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The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Better than "Southpaw"
What the hell is Southpaw suppose to be, anyway?
Bring back Ribbie and Rhubarb!
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Rodney, Zumaya back?
Rodney, Zumaya set to bolster bullpenFernando Rodney has joined the Detroit Tigers roster, while Joel Zumaya is slated to return on Friday, the Detroit Free Press reports.
To make room for Rodney, the Tigers optioned Aquilino Lopez to Triple-A Toledo Mud Hens. The Tigers will have to demote another player when Zumaya joins the team.
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/blog/sports/2008/06/rodney_zumaya_set_to_bolster_bullpen
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yeah, fernando made a great first impression
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Mets pitching coach Rick Peterson in trouble?
Earlier tonight, Will Carroll of Baseball Prospectusreported that Rick Peterson had been fired by the Mets.However, in an update a few minutes later, he wrote that his sources were ‘incorrect,’ adding…
"My apologies for the error. I consistently got "no comments" from Mets sources and do believe that Peterson remains in jeopardy. However, that decision has not yet been made … or made public."…will has solid sources, and is ahead of the curve on a lot of inside information, so, i wouldn’t dismiss what he was getting at…in other words, my hunch is that peterson is in super-serious trouble at this point…we’ll see…
…either way, it’s official, i’m going off the rails on a crazy train…
http://www.metsblog.com/2008/06/16/news-bp-on-petersons-status/
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
College World Series All Porn-Name team
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=5172
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This will scare the crap out of you
Dr. Morgan
http://deadspin.com/5016536/presenting-dr-joe-morgans-players-of-the-day
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Or he's unhooking his bra.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 16, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Coin Operated Morgan?
You’re Not A Morgan, You’re Just A Toy?
/obscure lyric references
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
feels like there's a captain morgan joke to be had in here somewhere, but i can't seem to find it.
this might be cip or jim territory.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
resembles MLK...
I have a dream, and in my dream, Contreras throws a splitter, not a fork….
Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!
Actually to me he looks like Robert Mugabe
Heartless dictator of Zimbabwe. Not a numbers guy.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
It could've been so much more ethnically offensive
Color me disappointed.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 16, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like Cowley (and that one poster) were right about Anderson
Gosh damn - the Sox are in the heat of a pennant race and here’s this schmuck telling jokes. That’s most certainly not Chicago tough. Maybe if he weren’t joking around all the time and swaggering to the plate he’d actually hit the ball. Clearly this West-coast hippie needs to be sent packing - maybe Garland can teach him how to surf.
Golly fuck I know what you mean
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
that's the very definition of a good BA
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Yea...
Why isn’t he taking this serious and dedicating every moment to his job – he shouldn’t be telling jokes, goofing off, talking to people, reading and replying to blogs…. errr
that is bottom of the barrel joke telling right there.
i’m disappointed ba. that’s the kind of joke one should only hear from an uncle or an older co-worker. a joke that bad has no business being made in front of a camera. i fart in your general direction.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
I am such an easy laugh
but I really liked how into the corniness he was.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
why why why?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
yeah, I agree...
I still laugh out loud when telling classic horse walks into a bar type of jokes…corniness is good.
He probably could’ve selected a better joke to go on camera, though. I feel like AJ gave him that one 3 seconds before they started rolling.
by homesickalien on Jun 17, 2008 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like AJ was just off screen
feeding him dead baby jokes
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
HAY WIZ
I think you should start doing a Links Post as a mainpage story every day, or at least addend the main post stories with what you find. I think they’re getting lost in the shuffle as FanPost/FanShots.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
yeah, addend (or is it append?) sounds good
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i think it's either?
i was going with the verb form of “addendum” and firefox didn’t correct me. i’m probably missing out on some subtle differences between the two that DF Wallace would know.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
don't correct him: he's a hot writer chick magnet!
;-)
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
yeah!
You’re ruining his street cred among the hot writer chicks!
If Colin says ‘addend,’ then the chicks addend-him!
:P
by homesickalien on Jun 17, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Big LOL
No worries -colin can’t get any tail on a troop train.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
uh, good call.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i can't believe i didn't catch that. you've used it more than once recently and every time i reread it. i knew something was off.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
Let's see if he thinks AAA is funny.
We’ll see who gets sent down when Owens finally gets called up to leadoff.
hitting is serious
now that he’s probably going DL, maybe Paulie’s can take some time to teach BA how to be serious, or at least harder on himself.
by tommyjoepeters on Jun 17, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Hilarious, BA...
Now go work on your loopy swing with Greg Walker in the cages.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
Funny how time changes things
2 years ago a BAs .250 average would have been more than acceptable – somehow I don’t think he’s the primary issue with the offense
I demand an all star bat from my defensive replacments
that’s pefectly rational!
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
BA should go away already...
