Game 77: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Jun 24, 2008 11:01 PM CDT
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New thread pwnage!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Indeed
I’ll always remember him for his no-hitter and his tarp sliding
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I like his ride and below-market contract
in staying “home”. And his shotgun.
Great kid.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Esp. King Abdullah
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll tell you what Fiesty
I never seen no truck bigger than Yaz’s
Hottest Sox fan: Hephaestus, god of fire!
I think Hawk just came
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ooooooh
so that’s what caused the technical difficulties…came for Dye’s homer and then for Buehrle’s K
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
actually it was some frozen food or some shit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
that park is perfect for the Twins
negates much of their power issues
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
anyone seen if DLR pitched well tonight?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he lost
7-3
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 24, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
david lee roth.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Good, very good.
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
well it sure as fuck isn't sammy hagar.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
van halen references
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 24, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
the only way you can learn how to comment on this site is at actual game speed.
the pre- and post-game convos don’t move at the same frenetic pace.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll have to make a call today
get that error charged to Swish
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Cracked open the second celebratory Guinness
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I can't say...I know I was trying to check out some decent mexica brew but I think I forgot which one was the good one
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
it's one of my favorite dark beers, highly recommend it
regular modelo not so much
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Bohemia...also very good (not dark, however)
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
haha
though the foil is a bit unneeded
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Yes...you have to push it down or chance swallowing it
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
hi-yo!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty sure that's a foreskin joke
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
italian guy is drinking at a bar and gets a phone call.
hangs up the phone and grinning from ear to ear orders a drink and a shot for everyone in the bar. people ask the occasion and he says my wife just gave birth to a healthy 24 lb. boy.
everyone is in shock and disbelief that he could have such a big boy. he tell them that is nothing out of the ordinary back in his home country.
3 weeks later he comes back into the bar. everyone says they’ve been betting on how much that gigantic baby ways at this point.
he says 17 lbs. they can’t believe it and say how could your baby have lost 7 lbs. he grins again and says we had him circumcised.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
THAT is a foreskin joke.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
damn it, and ways=weighs.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
No, she said...
“Don’t grab my ears, I know what I’m doing.”
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
The meth in between keeps him going
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
as if I'd be so cliche
crack mothasucka
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ohhhh
thought you were calling yourself a ‘crack mothersucker’... crack being the adjective of course.
Like a "crack reporter"
or “crack head”.
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
it ain't the titties.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I picked up this up a year ago in Lietrim
by southsideirish71 on Jun 24, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
what are the odds that won't be a sexually transmitted disease?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i agree.
and with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the bottom of the 9th, i have caught up.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"I Love El-Lay"
See you next year, fer sure OC! Santa Monica beckons.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
get me a beer rock!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
In the interest of superstition, SSH will have to sit out another day
you don’t mess with superstition
Or maybe RoyEgan brought the sunshine to the ballpark.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
STFU, Jim
He’s watching the Twinks.
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
and this game is ovah!
and the 9 game road losing streak is ovah!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
Except that he started trying.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Because he's a "cagey veteran"
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Especially on the west coast...so geezers like me can get to bed somewhat early
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
you weren't out on rush street with Swiish last night?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I would like to refer everyone to Colin's analysis of Lowe post...
where I stated that between Buerhle and Lowe, it should be a 2-hour game.
by homesickalien on Jun 24, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Quite the risk you took there, HSA
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone will get older and die
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it was bad enough when everyone was watching me at the office, but at home now too?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
v, you are a subtle man
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
v, you are quite the assimilator
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe you, but i've found myself a nice age niche here, and i'm not leaving.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The weather will continue to change over and over again....
forever.
al sleet
by homesickalien on Jun 24, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You hold your boyfriend's _______
with those hands?
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ha ha, that's good wu. +1.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
psh I did the bulk of the work on that one
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
The Final Countdown!
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
dad's dead?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Do I hear 3 hours?
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
ooo, i bid 2 27!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
2 hours 7 minutes 42 seconds
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Look who weighs in at the end - effin' finally
to sweep it all up into a summary.
Go ahead – we’re waiting.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahem. Sirs, I do not update on command. I am an artiste. I require inspiration. A muse if you will ...
Wait … DICK CHENEY IS A SOX FAN!!! Here we go:
1. Vin Scully once sang the Heineken song on the air, but it was so beautiful that everyone’s head asploded.
2. Dick Cheney, who would be like SSH if SSH were a Sox fan rather than a Cub fan, ran over Felix Hernandez’s leg last night causing Carlos Beltran’s entire family to be slaughtered by marauding Mariners’ fans and Mike North (who was apparently just bored).
3. DeWayne Wise. That is all.
4. Mark Buehrle and Derek Lowe have pitched 3 complete games, played an entire game of Risk and watched Shogun, East of Eden, The Winds of War and Rich Man Poor Man in the time it has taken me to post this update.
