Game 36: White Sox (17-17) @ Mariners (14-23)
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 8:01 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, May 10, 2008 9:10 PM CDT
Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Jarrod Washburn (LHP)
Time: 9:10 p.m. CT, TV: WGN-Ch. 9, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)
GO SOX!
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Continuing...
to follow the Knights…
In game 2 of their doubleheader against the Mudhens, Brad Eldred went deep twice in a losing effort. He now has ten homers, which I believe brings him into a tie for second in the International League (Mike Hessman has 16).
Interestingly, Chris Getz led off and played shortstop. He went 0-for-2 with a walk.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
from futuresox
The Knights got another great showing from first baseman Brad Eldred who hit a pair of solo home runs on the night. Eldred now has 33 RBI’s on the season, good for the most in the IL.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got a funny line.
10 doubles, 10 homers, 40 Ks.
He’s about as all-or-nothing as they come.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
40Ks!
des he ever take a pitch?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got nine walks.
When you strike out a third of your ABs in AAA, it’s hard to imagine that you’ll have much success in the majors.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't that describe Josh Fields?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fields has had a much higher OBP in his minor league career than eldred
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way...
that’s a pretty messed up lineup the Mariners feature.
Willie Bloomquist batting second? Jose Lopez batting fifth? Balentien batting eighth?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i could really see javier winding up with a no decision or a loss despite another great outing.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
though paulie looking oppo is a great sign for our offense moving forward.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe disagrees!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm wrong all the time. let it be to my benefit for chrissakes!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAAAAAA
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA loves Safeco!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson continues...
his success in Seattle.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson baby
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA
BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRUSHED IT!
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oo-rib-ay.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and Juanito walks!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I picked a good time to wake up
Niehaus still calling Juan Uribe “Jose.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
washburn thought he was such a pimp after the top of the first.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
washburn thought he was such a pimp after the top of the first.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i did notice he added several gold chains and a cane to his look in between innings.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy
Sea pitcher feel like they need to throw a shutout every day to win. Sounds familiar.
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice footspeed...
displayed by Hall there.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
Toby Hall has a baby grand on his back.
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah
good pitch to hit there and fouled it off.
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crooked numbers are our friends.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OCab handled the bat...
...Ibanez didn’t look too good on that play.
by vince_ on May 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll work
Cabrera probably had a couple homers in the Cell the past couple days.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn...
is throwing BP up there.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great ab cabrera
Wow, Ibanez looks like a butcher out there on a makeable play and it’s 4-0
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Done.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
q!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about an easy white sox winner? i could stand a few more of those.
as the ‘buerhle shows the sox how to make solid contact with the bat’ legend grows.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q joins the fun!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Batting Practice.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think there's something wrong with my TV
I’m getting a reversed image, because it looks like he’s throwing with his left hand. But the Sox are hitting him, so that can’t be it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope owens has a fifth with him if he's watching...
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahah
ahahahahahzhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahah
I may never stop laughing.
by madvillian on May 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
his pic looks a bit plastic
otherwise great job,
“mauled several polar bears” !!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks!
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 10, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are effin' awesome, cip
BTW, I thought Crede was in tha can?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these mariners fucking suck.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit. giving up 6 runs in 2 innings to the biggest joke in all of baseball.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they traded for Bedard
by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard's doing a great job.
They just have a horrible lineup.
Combine the Tigers and the Mariners, and you’d have a really good team.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
erik bedard's DL stint was the best april stint by a pitcher i've seen since...?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...andrew sisco?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard's a fine pitcher
But that trade was a “win now” trade for Seattle and moreover it failed to address their biggest weakness (I know, hindsight for me but others said it at the time). They do have Bedard for another year, but still….
by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact...
Carlos Quentin now has four hits off of left-handed pitchers.
As Hawk would say, one of those hits has stayed in the ballpark.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I'm guessing it's not 4-for-4
Because the first one failed to listen.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-for-20...
actually.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q flashing the leatha.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
I wish I was either P or R cause they’re so close to Q.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice!
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by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this carlos quentin, he, he might just turn out to be somebody.