...he’s hitting .250? BFD. Can’t hit w/ RISD, strikes out every other time—looking clueless while he does it. I’m sick of the manlove for this mediocrity.
Agreed -- It's time to put a ballplayer out there instead of a surfer
How about someone with actual baseball skills instead of a swing-for-the-fences all-or-nothing lollygagger like Anderson.
Free Jerry Owens!
by hitlesswonder on Jun 17, 2008 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
137 posts: at least we know what motivates them:
BA… ...is a sordid sack of saltine shit.
by RoyEgan on Jun 15, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
while i very much enjoy alliteration
isn’t sordid redundant considering we’re talking about shit? and how does one know for sure if said shit is saltine?
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Yes, and only by taste. You and I wouldn't know, so we'll take his word for it.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
personally i thought it was a lackluster effort
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
with the knights starting a DH at noon today, it shouldn't be hard to figure out who is coming up
if anyone.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
siggle?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
dream on. She's what, 5? more like 10 years if you're lucky.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
Everyone knows writers get the fliest honeys
it’s only a matter of time, Oldy McOlderson.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
you going to head to nyc when you graduate?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 17, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
if i was a real writer i might
but i don’t have any really concrete plans. i think i’d rather go to CA at this point. or stay around Chicago. if you’ve got some suggestions, i’ll listen.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
your brother is in ca already, right?
just be prepared for ridiculous rent and high taxes. i think it’s worth it, but some don’t.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 17, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If you are on the run...
trying to leave your past behind, CA is a great place to hide. See, we have no members of the Witness protection Plan, criminals or “Cops” show participants as residents in FL. Unlike CA.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
first real laugh of the day.
“See, we have no members of the Witness protection Plan, criminals or "Cops" show participants as residents in FL.” CLEARLY!
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 17, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, do you mean OJ? Steve Sullivan of WorldCom fame/
Sure, the exception to the rule. After marinating here for over 20 years I can finally appreciate the nuance of the South. Who needs teeth, hygiene, or an IQ, anyway?
I obviously don’t – look at my postings!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
in the sense that i don't do anything else better
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
(Hands gravitate below his belt -fumbles at jean snaps.)
Yes, you do!
;)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Ozzie & Mets
I saw an odd comment at the Mets site (Amazin’ something) about a rumor of Ozzie being an option for the Mets. Sounds pretty far-fetched, but does anyone know whether he has any NYC connection?
Tigers interested in free agent Freddy Garcia...
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
And you're worried about these guys?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Did I say that?
Just posting a bit of news.
But I think I would rather have Garcia than Loaiza.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
That's like saying you'd rather have herpes than the clap.
Stay away from either one – your health depends upon it.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
That's me that is worried.
Pitching, defense, health.
The "you" was a universal "you"
SSH is only “worried” about when the Scrubs clinch.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
As long as they don't win the World Series, I will be fine.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
magic number stands at 89
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
You are eternally bored today, ain'tcha?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yuck...
That’s exciting. So Konerko is officially being placed on the D.L.?
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
Suggests a couple things
They don’t think PK’s injury is all that serious b/c Wise is the definition of a short-term replacement.
They have some faith in BA to continue getting the job done as they didn’t give Owens a chance to take his spot.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 17, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the Jerry Owens experiment is over.
He’s no longer young, and he hasn’t done anything this year in the minors to show that he belongs on a major-league roster.
Honestly, if Fields isn’t healthy, then Wise is probably a better option.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 17, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Owens being terrible at AAA this year...
is probably one of the best things that could ever happen to the Sox.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
i think it's pretty clear that they didn't value Owens like we thought they did
his performance this year probably has little to do with it.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
I disagree...
Owens was all set to start in the outfield until he got injured at the end of Spring Training. This opened the door for Quentin to start.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
he was probably set to start in the OF
but that doesn’t mean they necessarily valued him. Just that he was the best alternative until Quentin (or someone else) proved himself and was healthy.
Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!
how do you know?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
not BCB?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Mark Gonzales thought so as well...
And my guess is that he is more “in-the-know” than either of us.
In another matter, Charlote outfielder Jerry Owens left Tuesday’s first game of a doubleheader at Richmond with an undisclosed injury after catching a fly ball in the first inning. Owens was nagged with a groin injury that cost him a spot on the opening day roster with the Sox.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
he's never struck me as having a lot of inside access
he’s not their beat guy and their beat guy is pretty lame anyway.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
well it's probably more accurate to say that since it's the Trib
the Sox aren’t going to give them a lot of anything.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
iirc, Gonzalez was a big Owens fan too
he would tend to make that kind of leap based on his own perception of skill
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Roster is one thing - 25th player status has been discussed ad nauseum
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
WU makes a good point
roster ≠ starter
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
how soon we forget the "we didn't just want someone like carlos quentin. we wanted carlos quentin."
