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Game 37: Gamethread #2

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Floyd out, Masset in, Sox down 3

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Magic

Pulls something out of something

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT   0 recs

the 98mph heater?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

AJ would've kicked johjima's ass for hitting him

but AJ is afraid of guys who know karate.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT   0 recs

A steel chair doesn’t care about karate.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We're an hour behind Lookout Landing

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:03 PM CDT   0 recs

no, we're two hours ahead in chicago, colin

time zones give you trouble, huh. stick to english

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Double hands

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT   0 recs

ladies and gentlemen, Juan Uribe.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT   0 recs

Juanito!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 5:06 PM CDT   0 recs

Cabrera...

doesn’t want Uribe to have better numbers than him.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:06 PM CDT   0 recs

lies, bold-faced lies

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q!!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:09 PM CDT   0 recs

He loves to drive in runs

And puppies.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:10 PM CDT   0 recs

He can.

And often does.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He dots all his i’s with hearts.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q!’s mother was killed when Krypton exploded.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:10 PM CDT   0 recs

quentin

how many have bought his jersey so far? I will.

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on May 11, 2008 5:12 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm older than he is

So no.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm not ashamed to admit that i have

along with erecting (heh) a shrine to Q in my room.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i painted his likeness on the hood of my camaro

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i eat his scabs when they fall off in an effort to capture his powers.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I should want to cook Q a simple meal

But I shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is me logging off...

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

???

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I'd like to say,..

...partly to talk about it, and partly to let the new guy in on the mood here a little bit. Uh.. Q is.. the light of my life. Um.. I know I speak for the others.. uh, when I say he is.. so amazing.. you know? And, uh.. he’s just.. I wish.. you know.. I wish I could know him more, you know? Because.. he.. he is one of a kind, you know? He’s.. I think about him all the time, and.. well, I’m wondering – should we kill him?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q! the light of my life. The fire of my loins. my sin. my soul. my salvation.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i've done a lot of crying and hysterical laughing by myself while dwelling what we should do about this q! situation

and the only conclusion that makes sense is that we kidnap and torture him until his lifeforce is drained from him.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The Nays have it.

He lives. But the vote shouldn’t have been that close!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It seems somebody has been killing his housepets again.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Who are the ad wizards who came up that that one?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

have you seen this? have you heard about this?

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what a classic sketch. just picturing farley making me laugh.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If you managing to win....

you pinch-hit for Thome here with J.D….otherwise let Thome hit.

by stanchar on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT   0 recs

Konerko has to feel good.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:15 PM CDT   0 recs

AJ

are you gonna take this slap in the face?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:16 PM CDT   0 recs

comes in like a lion. out like a lamb.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yes. ozzie's l-r-l not looking as brilliant as he thinks.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well maybe if the fucking tone wasn't so bad today!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

and all those sins!

at least their diction was good.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Magic!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:24 PM CDT   0 recs

More Nick Magic

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:24 PM CDT   0 recs

my crede card

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well played

Like most Crede pop-ups.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

right

DLS out with a sore elbow after posting an ERA near 6. sweeney being a 4th outfielder. gio having an ERA over 5.

yup. let’s call this trade after a month.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Clearly

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Konerko's the best-throwing White Sox first baseman

Since Frank Thomas.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:39 PM CDT   0 recs

Frank has a big butt and a smile.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Q bats 3rd

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:39 PM CDT   0 recs

chuck garfien poll question

‘which sox player or coach would you take home to mom?’
Is that really a question?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:42 PM CDT   0 recs

i live in my mom's basement.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WHAT R U TALKIN ABOUT

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs