Game 34: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 2:45 PM CDT
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Dye and Juan HRs tie the game
PS. "This can go to the Dan Ryan" says Farmio.
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slider speed bat vs. fastball-slider pitcher
uh oh
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why was Danks pulled?
Only 89 pitches and 5 innings of 2-run ball. 5:2 K/BB… Why go to our terrible pen when Danks is doing just fine?
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's destiny
And cannot be avoided
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i defer to the management
in such situations. they know how the players are feeling better than we do.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
Hopefully someone comments on it after the game, because right now (despite the back to back Ks from Dotel) it seems like an absolutely horrible managing decision.
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope they don't comment on it after the game.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcasm?
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
while i love information, so do other teams.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine divulging why they pulled Danks
would give another team any kind of advantage
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He left with a lead
He needs the confidence. And Dotel is oh-so rested! And (not) earning a lot of money sitting on the bench. So WTF? Let the vets play!
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recapping
Cudduyer averages a SB every 100 PA’s… He has 2 in the first 5+ innings of this game
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm baffled by the organizations allegiance to Hall and Ozuna
I mean, on a team that is “going for it”, why keep those guys on the roster. It can’t be the money—it’s so small relative to the payroll.
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over-under on how long it'll take Ramirez to get to 100lbs
4 months of Chicago food
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At this point
I might actually rather have Nick Masset pitching.
by Grinder in Training on May 8, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i'll stick with dotel on that one.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would too...
Masset is a fire-starter when he starts an inning and he also fans the flames with men on base.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they pulled danks?!?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so
not that cuddyer’s on second with no outs, will dotel get our hopes up with two Ks and then give up a homer on an 0-2 pitch to harris?
by Ryno on May 8, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Dotel's MO.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he's two-thirds of the way there
prove me wrong, octavio!
by Ryno on May 8, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be too predictable
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, not swinging for the fences on a 3-2 pitch!
How strange!
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two words:
Carlos Quentin
"P.S. if Cintron gets traded or released I will buy drinks for the whole board" - tubesox 6/24/07
by mjthor on May 8, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More walks!
God, I love it when relievers are throwing balls
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walker adjusting his stratgy.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 8, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch Paul go to right.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 8, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I reading this correctly?
Thome singles to LEFT?!?
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he does hit the ball to left in the air, you know
that’s why the leftfielder doesn’t shift?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I am reading a ticker here
guess I assumed it was shallow. Please forgive me.
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
line drive
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome singles to left
Two days in a row! (or was that a broken bat accident?)
by Trooper on May 8, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
then he steals second!
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
say what?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be defensive indifference?
by joewho112 on May 8, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if the catcher threw to a different base.
Both runners are credited with a stolen base.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just want to take it away from the old man, huh
have you no shame?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, they indifferently gave up a steal of 3rd and 2nd in a one-run game with no outs.
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they have our 3rd base coach employed?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
offensive ignorance, as well
nobody knew what the hell was going on with that one
by ReservoirDog on May 8, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better dumb that good?
or something
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
double steal, baby
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm plus 2 in the SB column
both Q and thome are in my line-up, haha
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bye bye ron
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For those unable to watch
Konerko failed to check his swing on a 3-1 inside FB… Doug Eddings was slow to anything, Pualie took off his shin guard and started for first, at which point the runners went (as if it was a walk) and Mauer asked the first base ump for help… He said pauly went around, which he did, but by that time Q and Thome were steps from 2nd and third, and Mauer still had the ball—so it was a double steal
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It HAD to be a fluky thing
Surprised AJ wasn’t involved.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
Gardenhire was pissed that Eddings didn’t make it known that it was a swinging strike and not ball 4.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Eddings screw up a call like that?
That’s unpossible!
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jer, is he worth a statue in the cell?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sox should definitely...
put up a Doug Eddings statue.
It could be automated, with him making the fist pump motion.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd rather it was like those things at disneyworld and had him doing the press conference.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like ralphie failing english...
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, he didn't ring him up
he just indicated that it was a strike but not an out.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
christ, ssh.
you’ve been a sox fan how long?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awful Konerko...
swings at an easy ball 4.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
konerko
correct me if i’m wrong (and i’m sure the data are out there) but it seems like konerko never even thinks about swinging 3-0 and ends up taking a lot of fastballs down the middle. while i wouldn’t want him up there hacking indiscriminately, it seems like occasionally he might want to pick a specific pitch and location and take a crack at it if it comes. maybe he does and never gets the cookie he’s looking for, but most of the time he’s just standing there with the bat on his shoulder.
by Ryno on May 8, 2008 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And with that
Swisher is 1-for his last 14 w/RISP
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We fucking blow.