owens was a placeholder.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Absolutely correct, IMO
Swish was slated to start CF in the long run. JO was always a 4th OF at best until others got healthy. (And I use that phrase loosely.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
it's times like this that i wish KW would do an SSS interview
a la Beane and AN
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
okay
who do i talk to about that? merkin?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i would imagine you make a request to their media relations or whatever
or go right to the top and ask reifert. i imagine persistence would be required. would need to illustrate that SSS is read by x people and so on, too.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
what's his email? i'm on his blog and i can't find it
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
not sure why you're asking me. i don't know.
and one might posit that phone calls get you a little further along. something about passivity.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
just looking for advice...
never really done anything like this before. besides you do have that “i know a whole lot of shit” vibe.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
well, i'm not his buddy, guy.
i know you can get the phone #s of the media relations people off the game notes that are posted for every game on chisox.com. i’d probably start with those people first. you may also consider not asking for the moon (i.e., KW) the first time. maybe asking for an interview, in whatever form, with a guy like brian anderson and posting it on this site and showing that you and this site are legitimate can be a good first step.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
well damnit
i’ll see what i can do after lunch.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
if you don't have any luck with those people
just call the main sox corporate number and ask for reifert (or otherwise get his contact info). he professes to understand the utility of blogging for connecting with fans. i’d say he’s likely at least familiar with the name of the site and i’d also say he probably has read the site, too.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Hahn would be a nice alternative right?
just in case?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Even if only asking him a list of questions submitted by SSS
and edited by the proprietor would be interesting.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
maybe in a closed room, or one-on-one with Cheat, but not
where he’d be subjected to some of us.
Know what I mean?
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
it'd be pretty cool if KW had an SSS account
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
it would be pretty amazing if we were being trolled by KW
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
bobbysouthside put me on the record on this one two months ago
still waiting for the press release, though, on owens being cooked.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
I thought you'd want to see Cook...
I’d rather see Owens or Cook over Wise.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 17, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
how about (d) none of the above?
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
For the 24th or 25th man...
I don’t really care. It’s not like Wise (or whoever) is going to see a lot of action before Konerko gets back.
What this means is more playing time for Uribe and/or Anderson.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 17, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
My reasoning is thus
Owens could be a useful pinch-runner in the approximately 2 situations that such action is called for over the next 2 weeks.
Also, I am curious to see Cook play.
I am not curious to Wise play.
I agree all this is akin to arguing if it’s better to be in debt by a million dollars or a million-and-one dollars.
But unless option d has an actual name, this is all we have to discuss….
by hitlesswonder on Jun 17, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
if you're curious to see cook play
go to charlotte. the man hasn’t even been in AAA for a week.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
I think...
DeWayne Wise is just as good a baserunner as Jerry Owens is.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 17, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
i think that's probably right
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
True, but Owens is faster...
I have to admit. Of course, I would rather have the better hitter on the bench—which is probably Wise, even though they both suck.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
wha?
what difference does it make if he’s faster?
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
For the obligatory late inning SB that you know Ozzie will try.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
i think when JRE said he as good a baserunner
he meant he was as good a basestealer, too. i know i did when i agreed with what JRE wrote.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
And Wise is just as good...
at stealing bases.
Speed is not the only element to stealing bases. It’s probably not even the most important element.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 17, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
it's not.
it’s about reading a pitcher/getting a good jump. which owens was horrible at and his SB rates down in charlotte suggest hasn’t gotten much better.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
True, he was decent last year with the Sox...
32 SB in 40 attempts but I just looked at his horrible percentage at AAA this season. Awful.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
I didn't realize he was that bad this year...
I just remembered him being pretty good with the Sox last year.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
he's never been a particularly good basestealer
he’s clearly relied primarily on his speed. the decline in his numbers at AAA this year suggests that, not suprisingly, he’s perhaps lost a half step (or whatever fraction you want to use) because of his leg injury. if jerry doesn’t have that speed/explosiveness, he’s pretty much worthless. i said before the season began that i seriously questioned whether he would be able to get back to the level he was at after this injury. he did not play when i watched charlotte this year so i don’t have any first-hand knowledge but the numbers aren’t looking good for him.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
and it looks like i jinxed owens
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Yes, you who have power over all the whole of universe
spake of him, and thusly he was smote.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
have you seen Owens' CS numbers for the year?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
i'd want to see Cook just because it'd make a good story
and he intrigues me despite the .00001% chance he’s any good. according to his first inning, he’s like 5’10’’. i wonder what his swing looks like that he can mash like that at that height.
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Um...
He’s three for three so far today, with 2 runs batted in.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 17, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
wise not in lineup for charlotte
it is a DH but would corroborate him being the chosen one.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
so, how many starts he gets?
can I set the o/u at 2?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
on the Knight's roster it lists Wise as "reserve".