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by MarketMaker on May 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we can call this a KO
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with a 30lb weight advantage, i would hope so
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speed kills?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not in the ring
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swish had to feel good after that.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher needed that hit.
It’s a line drive in the box score.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a makeup...
for his previous AB, where he hit the ball hard but right at Suzuki.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not smart, Joe.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad baseunning...
by Crede there.
I hope he’s not hurt – that was an awkward slide.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was just trying to save ba from the embarassment of a GIDP.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that seemed bad
I hope crede is ok…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Toby
You’re the only one who hasn’t reached base.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk:
“That’s why you gotta have 7 or 8 guys in the bullpen.”
WTF? Gotta? Is this the new rule – 52% of the team is pitching staff?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I iwouldn't be surprised
if an eight-man bullpen becomes the norm in a couple of years.
Modern conditioning means that position players don’t need as many days off, and relief pitchers are so specialized these days that it’s stretching them to ask them to work more than one inning.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting, since that seems like a contradiction
Daily guys need less rest, but pitchers need to be underworked even more.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lot more money...
invested in pitching than there’s ever been.
Everyone’s being extraordinarily careful.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually
it seems a bit like the pendulum on these pens is starting to go the other way now, at least among the more creative managers. considering how dumb it is to have such a bullpen, i’m having a hard time thinking that it will occur in this day and age.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I buy that
and am not sure why (if) this is catching on.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my standing order
is to think the opposite of whatever hawk thinks.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Yaz = Pathetic?
Say it to his face!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fightin' words
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope so.
This Sox team certainly doesn’t need seven relievers, let alone eight.
And I agree that it’s dumb, but that seems to be the trend.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 10, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did toby
put on even more weight…is he preparing for that wing eatin contest i keep talkin about
one too many deep dishes split between hall and uribe
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's following the ray king conditioning program
he’s flipping doubledeckers in the clubhouse
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did hawk just advocate an 8 man bullpen?
well, i guess when your bench consists of BA and nothing else, maybe it’s not such a bad idea.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Adam Russell's like another utilityman.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Toronto that guy was everywhere
Hawk hadn’t seen anything like it since Cesar Tovar.
by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except a foot taller
Which means he just has even better range.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beatcha, lar
I’m putting this up on my corkboard – I was faster than larry with a similar thought.
Excuse me, I’m going out to play the lottery, then hop on top of my sleeping wife.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
timestamp disagrees
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on - 11:11 each
and yours is lower on the list. I win.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were replying
we all know tie goes to the larry.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and of which those do you have better odds of success?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you can figure that one out,
since tomorrow’s Mother’s Day.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Crede's OK.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
that was scary…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 10, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
raul ibanez really sucks
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no carom make raul look like bad boy!
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel bad for those guys
old but can still hit. but not quite well enough to be a DH. so they stick him in leftfield. of course, on this team, he should DH. but i digress.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so important to read caroms right in left field
And you know who was the best at reading the bounces out there?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
???????
Um, Jim Rice?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, no, no. manny!
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Mike Greenberg?
Did you know he’s Jewish? And still a pro athelete?
Go figure.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh. no, hawk, who could that be?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yaz. Seven-time gold glove winner out there.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really, hawk. never would have guessed.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
& in 5 years, maybe.
You clearly don’t mean 7 in his career, do you?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Yaz was the only guy to twice be awarded two gold gloves in a single season.
by ReservoirDog on May 10, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One for each hand?
Or one for the dong?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there's an interesting story there, Feisty
He woulda won 12, but they spelled his last name incorrectly and they ended up going to some guy in Grand Forks. Yaz renounced all material possessions, as you know, so it was all for the better.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call
I don’t believe any other left fielder would’ve done it differently.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher's a hitting machine
And Jermaine’s running like a cheetah.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD is sssslllooooowww....
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ibanez
really misplayed that one. Soriano like there.
by lod773 on May 10, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the Mariners broadcast
They have a deal where you get a “free tote bag with 1 women’s item” with a purchase of one amount.
