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Game 74: Gamethread #2

AJ says take that!

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Does Danks seem

To be gaining confidence?

by sti3 on Jun 20, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

there's your good inning SSH

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks: 57 thru 4

Excellent (for him)!

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jun 20, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn just got home

Great to see Danks pitching well and the offense being awake

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jun 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

we sure suck at projections as a community, eh

al central. now danks.

John Danks
Games Started: 27.3
Innings Pitched: 160.1
Hits: 170
HR: 25.3
BB: 62.1
K: 120.3
ERA: 4.77
Days in minors: 5

at least we’re on pace for the Ks…

by larry on Jun 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

haha most of you do at least.

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!

Nice double.

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jun 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

Both feet on the bandwagon.

by vince_ on Jun 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

whatcha gonna do when Q comes for you

and I think every projection system in the world had Danks for like a 5.7 ERA. Where are those fuckers now?

by Daniel Berlyn on Jun 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Off to the bar!!!

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jun 20, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

what a play!

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

SWISH!!!!!

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

and a good call....

man, that was close! by a nut-hair!

by homesickalien on Jun 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swish!

Both feet on the bandwagon.

by vince_ on Jun 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

10 m-fers in a row

looking Danksian…

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

Dankistan. I’ll take it!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and just think

we could have brandon mccarthy not pitching for the sox until august right now instead.

by larry on Jun 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't slide kiddies

visual representation that running through the base is faster

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 20, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't the theory there that danks could have tagged him if he didn't slide?

Not saying running through the base isn’t faster

Both feet on the bandwagon.

by vince_ on Jun 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is the ONLY time to slide, if you foresee a bad throw and need to avoid a tag.

but if it’s a race to the bag, no way no how.

Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.

by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

inertia is broken….that is why you have the ability to run through first and no other base.
Slight delay in time taken to drop bat and get a-movin’, whereas you get a lead off every other bag.

by homesickalien on Jun 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

confused about the "nope"

Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.

by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was agreeing with your "no way no how"

it was a negative agreement.
makes perfect sense, no?

by homesickalien on Jun 20, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

negative. i mean, yes.

Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.

by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somoen slid into first?

One of the worst playes in baseball. Do sprinters slide over the tape?

by madvillian on Jun 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

not exactly the same concept there

considering what part of the body needs to reach something first in each case. but, yeah, sliding not good.

by larry on Jun 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

a double swish!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crede looks fucking awful...

First, he takes a strike 3 that the ump doesn’t call.

Then he swings at a piece of garbage pitch way low and away.

by SSH2005 on Jun 20, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Missle

Both feet on the bandwagon.

by vince_ on Jun 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

the failboat has arrived

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 20, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on alexei

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Shame Rating is under development

queued up right behind Pride Factor in the project list….

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrible inning here

if BA doesn’t pick up Swish

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone please update me

The AT&T guy cut the cable 5 min ago.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, we're giving Comcast the bird

I hate those fuckers

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm calling a basehit

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

my bad

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They call that a strike?

Good news: another Dnaks leadoff inning coming up.

Danks’ ABs are looking better than Crede today.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeeze guys

It’s one unproductive inning… it happens!

by sti3 on Jun 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

terrible inning on so many levels

stranding swisher
no more insurance runs
not clearing the pitchers spot.
Crede was fucking brutal
Ending Danks day (after bottom of 6th)
Thome vs. Lily to lead off 7th…

Shitty fucking inning… Big momentum shift (if there is such a thing in baseball)

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 20, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks will stay in

if he doesn’t get hit around in the 6th.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jun 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck...

1-out single by Fukudome.

by SSH2005 on Jun 20, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

DP!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I trust the folks

on bcb are apoplectic about all the DPs.

by sti3 on Jun 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

ssh....?

Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.

by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pablo would be a good call here

/can’t believe I just said that

He has some value when we face a lefty in an NL park…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets not anally rape them too bad,

they might like that too much!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I say you bat Danks

This has been a pitching & defense kind of game, Danks is dealing for the most part, he’s only got 85 pitches. Keep him in.

Both feet on the bandwagon.

by vince_ on Jun 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Jermaine = Hancock?!?!?

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Brenly say earlier that BA is hard to walk? Granted he hacks away at times, but over his career, both MiLB and MLB, hasn’t he maintained very high OBPs??

PS – first post… been lunking for years, finally decided to register today. Thanks to all y’allz for the great site.

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jun 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

BA never walks

but he does swing away at those down and away sliders!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea, after looking at his MiLB numbers… I guess you’re right.. 364 MiLB OBP. Still pretty decent and a far cry from what Greg Balker has helped him achieve.

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

Half Dome is my bitch. Shasta is next.

by Toonderstrook on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe!!

Danks only have 85 pitches

by joewho112 on Jun 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably too hard to figure out with accuracy yet

small-ish sample sizes for both. with three innings to go, i’d probably go with the hotter hitter.

by larry on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

GET THAT FAT MOVING!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF why take out Danks?

He could have easily gone another inning.
At least Juanito gets the hit.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

why is anyone surprised?

/better question

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

SOP in the NL.

If the game is close, and it’s past the sixth inning, the starter gets pinch-hit for.

I don’t know why NL fans act like this is rocket science – most managers follow the same book.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I definitely prefer the DH from an aesthetics perspective

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

absolutely

i don’t enjoy watching pitchers bat.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now k's

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hold that chicken bucket over

second.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Extra crispy

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Farmio...almost sharted myself

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Why wasn't Cabrera bunting there?

I’m not really much of a pro-bunting guy, but that seemed the ideal place to do it.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

me too

but I thought maybe it hit something behind the pole

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured it was because

no one even mentioned it. Really convincing illusion though.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go to the instant replay

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

OC will get to the bottom of this

Guaranteed.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Caberea didn't hit it THAT far!"

blah blah blah look at me I announce for the Cubs blah blah blahhhh

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Howry in the pen?

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

here he comes

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jun 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q~"Here I come to save the day"

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jun 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Q! walks

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Walk to Quentin...

Runners at 1st and 2nd, 2 outs. Dye up…

Howry in…

by SSH2005 on Jun 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

After listening to these meathead announcers...

...I’ll never rag on Hawk and DJ again. Well, that’s hyperbole because they suck too. But these Cubbie flaks are a cure for insomnia.

by RoyEgan on Jun 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Game 74: Gamethread #3

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/6/20/555774/game-74-gamethread-3

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Apropos of nothing:

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon JD...stay thirsty my friend

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Girardi?

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's the dude w/ the PING hat????

“I ain’t takin this hat off.”

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jun 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

damn that girl was cold in the Q jersey...

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF DOTEL

DONT MAKE ME START CAPPING!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

he K's the next three guys

I predict

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

agh

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

AHH

CRAP DOTEL

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jun 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That was Ozzie's fault

Lee vs a straight fastball= a sure homerun.

by Seymizzle on Jun 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Friggin' DOTEL.

You suck.

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on Jun 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

PUNCH AJ

gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them

by defensive indifference on Jun 20, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA CAPZ RULE!

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO NOT TO PUT IN A CLOSE GAME DURING THE PLAYOFFS.

"I would rather have a battalion of German soldiers in front of me than a platoon of French soldiers behind me."

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 20, 2008 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

its ok

we just get to break their hearts again now.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

another ND for Danks

tough break

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

by Nordhagen on Jun 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

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