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Someone please post an alert on the current gamethread that there is a new gamethread open.

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So where were we?

Oh yes.

Everybody’s fat.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dimitri Young is the fattest

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you know who was fat?

George Scott.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taft was the fattest president.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

George C. Scott

as George Patton.

Of course, those horizontal stripes behind him didn’t help.

by ReservoirDog on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are getting raped by lookout landing

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in comment number? dang.

they’re on three!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just like yo momma.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beer battered dotel.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet sassy molassy

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you been to a Whitey's

when there were no weirdos present. White Castle is a weirdo haven.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don't have them here, sadly.

I miss the chicken rings.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got that right.

I recommend the WC at Archer and Kedzie for some 2:00 a.m. “weirdo watching.”

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what, so you can rob us?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries. the metra isn't running at that hour anyway.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It depends if I have enough on me

to buy a sack (insert joke here) an order of onion rings and a chocolate shake.

If not, look out.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of sliders

Feisty, what’s the best slider you’ve ever seen from a right-hander?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

adam russell

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd have to say Sudden Sam McDowell

You want to talk about some late-breaking action.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something feels odd...

Not quite right. Wait, you mean, we gave up 4 runs and still have the lead?

Please explain this “run support” concept to me again.

by vince_ on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

first you have to understand that batting average

is the most important thing. ever.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say

I was sort of expecting a tie game there

by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't that what happens when you give up 3 runs in an inning?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

XBH Machine

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a man.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man??? Man???

Deity.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And look at that baserunning

He knows so much by knowing.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that wasn't dreamy.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so close.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no one has rights to someone with biceps like that.

he’s with us as long as he cares to grace us with his presence.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4eva!!!!!

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-ever

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but you lacked fundamentals

first, you didn’t reply. and, second and more importantly, ever? showing your age, wu.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tiger Beat, dude

Have a kid, will ya?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to have one

to avoid being creepy at the 7-11, Roger.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if you get a subscription.... oh, i think i've said too much.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being able to buy Tiger Beat

and wear silk tank tops and cutoffs is what makes America great.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And knee-high white socks and sandals

complete the visual for me.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are so florida.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this going to turn into some weird pre-vatican II catholic family rant?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So?

NOW U R AGANST GOD AND FAMLY?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd like to see paulie lay one down.

that’s the fundamental play here.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

squueze!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is what you'd do to Q!'s bum?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

get in line.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a nice pitch

and we do know Paulie is susceptible to the change

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the slider. and until he "gets right," the fastball.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's important to make these relievers throw pitches

Swish is going to make it happen right here.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in the "fly out" sense of that phrase.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had no more awesome to bring…

by vince_ on May 10, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's at least twice he's hit the ball fairly well at fielders. still a positive development compared to his luck of late.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Logan to face Ichiro?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Toby flashing the gun.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cairo killed us last year with the Spanks.

Not now. Seattle-itis.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the lack of sunlight and all the strong coffee messes up your timing

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is a POS

Whoever wanted him on the Sox?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that POS?

someone stupid no doubt.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i bet if uribe wasn't so fat that would have been a double play.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're easily surprised tonight

I’d be surprised if we hold on tonight for the”W”.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro wishes he was Q!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, right. Q can't steal 50 bases. nobody on this team can.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JO sobs.

‘I can steal 60! No 70!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q doesn't steal bases.

Q steals hearts.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

15 of 16? Bleh.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walking WFB

To bring the tying run to the plate = Not smart.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ozzie sure is intent on getting the most out of dotel these days

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this sure is looking good.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BANANA CANNON

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BANANA CANYON

(Is my friend’s term for cleavage)

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that reminds me. i meant to ask, what DID you do on your anniversary?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFU

No canyon – plains.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF was that?

Ugly.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was wacky.

Thanks, Willie.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Roach Dotel

Where batters step in and something happens

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

COWABUNGA

can i say that?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

only if you also occasionally drop an "i'm colin, who the hell are you?"

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're just making shit up now

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

John McLaren

Is a pretty special guy.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish the posts here were more straightforward

as i suspect they’re ahead of the various gamecasts and i’m sitting here with noradio and no tv trying to find out wth is going on.

by sti3 on May 10, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you're no semiotician

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

deciphering the argot here

is a full time job and I already gots one of those.

by sti3 on May 10, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

try Muzzy for all your new language learning needs!

someone needs to make that say “WHERE ARE MY BILLS OF LADING? OH HI I DID NOT SEE YOU COME IN WELCOME TO SSS!”

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serengeti Plain, sir

Kill or be killed. Eat or be eaten.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

serengeti serenchmeti. hiking today, a coyote ran across the trail ahead of us with a gigantic rodent in its mouth.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dog killed a snake and a squirrel

on separate days in my backyard last week.

So there.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

hawk “uribe up with two walks, thats right, two walks, in the game”

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BA needs to get that strut out of his system

boy needs to learn hisself some respect.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus f__k

that half inning took 90 seconds or is it me?

by sti3 on May 10, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, look at the time

It’s, like, 3 AM here. Gotta bail.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did you move to greenland?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not even 1 you hoser.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Evita?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i never left WU

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dotel and linebrink doing their best to beat toby up with those sliders.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't call that a Dye triple

That ball went into a closet.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like they go into a cave in the corners

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yowsers.

