Game 78: White Sox (42-34) @ Dodgers (35-41)
by The Wizard on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Los Angeles Dodgers, Jun 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT
Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Eric Stults (LHP)
Time: 9:10 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday)
GO SOX!
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Thanks, Wiz
I can now go to sleep. Can’t do this 2 nights in a row. Carry the banner, men and women.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 25, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww
come out and play WU!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder a bit what's going on with Crede....
not surprised he was given the night off last night, but tonight too? Hurt?
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By Mark Gonzales – 8:22 p.m.
LOS ANGELES – Third baseman Joe Crede said his lower back feels fine and that he should be available for pinch-hitting duty Wednesday night and return to the White Sox’s lineup on Thursday.
Crede said his lower back tightened up during the Sox’s flight to Los Angeles on Monday night and that he had trouble getting loose after pre-game batting practice Tuesday.
i'm retired. don't reply to me. and get off my lawn.
by larry on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so the usual extra day?
that’s a good policy.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like these late games
Although they don’t end till about 1 here on the east coast it gives me an excuse to stay up till 1 drinking. Of course have I’ll be feeling some lassitude in the morning at work, but such is life.
by madvillian on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Floyd's K/W ratio
Over the last 28 days, last 5 starts, it has been 30:6. That means prior to May 27 (or his first 9 starts), he was only 25:24. (I’ve taken the liberty to take out IBB, i think). I don’t remember reading anything that would have led to this change. Since I dont really know anything about the mechanics of pitching, can anyone else explain it?
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jun 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
coop told him 'I want less walks and more Ks or I'll cut your balls'
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got really inconsistent mechanics
my dad walked by once and remarked “that guy doesn’t throw the same way twice” and then walked out. so he’ll go through streaks where he’s “feeling it” and streaks where he can’t find the zone. how those play out will lead to divergent k/bb numbers.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
check out the friggin stache:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyoGjiih2e4&feature=related
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Jun 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tampa
Somebody is trying to improve their run difference…...
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was slow on it tonight...
The Nitty Gritty:
I’m kind of embarrassed by this one, since he’s pretty clearly no great shakes. He’s old and basically AAAA like, I don’t know, Heath Phillips or something. I didn’t even know he existed until just a couple minutes ago and he’s only made one start this year. Unsurprisingly, he hasn’t been put in Kalk’s database yet, so I’m using his 2007 pitch f/x stuff. Keep in mind that he made 5 starts and had 12 appearances, so that will overstate his velocity and stuff to some degree. As we know, relief pitching bumps velocity and stuff. Also, I’m not sure how good the pitch f/x data is, since his fastball got classified as a splitter somehow and he’s listed as being without a fastball. Obviously, that’s screwed up.
So onto the analysis. He has no real out pitch and his fastball isn’t good enough to get away with that. He throws more balls than average for his fastball, which means, like most pitchers without a big fastball, he nibbles at the corners. I suppose he might just have control problems, but come on he has trouble breaking 90. That would be just sad. In sum: combine a bunch of meh stuff with meh control and you get a meh pitcher. He doesn’t scare me and our bats have been hot. Combine that with a park that’s perfect for Gavin Floyd and you’ve got to give us a pretty good chance to win the game. No guarantees since this is baseball, but I put our o/u at 65%.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh and fwiw
after getting more beckham at bats, i like what i see. he gets a ton of torque in his turn and it’s the reason why he’s got such pop. his hands and hips come through very nicely. i don’t know if he’ll hit for average because it’s a very pull oriented swing, but the pop and approach should make up for it. again, khalil greene sounds good.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looking for the sox to pick me up tonight. tough day, could really use some good baseball.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you tried coke?
I find it’s more consistent
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jun 25, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
been thinking about tapping into my 'emergency' weed jar that's been sitting in my dresser for 2 years.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
crappy lefty whom the Sox have never seen
hopefully AJ’s hit is a harbinger of things to come rather than the same ol’, same ol’
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bukvich pitches the 6th vs Cubs.
Batter #1 – BB
Batter #2 – BB
Batter #3 – K
Batter #4 – K
Batter #5 – K
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll never forget that slam against the Yanks
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No the first batter went deep
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dye is just raking these days
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just watched that alec baldwin, glengarry glen ross speech. god, i love that. gets me fucking jacked.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coffee is for closers
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third prize is you're fired.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A. B. C.
Always. Be. Closing.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer
the Glen & Gary & Glen & Ross version.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two thumbs up, way the fuck up.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that ain't bad, either.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
that’s my name
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe tonight is the night....
the Twins finally lose…Pads get 2 in the bottom of the first…c’mon Maddux!
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk might as well have called that single a double....
Pierre will be on 2B shortly.
