Chicago White Sox @ Seattle Mariners GameThread, May 11, 2008 3:10 PM CDT

Game 37: White Sox (18-17) @ Mariners (14-24)

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 2:01 PM CDT in Game Threads Comment 202 comments

Chicago White Sox @ Seattle Mariners

Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Miguel Batista (RHP)

Time: 3:10 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)

Today's Starters

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
Gavin Floyd	3-1	6	6	0	0	0	0	39.2	20	14	11	4	18	19	2.50	.96
Miguel Batista	2-4	8	7	0	0	1	0	35.0	39	23	22	2	24	26	5.66	1.80

Today's Lineups

Chicago White Sox @ Seattle Mariners

05/11/08 3:10 PM CDT

Chicago White Sox	Seattle Mariners
Orlando Cabrera - SS	Ichiro Suzuki - CF
Carlos Quentin - LF	Miguel Cairo - 1B
Jim Thome - DH	Adrian Beltre - 3B
Paul Konerko - 1B	Raul Ibanez - LF
AJ Pierzynski - C	Jose Lopez - 2B
Joe Crede - 3B	Jeff Clement - DH
Nick Swisher - RF	Kenji Johjima - C
Brian Anderson - CF	Wladimir Balentien - RF
Juan Uribe - 2B	Yuniesky Betancourt - SS

GO SOX!

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this will obviously jinx him

but Gavin’s methods should play pretty well in Safeco

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you can go ahead and cancel the postgame show.

thanks a LOT, colin. CLEARLY, this game has already been ruined.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Done, and done!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 11, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Juan with the pink goatee

‘mmm cotton candy’

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why no JD?

by BCLUTCH13 on May 11, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thome!

Good start against Batista so far.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

3 consecutive oppo/up the middle hits

I guess Walk is home for Mother’s day

by 3E8 on May 11, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

PAUL KONERKO IS AWESOME DUDE

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Konerko sleepy...

...swinging takes too much effort. Yawn.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey dude

check your dudeness.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ibanez continues the left field brutality... yes!

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mariners Fans

On serious suicide watch right now. Let’s push them over the edge with another knockout inning early.

by madvillian on May 11, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's true

i took a look at what’s going on at their sportsblog natino site. they are frustrated as hell. pretty good sense of humor about it, too. i got a good laugh out of it.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would think that after 2007...

White Sox fans would be sympathetic.

Come on, Nick, turn it around soon.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Swisher-assisted triple.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So are we willing to just say that losing skid was bad luck from the bats yet?

I know SSH has been running around using that sarcastically for a while, but c’mon.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

While i'm not convinced the offense is good

i do think that it was uncharacteristically awful during that stretch in part because of bad luck. i think we have a slightly above average offense, but as long as we continue to have really good pitching, that should be good enough

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's nice...

that the Sox didn’t have to face Bedard or Hernandez in this series.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was a WHALE of a play!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice play by OCab...

...Uribe-esque.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice play orlando

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

I’ve been critical of Cabrera’s defense, but that was a hell of a play.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Uribe: OBP machine

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he and cabrera are in a race to .600 OPS

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're neck-and-neck...

at the moment.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing like competition in the clubhouse for motivational effect

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well at least it might not be too much to say

that they both have a good shot at playing above average defense. not that that would make up the missing .250 points of OPS between them.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't tell me how many OPS points they're missing

tell me when they’re missing them

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know what that means

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow ooribe got ichiro

if ichiro is ready ooribe is dead at third.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

That was really stupid.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

straight steal attempt or pickoff?

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quentin nubber turned into DP...

Q didn’t run, thought it was foul.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm sure it was uribe's fault.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

any guilt creeping in yet, colin?

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

disappointed in that 3-2 fastball to walk him

i thought at that point he ought’ve thrown his best pitch. That should be his curve. Also, I doubt he was trying to miss with that fastball.

So yes, guilt is creeping.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

but i'm Catholic, so there's that.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That helps

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice gavin

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Timely GIDP

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like Balentien's get up.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's what larry is talking about...

when he says that Floyd has been lucky thus far.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

absolutely.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

single still costs 2 runs though.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just a goshdarned minute there, feisty. in my 50 years in baseball, i've not seen another young righty finally

realizing some of his potential who could induce a comebacker with the bases loaded and nobody out like gavin floyd can.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this guy has 1-2-3 double play-type stuff, partner

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That'll work.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

getting out of this inning unscathed would be huge

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

also, please don't let ichiro hit this inning

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good escape gavin

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gavin is greased up and wily.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

like the greased-up dude on family guy

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yowza

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Must be frustrating to be a Mariner fan right now...

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like this one for its understatedness:

4:54: Wlad! Wlad! He’s our man! If he can’t do it than I’ll be sad!
4:55: :(

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

like i said before, lookout landing is pretty entertaining right now. no real option but to laugh.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

excellent.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

For Lookout Landing:

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"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Aw.

It took until June for me to break out the “Drink! It’s the only thing that’ll make us feel better” macros.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's been a week

but I finally have time to sit down and watch a game.

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on May 11, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

your new digs in madison?

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

A few blocks from Warner Park. Inspection is tuesday and if all goes well, close in June.

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on May 11, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

excellent work. i love warner park. do the mallards still play there?

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

So i’ll be able to go to the duck blind and walk back home. Also will be nice for Rhythm and Booms.

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on May 11, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Konerko looks bad today

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Do I need to say it?

PAUL KONERKO!!!11one

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

now reached saferly in 2 of 13 PA against batista career.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ sucks but I love watching him hit.

I like his swing a lot from an aesthetic perspective.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You take that walk and like it, AJ.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not a fan of his testing Ichiro's arm.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

aj taking an extra base on ichiro is odd to see.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there's karma for ya

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Waddler knows when to run on Ichiro and when to take up roost on second.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian Granderson?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon BA... impress some honeys.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lots of off-the-hook-letting in this one.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

somewhere along the way it would be nice to score some of these runners.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anderson....

0-5 since the 3 run bomb last night…..

this is why he’s only a bench player at best…

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

Good hitters never go 0-for-5. Ever.

Brian Anderson doesn’t walk up to the plate correctly, either.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ichiro to second on a steal

Predicting second pitch.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

crap. enough with the leadoff baserunners.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It makes Gavin feel alive.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's a Goo Goo Dolls song

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good news from Birmingham today....

2006 first rounder Kyle McCulloch threw 6 solid…...no runs, 6Ks.

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's still in AA?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

deuce em

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i dont know about that one

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He was probably safe.

but them’s the breaks.

Nice turn by Uribe, though.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you can subtract the probably there

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by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

More luck.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I’ll take it, though. Even though he was safe.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that really wasn't very close, either.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's not an accident that he's getting critical groundballs with his deuce

those pitch f/x articles on THT said the curve was a ground ball machine.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stupid gameday classified it as a cutter

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Double play looms very large now.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No luck there.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, could have been worse

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk called that one....

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hawk hit the nail on the head on that one.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

please tell me that wasn't a get me over fastball on 3-0...

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's exactly what it was....

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if we don't tell you, does that mean it didn't happen?

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by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wish. bad play with lopez on deck.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We should be up 5-3

Wasted opportunities will bite us in the end.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

To be fair...

I think the Mariners are beating the Sox in the “wasted opportunities” department.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gavin is a big fan of leaving pitches up today.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

91 mph belt high middle of the plate.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Get Masset!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Think we're going to see some Nick Magic before this game is through...

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Funny how Hawks seems a little more willng.....

to call it like it is with a young player than with a veteran. I like it….but it’s inconsistent.

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I feel The Magic coming on

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He rides in on a unicorn who is riding on a dolphin

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gavin, i'd like to introduce you to reasonable WHIP. reasonable WHIP, gavin.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

51% of SSS, i'd to introduce you to real gavin. real gavin, 51% of SSS.

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

regression to the mean is a real whore.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

down to 50 now

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's got nothing.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He's done.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow. Thank you Safeco.

Get GOB in there.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i vote for buster.

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by Toonderstrook on May 11, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

GOB Bluth?

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Metonymy.

Nick Masset ~ Nick Magic ~ Magician ~ GOB Bluth

ergo: Nick Magic turns illusions for money.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i loved that show. really needs to be brought back.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gob: Am I still in prison?
Lucille: You’re in the hospital.
Gob: Ta-da.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Of course now we can't buy a baserunner...

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What bad luck!

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wide strike zone.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

solar flares

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Weather balloon.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just meant for OCab's backward K

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My name is Gavin and I'm here to say

That I’m hanging sliders in a major way
(beatbox)

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And now that's luck evening out.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wow, that's is babip at it's finest

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone up in the pen?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

There was someone...

but I didn’t see who it was.

Probably Masset.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good.

Roll that dice!!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Magic

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

abra cadabra mother fucker

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hawk blames tone

i think i’d point my finger at symbolism.

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

motif is the culprit

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tony toni tone?

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thomy thomi thome

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the bunt.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the out...

Mr. Suzuki.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gavin is a slippery wanker

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A.J. saves a run.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whattapickbyaj

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's showtime.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Magic!

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

gavin, meet nick. he's going to be guiding the inherited runners home.

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Guess Asshole Ozzie won’t take a pitcher out till he reaches 100 pitches, or gives up 10 hits.

by SoxfaninAZ on May 11, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wha?

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Um.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

solid first comment of the day

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think SoxfaninAZ is playing leftfield today

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Amped Energy Slurpee

IT WILL CONTROL YOU

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Alright, Nick, let's turn some tricks.

That doesn’t sound right.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Illusions, Michael!

I mean Jim.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mirrors don’t work without the smoke.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Swisher's ears are burning.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that what he calls it?

California slang is out there.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Swisher's from Ohio...

dude.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

last how many years in NorCal?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This should be good.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Aww...

...he wanted no part of him.

Seven pitches, all balls, one called a strike, one half-swung at.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just setting him up

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was an unbelievable setup. fooled me.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uribe get the best plate coverage...

...at a buffet.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nicky tried

by larry on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

whew

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's MAGIC!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he definitely has me wondering what the hell just happened.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let’s just say its a good thing this game is in SafeCo vs the Cell…

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He'll never tell.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

93.9 and 93.7 on the fastballs, 88-90 on the cutter

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HOW DO YOU INSERT A GIF I HAVE ONE THAT IS GOOD FOR NICK MAGIC

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

PS IT IS AN ANIMATED GIF

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The tree icon above the post entry field.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ta da!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gob: And now you love the ten commandments. And yet you’re the one who so conveniently forgot “Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord.”

Michael: I’m not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs