’t know anything, you need to WATCH the games with my eyes, then maybe you’ll actually learn about baseball.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish i had a THOMAS jersey

and i think RUNS is in fact the whole POINT of the offense.

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

i mean OFFENSE

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll settle for...

a recap thread.

It sucks that site performance gets so bad once the post count gets to a certain level.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You hear that William B.?

Let’s go Wiz, if Cheat’s going to make you guest host for the week you need to step up.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry, I was away at the time...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Apr 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, no problem

You’re lucky Chiburb’s out of town, or else you’d have to answer to him – and I don’t think you need that in your life right now.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 1, 2008 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 1, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a bad idea

maybe we could just finish the post with a signature, such as:
8=====0

O-fer Cabrera kind of sucks, doesnt he?

by e-gus on Apr 30, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't get past the "blowing" reference

I am married to a Jew, after all.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on Apr 30, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jews like to blow?

if so, I may have to change my dating strategy

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 1, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the guys, and definitely the women

until marriage. Then it stops faster than a White Sox rally when JO comes to the plate!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 1, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

-zing!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 1, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

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