Game 33: White Sox (15-16) vs. Twins (16-15)
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox, May 7, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Livan Hernandez (RHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)
GO SOX!
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Same Lineup As Last Night's
O. Cabrera ss
C. Quentin lf
J. Thome dh
P. Konerko 1b
J. Dye rf
A.J. Pierzynski c
N. Swisher cf
J. Crede 3b
J. Uribe 2b
by PaulieK14 on May 7, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murderer's Row
if you don’t define “row” as “a contiguous straight line”. Some are not murderers, just verbal abusers.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 7, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or do you mean that it's just an arguement / disagreement between murderers?
because then the murderers could be arguing over the lineup.
Which then begs the question, are there any murderers on this site, given that arguments regarding the lineup are commonplace?
FWIW, I think larry took out SoB in the kitchen to avenge logic’s death. Market Maker tortured swishit in the basement, but then who was in the library???
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 7, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murderers?
Nah. Lawyer fucked me.
Optimist
by Peder on May 7, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, file that under "TMI".
Peder, you old bastard, are you sure it wasn’t during the Great War? If so, all would be forgiven.
;)
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 7, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just quoting Shawshank Redemption
And I don’t remember the Great War all that clearly.
Optimist
by Peder on May 7, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i took out swishit, then it was in the way
that hanibal lecter took out the asylum inmate miggs who flung his jizz at clarice, purely psychologically.
wow, what a weird reference. i kinda just creeped myself out. im gonna try and reel it back in. it’s a little early for me to be delving into this kind of subject matter.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox third base prospect Josh Fields was placed on the disabled list at Triple-A Charlotte because of right patella tendinitis.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/05/fields-on-dl-li.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that probably helped his K rates and fielding issues
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 7, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
que?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
having patellar tendinitis "helped" his K rates and fielding issues
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 7, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new weapons: swisher & co. (4 guys) dyed their goatees bright pink for some charity
was on CSN…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just call them Mr. Pink
better than Mr. Brown. That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, "Mr. Pink" sounds like "Mr. Pussy". Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome movie.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breast cancer?
Thye are breaking out the pink bats, too – this weekend, maybe? MarketMaker, Pete, et. al. can line up and get the throbbing pink Quentin bat, I believe.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 7, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on now.
i blew q! in a totally hetero way. one straight dude giving another straight dude an hj. there is nothing gay about that.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was this Carol Slezak approved?
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from reifert
Earlier today, Nick Swisher (ring leader), Toby Hall, John Danks and Bobby Jenks had their facial hair dyed pink in honor of Mother’s Day. Swisher, Danks and Hall also will make a donation to the Lynn Sage Cancer Research Foundation (Chicago) on behalf of all White Sox players.Ozzie joked that if it meant the team got hot, he’d paint his beard pink as well. You might see everyone around here sporting pink soon.
A group of children from Bear Necessities Pediatric Cancer Foundation, a national organization whose mission is to eliminate pediatric cancer and to provide hope and support to those who are touched by it, attended as part of the Nick Swisher Foundation’s “Swish’s Wishes” program, and assisted with the players’ hair coloring.
http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/05/trying_to_get_things_rolling_a.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the game is delayed?
ETA?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 7, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
farmer said in 25 minutes
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be soon enough
They’re showing a Joe Mauer haigiography up here in the north woods.
Optimist
by Peder on May 7, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He of the Crusher of Dreams
of Gavin Floyd.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 7, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the wild party guy?
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he heals leporsy
if you touch the hem of his gown. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.
Optimist
by Peder on May 7, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
7:45 start according to dj
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aint' NO WAY this nasty storm...
will pass and they’ll be playing within the next hour, according to the minuature Tom Skilling in my desk drawer.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now dj says 8:30
pouring outside my place in the loop and doesn’t look good in any direction from my vantage point.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That preditction was a joke.
At 7:15 I heard they’d be on by 7:45 and this nasty looking storm hadn’t even HIT yet.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope you're as good at predicting weather as every other "weatherman"
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's 7:40 MDT or 7:40 PDT. Stay tuned.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 7, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
The radio rain delay is terrible.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think stoney won't be on the 3 seattle games
so the ranger (rain delay guy) may be in stoney’s place
I hope they find another replacement
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly meant the callers though.
Good lord, it’s bad.
Ranger Rongey will be fine for a little fill in, I guess. I’ll be outta town and busy all weekend anyway. :P
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And....Rongey thinks the callers are messing with him.
It’s a conspiracy to irritate him. He thinks he knows who it is and that person is a “d-bag”.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i've been away
...so I hope to watch a few games this week. Anyways, my fiance and I just bought a house. We heard our offer got accepted this morning.
by shaftr on May 7, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
congrats!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats, Shaftr.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know the feeling, brace yourself
The fun only begins after the inspection – you are getting an inspection right?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: the engagement or the house?
shaftr, what ever happened re: your internship interview? Did you get the offer?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Keith is the one who had an interview
My last few months have been busy though. Position change in October, engagement in February and we’ll be in a new house in June.
by shaftr on May 8, 2008 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad - you are correct.
All Wisconsin residents look alike to me.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are going to get this in though?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 7, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Before the game (7:11) Bossard said that a 8:15 start is probably the most likely. I trust him. 10 more minutes.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 7, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a-rod is such a pussy
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080506&content_id=2650438&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
link from fjm
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
9 PM
Is the new start time. Fuck. Looks like a long night for me, and a tiring day at school. :(
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are they trying to sell beers and around 10pm we get 'game cancelled'?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 7, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to worry.
Weather.com says it’s not raining an there will be no rain the rest of the evening.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, hell
I was hoping to watch some of the game before sleep. Looks like a long day at school tomorrow.
by hugh_102106 on May 7, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That run doesn't count.
it wasn’t hard earned
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, i kept checking in on the game
and when i finally forgot about it, the game got under way.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
vegas started calling again, and she is a siren who will not take no for an answer
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
maybe I’ll actually get to catch some of this game after work.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD just gave Cuddyer a free base there
Took his sweet ass time getting to that ball
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
Shades of Ross Gload, and his ability to stay out of the camera shot on balls hit to right field.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's nursing that groin
His defense will probably be pretty weak here on out, shades of ‘07.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grab a seat and hunker down
This is nice, just like a west coast game – insomniac special, just what the doctor ordered.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me we ARE going to pound Livan tonight
I need some reassurance, getting skunked by this clown would suck.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting hard hit balls...
...just most of them have been in the vicinity of a fielder who makes the play.
by vince_ on May 7, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swish, jeez
He came with the rep of going into some ferocious slumps – Exhibit A the last few weeks.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Konerko struck out on a pitch that was going 57.6MPH* as it crossed the plate
- according to gameday
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
I know, it was an eephus pitch – that’s why I was begging for reassurance that we pound him.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My asterix turned into a bullet point
Do we have the return of simple formatting
- eggs
- toast
- bacon
- uribe
it looks like it
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*bananas
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
-bananas
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, not for me on firefox
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need a space
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
- mangoes
- papayas
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, we're mashing this guy - nothing's falling in
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, he doesn't throw hard
But he’s got really good late movement on his fastball.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't seem to block a quote without incorporating my comments that i write below it. what am i doing wrong here?
this is the quote.this is me commenting about it.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know what else would be a useful function cheat?
Being able to quote someone else into your message
eg, Let me remind you MarketMaker, just yesterday you stuck your foot in your mouth and said
this is the quote. this is me commenting about it.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
little help pete?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, with block quoting? or your meth habit? I'm fresh out
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
preferably the block quoting
but i’m not one to turn down any help offered.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok - do your subject line first
Then click the ” symbols on the bar between the subject and comment section and you’ll see this pop up,
{blockquote}{blockquote}
then paste your quote in between the two >< in the middle
make the rest of your comments beyond the final > on the far right
Ask SouljaBoy about the crank, he’s probably got the lab in his van.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still can't get this bullshit to work
fuck it. i’m giving up. anymore frustration and i’ll be flipping out like buerhle in my place.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
click the " thingy
DOWN HERE – not in the subject line
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've tried that
ad nauseum.and still i get this.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
internet explorer or firefox?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's how I do it
copy the text I want to blockquote, type title, move to message box, past text, Ctrl-A to select all the pasted text, click 
and if I want to add something I go after the {/blockquote}
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasted all our offense last night, we did.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
55.6 MPH at Home plate for that one
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team makes it really easy to dislike them
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed that Yahoo!
GameChannel has boldened and colored my fantasy players. I never asked it to do that. Kinda cool.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean the names in the lineups.
Sorry for the confusion. I didn’t mean it made Nick Swisher himself bolder and black.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A new story perhaps - Frank Tanana?!?!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, fast game - this will be over by 10:30
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How bout Votto
hit 3 HR’s today. Call up Bruce, Dusty!
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rare baserunning mistake by the Twins... Yes!
by vince_ on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you very much
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feelin'
we’re about to get Punto’d.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anything else, nostradamus?
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto'd is also synonomous for GIDP-SacAttempt.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. the Twins got Punto'd.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't see...
did Swish misplay it?
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap pitch.
Hammered to the left-center gap.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah. had it been to right-center gap...
might’ve been a dye triple.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, christ.
People here still say that kinda shit?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not?
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap pitch.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit.
buehrle let the game get out of hand early again; clearly, it’s putting way too much pressure on the sox offense.
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 7, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
livan has 41 pitches through 4. so at least we're making him throw a lot of those junk pitches.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's not like you can wear Livan down.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about making him break a sweat?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to overswing sox hitters. that is the only way hernandez can be effective with his junk.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Klutch Krede!
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 7, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BEWARE
the force of nature that is Livan Hernandez…
Floyd for President
In Gavin We Trust
by e-gus on May 7, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaargh, not again
we’ve seen enough of this the last few weeks
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-1 final?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4-1?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitches per PA...
Swisher – (2nd among CF’s) 4.36
Quentin – (14th among LF’s) 3.81
Thome – (1st among DH’s) 4.21
AJ – (12th among C’s) 3.35
Konerko – (21st among 1B’s) 3.67
Uribe – (32nd) – 3.22
Crede – (14th) – 3.67
Dye – (4th) – 4.07
OC – (20th) – 3.43
Don’t have team data as a whole.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I say we plunk Gomez next time up
You know he’s gonna be trying to put the bunt down to hit for the cycle.
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It says he advanced to third on Swish's fielding error?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He put on the brakes around second
But Swisher whiffed picking up the ball.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. Niiiice.
Well Gomez will still be going for a legit triple then.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first one was legit
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
they really did credit him with a triple, despite the error.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was no error on the first one
The error came on the second one
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh snap.
i didn’t realize he hit a legit triple too. i didn’t start following until after. good grief.
we got gomez’d.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really hope he get's drilled.
it’s time to breathe a little life back into this team and this rivalry, for lack of a better word.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just realized that the above comment is my 1000th career sss comment.
it’s a proud day. i have so many people i want to thank. i wish i had prepared something. first off, i want to thank god…
why, yes, it does make it more special that the comment was calling for senseless and unnecessary violence to be carried out by one of the sox players on one of the twins. it feels like the stars just aligned on that one.
i promised myself i wasn’t gonna cry… but buerhle was just so bad…
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just looks like they’re going through the motions. “Oh well, we won last night – good enough for now.”
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle didn't seem to like it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I hope they’re fed up with this shit, I sure am.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on...
it was a golden opportunity to displace the Twins atop the division, with our “ace” against the ageless livan hernandez. You thought the Sox might actually come through?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overpaid, fat and happy
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm underpaid, getting a beer belly, and getting more depressed.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no
Should be underpaid, wired and skinny, and getting more depressed
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't drink this much
and not have it go somewhere
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i resemble that comment.
resent, i meant resent.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see it a lot more in football
where the defense gets fed up with the offense, or vise versa – rarer in baseball. But these pitchers have got to be fed up, you can’t go out there and throw like this every night and have this bullshit offense backing you up.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox could put up as many runs as they did...
in the entirety of the Jay’s series and it still probably wouldn’t be enough by the time this is over.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never seen Buehrle this angry.
weird..
by circles on May 7, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He destroyed Uribe's bat.
