That is terrible. Like any 80’s rap video.

But hell no, gotta keep my suburban cred up.

Shoulda performed more of a timeless classic from this sexy beast

Manager Lou Piniella said he would not have to watch Zambrano’s pitch counts any more than usual, though he began having problems after a 130-pitch outing May 28 against Los Angeles and has a 5.28 earned-run average in his four starts since.

“Pitch counts, believe me, have nothing to do with it,” Piniella said.

The next 2 weeks is ugly.

Dempster

Then in Dodger land.

Lowe – Sinkerballer
Stults
Kershaw – I am sure that they will rock him. Lefty, curveball, changeup, never faced Thats the usual sox formula for 8 runs..

Back home to the Cell for

Marquis
Dempster
Marshall

Then we start to face some tough pitching

Sowers
Lee
Sabathia

Then Oakland for 4.

Juan Silverio was projected as a five-tool talent when he signed with the Chicago White Sox as a 16-year-old shortstop. He flashed a few of those tools on Saturday night.

Silverio hit his first career grand slam and drove in a career-high seven runs to lead the Bristol Sox to a 10-4 triumph over the Burlington Royals at Burlington Athletic Stadium.

The native of the Dominican Republic stroked an RBI single and scored in the first inning, plated a run with a groundout in the sixth before hitting the slam, his second homer of the season, in the seventh. He added an RBI base hit in the ninth.

Sox manager Bobby Thigpen likes what he’s seen in only five games from Silverio.

“He’s a great kid and he’s gotten off to a good start,” said the former All-Star closer. “I’ve only seen him for a few weeks, but he’s been working hard.”

Silverio is batting .381 (8-for-21) with two homers and 16 RBIs in five games. Signed as a non-drafted free agent, he began the year in extended spring training before arriving in Bristol. He is viewed as a five-tool prospect and could move quickly up the organizational ladder.

“The guy’s got some talent and the tools,” Thigpen said. “Projection-wise it’s hard to say, but if he continues to work and improve, he should be in Chicago. ...

“He just had a good day,” Guillen said. “I don’t want to promote the guy who’s just hitting [.238 and stuff]. He just had a good day. Good for them. I think I’d rather have him out there than [ Alfonso] Soriano. ... “Believe me, I do. Jim is a veteran player who knows what he’s doing. He swings the bat well and they got him because someone got hurt or whatever the reason is. Hopefully he doesn’t have another game like that against us.” ... “Jim is Jim. Jim is not going to scare me,” Guillen said. “I will pitch to him another time. He just hit a couple of home runs. Good for him.”

One of the big reasons Jose Contreras posted great numbers this season was the reduction in home runs allowed. Today against the Cubs, he nearly doubled his season total. Contreras came into the game with just four long balls against him, but the Cubs hit three of their four dingers off the White Sox starter.

http://deadspin.com/5018604/a-little-music-for-the-late-night-crowd

http://mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080621&content_id=2978751&vkey=news_oak&fext=.jsp

Lou: I know I can tell

Ozzie: Whats that mean? You can go to hell!

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I thought those were actors in those commercials.