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Around SBN: Ellenberger vs. Sanchez Heats Up, Hughes Talks Retirement

Game 31: White Sox (14-15) @ Blue Jays (15-17)

Chicago White Sox at Toronto Blue Jays, May 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT


Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Dustin McGowan (RHP)

Time: 6:07 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)


Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Javier Vazquez 3-2 6 6 0 0 0 0 38.2 37 16 16 1 10 37 3.72 1.22
Dustin McGowan 1-2 6 6 0 0 0 0 35.1 36 15 14 2 17 28 3.57 1.50



GO SOX!

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The lineup's wrong

Crede’s been scratched. Ozuna in his place

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe crede reads the site and logic's murder made him too emotional to play.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe crede reads the site and

it was logic’s murder that gave him the migraine.

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 5, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just assumed "migraine" was tough joe crede speak for "overemotional"

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

either way

let’s not give SoB too much credit.

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Logic's murder has made me too emotional to watch

so I can see Crede’s point of view

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great

We have 3 automatic outs again at the bottom of the order. So much for “shaking up” the lineup. It still looks abysmal at the bottom…

by PaulieK14 on May 5, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll take the over

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over 3 runs

and Javy shuts them down through 8.

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 5, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over: by many!

I’m back and the bats will be too.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's this about the Sox and blow-up dolls?

They’ve been talking about it for the last 15 minutes on the radio and I still don’t follow. Is the blow-up doll really leading off tonight?

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

yesterday before the game...

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 5, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

I don’t follow this conversation at all.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 5, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I was hoping that “Blowup Doll™” was Orlando Cabrera’s new nickname.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 5, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

OCab leads off - but riddle me this Riddler, who plays "handle the bat" now?

Quentin ain’t got the right skillz, he can’t bunt so he’s a temporary fix. Right now is when we really miss Erstad. Or Eckstein even – Gibbons is a moron batting him 9th, everyone knows he plays leadoff.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

poor Pete

ready for cardiac arrest when Ozzie tells Carlos to sacrifice?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully we can put the 1950s slappy's bunting follies on hold

I assume this is similar to putting Fields in the 2 hole last year. Get him more fastballs, let him loose. If this is an idea to take the OPS leader on the team and turn him into a bunting, slappy, hitter. Then Ozzie will get torched.

by southsideirish71 on May 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you miss Podsednik too and his .343 .477 .486?

I had to blink when I saw that line, but the Rockies are using him primarily as bench player/4th outfielder.

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blow-up sex toys

if they were Walker’s idea, I say let him keep his job.
Though thank the lord Fields wasn’t there to see them.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

or swishit!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 5, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

tho I can see Anderson wondering

WTF? These guys can’t get REAL honeys?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

Anderson probably talked to one of them for an hour, and by now is engaged to be married.

by southsideirish71 on May 5, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember Timo Perez' XXL Rally Panties helped stop the 8 game skid in '05

or maybe they extended the skid. I think they came out after game 6 or so…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

"or maybe they extended the skid" - ROFL!

that double entendre was masterfully placed, kind sir

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This lineup sucks

keep swisher at #1 and move OC down…at least

by circles on May 5, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

thome shouldn't be hitting #3

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 5, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome hitting to leftfield

I like that! 9 pitches 4 batters inning over. Why don’t we ever look at pitches and make the pitcher work?

by floridajim on May 5, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

The lineup shakeup worked...

Konerko grounded out to second base instead of shortstop. That’s a change!

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 5, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, he’ll hit a solo HR next time up!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the inning they explode

though my hunches didn’t pay off in Vegas.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Quentin was probably put in the second spot so he’d hit a solo shot and we could get ahead of them early. Then he grounds out to short! Pathetic!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

pathetic. They should DFA him!

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Designate For Assignment.

It’s a way to remove a player from the roster if you want to get rid of him or you’re out of options.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doctor of Fine Arts

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 5, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

pablo has a ph.d. there!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dyes going to right too!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Who saids these guys don’t use the whole field?

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Atleast we’ve got some PH’s for this game. Think we’ll see any of them come in later?

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

K x 3 for javy

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Hall's bat is what's

been missing! How did we all miss that? By the way, I love the earlier complaints about tonight’s line-up. Were you worried they wouldn’t hit? Come on!

by palehose67 on May 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk should have said....

“THAT WAS TERRIBLE!”

instead of….

“HE GOT CONFUSED!”

by stanchar on May 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

What a pitiful effort from Cabrera

and then Uribe stays on third. Who is coaching these guys?

by floridajim on May 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

A player like that, he doesn't need a coach

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

OC and Pablo

really making the pitcher work

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i think Toby’s got more hits now, than he had all of last year!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe toby abandoned the 'juan uribe baseball program'

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

At least we’re getting baserunners to leave on again

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Great

Uribe had to add 30 lbs in the offseason. He should have scored on that. Fuck, he should have scored on Orlandos grounder. In 98% sure we get out of the inning with no runs, it’s sad when you have NO confidence in the heart of your lineup scoring men with 2 outs.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Any chance we make good on this?

1 run even?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

struck him out, men on 2nd and 3rd and we get nothing...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

what was our run expectancy with 2nd and 3rd with no out?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

as in the white sox run expectancy in that scenario?

-1.3 runs.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was the fly by Quentin hit so shallow that Uribe could’nt challenge the OF?

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

No

It was hit probably middle depth. Any average speed player would have scored, and the throw was 10 feet up the line and back. Even Thome would have scored on that throw.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh, no

and the throw being up the line is hindsight.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know the throw

Came after the fact that he stopped, but Im saying even if he did run, he would have had it easily.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

you realize that's alex rios out there?

you know, the alex rios with, like, one of the best outfield arms in the game? maybe you’re mistaking him for ex-sox player armando rios.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The starters have been fantastic!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Great

Nice why to waste an at Paulie

I'm a disgruntled Whitesox fan and I can't spell

by chisox on May 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

"We don't have allegiance to Canada."

-Ed Farmer

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 5, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

i guess those guys do have coaches

or at least figured out the rundown.

and Q is a fucking god.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

nice play Q

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

but no love for cabrera on that?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

That was all Q, his godlike speed to the ball messed up the runner.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was both

the screw up by rolen was not so much on Q getting to the ball – there was plenty of time for him to get back to first. the screw up was not getting back in when it reached ocab. and that was a quick release and an accurate throw by orlando. i’m not about to let my mancrush blind me to reality.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was ok.

We should trade him to an astroturf team, he seems to have waken up this series – how many are left besides Toronto? Or if he’d get his head out of his curo at homeplate we might get our draft picks.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

ass = cullo, FYI

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

scarface - cuban=culo

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

then why curo?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

loose keyboard, I borrowed ugly's

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, I think I need to pull my head out of my culo

cause I think you’re right that ass is culo, now that you mention it

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

tough day at the office

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

His glove

may be shaky so far, but he has really made some heads up plays. This one, the one yesterday that didnt get called, the play to get the runner rounding 3rd on that wet day, and a few other ones. Im sure Uribe would not have had the brains to do that.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap.

I forgot how painful it is to listen to Hawk. Every other sentence, Mrs. Chiburb and I would groan or laugh. She finally hit mute, and I moved to the garage (radio).

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Garage?

What happened to the backyard?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

the sun is setting in the window, can't see

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good - I was afraid you were starting the engine with the doors shut

Wait til next year!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

pablo, pablo, pablo.

he’s like that guy visiting your house who just won’t leave.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Farmer

Uribe can put us ahead.

He is dangerous.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

nice sig. T'was a classic day.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

total hanger inside and belt high he missed, blech

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

A grand slam

puts the sox up four

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least you have Stone for balance

DJ does squat to assuage the Hawk-pain.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I closed the radio for a moment and heard DJ

uribe can hit a homer every time he steps to the plate

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Yaz to Albert Belle - stop the presses

He skipped 3 decades in the same sentence.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

did you miss his Ted Williams

“strength” comments earlier? Lucky you.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I missed that

Yaz and Ted Williams stories together in the same night? An historic occasion, I’ll have to watch it On Demand.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

look for the JD AB

talking about “trusting their wrists”. He almost made me cum.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Need we

even need to play the top of that inning? Should have saved time and moved on to the bottom.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Respect the Q's arm bitch

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

word

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

javy is fantastic

give him some runs you bums

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

McGowan leads the Jays in walks

how many do you think he’s given the Sox?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

This really isn't helping take my mind off

my woes. It’s bad enough through Gameday. Glad I don’t have the live feed.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it cold and windy in these domes?

I’ll bet these fuckers are messing with the HVAC when we’re up!

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, it Must be that!!!

just like the Twinks. Canadian bastards.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

God, I hate domes.

Not that I particularly want to hear the Blue Jays announcers, but the fact that I can’t hear them over the crowd is annoying. And it’s not even like the crowd is loud, there’s nobody there. It’s just a big echo box.

Joist

by Joist on May 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Who positions our defense?

I’ve never seen another team play a defense as retarded as ours. I understand shading a step or two, but when you play your centerfielder in right field you’re asking to give up triples. Nice play OC though.

Joist

by Joist on May 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like OC is a gold glover

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

119 posts be slowing my iPhone

time to call it a night. Hang in there, the Sox may get lucky. Quit laughing, stranger things have happened!

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Joe's got the 120 minute version of migraine

and can come to the rescue with a late inning pinch homer.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Does Russell

need his arm warmed up to play 3rd?

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I cannot effin' believe we have not scored

What is the record for least runs scored in a 162 game season? We might have sumptin’ to get excited about!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Toby’s got the highest avg. in the starting lineup!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

If that don’y make you laugh, nothing will!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

SFIA:

I’m serious. These is other punctuation you are able to use other than exclamation points. Really!!!!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just curious and Colin I know you're out there.

What’s our BABIP for the last 5 games?

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

uhhhh

lemme check baseballmusings…

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

.211 over the last week

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

where'd you get that?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseball-ref

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok i checked

here’s the stat line from 4/28 up to yesterday’s game

Technically, Matt should be the one calculating this, but I came up with .254. 14 of our 36 hits have been for extra bases, but 36/196 is a .184 batting average.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely wrong. We don't even have a .250 BABIP on the year.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Expert analysis right there

“If some guy owns you, they miss pitches like that”

/homerun

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Insurmountable lead!

by SoxfaninAZ on May 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry,

Ozuna, Uribe & Hall in the 8th.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I

just threw up a little in my mouth.

I hope Javy goes 8 innings. If he gets out now, he is at around 94 pitches.

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tinker to Evers to Chance

Or pestilence, famine, and war.

Death – anyone leading off.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor Javy

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i have noticed

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sox have a 2.93 ERA over their last 7 days

And they are about to drop their 6th game in a row. Nice job on the sox offense for nutting up.

by southsideirish71 on May 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not his fault, dude...

This is a team full of veteran players. You can’t blame Walk for our vets not getting the job done.

Ummm, so what does Walker do again?

by SSH2005 on May 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 hits, 8 Ks, no walks and 1 R in 7 IP

all for the loss.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

also should i start a new thread before i go?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

nah, 160 through 8

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

woo-hoo

every 16th batter gets a hit!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

a uribe hit!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

well Wiz and Cheat are here and I don't know how to anyway

I’ll check in from the iPhone sporadically. later guys.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

This is like 1959!

Except we don’t win.

My team nickname that will catch fire:

The No-Go Sox!

As Mel Allen would say, how about that?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

offenseless wonders?

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lose or Die Trying?

WinningNever?

LosingPretty?

The Kids Don’t Get to Play?

by JoeCoolMan24 on May 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That... was not a strike.

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

the blowup dolls came through...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddammit

So we are unlucky 3 nights in a row? Why is the Almighty pissed at us? WTF did we do? What, we won andthe effin’ Cubs didn’t?

I mean, fer Chrissakes. This is ridiculous.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

It isn't luck...

These guys just suck. Our offense is the biggest joke in baseball.

by SSH2005 on May 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 nights in a row.

Lay off the sauce, WU.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

OK, who smashes some light bulbs in the clubhouse hallway?

Who turns over the food cart? Who goes on a goddamn rant (other than Ozzie)? Who’s foot goes up someone’s ass?

I mean, I’m available.

Inquiring minds want to know.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

A stickler for details, eh?

It sure seems like night to me. A LONG night. Like Iceland in the winter. Like Hiroshima.

(OK, hyperbole ain’t my strong suit. But someone has to break off a foot in someone’s ass. And that foot is me.)

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent Animal House ref!

I use it sporadically myself, but no one ever gets it.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 6, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

"good effort by Ozuna"

is Hawk for a normal 3B makes that play with his eyes closed

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by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

pablito, what a POS - that was horrible

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, was about to post this...

Ozuna had a weaker arm than Eckstein on that throw.

by SSH2005 on May 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

and they had to run a slo-mo replay on that

they weren’t doing him any favors

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He just cost us our 3rd complete game loss north of the border.

It’s like Bizarro ‘05 playoffs

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by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Straw - camel - broken back

Everyone has their limit.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Javy must love the fact that...

one bad pitch with no one on base is going to fuck his entire night over.

by SSH2005 on May 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey now!!!

Give this man a prize! I thought this team was devoid of trade bait other than Q or Swish, but JAVY! Yes!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can get Chris Young back for him?

Why keep expensive starters around when we can’t score any runs for them?

by SSH2005 on May 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least that isn't 3 CG game losses in a series...

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Third lowest ERA in the league...

...can’t hit worth a lick. Shameful.

by vince_ on May 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

it will sometime...

but the real question is… will it matter? (will it be too little too late… and will our pitching be this good?)

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

c'mon thorndog, blow this clown away

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Thornton... Stairs...

the matchup.

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

the pattern was we lost because of the 4 out innings….

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by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

gamethread #2

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/5/5/473238/game-31-gamethread-2

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Curious strategy by Gibbons there

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on May 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

What needs to be said?

Bring on the Twins, we are ready for them.

by floridajim on May 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

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