What does that mean?
http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?t=t_ros&cid=494&stn=true&sid=t494
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
How many players can be on each minor league roster?
There are two separate lists of players for minor league teams: the “active list”, and the “reserve list”. Players may be transferred between these lists before the start of each game, but only players who are on the “active list” at the start of the game can play in a particular game. The “reserve list” includes all players on the “active list”.
AAA and AA teams are allowed 24 players on their “active list” for the first 30 games. They are allowed 23 players on their active list after that until August 10th, when they are allowed to have 24 players. The “reserve list” limit is 38 players for AAA teams and 37 players for AA teams.
A teams have a limit of 25 players on their “active list”.
http://www.brewerfan.net/ViewRosterManagement.do
i should note that the knights roster status isn’t exactly the most up to date thing.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
Indians sign Morgan Ensberg...
Indians signed INF Morgan Ensberg to a Minor League contract and assigned him to Triple-A Buffalo.
As we said when he was released by the Yankees a week ago, the 33-year-old has hit just .225/.308/.371 in 143 games dating back to last season.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
Added Toby Hall's attempt....
main post
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Interesting how both have a PG-13 feel to them.
Can’t share them with my 5 year old. Perhaps the wife.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
BA's had a PG13 feel to you?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
Yeah, I'm a fart prude
were the kids are concerned. (He looks positively 15 years old, and wonderfully acts like it, too. The boy is growing on me.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Perhaps?
Wait. Your wife is at least 13, right?
by ReservoirDog on Jun 17, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Mets Fire Randolph
Despite winning 3 of his last 4 and showing signs of turning things around, Willie Randolph was fired today by the New York Mets. Wow…unreal.The Mets named Jerry Manuel interim manager, replacing Randolph. Manuel, in his fourth season with the Mets, had been bench coach since 2006. The Mets also named Ken Oberkfell, Luis Aguayo and Dan Warthen to the coaching staff. Rick Peterson and Tom Nieto have been relieved of their coaching duties.
http://blog.baseballdigestdaily.com/blog/_archives/2008/6/17/3748624.html
much more @ http://www.metsblog.com/
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
iirc, rick peterson is in the top-4 cheat?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Manuel!
Good luck.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 17, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris De Luca's All-City Team...
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
how do you have time
do update this site every time something happens in sports, what with your “real job” that prevents you from looking up other things?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 17, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
But this was a vital Cubs vs. Sox comparison showing that Cubs Rule! and the Sox suck
So you can see why it was important to spread the word
by hitlesswonder on Jun 17, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I work for a computer software company...
I always have open access to the Internets.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.
tonight's game
Matchup: Pirates (34-36) at White Sox (38-31), 7:11 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Ian Snell (77 2/3, 5.79 RA, 1.78 WHIP, 62 K) vs. Javier Vazquez (90 IP, 4.00, 1.32, 90)
Pythagorean Record: Pittsburgh, 33-37 (343 RS, 366 RA); Chicago, 41-28 (319 RS, 259 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Pittsburgh, #24; Chicago, #4
Prospectus: For those surprised that the Pirates’ run differential and record Nate McLouth’s performance as an answer to how it’s happened. McLouth is outperforming his 90th percentile PECOTA forecast, thanks in no small part to his .270 ISO. More intriguing than his performance during the first three months of the season is how he got to that point, as there may be a new performance level established within his numbers. McLouth historically is a low average hitter thanks striking out over 22 percent of the time in ‘06 and 23.4 percent of the time in ‘07. Last year saw McLouth add value to his batting line despite this thanks to walking in 10.6 percent of his plate appearances, a significant boost on the 6.3 he posted the year prior.
McLouth has taken that success with patience this year and combined it with excellent control of the strike zone, cutting his strikeout rate from 23.4 percent all the way down to 13.7 percent. This makes him less reliant on a lofty BABIP in order to post decent batting average numbers—his average is up 38 points despite a BABIP three points under last season’s figure—and this improvement in his eye has also shown up in is contact rates, via Fangraphs. McLouth is making contact with nearly 10 percent more pitches out of the zone that he swings at than last season, and is making contact on 89 percent of his swings overall. If this change is for real, and the indicators surrounding him show that it could be, then McLouth has improved from quality leadoff hitter to one of the top center fielders in the game, something the Pirates need to have happen to them more often as they rebuild from the previous administration.
"The Cubs would've won that game. They're the bestest team ever." - SSH2005
how the hell did that happen? new contacts?
dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.
THT updates the 2008 WinShares
here are the Sox
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Here's my joke of the day...
What small town in Wisconsin sounds like a fart under water?....
Beloit.
I would've bet money it was going to be Andersonville.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
all class, regardless.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 17, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Rockies @ White Sox (6/14/2008):
Cy De La Rosa's line -- 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO
The White Sox "unlucky" offense dropped Cy De La Rosa's ERA from 8.13 to 6.89.

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