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under is set at 4
from yesterday
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ just ruined his chance to steal another base
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was one of the worst throws I've seen from him.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truly horrific indeed
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks alot
a.j
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm officially concerned about Carlos
when was the last time he hit the ball hard? The homer against the pirates? Also it would be great if Gavin finds the zone sometime soon.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q missed a home run by a couple inches at Wrigley
had to settle for a double in the ivy.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how far was that actually though?
maybe that isnt fair, but Mike Fontenot hit one out that series
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked hard hit to me
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think I should be worried?
that’s probably a better way of putting it anyway
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
I’m concerned about him…not as concerned as I was say a week ago, but still concerned
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Small sample size?
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would say no, colin. instead of the prolonged production-less slumps that we expect from sox hitters, he is trying to go up the middle and oppo and not just trying to swing his way out of it.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Power has been lacking
but at least he’s adjusted and is hitting better
His last 12 games .310/.434/.429/ .863
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's all on those grounders up the middle
I’m just worried about his unorthodox approach being difficult to fix.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being 2-0 against ML hitters is not good.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin lacking the A game...
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin looks like the AAAA pitcher so far.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it isnt like Stults looked good
OC looked terrible though
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no catching
wacko
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad bad feeling about this game now
That was a terribly ill-timed error
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch better
NOW!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Making up for the win yesterday.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The way it's shaking out of late....
you really only feel confident when Buehrle and Danks take the mound.
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that sounds about right
but going into the season it was Buehele and Javy. Nothing has really changed. I will say that I am really geeksd for tomorrows matchup.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks vs. Kershaw, no?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. should be pretty sweet.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4th inning on Saturday at Wrigley
deja vu
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swish wins!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Floyd
Make that play pay off.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
finish him?
not exactly mortal kombat
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Babality.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sculley
“Life begins @ 40” (re Kent’s head first slide).
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
one too many exclamation marks
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't give him anything here...
Berroa 5-28 against righties this year.
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
about time
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Limited the damage
That last ball looked worse off the bat then it ended up being.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah mainly because of the location of the pitch I think
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank god Kent is slow and old as balls
Only 2-0, that’s not too bad
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else'w broadcast alittle rough?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine looks fine
but theres a low ring that gets annoying if i put it too loud.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It was pointless"
I think DJ meant Pablo is pointless
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Anderson has a vast collection of monkeys
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they of the "rally" variety?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we kidnap Vin.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sculley
Anderson collects stuffed monkeys.
Ozuno is the son of a fisherman.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Those are two very interesting tidbits
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Molly shannon ftw.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, very nice
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Brian
you need a good AB otherwise Wise will take all of your PT
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many RHP throw cutters?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The most famous cutter-thrower, for starters
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to think of non Rivera examples
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loaiza
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soria.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow that was a whale of a woman.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a poor AB....
there were 2 pitches way out of the strike zone….he should have walked and at least the pitcher would be out of the way…now Gavin leads off the 3rd.
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the score today Lawrence Holmes
Was talking about the great work Walk does with the hitters. How he fixed Crede by repositioning his hands a few weeks ago, and how he fixed Carlos Quentin 3 weeks ago by having him stand up more.
Isnt that about the time that Quentin went into his downward spiral.
by southsideirish71 on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no it was supposedly around the time he hit the HR against the piraten
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good AB by BA
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 pitches
and hit it hard to end it.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true....10 pitches is great....but he swung at 2 terrible pitches....
should have walked.
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats very true
still better than the standard OC ABs that last no more than 3 pitches.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For BA, I'd say that's a good AB
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm ready to annoint the Twins as the favorite (I guess that's not saying much)....
speed doesn’t slump….and neither do Mauer and Morneau…
Just slapped a three spot on Maddux to tie the game….FUCK!
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Twins aren't that good
Maybe they pull something out of their ass like the DBacks last season and barely outscore there opponents on the way to 90+ wins, but I just don’t see it.
by madvillian on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He fixed Quentin?
Come on, the guy has mashed the ball his whole career when not injured, he didn’t fix shit.
by madvillian on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quentin will need fixing throughout his career
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that strike 3 hook gavin threw was devastating.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Late to the soiree
How did they commit 2 errors already?
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
over-grinding. went a little heavy on the swagger early.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pierre steals second, AJ makes a horrid throw to second allow Pierre to third
JD goes back to the track and drops the ball
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what Coop told him after the first inning.
“quit throwing like a bitch” would be my guess.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?"
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knock Knock jokes
are so AAA.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Hanks is the yuppie devil.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still love his movies though.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever he said, he said it with a thick brooklyn accent.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
And you’re poking at it, you’re poking at it… Yeah, you’re not hurting it. You’re just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny’s scared Gavin, the bunny’s scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs… And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs. And you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do, man. “I don’t know how to kill the bunny.” With this you don’t know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nicely done.
check my sig. i’m a fan.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missing the reference.
