Game 37: Gamethread #2
Floyd out, Masset in, Sox down 3
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the 98mph heater?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
We're an hour behind Lookout Landing
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Juanito!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Cabrera...
doesn’t want Uribe to have better numbers than him.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions
lies, bold-faced lies
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
i painted his likeness on the hood of my camaro
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
i eat his scabs when they fall off in an effort to capture his powers.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
I should want to cook Q a simple meal
But I shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
this is me logging off...
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
Looks like I'm the only one
Familiar with The Guy Who Plays Mr. Belvedere Fan Club.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Yeah, I'd like to say,..
...partly to talk about it, and partly to let the new guy in on the mood here a little bit. Uh.. Q is.. the light of my life. Um.. I know I speak for the others.. uh, when I say he is.. so amazing.. you know? And, uh.. he’s just.. I wish.. you know.. I wish I could know him more, you know? Because.. he.. he is one of a kind, you know? He’s.. I think about him all the time, and.. well, I’m wondering – should we kill him?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
i've done a lot of crying and hysterical laughing by myself while dwelling what we should do about this q! situation
and the only conclusion that makes sense is that we kidnap and torture him until his lifeforce is drained from him.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
The Nays have it.
He lives. But the vote shouldn’t have been that close!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
It seems somebody has been killing his housepets again.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
have you seen this? have you heard about this?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
what a classic sketch. just picturing farley making me laugh.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
If you managing to win....
you pinch-hit for Thome here with J.D….otherwise let Thome hit.
there are three more innings.
you don’t replace your best hitter, or at least one of your best depending upon your tastes, in the 6th.
yes. ozzie's l-r-l not looking as brilliant as he thinks.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
well maybe if the fucking tone wasn't so bad today!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
right
DLS out with a sore elbow after posting an ERA near 6. sweeney being a 4th outfielder. gio having an ERA over 5.
yup. let’s call this trade after a month.
Konerko's the best-throwing White Sox first baseman
Since Frank Thomas.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
chuck garfien poll question
‘which sox player or coach would you take home to mom?’
Is that really a question?
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
i live in my mom's basement.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
just wanted to get that out there.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
Who would you take upstairs to meet your mom?
I would take BA cause he’d leave her satisfied.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Or...
a “K” swinging.
It’s okay, Konerko will hit a three-run homer with nobody on. That’s how awesome he is.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
gaaassss.... he gone!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
hey guys i finished my day touching.
so we can talk white sox again right?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i thought night and day took their definition
from the absence or presence of the sun?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
am i supposed to stick to english or not?
bloody lawyers.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i was referring to the comment threads, dude.
it said LL gameday thread #2 was posted an hour ago when I posted that. I figured it had been adjusted for time zone.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
SHUTTUP FAGGET!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
Ehren Wassmann...
trying to get the ol’ ERA below 30.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions
Safeco giveth unto Ehren
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Do you have enough insurance, larry?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
growin' the brand baby
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
juuuuuuust a bit inside
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
One of these days
MacDougal is going to burst out of Wassermann’s chest cavity, and few will be surprised.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Oh sweet Jeebus
thank you for giving unto us Ehren vs. Ichiro. That will work out good probably.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
You underestimate...
the gascan ability of Wassermann.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
the name is so misleading
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i only knew that it translated into spanish as "Marte"
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Did he say I-runny?
I have the Seattle feed, so I missed that whole conversation.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
well that is what i was hoping would happen
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Somebody hit a slam off Putz last year.
Unfortunately, that somebody is Josh Fields.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
isn't that the guy that kills junkballers?
which coincidentally has been something of a stick in the mud for the White Sox bats this year.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
They've got Adam Russell...
but they probably need his bat.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Russell has 12 Ks in 13 IP so far.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
jim doesn't win em all
just the easy ones
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Fighting Russell is a losing battle.
No. Matter. What.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
By my calcuations
Russell = Four more inches and 30 more pounds of Masset.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
I'll be the Galileo of Masset theory
You just watch.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
but he sucks
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Dewon Day Trivia
His real first name is Amos. Which makes me like him more.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
the fact that he would prefer to go by D.Day makes me wonder
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
poop.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
This situation...
is not nearly clutch enough for Crede.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions
if crede ties this up here, then i will have to agree that he is very clutch
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
that would be impressive
it would surprise the hell out of Farmer
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
his whole world would be thrown askew
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
journalism is destructive to the ego
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
that fastball had pop up to second written all over it
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
I'm still waiting for FSN's pitch tracker
To show one pitch in the strike zone.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
gameday isn't all that cooperative either
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
$.25 wings at bird's nest on sundays. you will not do better than that.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
out here by my school
there’s a bar with free wings monday through thursday as long as you’re drinking
It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt
by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
the bird's nest price is just gravy. the wings themselvs are the best i've ever had.4
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
a shitty end to a shitty game.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
Today - 17 runners, 3 runs. Not good, at all.
Weekend series vs. Mariners:
BA – .302
OBP – .378
And we’re not hitting it at ‘em anymore.
BABIP – .337
Pitching and defense.

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