Game 34: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on May 8, 2008 4:00 PM CDT
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PrintQ with the RBI single - Juanito's slide breaks the double play
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woo!
and i think you mean 2nd and 3rd.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
TOOOOOOOOOOBY
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
Ah,...........................................
Why did hall swing when the guy had thrown 7 straight balls?
Pitching and defense.
more runs!
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
No Bobby now?
Or does he still need to toss?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on May 8, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
Average output!
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Thornton
is my guess
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
i forgot he still exists.
12 man pens are huge. 14 is some bullshit.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
What?!
That is a huge pen! probably only 6, maybe 7.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
well you know what i mean
pitching staffs!
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
masset is often divided.
it can be one. it can be many. but always the same.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
Bobby it is
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
neshek left w/ elbow injury? anybody notice what happened?
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
Game OVA!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
It doesn't feel like one...
does it?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
hump in the rump
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
no, it's true
upstanding, religious family man. good show, jer. could use more like you.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
Singles hitter?
Country is built on ‘em. Not everyone can go for the downs each swing.
I took the "under".
This is true.
We can’t all be Paul Konerko.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Some jokes get better with repetition
This isn’t one of them. Can we move on?
PS You working today? The weather’s gotta be beautiful there now.
I took the "under".
It's actually a bit chilly here...
today. 55 degrees and windy.
I’ll drop the Konerko stuff when everyone drops the stuff about hitting singles.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'VE GOT A BILL OF LADING...
with 5000 AWESOME PAUL KONERKOS ON IT, DUDE
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand completely
I think you’re actually doing everyone on this board a service by providing the swearing for JRE
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
jerry completes me. and i complete jerry.
how do you like that, swishit?
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
haven't seen much of that chap of late
can’t guess why…
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
C'mon dude, like, you're totally making him uncomfortable and that's just not cool
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
please don't talk like that anymore on this site.
i’m asking you.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
who are you replying to?
the tabbing on my browser is all fucked up.
And it your replying to me, STFU! ;)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
NO U STFU
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
I'D COME KICK YOU ASS IF I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW UP
BUT YOUR PROBABLY JUST A 350 LB FAT ASS LIVING IN YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT AND CAN’T EVEN MOVE
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
SSH would give me his address if he thought i had the balls to show up
i think he was inviting me to a happy, optimistic person’s event.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
YOU BOTH SWING I BET
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
mom's basement, overweight, no money, on cpu all day, no women, no athleticism
that pretty much sums up every single person on this site.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
except for you larry
you’re in your grandmother’s sub-basement because your dad still lives in his mother’s basement.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
some kind of weird bomb shelter incest?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
not TRUE
i live in the attic. my dad is in the basement. and we live in his ex-wife’s house.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
MENDELBAUM MENDELBAUM MENDELBAUM
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
"If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm going to treat you like a piece of meat."
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
fuck yeah.
i’ve got a 95 camaro and i’m FUCKING two fine bitches from shorewood.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
JESUS H. LARRY. YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD A CAMARO WE SHOULD RACE SOMETIME
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, sweet man! we should hang out!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
I'm booked solid through July
in the midst of a killer tiddly-winks tournament with mother and my special stuffed animal friends.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
he doesn't want to hang out with you DOUCHEEBAGGER
LOOSER FUCKNUTTER-BUTTER MOTHER SUCKER CUMRAG
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
I CAN'T SEE WHO HE'S REPLYING TO
and thanks for not mentioning the limp. Clearly, that’s the one that always gets the tears flowing.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
YOUR KILLING YOURE FATHER LARRY
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
I BET HIS DAD IS A VIRGIN, TOO! hA hA!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
VROOOOOOOOOOM
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
BECAUSE WE PREFER TO FLAUNT OUR INDISCRETIONS WITH A WINK A NOD AND AN HJ
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
you're jumped the shark now, english boy
flaunt? indiscretion? authenticy, colin. you have to understand the voice of your character.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
i liked the juxtaposition of all caps
the text and the sudden insertion of vulgarity. consider it an experiment in language.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
don't forget hj. that screams character.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
i got that from you sweetie
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i love the term hj, darling.
thank you for noticing.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
larry
did wu tell you about this STFU? because it’s super cool.
oh, and if you don’t mind, STFU!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
He's like...
the urRu, and I’m the Skeksis.
Or is it the other way around?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS IS ONE LONG PENIS I MEAN THREAD
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
ROFL AT ALL OF YOU HOMOES
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
NO SHIT I HAVE A HGUE COCK!
WHO TOLD YOU???? WAS IT dESTINY? THAT BITCH LIKES IT RUFF!!! hA hA.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
LARRY THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAID BEFORE
THAT YOU ARE THE PEANUT BUTTR AND I AM THE JELLY AND WU IS THE BREAD. THE REST OF YOU HOMOS ARENT INCLUDED IN OUR SANWICH>
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
/sad
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Hey Numbnuts, learn to read
larry completes JRE and JRE completes larry
So take that sanwich and stuff it up your BAhole
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
U R JUST JELLIS.
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the incorrect 'your' best
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
if you're not going to get the details right, you may as well just stay at HOME, HOMO!
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
swinging for the fences is not all it's cracked up to be, anyways.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
these are the whitest kids u know
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
and this is so funny i was nearly crying.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
i still prefer abe lincoln, but that one isn't bad
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
Larry
raps on the weekends.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on May 8, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah the 13 - 1 beat down colors one's thoughts
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Feels like a month between saves
Bobby promised not to blow any more if Ozzie promises not to make him close against the O’s.
And if you know, they get to the 9th with a lead a bit more often.
Is it wrong that I am smiling right now...
Pat Neshek left Thursday’s game in the eighth inning with an apparent elbow injury.
Neshek winced after a delivery, bringing the trainer out. The Twins’ said he felt a “pop” in his elbow, so he could be done for a long time. Carmen Cali and Ricky Barrett are a couple of the candidates to join the team if Neshek lands on the DL.
but mostly because they will insert charles kaufman into their bullpen and he will be even better than neshek
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
figures that it would take somebody getting injured to make you smile.
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
the short squeeze in on
does anybody actually use priceline? the answer is apparently yes. and all those people who thought the answer was no and got short are in for a rude awakening tomorrow morning. +20 points.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
I have no idea...
what this means.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
a little stock market update for our resident financiers/ investors.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
investors thought priceline was bilizzled in the applizard
but they were wrong.
Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!
Priceline...
as in the travel website that has ads with Shatner?
by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 8, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
STFU
LOL. Like MM’s YouTube, your repetition has become humorous.
MM, spring back in your step after YHOO? We need ye in good form – got a West Coast beat-down comin’.
I took the "under".
trying to make a comeback. that yhoo was a severe beatdown.
after goog earnings this quarter i was expecting a little more volatility in the rest of the momentum stocks. didn’t get what i was looking for. reeling it back in. time to be a singles hitter again.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
has the market been good to you lately, sir? someone has been taking my cash, i'd just as soon it be a sox fan.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
I don't trade,
though I did just flip CROX today. Also screaming on the oil/commodity funds since October-ish.
Now, of course, have taken it in the shorts on GRMN, though it’s in my wife’s account (she’s a runner and bought me one for Christmas that I never use).
Is trading your predominant means of earning a living, or are you jackin’ around? I’d never make it as a trader – too Ozzie-like am I.
I took the "under".
yeah, it's my career. not sure i could stand doing anything else. then again, trading ain't perfect either. i'd like to retire, really, but that ain't happening yet.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
and i kinda like the crox flip
that stock is ripe for a short squeeze. hope you were short from like 60+ points ago. i think that thing has one more good runup in it before it settles down to the $2 range.
btw, i was fairly sure i heard you talking about something with clients and investing, what is that you do?
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
I'm a CFP planning guy.
19 years ago today I got my 7, but it’s evolved to where the last 7 I’m strictly a planner. I used to trade options like a banshee in the mid-’90’s (what a blast) but got burned out looking at screens. Would rather talk with folks than watch a screen (like now, right?). More satisfying helping through life events than the latest score (but there is no rush like getting a trade called in the right direction – absolutely) for this 94 year-old..
I took the "under".
Well, I don't live off the buying and selling of others
but if you consider charging others for advicepimping, then put me in the JD/CPA/consultant category, yes. Fee-only.
I took the "under".
Must...hold...back...from...making....obvious joke.
So many possibilities with that one, MarketMaker, so many possibilities
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
just reread it, i could see how this might be confusing.
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
just back from the game...
I hope a wild Uribe never runs into me!!!
"Walkie, you're doing a heck of a job."
whoever said "bring Ozzieball back"
got his wish on the last 2 runs. 1hit in the inning?
that’s the thing about luck: sometimes it do and sometimes it don’t.
"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."
U GYUS JUST STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111ONE
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
WHAT RU RITARDED? YOUR A HOMO!
i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.
since it's been talked about before on here,
apparently bob melvin got the memo…chris young hit third today.
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
i spent a good minute trying to figure out what that meant
damn your crazy assed market speak
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
IF U REALLY SPENT A GOOD MINUTE TRYNG TO FIGGURE IT OUT YOU NEED TO GET LAID
Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.
by Toonderstrook on May 8, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG U R RITE
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
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