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Game 53: White Sox (28-23) @ Indians (24-28)

Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians, May 28, 2008 11:05 AM CDT


Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Jake Westbrook (RHP)

Time: 11:05 a.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)


Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Gavin Floyd 4-3 9 9 1 0 0 0 58.1 36 22 19 6 27 25 2.93 1.08
Jake Westbrook 1-2 4 4 1 0 0 0 29.2 28 10 4 5 9 16 2.73 1.11



GO SOX!

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Wise gets the start in CF, Crede batting 8th...

Otherwise, the usual suspects.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 10:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Swisher gets the day off.

I think it should be Konerko getting as much time off as possible, but what do I know?

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

We'll wait for an official SSH lineup.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Show him who's boss, Ozzie.

Sit Cabrera down.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

; )

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're got to be kidding

is this “be nice to career minor leaguer called up for a week day”?

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

judging by what i've seen so far

yes. and i was getting more to him batting 7th.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm sure it's so ozzie can utilize his speed higher in the order

of course, there’s a couple roadblocks ahead of him so that plan probably won’t work, either.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Uribe started his rehab assignment yesterday, and Richar started his the other day. I guess they want to get a look at Wise to see if he’s worth keeping around once one or the other of those guys come back.

I’d rather they keep Wise than Pablo, for instance.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

With all that inactivity...

I don’t want to be Uribe’s belt right about now.

What would Kittle do??

by thecip on May 28, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cabrera has raised

his BA to .246 from near .200, as well as Ozzie’s ire.

by floridajim on May 28, 2008 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

WTF with the start time?

I haven’t even had lunch yet and the game’s begun? Can’t imagine being on PST – Toonder’s not done throwing up from last night. JRE, this must be breakfast time for you.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

*pukes*

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

the streak may be broken

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too soon to tell, lar

How do your boys feel today? Itchy for GF?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

shouldn't that guarantee a Sox a win?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're selfless. you know who else was selfless, feisty? not orlando cabrera...and not yaz.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sudden Sam, Hawk?

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 28, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is the principle that something changed just becase it is being observed?

I think stanchar’s “contrarian” index is kaput – too much pub. Guys are betting on the “stanchar uncertainty principle” now.

Need a new, improved indicator. How about a “larry ball chafing index”? (Sorry, but I am such a kid.)

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you're thinking that you're reverse-psychologying it

Then I the reverse-reverse thing happens, no?
In other words… ruh roh.

by Trooper on May 28, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

No HOF for you.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still nobody out.

It’s a good thing that they didn’t use Masset yesterday – he’s in for 4-5 innings of work today.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions  

20 pitches, 15 strikes

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Nice job by Floyd really

I’m starting to think he’s a better pitcher than I thought

by hitlesswonder on May 28, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

He is gonna blow right by that one if he plays.

I would have thought it was higher than 13 though. I guess its a littler harder to turn 2 from RF with the shift.

by Trooper on May 28, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

if he plays

at this point, the sox have to make absolutely sure he doesn’t get the PAs to make his option kick in for next year, whether you think it’s a dick move or not. $13M for this would be terrible.

by Ryno on May 28, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

can they rework the deal in midseason?

So, could they tell Thome they’d like to Platoon him, but in exchange they’ll give him more money this year (5-6 mil) since that means he won’t hit his PA for the vesting option next year?

by shaftr on May 28, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

sure

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

if he's still hitting like this in July

the justification for the bench is there.

I find it hard to believe that he wont come out of this, but he just looks horrible. He’s not even drawing walks (3 in the last two weeks).

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 28, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

By my calculations

he’d have to have 668 PA’s this year to earn that guaranteed option. That’s more than he’s ever had in his career

by Qucifer on May 28, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

he needs 1100 combined in 07-08

he got 536 last year, so he needs 564 this year. He’s already got 195.

I think he’d have to miss about 20-25 games NOT to get it.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 28, 2008 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

PAs not ABs

he needs 1,100 total in 07-08. he had 536 last year in 130 games. he’d need 564 this year. if he doesn’t go on the DL or get platooned significantly, he’ll get there.

dammit, nordhagen just scooped me. oh well, i’m posting anyway.

by Ryno on May 28, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

would we be paying all 13

isn’t philly picking up something?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 28, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

it may also have something to do

with the fact that historically he strikes out a lot. the less balls you put in play, the less gidp.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

And he usually doesn't...

put the ball on the ground that often. He’s been doing it a lot more this year.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was funny to see Gameday call it 2nd to 3rd to 1st DP

Took a second to realize the shift must’ve been on and the 3B covered second.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rally Killing

Thome and Konerko…crushing the offense right now.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 28, 2008 11:37 AM CDT reply actions  

i would've mentioned that my balls were itching.

but i figured you guys didn’t need me to give you the heads up on that one.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

seeing as how there's only 1 black, hard not to...

not counting recent callup Wise.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh, archie!

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

stifle

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jhonny will be calling the scroer

to get his erorr chagned.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 28, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

I think we're seeing...

the familiar pattern emerging…

If Quentin doesn’t have a good day, this team probably isn’t going to score runs.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

prescient

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

the occasional solo shot is entirely in keeping with the familiar pattern.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye's 9th HR

8 are soloes

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 28, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dan Quayle?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you say quayle, i say quail...

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

meathead

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

solos it shoud be?

sorry, Jhonny Peralta’s name has got me all messed up

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 28, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

that black guy can hit

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

but is he still slow?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome has hit Westbrook very well.

.400/.464/.80/1.264

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

28 ABs.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope GF enjoys his run

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

take it back!

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will Ramirez bunt him to second?

clearly he should.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

viva la ozzieball!

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

what would Scoscia call?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know what he'd call.

but i know who he’d call…the official scorer…on command.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

VG.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will the Cuban Missle lose his job when Juan gets healthy?

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, Orlando.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

This is quite the sad bastard bunch today

2-1 good guys, oui?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 28, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

bad guys.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

well no wonder I was so optimistic.

Mea culpa

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Patience, Q!, patience...

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

that's why q! has to be patient...to wait his turn at bat.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

(planning ahead)

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He shouldn't see a strike.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Q spits at taking a walk

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

good thing we have all those 2Bs

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Get Robbie Alomar on the horn!

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

good thing alexei flies based on the depth of the flyball on gameday

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah but he may be hurt

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happened?

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

leg. maybe tweaked something in the slide. limped back to dugout. we'll see if its anything

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

very effective slide.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q...but no exclamation point

Still gets the job done.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

From Let's go Tribe.

he’s out. damnit. fuck balls.

by gte619n on May 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i thought they couldn't swear

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ramirez @ home.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

ramirez

who’s on third?

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

must've thought ramirez was out at the plate.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q's tears can cure cancer

Too bad he never cries.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

It's funny

But you need a new set of facts.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would imagine he's done

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do the Sox lead the MLB with men left on base? Gotta be.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Have nothing but Gameday to go on at work

Big Bro has shut down all the sports sites’ accessability. So what’s up? 3-2 Sox? Who’s in at 2B for us? Slash (dammit, it WILL catch on)?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, all he needs is a top hat, a les paul, and a cigarette dangling from his mouth

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do see we are now back to having no starter hitting > .300

though no one is under .200. Ah, mediocrity of BA, thy name is the White Sox.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, mediocrity of recall, thy name is winningugly.

fwiw, big media (espn) has latched onto the cabrera calling the scorer story.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, if effin' Bill F. Clinton can talk about his wife's amnesia at age 60

in a Presidential campaign I can be forgiven a short brain cramp in the middle of work managing lo these many millions at age 50+.

I agree with larry – get a real job.

;)

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of real and unreal jobs,

this one affords me the privilege of touring san quentin this afternoon if you’ve got any last-minute shout outs.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez, I just got that -

forgot my G ‘n R. Too focused on Stewart.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

kordell stewart.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

nascar

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 28, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

jockey who rode eight belles

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kordell Stewart, former Steeler/Bears QB, was nicknamed Slash

because of his multi-talents (HA!). QB/receiver. Slash.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Thanks. I don’t follow football at all.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say you are missing out

But, in this city that’s a good choice.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Peanut?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

time for a David Cook HR

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Wise

Doing a good job of preserving his .199 career batting average.

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on May 28, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Good thing I can't watch this game

I would have been slightly perturbed watching our powerhouse lineup in that inning.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions  

baseball is not a game for short attention spans, ozzie.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I laughed at that line

I imagined someone actually telling the real Ozzie that.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, isn't there a famous "line" of batting average that is considered

little league-like? The Rob Deer line?

Wise is clearly not an adjective when at the plate for this man.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

3 more innings of indians relievers?

not sure i’d call this one yet.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

So wait

You’re allowed to hit the ball with men in scoring position? In back to back at-bats?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

There's MY contraindicator! JRE and SSH back-to-back with negativity!!!!

7 run rally next inning.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

My hero.

I don’t even need all 7.

by Trooper on May 28, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx, Troop

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay=cakewalk

(looks at standings).....

Oh crapola.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

face caves in

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't call it a cave in

But it would be cool to have a head explosion a la Scanners

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA For those that are uninformed.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiger's 1st Masters win in 1997 - similar picture

when he hugged Earl. Big vein on the side of his head. The Augusta born/bred guy I was with (at the tournament) and I were later watching the replay on TV. The guy then says in his best Southern drawl “T-aye-gur, are yew a Scanner?” Had to be there I guess.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't face him

Pitched last night and was lit up.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that line him up for sunday?

or you mean he got dropped from the rotation due to suckage vs non-sox?

by Trooper on May 28, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

IIRC I didn't see him listed for Sunday

but could be wrong. In which case I’ll be seeing him up close and personal.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

sonnanstive v. buerhle sunday

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, news flash

I am wrong. Dammit – I hate driving 2 hours one way to see the Sox score 1-2 runs. Especially with 2 old (probably) drunk men needing to pee every 30 minutes.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just mention White Castle to him

see how he pitches after you’ve planted the seeds of crave.

by Trooper on May 28, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 k's and 0 walks is good...

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

On the bright side....

I think we Perez is their best reliever and hopefully he’s through.

by stanchar on May 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

sox haven't done that well against borowski according to something i think cheat posted yesterday...

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not in 9th inning save situations

never more than a run… only one blown save

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 28, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are due against Joe B, assuming they're in a save situation.

Gotta go with the stanchar negative index until the Black Swan occurs. Gotta play the musical chairs until the music stops.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

will it be a Cabrera GIDP followed by a Pierzynski pop-up, or the other way around?

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL, nice bunt...

and nice idea to bunt there.

by SSH2005 on May 28, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

A good manager...

like Mike Scioscia, would be making a call to the press box right now.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Poor execution!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 28, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

as opposed to what, selling them?

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

barter

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're the best

or the worst. whatever. keep it up.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's from the slide a few innings ago

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

this one's OVA

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

letting some sunshine into your heart wouldn't hurt, ssh

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a joy.

stanchar and SSH posting in sync.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

and ssh has complimented the sox twice! in one day!

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got dinged up on the play at the plate in the fifth...maybe aggravated it scoring on aj's double.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

When he stepped into the box

I thought to myself “don’t walk.” It’s a mid-90’s Thomas situation right now.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 28, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a very apt comparison.

Except he can run. And is slightly less surly.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

and you occasionally say things like...well, read my current signature.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quite the judicious one today - "occasionally" is generous

and you could’ve reamed me for my Sonnanstine mistake (though you did misspell it) and didn’t. “Scared straight” today?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, only occasionally wrong to that degree with a grand pronouncement.

"Let's assume that Kenny is still convinced that the White Sox can compete in 2008, which seems to be a good assumption. Apparently, Kenny thinks that Rowand would be a better acquisition than (Andruw) Jones to compete in 2008. My main point is that Kenny is a moron and this proves it."

by Toonderstrook on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's because you're a stupidface.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

More like a "Thomas Lite"...

situation. Quentin’s not nearly as good as Thomas was.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and won't be

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Understood

I was just referring to the situation where you got to the point where you hated to see him walk with men on base because you didn’t know how those guys were going to get home otherwise…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah - he's hot

so why pitch to him? I called him our “Bonds” last week – do I think he’ll hit 756+ homers? No, but he’s the only one on the team you don’t want to face in any crucial situation. Same with the “Frank” comparison.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

why give away outs?

when you can barter them.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you are Bear Stearns -

then you just have the taxpayers guarantee them.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No team has been doing it.

They keep pitching to him with 1B open.

by SSH2005 on May 28, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q gets the exclamation point!

Seriously stop being so good to me.

Rusty Longley v 2.0

by Ozzie Montana on May 28, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

My script...

Boone starts the 7th….then Dotel…then Thornton…then Liney…then Bobby…not in the same inning of course…

by stanchar on May 28, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

unerring

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

That lead was nice while it lasted, too.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

unless you like excitement

the tension is appalling.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just saw your, signature Larry.

1. VG.
2. It’s a long season .
3. I am the genius who said “Bear Stearns at $3.10 is the greatest short in history.”

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know

they’re not likely to win 89. i just think the quote is funny.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

dotel makes them go numb

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

because you predicted it.

duh.

The Rays win 80 games and will ship you your favorite 6 pack or bottle of reasonable wine -Tdogg

I would sell Rays 89 til my fucking face caved in - ballyb

by larry on May 28, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go Tribe not wild about it, either.

LET’S GO GRADY.

by gte619n on May 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

AJ cant throw you out!

by Tribe Alive on May 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

How about a steal attempt before the bunt, Wedge?

by gte619n on May 28, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply reply

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on May 28, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

New thread

Wiz started a new thread, posted to tell people in here. I read and obey.

by madopal on May 28, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 28, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it wasn't

Pretty but we will take it, won’t we?
Why can every other team or player execute a good sacrifice bunt except us?

by floridajim on May 28, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

word

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 28, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

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