Figured of all the people on the team, he’d miss is the least.
by vince_ on May 7, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish he'd start bashing OCab's head instead
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Punto put a hurt on him.
Makes me sort of angry…so I’d guess he would be too
by hitlesswonder on May 7, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't expecting the Sox to be good this year
But this game is still depressing.
Absolutely nothing worth watching. Except the Twins
by hitlesswonder on May 7, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did Buehrle do to Uribe's bat exactly?
I heard he “ruined” it, but how? Crazy Zambrano style over his knee, or bash against the dugout?
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 7, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bashed to water cooler to bits
I mean, he bashed it with some serious rage – like the same you want to do to your TV watching this shit.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn. it'll be on sportscenter later i hope.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He started bashing it...
and Uribe smile after seeing his bat destroyed
by circles on May 7, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was happy Buehrle crushed it into more bitesize pieces
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hah.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vaginal gasses.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're not that entertaining, how about grumpier old men?
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juanny should pull his massive lips over his head and swallow.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh oh
Close up on Walk in the dugout – the sniper is scoping his target.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it is time to sacrifice him to the baseball gods.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're running out of excuses
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree, if hitting coaches don't matter then who cares if he is fired? if they do, then he has been a failure.
regardless of which it is, there must be some consequence for failure.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aha - he slashes through the Gordian knot
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL at Gameday
labeled that one a 60MPH cutter—crossed home at 55.8MPH
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Hawk would be brooding, but he's actually doing his
best to act professional. nice.
by circles on May 7, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the weakest effort yet this year
pretty disgusting
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean his weakest effort?
or the team’s?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the team
thoroughly uninspired, they should have just forfeited
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk has moved from anger to acceptance?
by vince_ on May 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just wait for the umps to blow a call.
he’ll blame the loss on them. and be angry. and broadcast under protest.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Walker gets confused
When he watches Morneau and Mauer hit to the opposite field.
by southsideirish71 on May 7, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy cow!
Livan threw:
240 innings in 2000
226 in 2001
216 in 2002
233 in 2003
255 in 2004
246 in 2005
216 in 2006
Talk about durable.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your arm can go a long ways when you throw 50mph
that’s old school, that’s how they were able to throw 400+ innings in the deadball era.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, they were tougher. do you even listen to hawk?
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who could throw the ball?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yaz could. He could hit it over dem mountains too.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
catfish hunter?
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your dadgum right
That Catfish, man, he’d give you a 1,000 innings every year.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. look at his 1974-75 seasons. he was a machine.
48-26. 53 CGs. 13 SOs. 646.1 IP. WHIPs of 0.986 and 1.009. ERA+s of 134 and 144.
that is fucking dealing full-time.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is beyond ridiculous.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dadgum right it's ridiculous
Noboby, I mean nobody, would pick up the ball for you like the Catfish….nobody.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he woulda taken the mound every day if they'd a let him.
you better believe it.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, definitely
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think anyone in that ballpark is suprised
that we didnt score AJ from 2nd in this inning? Its really bad when I see AJ double, my dad walks in and says “Hey, thats a good start”, and then I reply “Hah, not a chance he scores though”. Man I fucking hate this offense, so predictable.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 7, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jerry Owens will fix it
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your ability to point to a
faux savior.
by chrome on May 7, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is your avatar a picture of your apartment building?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is your avatar a picture of your apartmen building?
kinda looks like it.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is your avatar a picture of your apartment building?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay. serious lag.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bad do you want to know the answer to that question?