/Suck it modern mini-series—y’all ain’t got nuthin’ on the classics.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jun 24, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i watched shogun with my dad when i was a kid. he loves that movie/series.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you. Very nice.
I bet it’s easier when the vitriol is flying. Pain + Time = Humor.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
This post will not be about duration
how do you all feel about Al Capone dancng the charleston on a flag pole?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
2 hours, 29 minutes.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
1st road win since may 29 in tampa
that’s damn near a month
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Burls 4th consecutive start going 8 inn?
yeah he’s good
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Gameday says...
Psycho Michael Barrett on first, no outs, bottom of the 8th in SD.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Is he punching anyone?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
go go gadget base hits!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Close
Guerrier hung a curve, but Stansbury hooked it foul.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And now a single.
Makes up for fouling off two bunts.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Who the hell is stansbusy?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Stansberry
Didn’t see the back of his jersey ‘til after.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, i believe stansbury was the name of the school that jessie decided to go to on saved by the bell.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
man I still don't know who that is
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Has anyone ever struck out on a high fastball...
...when the catcher stands?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh God, yes...several Sox
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Besides Juan.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
A pitcher, perhaps?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
[/fat joke]
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Varitek does that shit all the time to great effect
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Why doesn't the batter's teammates
or a base coach yell out that the catcher is setting up high?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
they can but it would be pretty easy to foul that up
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
SD - 1st and 2nd, no outs, bottom of the 8th
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
He's squaring
Guerrier’s not throwing strikes.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Just foul bunted ball 3
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Gerut sucks.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
used to play in a batting winter league with him. i've known that guy for a long time.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Was he impressive?
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
very. he was awesome. bright guy, too. went to stanford. we thought he was a can't miss major leaguer.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
OPS+ of 120 as a rookie in 2003
He did get hurt after that, but that was a fine season. I’d be happy to see him resurrect his career.
by hitlesswonder on Jun 24, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that was pretty exciting. have played a couple sports with some chicago area studs and it's cool to see them succeed.
feels good to realize the guys you thought were awesome were actually awesome on the biggest stage.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 24, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
How does it make you feel,
communicating with us knuckleheads, while he’s on the Big Stage, earning the Benjamins?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Smells like Teen Spirit
or Victory – I can’t remember which.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, "grunge" music
Remember when Jack McDowell remarked that “his music” was much more important to him than basball? Hah…good one.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Jody Gerut - K's - 1 out
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Two outs. Pop-up.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
And now the grounds crew is rolling in Denys Reyes.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He and Juanito
sep. at birth?
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by winningugly on Jun 24, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dislodged, more like it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Per his Gameday photo, it looks like Dennys enjoys Denny's... a lot
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
perfect day in socal
left work early. stopped at my fav. mmj clinic. kush… grabbed the wife and kids. hit dodger stadium in time to get swish to auto. my daughter’s sox hat. 2 coronas. dodger dog. mark b’s brilliance, JD’s boo-t-iful sock. Ramirez, Cabrera d. Little traffic on the 101. a little Daily show and g’night!
OK, I'm old...I had to look it up...
Los Angeles – KUSH Collective, 1111 S. La Brea Blvd, (323) 938-KUSH Open 11-11 M-Sa.
There are actually 327 “Medical Marijuana Dispensaries” across California.
Fire up!
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Yeah, there are ads all over town
I believe it’s 1-877-GOT-KUSH
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
and that sounds like a joke, but i'm accurately reporting
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i laughed.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
oh yes, very accurate...
...and competitive pricing, too. i’m a sativa hybrid man myself. for my, y’know, arthritis. but the menus are outrageous.
My uncle told me
there are more medicinal marijuana joints in San Fran than McDonald’s in Manhattan, always thought that was interesting
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
That many people in CA with cataracts?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
if only that were necessary
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
So, you just walk in and ask for a bag of weed?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
If they don't just give it up
My roommate has a card and on 4/19 they were handing out real huge joints for free
The funny thing is that there’s actually a menu, or so I’ve been told
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yeah this is totally all third or fourth hand information i'm peddling
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Of course.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
i think i need to get an affadavit going or something
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i'm not totally sure what that is tbh
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
perhaps you need a writeoff. that's what all these big corporate types do. they just write it off.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
the totally makes it sound sarcastic
and i wasn’t trying to make it sarcastic
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i heard there are 8 foot bongs and pot brownies for free and they hand out frisbees in the parking lot.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Are there "crack" dispensaries as well? If so, where?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
you know, we're trying to have a serious, completely factual conversation over here and then you come in with this crazy talk.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Only if it's skim...I'm counting calories
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
i love titties...like how they feel like a bag of sand, you know? ...guys?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure...
sweater meat, milk fountains, it’s all good.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
do you mean...
Angel Cakes Double-Whammies Loaves PT Boats
Apples Dueling Banjos Loblollies Pumpkins
Balboas Dugs Love Melons Rangoons
Balloons Dumplings Love Muffins Rib Balloons
Bangers Dunes Lulus Rib Cushions
Bangles Ear Muffs Macaroons Rivets
Bassoons Eclairs Mambos Roundies
Baubles Eggplants Mammaries Sandbags
Bazongas Enchiladas Mammies Satellites
Bazookas Flapjacks Mams Scones
Bazooms Flappers Mangos Scoops
Beacons Flesh Bulbs Marangos Set
Beanbags Flesh Melons Maraschinos Shakers
Bebops Floaters Marimbas Shebas
Betty Boops Floats Mau Maus Shimmies
Big Boppers Fog Lights Mausers Silos
Bikini Stuffers Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks
Billibongs Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners
Blinkers Gagas Melons Smoothies
Bombers Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups
Bombshells Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs
Bonbons Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials
Bongos Glands Molehills Spheres
Bonkers Globelets Mommas Spongecakes
Boobers Globes Mondos Spuds
Boobies Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks
Boobs Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing
Boops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugarplums
Bops Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat
Bosom Grillwork Mountain Peaks Sweater Puffs
Boulders Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls
Bouncers Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis
Bra Buddies Handsets Mulligans Tamales
Bra Stuffers Hand Warmers Mushmelons Tartugas
Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas
Bubbas Headlamps Nectarines Tattlers
Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats
Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons
Bulbs Headsets Nippeloons Thangs
Bulges Hefties Nippelos Thingamajigs
Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits
Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits
Bumps Hills Nips Tits
Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis
Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters
Busties Honkers Noogies Titties
Butterballs Hood Ornaments Nose Cones Tomatoes
Buttons Hoohas Oompas Tooters
Caboodles Hooters Orbs Torpedoes
Cannon Balls Hot Cakes Ottomans Tortillas
Cantaloups Hottentots Padding Totos
Carumbas Howitzers Pagodas Twangers
Casabas Hubcaps Pair Tweakers
Cha-Chas Huffies Palookas Tweeters
Charlies Humdingers Papayas Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas Hush Puppies Parabolas Twofers
Chimichongas ICBM’s Pastries Tympanies
Chiquitas Jawbreakers Paw Patties U-Boats
Coconuts Jemimas Peaches Umlauts
Congas Jibs Peakers Wahwahs
Corkers Jobbers Peaks Waldos
Creamers Jugs Pears Warheads
Cream Pies Jukes Pects Water-Melons
Cuhuangas Jumbos Peepers Whoppers
Cupcakes Kabukis Pillows Wind-Jammers
Curves Kalamazoos Pips Wobblers
Dingers Kazongas Plums WOngas
Dinghies Kazoos Pointer-Sisters Woofers
Dingos Knobbers Points Yabbos
Dirigibles Knockers Pokers Yams
Domes Kongas Polygons Yayas
Doodads Kumquats Pompons Zeppelins
Doozers Lactoids Pontoons Zingers
Doozies Lip Fodder Potatoes
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
see that's why i abstained
i figured the good stuff is right around the corner
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
yes, however they are cutely called "crack houses" as a turn of phrase on dispensaries.
no prescriptions required, or so i’m told.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
you do need a script first. once you've got that, you're good to go.
and getting a script is not difficult. the only thing between you and legal MJ out there is whatever moral qualms you’ve got and, of course, the cost.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
OK, cool, I haven't come near it myself in decades...
and being a naive Midwesterner, I had no idea such dispensaries existed.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
the more you know!
jingle
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Shit
Also, does anyone know why the score internet feed sometimes plays the post game but once in awhile plays a douchebag North replay?
probably have the blackout on a 3 hour timer
and whoever can change it if the game goes short/long got lazy?
Brian Giles pulls an AJ
First-pitch 4-3. Time to write.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
I'd remark about the guys being left on, but
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
(Must learn that "post" is not "preview)
I’d remark about the guys being left on, but those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Back-to-back.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 24, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Thankfully, my Gameday is "stuck"
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
frealsies?
thanks former hometown dudes.
and off trevor even.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
If this will indeed be long-time journeyman DeWayne Wise's breakout year,
I would like to be the first to contribute the following “What’s Happening” reference…
Dwayne: “Hey, hey, hey Rerun!”
Rerun: “Hey, hey, hey Dwayne – What’s Happening?!”
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Almost a perfect day...
Sox win
Cubs lose
Cleveland loses
Detroit loses
MN wins (dang!)
Oh and KC won…but who really cares?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
i still maintain that the Twins are an illusion
they play like shit and then strike off to the NL flyweights and suddenly they’re in the division race? that’s called coincidence.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I, for one, really really hope you're correct
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
there need to be reasons why the luck you're seemingly getting isn't actually luck
and i can’t find any yet.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Joe Crede signing autographs
July 19 at Triple Threat Sports in beautiful Mokena, IL
A mere $50 for “balls and flats” and $70 for “jerseys and equipment.”
I’m marking my calendar now…hah!
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
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