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Just days ago, there was speculation from inside the White Sox clubhouse that Juan Uribe was a goner, a sacrificial lamb for the team-wide hitting slump and 6 game losing streak. Thursday he may have provided the spark to help lift the Sox out of their funk.

While Uribe's 2-run homer in the 5th inning put the Sox up for good, it was hit takeout slide of Brendan Harris in the 8th that really brought life to the dugout.

"Awesome," manager Ozzie Guillen said of Uribe's clean but ferocious slide. "I was the first one that jumped out of my seat.

"When somebody hits a home run, I just sit there and wait for the guy to shake his hand, unless it's to win the game. But when I see plays like that -- clean, play the game the way they should be playing -- it's something we're missing."

The first thing I noticed after Uribe bowled over Harris was the reception he received in the dugout. It was much more boisterous than the homecoming following his 2-run shot. It may have been a while since the Sox have seen a multi-run homer, but it's still something they're used to seeing. A well executed takeout slide, however, was something to be celebrated.

If the Sox are able to come out of their team-wide slump, you know that play will trotted out as the turning point. If the Sox bats head back into hibernation, if Uribe continues to hit below his weight, the simple fundamentally sound play will be forgotten as the calls for Jerry Owens crescendo. I'll stick with the view that it was a good play, and if the Sox get some more plays like that, and the properly executed run down, and, you know, some timely hitting they'll turn things back around.

* * * * *

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't describe the bizarre circumstances surrounding Thome's first steal in a White Sox uniform. To set the stage, with nobody out in the Thome walked to advance Carlos Quentin to second and bring Paul Konerko to the plate. Konerko worked a 3-1 count, and was unable to check his swing on an inside fastball.

Home plate umpire Doug Eddings --It's always Doug Eddings-- was slow to call anything (sound familiar?). Konerko, hearing nothing, assumed it was ball four and began to take off his shin guard. At the same time Quentin and Thome began trotting towards the next base. Meanwhile, Joe Mauer started asking for help, inexplicably pointing to third base then finding the proper ump at first, who (correctly) called it a strike on a failed check swing. But by this time, Thome and Q were mere steps away from 2nd and 3rd, respectively, giving Mauer no play.

Mauer returned the ball to Matt Guerrier, who ran around the field tagging Thome and Quentin, who now stood safely 90 feet closer to home. Ron Gardenhire came out to argue Eddings' slow call on the play, and eventually got the boot. Meanwhile in the White Sox dugout, Ozzie yukked it up, pantomiming Guerrier looking for outs by tagging anyone within arms reach of him.

The Sox would not score in the inning. The smiles were removed from their faces... until that Uribe slide.

  • In a somewhat surprising twist, it seems the person most responsible for keeping Owens off the roster right now is Ozzie. This probably has more to do with Ozzie's inflated view of Alexei Ramirez more than anything else, but it's notable because it seems like Ozzie is always fighting to keep his bantam-weight speedsters on the roster.

  • Anecdotally, based solely on my own observation and without going through the game logs or Pitch F/X data, it feels like there is a (negative) correlation between the opposing starter's fastball velocity and their game ERA against the Sox. Put more simply, the Sox can't hit soft tossers. The harder you throw, the better they've hit you (at least since the Baltimore series). If anyone wanted to take the time to dive into the data, I'd be forever in your debt.

  • As if there wasn't enough misguided, tangentially White Sox related material floating through my inbox and feed reader with the manufactured outrage surrounding latex inflatables in a locker room in the news everywhere, Ozzie went on another one of his Ozzie being Ozzie rants where he says a whole lot of nothing, causing those who don't cover him every day to proclaim he's talking himself out of a job. We all know this is about as far from the truth as you can get, so I'll just continue to point out that the coaches and staff from the '05 World Series team have recurring contracts and Get Out of Jail Free cards that run through 2012.

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Litke Didn't Do his Research

Um, Jim, the 2006 team was pretty damn good, despite a mediocre 2nd half they won 90 games. So when you write that “by the following (after 2005) July the team was in a tailspin that left them some 25 games below .500.”, it kinda detracts from your article.

Seriously though, how can you miss that?

by madvillian on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be honest...