Great job, Konerko and Swisher.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap.
poor swish. his mojo has been sapped.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you implying he was obtaining mojo illegally while in the Bay area?
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, clearly
no other explanation.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Sox are 1-7(?) w/ RISP today
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan Uribe...
is carrying the team.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like he did last year in May
IIRC. Beginning of the year and end of the year are his specialties. It’s mostly the middle. How ironic,since his physical middle is huge.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
I love Uribe jokes!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His OPS will be back down to .750 soon...
just like I said.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are clearly the poster with the moster
when it comes to forecasting declines, SSH.
Except where players with the name Wilson are concerned.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or perez
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's our "above average offense" doing these days?
Oops.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea swisher has been pathetic
i think its time to start BA in center… one because swisher cant hit but he also is NOT a centerfielder
by Jbasic89 on May 8, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher love?
Where has it all gone? I would be more upset with Konerko, fellas.
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, his chin is pink
and he’s doing nothing to back it up.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he picked a bad week
to have a pink chin
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox fans...
aren’t allowed to be upset with Konerko. It’s in the bylaws.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That didn't take long. I'm Shocked.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's konerko bashing from jerry going on in here! i'm shocked - shocked! - as well.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who, me?
I’m carefully NOT bashing Konerko.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the fans.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people say that Konerko isn't earning his money
Some people….
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you SURE?
because i think you’re IMPLYING something with your POSTS.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure.
I’ve been won over – Paul Konerko is awesome.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, jer
he’s AWESOME.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DISAGREE COMPLETELY
and so do a lot of my fellow SSS posters.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might as well love him
Nobody else is going to want him!
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by Six Pack on May 8, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard my name being called.
Thome earned that stolen base though. First since 2002!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you'd seen Guerrier running around
tagging runners who were safely touching a base, you’d no there was no indifference about that play
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard about it.
Sounds like the whole thing was hilarious.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soitenly!
nyuk, nyuk
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a ha
This was Thome’s first stolen base since Sept. 25, 2002, also against Minnesota, and his 19th career steal.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/05/go-go-thome.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there's a great story for all of them, i'm sure
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, let's not ride this dotel pony too long, ozzie.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scottie's getting a fat paycheck, too, nicht war?
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defer to the coaching staff, Lar.
DEFER!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEVER! NEVER!
A JD NEVER defers. There is NO superior force. NONE!
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll defer on pulling a guy early
not sure i’ll do the same for letting a guy who hasn’t pitched two innings since 2004 do that.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
T. Hall Result: in play out(s)
save them some trouble.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Teams are going to start playing their 3B
in foul territory when Hall comes up
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1-3 for ARam again?
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
grounders back to the pitcher (1-3), twice today
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A. Ramirez
Result: In play, out(s)
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shocker
blind squirrel meet nut
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Staying above .100
The Ramirez line….
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARam finally hitting his weight!!!
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only Dye
and Quinten are hitting their weight on this team. Sad.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, i guess bobby isn't the only one who can't say no then
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or hit
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or count
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuzzy math
A number is nothing but a number….
by hitlesswonder on May 8, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right. doesn't mean a thing.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you saying Ramirez weighs more than .128?
Prove it.
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
going back to hall
did it ever occur to KW to sign a decent backup like a molina brother or a ramon hernandez or bring up one of the guys from triple A?
by al44 on May 8, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think we tried that one last year
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
um who was in AAA
it was a good signing at the time, just turned rotten, the topic of the hall signing should not be brought up again
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats kinda what im asking....
is there someone in AAA that could do a decent job
by al44 on May 8, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hear adam russell can catch
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
donny lucy doing anything down in charlotte?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's on the DL...
I think.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
broke his damn knee in half
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TGTBT!!!
(nickname of his from another board I’m on…)
by sti3 on May 8, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Care to explain
or just yell out random acronym’s?
by Grinder in Training on May 8, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too good to be true?
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Sox needed that one.
The Mini Apple’s Big Three are coming up next inning.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quentin's involved...
so I can believe it.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a single!
We need to trade him Pronto for Griffey Jr.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright!
