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Game 36: Gamethread #2

Acmilan_tiny by The Wizard on in Game Threads

Someone please post an alert on the current gamethread that there is a new gamethread open.

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So where were we?

Oh yes.

Everybody’s fat.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

Dimitri Young is the fattest

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Do you know who was fat?

George Scott.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Taft was the fattest president.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

George C. Scott

as George Patton.

Of course, those horizontal stripes behind him didn’t help.

by ReservoirDog on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

we are getting raped by lookout landing

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT   0 recs

in comment number? dang.

they’re on three!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

just like yo momma.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT   0 recs

They put the "batter" in "battery."

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:02 PM CDT   0 recs

beer battered dotel.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

sweet sassy molassy

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

Have you been to a Whitey's

when there were no weirdos present. White Castle is a weirdo haven.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i hang out with whitey all the time

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We don't have them here, sadly.

I miss the chicken rings.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Got that right.

I recommend the WC at Archer and Kedzie for some 2:00 a.m. “weirdo watching.”

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what, so you can rob us?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no worries. the metra isn't running at that hour anyway.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It depends if I have enough on me

to buy a sack (insert joke here) an order of onion rings and a chocolate shake.

If not, look out.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 10, 2008 11:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of sliders

Feisty, what’s the best slider you’ve ever seen from a right-hander?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

adam russell

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd have to say Sudden Sam McDowell

You want to talk about some late-breaking action.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Something feels odd...

Not quite right. Wait, you mean, we gave up 4 runs and still have the lead?

Please explain this “run support” concept to me again.

by vince_ on May 10, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

first you have to understand that batting average

is the most important thing. ever.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Gotta say

I was sort of expecting a tie game there

by hitlesswonder on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT   0 recs

isn't that what happens when you give up 3 runs in an inning?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:09 PM CDT   0 recs

ha

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

XBH Machine

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT   0 recs

what a man.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:10 PM CDT   0 recs

Man??? Man???

Deity.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And look at that baserunning

He knows so much by knowing.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, that wasn't dreamy.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT   0 recs

so close.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:13 PM CDT   0 recs

no one has rights to someone with biceps like that.

he’s with us as long as he cares to grace us with his presence.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

4eva!!!!!

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

4-ever

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:14 PM CDT   0 recs

but you lacked fundamentals

first, you didn’t reply. and, second and more importantly, ever? showing your age, wu.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 10, 2008 11:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Tiger Beat, dude

Have a kid, will ya?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You might want to have one

to avoid being creepy at the 7-11, Roger.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

but if you get a subscription.... oh, i think i've said too much.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Being able to buy Tiger Beat

and wear silk tank tops and cutoffs is what makes America great.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And knee-high white socks and sandals

complete the visual for me.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you are so florida.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is this going to turn into some weird pre-vatican II catholic family rant?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

So?

NOW U R AGANST GOD AND FAMLY?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'd like to see paulie lay one down.

that’s the fundamental play here.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:15 PM CDT   0 recs

squueze!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is what you'd do to Q!'s bum?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

get in line.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that was a nice pitch

and we do know Paulie is susceptible to the change

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

and the slider. and until he "gets right," the fastball.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it's important to make these relievers throw pitches

Swish is going to make it happen right here.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:18 PM CDT   0 recs

in the "fly out" sense of that phrase.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He had no more awesome to bring…

by vince_ on May 10, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that's at least twice he's hit the ball fairly well at fielders. still a positive development compared to his luck of late.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Logan to face Ichiro?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:24 PM CDT   0 recs

Toby flashing the gun.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Cairo killed us last year with the Spanks.

Not now. Seattle-itis.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT   0 recs

the lack of sunlight and all the strong coffee messes up your timing

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ichiro is a POS

Whoever wanted him on the Sox?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT   0 recs

that POS?

someone stupid no doubt.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 10, 2008 11:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i bet if uribe wasn't so fat that would have been a double play.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 10, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You're easily surprised tonight

I’d be surprised if we hold on tonight for the”W”.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs