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Sox Reach .500, In Case You Cared

A Jim Thome (!) RBI single in the top of the ninth plated AJ Pierzynski in what was seemingly the least likely way the Sox could have possibly won tonight's game. The Sox now mosey back into second place in the AL Central, 1.5 games back of the Wahoos. Tonight's game was one that most would have figured for a win, save for a lack of defense, and it seems like a minor miracle that the Sox pulled it out.

 

  • Carlos Quentin is apparently human, after allowing a fly ball to drop right in front of him (and in front of Orlando Cabrera and Joe Crede) that led to the first two runs of the game. They went down as earned, but CQ, if no one else, should have taken charge on that fly ball. 
  • Speaking of Joe Crede, his defense nearly cost the Sox the game on a bobble that allowed the Angels to score their third run of the game. Brooks Robinson, indeed.
  • AJ was once again impressive in the two hole, finishing with three hits - none more impressive than what should have been a leadoff single in the ninth. He pushed the issue with Reggie Willits and was able to stretch the single into a double. CQ nearly doubled off the wall - settling for moving AJ over - before Thome delivered two batters later. If nothing else, AJ is playing some of the smartest baseball on the team.
  • Paul Konerko looked to be in a lot of pain throughout each of his at bats. He was icing his thumb in between innings and had a noticeable grimace after each swing of the bat. He could sit in favor of Brian Anderson (with Nick Swisher moving to first) if he really seems to be in as much pain as he's been showing. If a DL stint occurs, watch for Jerry Owens to get a call.
  • Juan Uribe left the game with a pulled hammy, watch for the Cuban Missile to start at second tomorrow night.
  • The pitching was stout once again. Javy Vazquez was able to work out of most of his jams, Matt Thornton got the one guy he was supposed to (though Crede had other plans), Ocatvio Dotel remained on fire, and Bobby Jenks had one of his more impressive 1-2-3 saves this year.
  • The Cheat was benched tonight in order to rest up for interleague play.
This brings the Sox to 4-3 on this west coast swing, which isn't too damn bad for a team with historic struggles on the left side of America. With a three game set against a San Francisco team that is the opposite of talented, we should expect nothing worse than 6-4 on this road trip.

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Konerko's in pain

Paul looks like he needs to hit the DL. He needs the break physically and mentally.

Uribe should be released in favor of Chris Getz. But hey, there will be termites and Juan Uribe on the White Sox when it’s all over.

by Daniel Berlyn on May 16, 2008 1:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

getz

from rotoworld:

Triple-A Charlotte’s Chris Getz went 4-for-4 with a homer and a walk on Wednesday.
Getz is attempting to prove that he’s a viable alternative to Juan Uribe at second base for the White Sox. He’s currently hitting .298/.360/.484 with five homers in 124 at-bats. However, away from the hitter friendly environment in Charlotte, he’s batting .226/.314/.290 with no homers. May. 15 – 3:56 am et

sounds like pablo II

also:

Brandon Allen went 5-for-5 and hit for the cycle Wednesday for Single-A Winston Salem.
His extra hit was a double, so he had 12 total bases in the contest. The 22-year-old Allen is batting .305/.346/.594 with a 33/6 K/BB ratio in the Carolina League. He has about as much power potential as anyone left in the White Sox system, but he’s not going to make it unless he cuts back on the strikeouts. May. 15 – 3:25 am et

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aj has more than half the doubles(13) he's had in each of the last 3 seasons(24, 24, 21).

he also already has 10 walks. that might not seem like a lot, but consider the fact that his career high for walks in a season is 25 (2008). prior to that he had seasons of 22, 23, 19, 24, 13 and 16. that accounts for all of his full seasons in the majors.

i’ve heard mention of some different contacts aj has been wearing this season; and i think he was the one that got hawk raving about the nintendo ds. could these factors really be contributing to what i’m temporarily calling the “new aj”? i don’t know if this trend of great offensive output can continue, but aj seems like a different hitter these days.

and you know what else? many of us were probably surprised to see aj in the 2-hole in the lineup, but his current output is pretty nearly ideal for that spot in the order. so kudos to ozzie for seizing what might be a great opportunity. now if we can just get him to put swish back in the leadoff spot and drop ocab towards the bottom of the lineup i could be convinced that ozzie is starting to get the knack of this filling out the lineup business. good times!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 16, 2008 1:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

actually i'm gonna go out on a limb and call this fanpost worthy.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 16, 2008 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

catchers in the 2 hole

so crazy it just might work. Turned around the 1983 team… ;)

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 5:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He lost a lot of weight too

He’s in better shape then he usually is.. makes it a bit easier to stretch a single into a double, but he has been hitting the ball pretty good so far too.

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was going to note

AJ looks to be in excellent shape. He’s as slim as I’ve seen him since he joined the Sox.

by madvillian on May 16, 2008 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ in the ninth

No doubt that his hustle won the game. Kudos to Thome (for getting the GWH) but AJ is still at third unless he turns the single into the double.

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 16, 2008 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what's gotten into our Sox?

Konerko stealing night before last? Thomer driving in key runs? AJ with all-out hustle and heady play? Arethe boys waking up?

They’d better get it while they can. Summer gets hot and tiring. .500 looks pretty decent now, but our history of post-AS break play (until September, when Uribe heats up) ain’t too stellar the past few years. .500 will be hard to maintain if that’s as good as we get before then.

It is refreshing to read (haven’t seen the games – too old) about a sense of renewed professionalism from the team leaders. I wonder if the pitchers have had conversations with the position players about sharing the load.

Concerned about Crede’s defense. 8 errors is a lot already. Bring up Fields if he’s going to play a similar “D”.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 7:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ's hot bat

is such a bonus. His eventual “wearing down” in the later months of the summer always seem to coincide with the Sox post-AS malaise you mentioned.

Crede is in a full-on fielding slump. That boot last night was atrocious. It looks like his glove problems are in his head now, and he looked scared to screw up the play. Too bad Javy missed out on the win. Thornton did his job too.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reasons for (my) optimism:

1. At the 1/4 mark of the season, I’m happy with .500. They only play 9 home games this month, and the home games they played in April were basically in winter weather. I know that sounds Walkerish, but I’m pretty sure the consensus here was the Cell would add OPS points to Swish (for sure) and Cabrera (probably). Some home, warm weather cooking couldn’t hurt PK or Thome either.
Yes, the downside is that our pitchers will give up more HR’s.

2. I said I’d be happy with a 4-6 Left Coast trip, and ecstatic with any more wins than that. I guess it’s possible SF could sweep, but…

3. Pitching, pitching, pitching.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 8:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I’m happy with .500 too and for those exact reasons. Plus, no one else is really running away with this division, even if the Indians do look stronger lately.

Optimist

by Peder on May 16, 2008 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see 90 degrees for tonight's game at SF

90, 87, 84 for fri, sat, sun

http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/mlb/result/?from=mlbopt1&query=SPORTS_TEAM_SCHEDULE&team=bebd

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

record highs all over here this week.

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

walker is jumping with joy!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lovely night in Anaheim...

...sitting a few rows behind the WS dugout, in my Obama t-shirt, surrounded by a sea of red. Thankfully there were enuf Sox fans nearby to blunt the Orange cty. faithful and that goddamn rally monkey. One observation -Ramirez appears so weak and twiggish his one batted ball looked like a 10-year old playing w/ daddy. Very happy to see Thome with the key hit - he was all smiles after the game, waving to Sox fans, slapping high fives.

by RoyEgan on May 16, 2008 8:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome's clutch hit

He came through, but I still dont feel confident with him. Someone cited his woeful performance against relievers (~50% K rate). We’ll probably see him pinch-hitting in the 8th/9th 3 times this weekend.

During last night’s game, DJ talked over side-by-side Thome shots of him hitting a bomb and also hitting a popup to illustrate that his swing is the same in both. He stated that timing is the only issue. So basically, have no fear Sox fans, the only issue is timing, and even though its affecting PK, Swish, Cabrera, etc also, its minor.

The Sox have a fever, and the only prescription is more timing.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 9:22 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

Ozzie just expects to use Thome as a pinch hitter. Also…

Richar update
Trainer Herm Schneider said second baseman Danny Richar is progressing well with the fractured first left rib that sidelined him most of spring training, and the Sox hope he will start a rehab assignment with Class AAA Charlotte by the end of the month.

by SSH2005 on May 16, 2008 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the update!

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any significance

to “he will start a rehav assignment in AAA?” Perhaps I have the wrong perception of rehab assignments, but I normally take it to mean having a player play at a lower level to get back in the swing of things before getting called up to their appropriate level.

by jeeves on May 16, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

are you saying his appropriate level isn’t, you know, the major leagues?

by larry on May 17, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interleague Play Begins

• MLB.com Shop Interleague selections
• 2007 Interleague stats | Wins: AL 137, NL 115
White Sox are 104-89 -.539 since 1997 when IL began
2007 IL Sox 4-14 vs LA Angels and Tigers at 14-4 each

MLB.com has all the stats on Inter-league play

by floridajim on May 16, 2008 9:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko's injury

Anyone know if Konerko’s injury is something that will get better with a week or two of rest, or is it just something that won’t go away until the end of the season?
If rest is an option I’d throw him on the DL for 15 days and let Brian Anderson prove if he has actually turned the corner and let Konerko get healthy.

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 9:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

according to Hawk

on the pain scale, the bone bruise is somewhere between being caned and being on fire. He also said treatment is both resting and playing through it. Then DJ requested the usual anecdote from Hawk’s playing days, yada yada…

If its a bone bruise, that sounds like rest/DL would be the course of action. I don’t see how PK is going to get right by continuing to hit, especially when he’s not exactly tearing it up.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly, it's not like he's hitting anyways...

Send Konerko to the D.L., stick Swisher at 1B, and Anderson in CF. Get Konerko healthy, improve the defense, and get Anderson some AB’s. The way Konerko is swinging the bat right now, the change from Konerko to Anderson probably won’t matter much at all.

by SSH2005 on May 16, 2008 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

RE: Subject and Link relationship…

good defense helps keep down ticket prices? :)

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With you.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without clicking through, let me guess

SSH is referring to dimensions and the need for CF D?
Otherwise…

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed...

I just don’t see the downside. We lost the DH this weekend, Konerko is hurt and hitting like crap anyways, Anderson was actually productive when he was in the lineup last week, and the park is a factor. Go defense this weekend, Ozzie!

by SSH2005 on May 16, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going to guess

Konerko gets a few games off as soon as we get back to AL ball, sitting Konerko and Thome doesn’t seem like something Ozzie would want to do. (Not saying I agree with it, but I imagine he’ll want at least one of his big hitters in the line up)

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk

Sounded a bit more idiotic then usual last night, but maybe thats because I haven’t been able to watch a game on TV for a week or two

by 815Sox on May 16, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight, IMO.

1. Cabrera, SS
2. AJ, C
3. Q!, L
4. Dye, RF
5. Crede, 3B
6. Swisher, 1B
7. Ozuna, 2B
8. Anderson, CF
9. Floyd, P

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What you want

or what you think it will be ?

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Los dos.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you bat Ozuna ahead of Anderson?

And if Ramirez is so bad that Ozuna starts over him, why is Getz not here with Ramirez in AAA?

by SSH2005 on May 16, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call!

But Adam Russell is. Did you know he is 6’8” tall?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and can play all 10 positions!

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sasquatch!

and iirc he has the beard for it

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's easy enough to remedy.

the 40-man is at 39 at the moment, and Danny Richar and Andy Sisco could be moved to the 60-day DL at any point.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 16, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But once on, is the player then on and can't be removed

Or at least not be removed without the risk of losing them? Inquiring minds want to know. (I sure don’t know)

Of course if he works out – who cares.

by Brush Back on May 16, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if he doesn't work out...

it doesn’t matter, either. Nobody would care if the team lost him.

But yeah, a player has to clear waivers before they’re removed from the 40-man.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 16, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So its that in between appearence that messes it up then

Where he shows potential – but not enough at this point.
Speaking of not enough at this point… when are they going to send Ramirez down. Ozzie couldn’t move BA off the roster fast enough last year, yet this year we seem to be clinging onto to a player that is obviously overmatched and not producing. (ok, we have several of those – but we can’t move them)

by Brush Back on May 16, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I honestly have no clue...

as to why Ramirez is on the roster. It’s entirely baffling.

I can (sort of) understand Toby Hall and Pablo Ozuna, but there’s absolutely no reason why Ramirez is sticking around that I can see.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 16, 2008 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am disappointed

All the creativity flowing from this site and no one has used the current 20-20 record woven into a story utilizing “hindsight”?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Even more disappointing is YOUR failure to weave a 20-20 record

into a narrative of your favorite drink:

http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tremendous site!

i love the internets.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love what he says about Boone's Farm:

Boone’s Farm just does not have enough alcohol per volume to be a bum wine. In a bum’s mind, heavy-hitting competitors such as T-Bird, Rosie, and Wild-I leave Boones in the dust. If Boone’s would make a 17% alcohol per volume version at the same price, perhaps bums would reach for it. This sugary swill is more of an underage drinker’s economy wine than a bum wine. You won’t find empty Boone’s bottles in any rail yard or heating vent, but you will find it in the local bowling alley parking lot or make-out spot. There is just no bumvidence to substantiate the bumsworthiness of Boone’s Farm.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still have trouble drinking anything called "Sangria"

Thanks Boone’s Farm!

"I'll bring the awesome." -The 'Swish'

by Hazymania on May 16, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st and only experience w/ MD 20/20 - Spring break 1972, Daytona Beach, Fl.

The term “Power Barf” was coined one fateful night.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Power Barf" story

It was oh, let’s say 1980, when I was sitting in the left field bleachers at Comiskey I.

Several seats to my right was a drunk guy in his mid-20’s who had his eyes shut and was just sort of rocking back and forth in his seat. This went on for a few innings, when suddenly – WOOSH! – a forceful stream of vomit came flying out of his pie hole that must have lasted 30 seconds.

Some of the spew got on a banner made from a bedsheet that he and his buddies had brought along (perhaps it was a message of encouragement for Rusty Kuntz). The drunk guy, now fully awake and feeling quite chipper, proceeded to pick up the banner and swing it around his head wildly, thus spreading vomit throughout the surrounding crowd.

Luckily most of the fans had cleared out when the power barfing began, but a few unlucky sould were the recipient of a spew shower.

Damn, I miss that park.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

chipper

very true. a good vomit can really perk you up.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW you tell us?

Maybe we just need to get a few feathers into the pre-game meal ritual for Thomer/Swish/PK/OC. A little vomitatorium, like ancient Rome, might do the trick re: ending the hitting slump.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about laxatives?

To entice them to move around the bases quicker.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were you a wrestler in high school?

Gotta cut weight somehow…

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My apologies to Jim Thome

As he approached the plate last night with 2 outs and the go ahead runner on 2nd, out loud I said, “Awwww crap!”

I now regret these words, but he had been 0-12 in the series up to that point, so I hope Mr. Thome can understand my frustration and concern at the moment. I’ll try not to let it happen again.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

we all know thome (still) hasn’t hit as many clutch hits as carl everett did in a 19 day period in may 2005.

by larry on May 16, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True dat!

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Thome does believe in dinosaurs

Sorry, had to work it in.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was an invitation, wasn't it?

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT&T Park

My brother-in-law/Sox mentor attended a game there in April.

They stand an usher at the end of the aisles who holds up a sign during at-bats that says something like, “In consideration of our seated fans, please refrain from returning to your seat until there is a break in the action.”

I personally don’t go carting my ass back to my seat while people are watching an at-bat, but I think there would be some ridiculed (and ignored) ushers if they tried that at The Cell.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you stating that there are different societal norms in SF

than at the Cell?

I am knocked out.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It all starts with the glory holes in the mens' bathroom stalls

I figured you’d appreciate that one WU

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 16, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you need to tap your foot

or if you are in the stall, is it assumed you’re “ready”?

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no tapping. just wide stance will do, senator, er, i mean 'gater.

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is amusing

Also amusing that the site prohibits swearing. WTF? I’d be offa that site in 5 minutes. Is ours the only site (other than NY) where people actually communicate like real baseball fans?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've only seen a couple of the other team sites

but on those that I’ve browsed, the posters are much more polite/respectful. Also boring. And not very funny.

Viva la swearing and ridicule.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

these guys even have

rules & regulations

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure sucks to not have a perfectly balanced offense

maybe we should merge with the angels.

http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/5/15/518915/why-the-angels-are-4-6-in

The absence of Chone Figgins and Howie Kendrick is exacerbating the problems of a batting average-dependent offense

by larry on May 16, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't notice till now, but after socuring the roster I discovered the Sox dont' have a major league secondbaseman!

Someone need to inform Kenny Williams and Ozzie that they have been playing without a 2B this season.

Honestly, I’m surprised it’s gone unnoticed this long.

by hitlesswonder on May 16, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question of the day: Does Uribe's defense beneift from his mass?

Is his range simply a by-product of the gravitational attraction of the ball to his center of mass? Is this an unfair advantage over trimmer shortstops like OCab and Jeter?

by hitlesswonder on May 16, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he a black hole, folding into his own gravitational pull?

Or a flavor of quark?

Where’s Einstein when you need him?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's dead Jim

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 16, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought his name was albert...

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UCB!

Albert Einstein diary

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 16, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

socuring = scouring

where’s my damn autocorrect when I need it

by hitlesswonder on May 16, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should trade them Uribe.

Seems their in need of some non-batting average production from their 2B. Even if they don’t give us anything back in return at least Alexei can gain some weight if Uribe isn’t here hoarding all the food.

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw Soriano homer, pose, pose some more, trot off.

I effing hate that. I hope he and all other “homer, pose, pose some more, trot off-ers” get HBP the next time up.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so did soriano when he was 25

but quentin is about as far from a prima donna as you’ll find, outside of greg maddux or something.

by larry on May 16, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's up with that?

We need a fiery leader, not more humility! This guy needs some Ozziefication.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Getting traded for a AA prospect probably helps with the humility. I guess your right though, 5 years of this and he might change his tune too. That’s one positive of playing with veterans like Dye, Konerko, Buehrle, and Thome, can see what it means to go about your business as a professional.

by Grinder in Training on May 16, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you inferring that the boys are rubbing off on him from 25%

of a season’s proximity? God, I hope not. We need him to hit.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They rubbed off on

Swish and Cabrera.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ scoring the lead run yesterday

When he came across to score the lead run yesterday, AJ was fired up and yelling something at someone and pointing. Was the yelling directed in the general vicinity of his adoring fans, or was he targeting his venom toward a specific individual?

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it was the scoreboard guy

AJ was mad at the 70’s picture they put up with the prince valiant haircut and nerd glasses.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was wondering what it is for

everybody was booing loudly (well, except for the few and the proud of us that were there, of course). i just figured it was “OMG!! it’s teh AJ!! ALCS-BOOOOOOX0RZ!!!!!!” as per usual.

by thatshortkid on May 16, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was directed

at one individual. His name is Tom Selleck. AJ wasn’t a big Magnum P.I. fan and he blames Selleck for the whole mid 1980’s Hawaiian shirt craze. 20-years of frustration came out when he crossed homeplate.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, well...understandable then

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 16, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any update on Uribe's

strained/pulled fat?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm all for cutting uribe

simply so we can be free of this. the phrase “run its course” comes to mind.

by larry on May 16, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

may we start Ramirez "anorexia" jokes?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 16, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But that's all I got!

Don’t take that away from me Larry!

I’m going to have to polish up my matierial this weekend….Larry is apparently not amused anymore. I feel like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory, but instead of racist jokes, I got fat jokes.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how bout Masset?

man, no one complains about him anymore. At least not when he doesnt pitch.

Has Masset been destroyed?

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

destroyed? unpossible.

he only pitches ~ 1 time a week. and when he does, it’s only because other guys have already f’ed it up. those guys are totally stealing masset’s thunder on this site.

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy, easy.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 16, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't really rip on Masset...

He has a 4.26 ERA and 20 K’s in 19 IP. The 1.52 WHIP isn’t so hot though.

by SSH2005 on May 16, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it might be easy to rip the fact he's on the roster,

but not worthwhile to rip a guy who pitches in as little-leverage situations as he does. in his seven relief appearances, he’s entered the game down 5 in the 2nd, down 4 with the bases loaded in the 3rd, up 11 in the 9th, up 7 in the 9th, down 5 in the 7th, down 9 with the bases loaded in the 9th, and down 3 in the 4th.

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And trading on previous success

Reinvent yourself, BSS. I was called out yesterday for the AK reference being too old and irrelevant. So immediately shifted to 50 Cent, also irrelevant, thogh in this century, at least.

Have fun tonight – I’m going out with the old men and getting hammered.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I have to move on to......

....Mr. TOBY HALL.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can't just change the word uribe to toby in all of your jokes, though.

"For those that don't understand stats... that ops is horrifying."

by Toonderstrook on May 16, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?!

No, I got some new material.

FIrst off – what is the deal with the name Toby? I don’t know too many Toby’s. Toby Keith, Toby Maguire, Toby from the TV show The Office….that is about it. What is Toby short for?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

toblerone

from his favorite snack. Like Paciorek was Wimpy.

damn, now I’m just enabling you.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

I was going to say that it was Welsh for Thomas – but yours has a better punchline.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 16, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe jokes are the best!

nothing can displace them!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 16, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you say that now, but we both know you'll be

wondering out loud if he really is “orca fat” sooner than later

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 16, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OrCa isn't fat

He’s from the South Side. (Of Columbia)

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 16, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*though*

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 16, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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