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Game 34: Gamethread #3

Q with the RBI single - Juanito's slide breaks the double play

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woo!

and i think you mean 2nd and 3rd.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

TOOOOOOOOOOBY

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

Ah,...........................................

Why did hall swing when the guy had thrown 7 straight balls?

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 8, 2008 4:11 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

more runs!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

great slide

Floyd for President
In Gavin We Trust

by e-gus on May 8, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

No Bobby now?

Or does he still need to toss?

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

Average output!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

Thornton

is my guess

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

i forgot he still exists.

12 man pens are huge. 14 is some bullshit.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

What?!

That is a huge pen! probably only 6, maybe 7.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

well you know what i mean

pitching staffs!

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

masset is often divided.

it can be one. it can be many. but always the same.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 4:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Bobby it is

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

neshek left w/ elbow injury? anybody notice what happened?

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 4:20 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

Game OVA!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:22 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

A series win?

What’s that?

by SSH2005 on May 8, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply reply   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 4:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

jer feels like he was bedazzled in the azzled

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 4:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

hump in the rump

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 4:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

jer, you are the whitest man i know

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 4:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

no, it's true

upstanding, religious family man. good show, jer. could use more like you.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 4:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Singles hitter?

Country is built on ‘em. Not everyone can go for the downs each swing.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 8, 2008 4:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

This is true.

We can’t all be Paul Konerko.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Some jokes get better with repetition

This isn’t one of them. Can we move on?

PS You working today? The weather’s gotta be beautiful there now.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 8, 2008 5:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

It's actually a bit chilly here...

today. 55 degrees and windy.

I’ll drop the Konerko stuff when everyone drops the stuff about hitting singles.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

NO DEALS

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I'VE GOT A BILL OF LADING...

with 5000 AWESOME PAUL KONERKOS ON IT, DUDE

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I believe that's A BILLS OF LADING

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

hEY fUCK yOU ASSHOLE!!!!

YOUR A HOMO.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I understand completely

I think you’re actually doing everyone on this board a service by providing the swearing for JRE

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

jerry completes me. and i complete jerry.

how do you like that, swishit?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

haven't seen much of that chap of late

can’t guess why…

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I can

and it rhymes with douchebag

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

please don't talk like that anymore on this site.

i’m asking you.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

who are you replying to?

the tabbing on my browser is all fucked up.

And it your replying to me, STFU! ;)

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

NO U STFU

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I'D COME KICK YOU ASS IF I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW UP

BUT YOUR PROBABLY JUST A 350 LB FAT ASS LIVING IN YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT AND CAN’T EVEN MOVE

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

SSH would give me his address if he thought i had the balls to show up

i think he was inviting me to a happy, optimistic person’s event.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

YOU BOTH SWING I BET

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

mom's basement, overweight, no money, on cpu all day, no women, no athleticism

that pretty much sums up every single person on this site.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

except for you larry

you’re in your grandmother’s sub-basement because your dad still lives in his mother’s basement.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

some kind of weird bomb shelter incest?

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

LMFAO!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

not TRUE

i live in the attic. my dad is in the basement. and we live in his ex-wife’s house.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

So you think you're better than me?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 8, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

MENDELBAUM MENDELBAUM MENDELBAUM

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

"If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm going to treat you like a piece of meat."

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

fuck yeah.

i’ve got a 95 camaro and i’m FUCKING two fine bitches from shorewood.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

JESUS H. LARRY. YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A CAMARO WE SHOULD RACE SOMETIME

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

oh, sweet man! we should hang out!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I'm booked solid through July

in the midst of a killer tiddly-winks tournament with mother and my special stuffed animal friends.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

he doesn't want to hang out with you DOUCHEEBAGGER

LOOSER FUCKNUTTER-BUTTER MOTHER SUCKER CUMRAG

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I CAN'T SEE WHO HE'S REPLYING TO

and thanks for not mentioning the limp. Clearly, that’s the one that always gets the tears flowing.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 2:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

YOUR KILLING YOURE FATHER LARRY

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I BET HIS DAD IS A VIRGIN, TOO! hA hA!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

WHY DONT YOU TOO HOMOS GET A ROOM?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

VROOOOOOOOOOM

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

BECAUSE WE PREFER TO FLAUNT OUR INDISCRETIONS WITH A WINK A NOD AND AN HJ

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

you're jumped the shark now, english boy

flaunt? indiscretion? authenticy, colin. you have to understand the voice of your character.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 8, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i liked the juxtaposition of all caps

the text and the sudden insertion of vulgarity. consider it an experiment in language.

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

don't forget hj. that screams character.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i got that from you sweetie

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

*honey

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 8, 2008 5:45 PM CDT to parent up