Game 32: Gamethread #2

the best ruler is one whose presence is not known. perhaps he would be better off taking a break from all this “managing” with his sac bunts and hit-and-runs.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hear wind chimes

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just got the eerie feeling i might have said something profound.

that or there is a gas leak in my place.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uribe multihit game?

What? Did I slip into some parallel universe and not realize it? Does it rain donuts here?

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawk is also a psychiatrist

That was brutal.

I was rooting for Messi

by luzinski on May 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was another job he only lasted a year at

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

When Uribe gets hot

he can carry a team, so says the Hawk.

by floridajim on May 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought that was Ozzie's quote?

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The more I try to stay away...the less I can!

Go Sox!

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't quit Q?

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

VG

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My Clam Errored!

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn fans!

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bartman?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The stakes aren't quite that high.

Hahah.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I find it hard to believe Juan had made it to third by that point

I was rooting for Messi

by luzinski on May 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, he was on his way there.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in the same way we are all on our way to the grave.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha.

That’s deeper than deep-dish, MM.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wu has taken me to a whole other level

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, BuzzKill,

I don’t need no stinkin’ Kurt Cobain moment intruding on our soon-to-be one game winning streak. Fer Chrissakes.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah wu, you are as charming as you are capricious.

and i would like to invite you to blow me. ; )

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

BTW, you have the funniest bio site quotes. I like clicking on the avatar every now and again just to crack up.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well thank you, sir.

after this yhoo debacle, i have little left but my sense of humor.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Were you arbitraging?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where is the 3B coach standing?

Uribe was clueless.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the offensive machine aka "Q"

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was machine-like...

a twenty-hop groundball machine!

Joist

by Joist on May 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

blasphemer!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wooo

‘I fear we have awakened a sleeping dragon.’

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

TORA! TORA! TORA!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice bat flip on a single

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So now we are hitting over fan errors?

Picking up the fan base after a bonehead move – Sox are en fuego!

‘Course even the ‘62 Mets won 25% of their games.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Twins' announcers

are doing everything short of throwing a black cat onto the mound.

Joist

by Joist on May 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Same thing Farmio does.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

details

by Tdogg on May 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Details, details. Things to do. Things to get done. Don't bother me with details, just tell me when they're done.

Who said that son?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Behold the power of polyvinyl

Fire Greg Walker and hire those two inflatable sex dolls

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

VG.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Journey in '05,

inflatable sex dolls in ‘08

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yaz could have handled that maple bat.

No doubt.

I was rooting for Messi

by luzinski on May 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You know who never broke a bat?

yaz

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never was fooled on any pitch - ever - that I saw

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course not. yaz commanded such respect out there he was actually calling the pitches.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let's hope AJ and Hall

took notes on how to release the ball on a throw to second in under 3 seconds.

Joist

by Joist on May 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stop making outs ozzie

we’re not a running team dammit

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i believe this is what's known as preaching to the choir.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOW

Konerko’s on first and he doesn’t have a glove on!!! Whoa!

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ESPN put a blurb up about the game.

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bastards

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Think Floyd has cooled off enough

watching this incredible display of offense?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"Sox pick up a pair"

Maybe they finally have…

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

6.....

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, the voice of Harold Reynolds

in a baseball ad! Welcome back, you groper, you.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

5....

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Swisher handled My Clam

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ESPN showing the Twins feed on baseball tonight...

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Everett with a .189 OBP, wow

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Puntoesque.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hi.

by Trooper on May 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

4....

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HE had a cut

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

GF = The New Stopper?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

NICE

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hawk, WTF?!?!

He did that to Fredo too

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no clue

by Tdogg on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was a violation of the broadcaster's code of ethics

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He did it last inning, too

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

um, Hawk?

I don’t think he likes Gavin.

by Trooper on May 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well...

this might be a good time to get back to making quick outs on offense.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

let's never get back to that.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my idea for a new tshirt

http://www.customink.com/lab/?PK=04604

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like it

...it’s a detailed accounting of hawk’s worth to baseball.

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm loving this!

Gavin is so deserving of this kinda game!

by Option27 on May 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

By the way,

DID YOU KNOW GAVIN FLOYD IS 3 OUTS FROM A NO-HITTER? GRAB YOUR NEIGHBORS, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS!

What a tool. This guys used to play ball?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

by Trooper on May 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

baseball

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what the fuck is the matter with everyone at wciu working the game?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

guy

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

methinks KW might have had a word or two with this team today

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

too bad

because a loss would have been awesome

by Trooper on May 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that should have been a [insert words here] loss.

by Trooper on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

never mind

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i got darryl kile with the last no hitter thrown in which a run was scored by the hitless team.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And look what happened to him

You are a real ray of sunshine tonight, MM.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Market will do that to ya sometimes.

by Grinder in Training on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hear you

but tomorrow is another day, Scarlett.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, i was gonna say let's hope for the best for gf

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

september 8, 1993 houston astros 7, new york mets 1

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when was Joe Cowley?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

now that is existential as fuck!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

meta even

9/19/1986 Joe Cowley CHI 7 CAL 0 A

I thought he gave up a run, I think it was 10 walks or something weird

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No jinxes!

by Option27 on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't post a pic of the tshirt...

WHITE SOX
Chicago’s Bitches

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cre-tactular!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

seems like his hangove...er, migraine has worn off

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 quick outs, please

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anybody in this thread dont freaking leave!

by Tdogg on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wiz lock out newcomers

by Tdogg on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wont be gone long...

...just have to inflate my date.

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your private part can wait.

Play with it later

by Tdogg on May 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man...I wish I was at this game!

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

me too

by Maestro D on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are, Forrest

you are.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm going

tomorrow and thursday. Somehow I think the games are not gonna be as good.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 6, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gavin wonders if the guy from ‘Deathcab for Cutie’ like baseball.

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Floyd's got the same barber as those guys

Hey! There’s a Floyd the Barber joke in there somehwre

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3...

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice friggin curve

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No shit

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's been getting better as the game has gone on.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2...

by IceColdFalstaff on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yes!

"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by thecip on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He gone!

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

filthy

by Maestro D on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

2...

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jesus H.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YES!!

2 more!

by Option27 on May 6, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Aw

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait why the hell wasn't BA in?

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would he have had it?

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We'll never know...

...but you think you’d want your best center fielder out there when your pitcher is going for a no-no?

by vince_ on May 6, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

easily

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I knew it would be that fucker.

Damn.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought Morneau.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 6, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shit

Let the 2nd guessing begin

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bummer

nice job man

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where was BA???

you suck ozzie

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

There we go.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anderson had that

by Maestro D on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK THAT!!

DAMN LIFE

by Option27 on May 6, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jerry Owens catches that!

Go Sox!

by luzinski on May 6, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wrong horse

He’s 8 belles around here

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 6, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheat, I blame you

for being the first to mention it after 5.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

too soon? or is there no statute of limitations on jokes about equines?

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

She's baseballs by now

so whatthehell.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 6, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that joke was lamer than fdr's legs.

what, too soon?

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 6, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I blame OCab

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on May 6, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WTF?

He saved a few tonight!

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 6, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 6, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thought it would be needed if gavin completed the no-no

as I was posting they broke it up…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 6, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You guys need to stop being so negative!

They won, that’s all that matters.!

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I wonder how pissed off Phillie fans must be.

by Los Soxos on May 6, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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