I think it would be funny if “women’s item” = “feminine product.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would definitely
buy an amount to get a women’s item.
by ReservoirDog on May 10, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As would I
If it were autographed by Mariner great Harold Reynolds.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's sexual harassment.
and i don’t have to take it.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to the park on Mother's Day
Every mom gets a hug at the gate, courtesy of Mariner great Harold Reynolds.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a goose
A baseball goose! What did you think it was? Pervert!
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who finally has a job with mlb
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'll give you that one
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clubhouse blow-up doll inspector?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or is it installer?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe walks twice in one game...
...my head just asploded.
by vince_ on May 10, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait - what hapens if Toby gets a hit?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
masset will be created
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my pants.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness we won't have to hear about THAT
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As always, in the end, it is Masset
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fifth horseman.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
masset created? what's next, masset destroyed?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither
larry was drunk. With Masset.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The law of conservation of masset.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 10, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
means no creation or destruction...
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hence the "neither"
Some cannot comprehend the concept of an absolute Masset
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was responding to thecip. NOT U.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
Hence the “some” reference.
PS Brian should’ve had that – great catch if he gets it, but he was there.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's gonna get bizzled by the kangaroo court for that.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maize-bizzled in the izzle
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah...
...physicists have recently theorized that “virtual” massets can be created, but they are destroyed almost instantly so masset is conserved.
by vince_ on May 10, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At Fermilab theyre searching for the Top Masset particle.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 10, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The experiments are controversial due to the small theoretical chance that creating a Top Masset particle may destroy the Earth.
by vince_ on May 10, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont worry thats not going to happen….cant eat a cheeseburger if you are on base
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first time since august of last year
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wu, did you write in to hawk and ask for the hannah montana reference?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
matt
loves hannah montana….
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the most gay reference ever on a Sox broadcast
Or Clemens-like. Either way – creepy.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
over the yaz, erstad, johan, etc. knob slobbering?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just admiration for athletic accomplishment
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an athletic supporter.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of women's items
Mike Blowers just said, “Super Size’.... I don’t hear that enough.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA fucking sucks
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
saved a run…toough play
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swisher would have had it.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY-ZEUS H., LARRY. OWENS YES SWISHER NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I THOUGHT ZEUS WAS SPELD ZOOS
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SO U R CONSERNED WITH SPELLING AND GRAMMER 2 I C
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit. there goes the fucking web gem.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
May as well put JD in center.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA would have been the only player on our team to come close to that
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on May 10, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's true, now that adam russell is back in the minors.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA just cost us the game
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA muffs another. what a fucking bum.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and what a bum this vazquez is.
when was the last time this mental midget pitched over a mistake?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Javy's enjoying the run cushion
Really enjoying it. Roomy!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ruh roh?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching to the score.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA generated 3 runs and has now given them back...
by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can BA be created or dstroyed?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lord knows Ozzie tried the latter.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry = Hillary
“But I have the same timestamp and I alone care for the poor, working white men on this site. So I win.”
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozzie tried the latter
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jim 1, larry 0
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfair -- Larry's probably posting from an iphone -- that makes for slow typing
by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am dynomite with those things.
so should larry.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im still trying to figure out how you afforded an iphone
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
affluence is a bitch.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
College student?
Gambling, silly.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLEARLY
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GDP PLZ
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy do I wish we had Chris Young
I wonder what that would be like…
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To the wayback machine!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all i know
is that if the sox had chris young, SSH would think he was the worst baseball player ever.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
batting average, silly
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So fat, too.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want a 14 man pitching staff? how many GD starting pitchers can a team have?
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Imagine he and Jon Rausch on the same team. Tall.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
welcome back, javy. i feel like i haven't seen you since '06.
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by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-1 slider for a strike is a pretty decent pitch
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Fatavaio Dofat.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Body image thing, Jifat??
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the pregame interview
Dotel said that there was only one thing that could prevent the Sox bullpen from having a good year:
God.
by ReservoirDog on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, who's coming in?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 10, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new thread
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/5/10/507405/game-36-gamethread-2#comments
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that lag's a bitch, eh, colin?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 10, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEW THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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