Game 39: White Sox (18-19) @ Angels (23-17)
Chicago White Sox at Los Angeles Angels, May 13, 2008 9:05 PM CDT
John Danks (LHP) vs. Jered Weaver (RHP)
Time: 9:05 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)
GO SOX!
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Let's get this biznitch started
I smell a W for Danks!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Weaver the next "bird" Fidrych?
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weaver has already struck out more Sox in his career
Fidrych vs. Sox: 2-1, 2.60 ERA, 27.2 IP, 29 H, 4 BB, 3 K.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after that first inning
it might time to start putting him in the same category as Johan Santana…. Why show up?
1 run in 13 innings, 10 hits, 15:1 K/BB ratio
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm..does he have an interest in commercial trucking?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we're off!
First pitch at 7:0 something, a fast ball for a called strike on O-Cab
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't going to be too tough for Weaver...
First three guys in our lineup trying to hit a 5-run homer—one sky-high popup and two strikeouts.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Gary Matthews playing lead off for the Angels?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The same reason that Cabrera is leading off for us
Scoscia and Ozzie are two of the brightest in the game…
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarge Jr. always seemed to own us...
but that was when he was on the HGH.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were good times
I remember Halos Heaven calling my paper a rag for reporting it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks throwing 91-92 MPH according to WCIU.
Nice job getting out of that inning unscathed.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk sounding Suessian about Guerrero
“He can hit it high and low, from his eyes to his toes. “
He can hit it in a box, he can hit it with a fox.
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe likes green eggs and ham.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it's a local thing
there’s a whole poem and shit. though i think it’s “from his nose to his toes”, however.
by thatshortkid on May 13, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure if its the same
but there is some kids song, Head, shoulders, knees and toes or something. Fox had a little skit on it they ran a few times over the last few years.
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't hear the name Weaver without thinking of UHF
“OK Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper, or you can go for what’s in the box!”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God bless YouTube.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
“The URL contained a malformed video ID.” ?
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s try it again.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garret Anderon vs. John Danks...
Those were three of the ugliest swings you will see.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They looked pretty to me.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when people were talking about trading...
Konerko for Kotchman and Santana. LOL.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish we were facing Jeret Wright
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost a White Sox...
Instead, the Yankees gave him the big bucks and the Sox signed El Duque.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cubs got owned by Shawn freaking Estes...
with the wind blowing out. That’s nice to see.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walker is going to petition the league
1.) Changeups should be outlawed. The pitch itself is evil, and scares the bats.
2.) Pitchers must challenge hitters over the middle of the plate. If they go low and away a run goes up on the board for your team.
3.) If a ball is hit super high, it counts as a home run. We have figured that Crede hit 98 home runs in 05 alone.
4.) Right field is out.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The top of the 1st inning was enough evidence of why Walker should be fired...
Three guys, each trying to park a 5-run homer.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Swish and Cabrera
Forgot completely how to hit under Walkers watch.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The harder you swing, the longer the bat.
The longer the bat, the more plate you cover.
It makes perfect sense.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like you are creating Massett
I suspect this is what NASA’s announcement is about tomorrow
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baserunner!!!
wooo!
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't expect a Crede walk to be the first one.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo-hoo
Way to break up the perfect game
“The San Gabriel mountains are the only place you can see a national league park and an american league park” You know, unless you vising one of many skyscrapers in Chicago
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, who said that?
I’m fairly certain you can see both parks in the Bay Area as well as NYC from various vantage points as well.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk said it
but he was fed it by somebody else in his ear, he referenced them by name, but I don’t remember…
He also might have said the word “Mountians” again, making the statement true, I think
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least these strikeouts are running up his pitch count
Weaver wasn’t able to make it passed the 6th in his two previous starts against he Sox, and it wasn’t because he was getting hit… it had to do with his pitch count… 107 and 114
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like watching your lineup get owned...
by a pitcher that has been getting shellacked by the rest of baseball.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the powerhouse offense in Kansas City
Shellacked him for 8 runs over 3 1/3.
But Hawk tells us, his velocity is up. That and the fact that our team doesn’t adjust to low and away. Opposing pitching coaches must snicker when they prepare for our team. Pitch to one spot and put it on autopilot.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, would Hawk make a better hitting coach than Walker?
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
...he invented the batting glove!
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad's so strong
He fouls one off his foot to the shortstop.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like ones that count.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe we can score some runs too
or am I asking too much?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just barely.
looked lackadaisical. The white sox lack the fierce urgency of now.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey blue!
Weaver doesn’t need any help against us
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no mike rouse!
The Phillies received IF Mike Rouse from the Chicago White Sox to complete the May 7 trade for IF Gookie Dawkins. Rouse joined Lehigh Valley (AAA) on May 9.http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3640108
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 13, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Based on names alone
We won it handily.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do teams even make stupid little small trades like this?
Did the Knights need a SS badly or something?
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They needed an infusion of Iron Pig blood
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the sox actually spend time
Looking at opposition pitching charts and how they attack our hitters. Its not exactly a secret. Low and away, put it on auto. One 3-2, throw a change. On 0-2 or 1-2 throw into the dirt.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo-hoo
our second baserunner…. and we’ve run his pitch count up to 72 (18/inning)
/small victories
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk...
(paraphrase) “hitters don’t listen to hitting coaches.”
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed that one
“Cheat doesn’t (often) listen to Hawk
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk and DJ
The hitting coach is the hardest thing to do in baseball. If you tell the hitters what to do, like move up on the plate. None of them will listen.
Why exactly are we paying Walk then. Fire him, and buy more twinkies for Juan.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what you'd call a diet
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ!!! Canceling the postgame show
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a hit!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember last May in Anaheim?

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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Memories.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why jim, why?
I hate this guy…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why is it OK to ask pitchers to adjust...
...but not hitters?
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A.J. went in hard.
If you know what I mean.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did the Sox feed's gun say?
Crede just swung through an 86 m.p.h. fastball?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously its because he doesn't listen to the hitting coach
That’s why teams should have 2 hitting coaches
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought thats why Gellinger was on the payroll
I mean he really doesnt teach hitting, and showing videos of home runs may make the hitter feel good but hardly breaks down their swing.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"OK -- now let's slow it down."
“It’s a fastball and BOOM!”
(rewinds—plays)
“BOOM! Look how far it went!”
(rewinding)
“And now the home run’s going backwards, oh noooooo!”
(lots of giggling)
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got me - just the crap Hawk and DJ are spewing
Apparently they were told to build the case for Greg.
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the ambiguity of the argument...
“It’s not Walker’s fault that the offense sucks.”
“We have a lineup full of veterans and they should know what to do at the plate.”
So what do we need Walker for again?
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget
Vets know how to mininmize these issues. They cut down the slumps were as the younger players fall into these slumps for longer periods
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess the lineup is back to being unlucky again...
I think it’s time to admit that this offense just sucks.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Struggling pitchers must love to face the Sox lineup...
and watch their ERA’s shrink.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too look on the bright side for a second...
...Danks has been impressive.
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I hope that one bad pitch doesn't hurt him here.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was no bad pitch
He threw Matthews an 0-2 fastball off the plate, as in not a strike, that he poked into right field… (Uribe was playing him up the middle, so he obviously didn’t have a read on the pitch/location)
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was high and it was straight and it wasn't that far off the plate...
I know one thing—our lineup would never think to slap that pitch to RF.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True - especially considering the pressure of knowing what the offense will do
This has got to be wearing on these guys
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good rebound
He needed a good outing, because these contact/speed teams seem to wear him down.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how
west coast johnny is gonna look against us.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
er…jonny
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Danks, can you somehow give the Angels negative runs so we can win this game?
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN West just ran a stat
Cabrera reached base 63 straight games with the Angels, and only Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio have longer streaks.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And then we get him and he turns into a pile of suck.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just offsetting that record with
trying to get 65 games without reaching a base. Its all about goals and records for some of these guys.
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wait til he gets hot
or will he then just be a steaming pile of suck?
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Hawk, that Nintendo DS is really helping our lineup's hand-eye coordination.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
‘I’ll tell you what Feisty, that Nintendogs taught me how to love again
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
99 pitches 5.2 innings...
Might be about to be gone
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Spoke too soon
at 101 the manager whose name I can’t spell will send him back out there
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Scioscia...
but I looked it up.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everbody talks about how smart he is
But nobody talks about how brave he is, recovering from radiation poisoning.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These dome stadiums are just killing the Sox.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The White Sox, a team with a million excuses.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 13, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's see if Danks pays attention to Anderson
Two straight uncontested steals after two-out singles, if I’m remembering right.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he did pay attention
he gave courtesy throws to first each time
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not on Napoli
but there they go… you’re right
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven't all the steals been on off-speed stuff?
including the last one, a looping 79mph curve?
by thatshortkid on May 13, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, Danks didn't know that that was the third out.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He knew -
just didn’t feel there was any point in leaving the field. By the time he gets to the dugout he has to walk back
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox didn't seem to know how many outs there were
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon guys...
...there are only four-out innings when Buehrle’s on the mound.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not even the chair.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many got that one, Jim.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 14, 2008 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a pitch dammit
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So after he reached 99 pitches
He’s used 5 pitches for the next 3 outs…
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I commend AJ for his ability to delay his lazy flyball until pitch 5
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STRETCH!
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"You're not the boss of me," says Paulie.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STRETCH!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our "unlucky" lineup...
has dropped Jered Weaver’s ERA from 5.59 to 4.86. That’s some talent right there.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Thome and Konerko to hit something or get on base
Swisher too
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Konerko maxxed out his vertical.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie has changed the lineup around a lot so far...
They still suck no matter what.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares what order they're making outs
they’re all making outs
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have Ozzie leadoff...
...couldn’t be worse.
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No significant splits
.804 vs. lefties, .802 vs. righties.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is that strange thing that batter did
it looked like he was protecting the plate and just hitting to the opposite field. That is so strange an un-conventional. It seems to defy all logic and reason. Is that allowed?
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They went twice with a changeup outside...
...and their batter adjusted the 2nd time. Amazing!
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7th Angels hit
4th by a right-hander dumped into Right field
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twinkie-ball...
It’s a shame that our hitters think that RF is out, just like SSI71 said.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird, huh?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be nice to have a guy come off the bench and get a hit.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 13, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk is going to blame the ump now for the eventual run scoring...
because he stopped Danks mid-pitch.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose - its because of that time out - damn ump
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take it easy, Hawk...
I think it will be because of the 1 hit.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which hit?
the duck fart? the shank? or the bloop?
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The nice thing about the Sox is I expect them to lose this game by 5 runs
The don’t leave much drama after the starter leaves
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, very true...
It won’t hurt as much when the final score is much worse than 1-0.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The insult to this will be when KW and company
Cheap it up on the draft. Get us a grinder instead of a stud.
by southsideirish71 on May 13, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta make a better pitch than that...
but he’s probably gassed by now.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He pitched his ass off
Too bad he ended up giving up 3 earned runs
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ND! ND! ND!
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side
when Dotel gives up the bases clearing double, Danks will sitll be able to claim a quality start
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
Dotel is really good in these situations.
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leave him in
You can’t think that the guy you’re bringing in is better than Danks
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh, another wasted performance by a starter...
Over/under on inherited runners allowed in this inning?
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad Ozzie won't use Linebrink
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go out on a limb
And say Dotel gets out of this unscathed. What the hell.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I predict a 6 run inning
Including a Hunter homerun just to generate some good “one that got away” stories
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to help the ballclub.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna say 2 score.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
‘I can score that run in 4 pitches.’
‘I can score it in 3.’
‘score that run.’
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aybar having an '06-'07 Cabrera-like AB
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by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big strikeout on a way high and outside pitch...
Vlad up now… lol.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's one...
Vlad vs. Dotel—6-for-19, 2 2B, 1 3B, 1 HR.
But it’s not like there’s a silver bullet here.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Perfect time for some breaking shit in the dirt.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And A.J. blocked it.
Dotel earned his money there.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has definitely been earning his money lately...
Dotel’s strikeout numbers are ridiculous. 25 K’s in 16 IP.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's bizarro world
I can’t help but feel my pessimism helped out
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel has been nasty lately
In his last 8 outings, he’s pitched 9.1 innings, alllowed 5 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 16
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk’s sphincter was so tight i bet you couldn’t slide a greased tee into it.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He said in some interview that he has always sucked in April.
and he’s had a hell of a May so far.
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See - thats why hits are over-rated
All those hits and what do they have to show for it – the same as we have
by Brush Back on May 13, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't do anything with that pitch
But it’s never fun to follow up awesome relief work by looking at three strikes.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk with the silver lining...
“We have only stranded 3 guys.”
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The bases are *spotless*
But slapping it the other way… novel concept.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, the "Oh Do Tell" nickname needs to die a violent death, D.J.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know it's an awful nickname
When my mom beat him to it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO FAIR
You cannot use right field
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he didn't take advantage
and run to 2nd.
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he tried 3 times
must have been sleeping on that other pitch…
2 outs with one swing though… so you know, he’s got that goin for him
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's more like it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side...
we doubled the number of hits we had
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is definitely going to be a painful game for fans of one team.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if you're already numb like I am.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5th RHed hit to right field
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right field is just an unproven theory like evolution or gravity.
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The white sox are intelligently designed.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
50% of Sox hits tonight have been to right.
what more do you want!?
by Trooper on May 13, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When is that BABIP bullshit going to turn in our favor?
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
About the same time this global warming bullshit brings us unseasonable warmth
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD-fense.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson didn't even bother to run
He plays outfield, poorly, and he thought that was a routine play
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 13, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher's arm is MUCH worse than advertised...
Jesus, his arm sucks.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose it is fitting that the defense did us in...
by vince_ on May 13, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Might as well be 10 - 0 ....
my god this team is pitiful.
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q is pissed.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton did a good enough job.
Poor, poor bastards.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And for all his good work...
...Dotel will get saddled with the loss.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said this before and I'll keep saying...
They need to fire Greg Walker. Two and 1/2 years of no hitting bullshit and this guy is still around! They didn’t keep Razor Shines around for God knows what, and they keep this fucking piece of shit around. I still remembered when he played for the Sox … He sucked then and he sucks now. My only problem with Ozzie is he is exactly like the Bush administration…Loyalty seems more important then logic. Fire this loser NOW!!!!!
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My only problem with trading Garland was we got this loser for him....
Could have gotten more. But, I don’t blame Cabrera, I think Walker has done a lot to ruin him. Just look at Rowand’s numbers when he left.
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But Rowand said...
“During the last couple of years, I learned a lot about myself and my swing,” said Rowand, who hit .309 in 2007, with 27 home runs, 45 doubles, 89 RBIs and 105 runs scored. “[In Chicago] I depended on [Walker] to watch and break down every one of my swings, and I leaned on him and depended on him too much, instead of learning a feel.
“Milt Thompson is Philadelphia’s hitting coach, and I have nothing bad to say about Milt whatsoever. But he doesn’t break down your swing mechanically the way that Walker does. He’s more of a feel guy than about mechanics with the swing.
“So it’s almost like I became my own hitting coach and had to make adjustments myself,” Rowand added. “I’m already out swinging right now. Two months have gone by, and normally when I start hitting, I feel like I don’t know what I’m doing. This year, I feel like I’m right there still.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera is awesome...
I’m sure the Angels want him back.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q's back on track, hopefully.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q is the only person who cares.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB Thome...
I’m starting to think Thome is nearing retirement.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tsuck.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye has making up to do.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Still can’t figure out how the Sox ever got Quentin
by SoxfaninAZ on May 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and how he isn’t ruined yet.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooo.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye almost single-handedly lost this game.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how demonstrative F-Rod is
It’s not like you need the help from God against this team, Frankie.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's tahnkful he gets to pitch against them
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought of it that way.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The offense is still just unlucky...
They are going to turn it around at any team.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Walker hasn't had a one-on-one with Quentin...
That’s why doesn’t suck as bad. Can you guys tell I really hate this guy? He was my least favorite Sox player growing up.
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was a pretty decent defensive player tho.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walker?
He had a really nice looking swing. And couldn’t hit LHP IIRC.
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie must have always envied Walker’s nice looking swing.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 14, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad i stayed in tonight.
what a fuckin letdown
by thatshortkid on May 13, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox should trade Danks and Quentin for Griffey Jr.
They don’t fit on this team
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The "Ford Drive of the Game" is Quentin's double that didn't even score.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need
Jose Valentin as hitting coach
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here here.
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by thecip on May 13, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weaver sucks this year, but he found the secret to beating the Sox...
Throw the ball down the middle…they can’t hit for shit!
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can this stat be true?
Jim Thome Against Relief Pitching Update:
4-41 (.098), with 20 K’s
My God.
by SSH2005 on May 13, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's unclutch!
How many of those are LHP?
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him...but he has become a liability.
by Los Soxos on May 13, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is against LHP
But Thome’s OPS is almost .800 and almost .100 points higher than Konerko’s if I’m reading the stats correctly.
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome
I have more faith in Thome having a good year than Konerko. And if Thome were platooned or semi-platooned with a decent lefty-killer, he’d be a very useful player still.
You want to look at the Sox problems on offense? They have crap up the middle: OCab, Uribe, and Swisher are all below replacement level.
by hitlesswonder on May 13, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to see him platooned with Fields.
by SoxfaninAZ on May 14, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my friend just made a good point...
Some bastard most of sold his soul to the devil in ‘05 for the rest of us to put up with this crap!
by Los Soxos on May 14, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many times will Ozzie threaten to quit this year?
If they play this bad all year, I would!
by Los Soxos on May 14, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder when Ozzie will realize that these lineup changes don't matter...
Ozzie said after the 2-0 loss that more changes were coming with the lineup on Wednesday. Things are getting desperate.
Unless we are adding Albert Pujols and A-Rod to the lineup, Ozzie may as well save his time and effort.
by SSH2005 on May 14, 2008 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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