*laughing
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reyes's Gameday pic makes Bobby look small
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reyes
Eat Burrito
Warm Up
Try to Jog to Pitching Mound
Catch Breath
Walk Thome
Walk to Dugout
Catch Breath
Eat Another Burrito
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least we know you make fun of all people who are slightly larger than alexei
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my newborn g-daughter is slightly larger than Alexei
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better set her up with a nice trust fund then
ain’t that many chubby chasers out there. destined to be an old maid.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OUCH Larry!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liz may have a son someday...
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
by Chiburb on May 8, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gotta say
i always smile when i see two fat people together and in love.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like when you get together with your wife? BA-ZING
Sorry larry, I couldn’t resist.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OW!
Punch in the pants!
Be careful, rhythm – one finger pointing at someone is 4 pointing back at you…
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well aware of my weight problems, WU
After all, spending all this time sitting in my parent’s basement eating cheetos and reading the internets was certain to add a bit to my waistline.
If only I had real, live friends, who I could go outside with and maybe meet in person. Maybe we could ride bikes, go for a run, or I could join a gym. But the light, oh the awful sunlight! I just can’t bring myself to go outside.
I’m going to go drink another 2-liter of pop and eat some more potato chips now.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just for future ball-busting reference
alexei ramirez and i bear a striking resemblance in this category. skinny jokes are far more punchy.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry = wraithlike waistline
Swizzlestick, pipe-cleaner pins. Reedy neckline. Barney Fife-like concave chest. (Or am I looking in the mirror?)
rhythm, just remember – we are your real friends. Alive, tantalizingly close, yet so far away…
Now, if that is the case, it is time to shoot yourself.
;)
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU you taunt me so!
I suppose if I’m gonna go, there’s clearly no time like the present! ;)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You catching any of the Coast games this weekend/week?
I expect reports, sir.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be going to one or two of the SF games
Things are too busy for me to travel to other venues.
I’ll try to remember to bless you with my reports from the games, but I think you’re overestimating my memory and ability to string together more than 6 coherent sentences.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on May 8, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only fat
professional ballplayers.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seem to recall some non-professional ballplayers raising your ire, too, robert
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could have been
but I do it in a loving way.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Knights game today.
After pitching a 1-2-3 tenth inning, MacDougal comes back out for the 11th.
Nick Green walks
Gregory Porter reaches on a fielder’s choice, Green out at second
Matt Carson walks, Porter to second (Brett Gardner replaces Porter at second)
Gardner steals third, Carson steals second
JD Closer strikes out swinging
Bernie Castro intentionally walked
Justin Christian walks, Gardner scores
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and that merits a 'wow' how?
macdougal just doing in his job
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the emoticon for
“i just burned off my own eyebrows” ?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me walk a guy for Morneau with a 2 run lead.
by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure you deserve a roster spot, SSH
let’s leave such things to the real ballplayers.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if there is one guy who might bring down clubhouse morale...
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw, it's like Ritalin
to an ADD person. A negative + a negative = a Positive.
I took the "under".
by winningugly on May 8, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, the sox aren't going to win many games
so they’re going for the excitement factor. walk a guy, wild pitch into scoring position. gets the fans on edge.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting theory, Larry.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 8, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
people leave if games aren't close, bally
that concession money is all gravy after the sixth.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slow rundown...
again.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That one was on Hall
nothing Crede can do better there, besides be faster, which isn’t gonna happen
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is all part of
effective wildness.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like wild effectiveness more
but to each his own.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea take them to a little league teams practice
by al44 on May 8, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they learn to take a pitch too!
:P
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring in the big boy
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on May 8, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL IS WELL
Relax, ALL IS WELL!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that like Kevin Bacon...
at the end of Animal House
REMAIN CALM!!!
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
caps and italics
people are really stepping things up today. underlining next? i think small caps is the end game.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for that.
Where is that underline button?
Colors would also be nice.
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 8, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
REMAIN CALM, ALL IS WELL!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jenks has one of the top 12 top pink goatees
I’ve seen this week
by joewho112 on May 8, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You live in
boystown?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh,
then I could see that. Those butch chicks and their pink beards!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought
they just called it wrigleyville now
by Jbasic89 on May 8, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Billy Beane knew something about Swisher?
Pitching and defense.
by ballyb on May 8, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like he slumps sometimes?
i tell ya, that beane is an amazing fellow. one day him and that computer will win it all…
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
by larry on May 8, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swish
with the golden sombrero.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rock bottom?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't swing Juan!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walking Crede and Uribe...
is quite the feat. I’m impressed.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NEW THREAD BABIES
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/5/8/482654/game-34-gamethread-3
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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