Help me out.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC making a mess in the clubhouse.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Were those Uribe's bats?
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He learned his lesson and guards them closely.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs them to roast a pig on
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the
only way he’ll use them
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least till Ozuna gets DFAd.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really starting to fear they will DFA Uribe
With his contract, who would claim him?
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would claim Pablito though?
Uribe I think would have some worth…maybe
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just can't see it happening - Ozzie has such a mancrush on him
by Brush Back on Jun 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He <3s Uribe more.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozuna is so bad out there. how did he fuck up that foul popup so egregiously? 10x tougher for aj and ozuna couldn't get within 10 feet of it.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you answered your own question.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i guess he might even be worse than i thought, which is atrocious.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does the Steve Stone commercial
were he says he’s pitching for a new team bother anyone else? Especially the way he says it. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
by Brush Back on Jun 25, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I crack up whenever I see it.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stults throwing a AAAA shutout right now :P
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that was an AB
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reaches for Kleenex box*
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barring comebacks....
lead down to half a game….
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its the fourth inning.
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and both are 2 run games.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's bad...wow we really could've used those colorado games and one of the cubs too
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing has happened yet!
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know that i'm just saying...we just need to string a few hits together
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
white sox baseball- flip a fucking coin. we're as likely to score 10+ as we are to score 0.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Changeups!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
scouting reports- who reads 'em?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only write em after emptying a pail full of luudes so not me
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your chicago white sox- making major league hitting look as difficult as hawk says it is.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he faced fucking Bon Gibson on a giant mound
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bon? Fucking phone
although it does remind me of Bort, which is funny
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jermaine
Where would we be if this guy went down? Seems like hes having a heck of a year at the dish. Anyone predict him to put these kind of numbers up?
by lod773 on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAA pitcher, Colin?
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It would explain the 0 runs
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks better than that to you?
and fwiw, I was using his 07 pfx…his change may be better now. He still isn’t that great.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn q must have some weights in his shoes
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
slow
pitching wacko
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wth
gavin, take him out
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ruh-roh.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you worried too scoob?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love Alexeis arm though
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah did someone say cannon?
that was sweet
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll save wu from doing it tomorrow.
alexei’s new nickname should be slashy necktie cannon.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be cool with
Slashy McNecktie…but I prefer Messiah
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats Quentin.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuban slashy necktie missile cannon
say that 5 times fast
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little lardy
BTW, larry disappears (sort of) and no word from SSH. Are both in the penalty box, or has “No Country For Old Men” guy done the work I paid him to do?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Stultz play 3rd?
He hits better than Ozuna
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's not hard
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 runs should about do it
Tomorrow we get Kershaw. He must be almost slap happy thinking about our lineup tomorrow. At least he is future great pitcher and not the usual lefty slob with a 9 era that shuts us down.
by southsideirish71 on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're kind of becoming a one trick pony
and since you can’t bite Scott Tenorman’s weiner off, you might consider a new line of work
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Magic at this point
Gavin has about zero control right now. I feel bad that Coop has to babysit him like this.
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's unfortunate, but it's not like coop is being paid to sit in the dugout eating cheetos!
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Uribe's job
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah thats Walkers job.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't
need cheetos
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you talking about lately or just tonight?
His BB/9 is under 2 for last 6 starts (tonight included)
by 3E8 on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong week for our pitching to hit a slump...
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there's a good start
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jun 25, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Missile!
Snuck in under the radar!
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's Messiah to you
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wth
are you swinging at
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go go gadget suckfest!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our pitchers are the only ones who can bunt
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wise can do it too!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can he play 3B?
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not like it ever stopped Ozuna.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavin really wanted it on the line
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no joke. he was not about to bunt that one back at the pitcher. he looked pretty good swinging in his last at bat too.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah which was weird considering how little feel for pitching mechanics he demonstrates
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's one of those guys with incredible tools but something's missing.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you still
suck
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A guy with 7 starts in the big leagues should not be referred to as "crafty" IMHO
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah I objected to that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the painful scale
I’d say this is a 7 out of 10 right now
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this our last series in an NL park?
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because pitcher hitting is retarded
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you want more of it?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we make it to a series of world-type preportions
part of it will be in an NL park
by 3E8 on Jun 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
touche, i wasn't keeping my head on a swivel.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitcher hitting is retarded
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
except early season Micah Owings
That was fun to watch
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah if they can actually do it im cool with that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't enjoy Hawk apologizing for this hitting effort
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else notice that beer heaven is actually just
a shitty bar with strategically placed magnets?
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we all see our own individual heavens. perhaps that's just what you want beer heaven to be.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, for instance, my heaven's got a lot more titties in it than yours.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*bare titties
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*bare juicy titties
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 26, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally caps in place, gents?