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
three times badder than the average question.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought maybe you just wanted to gauge his confidence in the answer.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, my life is predictable but I dont hate it...
well, sort of…
by circles on May 7, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's funny that i consider uribe's murdering to not be the habit of his i dislike most.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like my boys agile, mobile and hostile
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a football fan eh?
google agile, mobile, hostile – classic coaches line
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not sure uribe is agile.
and i’m calling into question for your liking of any boys.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and like blockquoting on this site, i don't get it.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking barbarians
Gaither worked very hard to motivate his players. He would say, “I like my boys to be agile, mobile, and hostile.” It is reported that he would hide an onion in his handkerchief to work up tears in his pre-game pep talks.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who?
j/k :)
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's from the old ball coach Aloysius Guillen
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pardon me
in southern speak, ole ball coach
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh. oh. now i got it.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tha's a joke sooooooooooon
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.agilemobilehostile.com/
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still don't get it.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya know, there's not a law saying that you can go down past the first hit on google
go to the wiki entry. PhD’s, yeesh
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the time I finish my MS
I will have totaled 8 years in college. I could have a PhD with that amount of time, and probably a second bachelors.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're an iron man, just like Catfish
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of iron man...
good movie. one of the best marvel movies i’ve seen.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was truly excellent - did you stick through the credits
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep!
Can’t believe Samuel L. is going to be in the sequel!
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much better look than his Star Wars Jedi look
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so... Iron Man and the Avengers?
Someone has to be Hawkeye. He was a badass.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's good huh?
Will have to check it out this weekend, haven’t been to the movies in a while.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexei!
we have an alexei sighting.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's the cycle.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Instead of plunknig the MFer
we bring in our most extreme ground ball pitcher…
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
plunking ain't ozzieball.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure it is
Ask Sean Tracey
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooo.
what happened to that kid?
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't make the Orioles
So… you know, he’s not a major leaguer
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here comes the slam to cap it off.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a useful pitch against lefties.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't notice, what did he do?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasserman is getting a bad rap as a ROOGY.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replace MacDougal on the roster
pitch like MacDougal….
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the black hole of the roster?
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then Mike Jackson Nick Masset will come on in “relief”
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad I left before they piled it on
Of course I’m not smart enough to turn it off
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Owens can pitch
I hear he’s real fast
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's already got livan's velocity
if he can get his movement and control, he could shut the sox down.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 runs yesterday
We must have used up the allotment for the week
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Niiiiiick Magic!
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by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah there were
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep - took my son
Thankfully he had school so we had to leave – left at 10. Sadly I missed the trademark solo shot as a result
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy, those are some hardcore fans
You definitely have to be the type who wants to get his money’s worth to stick through the rain delays and this game. I’m surprised they’re not sweeping the aisles already.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that, my friends, is what is known as whip cream on shit.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop scoring, now! - Sox can always point to their good Pythagorean with Cuban pride
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The comeback starts now.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
I’m not one of those “but it’s a solo HR” guys… but what the hell?
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by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
10 in a row?
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bloop, bloop, blast, a bloop, bloop, bloop, blast...
...and a bloop, bloop, boops and a blast ties it.
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Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll be excited when the boops happen.
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by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozuna lurks.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ has actually put up a decent game.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fire up the rally song
You make me weep
And wanna die
Just when
you said we’d try
Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’
Each other
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 grannies and we're tied
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
station to station.
PROFUNDO GRANDE?
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah! No Profundo grande. :(
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the game had just become background noise for me.
first time i looked up in a while. twins got 13? ugh.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pay attention
Alexei’s up
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cuban showdown
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who has more pride?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God, Alexei need not be embarrassed by that
He didn’t strike out.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On one hand, it's Cuban vs. Cuban
On the other hand, even his fastball is off-speed.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's prouder?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could God make a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you hear dj mention that they are only 7 years apart in age?
so alexei is 35?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that was disappointing.
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by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A real team with passion wouldn't quit playing just because the game is over
by Brush Back on May 7, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least they have swagger. and passion.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
The swagger means that they can occasionally act too cool for school.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too cool for batting cages apparently, too.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on May 7, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batting cages are for learning
So yes.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on May 7, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat, you have to do a recap of this
This, in a nutshell, is all the shit baseball we’ve endured since July ‘06
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You do it
I’ve got more constructive things to do with my time.. like masturbate to Brazilian fart porn
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 7, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps japanese girls puking in each other's mouths?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
by MarketMaker on May 7, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha- ok, here it is
White Sox – Twins, blech
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on May 7, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
