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Magic

Pulls something out of something

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the 98mph heater?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 5:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A steel chair doesn’t care about karate.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're an hour behind Lookout Landing

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, we're two hours ahead in chicago, colin

time zones give you trouble, huh. stick to english

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double hands

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ladies and gentlemen, Juan Uribe.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Juanito!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 11, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cabrera...

doesn’t want Uribe to have better numbers than him.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He loves to drive in runs

And puppies.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He can.

And often does.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He dots all his i’s with hearts.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!’s mother was killed when Krypton exploded.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quentin

how many have bought his jersey so far? I will.

by shaftr on May 11, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm older than he is

So no.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not ashamed to admit that i have

along with erecting (heh) a shrine to Q in my room.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i painted his likeness on the hood of my camaro

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i eat his scabs when they fall off in an effort to capture his powers.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I should want to cook Q a simple meal

But I shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is me logging off...

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

???

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'd like to say,..

...partly to talk about it, and partly to let the new guy in on the mood here a little bit. Uh.. Q is.. the light of my life. Um.. I know I speak for the others.. uh, when I say he is.. so amazing.. you know? And, uh.. he’s just.. I wish.. you know.. I wish I could know him more, you know? Because.. he.. he is one of a kind, you know? He’s.. I think about him all the time, and.. well, I’m wondering – should we kill him?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q! the light of my life. The fire of my loins. my sin. my soul. my salvation.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've done a lot of crying and hysterical laughing by myself while dwelling what we should do about this q! situation

and the only conclusion that makes sense is that we kidnap and torture him until his lifeforce is drained from him.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Nays have it.

He lives. But the vote shouldn’t have been that close!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It seems somebody has been killing his housepets again.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who are the ad wizards who came up that that one?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have you seen this? have you heard about this?

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a classic sketch. just picturing farley making me laugh.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ

are you gonna take this slap in the face?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes. ozzie's l-r-l not looking as brilliant as he thinks.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Magic!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More Nick Magic

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my crede card

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well played

Like most Crede pop-ups.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right

DLS out with a sore elbow after posting an ERA near 6. sweeney being a 4th outfielder. gio having an ERA over 5.

yup. let’s call this trade after a month.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frank has a big butt and a smile.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q bats 3rd

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chuck garfien poll question

‘which sox player or coach would you take home to mom?’
Is that really a question?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i live in my mom's basement.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT R U TALKIN ABOUT

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just wanted to get that out there.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who would you take upstairs to meet your mom?

I would take BA cause he’d leave her satisfied.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright Brocktoon.

You know what to do.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's not cool.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gaaassss.... he gone!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey guys i finished my day touching.

so we can talk white sox again right?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sun’s stil up…

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doesn't work that way.

we’ve got to keep order here.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought night and day took their definition

from the absence or presence of the sun?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

am i supposed to stick to english or not?

bloody lawyers.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was referring to the comment threads, dude.

it said LL gameday thread #2 was posted an hour ago when I posted that. I figured it had been adjusted for time zone.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHUTTUP FAGGET!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

32.40. awesome.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you safeco

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juuuuuuust a bit inside

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of these days

MacDougal is going to burst out of Wassermann’s chest cavity, and few will be surprised.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looks terrible

Not what I expected following his minor league numbers

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 11, 2008 5:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For a sidearmer he seems to get the ball up in the zone a lot. That can’t be good.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh sweet Jeebus

thank you for giving unto us Ehren vs. Ichiro. That will work out good probably.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Be not afraid...

...Cairo owner of the .095 BA is up.

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 5:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the name is so misleading

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how so?

roughly translated into german, macdougal means wassermann.

by larry on May 11, 2008 5:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i only knew that it translated into spanish as "Marte"

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did he say I-runny?

I have the Seattle feed, so I missed that whole conversation.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

I’m happy I can read.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well that is what i was hoping would happen

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somebody hit a slam off Putz last year.

Unfortunately, that somebody is Josh Fields.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

isn't that the guy that kills junkballers?

which coincidentally has been something of a stick in the mud for the White Sox bats this year.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One Dewon Day.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Russell has 12 Ks in 13 IP so far.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jim doesn't win em all

just the easy ones

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but he sucks

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dewon Day Trivia

His real first name is Amos. Which makes me like him more.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the fact that he would prefer to go by D.Day makes me wonder

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was born on Sept. 29

So that’s not it.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

poop.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GET LEXI UP IN THIS SHIT!!1!!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 11, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joey Pop-up

Clap clap clap-clap-clap

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This situation...

is not nearly clutch enough for Crede.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 11, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MacWasserman made sure of that…

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 6:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if crede ties this up here, then i will have to agree that he is very clutch

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be impressive

it would surprise the hell out of Farmer

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his whole world would be thrown askew

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll say this:

I don’t know who I am anymore.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah. Okay. I should want to send him a fan letter telling him how good he was in the episode where he teaches everyone how to cook, but I shouldn’t want to type the letter on a death certificate.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

journalism is destructive to the ego

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that fastball had pop up to second written all over it

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joey Walks

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Will it be a clutch walk?

by vince_ on May 11, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm still waiting for FSN's pitch tracker

To show one pitch in the strike zone.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gameday isn't all that cooperative either

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 11, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to order some wings

In clutch style.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 11, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

$.25 wings at bird's nest on sundays. you will not do better than that.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

out here by my school

there’s a bar with free wings monday through thursday as long as you’re drinking

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 11, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the bird's nest price is just gravy. the wings themselvs are the best i've ever had.4

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a shitty end to a shitty game.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 11, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Today - 17 runners, 3 runs. Not good, at all.

Weekend series vs. Mariners:

BA – .302
OBP – .378

And we’re not hitting it at ‘em anymore.

BABIP – .337

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 11, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Wassermann is this bad...

may as well bring back MacDougal.

by SSH2005 on May 12, 2008 7:49 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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