I didn’t even make it that far.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on May 8, 2008 11:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should have clarified

Was only saying how could Litke have missed that. I think I only caught that ‘cause I skipped most of the first couple paragraphs.

by madvillian on May 8, 2008 11:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Arrival on time

“Floyd turns 24 in January, so there’s still some hope. If he doesn’t succeed by April of ‘08 though, you’ll likely never hear of him again.”

Cmon cheat just use the good stuff. Looks like he arrived in the station on time for you.

by Tdogg on May 8, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some Danks Stats

He now boasts a 3/1 K/BB ratio and 30Ks in 39 innings. His ridiculous OPS against of .647 is unlikely to stay so low (only 2 HR), but the peripherals are there for him.

KW pulls deals like this out of his ass (see, Q, Carlos), but doesn’t seem to be able to make the obvious moves (Um, backup catcher and legit bench guys please), that help win ballgames. It’s maddening.

by madvillian on May 8, 2008 11:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Uribe slide

was terrific. That could really spark the team, but I still foresee some woeful hitting out west.

Juan got down to second like Harris was about to cut him off at the buffet.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 8, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

“It’s unbelievable,” Uribe said. “I’ve never seen Buehrle like that. And when I see him doing that with my bat, I say, ‘Oh, my God, that’s my bat.’ I got to the dugout and he said, ‘I’m sorry.’ I said, ‘That’s OK.’ He’s a good person.”

by 3E8 on May 9, 2008 1:33 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hadn't seen it until "Baseball Tonight" at 3 AM this morn.

What a great play – can’t believe it din’t make the top 10 plays du jour. It was also great to se the team liven up.

Guess when you play hard, fundamental baseball you don’t need latex dolls.

I wouldn’t mark this as a trend quite yet. String a few games where everyone is gutting it out and we’ll talk.

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 9, 2008 6:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL!

Juan got down to second like Harris was about to cut him off at the buffet.

that’s priceless!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 9, 2008 4:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is anyone running MLB Gameday on their bberry?

I just download the mobile app on my 8820, and started messing around with it. It looks pretty cool. In some ways its better than the web version, but it doesnt have the pitch f/x. You also have to scroll left-right to see other screens. Like each teams lineup and pitchers are all on separate pages.

Its got a player tracker too. I didn’t mess around with that yet, but that would be good for fantasy players.

I’m on a 30 day trial, and I don’t even know what the damn thing will cost me. Its a much better interface (thin client) than the browser-based gamecast pages I’ve used (which always seem to have word wrap issues for me).

I know there are some iPhone users out there, but anyone got any other good interfaces to gamecast on their mobile devices?

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 8:17 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Without looking it up,

who has the 2nd worst team BA in the AL, .005 ahead of us?

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 8:53 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tribe?

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 9, 2008 9:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

si senor

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 9:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they are in a big, big slump,

BUT WE HAVE THE SHITTIEST LINEUP IN MLB.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 9:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Twins?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 9:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd in the AL.

One Name. Nick Punto.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 9:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The hitting version of those Cy Young pitchers we run up against?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 9:42 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Community Project?

My daughter lives in Seattle and has arranged an outing to the game tonight. As you’ll recall, both my daughters are avid Sox fans. So…
Can you think of any “fun facts’ about either team that she can rattle off to amaze and impress her friends? Even stuff like “the Sox have the 2nd worst BA in the AL” or “Sox leadoff hitters are hitting .200” should work nicely.
Thanks in advance!

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 9:40 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about

despite batting just .200, the sox leadoff hitters are still getting on base at .335, good for 7th (i.e., the middle) of the league.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 9:47 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like that...

Speaks of average for the casual fan, yet shows her knowledge of OBP, etc.
Nice one.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 9:49 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is the kind of shit i pull out for clients

don’t want to seem like a know it all. don’t want to seem like you’re talking about stuff they don’t know about. don’t want to be too facile if you have a smart baseball guy around but also one of the more old school types. everybody wins. and then we move on to commenting on the players’ girlfriends and wives who are in attendance.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 9:53 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the wisdom of aged experience

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 9, 2008 4:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"(i) don't want to seem like a know it all." - larry
1 on the list of comments i felt least likely to ever hear from larry.

or this week’s sign the apocalypse is upon us.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last in BA with .233 (Bost leads w/ .285), but

middle in runs scored with 153 ( (Bost leads w/ 187, KC last w/ 120).

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 9:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Compare that to the Mariners,

who are 12th in BA (.244) AND 12th in runs scored (141).

Aside – Seattle is last (where’s that underline button, Larry) in OBP (.305)

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 10:04 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice one, BB...thx.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:12 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another fun one

is the sox have both hit the most home runs and given up the least.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've got thousands of these

this one isn’t that good for your girt but for interested sox fans?

javy’s been pretty good right? 1.21 WHIP, 3.30 ERA, so on. well, he can probably be even better. his BABIP, unlike many of the sox pitchers, is actually higher (.331) than his career average (.303).

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 12:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

With the peripherals he has (46 Ks, 11 BBs, 2 HRs) his ERA should be well below three. He’s been outstanding.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 12:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now to get controversial

john danks also has been pretty good right? 1.11 WHIP, 3.18 ERA, an absolutely vicious K:BB rate. cries around baseball are “he can’t be that good, right? this is a guy who sucked pretty bad last year.” think again. while it’s always a good bet to say a guy won’t keep up numbers like above, don’t expect a floyd-esque collapse. his BABIP is not far off from where you can expect a pitcher of his repertoire to be (.290ish). home runs will increase and it’s a good bet that the k rate will moderate some. but he’s fer real.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 12:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed

the magic will end sometime.

the real issue with danks – and i’d expect this to be the unstated reason for danks’ too-soon-for-some departure yesterday and some of the rotation order machinations we’ve seen – is going to be innings pitched. the sox absolutely need to be careful.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 12:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You think he's got mechanical problems...

and can’t handle the workload? Because you’re right – they’re treating Danks a lot more carefully than they did Buehrle at a similar age.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 12:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

and of course they’re treating him differently. almost a decade later, we know a hell of a lot more. what the sox did with MB – what was it, a seventy inning increase in one year, followed by another fifty? – would be considered absolute madness today. some may complain that the pitch/inning count pendulum has swung too far the other way. but MB was abused by any standard – he just happens to have one of those arms. danks might, too. but i’m not going to test that theory.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 12:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and i always forget

MB was a draft and follow. so the first increase i cited may not be pertinent. but the second one is.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 12:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here's something I've wondered about speaking of Danks

Tell the pitchers to throw 2 less warm up pitches per inning (or 1). Over time, you get nearly one more inning per start that counts without throwing more pitches. Shorten starters warmups before the game. Relievers are ready faster, why not them? The whole pitch count thing is real but it seems baseball only manages the live innings part.
I welcome smarter people’s comments.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 1:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this going to

make the posting HOF?

I hope so.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 1:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bobby-you formerly pitched IIRC

help me understand if I’m being stupid. Doesn’t each pitcher decide before a game when he’s ready? Or is that really controlled by pitch count? Don’t some pitchers take more to get ready than others?
I’m not trying to be funny.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 1:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, you're getting into effort and so on there

i don’t think anyone would say a warmup pitch is equal in effort to a live pitch. and, yes, i also wouldn’t start telling a pitcher how to warmup or when they’re warmed up. pitchers are routine hounds. they’ve probably had the same warmup routine for literally years. i’ve watched MB warm up prior to a game for close to a decade and he doesn’t do anything differently that i can see, at least on the field.

i think a lot of teams (and, from his moves, i think coop/ozzie is part of this) is a bit more nuanced in their approach than simply strict pitch counts and inning counts. for example, the reason danks was pulled early yesterday probably had more to do with his laborious, what, close to 110 pitch prior outing than looking too far down the road at a strict “danks will pitch 175 innings this year” thing.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 1:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on your point regarding different warmups for different roles

there’s probably something there. a few things to consider, though, is that a bullpen guy is not just getting up cold, throwing 20 pitches, and then entering the game. they’re staying/getting loose prior to their throwing warmup. the other thing is that there is some theory behind a longer warmup for a longer exercise performance, i.e. a guy who will be working out over the course of about two hours should warm up more than a guy who will work for five minutes.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 1:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've watched enough

pitchers warm up to know that they typically go through the same routine to get ready. Starters take longer to get warm because they are preparing for a much longer outing than a reliever – basically they need to get their arms stretched out more. I am sure a starter is not going overboard in his warm ups and thus”wasting pitches”...I am sure the starter has done the same or pretty close to the same routine for a majority of their career. They know when they are ready.

If you asked John Danks to shave off two warm up pitches per inning so they can pitch an extra half inning in the game, I would be sure that he would think you were insane.

Also, warm up pitches typically do not have the same power as a live pitch in an inning.

Between innings a pitcher gets tight in the dugout. When they come out to warm up they are getting loose…saving a pitch or two in that situtation might actually hurt them.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 1:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks to all

I talked to a college coach and he basically agreed to all you’ve said on the warm ups between innings. He also said that the kids nowadays are as cognizant of 110 pitches since early in high school and most mentally believe they begin to suck after that count. This follows them to the bigs and those guys start believing they can’t go farther.

He has to shut down pre game warm ups because some guys feel they need to throw all their pitches 3 times in a row for strikes and sometimes they’d be there all night. He looks for the pitcher ‘laboring’ and losing command and the pitch count after that. He does acknowledge that some guys get ready pre-game with less pitches than other guys so the pitch count in this case is bs….that’s why he goes with command.

On another note he told me of the recent GM at Cincy who demanded no pitchers in the minors would pitch more than 75 game pitches. A couple of years later, no pitchers were developed and he was fired. Command and not being weak mentally seem to be the keys in his mind.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 15, 2008 4:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're right, way over the heads of her audience but

the HRs allowed and hit is perfect!

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 12:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried to look it up but couldn't find it

Didn’t Buerhle have more pickoffs than successful stolen bases against him?

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 12:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

underline
First of all, underlining text that isn’t a link is a very very bad idea. Very bad. Awful. Even if you think that underlining a header doesn’t look like the rest of the links or something, don’t do it. Pages use different link styles, and pretty much everyone has just got into the idea that “underline = link”.

http://tom.me.uk/html-to-css/underline.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 9, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck that.

Bring on the underline button and colors.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Onto pitching.

Contreras, psychologically decimated by an unwarranted divorce filing by the Mrs., struggled mightily last year. This year, still hurting he’s valiantly fighting back the anguish, while bravely pitching his way back, possibly to ace of the staff.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 10:23 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, that disease he picked up in the Virgin Islands: Lackanooky

But Dr. Komonawannalaya has cured him (so it seems), ably assisted by Dr. Cooper.
Btw, are you Joe Cowley?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not to mention

a couple of extra blow up dolls around the clubhouse.

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 9, 2008 10:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not important for Jose.

Someone posted in the last month or so that the saw Jose in a Hispanic club being escorted by two non blow-up hot, hot, hot honeys.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 10:50 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got the address?

I’ve always wanted to meet people from the elusive nation of Hispania, especially if they’re HHHs!

by sti3 on May 9, 2008 5:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

half and half hos?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 5:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do a search on Contreras and club.

I pretty sure these HHH ones really like that the guy make $10+ million per.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of Cowley...

Can you think of why the S-T’s Sox beat writer isn’t actually covering the games? DeLuca has had them for the last 2 or 3 games.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:50 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wife's pregnant

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 9, 2008 10:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then why was he traveling with the team (Toronto at least)

but not at home this week? I know you’re more tolerant of him than I am, Jim, but I think my question is legit.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:55 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone knows cowley loves toronto

how could he miss that trip?

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Almost as much as he loves California

Not like I know for sure, but he’s expected to do the bulk of the travel, and the other reporters probably have local assignments. It’s probably a helluva lot easier to switch a reporter to cover a different local event than to pull them off assignments to travel 2500 miles.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 9, 2008 11:00 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My point is that the beat writer shouldn't be subbed for

willy-nilly. When VanDyke covered the Sox, he’d only leave the team for the Indy 500. At the S-T, this has been SOP for a few years now: even Couch joined Ginnetti and DeLuca in “covering” games or series last year. So, when Cowley has a column in today’s paper but DeLuca covered the game, I ask the question…?

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:08 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chiburb, you don't question the pregnant wife

if she says stay home, you bet your ass you’re staying home.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:11 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

then she shouldn't be barefoot and in the kitchen

cooking dinner for him. He should be cooking for her.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:15 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, that guy

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:17 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It varies from paper to paper

Some editors and reporters like going for the 162, some give regular time off to prevent burnout. It’s not terribly different from baseball managers and players.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on May 9, 2008 11:14 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's the father?

Bet Cowley’s pissed.

BWAHAHAHA!

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 9, 2008 12:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mary Otti

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

West Coast Swing...

A few years ago, the west coast swing was a guaranteed 2-8 or 3-7 trip. This year, even with the recent hitting problems, I like the chances of facing Seattle and San Fran. Obviously the Halos will be tougher, but 7-3 is a distinct possibility. Will the Sox get a chance to face Zito?

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 9, 2008 9:42 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even last year was 8-20 against the AL West

I’d be happy with 4-6 this trip, ecstatic with anything better.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 9:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if things hold,

sox will get sanchez friday, zito saturday, and cain sunday in sf. glad to miss lincecum. the sox may be just what the soft-tossing lefty zito needs to get some confidence back, though.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 9, 2008 10:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito

Zito is back in the rotation? Shame he throws so softly.

by Grinder in Training on May 9, 2008 11:02 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

had a so-so start wednesday. never actually pitched out of the bullpen; ended up being more like a "time out"

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 9, 2008 11:18 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFU, TOONER

SOX WILL BLOW AWAY ZITO LIKE A BLOW-UP DOLL. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.

BUT YOU LIKE BLOW AND ZITO IN THE SAME SENTANCE, DON’T U?

I took the "under".

by winningugly on May 9, 2008 12:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course. that's why i moved out here!

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 9, 2008 12:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jerry Owens update...

He’s batting .245/.336/.319 down in Charlotte. His numbers were actually pretty good a couple of weeks ago, but he hasn’t done anything recently. It’s hard to call for a Jerry Owens callup when he’s not even successful against AAA pitching.

If the Sox are really looking for another outfielder (and I don’t see why they would at this point), DeWayne Wise is batting .352/.432/.620, with eleven stolen bases in sixteen attempts.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 10:01 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

come on. you know better.

speed doesn’t slump. tell me about his stolen base totals not his OPS. christ.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:04 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Forgot that -

He’s nine-for-twelve in stolen base attempts, so at least he doesn’t have Scott Podsednik disease.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 10:07 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

75%?

that doesn’t cut it. he’ll never reach 50 at that rate. time to put him down.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:10 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't tell me how many bases you stole, tell me when you stole them.

75% is just a statistic, clearly meaningless.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:30 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chiburb

Have her bone up on the fight last night with the Rangers/Mariners. Everyone else will be talking about that. There’s a clip of it on MLB if she didn’t see it.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 10:11 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thx, Tim. I hadn't heard about it either.

off to watch now

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:13 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey do you guys remember

when I was talking about Uribe’s stance? Noticed how he changed it? Does Juan read SSS?

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 9, 2008 10:24 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IS JUAN URIBE A POLISH TRUCK DRIVER?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on May 9, 2008 10:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, i don't remember that

i do remember your barbaric decimation of logic.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:30 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kiss my ass Larry

Btw your crime scene was tampered with… gotta hate those crooked cops. Logic died, WTGTD got away scott free!

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 9, 2008 11:32 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Michelle:

First off, let’s set the record straight on the expression itself—it’s actually “scot-free.” And contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with Dred Scott or the Scottish.
Sceot is the Old English for “a tax.” Scot and lot was a medieval muncipal tax levied on residents. Someone who managed to avoid paying this medieval tax got off “scot free.”

Eventually, the word evolved to describe getting away without any kind of punishment, fiscal or otherwise. Kids who fake fevers get out of school scot-free. Cagey adults escape jury duty scot-free. And dogs with remorseful eyes get off scot-free from just about any wrongdoing.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Made with pineapple, marashino cherries and pecan halves.
INGREDIENTS:
3 tablespoons butter
3/4 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
6 slices pineapple or 1 can (20 ounces) can of drained pineapple chunks
maraschino cherries
pecan halves
.
Cake
.
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup milk
PREPARATION:
In a 9-inch square cake pan, melt butter; sprinkle with brown sugar. Arrange pineapple and cherries and nut halves on sugar, making a design.
Make cake batter.
Cream 1/2 cup butter; gradually add 1/2 cup sugar and beat until light and fluffy.

Add egg and beat well. Add sifted dry ingredients alternately with the milk; beat until smooth, ending with dry ingredients. Pour over pineapple design. Bake at 375° for about 35 minutes. Let cake cool for about 5 minutes before turning out onto a serving plate. Serve warm with whipped cream, if desired.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hawk and DJ commented on it

I guess we do need a hitting coach after all!

C'mon, Smokey! This isn't 'Nam, it's bowling. There are rules!

by thekever on May 9, 2008 10:41 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

transaction of the day (or tuesday)

Reinstated UT-L Alexei Ramirez from the Restricted List. [5/6]

Ramirez’s going onto the infrequently-used RL had nothing to do with his slack performance or with any real malfeasance of any sort. Instead, it’s something akin to Nap Lajoie’s problems with playing in Pennsylvania (which got him traded to the Indians from the Philly A’s), except that it isn’t our Canadian friends who are the problem, but the stickier points of Ramirez’s work visa as a Cuban emigré. Like a lot of the recent inconveniences being piled upon people in this country, it’s a sign of the times and a product of policy, and there seems to be naught that can be done for it. Suggesting that we annex our neighbors to the north to free the seas for submarine transits through the Northwest Passage and free the airports for imported major league labor is all fun and games, but in times such as these, the humor palls a bit, even after setting aside such considerations as the fact that Canada’s 2-0 against US invasions. At any rate, this particular contretemps does little or nothing for Ramirez’s getting his bat going, assuming you’re a firm believer in the virtues of Cuban imports in general, which I’m not, for reasons I argued with perhaps overmuch vehemence a few years back. So, toss me in the bin of analysts yammering for a nice couple of months in Charlotte for the Cubano, to show us what he can do in games that count against teams that weren’t assembled on a central commissariat’s whim.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=7491

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:36 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big words, long sentences

Is there a dumbed-down version for us people who went to public schools? :)

Maybe with all caps, and swearing?

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 10:45 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Short version...

Alexei Ramirez can’t travel to Canada because of visa problems, but that has nothing to do with the fact that he’s not yet a major-league ballplayer.

Oh, and er, um, U R DUMB

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 10:48 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks

for all intensive purposes, I like your version more better.

more swearing would be better. Its not like there are any girls around here…

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 10:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excuse me

fUCKHED WANKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck YEA, tha's what I mean
In parts of Canada, the term wanker is specifically used to describe a musician with a tendency to play ‘shred guitar’. A wanker typically wears black clothing, often has long hair and uses an Ibanez or other brand of spikey-shaped guitar.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 11:04 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a raul Ibanez?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 11:25 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's funny cause it's true.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:33 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nord-since this looks like a help the fellow poster day

It’s ‘intents and purposes’ not ‘intensive purposes’. Don’t want you to get embarrassed in front of a less forgiving group.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 11:49 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a mute point

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol-very good Larry

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 11:53 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's actually a 'moo point', as in something a cow would say

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what would a whale say?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 9, 2008 5:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i guess it would depend on the situation,

but one thing you can count is that a whale would continue to spout the same liberal bullshit that has been an integral part of the whale agenda since they made a push to be put on the protected species list.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry if that comes off angry

but i’ve been hearing the same song-and-dance from whales for too long to not work up some annoyance at their arrogant pronouncements.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

that was my attempt at playful “language butchering.” I saw someone else do that once, and its one of my faves. I made the mistake of not telegraphing it with caps though. Mute/moot is another good one.

Of course, I can’t prove that it was wit over stupidity, so you’ll just have to believe me…

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 11:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clearly

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

win some, loose some...

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on May 9, 2008 12:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck, didn't see that before i posted the same thing

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i used to say 'intensive purposes',

until i was made aware the actual expression is ‘intents and purposes’. fyi.

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i bungled the joke anyway

trying to be too cute.