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES IF YOU SAY SO BALLYB
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL PLAYED TOONDER
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playing the B-R's PI
looking up Sox versus inexperience pitchers
In 2005, the Sox were 6-1 in games started by pitchers with 5 or fewer major league games under their belt.
They’ve gone 4-7 against such pitchers the last 3 years…
The key… In 2005, the Sox never allowed more than 4 runs in any of those games. The opposing starter didn’t matter because they were always going to be in the game.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is that just when the pitcher gets a decision or is it the record of all starts?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also the 4-7 mark is the last two years... I just hit the wrong number on the keypad
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jun 25, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unacceptable, unacceptable. i have made a number of life-altering decisions based on the knowledge that the 4-7 mark encompassed 3 years. you keep screwing me, cheat.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk will just strok E. Stults all game....
but speak nothing to the terrible unreliability of this offense…..
by stanchar on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
horrible mental picture
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 26, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins up 7-3 in the 6th
Freaking interleague play.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
it all to hell
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Allah Buddah
Now there’s a 3-4-5 you can rely on
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two smoked balls, two outs
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BABIP IS A BITCH
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how much more
pain can one person take
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I HEREBY PROPOSE THE USE OF RALLY CAPS FROM HERE ON OUT
HT: TOONDER
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
motion denied.
re: interleague play. wasn’t it last month people were talking about how the nl had closed the gap? if the nl wins the remainder of the games tonight (and they won’t), the best they can be is 85-114 so far this season in il play.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OVERRULED
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CONTEMPTUOUS BASTARD. ;-)
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I MOVE
that the rally caps be used solely in the title…there’s a compromise for you
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
COMPROMISE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WIN AT ALL COSTS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOMETHING ABOUT A WATCH AND PERHAPS COFFEE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did we already do this? i'm sorry, i'm on drugs.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LUUDES SO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop yelling at me, dad!
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PYRRHIC VICTORY FTW
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
COMPROMISE IS NOT GRINDY ENOUGH
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VINCE MAY NOW RIDE IN MY SIDE CAR
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OZUNA
HE IS NOT A GOOD PLAYER
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
ozuna
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pablo taketh and pablo giveth away.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can DeWayne play 3rd?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
by tailgater on Jun 25, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BETTER THAN A HIGH SCHOOL THIRD BASEMAN OR BETTER THAN PABLO?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but can he play leadoff? or 6th, i guess?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is one of the best graphics I have ever seen
Combining Homer Simpson with Despair.com is absolute genius. Where can I buy this? I’m serious.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't they just prop Crede in a lawn chair?
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please say
yes
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE SECRET WEAPON HAS BEEN OFF
HE’S SECRETLY CREDE IN A LAWN CHAIR
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I REQUIRE MAGIC POST HASTE
PS FUCK TOONDER
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by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is giving me flashbacks to about a month and a half ago...
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DROP LESS ACID
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, sweet memories
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jun 25, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farmio
predicting a possible slam.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
by tailgater on Jun 25, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What would the score be then?
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Realistically, does it matter?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
by tailgater on Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe not realistically. but philosophically, cosmically, cosmetically, and karmicly, it most certainly does.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU FORGOT PYTHAGORETICALLY
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farmer's tone,
when he alludes to an opposition slam makes me want to puke.
Lotta “wanting to puke” going on.
Usually not a good sign.
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SSH HAS POWERS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION
HE CAN MAKE YOU VOMIT. IT IS KIND OF LIKE THE WARRIOR OF WRESTLING FAME.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something ugly
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 errors
and stealing bases at will.
Makes me want to puke.
Not the middle of my signature,
Pitching, defense, health.
by ballyb on Jun 25, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE FOUND OUR NEW THIRD BASEMAN
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Inanimate carbon rod!
Or Juan Uribe…whatever.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
by tailgater on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWFULLY THIN ROD, NO?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you trying to say? i think it's nice sized.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATTHEW THORNTON, ESQ
Both feet on the bandwagon.
by vince_ on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a bloop and a bloop and a slam
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
by tailgater on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MISSING BLOOP
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I FEEL LIKE WE AREN'T USING RALLY CAPS TO THEIR FULLEST POTENTIAL
SHAME ON YOU ALL. SOMEONE HAS TO COUNTERACT THE PABLO PLAYING LIKE PABLUM PREDICAMENT.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IVE GOT YOUR BACK
but only in my titles
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINE
YOUR ARGUMENT WON ME OVER, CAPS ALL AROUND
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S THREE
HOPEFULLY IT ONLY TAKES THREE BUT I SUSPECT IT WILL REQUIRE FURTHER PARTICIPATION
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT ONLY LOOKED HARD
CUZ IT’S IN RELATION TO ALL OF PABLO’S OTHER HITS
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jun 25, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions &n