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Is the Party Over?

As Ozzie rants the house is crumbling. Oh had he only ranted louder in the off season while KW was making these less than stellar moves. The Sox need two things to happen to stay in this race.

1) Make major moves.

1a) Cut Jim Thome. The time has come. He has no trade value and why in the world would you give him another contract? Put JD in the DH spot and start shopping for an outfielder. The biggest problem with shopping now is that they will be forced to cough up a pitcher. They have nothing else to offer. Maybe give Fields a chance in Thome's slot. The only thing to look forward to with big Jim are the banners egging him on to 600 homers over the next few years.

1b) Everyone was complaining about Podsednik and Erstad?? Nick Swisher hasn't exactly set this team on fire! When I think about the outfield the Sox could have had I shutter. The White Sox realistically could have had a Cabrera, Fukedome, Quentin outfield! The Yanks would have easily surrendered Melky for Garland and KW should have paid Fukedome. That would have been an unbelievable set of moves.

1c) Uribe, Cabrera, & Ozuna. About the only thing remaining to be figured out here is which one is Moe, Larry, and Curly. What a shame/waste to have only gotten OCab for Garland. We lost out on greater possibilities there. What do you do with these guys? If this organization stays with these three amigos they will sink with them.

2) Pray that the AL Central morphs into the NL Central. If this division bogs down near .500 they may stay alive for an extended period of time.

I leave you with the lineup that should have been,

C: AJ; 1B Konerko; 2B Iguchi; SS Eckstein; 3B Crede

LF Quentin; CF Cabrera; RF Fukedome; DH Dye

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I won't even address the copious number of falacies in this post

Just another Waitonhim fantasy world post

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

Toasted Nuts In Honey

1 cup mixed unsalted nuts, such as almonds, cashews, pecans, hazelnuts and walnuts
1 1/4 cups clover honey

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Spread the mixed nuts on a medium rimmed baking sheet. Bake for 10 minutes, or until lightly toasted. Transfer the nuts to a plate. Let cool.
Pour half of the honey into a 12-ounce clear-glass jar or into two 6-ounce jars. Add the nuts and top with the remaining honey. Seal the jar.
Yield: 12 servings

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 6, 2008 7:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Douchebag Drink Recipe

4 oz Canadian Whiskey
1 splash Coca-Cola

Stir ingredients together in a glass and serve.

Serve Douchebag in a Highball Glass

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 6, 2008 8:46 AM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Guy walks into a bar, sees a woman sitting there...

Says to the bartender, “get that douchebag a drink on me”. Bartender is shocked, but asks the woman if she’d like a drink anyway. She looks at her benefactor, smiles, and says “sure… I’ll have a vinegar and water”.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 6, 2008 8:58 AM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Huh?

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 6, 2008 8:47 AM CDT reply reply   0 recs


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