Carlos Quentin's 'Joke of the Day'
by The Wizard on Jun 19, 2008 4:05 PM CDT
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Disappointing
He went to Stanford and all he gives us was that. Very disappointing.
by The Big Hurt on Jun 19, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I thought it was very Stanford-like
Did you want calculus?
He is so unassuming. However, he sounds like a gangsta. (How YOU doin’?)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I wish I were a derivative..."
“so I could be tangent to your curves.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 19, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are quite suave and debonair
with the honeys, SM.
Lotta tail up in Upstate NY, I bet! Otter, if I’m correct.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does stanford have a comedy requirement?
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. it's called grade inflation.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The green-eyed monster raises his ugly head
and it ain’t Russell.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish i would have thought about leaving the midwest back then.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that wasa tough call, lar
LOL
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't know anything about that at U-Dub...
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. you must be willing to have your team name simply be a color and your mascot be a tree.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he certainly fits in while here where your team name does not even relate to the color of the socks you're wearing and no one can even discern what your mascot is.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the enigma that is q! know no bounds.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pirates pitching...the cure for what ails ya
3 games, 44 hits (.403 avg.), 37 runs, 13 doubles, 10 hr, 13 walks, 2 hpb, 20 runners per game.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're hitting .400+!
When is the last time a team sustained that for a whole season? Was it the Sawx of ‘67? You know who hit .500 that year?
It’s the HBP that bother me. We didn’t retaliate. Pusses.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of HBP, you all have probably seen this, but until today I never had. Wildly funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSxFl3le25o
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first time viewer, myself. that was hilarious, though everything is funnier when set to yakety sax.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No sound on my computer.
I can’t imagine it being funnier.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH isn't the only one to spend some time on BCB
found this just trolling through my account
good times.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I have ever posted at BCB.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just provide the inspiration
BTW, I agree with larry – get on that woman of yours. It’s been at least 5-6 weeks. Fer Chrissakes.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only been 4 weeks...
and certain things take longer to heal than a month. ; (
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ba-zing!
comment of the day.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Turn her over!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE STOLE THAT FROM ROBOT CHICKEN
or…you know. maybe it’s just an old joke or something. BUT STILL!
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he could of done a better job with the punchline
ive seen people kind of act like they riding something wild and fast and say, woah, slow down! woohh, woahh!
the, wee, was kind of weak
by The Scoper on Jun 19, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Predictions on this weekend?
Friday: John Danks, LHP (4-4, 2.90) Ted Lilly, LHP (7-5, 4.76)<br />Saturday: Jose Contreras, RHP (6-5, 3.24) Jason Marquis, RHP (5-3, 4.24)
Sunday: Javier Vazquez, RHP (7-5, 4.13) @ Ryan Dempster, RHP (8-2, 2.76)
The Sox should have the advantage in every pitching matchup ( I just can’t believe that Dempster is this good ).
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dempster 8-2?
I did a double-take.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe the numbers myself...
All because of a glove waggle?
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sunday's as good a time as any to turn them around.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dempster being in there, regardless of the numbers...
is still better than if the Sox had to face Zambrano.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same Zambrano Nick Magic beat?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 19, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
less likely to result in suspensions, too.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He of the career .305 BABIP,
with an ‘08 .224 BABIP.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The display of this is all jacked up in Firefox 3
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 19, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...The Qristocrats!
What would Kittle do??
by thecip on Jun 19, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am effin' blacked out of the Rays/Cubs game
but Foxsports.com just showed me why I love Carl Crawford. The Rays fans must be louder than a tractor pull at The Trop.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Plane ride home won't be much fun.
7 run 7th for the Rays, 8 – 3 now.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope the bullpen stays rattled.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dawgs
Friday, June 20Game 11—No. 8 Georgia (43-23-1) vs. Stanford (41-23-2), 1 p.m. CT (ESPN2/ESPN360)
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 19, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Carl Crawford
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How's this for a relief appearance?
Marmol
IP 0.0
H 0
R 4
ER 4
BB 2
HBP 2
K 0
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To be replaced by:
Eyre
IP 0.1
H 4
R 3
ER 3
BB 0
K 0
HR 1
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 19, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep it comin', love
All weekend long.
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by winningugly on Jun 19, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How great is that?
Cubs lose their first three games in a row and Zambrano will miss his next start and he is scheduled to undergo a MRI tomorrow.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-2 in the 5th, Jorge De La Rosa with 8 K's through 4 IP
by hitlesswonder on Jun 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he doesn't completely suck
fascinating
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
once the sox crowned his ass, there was no going back.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 K through 5 for DLR
that really isn’t a very scary Cleveland lineup without Pronk and Martinez, that’s for sure.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
But my new favorite non-Sox pitcher came back from 3-0 to K Sizemore. Certainly incongruous given his 6.45 ERA…
Cleveland does seem to be in trouble. The lineup has only 3 above average bats in it right now. And if Byrd/Sowers/Laffey falter (I guess Sowers already has been) it will be pretty bleak.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their season rests on Byrd Sowers and Laffey?
I feel pretty good about my 70%.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Help is on the way...
Indians acquired catcher Sal Fasano from the Braves for a player to be named.
The Indians wanted someone better than Yamid Haad to back up Kelly Shoppach while Victor Martinez is out. Fasano will take over the role now. It’s doubtful that the team gave up a legitimate prospect to get him.
Haha.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I assume you've come around on the notion that maybe
DLR doesn’t completely suck?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope...
His career numbers are awful and the Indians have a lineup of scrubs that managed to score 3 runs off of him.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Cy De La Rosa's ERA is now down to 6.52 on the season.
What a freaking stud.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the argument being made.
Pay. Attention.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am paying attention...
Your argument is that De La Rosa doesn’t completely suck…
Yet, he does completely suck according to his numbers this season and in his career.
‘Nuff said.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's K'ing more than 9/game
what definition of “completely suck” are you using? It’s broken. I sent you a link and you can’t even read what’s in front of you?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do not confuse can't and don't want to.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's my fault.
should have just read my sig
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the Rockies dump his ass when the season is over...
you will be too embarrassed to mention his name every again.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his career is OVA.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you'll certainly mention him as being available
with a link to rotoworld.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do you think that De La Rosa is a good pitcher?
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woah, there.
don’t rope me into this. i’m just an amused, neutral observer.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so do you think "doesn't completely suck" = good?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
false dichotomy!
i think that’s what it’s called
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I just call you
Monsignor Non Sequitur?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 K at Coors with nothing but ground ball outs.
If he did that at against AAA hitters, it would still be an impressive feat that suggested he had significant upside. Pair that with control and you have a good pitcher. Not to mention his career peripherals aren’t awful.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First funny thing you've ever wrote.
"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew. my first funny post beat your first intelligent/coherent post. what a relief!
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really want to bring up intelligence?
I can go back and bring up some of your preseason predictions…
"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the fact that you think... making predictions ahead of a baseball season
making predictions ahead of a baseball season somehow reflects intelligence says it all.
in·tel·li·gence –noun
1. capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.
2. manifestation of a high mental capacity: He writes with intelligence and wit.
3. the faculty of understanding.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
common opponents so far.
cubs 16-8 (.667): PIT 9-3, COL 5-1, TOR 2-1, TB 0-3
sox 7-10 (.412): PIT 3-0, COL 1-2, TOR 0-4, TB 3-4
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
er.
pythag?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no idea. was just throwing it out there as trivia, not really to take much from it.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sox are fucked. i'm calling cubs sweep.
this series is ova.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we'll probably lose 2 of 3.
Though it was nice of the Rays to give us a book on how to take out the Cubs’ bats.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should we bother showing up?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not showing up.
you shouldn’t either.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA is going for the North Side hotties
by hitlesswonder on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*North Side Sorostitutes
fixed
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait a daggum minute.
there’s a chance. the world’s greatest offense has put up only 9 runs in their last 3 games.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no.
there is no chance. did you not read my post? it’s ova. the sox are cooked. stick a fork in them. o-v-a. ova.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess that makes sense.
the season has been over for about a month, right?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LARRY SAYS OVA
ps it’s ova
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-2 lead, thanks to Matt Holliday single and Casey Blake's error
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sowers is getting lucky too
He’s given up 8 hits through 4 1/3 and he’s even on GO/FO.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers are a mystery
I expected Sowers to be Buehrle-lite. He had a 1.2 WHIP as a rookie in 2006 in 88 IP and yet has fared quite poorly since then. I never would have guessed this would happen.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
delve a little deeper into the numbers.
check out the k rate. you ain’t gonna keep a whip that low with those numbers.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, you end up with a garland-esque 1.47
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he may wish to consider striking more people out.
i’m glad the sox got rid of that guy when they did.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he must be doing something right (carrying a four leaf clover, perhaps)
to have such a low K rate, high WHIP, higher than career avg BABIP, and still end up with a 102 ERA+.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
check out the ridiculous increase in his GB rate
and the commensurately ridiculous drop in his FB rate.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anywhere to easily find how many GIDP he's induced?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
16 so far, if DP = double plays on THT's site
Puts him on pace to best 28, which is the best he’s had over his previous four seasons.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is he doing that?
he doesn’t have a single decent pitch that has any kind of sink
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't he a sinkerball pitcher?
drum crash
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah yeah! Sure sure!
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, man. i've got a fight going on outside my building. po-po on the way. i'm gonna have to step out and check this out.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone's gotta represent!
...them legally
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reese witherspoon is on her way.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CELEBRITIES?!?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak effort on our part
the ladies from our building started chasing away the guy busting up the woman before i got there and we couldn’t chase him down or get a look at him. i shouldn’t have posted; spotted him too much of a head start.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he's getting seriously lucky
4.74 FIP according to THT
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it'll be interesting to see who signs him
and for what kind of money. he’s exactly the sort of guy who’s gotten severely overpaid for in the past. he won’t be Zito, but perhaps Zito-lite?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sowers has both K rate and GB rate issues
He’s more like Paul Byrd lite. Laffey has better GB stuff, iirc and has better long term potential. Both are rather fringy.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had you pegged for a pay day kinda guy.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you mend a broken jack o' lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vaudeville's dead, Toonder
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
DLR just gave up a dong to Blake to tie the game, but I also noticed he’s got 8 GO to 0 FO today. He’s got good good stuff.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4-3 on a Baker HR
Thank you, random guy.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Paul Byrd had a pornography addiction.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you, Ms. Rockies Sideline Reporter Girl
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like the Rockies are gonna chase Sowers pretty shortly
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bleh
line drive right at Peralta.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
5-3 Rox with 2 and 3, 1 out.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawpe up with bases juiced
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost time for you guys to admit that the Twins are better than the Indians.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
all right. i'll admit it. the kids with downs syndrome are better than the kids with autism.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say the Twins were good...
I said that they were better than the Indians.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right.
downs syndrome > autism. you think downs syndrome is good?
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet succulent tautology.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big vocabulary...
Yet, no job. Funny stuff.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many jobs did you work when you didn't have to?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH has been working since he was 4 years old.
he wasn’t handed nothin’ like the rest of you silver spooners.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And actually, it was 13...
I started caddying at that age.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
caddying paid for catholic school?
who were you carrying bags for, harold baines?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you trying to say SSH didn't pull himself up by his own bootstraps?
cuz, like, eff you man.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at all.
i’ve worked since my early teens have never stopped. but i sure the eff wouldn’t have if i didn’t have to. that was my point.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i've been pretty cognizant of my privilege for a long time
my parents have long been at least indulgent, if not overly so, of me. don’t know what more is expected of me in that regard, though, other than to be supremely thankful.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's expected is that you get a fucking job already.
christ.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man servant is on it, i thought i told you
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't blame you a bit, even if i give you shit about it occasionally.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caddying is great money...
I was making $50 bucks a bag for 18 holes and we double-carried by the time I was 16.
$100 bucks for four and a half hours of work isn’t bad.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell no, it isn't especially at 16.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the tan, workout and the cash?
SSH was getting hella tang, I bet.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At 16 I was more worried about playing 007 Bond for the N64
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH was an awkward lad, nervous around the ladies.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU STICK THE WHAT IN THE WHERE?!
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
16 playing 007? Psh
At 16 I was mastering Virtual Tennis for Sega Dreamcast.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a reason you see...
old pathetic geezers still caddying at many private golf courses around Chicago.
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hall pass into the catholic schools.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwww yeaaaah
you know what’s great about high school girls?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why i don't ask too many rhetorical questions around here
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the last 10 or so comments was as entertaining a read as i've had here in a while.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw baby you know i'm only here for you
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actual el guapo postings aside, i assume?
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he does good work, but it's when dialogue goes in a completely different direction than i expected with multiple punchlines. that's where the big-time chuckles are.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, yes. rip chisox11.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hold on a sec...
ah here we are. pours a little out
IMA MISS U CHISOX
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he kept is so damn real, you know? and, well, damn it, give me a second to compose myself.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody else is just playing for second with TAEG around
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually am partial to Sox Machine
but AEG is a hoot.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 20, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things cost money...
How could I not have a job?
I paid for high school (Catholic) and college (DePaul).
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got something on your shoulder there.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's right.
i was cleaning animal cages at lincoln park zoo when i was 15. and i’m not embarassed to admit it. you gotta put food on the table. that’s somethin’ these patricians will never understand.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why didn't you just have your man servant do it for you?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, you think i was caddying?
i ain’t SSH rich.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not my fault you hadn't read the OED cover to cover by age 3.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And down the stretch they come!
Flailing Failure inches a head! No, it’s Seriously Guys I Suck! Failure! Suck! Failure! Suck!
AND ITS FAILURE BY A NOSE
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it really should be double suck considering the injuries.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Twins are really that bad...
than the Sox should be embarrassed by only having a 4.5 game lead, right?
by SSH2005 on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why should they be embarassed?
teams get lucky. and the sox aren’t a great team. they shouldn’t be blowing out .500 teams or something. i think the sox are just fine with leading the division by a pretty wide margin for this time of the season.
by larry on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget, do the Sox play 162 games against the Twins?
Or is it just 19? It’s one of the two, but I’m ever so forgetful.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must admit, that's my kinda joke.
If it doesn’t get a groan, it’s not worth telling!
by Trooper on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't usually read the comments on non-game/recap threads...
but damn this one is hilarious. fine job by all.
by Trooper on Jun 19, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*gets yanked by giant hook stage right*
DADA dadadada DA DA!
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
barring something unexpected, looks like we get the full game on the Tribe
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just heard sox-cubs are 30-30 in the series with 291 runs scored each.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's kind of disappointing
we’ve been the better team over the years, iirc?
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mildly disappointing.
not nearly as disappointing as larry’s failure to apprehend the criminal outside his building, though.
Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.
by Toonderstrook on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
he’s got at least 70 speed according to opposing prosecutors.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cops got him. it's not hard to discern who the culprit is when
1) the lady claims she doesn’t know who did it to her when she was immediately outside her building and arguing with the person prior to the beat down and 2) the guy came back to their shared apartment.
by larry on Jun 20, 2008 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict a CSI moment in your building
in
And maybe involving the couple in question.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 20, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these people don't live in my building.
and the only CSI moments that will happen in mine are figuring out which old lady died this week.
by larry on Jun 20, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, part of my post disappeared
Should’ve said “in
I don’t care if they live there or not. You are a violence magnet. Ye reap what ye sow, hostile one.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it disappeared again!
WTF?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 20, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize Fuentes gets it in about 93 according to Gameday
It’s usually slower on the broadcast guns.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear SSH
Just for shits and giggles, I put DLR on my fantasy roster while Paulie’s DL’d.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear SSH
Just for shits and giggles, I put DLR on my fantasy roster while Paulie’s DL’d.
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by colintj on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reading your signature 4 times in a row gets the message through
I like chuckling at things that are in print.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 19, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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