I’m going to smash my internets machine with Uribe’s bat.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 3:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because of relations w/Canada, combined with our policy on Cuba,

Ramirez went 1-5 yesterday, and improvement isn’t expected until he plays every day in AAA (if then), as predicted.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:49 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think...

that the Ramirez issue has anything to do with Canada. As they said, they’d be able to get Ramirez into Canada easily. It’s getting back into the States that would be the problem.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 10:55 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure it does

if we’d just get around to formally taking over their country, this wouldn’t be a problem.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 10:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell, 85% of the population lives within 75 miles of the border anyway

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 10:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the baseball end.....

I’m for seeing more of him. I’m on Ozzie’s side….maybe I’m delusional, but I like him quite a bit. So, either play him at least four days a week up here, or send him to Charlotte.

by dantesox on May 9, 2008 10:58 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but only play him where there are short fences...

I’m told that when he’s not grounding out Pitcher to 1B he’s flying out to the warning track.

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:11 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We could use it as our Siberia?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 11:28 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would I get to stand on an aircraft carrier and say that?

If so, you’ve got yourself a deal!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aircraft carrier?

you want to be standing outside in canada? you’ll freeze to death.

Jesus H. Larry! I said the first half!

by larry on May 9, 2008 11:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta show 'em whose boss!

Inside is for douchebag bloggers, outside is for awesome people like me

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dogsled

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but how would we integrate

the Canucks, the Eskimos, and the Frogs? Civil war, eh?

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 11:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kick Quebec out.

It’s not doing anyone any good, anyhow.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Save resources and do it Thanksgiving week.

Send the 900,000 (believe it or not, that’s the # of hunting licenses Wisc. issues for dear hunting) shotgun toting hunters in northern Wisconsin across the border to round the hosers up.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 11:44 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

deer

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets just take their

oil, they can keep their mounties and cheep beer.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 11:44 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No!

Not the cheap beer! I need more cheap beer. i’m getting tired of Keystone

It is better to be thought of as a fool, rather than open your mouth to remove all doubt

by whitesoxmatt on May 9, 2008 3:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Moosehead

Is my fave. I am a bit of a Canadophile.

Seriously, have you ever met a Canadian who was a jerk? Not counting Sean Avery, Darcy Tucker, or Todd Bertuzzi?

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 3:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's an investment in the future.

What with global warming and all, Canada will be the only inhabitable place in North America in a couple of decades.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on May 9, 2008 11:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait a second, Canada isn't even a real country anyway

after all, they are to blame for the downfall of Western Culture with their beady eyes and flapping heads

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 11:41 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and their hockey hullabaloo

and that bitch Anne Murray too.

You’re not my buddy, friend!
You’re not my friend, guy!
You’re not my guy, buddy!

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 11:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey, fuck you, buddy!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll say you're prolly right, but that's the only thing that's right about you

YOUR A FAGGET!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not your friend, guy!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 3:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BACK THE FUCK UP MAC.

Repeat after me: reading comprehension, even a little bit of thought before posting, and basic research are not signs of weakness.

by Toonderstrook on May 9, 2008 4:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not your buddy, friend!

i wish someone had told me that sportsnation had replaced rationality with caps lock.

by MarketMaker on May 9, 2008 7:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Jew, an American and a Canuk

An American, a Jew and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”

He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 11:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the head of the beer.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!”

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 11:56 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trademark violation!!!!!

THAT (Underlined, in red) is an Irish and Guinness joke.

Pitching and defense.

by ballyb on May 9, 2008 12:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Team Canada

What did Team Canada and the Titanic have in common?

They both looked good until they hit the ice.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 12:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last Canadian Joke

A Texan, A Canadian, And A Guy From Michigan
A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, “What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!” The Texan says, “In Texas, there’s plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.”

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can’t believe this and says, “What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!”

The Canadian says “In Canada there’s plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap.”

So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.

The Texan, shocked, says, “Why did you do that?”

The guy from Michigan says, “Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime.”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on May 9, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there's nothing original in Canada

"Lipstick traces on cigarettes can get you in trouble or remind you of the wonders of the night before."

by Chiburb on May 9, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

re

taking over their country

how would you handicapped (odds) that?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 9, 2008 5:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For fuck's sake Wiz, get the tense right

how would you handicap that?

how would you have handicapped that?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on May 9, 2008 5:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh yeaah

my english suck!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on May 9, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me fail english?

that’s unpossible!

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on May 9, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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