We need some masset up in here.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

95.2 mph on that fastball.

but of course…triple.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's some shit luck on that corner thing.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

linebrink has some heat tonight.

94-95 on the fastball.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lookout Landing is hilarious

After the Bloomquist play:

“I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM”
“I WANT TO STRANGLE WILLIE WITH MY BARE HANDS”
“EVERYBODY NEEDS TO DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH”
“THERE’S NO REASON TO DOUBLE STEAL WITH YOUR BEST FUCKING HITTER AT THE PLATE
WHAT FRESH BULLSHIT IS THIS”

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i enjoyed that as well.

there’s some anger issues over on LL.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game is OVA!

Toby!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Toblerone.

I like that he’s the lineup’s caboose.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he ever.

tank ass

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Big and Lumbering"

so says the mariners crew

Go Sox!

by luzinski on May 10, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what blackout restrictions do you deal with in Argentina?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Food, gasoline, condoms -

the usual restrictions. But all the baseball you want.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get any of the zip code restrictions that mlb enforces in the States

But I definitely didn’t get the opening night Nats game. Not sure about the saturday fox broadcasts.

Needless to say the Sox haven’t been on those.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on May 10, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

toby hall: en fuego.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A triple scores Toby.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

American History Q!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ops back over 1.000

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t hold hands till the 3rd date.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s more awesome than a sack full of ponies!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I posted it before, but his stanford bio has some great "likes and dislikes"

Hobbies include ping pong, listening to music, etc.

Just like me!

Go Sox!

by luzinski on May 11, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm an etc. man, myself.

I etc. as often as humanly possible.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 11, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His wikipedia page says that he’s dating someone that obviously doesn’t deserve him.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Join me in the fan club and

queue up for Q!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

custom jersey time

and yes i expressed doubts about his defense earlier.

by sti3 on May 10, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

are you the one who called him a butcher out there? apologize!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he better bring some knee pads

it’s going to be a looong apology

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys have sick memories

what i like is he’s doing it all different kinda ways with the bat. A curmudgeon on an email list I’m on calls him “TGTBT” and I’d love for him to be hella wrong.

by sti3 on May 10, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swish deserves a double.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

by vince_ on May 10, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least.

such a charming fella.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok…does anyone else here think swish looks like a muppet?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beaker?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

Maybe Bunson, but not Beaker.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the stonedest muppet there ever was.

hobbies: awesome herding, beer bonging bong water, switch hitting (if you know what he means)

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And 3 AM White Hen runs.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever walked…on weed?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weed, no. bong water, yes.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he smokes the marijuana like a cigarette.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey toby, man, lets dye our facial hair!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

another terrible performance by the offense that is the biggest joke in baseball.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

retirees can't handle it.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

49 hits in the last 5 games. i'm sure ssh will be here tomorrow to retract, right?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EHHH FUKK U!!!!!

THERE BATTING AVGERGE IS STILL LAST, fAGGOT. tHEYVE BEN LUCKY, HA AH.

by larry on May 11, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LL game threads still ++

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A joe borchard reference!

“Joe Borchard’s career with the White Sox was less than impressive”

the first line in the first hit on google for “Joe Borchard”

Go Sox!

by luzinski on May 11, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That'll work.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Miguel Cairo: last hope"

maybe that’s why we haven’t heard their color guy since the seventh.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

COWABUNGA

i can say it.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to rain on anyone's parade,

but did anyone else wonder why Uribe held up his glove with the ball when he caught Dotels’ throw? So he’s lucky he hasa gun for an arm or he wouldn’t have gotten Ichiro because of his brain cramp, right, since there was no force?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 11, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

force? the ball wasn't even hit into play.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

story of his career right?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he held it up to show control

To try to sell that he taggged them.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe is Robert De Niro

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ACCORDING TO COWLEY

excuse me, according to cowley BA will get a third straight start tonight, as JD will sit. glad to see ozzie has finally figured out which player on his bench he can actually trust to play competently (if only in seattle?). only took him a little over a month.

also: Anderson on his offense: “Even when I make outs, I know what I’m doing wrong, instead of looking at Walker with a blank look on my face.”

see? even BA doesn’t need a coach anymore.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/

by larry on May 11, 2008 10:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well

let’s not start sucking BA’s dick too much. swishit will get upset. ozzie has been smart in how he’s used him, largely putting him up against pitchers he should be able to succeed against. not to mention the PR and defensive replacement use. but that’s good managing more than anything by ozzie.

and the sox have one old and injury prone player in right and another player with a significant injury history in left. jerry is down but he’s not dead and buried.

by larry on May 11, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the comment on the last blog entry

“Mickey was my idol and Brian reminds me so much of him (runs like a deer), although he is not a switch hitter like Mickey.”

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mickey mouse, i presume.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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